Ep. 273 - I Did Not Die I Just Slept For Three Days Like A Discount Bear - 12/01/2025

Peaches Pit Party from Monday December 1st 2025 / Peaches returns from his weeklong mystery illness and immediately launches into a full December proclamation complete with mathematical time pain about how far away the 90s really are now. He recounts his fever drenched fruit based survival diet, his deep disappointment in last weeks Terry Crews mac and cheese betrayal, and the ongoing feud between Peaches and every turkey on planet Earth. The show barrels into Black Friday scams Cyber Monday false promises the myth of Travel Tuesday and the idea that he might need a special suitcase just for peach shaped souvenirs if he visits Georgia. Concert talk erupts with Evanescence Spiritbox and Nova Twins before Peaches drags his own Spotify Wrapped into the light. He breaks down Thanksgiving arguments from hearing aid battles to people falling down stairs to dodge their spouse. He rants extensively about modern lingo including the unalive epidemic the era epidemic and the people who suddenly say around instead of about. The Giving Machine makes its heroic return and Peaches wonders aloud whether giving someone a five thousand dollar pot and pan set is basically an invitation to sleep on the couch forever. He confesses that he keeps throwing away plates because dishwashing is for people who do not immediately go gaming after work. He mourns the loss of a Bad Omens candle he refused to buy because he did not want to spend fifty seven dollars to literally burn his own money. And then comes What The Headline featuring a man who broke into a home unwrapped the presents and napped like a legally confused raccoon. Finally Peaches tries to determine which hobbies attract the angriest people and ends up imagining a furious bird watching league that yells at sparrows for disrespecting boundaries.Check me out elsewhere - https://facebook.com/brenden.peachhttps://instagram.com/brendenpeachhttps://feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemhttps://feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs