ep. 30: fighting pigeons, cats, and neighbors

welcome to dirty maritni's dirty thirty! what a privilege and excitement it is to have already created 30 episodes! i wanted this episode to be as special as possible which is why i am sabrina carpenting it all by talking nonesense. let me tell you about how i was attacked by a pigeon in my own home and had to deal with a cat intruder. i am on the verge of declaring a war to my neighbors. long live hanger and wingless birds flying.