EP 296 All She wanted was a Pepsi and a turtle Army, Say no to Energy drinks kids!

This week, Roejen goes full on energy drink extreme, Florida man with Turtle army threatens to destroy town, 20 years since Fabio took out a goose WITH HIS FACE!, Petition seeks to name black hole after Chris Cornell, The History of the Magic 8 ball, Mystery Vampire creature kills a flock of sheep, Elderly Couple sued for blasting Iron Maiden, Spiders will eat us all!, A really long Article about the Executioners rope, Woman possessed during plane flight, Cottingley Fairy photos sell for big bucks, Chinese scientists defend implanting human genes into monkeys ( do you want planet of the apes? because this is how you get planet of the apes! ), Serial Killer Rose West wins a Bakeoff and then Roejen Goes full on Cornholio after drinking way too much caffeine.