Hello everybody, it's Cheap Show, week time, daytime, cheap daytime, time again. Week is it? Time day. Fuck you now.
Cheap Show, week time, hello. I'm Eli Silverman and I am Paul Ganon, and welcome to Cheap Show, the economy, podcast, where we go through the bog of bins, the charity shops, and powerlands of Great Britain, and bring you back the treasure we find amongst the trash. Could find it in a bazaar. Could find it in a jumble sale.
Could find it like in a bin, actually. You could find it on the floor, find it in your pants. You could find it in your heart. This is like...
You started this info. Oh, well, shall we keep improvising? You all... You could find it up my ass.
Up my ass, I say. You all can find it up my ass, the treasure, fucking hell. The treasure amongst the trash is of my ass. Is that Irish?
Is it meant to be Irish? No, it's a... It's a... Foky thing, if you know, you know.
I don't know. It's quite a masky. No, I don't know, Paul. Well, what's coming up on the show today?
Well... No, we've got to do the intro into the credits. Oh, right. Tells the shop.
Dance floor. No, we've got to do the bit where we say, well, the Cheap Show, and then they bring it up, but you've got to be... But be... The Cheap Show.
Yeah. So why don't you give me something, anything, to get me into that piece of music? I can hype you. I'll hype for the show.
I feel my mouth. I'm feeling my mouth. I'm not feeling my mouth. I'm not feeling my mouth.
I don't like you. We're just doing what we can. We're racing towards 250, and part of me wants it all to end. Gotcha.
Gotcha. So you've got to hype me up, bring me back into the show. You've got to bring me back into the show. I'm nearly up the door.
Maybe you've given me a chance. I'm getting up. I'm getting up. You're not stopping me.
I'm getting up to the show. Now, you know. I believe you've got to bring me back in. Hype man.
Hype man. Yes. Go on. Hype man.
Hype me. I will. Hype me. I fucking will.
Go on and your hype begins now. Yes, it's Cheap Show everybody. Ooh, look at those levels. They're going to Super Excitement Max Load.
Chonoff. I'm Eli Silverman. It's all about stuff. That's cheap.
Whatever that may be. And here's Paul to the gun. Gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun. Whoop.
Gun on. Whoop. Oh. Oh, gasming electrons.
Blow. Visifers. Frothy. All those words.
You can find them here. He's ready. He's ready. He's ready.
He's ready. I'm ready. Paul. Come on.
Hype, that's it. Fuck this. No. No.
Welcome to Chirping the Podcast. You've not hyped me off. You've done the opposite of hype. You've yip.
You've yip. You've yip. Have yip. You've yip.
Is that the opposite of hype? Hype. You've never joked. You're going to say.
Yip. Yip. I could talk shit too. Welcome to Cheap Show.
You fucking rotten twat. I hate you and your fucking noodle posy. And people love noodles. It's just a fact that Cheap Show you're going to have to learn the fucking except.
Cheap Show. Cheap Show. It's the price of shit. Do you like silver?
Welcome to Cheap Show. And a girl with a nuzzle. Welcome to Cheap Show. Yes, it's that time of the week again where we look for the treasure.
I'm the week again. Yeah. Depending on the week time. Not.
The week time bug. You're getting that week time bug. He's coming up and putting you on the edge. I'm going to say week time.
Everyone's going to see it. I want a cool catch. Fuck it. I can't do this.
I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this.
You can do it. This is just, this is a wall of sound. This is this is this is radiophonic tape. Oh, no.
This is just a. A mowel groom of oral depravity. I can't I can't I can't do this. I know you can't do this.
Now you need to be normal. I will. You need to be normal. I'm a normal person.
I don't know if it's me here. No, sprogly hoth-noth. I won't say sprogly hoth-noth. Spangly for charters.
I won't say anything like Magrata. Willow. Willow's all right. I got no problem.
Willow. All right. I'll say Willow. Unless you say Willow Magrata.
How about that? No. Oh, Wednesday Charlie. Willow Magrata.
I can't do this. I can't do this. You can do it. Oh, what have we got?
Coming up on the show today. Yes. On cheap show. Yes.
Mr Silverman. We have two segments. segment number one. That segment.
I'm not even saying anything. That segment will be a trip to the soda jokes store. No, no, no, no, no. Yes.
The, uh, Froff shop is closed today, but we have been allowed to go to the Froff shop next door. You mean the soda joke? The soda joke? Yeah.
We have to go around the back. That's good. Because that guy, Willy Wanko, was he? I didn't.
Have you ever, if he was getting up to? What? So I heard that he was caught in the back of a limo, right? Yeah.
With two sheep. Doing what? By who? The police.
The police. And all they ate was me. Yeah. Yeah.
Right. As if it was, it was fucking cheap. No, I'm not saying that. No one's saying that.
I see. Is that what we've got? Yeah. We have the big deal of the character.
Yeah. Good. I think Willy Wanko is the perfect one to bring in to the idea of defining animals. He's just got a quirk and his quirk is big balls deep in livestock.
Okay. I can do a week and I can see a meeting Margaret tie in with the livestock in those. She's dead. It's fine.
It's fine. It's fine. It is fine. Pot.
So there is we got a. We got a froshot. No. So the jerk mate.
Right. So the jerk and then it popped to another chunky chunky segment for the end of the show. We have got a Ganon's Golden Games where today we're covering a complete stone cold board game classic book. A hohaha with a twist on a classic looking forward to that.
Now golden game. We mentioned in the past that we discovered this ball game and we did one of our charity shop hangout sessions and we both came out the British Heart Foundation with an absolute spag on college crescent in Swiss cottage that charity show is located comes from that. It's good crescent, isn't it? Also corrections and notifications.
I think I mentioned that you don't quote unquote hear those kind of songs on now albums on the comment commentators and what's the other one kissing the confidence kissing the confidence they go from now out. So what I think is called wheel Rogers. Well Rogers was the long long long range. The long long long range.
Long range. Long range. Long range. Long range.
Long range. No. No. We won't be getting into that.
Suck my dick. Bonco. Bonco. Yeah.
That sounds like a clown. Bonco the clown. Long range. I don't know about you but I want to see that.
Well I'm thinking it's kind of a porn film. You know what I'm saying? It's a porn film isn't it? Smudge this.
Splads that. I'm not thinking it's all a porn film. Veg. I want to see you.
I want to see a vegetable. What is it? It's vegetables up fanny's. I'm sure there's this.
Yeah, bum I was ready like. We're talking about the second segment which is again no we can pass that. I'll do corrections. I don't think there's anything else to be corrected at this time.
You are wrong. They are actually on various now albums from the time which the kissing with confidence doesn't surprise me. The commentators does because I'm pretty sure 19 was the known album right? Yes.
So it must have been on the same one because they were released within five months of each other and having a bit of a fucking or five weeks of each other. Yeah. Yeah. I'm having a bit of a lucky treatment.
It comes to compilation now because I've got a real kind of if I go to a charity shop I don't like buying albums by and large unless it's for the show right? Yeah. That could be used. However, I have a weakness for the now albums.
So if I ever see the virus I think the only one who went up to like I might be wrong on this but I was told that the last vinyl album vinyl release of an album was it was now 36 which would have been in mid 90s. What if like 93.94? It checks out in terms of you know vinyl started to plummet. Yes.
So whenever I see a now album in a record store and a charity shop I'll just grab it because I would like to have a set of because the interesting is people got Spotify and YouTube. What's the point? It's like part of this curation of those tracks because what now albums did other albums couldn't was they could grab them all two different labels and put them on one. Yeah.
But how does that address the Spotify issue? Well, there'll be the same playlist on the Spotify. Because Spotify is if you know what you're looking for you'll find it right? Yes.
Whereouts with a now album it's kind of like you go through and go oh I don't remember this. Oh who sang that? And it's like oh oh and it gets the new ones going and I go oh I remember now it's like the surprises. But my question is I understand that but my question is aren't the whole now albums in their original you know playlist available on Spotify?
Yes. So you can make the discovery on Spotify. True. But the way the playlist works doesn't necessarily mean you're going to get a great listening experience.
For instance, not all the now albums are on there. What happens is they're not released on this and we'll create a playlist and go on now. It was Phil Collins and drag around. So it's not it's not there yet.
It's another Spotify. So the only one that has every single now album from one to 106 whatever it's just a created playlist in one long order not broken up. So to go on shuffle means I have to listen to a lot of stuff in the past 10 years. I'm like me don't see how they were originally presented in the context of the year.
That was the joy of those because I was snapshots of those six months of that year. Absolutely. Yeah. And that isn't cool.
You don't have to convince me that buying and collecting vinyl is a worthwhile pastime. Yeah. Because I'm mad for it. Just on that.
No mention. You pick me up some stuff. You spotted one up in Barnet when we're up there. Yeah.
And it is another BBC Radio Phonic educational You do not want to say that for a proper splatter. I'm just I'm just a little teaser on it has Radio Phonic and it is mint condition. It's come to the party. Yeah.
Nice music music thing coming up in the future. Tells from the dugga dugga dance. Yeah. So DJing right.
And I can sit in the corner for a bit. Get on with it. Yeah. Obviously Jay and this lady came up to me and she said lovely drink.
I'm drinking. No. Firstly, a bloke came up there to you. Yeah.
Where are you? On the stage DJing which one? Candid. Okay.
And so I can get an idea in my mind's eye of the situation. Right. Goes my girlfriend. Yeah.
Can sing Amy Winehouse. Right. Can she sing Amy Winehouse? Now she wants to sing Amy Winehouse amplified now.
This one you say does she just want to go on stage and go Amy Winehouse? No. I just went. No.
That's not happening. And then I think the bouncer came out and asked me what like can you let this woman sing and what you meant to do for provide a karaoke backing track out of it is in no way a remit. The sign on to the place doesn't say. Harry Oak.
This is not a DJ about karaoke. Oh, if you reckon you can sing like I'm fucking frankly overrated fucking singer. Oh, I hate all this fucking White House. Oh, oh, oh, she was a good singer.
Right. She was a good singer. Yeah. But in terms of originality, not you know, some people think she is a genius and helped me define music of the early 2000s.
She defined that music. I don't care. But I don't know. I think she's slightly overrated.
Right. That's what I'm saying. And not bad singer, but not just like overrated at all. And then the only other that wasn't very funny.
But it's just sort of like, yeah, that was the thing. But also one other thing. She never cut did she come up herself and say, Oh, go on. No, she started trying to lie down on the stage.
Lie down on the stage. They're at the end six or up. There was a guy the other day. I'm going to lock down.
But they love getting on as I might say before, they love to get on the stage where there's mics waiting for when the live music is there. And see if they go and get behind them and see if they work. Yeah. And sometimes I sound like we'll leave them on.
And so they do does work. And then that's what they say. Everyone's like, and the bouncer has to come back. You know what I mean?
It's always been the bounce. I was away if they go on stage and they do that and they cut the bouncer has to come and get them. The bouncer is allowed to knuckle points in the back of the head. That's old story.
Not a real example of people in front of all the audience of no one else fucking does it again. There was a guy the other day and he did it on one. I just thought, Oh, yeah. Bounce will come and then he didn't and then he was moving along for the mics and he got to the second one.
I'm gonna have to. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I told him the shoulder went back in.
Off the stage. Did I make it? What? Did he go?
Look, yeah. He gave me a look. You just give him a look. Like, come on.
Don't be a dick. Yeah. Like, this isn't cool. Yeah.
It's really uncle. You thought he looked around. Oh, Danny, the feet are yes. That's the other thing I got called Danny the other day.
Some rude woman. I'm waiting for Pavogrotty to come out of the woodwork. Pavogrotty. No, you have to high five on that.
Oh, hey, hey, Pavogrotty. Yeah. That's good. It's almost like when someone shouted at me in my night, tell your dad to get a haircut.
Right. Yeah. Referring to you. Well, that's why it's a good insult, isn't it?
Yeah. Who's he referring to? Well, who's the dad who needs a haircut? Well, you're both hairy men.
Yes. Beards. Yes. Long hair.
Yes. Ugly people. Right. So some woman I'm walking past goes, Danny the V-Tat.
Danny the V-Tat in my face. What, you know, would it be right for me? Oh, someone is slightly overweight and just a bit of shit. You know what I mean?
Peggy from Heidi High. Would it be right for me to say that? No, not that. I'm not having a go at Peggy from Heidi High in general.
But at all. No. What I feel is like to be called. If someone can want you to look like.
I wouldn't like anyone. I don't think I'm a dolom deloese. Dom deloese? Like Cannonball here, Dom deloese?
Dennis Rousos. Dennis Rousos. I want to dress up as Dennis Rousos. I told Biffle that if we ever did see me too.
I'll do Dennis Rousos. No, we'll do. We could. I was thinking Zardos.
I would do that. Do you know I was watching episode of Community Last Night? Starburns. You know, Starburns.
He does it in one of them. What episode is that? It's the one where they have a new app. They're still there.
Oh, it's a friend app. Piloting it's friend app. That's called it's in Tim and Eric and as well. Yeah.
All right. That's all right. That's all right. I want to do Zardos anyway.
Whether or not. Well, I'm not the first side though, everyone. If you like, did you see, you want to see, did you see, you want to keep your own social media? It might be happening.
I think it is happening. I think we are going to launch the Kickstarter. The only other also quick, there's a show Did you live on December 4th? Harrow art center?
December. September. September 4th. You know the worst with dates.
You know that you've got a brain sewage. All the dates go into your brain sewer and slough out your mouth. Various weird dates. You know this is true as well.
Just get this fact out and then we can move on. Well, when is it? It is the fourth of September. Saturday.
Yeah. So did you live? But if they're still ticket available, I think, but if you want to keep your life, you're going to get your taste there because we're both in it. We've got a little cheap show segment.
So you've got a nice chunky segment. It's a great time. I'm looking forward to it. It's going to be a great show.
If you twanged the segment, we've got no, if you're trying to get the tuning for one of those deep rich ones. Like that. No, don't. Well, well, well, well.
Don't listen. We would do well then. We have a normal chat. Johnny used to work on the dog.
I might start tagging that. The only other thing that happened was we were DJ. I was DJ. I knew the night finished at 3.
At 2.30. This little, this bouncer guy. It was all getting all chummy with me. It's 27 minutes past two.
And I know we go to 3. I'm doing the last hour. He comes over and goes, make that. You last one.
He's like, oh, he's fucking you. Who are you? Tell me when to stop. And I was like, no, he's still 3.
And he's like, oh, I'll have to ask someone. And then he didn't talk to me again. He just came back and just stood there. Because he probably went, can we finish this?
No, we finished it 3-Dik. Apparently, there will have been some confusion with DJ's leaving early. Well, if you're a bit less confident in your job or bit less experience, you might go, oh, all right. You know what I mean?
Yeah, but I don't know. I will stop. Because then you get the bar stuff with fucking tell you. It would be a disaster.
Like, everyone was like, when does it start going? It's like when the music cut out once, it's not going to happen with the amp or something. And it cuts to like, not nothing, but just a really low level. So the music still going down to a really low level.
And people couldn't understand it in their brains. What had happened? But the excitement had gone out. So they kept coming up.
When is it coming up? When is this place closing? When is it closing? Where's it closing?
Where am I? What day of man? Top us! Weektime day.
Weektime day. Now. Is that everything? I feel like a mouth has been.
My mouth has been making lots of noises in between the words. Flaming noises. Yes. I want to apologize.
I'll probably edit a lot of that out. It will take me a lot of my evening to do so. Don't worry about it. Don't you ever fucking worry about it.
Well, I've got to come over while you're editing and go, yeah, well done, mate. That would be nice. That would be nice. You do great here.
Yeah. All right, well. All right. Let's move on.
Let's move on. And now, Paul. Oh, we're just walking down the road going to the soda joke. Now, we're just going around the back.
We're down the front door because of the really wanker situation. You couldn't go through any way to police. I don't know what's been going on. But there's police tape at the front door.
So we're going around the soda joke. You know, there's a little bit of the back. What's that? Yeah, boys.
Come here. I think that's really wanker, Paul. I'm not here. Look, lads, he didn't see me here, right?
What's happening with the frost shop, Mr. Wanker? I've got time for that, right now. I've just got it.
You didn't? What? You're doing here? I think the pigs are fucking the pole on my fucking back.
That's great, man. Paul. Right. Fuck off then.
We've got to go and do it. I just say, if anyone asks you, you can fucking see me, right? No, go around the back if you want, but don't come in the front. Come on now, Bertie.
I think he's fucking that cow, Paul. That cow rolled its eyes at me. Right now, but we know, look, Judy Jeremy is expecting us. Yeah, last time you weren't very nice to him.
He gives me a vibe. It's weird. He's just a soda joke guy. You know, he's into the soda and giving it to young men.
Giving it. Okay, come on. Stop losing it. It's fine.
We have to go through this improvisation and it's my new character. So come on. I've got to remember the voice. All right, we'll go around here and he's in there.
Well, I'm not on the door. That's because that we know we're walking. I'm walking very far though, because we're just around the front and now. Here we go.
Hello. Who's that? Those my guests? Are you fellas here about the sony jerky?
I can't speak to him. I just can't. This is weird about it. Could you just speak to him for a minute, please?
Yes. Hello. It's Mr. Paula.
Mr. Eli. We're here to do. Oh, there's door sound effect over there.
You're going to be here for the whole thing. You're going to be here for the whole thing. It's just, am I what? I feel like we've met before.
That's all it's weird. We met before. Yeah. No.
Are you interested in the sony? Handjobs. Handjobs? Did you just say, am I just in a handjob?
Sony jerky. I like the sony's. I like the grape sony. I like the whole timey old.
There used to be a sony around my neighborhood. It was called jalopy grease. Oh, fizzy jalopy grease. They used to call it land.
Now you come in. I'll tell I got stuff to tell you, young men, about the sony jerk. Now. Oh, God.
I'm giving this category. Come on. We have to sit down. All right.
Come in. Sit down. Your door sound effect. You sit there right on the soda drug bar.
I'm Juicy Jeremy, by the way. I run this old dump. Oh, God. Now, are you ready to taste some interesting sony pops, young man?
Yes. Come on. Here they're all here. Just let your friend Eli distribute them all going over there.
I'm working on a new sony. You make your own drinks? Oh, yeah. Out of sugar and water.
Any interesting fruit flavors? Special flavors, young man. Yes. Special flavors.
Now, we all know where this could go. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I don't know what you're talking about. I've been accredited by the board of sony pop hygiene.
Here are my stars and here's my badge. I don't know if there's any soda to the kitchen. I don't know what you're implying. Anyway, I'm going over here in the corner.
You call me. You know what I want to hear? Young fella. You're tasting all these stony pops.
I want to hear your scores. Okay. I want to see what because I'm selling sony pop all day long. I'm working in the stony pop industry my whole life.
Okay. And I need to know about the story. I'm tapping my wrist in a watch style. Thank you.
You see? Thank you. Just Jeremy. Okay.
He's left us these drinks, Paul. I'm going to taste a few of these here. Well, I'm looking forward to the drinking selection. What have you got for us on the cheap and cheerful soda jerk segments of cheap show?
Now, let's go for this first. It's a man's on a posto right. First of all, where'd you get it? Second of all, how much?
Third of all, it looks like a weak cherryade. It's very pink, isn't it? And translucent. Yeah.
And it's sort of water plastic water bottle. It's weird that I look at that. And I already know it's gonna have a weak flavor. I think it will.
You don't know that. No, I know. Now posto bon let have a look Paul. See if you can decipher anything from there.
These were all bought from the Doulston supermarket on the Doulston Kingsland Road. It's, oh, I'm gone. It's an apple flavored soft drink with sugar and sweetness, but it is red. Well, like pink.
Pink. Yeah. You'd expect it to be cherry flavored. And yet orange screw cap.
But let's show you taste. Where's it from? I want to know. Look up man, Zanna.
It's probably better, isn't it? Because I have the company. Look up man, Zanna. Look up a man's what?
It's Amnaar. It's all from this place in Doulston. And they're all around a quid or even less. So not too expensive.
They've got the best selection of soft drinks I've ever seen. International soft drinks. Yes. They've got international, but they've got all the flavors of everything and the unusual flavors that you don't see.
And as we discussed on this segment before, Paul, the whole world of confectionery or sort of soft drinks flavored food products has gone mad in recent years in terms of what's available. Well, it's also, it's also like the flavor doesn't need to necessarily match the color of the drink, which is in itself a gimmick and vice versa. Yeah, but they could do they could have done it back when they had tab, which was just a gimmick E. Cola, clear cola.
Do you see what I mean? It's a diet cola, wasn't it? That was also see through. Yes.
Yeah. Post-a-bond looks like you might be right. Sorry. I started corrected.
I think Post-a-bond is the name. And the man's downer is a type of apple. I've just remembered a man's downer apple. I'm sure I've heard that before.
It's type of red apple. Yeah. So yeah, French. Okay.
Let's just move on. Is it French? No, it's not. I was joking about French.
I think it's French. My fucking Elmer Brains. Stop saying French. Stop saying French.