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Ep 238: Eggs!

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Finally. You asked for it, Eli begged for it and Paul eventually decided to let it happen. This week, we tackle... EGGS! A few months ago, Eli heard that no matter what the cost of the eggs you buy, there is literally no difference in taste. Apparently, a food expert said that, but the Cheap Chaps decide to test that claim for themselves in a vigorous and exciting "Off Brand Brand Off" egg special. This is what we have become! The thrills don't stop there either! In a curious twist on the usual Price of Shite formula, Paul & Eli go head-to-head once again in a high stakes edition of the popular CheapShow game of games. Who will win? Well, it's a very close one. It's thrills all round, how will you actually cope? See pictures and/or videos for this episode here: https://www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-238-eggs And if you like us, why not support us: www.patreon.com/cheapshow If you want to get involved, email us at [email protected] And if you have to, follow us on Twitter @thecheapshowpod or @paulgannonshow & @elisnoid Like, Review, Share, Comment... LOVE US! Oh, and you can NOW listen to Urinevision 2021 on Bandcamp... For Free! Enjoy! https://cheapshowpodcast.bandcamp.com/album/urinevision-2021-the-album MERCH Official CheapShow Merch Shop https://www.redbubble.com/people/cheapshow/shop Www.cheapmag.shop www.tinyurl.com/rbcheapshow Send Us Stuff CheapShow PO BOX 1309 Harrow HA1 9QJ

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You ready to turn the gold on? Shut up. I know you've started to shut up. I haven't.

He fucking. I haven't. I'm a good boy. And if I say I'm not recording something, then I'm not recording something.

Who thinks he's not recording now? He's put his hand up. I'm not recording now. What are you doing?

Oh, he's drinking his lovely tea. I see. Look, look, look, he makes a glug sound in his ocean village. Fucking hat.

What is that? What kind of hat is that? It's a visor. It's not a hat.

It's a divisor. Right. Visor. Not to wear it.

Could you look like a dick? That was pretty good. Thank you very much. Just off the cuff.

Yeah. I'm going to be positive this week. Fucking hell. It's like Nazi Germany.

It's not. In any way, shape or form. You really disarmed me again. I was going to do a professional opening.

Now I'd like to see your professional opening. I'm going to do it like a two bob. Is this the bit? Is this the bit?

No, it's not a bit. You keep egging me on. Egging me on for shadowing. Hang a lantern on that egg.

Fucking hang an office. You prick. Yeah, he's touching himself. It's a bit of any other work situation.

But anyway, it's not would be. That's what I said. Right. Well, anyway, hello.

Welcome to you. I'm Eli. No. Welcome to Cheep Show.

I hate you and your fucking noodle posse. People love noodles. It's a fact that you show you're going to have to learn the fucking accent. Cheep Show.

Cheep Show. It's the price of shit. Be like silver. It's a cheap show.

And a guy with a nuzzle. It's a lovely day in the house of pie and mash pie and mash. There's no pie in it. Ham and eggs, isn't it?

You call it the house of ham and eggs, but it's not. We're talking about the fish and fish. It's sausage and eggs. Which is a weird dish.

No one eats that, do they? I've never had a pile of mash with bacon and eggs slapped all over it. No, I've never had that. You look at the photo of the picture.

Why do I keep thinking there's bacon in that? You keep thinking there's loads of fans and breakfast foods. LAUGHTER Anyway, hello. Welcome to Cheep Show, the economy podcast where Eli and I go for the bargain in the chat shop and panel lands of Great Britain and Ireland.

And then further aboard. And then further afield. And try and find the things that are delightful amongst the detritus. Is that a new one?

Delightful amongst the detritus. Is that a new one? Working on new stuff. That is a new one.

When you catch rays. Honky bonk bonk bonk. You've ruined it now. Honky bonk bonk bonk.

Good feeling you've been building up with the... If I were going to teach you... I'd rise you. I'd always be a fucking genius.

Then we went down and said, what was the one you just did? Honky bonk bonk. No, you won't catch up. Which one?

I totally forgot. Man, the cannabis ravages, the brain. I'm from the age. What do you mean, and the age?

Come on, we're getting old, aren't they? I'm getting too old for this shit. We are in Georgia. He said that in that film.

He was 40. Yeah, no. That's shockingly terrifying. Yeah.

Ah, that's a downer. The brand new is that all four of those films, they keep saying they're too old for this shit. And they carry on doing that shit. Well, the whole film is like, you are fucking too old for that.

You are fucking too old for that. Stop it. You are. George, next week on Movie Review on Cheap Show, we'll be talking about the ongoing highlander scene of the film.

The first one I saw was two. No, but not doing that was two. Was two highlander two. No, it was highlander two.

Lethal Weapon two. You saw Lethal Weapon two. And I saw it in the pyramid cinema in Milton Keynes. It was a big event.

And we all went, oh, look at Patsy Kensett's tits. That's great. What happened to Patsy Kensett? You don't hear about her these days, do you?

She's probably happily raising a family somewhere. Fair enough. I don't know. Very good in Lethal Weapon two, though.

No. Could you have to do a South African accent? Oh, yeah. It was, yeah.

But she was, you know. And then she had to get it. Was it Pesci Joe Pesci? No.

No. Did he come in the second one or the third? What? I thought it was the third one.

They fucking went to drive through. They fucking went to drive through. They fucking went to drive through. They fucking went to drive through.

They fucking went to drive through. And so Vesta's alone. You've got here. They fucking went to drive through.

Oh, that's like it's in the room with me. Yeah. Well, I'd still very much like this job at Blockbuster. Oh, please.

You can fuck now. I'm going to get a little bit of the video. Hello. Hello.

Cheep show. Right. No. What's the business now?

What's the business time now? What's the business time now? It's come to Cheep Show week time, daytime, business time. How you enjoying your, your study pot?

I am enjoying my Turkey Ek, a tech, karate, toki, Icy, a million. No, that's not the brand. No, it's S-Pan, S-Pan, U-Dag. Ooludag.

Ooludags. Gazoozoo. It's the Exorcist drink. Right.

So coming up. What we've got coming up on the show today, Paul. What we've got coming up on the show today is we haven't done it in a while. So it's very easy to say very to the segments.

It's very easy to say very to the segments. Say very to someone. I'm in a couple of words. Two words.

Two words. Three-dSwap. Exhame. Exhame.

That's the theory. Exhame. You know what? Talking to the mike.

I don't know. Trying to peer out from the mike. I don't know. That's why I think you're wearing the visors.

It's a fucking ridiculous movie. You can't see anything. You look like an awful bash street kid. I know.

It's a very freeing it's very inhibiting now, you know like on those horses where those blinkers I had my blinkers on I'm trying to pull you had your podcast blinkers. I was I was gonna Can't see Eli what a great day. This is oh Daniel impression not I'm sweating now and the podcast has gone wrong Off brand brand off brand brand off brand off so we're gonna be doing that we'll be testing eggs What a great moment in cheap show history and will be and what else do we have coming up on the show? I wanted to get this one done soon because I know I'd lose the bits if I didn't lose the bits because we did have a bit of a problem with that With my amazing results on the last price of shoes very good What's it standing and are we gonna incorporate well is it gonna be a rules within this package despite it?

It's slightly interesting in that it's been presented as a kind of past the parcel type of air past the price of shital past the past the past The past I said it that's all we need and I'm trying to think it's something better No, it's past the price of shital past the shite Shite see what I mean about the feeling all the energy's gone This is a big jar of Saxon fine salt. Well, I just thought I'm gonna need a soul anyway I'm foreshadowing too much this would be in the section right after the sound effect which will be egg-tasting I think what we'll mention now because I'll always forget it in there so spot if I have a new app now called Green Room And we thought go out on Friday on the Sunday following that release in the afternoon We'll come on green room and host the kind of chat room party where you can come and join us and ask questions about the podcast If you want and if it doesn't go very well, you never hear of this segment again And we can kick you out if you swear. Yeah, if you say naughty Bobbins or something like that I don't know what people say these days. I'm too nice.

Yes I'm the nicest boy in the world. The name is Gary Nice. Oh Gary's the name on the lips of me today No, it's like Gary's only a mouth all over your lips. They call him shiny Gary Gary the mouth polish man.

No You like my trippy icings do you like the crust on it sir break my trippy icings and I'll come gushing around because I'm Gary the polish man Gary no his name is mad caps flash man Mad caps flash man. Yeah mad caps flash man. You want to Know where the clowns cost you You always be have to keep yourself at the verge I'm so glad you found a way to do your fucking mouth sounds and his name is mad cap splash man All right, well, we're building up a second universe of characters here on cheap show and I think we all agree They're not as good as already poor originals. So let's move on.

I tell you what you like. We got such such such Such a show we are so much coming up. Let's cram it all in that's coming up Like a cucumber burp maybe I'm coming up Now you didn't need to follow that up with anything. I really talk you just stop talking forever And then how would you do the podcast it wasn't this popular I grant you but it would at least have sentences in it Oh This is a sentence just did one and that I think we need you know what we need no you don't need to be Bobby's Bellman Because you don't remember you know What's his name?

Well, we work out a G. You know, that's not his name. That's not his name. It's not his name And we're not doing changes name a lot all up 10 minutes nearly over let's finish the segment.

Sorry eight time just round the corner First egg segment and there's a theory attached I have a full right to be excited about this One of the eggs has got a growth seen that yes I hate you I know it's good to be back. It's good to be back It's nice to be back in the good old house of ham and eggs sausage and eggs and No, it's a very poor what about land of the giant Snapple. Oh, I don't like land of the giant Snapple Other that sounds like we're getting branded by Snapple and we're really you got branded by Snapple if you're talking nothing shut up You got probably not Simulated Snapple Rubbish, you know, when it comes to this kind of talk I hate your machinations Oh, wow, he put it at the mash picture everybody just You picked with the first sentence you said about advise I advise you Let's not Brand off brand off brand off brand off brand off brand off brand off brand off brand off brand off brand off brand off brand off brand off This is the part of the show where we compare and contrast brand against off brand. It's kind of that simple really Yeah, blind taste tests where we look at basically is to do with the value of items and the more expensive versions And whether it's worth getting the cheap ones to save money Yes, because in the past we have been surprised by famously the mayonnaise it was that no, you see This is a bit of a myth that's growing up around that segment No, you keep reiterating and then you still prefer it to the helmet's They're the same sprees helmets copy and it was real helmets.

Yes, so therefore the bottom of the hands. It's the same price point All right, okay, and the very very cheesy Why's I'm not straining nasty, but they're having instances of cereals and colas that we've really enjoyed that haven't been the brand colas And actually been a lot cheaper as a recently I like those cheese biscuits from Iceland Oh, yeah, I was in cheese crackers a lot better than the brand. Yeah, the chedders aware They're cool a lot better a lot more cheesy a lot more kind of robust in this kind of roasted flavor Absolutely for me I'm not a big fan of cheddas because they get to this cardboardy mulch It's like the soccy mulch it's that cracker mulch you get when you have too many craze in your mouth it But we're not here to talk about crackers Paul. We are here to talk about eggs eggs.

You know you make me want to say eggs eggs Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs out eggs Or just off I'm gonna go I'm done Really kind of make me feel or maybe one form and then we'll walk 15 minutes in and I want to blow my brain I'm searching around from a madness to Piphany But so tell me why finally we're tackling boiled eggs I was listening to a podcast and a chef and food scientist guy was on the podcast. Do you remember his name? I've been dressed do not okay should have picked that up. I'm sorry, but he said he does taste test to see exactly in a more rigorous and Scientific context what we do on yes, and brand off Yeah, he looks at you know people's responses to the food educated man women We're not all the common people he does actual scientific experiments, right?

Yes, proper control groups and stuff like that and he said all the findings about eggs are that it doesn't matter What the egg is how posh the chicken is what happened to the chicken how it was raised anything like that all eggs Instinctible in terms of the mouth taste and texture. Okay, and they say why particularly because it's a chemical constituents I think this is my personal thing. Yeah in order to be an egg It's it can only be made of egg. Do you see what I mean?

There's nothing if the chickens are well enough to make an egg It's gonna be mega vac. It's always the same chemicals It's I mean I can understand the point but part of my brain is thinking what the free range that is an a cage have a tasty Or egg because this is the argument that people do but he also cited another experiment where people were asked to rate Scrambled eggs, yes, and they put a little bit of orange food die in the scrambled eggs Think about eggs people think that they're better if the yogis more sort of orangey, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah Rather than yellow or lighter yellow you'd say that's cheap or that's not nice Yeah, and so you put orange food die in scrambled eggs make it look more yolky Yeah, and people rate it higher and there's a tasteless food die and that's a better egg that I enjoyed that more that was Then the other scrambled eggs. They were also given that was just normal white Just a make without the so I was Interested by this because I love eggs.

Yes, and I wanted to lead in if I may Paul Yes, asking you about egg experiences you've had what's your favorite egg? How do you like eggs done ever been egged? What's your egg thing? You know give me some egg words I Do you make me dog egg boy, right?

Okay, I'll say this though. I like eggs, right? That's a good start to say I like eggs good. No, it's my favorite way is probably fried I used to really not like poached, but these days I come around to poached.

Yeah, poached is a very clean But some of you watching vinegar to the water it ruins the egg flight. You're absolutely right I do a poached egg properly Vinegar no you shouldn't need to know it's only having big problems with like soft water If you stay the water then drop the egg in it. Oh, yeah Yeah, that's it looks pretty tricky way to produce them to prepare them rather, but and if it fails it fails hard You just get splodged you do it soggy splod a gluteness blodge gluten sticky blodge Embiotic splodge a rubbery nibble noble splodge stop talking shit use words What nibble novels words mate if I said nibble novel you complain because I know the jibba jabba jabba But I like jibba jabba. Um, you like the jibba jabba when it comes to eggs like fried I have this little thing where when I fry a nag I like I don't like the yolk to be too runny So I'll flip it over and then what I'll do is fight flip over I'll sprinkle some rosemary and thyme on the egg I like a herby egg Yeah, and flip it and then when it's already it's got a little bit more flavor You know what my philosophy is almost exactly the same as yours when it comes to what eggs I like I like them sunny side over.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you want some running us left in the yolk But not so it drowns your plate. No, no, but and then you get all of the white on the top half by flipping it over Yeah, it's perfect. Yeah, it's a popular egg here. It cheap.

I wouldn't I wouldn't herb it I would put some pepper on and you know I do I'll put sauce on the egg while it's cooking I sometimes do I Is to fully solidified and you can get the sauce actually into the body of the egg that way do you know I'm saying yes Tabasco's a good one for that. You know what I love it egg sandwich I can't believe this is a whole egg segment. I know I know we've told all kinds of foods and then we've done eggs before The next but there's just something so odd to you specifically to be this into the segments And I haven't seen this passion in your face before listen, so I love a fried egg love it with hot sauce Yeah, I was just about to say fried eggs sandwich with salt and an coner. What sauce is a banger And I sometimes like HP sauce on me fried egg delicious a great sauce.

It's a great sauce. It's a great sauce. It's a great thing Right, what do you think about boiled eggs not my favorite? They're nice and a sandwich all that I've got to be in the right moved I tell you what's really nice boiled egg sandwich toast.

Yeah butter. Yeah, it's up salt and pepper slice the egg stick it in that The button melt a bit under the warm egg. Yeah, you know me right Christmas right? What's that noise the shut up e-liners?

It's the I want to say something but I've given up hope I'll say it you can only speak Oh, no, so let me get to the point right so today on the show to kind of back up E-Lise theory like here on a podcast we're gonna try three eggs and we thought about what kind of range of eggs should we get eggs that are Overly expensive compared to ones that in this instance we got from Iceland. So let's the worst eggs the battery eggs from I thought with it that back so let me mention the eggs and then we'll tell experiment how it works Sure, so we'll go through all three eggs that we're gonna use first the first batch comes from the worst eggs We got with my son and ten large eggs not worse just cheapest yeah, so you know class a British class a Oh, you know you've used quite a few class days in your time haven't you? Is that what we're talking about now? It can be have you ever done co-cuff an egg or something?

I have not no that wouldn't be good to try to do a line on an egg because it's a shake we could sprinkle it on a flat egg Okay, yeah, so you know what to do ten large eggs British class a one pound for ten from Iceland. Yeah Yeah, I have a little guide in here Paul. Yeah about the codes right so you've got oh right organic okay one is free range Right to is barn right three cage or so battery. Yeah tonight's way saying battery and UK yeah origin And then they've got the other code for UK origin like farm ID Scottish farm ID So sort of Northern Irish farm, but it's not a bit of an idea What is a one of the codes on this already the code off this egg and see if you match it to the key there Yeah, all right I've got one UK two three seven one two.

So this is number one. What's number one organic? So it's a free range This is a free range UK egg. Yeah, that's what it says on it Why would they lie when they say free range on the egg box and why they sell ten for I don't think they are free range I know it says eggs on the box.

It says eggs from cage tens cage. Yeah, it's definitely caged ends because they're so cheap What does class a mean then it just means that well, then does that mean they're lying on the egg I think the eggs lying to you. Yeah, why would they print lies on an egg? I don't know hang on anti-vax is no the truth it says that says I'm looking on the next day Pandemic it says eggs around with the earth is flat.

Oh, what's this one Paul Daniels? It says that's it Just as Paul Daniels is that egg suggesting and on and what's on this one? No, let me is watching He's got eggs. He's got eyes and his eggs Now that's our cheap cheap cheap.

Oh, so if eggs taste different that will be the lead the most bland or flavorless or Chasing or the or the texture. Yeah, but we have cooked all of the eggs exactly the same amount of time I was I saw to that our middle egg or slightly higher than average price egg is since you as in you tree weird Because he said Paul Daniels Part of you tree for a start so we might have our differences I'm not gonna label him a nonsense because you saw an egg box. All right. These are sent you rich yolk delicious free range with extra rich Yokes now that attracted me because I thought what was that me rich?

What we orange is there a cone on the inside of that explaining? It's outrageous claim I mean, how do they do it? Oh, there is a lot of information on the inside of it I didn't know these will be so packed with information on the inside with eggs you get info right says in here Stu's free range egg is a family run business family run business. Well, right Practicing the very best producing the very best free range eggs.

We'll see about that right you read a couple hours ago From time to time we supply we supplement our supply from other line accredited British forms there you go I'll do you these free range eggs come from forms approved by the freedom food restrict our SPCA well first standards The hens must have the ability to perch pre nest Forage and have the freedom to roam in open pasture, but it is a bit devious isn't it? It's trying to sort of suggest there from one farm or suggest it isn't it? Yeah, it's actually from a bunch of fun So it's just a friend time to time so maybe it's once every other way from time like this time to the next time and every time And the code is the same time. It doesn't have a meaning From time to time.

So it's the same code. Oh organic one free range to barn. So this is this is a free. This is so this is a free range UK, yes, you stand a day and the number is what farm it's from.

Yeah, it's a standard egg That's not cheap egg. It's not expensive egg. It's a name of training. I don't understand what with extra rich yolks How do they know that?

I think that's just gonna have a very orangey yolk which they do by breeding or some way you can you can tell It's a middle class egg though, and it says lovely for baking and making pasta It's like no one makes pasta unless your name's fucking talk with talk wins fucking talk win Have you been reading those exposays of talk with the my name's talk in pasta making club? Oh Did that give you a suggestion when I say that no what was my brain went can you make that work and can we run on that idea? And then it went no I just pulling out Paul and so I always you always pulling out on my ideas No, I'm always that joke either. Okay, so our final and most expensive Now I'm gonna pass you a few of these eggs the rich yolk two pound two six six something like that That's a hugely more expensive already from our bottom eggs Which I have to remind you was ten four pounds.

Yes, that is what how much is that each I'm not doing that. Yeah, ten P eggs. Even you could do that now. Dude, after you did it for me Delation of duty.

No, ten P and egg. Why can't I see? Can we do these eggs now the very posh one in a special box that you might receive a piece of jewelry from it's a very funny or something. Yeah, it's like a box you get like a retro gaming console Or a sort of scented candle.

Yeah, it's very posh cackle bean cackle bean six exquisite free range eggs Paul not just eggs exquisite exquisite exquisite exquisite exquisite exquisite exquisite surprise. They didn't but maybe because they exquisite I know I'm guessing they didn't do that. They did do that. No, they didn't do that What they're sitting there trying to mark eggs and they don't say exquisite But it doesn't say eggs squids on the glassy for that.

That's my point. That's my point That's my point. We've made the same point But you had to correct me to make your point Exquisite was my point that you told me I need the correct thing is our posh eggs and I say they get a bit above their station These eggs from the copy on the inside read the obnoxious copy now I will say this for a very further the eggs are presented inside there's a brown and a white one brown and a white one I used I boiled a brown one in order to sort of match more evenly with the other eggs that we were tasting today Paul these are classic assorted sizes free range eggs from cackle bean Once upon a time in the deepest cot's world lives from very special hens Could you fuck off whose story now unfolds? I just want to buy some eggs their eggs you see we're called Arlington whites and the dazzling shells made a wonderful sight I just want some eggs within each one was a golden treasure a yolk so fine.

It gave great pleasure I don't need to pleasure myself with these eggs. I just need breakfast delicious and creamy the effect I've got cream I've got cream. I want cream. I want creamy egg on an eggy egg people came around from my Old people Betty farm where the hens could be found if they hadn't yet hopped on the bus into town What they got in a bus?

Oh fuck off. Oh what a little they want us go Oh cute those little chickens are getting on the bus this like a little human I love eggs Oh They were just a few pretty silly It's true who opined for that egg to gain such fame some magic must be to blame truth to tell the birds live so well There was simply no need for the casting of spells with freedom to roam enjoy chicken fun plus your nourishing meal and a plenty of sun The plain fact that our British told me just want the eggs treated and they were blue blooded royalty Oh what I try to say they're blue blooded royalty It was this that created the egg lovers delight an oval shaped marvel named Arlington white fuck yourself Cackle bean and your terrible copy sack your marketing people because that was hard to get through and these are also free-range from the UK So they've all got the same egg markings on yes, so there you go didn't you find that obnoxious? I mean it's cute, but no one buys a box of eggs. Oh look a story of the eggs They held them in cages and they're all tight they shut on their legs and the acid burned through the skin Why didn't you rhyme why couldn't you make that rhyme because it was I gave you a heart it easy no it's not I'm thinking all right I can do think of the right the wee little chickens were rosy and bright until they almost drowned in part of their Shot chained to the floor their legs unable to move they go round and nor on each other's hooves Chickens don't have hooves, so that's what I'm some vert in reality.

Well then I'm taking it I'm twisting it round looking at it from a different angle look at humor from a different angle I'm coming up with all ideas bubbling up. All right. It's one more then they laid egg after egg hundreds and hundreds And then they went out and it was cold. It was the tundras I've almost got you out there because I could think of a rifle Well played forever now.

I got a hunger for them eggs Here's what we've done We've taken one of each egg and so we know which is which when we put them into boil We put the number one on the most expensive egg which is a couple of the other thing to the other sent use extra creamy rich Yoke and then three is the iceland ten for one pound egg however when I was preparing the x-ball one is sort of cracked And it's got a nasty egg tanger all coming out. It's got a weird bulbous Postual a pustule of egg rubbery nib nibs. Yeah, so the one with no number is the replacement of for that All right, so do you think we need to have the replacement what number is that that was number three? I don't know see how you go.

That's the iceland one. That's number three this one with no number on it. Yeah, right? Okay good I now need to don't you're blindfold for Eli now will go into blind taste Estimone you need some moments and just the time to you know get into the right space I sit with my iced tea while he prepares himself.

I'll just be a chip chopping the top of the eggs off So I can scoop it now. Do you want a bit of the yoke as well? I think we must right in the middle then we must have a bit of the yoke in that's most important. I'll do that now then I'm gonna break It's my blindfold now for we it's a very trusting game this we trust me to I want to get a good result And I'm yes, you may know what's impriding about getting these right in the past But if the theory same eggs same rather is correct I won't be able to tell the difference at all and I'll only be able to distinguish them through pure luck But I'm gonna try and do this honestly and say you know that's the taste that I'm tasting and that's the taste of the egg I've got a pen you can write this down with I do yeah, I'll write down What you have to remember which egg your feet I know I'm gonna do that now I'm gonna literally gonna put this in this order now so I can decide before I even start okay I'm ready to receive egg in mouth, so and also you do the taste this It's pissing me off right here.

We go. I have arranged the egg order the order of egg. I've got order of egg ready to go right? So hand me a spoon.

I'm gonna scoop into the egg on to a little spoon. Yeah, how's it cooked? Okay, they're all very evenly cooked a little bit wet in the middle overall this little enough all right Turd your joke for you to get a good good right so right so make sure this is right one. Yeah, here we go I'm putting on the spoon now a little bit of the egg I've got made sure there's a video can a little bit of white so here we go careful now I'm gonna hand you the spoon Here we go he brings up to his mouth now and the first egg goes in and it's a taste test time for him I wonder what he'll think mmm fine mmm.

It tastes the bag. Yeah, there's a sort of distinct that tastes of yolk creamy is it? Mmm is it a creamy yolk creamy? I don't know that taste of an egg.

It's got quite a lot of flavor That's good. You want a lot of flavor don't you if you come to your yolk you don't want to be too kind of sulfur You know that's all for a place of an egg yeah, it's an animal to say now for the next little bit of a Egg Oh by our egg film I've handed him his iced tea while I scoop a bit more egg. Okay, the second egg on our docket I want my egg to now my egg to me now. All right.

This one's a little bit more runny. Oh Just because naturally it's a little bit more runny here We go to be careful keep it level to egg to go in in now. Oh, gosh. It's lovely does that fuck That's horrible.

It's like watching alien right and that is the second egg delivered to you today How are you feeling to it tastes exactly the same really yeah, even the yokey yoke yoke the yolk is a different texture Yeah, a nicer texture. Okay, nice. I want measure softer harder runny. You know it's a bit too again, Paul It's I'm sorry, but it's sort of a more rounded flavor doesn't poke out the first one's a bit more sulfur The second one has a much more sort of mellow.

It's almost umami the egg, you know, it's like a mouth coating the yoke, you know, okay All right, here's your final third egg here. We go. What's the viscosity on this one? I it's about the same as the first okay back to the first now a little less runny than the one you just had It's a bit more texture to it might be a bit more white.

I'll tell you where I'm heading now I'm gonna say the second one was the posh egg. Okay, the first one I reckon was Iceland. I don't know how this egg I haven't been smelling them. They're all smell the same.

Let me sniff the other two eggs after this. Yeah I'll let you sniff all the eggs and all my eggs sniff an egg for deliberation. Yeah, after this go get a hot one I know just fucking eat an egg Watch my mouth quick to the egg special. No.

Well, all right. This is it. What you had you like it again? That tastes exactly the same doesn't really take the same though I mean, there were no nuances to the yoke or to the you know to the album or whatever.

No no texture Well the second so we're running right now. It was gonna be devious right now Which of the which of the number three to do you use my replacement one of the one with the ten to replacement? I didn't use one with the ten rule. Okay, that that room's a theory.

Yeah, I'll be harder Wouldn't it? I would do that so yes, that's the reason why you put the egg in isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah So we're doing this on the strict cheap show laboratory conditions now the first one tasted cheaper Okay, it tasted a bit more sort of un-subtle right so we say the second one tasted better than the third It was very marginal the third was a little less rich. I'll give you the number ones and two you want egg What the first egg and the second egg and the first egg first piece of how many how many some egg and I'll sniff it So make sure I give it in the right order.

There you go now. I thought this was sniff my egg I thought this was the cheapest. I don't know what you think. I don't know what you think yeah, that smells of an egg That's for sure got real egg smell doctor.

You know, this is the worst episode of you bet Give me egg to second egg. This is the second egg that you have exactly the fucking same egg It literally smells exactly the same. Oh, no, I don't need egg three. I've made my mind up I mean all the bits of the egg by the way, I mean it all tastes like egg.

Yeah, I have less confidence in this than any off-brand brand off A segment in recent memory, so we've got no idea really we have tasted exactly the same to me allegedly have three parameters Something that's cheap should that should be you know cheaper nasty. We also have some that should be exquisite And we also have an epine to yokey, you know, really creamy yokey where they want to say about it They all kind of three loose parameters with that in mind. What do you think the first egg was? Why do you want to be the first egg was our battery or cage to hen the very cheap ice land egg?

That's number three. Just cuz it was unsettled. It's just sort of, you know, all right, okay So number two and didn't taste bad. Let me say all right didn't none of this no no they don't to have the creamiest yoke So I'm gonna say number two is is number two.

Okay, so I said number one is number three and number two is number two Yeah, no, you've said the first egg you said was number three the second egg you said was number two Which means this egg must be the poshiest egg the Arlington white I believe was the third egg right? Okay, okay, you can now take your blindfold off because I'm about to tell you the order in which you got them right and or wrong Ready now you said the first egg was egg number three the cheapest egg. Yeah, it was actually egg number two this the rich Yeah, rich joke you said egg number two was a joke was egg number two that was number three That was actually the cheapest that was Iceland that was Iceland the second one was Iceland. Yeah, and then the final one You said was the most expensive and it was so yes, I got the last one right, but I don't know if that really says anything Yeah, there was very little difference between those if any did you taste?

I just a little bit I drop the top off I was good a bit out and it was like I couldn't they all tasted the same it's same So especially the yolks did more anything else you could argue that they're not the yolk the white bit Yeah, because the white bit was always the same but there was a slight difference in the yoga only because how they were cooked Yes, and that's what fooled me. So I think they were indistinguishable poor they were indistinguishable now What does that say though? I think it's a good thing that people believe that more expensive eggs taste better Do you know why why because more expensive eggs come from chickens who's welfare is much better looked after and in terms of the environment and everything So you take a cage ends and battery farming is a fucking is horrible. Yeah, that's how it's good that people want quality Well, even if it doesn't in reality taste any different do you see what I mean?

Because we want chickens to be how good lives don't we? Yeah, so it's kind of like an anti-cruelty tax You pay a bit more and you know that this is in some way less cruel But on the other side having having said that Paul on the other side of that Wow, there is no difference I mean I could I could like fall because my Super teammate who painted the eggs in the yeah in the picture of the hand and eggs Yeah, sausage mash and eggs in this place is this he's into eggs Rogan Mike that special He's into eggs. I could fool him with these you could it's really interesting It's really interesting but at the end of the day it kind of so is like yeah You can buy 10 for a pound, but if you don't want to support battery farming then pay and that would be my message to everyone Don't do it. Don't pay an extra quit and get the exact same kind of egg and just yeah, maybe the size is different the same way you'd avoid You know battery read meat.

I think a super tasteable No, you know these people who like their tongues are like literally fine They were because I've never tasted anything that varies as little as I guess is like a variety with a with a mane It's a different types of ingredients and quantity other ingredients in the main age It's not the right eggs is eggs in it, which is exactly is that's exactly is eggs is eggs is eggs That's almost too good for us not to stop this segment right now So we've decided that eggs is eggs and you pay for less cruelty. Yeah, not too bad an outcome not too bad We've got this monster of the segment but no we don't because that he's trapped another dimension I know there's a there's a universe to one. Oh, it's gonna be awful me. We had a great eggs is eggs out What was he called again Andre?

Oh, yes, he's Russian, isn't he? Oh, I get him just Andre brand off ski He's been very trying to get heavy with me earlier. So it's gonna happen you can do what you want. I'm pressing stop right now No, no, no awful Russian accent.

No, he's kind of cool. Just just let him have a few words Yeah, come on in there since I let me so any 33 minutes this segment. I just want to fucking don't sit down Thank you. So what you want to say?

fucking thing that's it we're done Randosky I Couldn't let me at least try do the voice for this guy give me something to do I'm I'm rapping up It's the fucking price of shite. It's the fucking price of shite. Oh, it's the fucking price of shite Tonight and that's right. I'll do a bit of a disco kind of one and then obviously a big string quartet behind me and Right, so it's the fucking price of shite the part of the show where we go through the charity shop We find out a bunch of stuff we try and get the prices.

It's kind of that simple We've had one sent in to the PO box. We don't even come to the letter But I don't believe he's put his name on it. So I apologize, but if it's you thank you unless it's somewhere else in the letter Anyway, it's in there the cheap show. That's the way of doing it.

It's not just a teacher Then we don't you don't know about here. Yeah, this is my past the parcel version of the price of shite items are wrapped Delay by layer in order of cheapest to most expensive. Oh First layer cheapest last layer most expensive. They were purchasing West London all items range between 10 pence and three pound good look P.

S. Apologies of the packing is a pain to open scissors will be required Oh shit, I'll get to and I get a pen and paper as well because we need to do the scores and PPS I think the winners you get to choose what items they keep oh Most of the train gets to choose well, maybe yeah if the prices are good enough to keep otherwise going back to a charity shop And the circle of life continues we bring up the gifts we review with the gifts We return of the gifts you bring us the gifts we review with the gifts we return of the gifts to charity shop It's the circle of the cheap show life now to wait for Eli's return. Okay, we still go and Eli has return of here's the paper I was just explaining the cheap show life Yeah, nice cheap show circle of life. They bring up the gifts we review with the gifts We return of the gifts to charity shop very nice cycle There's one bit missing what now did it start you bring of the gift I receive of pit wing of thin my folder No, no the I do receive of the between of those then it has to be you give us the gift we review with the gift you between the gift You and weld it underneath your wing of the gift I embrace it in the velvety down in my wing of and then we return of it Right, so So I don't know where the answers are they might be on the top lay them in there with them.

This is exciting Isn't it? Now poor what am I doing you are putting your mouth between the legs of your small stuffed toy name point? That's he's been a very good boy this week. No, you do freeze a good boy.

You give him mouth slappage on his good growing Very good boy. How's he not that good? Anything to protect you why because we don't do it with us answers off I'm stamping him I'm giving him the slodge stamp on the top doing that grabbing him on the by the head and slapping him down the table like a rubber stamp Right point extras here. He's the guard of the twins.

Yes. Oh, we can have a gamble item How are the point? I don't know how many items are even in this letter is Becomes more apparent. Yeah, we should do music and pass it back and forth and when the music stops ever is holding it opens the layer So I did lead the I pass it did lead the old stop with me.

Oh, that's good. I get to do the first feeling I've been scanned I'm tearing us under the first layer use this is no. I want to use my hands like a Stop pouring at it the first layer is off and there's a letter there's a letter in the first Answer's on this has the answers and it's got a lovely seal We'd like to see a wax and seal to protect the between it, but just for extra protection point extra will be deployed after I've Nub just fucking nonsense man He's sitting there on the answers the layer is off and that's all there was so I'll let you open the next layer then because Oh, I got the answer this will be the cheapest one apparently so whatever's on that first layer It's 10 p to 10 to three pounds all of them between the items range between 10 p and 3 pounds I'm imagining the least expensive is going to be no less than 10 p and the most expensive no more than 3 pounds if 3 pound at all If we get when we judge the prices if we're spot on in our calculation to get two wings if we're off by 25 p.p either way We just get one between oh I found it's some kind of funky worm what is it? It's a long bendy rubber worm in neon pink it looks a bit like an exercise We can talk about the other day that's right Roger Moore this is how I imagine Roger Moore's you think Roger Moore's penis looks like a long Table did did yes, it might be the last hole in it.

It's not good a hole. It's not a meter So it's not it's not a bit I touch yours look there's a little meter Look Paul I'm pulling it back and the meters worm comes out the top. This is gross. You've ruined this for me Let's have a little feel of it.

I want to feel it It's a little wiggly worm what's it for playing with you? Can't like one of those fairy worms that you can play with on a little string It doesn't have that it is literally just a pointless long pink piece of bloody rubber or whatever This is you think you've got it moist or damp in some way should go out with me At a wall or a window stick No The meter souls I did see I instantly moved on don't sniff the little pink worm smells of bathrooms I know it smells of rub it smells like a thing smells like I do not do that. What don't do what have you snapped your worm? How describes it in the answers so like paper you need to write down the answer okay, so that's the cheapest item for yeah I'm just gonna call it pink worm pink worm because that's what it is pink and pink worm What do you reckon I'm gonna say to open market the pink worm fetches I'm gonna say 20p for that and just to be clear the pink worm doesn't fetch doesn't ejaculate in any way We haven't certainly made it do that yet.

So knows what you say what you say 20 p. Did you think I'll fetch? Think I go for quite a lot did you say 20 p. Yeah, can you now give us your scores?

It's the cheapest item of the list Yeah, I'm gonna say I'll keep it fruity keep it fruity was that mean I'll say 25 25 p now if we are 25 p either way You're expecting that while you were setting up. Yeah, just to kind of fill in the time. You know keep it slick He could move it. Should we move on to our second?

I'll take the next time. I'll do the music I do this layer You did the last layer with the worm and I want to do this layer with whatever's in this one here We go boys and girls now this one's a nice blue shopping classic Blue bag in it right here we go It's been beautifully presented this right a little something different doesn't it and that's all that matters The ceiling wax. Oh, I know what this is. Oh, I know what this is.

It's a gorilla candle. It's not a gorilla I can see it's a Buddha candle. Yeah, right now This is a space man candle. It's stick from the BBC TV series top gear in the form of a candle soap on a rope It's yeah It's a stick soap on a rope I'm stigger there is the masked car driver that does like the speed test and things he's the expert driver driver And they kind of mythologize him as a kind of weird dog either one person and I was a bunch of stuff man One of which did an expose a book remember really say clocks into count and Hammond's account and may can't We're gonna be the one we can't see together pretty much.

You know, there's a lot of other book I'm just presuming if I'd written a book a time ago. I'll just call the book three calls Get over it. So yeah, it's a stick I don't know. Let me have a little surprise.

Oh, does it sniff? I didn't sniff it very oh, it's that kind of old blokey around Mercedes because that's the thing about soap on a rope It's that's is it 60s or 70s invention it was Early in that but it's that weird kind of way of you have it round your neck on you ideally so you go shower That was like what's called soap on a rope. No, you're hanging up in your shower But I thought it was if you were like no showering like in a public bath and you could hang it round your head So you didn't drop it. No, no, well something like that.

No, that's not no. You know where it round your head Well, you watch it was just so you can have it hanging up in the shower You wouldn't want to then what then you use it. It's got your pubes sticking to it Rope, he's wearing round like a medallion look at those big manly thick pubes embedded in it all I'm saying is it's a really thick curly springy Pew it's just what I think it's open up I think dad presents and that's kind of what top gear represents dad Especially a novelty stuff So you're saying the form of what this is represents is goes with what it is a very dad gift father's day kind of Christmas stocking Feel the kind of shit It's a terrible thing. Yeah, at least it has on utility it does have something to it could be so if you've ever wanted to wash your Grondol with steaks helmet What did you think as well?

I didn't do that. I'm open to get a big sniff of the stick get a big sniff of the stick It smells of 70s cologne. Yeah, that's what I mean. That's what I say old guy smells like old guy and freshly painted living room Yeah, it's a distinct it's a perfume.

So it's not just a soapy smell. It's not perfume. Yeah, I don't like it I do not like that so you get to go first with the guests this time. What do you think that was now?

We don't know how many lays the boss. It's hard to judge weird how high to go next. I like it. We need to say seven ATP ATP fair enough.

I guess big so I'll go with I'm gonna go with 65 How many layers will there be also I sorry for thought not last week's podcast you can't take it back. I sorry for peeing next to camp What did you say do you want to be in feast? I'll give you a bean feast. I was another episode I've got a lot of fog recently.

I'm gonna start say last week on the UFO hunt Close 65 next layer which I'm gonna do class in the scissors, please. I'm handing them carefully to him handle first So what's on that layer? It's all very tightly put something on this layer. What is it looks like it's frog based.

It's a frog stand Ornament frog ornament frog face this standing on this to be one of the most pointless terrible thing I've seen Classically price of chimes terrible that is terrible. It's a badly How we use right frog face it's a metal frog face flat. It's a grill a metal grill in the shape of a frog face It's a perfect stand a metal frame stand or you can inch a hinge down on the back So you can just look at the frog look at it as a frog. No, it must have some purpose Like a very look at that frog real face thing.

Yeah, nice will fog fog face I didn't want to go down on him, but then he looked over his desk and the frog face grill thing awful Yeah, oh no, I'm just not I get to know everything I put the thing I know she off yeah talking of no being off stop the off stop licking his taint Point extra protects points the PPP snaps stop it. You're what wrong with you So Say what do you think it is? I don't know it's got no use is it like a photo frame? No, you can't stand anything against it Nothing slides into it.

I don't know what it is But I'm gonna say it is I'm missing 90p 90p from I'm staggered by the point. That's a good item It's not like it's recognizable comedy character. It's just a very basic sort of cartoon frog face And why do we think it's a frog would we think it was a frog if the grill hadn't been painted green It me out of pushing to say it's a dinosaur's head could be a dinosaur head. Oh, you know a turtle.

Yeah, you know It could be a little turtle. It could be a little turtle had poking out Right next item I give it give it give it a go. I wonder how many more there are this might be we don't know I don't want this is just a very narrow it feels like a big they're very well packed Let's have to say and we onto the next layer. It's exciting this least one more.

It's a first of my mother mug Yeah, it's a bitches. Oh, no, it's a little Thomas the tank engine. It's a little Thomas tank on the back It says Thomas was happy come along come along keep off any whistle peep peep peep What did I say for frog face you didn't let me get frog face a fucking price because you're often a fucking random fucking Sorry about splashing your dick's also over froggy face. That's what you were doing I'll just let you go down on me if no move on Right, so this is a Thomas the tank.

I need to give a price go on. What do you think froggy faces? I said 90 p right 60 p remember They're going up. Oh So you can't have a price low than the one you did previously five what you say good five with five for the froggy face Right, so this is a little white porcelain mug with a fine printed Thomas the tank engine image on it and a little bit of the book on the back I say it's gone smirage dripping on the side Oh, because you know, I'm not gonna say well cleaned one pounds 75 for the mug Yeah, I'm gonna say I'm gonna say 150 for the mug 50 for the mug from Paul moving on because I hate Thomas the tank engine.

Why do you hate Thomas the tank? It's a kid to come on and I think fuck this I don't watch this yeah because you was way too old for it I think I was to do It's pathetic when obviously you're a guy you would have been sitting there probably taking a wacky backie at the time Oh, it's a time to tank engine. I think don't try don't try don't try and say oh you use wacky backies if you're not intimately familiar with it Day in day out self-medicating with it all day long for the last 25 years of your life So let's do the last I dare you Smoking the jazz This You go put my the smidge It's fine. It's a nice little simple more than there's a quote Thomas was happy mate.

I read that out Do you not listen trying do you listen back to this podcast ago? What I fucking should prize this all is I'm sorry I didn't he say right that's layer he turns out. See what it is. It's a it's a job.

It's a Yeah, I can't see the shape. Oh, yeah, no, I can I thought was a throne chair or something This is like what they serve oh I win I want it. Yeah, what a twist to the tail. Oh, it's got a price tag on it It's probably crossed out a few of them have price tag so I've ignored them.

He's blacked them out Which is fair enough blacked them out. So we don't see and this is a just the most adorable little thing cool It's a simple little You got a man some judicious use of the snippers god. You're really stabbing out it with your stumpy digits on now Don't start I've had a 30 risk for the last month 30 rest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, this is a lovely thing Look for real weight and quality to have a little bit of tea Look and it's got the thing that allows you to stack them together a little clap to stack you slice stack It's not them shut them shut them together.

It's got the hinge and what does it say on the crossbar M&S M&S I see because they've a nested little thing recently didn't they were if you bought X amount of groceries You would get three mini versions of their food so you could build a little toy place up That is a little shopping for like a little look little wheels that will work everything works It's totally to scale isn't it? You know what? This is the exact size you could take around Tesco Come to the point. Yes, he did it push push because I'm the smallest man who ever lived.

Yeah, this is the biggest thing You've ever seen that is the biggest thing you've ever seen that is the biggest thing right and I could push you around the streets on it That'll be fun. Wasn't that this is the guy I'm sure this is the guy I'm sure this is the guy I'm sure this is the guy I'm sure this is the guy I'm sure Who clearly like you little fella I'm getting married on in the car. They're not because I was mad. I doesn't matter.

That doesn't matter. I'm getting married. I'm getting married. Let's go for a little walk Can you trolley?

Yes, Mr. Paul. All right, here we go. All right.

All right. All right. You've played your hands. You've played your hand It's all right, Marjorie.

Thanks for being on standby. You'll never sell any ice moves going. That's food It's the mental police. I hate London right here we go.

So shopping trolley. I love it You love it. What are you gonna guess because it's your guess first my friend? Yes, I'm gonna say 250 250 for that and I'm gonna say the shopping trolley hangs in the balance 285 because I'm quite sure that none of us want any Other stuff, right?

So it's all over the trolley. It's a total of twings. I can put in that is it total of twings overall win We're now in this wins this wins the show. Are there any items you'd like to put the gamble on?

No, I'm doing gamble. Why I don't want to Can I gamble? Yeah, but then if you gamble and lose you can't have the trolley night if you win That's the big gamble just like borg's eye. I don't want this trolley that man.

You see you when you see I don't want this Praise you when you get weird crazy now. Let's have a little room. You be your brother worm We got undoing the answers because you're just scoring it. That's how it works last time Look at that lovely seal lovely seal.

I'm right there. I take a picture So people can see the lovely seal beautiful seal on this bespoke price of strike today I'm actually actually has protected these points. I know what is penetrated point X's points protection I'm going to have a degree for now for me. That was great.

Let's hear that. I'm just listening to point X's fucking fake It's giving me a little it's giving me a debrief. Oh sticking the tongue in my airport. It's trying to reciprocate You know do that point next time I give you receive right few it wrapped up in your fantasies Maybe you'd listen to the podcast the podcast the podcast to podcast be good for a yoga podcast and the podcast do your exercises with me Is over man fish will podcast I thought podcast would have been like sexy men do flexing muscles ago Bob gas.

Oh, I guess what about this? What about this? So vigilante yeah vigilante street name aggressive Hyman. Sorry what I blacked out because all of a sudden words collapsed They're like a street name aggressive statement.

Right. No, I'm Right here. We go. I've got that.

Oh, I've managed to protect the seal as much as possible to protect it Nice now see the person who's made this just said anything about point between Samuel Samuel. Thank you, Samuel Thank you, mr. Samuel for these lovely lovely and brilliantly astutely observed price of shot Nice little selection pool price of items Right, so the pink thing. He's just called it a pink thing pink thing.

It's a worm. It ejaculates a tiny meters penis Yeah, now again these are smell like a toilet bit nice one put it down and then leave please go for people You can't remember Roger Moore's imagined ding a link right? What did you say for the pink thing the pink worm? I said 25 p I said 20 p the answer is 20 p Oh pulls on the nose to get two betweens and I get one for being 25 p either way Don't say anything about the scoring does it no, so it's just as is whoo textbook lots of between there Right and so next one the stick soap on a rope sticks open a rope.

What did you say? I said 85 p What did I say 65 p the answer was one pound on the nose so he like it I get a little bit there. We are neck on neck on between neck on neck. We are neck on neck We're giraffe neck on giraffe neck right Thomas the tank engine mug was that next or what did we do the frog face?

I tell you why cuz he's a both the same price which is why he's listed so let's do them both at the same time Then what has he described the frog face thing as he says frog thing he says pink thing frog thing Yeah, well there you go the mug and the frog thing of the same price right which I think is a little bit This is genuinely said each layer come on you know what I mean if I have to tell you off a bit You always were a bit sensitive about it Yeah, but I can say I'm a rule but if you're gonna say layer by layer then they should be both the same layer mate Just say oh I let it be down. I think you're wrong down you've let you teach you down and you let your classmates Alright, so what did I say for the mug and then the frog thing then the mug frog thing you said 90 p mug thing You said one pound fifty p right and what did you say for frog thing then look frog thing? I said one pound five mug thing. I said one pound seventy five right well they were both One pound fifty that's another two points to me I think cuz I said one pound fifty for the Thomas mug didn't I yes, so that's two between Thomas mug and I got one between For saying one pound seventy five for the mug don't I just you get that allowed you get to there and I get one there So what do I say for the Thomas mug 85 p or something no for the face frog thing you said 90 p yeah Okay, so about that fine well how much was the frog thing 150 you're both 150 of course yeah Yeah, you know on the mug on the nose on the mug so I got two and you got one for that yes alright cool It pushes you so I'm four versus three four versus three we're scoring every round here Well it comes down to the five right isn't it the shopping trolley this is neck it's not bit it's been a while He likes it's been neck and neck on this a truly exciting place I'm both tenting and leaking from Feels like I'm unraveling like the stabs like this Is that my other shop is made round there no eat the difudge?

Oh, it's the sticky fudge. It's the sticky bun fudge is it? Look at the off the finger Shut up fucking bong fudge everyone Oh Honky bonk bonk yes, I don't get it that's my if I do really well I'm gonna say honky bonk bonk Well, I'm gonna get the trolley if you do you're in line to receive the trolley yeah after score you do have to beat me You have to get this spot on don't you and I have to be out or completely wrong? Yes, so with that in mind likely Eli what did you say for the trolley?

I'm the two pounds and 85 pence right I said what two pounds and 50 pence the answer on this week's price of Shite is two pounds and 50 pence You've done it another two points and I did I get I didn't get a between there also how many betweens at all I got like six exactly six Six between that's a good showing for me this week. I managed three between Great I'm very happy with this trolley. I want to say thank you to my mother. I want to thank you to all my friends I don't have any I also want to say thank you to God eggs obviously God God got me here today God drove me around here I'll pick you up at nine God's dirty knuckle god's dirty knuckle Grandfads all I'll sleep in all of your trousers separate that's the kind of Can I just have my between that milky way that's the way before the fudge comes it's the calm before the storm So I'm gonna give you a try to like hear your three betweens Between between between now.

I would like six between from you and if you give me them in a sexy way I'll let you have the trolley give me sexy six betweens happy birthday Oh something twang I Your Music show I do every two weeks so I radio to four so on Sundays on Sundays which will be this coming Sunday and the back catalog of episodes Can be found on the mix cloud site right for so her radio? Yes potentially potentially If you just search for blog spot house of pickles you'll find the blog which has all of the back copies so to speak There you go. So yeah, so yeah, thank you also if you want to see what happened on digitizer and cheap show with our last week's episode of Rendel's you can now watch both parts. No just one part is only one.

No, this will be out by then Yeah, both parts of our UFO experience. It's a thrilling conclusion very thrilling what else email the show if you want to get in touch The cheap show at gmail.com we have a PO box which I just really haven't pulled up so bear with me I say something random while I look for our PO box I just tell them what my Twitter handle is so I do that I snoid ELI SNO ID and I am at Paul Ganon show and the cheap show podcast is at the cheap show park But what's the PO box if they want to send things like source or noodles or board games and toys and books and things I can have All things for the price of shine in badges. It is PO box 1309 Harrow H a one nine QJ cheap show PO box 1309 Harrow H a one nine QJ But all this information is on our website There's also links to our merch page Tony's merch pays events physical copies of the cheap show magazine Oh, we're gonna tell them bits and bobs are we gonna tell them about this special box? No, that's gonna be a very we've got something very special planned that events arranged and we're just gonna get it done And then put it out those you answer even for us.

It's a mystery. So we're looking forward to that I'll be in a few weeks time you reckon I think we're done I think we're done what else we need to mention Take the same country X is and both eggs and is our eggs eggs and eggs. I'm alright. Oh, yeah, that's what I wanted to say cool.

Yeah, exactly Yeah, man What do you think you meant you meant the people to an embryonic form of culture that was before its time hadn't yet emerged from the eggs? I don't know. I just think it's typical John Lennon random shit. So that's my opinion.

Oh, it's a hot take let's use it to roll out this episode I'm gonna do some strangle play with It's a Safe word maybe should make it like eyes wide shot put a frozen out with a front mouse on point X Oh, I'm throttling this is like that this is the strangest weirdest mix of eyes wide shucking toy story. I've never seen in my life Oh, oh you'll get punished for that point extra me while the sticks looking on Happy sticks making a shopping show the road Can drive it because he's an expert oh stick what a lot of going crazy this week. So let's say bye bye for now See you next time bye bye now. Bye everybody

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This episode was published on July 9, 2021.

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