Ep. 299 - The Bear Knows Where the Candy Is - 01/14/2026

Peaches Pit Party from Wednesday, January 14th, 2026 / Peaches opens the show running on fumes and staring down a travel countdown like it’s a high-stakes heist, then immediately spirals into a grab bag of modern nonsense that somehow all connects. He pitches a pregnancy craving contest that rewards bizarre food combinations, breaks down why expensive Pokémon Legos are basically a retirement fund, and admits he refuses to answer his phone like it’s a moral stance. From there, it’s a deep dive into social rules everyone pretends to follow, an indie game developer nuking his own project because his girlfriend decided AI is evil, and why typing prompts does not make you the musical equivalent of Mozart. Sports pop in with Mike Tomlin’s exit framed through the lens of 2007 internet culture, Kiefer Sutherland allegedly throwing hands like a confused grandpa, and the quiet misery of tagging artists on Facebook until the platform taps out. Peaches also unloads on content creation busywork, imagines Arizona highways turning into unpaid Fast & Furious auditions, marvels at ancient artifacts that prove humans have always been gross, scolds Idaho residents for turning their yards into elk buffets, salutes local law enforcement support efforts, and then completely loses it over a Tennessee candy store being repeatedly robbed by the same bear. The episode wraps with Megadeth farewell skepticism and absolute disbelief over loose monkeys and a goat terrorizing St. Louis while AI-generated photos make everything worse, because of course they do.Check me out elsewhere!facebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs