Now Paul, yes, just I think you just do it. Yeah, I will do it. No, it's been very serious. There's been very serious talk.
Yes, there has been very serious talk. And I'm here to apologize. I honestly Paul, hello. I'm part of this as well.
And I don't want to be responsible for mistakes like that. Hateful mistakes. Let me make my apology now. Just I want to feel it.
I'll just tell you that right now, Paul. I want to feel this apology. I want to feel it inside me. I want to be faced.
OK. OK. Yeah, OK. Hello.
This is cheap show. My name is Paul Ganon. And I'd like to apologize. Last week when the subject of Jason Donovan came up on the podcast, I said some wrong and in retrospect, ridiculous comments that I now duly regret and apologize for.
So I'd like to take this moment to say that, yes, it was not Jason Donovan who sang together forever. That was Rick Asley. And I apologize to both Jason Donovan and Rick Asley. And I'd like to write this apology, Jason, especially for you.
I want to bend you over backwards at the zoo. I've got fucking poinsed extra in my t-shirt. When we fuck, we'll look into the eyes of the kangaroo. I'll be in your arse.
You'll never shift. Can I be in the pouch? I won't feel the same. I feel left out and I will be in the web pouch.
I'll be in the whole night, goo. Into the pouch. It's the kangaroo's mucus-y pouch. It's too many broken arts in the world.
My name is Pissedane Vera. And I like it. I think your name is Pissedane Vera. That's my name.
I'm in the pouch. You've ruined my apology. I'm in the mucus. My heart's apology.
Well, good to cheap show. I hate you. And your fucking mood will pop you. People love moods.
Keep showing you're going to have to learn the fucking exact. Chee show. Chee show. It's some shite.
All good. I feel like I still want to. Welcome to Chee Show. And a girl with a nuzzle.
What's so funny, Paul? Hello, welcome to Chee Show. I'm in a good mood. Hello, welcome to Chee Show.
He's in a good mood, everyone. It's my real boring show. It's Paul's in a good mood. It's going to be a good time show.
I'm smiling. I'm smiling. I sing my song now. No, please.
No, can we just do that? Hello, welcome to Chee Show. It's the economy podcast. Why do you lie in I go for the Poundlands, bargain shops and biscuits?
I'm going to try some biscuits. To bring you the treasure we find once the trash. Now that's out of the way. I've got this.
My mum gave me a fancy smart watch. I know. You haven't shut up about it ever since, Paul. I'm one of the interesting features.
It has a stress level meter. It's constantly just going to test myself right now. It's just, you see, it's reacting to my heart. I do the song again.
Yeah, I've got to see where for word, go on. My name is Mr. David. I've got no eyes.
I live in a web of New Perth. It's trying to relax. I tell no eyes. I've got into the sky now.
I've got the screens gone black. No, I'm gone. I'm gone. I've got to see the time.
I've got to see where for word. I've got to see where for word. I'll stress them. I it's gone black the screen's gone black.
Oh, I'm gone. I'll stress them. I my name is stress name You're a good go up in the red you haven't mentioned point extra either. There's no point extra.
There is only so there is where why have you got weight? Now what like that big of me forever like that character in total recall can join twins. Yes, they're known as Yes, that's what I'm not helping point extra pixels. Why did you do that then?
I'm going to the side point extra point extra on to your side so I can be together with him forever He wants it. Did you he wants to be part of me forever? Point extra I can feed him through the anus. I wish this smart watch how the comedy scenario I'm pretty sure it'd be pretty low right now faces in is inward facing.
I feed him through suppositories only You're enjoying this little thing that you're doing right now, but no one else's well You say that but there's two people in this podcast ball and we all know Nonsense cells work noise cell. That's the t-shirt, isn't it? Nonsense cells bracket barely my name is purple Vera and I have got a kite. I live in a pakangaroos pouch It's new to see at night.
We go down to the farm. It's all dark There's now called Henry Johnson and he don't are far. Oh, my name is purple Vera Why are you ruining my podcast? Oh come on.
How are you doing it? Why'd you ruin my podcast? This is my podcast? Is this what we're doing today Paul and measuring me stress again?
It's going up and down up and down. It's your heart rate It's saying it's a very sophisticated indicator of stress because if you write off the charts. It's literally again Yeah, look. Oh, it's right at the top there Yeah, it's right at the top this what you do to me weekly.
I'm gonna have a heart attack one week You go and you jump no water or left me copper do that's not me. I go hammy arm. Oh my chest I probably want to be couple of people do hip with up Dying on the fucking floor. What you were doing just then could work as a sort of background singer thing for my name My name is purple Vera, so I'm not gonna give up a call a response thing I go, you know something like my name is purple Vera.
I wear a fisherman's hat and you go My name is purple Vera That's either yeah, it's when sat that's either muckus holes We it is a podcast please Paul I've got I've got the medicine for what else you I've got a lot of it's for what else you yeah What's coming up on the show today today? We are visiting the frost shop and the soda jerk for some interesting sweets and surprises Oh before that Eli wants to feed me Chris. He's been banging on about no Let's do that go with your Chris. We do only one go no we'll do the Christmas now Have my Chris relegated the pre-credit whatever this is them the little bit between segments these crisps over fucking full segment For themselves with the other Chris now with the Chris one I'm doing the Christmas segment now cheapy to call it cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap Are you are you yeah?
I'll get the crystals? Oh no, it's a special before we do that I need to make an announcement before I forget because I will for the suit case competition Yes a few weeks ago remember we'd all have to have fun and dive into the suitcase and solve it many riddles That was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun. It looked quite a lot of fun event who organized it also put together a little giveaway Whenever she's put together, I'm pretty sure it's gonna be fantastic, but we did have a giveaway I can't remember what the question was nor the answer but I do know who the winner was of the giveaway What are we giving away?
I don't know what I do Things you can't remember Do you know the winner as event chosen the winner event show the winner at random from all the correct answers that was sent in What do I know about this thing nothing I didn't know nothing I know nothing I wasn't a suitcase competition thing Oh, wasn't it one of the questions that was in the suitcase yes, it was whatever episode number is the code Yeah, so they figured it out and congratulations the winner is someone called on Twitter At fart cup Or they got they call themselves beautiful balls. Yeah, well, so congratulations beautiful balls at fart cup Just read that out really sobering really sobering how's it affected your stress though sobering? We didn't decay you've calmed down and you're getting rational. I'm still on downslide.
I'm still on the town bus to easy streets I'm sorry Paul. Okay, point extra is talking into my abdomen cavity because that's where his head now has been grafted into And he's telling me yeah, he doesn't like you right it doesn't like you Point X You'll always be there Paul. There's no removing him now He is the protector of the between so he's now literally within the golden wing of you know what? It's just another cross-stitch in the fabric of your side life meaning your one stitch away from never having sexual relations with anyone again That's not fair.
I don't think it's very fair. It's not fair. I want to mention that people don't moor in so you bring a lady back to your dirty I have a teddy bear of grass into me lady. How you like that?
She won't you all foamy foamy a love a teddy. I love a teddy. You don't know the ladies I meet any woman who don't know why is this Can't keep coming up with you are you feeling insecure like? Fine, so why are you attacking me?
I'm happy big single Paul. You're not right get these bringles. It's got bit cool got bit fucking on the nose today I'm not having any of your fucking shit before the show. I don't mention this He like that to me.
I get it. It's so difficult for you. Oh boy. Oh, oh, oh, how we boy I'm not having it.
I think the purple fear of thinking make a reoccurrence. No purple fear of sounds I'm good to the doctor about well she does yes You know sound like something you'd go you hear a voice and vetoing my laugh on that ha ha ha not doing it I don't give a shit right. So it's his or crisp segment impromptu I went to one of those pound everything's a pound shot. It's not cool pound line.
It was like 99 No pound pounder pound pounder no How this pound in a hole is a hole 99 px Stuff your hole with such pounding that it splits pounds mitter pound the hole till it's later Anyway long story short I found a tube of Pringles. I'm not seen before the caught in spicy I've not seen those it's weird and on the front apparently the mr. Pringles face is now rep Resembling a like a penguin. It's a penguin I thought it looks like but it suggests that because of the design maybe the Pringles are black to suggest hot and spicy no They suggest hold that's what that's the other thing isn't it?
Why would even go with that motif? It's weird his way his face is where the face of the penguin would be is it? But this is my this is my thought Paul. Yes, it's just a Christmas sort of holiday edition Sometimes they have arctic animals and sort of holiday to you think maybe the red one was like a Santa tube I think this is a Christmas design has nothing to do with the flavor right?
Oh, you want to make me take well, I'm gonna go in well, they're not black. Have you tried these before no how hot do you think they're gonna be? Very I reckon a bit of a dusting they got a bit of orange dusting to them But you know they've got very weak artificial chili smell on a grab one then I'll grab one three you need a lease three You do here we go. They are not hot or spicy.
I've got a nasty just sweetness thing Isn't it's a bit like a Doritos chili heat wave or something? Yeah, we're cheesy the known anything else Yeah, and it's got those kind of generic now. I'm not gonna I'm not trying to be xenophobic when I say this but sort of generic mexicany spice flavor In a bad British take on a Mexican restaurant, you know what I mean that kind of artificial sort of bland almost Mexican spice mix Yeah generic kind of this is what we imagine it might be like in me understands in for chili There is some chili in there. It's more like a sour.
Yeah too sweet especially at the front. Don't we think yeah? Well that gets only I'm gonna give that a C plus and we the unmourish for pretty good I'm done with that now. Yeah, we're going for another one just cuz I expect you want another one But I'd actually don't there I think it's because it's too cloying yeah It's a kind of coy mushy sweet sort of you know with like the regular plain just really weak because I expect better sort of yeah You can pound those ones, but you can't pound them cream cheese and chives whatever it's out The regular I could pound a fucking two tubes of those yeah, I could pound stretch those tubes What's your grade out of whatever bullshit?
Well, we haven't discussed this look things We're having a whole cheap eat sort of episode today. Yeah food a plenty today No, we need let's get our fucking ranking system locked on in here, right? Because it's gonna be a tough one got a lot of shit to get through so I said that was C plus I'm gonna say fight that kind of ranking you want to give grades. Yeah, I would go by American or English English grades A B A minus A B plus B B B B minus Right all of them have three ranks down to what down to F which is fail.
Wasn't it? Yeah No, there's no either Begin to a rolls down to F and then we stop he becomes before F EF yes ABCD F That's what we're doing what fail to a day F F you don't go as fast or F minus no F fail So it's a B C D F fail and what did you give those C plus C plus C? Maybe a C they're not offensive. I didn't hate them.
Oh, yeah, yeah, right now for you the egg Chris D plus can I give them a D plus Yes, double D Get the egg Chris about please I got the egg Chris. I got the egg Chris here. He's a salty egg flavor Chris. I just need to wash the palate Oh, I take seriously the tasting of elements of this show.
We do call okay. That's what I want to say to you Hey quick question. He like how's your birth hand your trot and knuckles fuck I burnt my hand yeah, that's right point goes to yes. He's gone too far The beast of the best to your chest.
I burnt your own monster. You've been coming a monster. You've been coming a monster Listen, I'm on to a mythical history. All right, you've made yourself into a monster evil dies tonight evil dies tonight Right, so these are your crisp up for the lads look these are egg flavored Chris.
Yes. Where'd you get him? Salted egg. I believe I got them in a Asian supermarket salted egg yolk flavor nice Nice before tried a Pringles version of that and I seem to remember tasting one and my kind of instant memory from that was less eggy More kind of buttery flavor.
Yes, because yoke is a buttery part of the egg. I guess so interesting I think the actual dish of a salted egg is very big in Taiwan. I've heard okay Salted egg you're gonna give him a huff. I am indeed he's going in for the huff Oh Dear that's a good set my gagging off that is a proper fucking pop ice.
I'm a reaction very oh, it's a very savory You know they feel like a fool in a barn yard. Yes, it's a very sort Barney. Oh, I don't know I'm gonna do this that is what we like to call the industry ladies and gentlemen a chonky huff That is a serious chon con. Yeah, that's got fucking up.
I'm gonna bon for the chon con. I'll open these up Let me ask right to take the one but to big and here we go. They look ordinary Christian to the color and Mmm sweet. Yeah sweet and buttery, right with some spice almost peppery.
They're not very more is though Not very salty. I know there is a very eggy aftertaste. I will say that I'm waiting for that Yeah, there's the eggy aftertaste, you know, like you fry you know you fry an egg and the yoke becomes like thick Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, not unpleasant not unpleasant but not very Moorish. No, it's kind of bizarre Yeah, also don't like the texture.
They're a little bit softer to the cramps. That's just a couple of weeks old Maybe maybe they're crunching. Yeah, interesting. Yeah, oh, I'm gonna give that I might give it a C minus unfortunately You prefer the Pringles to that no cuz remember it.
You made me give it a D. Did I yeah, I cried and then what did I do? And then nothing did I play? No What you just gonna remember mate what you scores like in this segment?
Oh, they're quite nice actually all right I think okay, and so you score is quite a complex sort of flavor. Don't you think yes score please? There's different things going on at all stages through the mouth journey there basically Paul. Yeah, baby I wanted to get that cross to everyone.
Yes, I think C minus is a bad score I think it's a personal taste it doesn't fucking matter to me. I give them a B minus being minus well There we go two crisps and our edible show today Mmm, that's your little up as we head into a next bed as we head into the froff shop and I can't wait for you to join us there Let's go shall we like stop eating Oh, they're really nice shot up and stop eating. I'm a little more salted than that or salty they're not others It's like a good shuffle on in there Coming the crisp version of David Bellamy chocolate Don't do do do I work in me candy shop do do do do do making candy for kids Oh do do do do do I work in in me candy shop or do do do do to make candy forget I don't know why everybody it's Really wanker little boy you like I know really wanky still fuck animals. That's what what you do is it They love it they write to be consent to being displayed in sex shows no Basements to be fair no they don't agree to that well millionaires throw pound coins at them Yeah, no they weren't for that book, you know, they all made up a mint that night so they made a mint They made a bit of a cash there for anyway, it's me.
It's me. It's me. I'm a trampoline in me candy shopper Oh, they don't do waky candy for the kids is Paul I was just well, we wanker. We were just here to tell you wanker.
We're here to take some sweet I don't the animal stuff. I hope that's not going on in premises. Not today. No.
No. No, I'm fucking knackered I tell you I was up to my guts and some sheep last night and all up to your guts you were up to your Know how that works. I don't want to know how that works usually you're up to the Yeah, it doesn't make sense really Be is that once I envy both barrel little be sheep, right? I couldn't do no more so they've all gone away to a day trip to Margate Interesting confectionery so sweet so like the history of sweet sweet foods at all no I'm all that I'm all I do is I'm all I put my name on stuff So I get this stuff abroad that you know no one knows because you happen to be called willy wanker Yeah, I think I make candy so I just put my name on the Do with it.
No, I just I'm gonna farmer. I'm all like a businessman. You know you own livestock So we can add prostitution of animals How pigs no they're fucking doing no they're disgusting actually disgusting character You know, I don't think you Paul should be very pleased with himself for having created you because it's cheap Excuse me like that any bit of salt your chest. Yes.
Yes, it is willy and I'm proud I'm proud of this me and point extra decided to become that just seems weird to me conjoined I think that's safe. This is a Me, yeah, you know what it's funny isn't it now the boots on the other foot all right now So you know taking out the t-shirt let me let me let's agree to not be stitched to a bit and I'll agree only every other week to fuck A pic all right. Well, what's sweet to be got for me Paul here then willy well? You remember I was snooping around last week.
I saw you had those Japanese ones on that chap So other thought you can have them this right. Yes, I put me name on him good link. You know I put me name on him. Yes, I'll pass him off his mind.
It's a letter from the person who said you said you'll have this Paul thank you. Thank you. Mr. Wanker.
What's really gonna do now while we do this section well It's gonna go fuck it. Yeah, go on. I haven't got the strength You know you should see any barrels of spunk have you got left? You've squeezed one ball look really hard to hold it in you can squooch out the other one one barrel of spunk loading your sheep's You know what you like so beautifully.
Thank you. Let's read the letter Paul. Okay. Thank you.
Okay. Here we go. Oh dear Yeah, so yeah, this is from Chris in fucker. What is you sent me the noodle?
The noodle holder the noodle holder. Yeah, the noodle pout pouch. Yeah, he sent some candy so I included some frothstop style Japanese sweet food to enjoy. Yeah, I decided to avoid the usual lol Japan is random type stuff No, it's very enough I went for a general focus on grape and soda flavors I don't know you to enjoy that kind of thing on the part of getting a food hard on it, but Japan has a Please give me my attention food mentally wise selection of grape food.
Oh, so don't melon first up He like yes is a selection of minis from various Japanese childhood favorites So they have them these mini it's these little kind of you like nerds like little mini boxes with a little Simitar, but I want to make sure I get the right ones because we're gonna do this. Oh here we go So right to left we've got your gluts with your sugar tablets. We got poy full fruit jelly beans We got another poy full, but soda jelly high lemon lemon sugar tablets and marble chocolate Which they say pretty much smarties so they are from left to right easy because now what are the analogs in the culture that we grew up? Well, we used to be like Lucas eight they did work sugar tablets.
Oh, yeah, yeah I see they're high sea must be something like that like a Lucas eight tablet or think about things like love hearts and refreshes Yes, they weren't sold as sugar. It was almost they was sold is almost like medicine. Oh, I see you're talking like I see them to be yeah, it's like I've been see I think they're selling Yeah, but they also say don't know that the height But we've tried in the past the high fruit ones are just delicious nice chew on them So their tablets might be interesting high on flavor. There's a little box as well look and this one's got from these are great These you know what these remind me of those miniature.
What were they call? But you got the cereal all the other little cereal Actually, you can still get those yes, you definitely can those used to really live in my life Yeah, could you go water morrow riser calls today? It's a frosty's kind of day mama. Yeah, so this box by the way This second one has banana chocos banana flavor chocolate coffee beat coffee flavor chocolate chocolate baby To just chocolate pellets Apollo strawberry chocolate combos and a marble again So the marbles are kind like their little me smarties.
Yes, so the yogurt ones we've got no analog for really Well, I have seen yogurt covered peanuts and yogurt covered chocolate So not traditionally when we're going up in the corner not as a brand as far as I remember any yogurt thing You wouldn't go all over quarter of yogurt plops or something, you know, no you wouldn't would you so I'm gonna go through these left to right I was described those are similar they I want to try these alien yogurt drops. All right Those are yogurt drops with a little alien on yes, okay. He's gonna try those first. Oh, yeah Fantastic.
Oh, they do small great those well. Oh the little boxes. Oh those are lovely those little yoggot ones You got try those right. I'm gonna have a banana chalk which is looking for little banana shape like a you know, I've been on a note No, but I'm gonna test it for science.
Yeah, don't like it It's like a hard banana candy. I love it. You know what that's not too bad at all actually It's just a banana flavor. It's not gonna Dracula with a banana on the front.
No, it's a side the other side monkey Some monkey of course. Yeah, it's a naughty monkey. It's a jelly bean. He's a pretty standard I'm gonna go for coffee beans jelly beans.
Oh my god. They're excellent coffee beans That's jelly beans are excellent. Oh those coffee beans are nice as well. Wow, you should try these ones I'm gonna swap over after you do it next.
So now I'm gonna try choco baby a point for what a pointful pointful There are two types to the one will be soda. Oh, that's another thing. There's no jelly bean. Yeah, yeah, kobolds Well, yeah, that's a soda candy.
It's more of a kind of bubble gum flavored thing. Is it so that's the blue one? Yeah, it's probably soda this one. It's a soda flavored jelly babies basically beans rather Oh, and these choco babies look like little little brown pellets the strange just little like fudge rolls.
What's your old? Tandy touchies. Oh, no, but they're crunchy. I Follow strawberry combo or orange ones.
These are just orange. I see I think I did the haiti tablet Yeah, then the last box will be a marble ones. Oh good. I little strawberry little very nice coin No wonder these are childhood favorites.
Yeah fucking great man, right? And finally the marbles would you like? Oh, the other like smarties. Oh, yeah, that's what I've ended up with as well Yeah, there's one of each in each box.
Oh, but there are any of these different that we tasted we can have to do a little swapping around to taste each Other's like smarties make those a smartie. Mmm. All right, so you got try the little yogurt aliens, right? Okay, choco baby.
They little rolls like you said you smoke them Yeah, oh you spill all the poyfals on the floor. I love them the banana with the little monkeys mmm Boy girl a boy monkey and a girl monkey because the girl monkey has flowers in her hair jelly bean poyfals lovely next mmm What's this? Yogot one mmm. Try the yogurt one and I'll try banana mmm.
Oh, there's a chocolate bananas. Yeah, I thought they're gonna be solid banana Oh, oh, are they tasty and I don't even like them. Oh, wow, you're good Chris banana coating over chocolate. Oh soda No, there's different flavors.
So is I gonna try that fucking great. Mmm. There's any beans of a real Erm, uh, elasticity. Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, they're not as mushy as jelly beans in the way They're the can make and chewy and bouncy. Oh, try the choco baby. Right. Hi, lemon.
Mmm. Mmm. They're all quite fiddly aren't they? They're tiny everything all of these.
The boxes are small, but the things are the same size. But mate, the candy don't stop there The chew-to-train of candy keeps on doing it. You haven't let me fucking taste it. All right.
Oh, wow, those coffee ones are nice as well. Yeah Crunchy on the inside. Nice and soft. Wow.
Did you try the choco baby? Yeah, man. It's all nice really good. They all get five out of five out of five out of five Really lovely.
Yeah, delicious. Mmm. Mmm. If you're into sweets, wow next so now he's got all the grape and soda flavoured stuff So we're gonna start with juicy which I stuff this flavoured of grape for yeah, I like this question many times We're gonna start with this one juicy which are melon soda pineapple soda cola soda orange soda the little beads that come a little plastic Chew so they're random or they have a little spout to pour out a bit like tic-tacs little thing like yeah, like a little loading bay thing Oh, no, it's like a shampoo bottle or something, isn't it kind of shake like that like you can flip tops or anything We go I'm gonna try this one.
These are very similar shape to the pills that we had just now. These are definitely sugary more crumbly Nice not I just don't think they're on the level of those ones No, I'll go with that little more brittle, but still all the flavors are really good I'm next the best looking thing we've done on this podcasting decades next two bags of jucan grape flavour Toth juice and they are little bags little plastic bags. We look like purple purple veers sweets Baga purple veers These are great flavoured. I got blueberry flavoured.
Oh, no, they look like I guess you can say they're made by me gone Yeah, so they look like a like tree ball soft mints. They're just like a fucking great, aren't they? Oh, yeah Texturally very similar to what those things are meant to us. Yes, almost think of a mentice But with a really strong grape flavour coming through very sweet.
They're very nice on them next. I'm gonna have a fucking sugar rush attack Next is just chewing gum. So we might need to be careful with this. Let's go to the end then.
All right Let's go through next is mintia grape mints mint and grape mint and grape mint and grape so these become a little plastic Almost like a crack-car sized round. Oh, they're mints. They're only mints because they're sort of like hand mints What do you call it? I know what you mean?
They're breath mints shaped. I think is why they call it mint. I would be surprised if there was a mint flavour with the grape I think it's just gonna be a grape sort of acting as a breath mint See what I mean? Yeah, it's a little bit of a breath mint dispenser thing.
Yeah, oh, it's got a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a breath mint breath mint breath mint Right like a breath mint is it Paul? It's a grapey breath mint in it. Yeah, it's got the texture of a mint Yeah, that's what it's that's why it's called a mint. Yeah, but it's grape flavored and it's great.
You like it? Yes, oh, there's these are bongoms as well. There's bong bongoms as well. That's got a very strong grape flavour Hasn't it nice nice intense, but like still sweet not obnoxious nice Like all of these are bongoms now.
So it's a black corn bubble gum. I know a great bubble gum and an orange bubble gum Right, I'm gonna try the chewing gum really shaming me this way. Here's everybody. Don't be a dirty pig boy.
Don't know Burn my hand. Yeah sympathy would be nice. Right. I'm having a chewing gum black corn.
There we go Round pellet. I like three at once of the orange ones. I was very brave of you Well, I want to be able to blow bubble. You go try and blow bubble.
It's not bubble gum chewing gum is it? Yes, it's well The ones and the little boxes of bubble gums. Yeah, but the ones that chewing gum would be have got to be out I'm going to have an orange one. I just have to get this ready for bubbles.
Right. Well, he's doing that. I'm gonna attempt the orange one now It's not conchuling. That's quite nice orange way with that.
Yeah, it's a nice orange way, but it's not conchuling You're not getting off texture to make a bubble gum with it I can't even do it. The podcast can't be us just chewing. I'm gonna have to edit this out obviously because I can't have this Well, wait a fucking minute. All right What?
Look at me Breaks when you try and blow air through it. There we go. What? It breaks when you try and blow air through it.
It's not funny. It snaps the air. It snaps the membrane and tight chewing that Yeah, nice though. Nice gun.
Very nice. Retains the flavor as well. Nice throw, Paul. Right.
Next one is the xylitol Which is the just a grape chewing gum and this is more like a little rat tablet. I'm unwrapping it now Oh, it just looks like a little chewing gum crispy chewing gum. Here we go. Yeah You're gonna blow bubble now.
Go on. That will do. It was very unimpressive, but it's still effectively. You're better than anything you just watched.
Yes it was. Stop doing that You saw like a sea lion. No, it's not like a seagull. Stop it.
Now we have a finale. Stop. Why are you laughing at? Stop it.
Frightening me. Stop laughing. It's not like a sea lion. I'm fucking seagull.
Don't look at what the saddest fucking sea front in the world Shut up. Am I? I'm not right. I'm not.
Wait a minute. We're gonna end with prong practice. We're gonna end with prong crackers. Oh God.
Yeah, I can't eat them too. I'm gonna have to end this segment prong crackers. Oh, give me a second to control myself. I've tasted the grape one.
Yeah. Oh, taste it. It's very great people. It also does have a menfali aftertaste.
Yeah. Yeah, it's nice. I really like it. Another great throw, Paul.
That's you laughing. There you go. Laughing himself to death. Shut up.
And in the bag, you'll find some prong rice crackers which are a personal favourite of his. of his. They're made with real prawns so Paul can't eat them. Thank you for the entertainment.
I hope you enjoyed the sweets. He also says cheap joke but Fukuoka's official international airport is FUK. Oh I heard that. Yeah.
Get to fuck. That's really striking the menthol grapeiness of that. I quite like it. It's subtle but it's effective.
It's very nice. This has just been great, non-stop, candy fun. I know I got a bit tired of the grape after well then. Yeah maybe but I was too much good shit around there.
Right and with the crackers now please. Oh watch. Off the rim. Now.
Sounds like what you do to point next though. How bad is your doing finger quads here? Allergy to seafood. Genuine and candy unpleasant so I can't even sniff it.
Oh I can sniff it. It's fine. What if particles go up your nose? I'll take that risk.
Allergic reaction. I'll take the risk. Read everyone read psychological reaction. Oh baby you got to try it.
Yeah you've got to smell that. That's proper prawny. Oh that's very prawny but not the kind of prawn cocktail way. That's in a seafood.
In a fresh prawn. Walking past the fishmongers. Oh dear yeah how very accurate. Very accurate.
Oh god those are like crabby as well. But these are prawn. Thanks. They have real prawn in them.
Thank you again Chris this has been most fun. These are little sort of diamond shapes. Yeah. Hexagonal.
Little rice crackers. Yeah. Flats, diamond shapes, they're orange in colour. Yes.
As we mentioned they've got. And it's like he ribbed. Oh he's having a munch. Wow.
Tasty? Yes but they're extremely fishery. Like almost anchovies levels. I don't know if you ever ate them during your fish eating career.
I don't have much of a fish eating career. Nor do you. Do you rather fish eating career? Nah I can't go any way with that.
What are you going to say? What was it? What was it? You were.
You know it's the truth. I couldn't think of anything at all. I couldn't think of anything unoffensive, offensive, silly, funny. I couldn't think of anything.
I was dry. I regretted going down that. I was much like purple Vera. I was as dry as purple Vera's Clunge.
I've got all blocking up my nose and I feel like my voice is being affected Paul so I think we need to stop and I need to reset. Nuclely. And then we can come back. Oh right well then because oh do you want to score for the prawn?
Yes. Very good. Extremely fishy. Very redolent of the sea.
Redolent of standing on the bowelship Paul. Right. On the Ocon ship. The birdie beneath.
All a bit squished from the waters. And you look out Paul. You look out and a shrimp goes right in your face. You look at all the green stuff goes down.
It's like that. Right so what? That would be. I'll give it a B.
Thank you. Tasty. Everything else. All the candy sweets.
A very nice. I'm going to eat these right now and finish them off because I don't. I evacuate my nadles of all the snarls. I'm here hearing that now.
I try to be professional. I try to work on something. I try and when I laugh a bit. When I'm enjoying myself I can mark for it.
Anyway. As well. I bet you wear his pants a bit from all that. I did.
No I didn't. It's the leaky can. It was leaky can stick in his mouth. It's not what happens.
No leaky can doesn't refer to the junk mate. It does. It refers to the spob offs. Oh come on.
Just end this. End this. All right. I've just I told you now my dog started now.
I have told you. You listen it though. It's a wanker before. I've got no I've got my play by reds.
You're welcome. Welcome out here. And this is now the problem. We're going to do what we can think factory.
This whole purpose is now according to this rich which is written down here. It's open. What's going on over there? What's going on over there?
I think this is going to frack us. What I think you got from me out. You fuck. I've got dirt on you.
You know I got pictures. My good for you must leave the premises right now. Oh god. Well take your dirty bridge.
Your way. My good for you. You hide your way down. It's because I fucked your big.
Well I don't like the sound of that. I don't think we should just wait till they've had their argument. I think we'll just go. Okay.
Around the back and have a soldier. No you get out of here. It's a wanker right now. You can't I shall not I shall not be moved.
I didn't fucking get to even say goodbye to my residents who came in to taste Jack. Who's an actual residence? Well who's my little boy? Eli Paul for you.
You know me don't you? You know me. Yes. He's fucking don't wait.
Don't wait. You know me. You know me. You know I'm not up to no good pigs and fucking shit.
Now do you have a good boy. You'll stand up for you. Yeah. So let's just go around.
We need to go. Where you going? Come on boys. Please don't fuck me all like this.
Please. No you have been a very naughty man Mr. Willy Wanker and I will punish you but firstly you go to sleep by taking one of my special poison soties. Now trick it all down fella.
Have a little nap. Oh I feel very overcome. The sandman will visit you in your dreams and drop sprinkles on your island. Oh he's going on.
Sleepy. Oh now boys. Yes. Oh hello boys.
Hello boys. Hello. It's good to see you too. You've seen him at the call.
You look like a lovely little fella there. How you been feeling? Yeah no good. Just generally lately.
How you been feeling? No I mean thank you for the drink. Thank you for the drinks you've been sending in the post. I've been testing the like you said.
Oh that's my pleasure young man. Young gee young guy. I got a bit of a rash though from oh he is. If he could use this cream.
I don't know what have you been in contact with juicy Jeremy? He sent me a bottle of pop in the post and then I drink it and then I get one. Oh you would like it. Why doesn't he get one?
He wouldn't like it. Right. Okay. I wouldn't like it.
I like Sodi. But why do I get a rash after I drink it though? Oh that's a side of good soda pop. All right well okay.
That's a special side of you. You're the special little boy. I mean like a free pop. I mean like a free pop.
I got a special boy for me. Paul you're my special special little boy. So have you got any special things for us to test on the show? No I got some soty pop for you.
I might even be juicy Jeremy. Soty jerker. If I didn't have soty pop for you. Let me have a little.
Little look at what I've got down here. Can you just dial it down a bit because I'm fucking getting to worn out by. Let's have a little look like I got down here. Shut your fucking mouth Paul.
Can he like Paul take over for a bit because they can't take over. He is saying he's got his crossword puzzle. He's got his paper on his back pocket. It's not going to go over here boy.
No no. I'm sorry that's my gobble ganger. It's an echo. Now you shut up.
You shut up. It's very echoing back here. Anyway. I'm doing my crossword.
You're fucking not doing this. In that juicy Jeremy have a fucking normal. Put the juices down all right. Just fucking get over that.
I'm getting tired of the voice. Oh my boy. My special boy. Most podcasts don't go through this fucking shit every week.
Here are two of the characters introduce segments. When everyone listening to us to great mental fucking breakdown on a weekly basis. I got two special Saudis for you and I'll let you get over these and I'll just go do me class. We're talking.
All right. Bye then. I'm just going to the corner. I want to see you afterwards boy.
I'll leave the sleep over there as well. I'll do a fucking doppelganger if you're okay. Doppelganger if you're okay. It is so joke time.
Thwop-a-gang-bang you. These have been pointed out to us on the Twitters. Yes. And we've looked right up our street don't they?
They do. They look adjacent to our living space. These are both candy can. That's a brand.
That's right. Someone saw them being empty. I think someone said yeah. They were round.
A lot of different types of drink soft drink round here. Yeah. All sorts of shop drinks. Candy can.
So these are sweet flavoured as in confectionery brand. Yes. So these are like a double whammy of the froth shop and the. Oh yeah.
It's a it's a it's a mashup. It's a mashup. We've got two flavours here. I haven't seen any other flavours.
No. I think these are the only two. Okay. Bubble gum.
Okay. So I can imagine what bubble I'm going to taste like. I like that generic bubble gum flavour. Yeah.
Have you had those refreshers soft twizzler things? No. They do a bubble gum flavour. Oh baby.
I tried it out of day. Baby. I was getting a froth on. It was nice.
Yeah. Very bubble gum like the artificial bubble gum flavour. Look at that flavour come from because it's not like regular bubble. It's like from Baba Baba or whatever.