EP 24: Weird News - Cheesy Monks and A Tortoise

Man attempts to smuggle tortoise disguised as a KFC burger, French monastery appeals for buyers for literal tonnes of FROMAGE and the worlds greatest monster footprint hoax is exposed for all to see.  Alas, another week without a Bigfoot story. However, this is a good'un, if I do say so myself.. which I do.  Why are so many people attempting to smuggle things onto planes in China? We've had oranges, gold, drinks and now a live tortoise! (the tortoise was not harmed). I love tortoises. They look like old man testicles with a really old toenail glued onto them.    Watch along on Youtube! Suggest topics through [email protected] Keep up to date through Instagram!