Ep. 243 - Fat Bane vs. The Paranormal: Peaches’ Sleep Tape - 10/02/2025

Welcome to the pre-Friday madness known as the October 2nd episode of Peaches Pit Party — the audio equivalent of chugging a Monster, arguing with a self-checkout machine, and then buying concert tickets you can’t afford. Peaches kicks things off with a full-blown existential crisis about subscription services — Xbox Game Pass jumping to $30 a month has him ready to storm Microsoft HQ with a pitchfork and a “bring back $9.99” sign. His rant spirals into him realizing his entire adult life is just paying for gym memberships, Spotify, and the slow death of his will to cancel Netflix. Somewhere in there, he admits Facebook is listening to him and feeding him Xbox memes — because, let’s be honest, the algorithm knows when you’re broke and furious.Then, chaos shifts gears: Peaches details his hellish Friday lineup featuring back-to-back haunted house giveaways, Bert Kreischer tickets, and the Mudvayne/Static-X/Vended show in Pocatello — where he’ll probably be sprinting through the venue like a caffeinated mall cop trying to find signed guitars and lost winners. Somewhere in the chaos, he debates seeing a hyper-depressing R-rated movie The Long Walk (alone, because his girlfriend fled town like a smart person) before going full Idaho weatherman about how he prefers “cool” but not “cold.”In true Peaches fashion, the conversation derails into a fever dream about living in the Costco produce section, Quentin Tarantino’s Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair, and the sheer audacity of people paying $200 for pillows and $1,600 for temperature-controlled ones. He also wonders out loud if recording himself sleeping would turn into a paranormal activity highlight reel starring “Fat Bane with a CPAP.”But it gets weirder: Peaches finds a spider family living outside his apartment and has a full-on ethical meltdown about whether he should kill them, vacuum them, or adopt them as roommates. Naturally, this transitions flawlessly into him raging about fake AI-generated “RIP celebrity in heaven” posts — because apparently, the internet thinks Jane Goodall is chilling in the afterlife with Steve Irwin and a glowing golden monkey halo.By the end, Peaches bounces between a beer truck explosion in L.A., a haunted passport giveaway, and Ticketmaster price gouging for Sleep Token. He delivers his closing sermon: “Don’t fork over $800 for a concert unless it comes with eternal life and free tacos.” Then he peaces out, leaving behind the energy of a man who’s half radio host, half raving mall prophet.Check me out elsewhere!📘 facebook.com/brenden.peach 📸 instagram.com/brendenpeach 🎙️ Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem 🎧 Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs