Ep. 295 - Golf, John Daly, and the Day Everything Became a Sport - 01/08/2026

Peaches Pit Party from Thursday, January 8th, 2026 / Peaches opens the show holed up inside the station thanks to snow, free pizza, and the crushing reality of finishing second in the Riverbend Red Zone fantasy football league, where a perfectly mediocre regular season somehow turned into playoff domination. From there, things spiral fast. Fantasy punishments escalate from harmless on air humiliation to a man being sentenced to consume seventy one hot dogs in Joey Chestnut fashion, prompting a deeply personal reckoning with the limits of the human stomach. Peaches then dismantles a “shocking” study about weight loss drugs doing exactly what everyone with a brain assumed they would, calls out award shows for nominating a band that formed in 2004 as a “new artist,” and side eyes the idea of uploading medical records into an AI that has been known to confidently improvise facts. A college boosts basketball attendance with free beer and ice cream, Papa Murphy’s wins customer service awards despite outsourcing the cooking to you, and Bath and Body Works briefly terrorizes society with candles that smell like ranch dressing and tortilla chips. GTA VI leaks get messier, male strippers enter the rumor mill, and a fortune teller in Thailand proves his psychic powers by stealing a phone to validate his own prediction. Peaches also pauses to mark ten years since the death of David Bowie before launching into an extended in house philosophical trial over whether golf deserves to be called a sport, featuring listeners, definitions, John Daly slander, capitalism metaphors, and the unsettling conclusion that nearly everything might qualify. It all wraps with the realization that radio competition may technically make Peaches an athlete, which nobody asked for but everyone must now live with. Check me out elsewhere!facebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness & Mayhemfeeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peachfeeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs