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Come on. We bring the subtitles and rough me on the nose for I on the beard, and where no leopards goes. Crap. I'm going to have to pop it on the keyboard.
Oh, right, there's going to be greatness, is it? Yeah, that'd be awesome. Everyone guess what his fucking ritual is? Here we go.
He's doing a wank noise with his mouth. This is slow down over. Oh, it's the com again. I don't understand.
Is it different images or something? I mean, truly you have to build a tempo over the whole time. Always humming. Always reaching his humming strokes.
I think I need to keep my fucking spine. That's another joke. No, no, no, no, no. I'm ready to go, Eli.
You're ready to go. It's actually spine now. It's always the fucking spine that comes out. You've spuffed off my fucking intestines.
In all seriousness, you spat on my arm, Zorz. You spat on my arm with your stupid liquid lips of Ganon. Ooh, bit of a bitch. Let's get going.
Let's get going. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to celebrate 300 episodes of Cheap Show with this Harrow Arts Center, unique performance of Cheap Show 300! I hate you and your fucking noodle poppies. Oh, love noodles.
It's the fact of Cheap Show you're going to have to learn the fucking insects. Cheap Show. It's a cheap show. And a guy with a nuzzle.
Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Here we go.
Right, ready? Fuck me. This is just fine. Hang on.
Is it working? Yeah. Hang on. Just wait a second.
Oh, well, good to keep it up. Oh, well, good to keep it up. Hello. Oh, well, good to keep it up.
This is Cheap Show 300! I've never done this. Don't. Oh, hello.
Good next back. I've got the wonky mic because your fat head bent this one out of shape. I just want that knowns as well. It's fine.
I want it to be on the dawn of life. Unfortunately, I've got some wisdom braces strapped around the back of my head. I don't know why you're complaining. I'm complaining.
I'm complaining of your trophy groundwork thing, didn't you? You want to do some trophy crumbs? Yes, I do. I like this.
Oh, oh, you rotter. In front of the... Yeah. Like this.
No, no. I have no. I can't do your voice all of a sudden. I can't do your voice all of a sudden.
That's fucking weird. I can't... I'm gonna tell you what? Fuck this.
I'm going to give a fuck what I do. They're crying. I love it. It's a scum.
A good scum. Hello, welcome to Cheap Show New Comedy Podcast. We're every week me and Eli's little bit go for the charity chips. Shit.
Like a minute. Where every week Eli and I go for the charity shops, Poundlands and Bogan's of this great country. And bring you the treasure we find amongst the trash. Hello.
Fuck me, thank you for coming. I thought literally with the rail strikes and cold play there'd be one guy sitting there. And you would get a load. By the way, this old friend row.
You didn't bring a Mac or an umbrella or anything to call you from maybe a few drips of something special It's all I can get down listen I tell you what we haven't done this in a while We don't often do a lot of life show so we are now gonna introduce each other the way we've deemed appropriate tonight So I'm gonna go first, but what I thought I do you see the thing is with you I go first in this case you say the best till last don't you that's the thing It is that peppermint that you're smelling it's not pepper spunk We come back number one right so I'm gonna introduce you but the thing is with you that you're fucking massive ways of space And I think I can do better. So what I'm gonna do I haven't what I'm gonna do is introduce our cast tonight to audition for your spot in this show I'm fucking stop this show you can all fuck off He's not the one who puts this together He's not the one who spends hours crying over his laptop trying to get power to work in two way He's not the one who brings a suitcase of props. Exactly. You just turn up with that Can we have our first audition E please can we have Ethan Lawrence please on the stage actor?
Oh? I'll give you a there's a red one red one. No, not as project apparently. I've got a no It's because it's a podcast darling and we don't want to check your voice.
You wanted an actor, right? Yeah, so can you project being a better actor? Right fuck. I thought you have to judge this What is an is like Put it on thanks them right So Ethan here's the thing what we're gonna do is I'm gonna give you a moment in teaching you have to react like he likes do it So Eli did you bring the sheet for our live show?
Bad Next please can we have yes that was good Please by the one stage on next audition II Octavius King Hi behind this put it on right here. We go Right, so I'm gonna give you a moment I will have a podcast with him and I want you to react as Eli would okay I wanna see how it goes so so Eli what's your favorite noodle? My favorite noodle is fuck off Paul You like a fat in a cup actually better than you actually better than you okay? Well done okay wonderful stuff be it please oh blind me oh No, it's all right.
It's all right. You look I know I forgot to tell you about the beard next Please welcome on stage Stuart Ashen Don't the beard of Eli oh It's gonna have everyone's face on it by the time Biffo gets to it oh There we go look at one beauty right Again, we're gonna give you a little I'm gonna say something that would happen in the podcast and then I'm gonna react as Eli Silverman would so oh Eli what what what you got sauce on your bed? So Eli what you think yeah Good now go I told you to be a rude awakening two minutes in and our final contestant to try out for Eli is mr. Biffo mr.
Biffo Don't the beard It's just like it. You don't need the mic. I know I don't you'll spit a lot of it. Everything.
It's a not stop it But yeah, just hold it against your face that will do you said that before Thank you funny just because you're a man. Oh, right. So okay. It's one for you then Eli did you go and get that thing you promise for price of shit inch inch oops Great call back to a very important character off with that give us the mic.
We've you done it. We stop your ass It's behind you Fuck off Right. Well, that's what I did anyway That's my intro to you by having our guests come on pretend to be you it's very fully and I win Right and that was meant to be your face And it is look at him whoo Is that is that your come to bed eyes? No, it's actually a copy of a Cecil Beaton shot You don't know Cecil fucking beat him is because I fucking know to have smarter than you Right Eli what have you got planned for us then?
Yes, and then interpretive dance piece. Oh Which is about you by all means start a stream as we were inside you right? So this is you kind of be coming me ladies and gentlemen he lies interpreted dance of me Yeah Some of those news might be out day No seriously check because they are all out day though, so those are Sorry one second. Eli can we stop outside the light podcast?
That wasn't that bad man I'm gonna fucking eat your prick. No Don't go on stage. They can't hear this. They can I'm gonna bite it off Oh fucking hell the tires of this and then I'm gonna use it like a duck whistle and call for wildlife Can I go now?
No, wait, wait, no, that's out the way. Well done five out of ten I hate you However, we do have a few messages from people who can't be here today So a few people we have to be on the show they couldn't for various reasons, so they said videos in force So we've got a few videos to be able to say happy 300. Let's see we've got first Us next Hello, my name is Brian wife aka ninja Brian from ninja sex party And I was the first ever guest on cheap show now here in America where I live we have a special word for that It's in Naguro. Can you say that after me in Naguro?
I was the inaugural guest on cheap show in honor of the 300th anniversary of this show I wanted to wish my personal congratulations to my friends Pete Elvin and the rest of the team over at cheap show I also wanted to ask you especially guys since we have witnesses here Please respond to my emails with the invoice from my past appearances you guys haven't paid the bill yet And I would really appreciate even if you can't pay it try understand I know you guys know you don't have a big audience. I know the podcast is going well, please Please just let me know when I can expect to get paid, okay? You say hey happy birthday Yeah, no, I just I had the problem with the bank transfer. It's gonna get it soon.
It's been seven years ago It's not the end of the world alright I don't know if you haven't done it in the video and told me separately. Okay, the next one we've got is a comedian An actor Paul Putnam from all those TV shows you might remember like the curious orange Everyone who grew up in the 90s got the reference everyone else was like who the fuck are you talking about? Let's see what Paul Putnam had to say Well, I mean who's thought to me 300 episodes Amazing 300 I mean it's hard to believe that what's about the only naughty's when you first met Paul and I said you know what you should do I think I've had decided a podcast and He said what podcast I said well, it's a bit like the radio, but you can say fuck and then all of that so I really any credit for this from you. Not really.
I'm a bit pissed off with Louis for rude to and Couple the other podcast people. I mean I've never seen any tax from anyone But anyway happy 300 episodes And He never said that I never talk to him about the podcast it never happened alright He's just making that up cuz he thinks it's funny right next one soo's camera. Oh She's gonna be famous for get all about us in the future isn't she I can't wait to be ignored by it in a trendy bar She sent a video. Let's see what she said Hey to the guys a cheap show.
Hey again, and he I'm is who's camera here done just from J or comedy And happy 300 episodes that's so brilliant. Wow, who thought it not me. I think Yeah When I came into recording I know that there was 20 quid in my coat She did not Honestly Quick she gave me everyone check your pockets. He was in there by himself I'll be one last video and this is our star guest.
Hmm. Let's see what it is I don't treat your people. Congratulations on being 300 from mr. Patch up your I think the only Podcast but he's older than me 300.
I'm only 290 still I'm catching you up anyway Paul and I meet congratulations, and oh yeah before I go Paul you never did wait Hang on you owe him money as well. No, there's a fucking No, you need to sign that out. That's it's just because I can't Look like the Tower of Babel except there the bricks are all electric components. Well done wild work great analogy.
I Just got a couple of cluck back in I got just be careful. Yes, it's fine. Sorry about that It's just because I do the way you can get it because this doesn't have a very long beach So I'm very nice. I've just a crazy change a few came to the back day.
Yes, not that day to take where you want to go for load of boys I'm talking about the day to change that's more like a human center be yes, right mouth to muck I Know Right time to play off first game of the night And for this we're going to need on stage even Lawrence mr. Biffle. I got a biggest king. We're also going to need who I haven't said Ash and as well come on you look and no saying you were saving for later.
Sure. That was a secret fucking fucking no Nest face bastard, right? Come on even go behind that table. Oh go behind that table Ashons Octavius go behind that table.
Please go behind that table. Please go behind the table Let's squeeze down all right mister. I've been in an award winning show with very famous people. It's not impressive Show off you can talk into a mic.
Okay, yes. Hi everyone So you may be wondering why you're all here. I am now. Why aren't you helping me?
What I meant to say anything would be great Hello to our guests. Hi guys Actually, because he's been found out to be aasi I've just been set up there having fun. What jolly locks? What's the first game then Paul today.
We are playing Jesus Christ of shut. It's the fucking price of shite. It's the fucking It's the fucking The fucking price are shied. And that's right.
That will do. Surprise to shine, everybody. Yeah, we're playing the price of shied. That's where we get items from a charity shop.
And then you have to get to the price of what we're going to do today. It's off of the twins. It's you're going to play the cards. The player cards, price right, game.
It's fucking big. Sorry, come again. Pawn. Say that again in a way that makes sense.
I have come in my patch. We are playing the player cards right edition of price of shied. You're going to see an item and then you're going to get to the next item is higher or lower than the item you've seen. And how many betrains do they get for that?
One, correct answer. How many possible betrains are they available? Four. Okay.
It's a big scoring game. But here's the issue. The two betrings between them. So they're individual.
You're going to have to keep scores. Are they able to get four betrings each? Yes, potentially. Well, if they all get it right, you may not have to just write down betrings.
I don't go right down here. You're going to get a betrings to a winner. I'll do it in my head. The winner is a team game.
No, it's individual. I'll ask you individually if you think the item you're going to see is higher or lower than the one currently on the screen. Sorry. individually.
Yes, not team game. No! I'm going to stick and stop your ass and take you into my clicker. I'll say this every time I pull your pod it will move the slides on as his bet name for me.
I'm with them on this side. I know. That's the problem. This scene right now is a perfect metaphor of this podcast.
Anchor. No. That's acceptable. Right.
Right. We're ready for the first item then. You're going to have to remember what per time to get. I will.
Alright. One will win. The rest will have to suck upon our sour nubbins. These are the sour-risk candies in the whole world very sour and I sucked one the other day and my face went inside I did they're very sour and up in and they have a delicious shirt, but sense oh yeah What happens in the event of the time you both do nothing you both everyone's an orbit both I think we are in teams now If all four of you tie no nubbing for anyone but if two times the other two do nothing if three times Then the one person who's left as an oven is very I would pull have to read an oven No Intrilaterality cool time is my show and I get to make you miserable instead of the other way run Sorry who wants to see poorly a miserable nubbing?
Fucking tough so So you got the nubbing Z like with your life. So here's the first slide now. You're gonna have to worry about this This is just your starting card so to speak. Let's see what it is.
Oh, it's the little portal in Fox for more reason episode Maybe if you've listened to it recently, you'll know the answer already Listen to it on the way here already forgotten Fair off the underwhelming porcelain wolf which someone said on Twitter actually recently comes from a collection that you bought with a t-set and that was $8 on eBay so that's it so yes, right So this is just for fun. What do you think the prices is not for a between what do you think the price of that is unless you know even You're bragging about it right so I've forgotten oh one pound 25. What do you say before 40 p 40 p? 80 p Octavius 95 95 p.
Well, you are all wrong it is I agree with you because I said that the episode and he was like I got for a quick bargain Russian caught fire or something Look at haunted eyes. It doesn't have any I think it's quite becoming right so That's your starting card, right? I'm gonna show you the next slide and then you're gonna have to guess each and whether you think this item is higher or Low and price than that two pound piece of shit right here. We go.
It's a little teddy bear, but don't worry It's not point any bear. Did you fuck that? Did that get a load of Eli? No, and seeing as you're prying leave it to Point X there.
It's frottage purely frottage playing that penetration point. Okay. I thought you and point next to the deeply penetrant I'm gonna say lower lower mr. Biffle quite brexity He's backing Britain.
I'm gonna say three pounds twenty five so higher so you say hi so lower hi I keep a note of this what do you think? I'm worried that I can't see the back of it in case it's full of wasps or something I'm just gonna void avoid with an owl it go Void's are expensive. Um, that's got to be worth more than horrifying Milton remains whatever that whole thing was I say higher higher So lower higher higher or tavius give us your best shot With the nearly a heart Right Higher all lower lower so you got lower higher higher lower. Let's see how much the teddy flying bear is 50 On it higher so it points between between between between between no I'll take it said lower Clear it alright nothing between between nothing good.
So here's your next item on the board what could possibly follow a teddy bear? It's Eli shit gag t-shirt. I was wearing that just the other day. Yeah, you were so there you go It's a alligator.
It says investigator and he like thinks that's funny as fuck But is it more or less expensive than the previous item the teddy two pound 60? What do you think? That's not from Octavius is anything Why are you to make a little podcast then? Okay No No, don't worry.
He hasn't got the word will edit a podcast record a podcast producer podcast host the podcast to put the podcast I'm so sure anything in general. So good luck with your new project Anyway, sorry I'm serious. Yeah, I think I think this is higher. I mean I would pay good money for higher Joe at higher than the big old to allow within the big old steady bear Mm-hmm.
I mean there's a small amount of printing on it You notice the investigator is the same color as the back of the t-shirts have been frugal Oh, oh second hands. That's irrelevant. Um, I think clothes are expensive Just in general I think that's gonna be higher. Okay.
Hi higher higher Yes, it looks like he's carrying a hairbrush But the more I've looked at his arms are too short to brush his hair and also he has a got any hair pull What a crawl existence he lives I'm gonna say lower lower and finally Ethan I'm with you before I think that's I think I looks like well. I think I'm gonna go lower. Oh, so hi high a lower lower lower interesting You said that this is what the scoreboard says Free tire higher higher higher between between between between nothing nothing Love you so much it's tiresome it's old is it like you Get off me. Oh Last item no, it's not next one.
Oh, it's a fucking badge. Oh SpongeBob your serenality so it's a pin badge with SpongeBob and a big rainbow saying fuck off I think we can all agree that it speaks to us all of these times But is it more expensive or less expensive than the three pound ten t-shirt? Let's start with Stuart this time Right. Mmm.
How big is it about three centimeters and how big's the badge? Oh? Like it yeah, well, my penis is too sensitive Yes, I'm actually in big into me right. So what do you think low or higher than the shirt?
These are quality go from wish.com I think lower lower right before what do you think then governor looks like skin cancer that may work It won't fly here I'm gonna say lower lower and finally not finally I It's not your fault of David sorry Right, you like okay, so it's a t-shirt right? It's a picture of an iron and then above it says irony Yeah What about each other says pizza world curry world the best of both worlds How about it's a t-shirt Is it sure where your son or lion right underneath it says putting his life on the lion Right, I'm sorry I could talk about this all day with you Very talented What did you say God sorry Stuart lower as well? I think it's also lower by me Between between between where's the button oh wait with me the fucking build up the gently Yeah, but there's still a little bit of kind of drama to be seen in the light to invest in Yes And the final item for reals is this it's the birch trap door board game Which is nice Lovey board game made by spheres games very simple roll a dice kind of thing about the trap doors spin Burke I love it trap door. Let's just hard get your hands on anything.
I can find I love I love trap door I want trap door can we start in an orderly fashion from you please When you got this was it complete it was complete yes complete in condition It's got it's got a high the 77 page surely higher higher Lot's spot for most tentacles Yeah Saint color is mine higher it's a same color is mine I forgot who's winning a losing by the way great stuff no break I got this party for a simple I Fucking whatever you want to get a penny like a piece of paper? I don't fucking need one didn't prepare fuck you fuck this I mean like I hate your fucking bones. I hate the gristle that holds your bones together I hate the ligaments the filaments the near the endings every gasping aspect of you I should have said that off stage right what's going on Yes, hi, you're all lower Right, so I'm getting terrible flashbacks being a kid playing with plastic and making nothing but those at work Because they were easy. Yeah, um, right If you paid 77 people less for this you are the world's greatest businessman and you know so this is higher higher Who hasn't done one or failure?
Give us give it quick for just for you. Oh, I'll keep it quick Is your show is your show right? He likes so what about I don't know This stops high or lower hi, yeah, she says ah Next who's left? That's it higher and the answer is One pound between between between between so with all that being said he like who's the winner who's the loser?
I don't know but I think Ethan lost Ethan did lose so Ethan has to suck one of our sour nubbins You're all right just in you could get there's no snap on it. They've been cut from the pension elbow this morning Yeah, you're gonna put it in his mouth suck that now that in it goes Or don't know what's going on here. Is that bad? It's quite so Yeah, you want oh my god, do you want try once you do this stuff don't you?
There's three left it's really bad. Don't do it. It's bad. Yeah.
Oh god. You can put this in here if you want to spit it out go on They're rather they're all this hour. It's just acid. Yeah They were all yeah Yeah, you just empty part of your lungs on to the floor then you can spit it out in the bag You don't have to suffer like You're right.
Yeah, no once you give it a big nice circuit for all the sweet in the center I sucked it for ages and it was very hard and then eventually I got to the middle and all the goodness came out And I was happy and that's a wack bag So we won did anyone actually keep scores who? Stuart won hooray Look at those delightful faces Right you can all get lost now. Bye. Okay.
Bye. Say goodbye to our guests. You'll see them a bit later Well, that was a load of fun was it mr. Silverman.
I thought that was quite refreshing. They're very bracing. I'll say that for them But seriously oh very sour I brought a fan You're my favorite person Love me love me. I am your automatic love box.
What have we got coming up? Sweetie pump I'm coming up in the shower off there. All right. Don't play with my voice man Right what's coming up now?
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I'm looking here. Yes, you have to come down to you Come down Fuck you to fifty one years We From this episode was in the book old canals in London in it by John Bryce It could rise grace could be anything but it's a fantastic book this building here had Kim Kardashian's great uncle living in it apparently, I'm not that I'm up on that stuff at all I'll find that sort of slightly pure all you know and And irrelevant the name we think that the canal was cold birdied around here a beautiful place for me to End this video and that's why I always love to say at the end Wherever I'm walking next week. I hope you're there I don't actually know myself where I think next week. I think We're the meeting I might be going.
Oh, yeah, I've got a book out fucking rivers Rivers and that underground are things could be called ours. Oh, welcome to Gannon's I'm Paul Gannon and I've got a collection of lovely things for you. Mm. Yes.
I do or do I know I do so today I have a theme and today's theme is Winky's and Goblin Balls. So let's start with I think my favorite thing all yeah, it's winky. There we are look a winky We all remember we go We all remember winky from the very popular keep show documentary episode, don't we? Yes?
Pish right now. It's time to go on some balls with this look It's a Pac-Man Tony pocketeer game with the Pac-Man look up or go for go for look at him go for him And now let's see if you make him go for balls. There we go. He's gobbled one down.
Come on Pac-Man You can gobble balls like the best of them. Oh, I can't believe it one more. Oh, yum. Yum.
Excellent Rubbish and speaking of a wingy who goes loads of balls his young know lemons look at him look at him Hi, I'm no lemons and I created many TV formats. No, I'm successful. I'm just a psychopath robot from the future Finally, oh, let's see. Let's look at this.
It's a little action replay micro viewer. Aren't they fantastic? Yes, aren't they wonderful? Mm?
And there's a little what's in this one today? Yeah, it is Oh, it's a window. It's a window. Yeah, it's a sexy man.
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Who's with me today? Who's this character? That's the same name thing. Just a little bit.
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I'll try the yogurt. I told you. I told you. I was a hungry boy.
Then Justin pulled out of the toilet. Uncle Grumbly's has meat. It's just the lout of the toilet. But I'm going to test some yogurt on the show today.
Make yogurt. That yogurt. That yogurt. That yogurt.
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What a wonderful day to open a charity shop. Oh, the first time to get the plot out of the way in the sentence. Oh. Oh.
Oh. I'm just going to go ahead and say you do not have to ask any providers. Yes. No, go for it.
Oh, look at this shop we were opening. It's a charity shop. Well, look, anyway, look. It's a big deal because we've been told to look after the same charity shop.
They've done a good work. They've been doing a lot of good work. What charity did they do again? It's something in the field of health and aid.
Something like that. Something like that. It's a burrof. They rescue the burrof in the track field.
And they scribble the scribbles up, don't they? The scribbles on the scribbles are in the choppy barrow and then they put it down the road. And they come round. They come round.
Oh, do they come round in me? Shady burrof comes round here. Put that on a fucking t-shirt for your fucking podcast. Have we got everything?
No, because the shop's been struggling. And so even I still look after it because of our experience on the podcast with charity shops. So we have been asked to look after the shop for a day, hopefully boost people coming in and buying stuff to save St. Chodney.
Oh, St. Chodney. I didn't think it was religious. No.
I've been playing for a reason. What about the stock? It doesn't seem to be much on the shelf. No, I've gone through the stock and we've done a lot of stuff over the past seven years.
It's all round the back. I've got a list of everything. Everything we've ever done on the podcast round the back. Shall I give you an example?
Please. What we've got here like? Okay. Go like this.
We've hunted for cheesy moments and some Coca-Cola tins. Cannabis wine, fishy freestoys and looking magazines. And challenging me to drink Dobby or making me what to hurl. Flexy discs and black bin bags, no leadments, frank and the call.
Don't let you stack, black lace tracks and grubby, egg pie and a dog, shit tie. That's what we've done. Yeah. Oh, that's what we've done.
Oh, a price of shite competitions and fighting over the twins. Arena long books, coin letters, lugs and such in the woods for swings. A load of novelty vinyl, the winky mystery as well. Pickles and chips and blank D-blank and games like what's that smell?
Some of my own games when you're little kids who tok me toys in lovely conditions. Oh. Yeah, that's what we've done. Yeah.
That's what we've done. There's a few people I've got big long licks. I've got big over all of it. I've got to go for all of it.
Just a few things mate. Little bit of age. We've had to write and donkey, derby, hark wheel cars, the sound of the moog and rubs and keep them all in a jar. Grab buckets and venetons, and your eventually tunes, go be told kids and keep magic tricks and Saturday morning cartoons.
Car book challenge and can you with additive added light gadgets with adding back and forth. Whoo. That's what we've done. No, but this.
Yeah, really long. Gotta go. Jaffa Kate from John Bloomsale's Paying Pickets and Lock-up Rans. Don't get mad for poor no Max and Wanky Monkey Hands.
Gold, present summer, and secret suitcase looze. Brent, cross, the cheap-it-the-cressin' on New-D-Hole storey cubes. Leaguer snacks, die-hogscapes, or wardows or bodies inside their attapes. That's what we've done.
Oh, that's what we've done. The shovel but race, the scene, I'd eat cases, sorts of too many tonight. Murder mysteries, all my theories and god-all-chobby refrains. And it looks like Halloween, listen, and cocoa, and looky-me-marishin' mammo, and the wind could be in bullseyin' forshin' and thundering, get your pontering, get your pontering, I can't do any more.
No, that's what we've done. That's what we've done. Oh, that's what we've done. In a nutshell.
Ah, that is what we've done. We've done quite a lot of stuff in second. Yeah, through the mole, there, and I, yeah. I think I've, er, you've got your good luck, you're on with you.
I'm gonna eat it. Go, go, go, go, go. Go, get, go. Oh, Keith, oh, Keith will be good.
Keith brings good luck wherever he goes, and the smell of death. Is there a little in there phone, Keith? I fucking chose. I'm coming in the audience once I smell Keith.
Oh, fuck it, hell. Maybe somebody looking through the shop window would like to have a smelicky. Oh, I've inhaled too deeply, obviously. Is anyone else?
Sif, OK. Oh, it's about it. If you sif Keith, you're taking your life in your hands. He's passing his best before.
I'm over there, give them what they want. They want the smell of death. It's really bad. If you need to suffer from any psychotropic effects later on, please lie down.
It's massive. It's massive. You open this can of worms. No, jar of molds.
It's all good. It's all good. That's enough. That's enough.
One more half. That's it. It's only so far Keith can go. And I don't want him to lose his half, so I want to keep him half in there.
I've actually upgraded him because he doesn't have eyes. With which to see the supernatural landscape before him. So I've got some dark eyes in there with him. So he has vision.
Just checking the eyes. Mate, it's all right. No, no, no. No, no, no.
No, no, no. Let's open the shop up and wait for customers. Because actually, a port of thing, customers come in and just go to change the sign round. Oh, good.
Well, lovely. I don't know who it will be. Oh, it's now. I wonder who it is.
Oh, why? It's a lovely lady. Make your get. Oh, no, that's good.
So, look, listen, we've got four bags for you today. What we're going to do in our charity shop is give you like a mystery bag so you don't know what's in it and it's very exciting. But whatever it is inside, you can have a play with. Great.
So this is your one. That one's better? Okay. So yeah.
Oh, what have you picked there? What a lovely choice. Oh, we've got some hot sauces. We've got some hot sauces.
We've got all of the other kind of prices. Oh, goodness. Let's just take the prices off. And some crackers.
Yeah, crackers for neutral taste basis. What we're going to do is we're going to play an off brand. Brand off. Oh, wait.
What? Keep the car running. Piss on the seats, et cetera. Rob, Rob.
Who are you, sir? What are you doing here? I'm Richard, Rob, you know I am, you're little. Rob, Rob.
It was never going to stay on your own. Rob, Rob, Rob. Rob, Rob, Rob. Rob, Rob, Rob.
So you're here to manage this. Oh, this is your donation. Where's the contestant? No, but this is a woman.
That's me. Rob, Rob. I'm sorry. You didn't say you were a woman, but you came on.
Sorry. Just keep pissing, Margaret. Pissing, no. Yes, just keep drinking it.
Piss rough. Rob, Rob, Rob, James. playing his game. Rob, Rob.
Yes. Right, OK. I suppose I have to go up with it. Rob, Rob.
I have to ask you a quick question. After this, will you be a perter piss on his back seat of his car. You're sure, yeah. Hello.
Oh, she's a cheeky one. Isn't it? You've been keeping that secret out of here. She's in the piss party.
You know you like to do it too. Right, you see... Ruff-ra! Oh, I can't take this.
It's too saucy. Get up, you make your fool of yourself, do you? Right. So, what are we doing this then?
What are we doing for the brand-off? You're a rough-raf, you will have two tennis, three hot sauces, three... Three hot sauces, rough-raf. And then it's money, it's all about the bloody money.
So, you'll have to tell us, which is the most expensive, the on-brand, as it was. Yes. I think we're a rough-raf. LAUGHTER Now I'm glad we did this.
And which is the middle expensive, and then which is the cheapest, rough-raf. OK, I think I can do it. And it will taste a bit of each hot sauce, which we've failed to prepare. So, hit a bag, if I just leave loose saucer to bag.
We could have taken the plastic bits off, it's going to take forever now. I'll do that now. Right, so I feel time? No.
Let's have some fucking silence, dickhead. Listen, rough, I've got other ventures that make money, though. Rough-raf. Time is money.
Right, you will taste a bit of hot sauce, disguised on a cracker. I can't eat crackers. These are vegan. I'll just drink it from the bottle.
Are you glued to the tolerance? Yeah, I'll fuck cycle. We can pull them. Check that out.
So, wait a minute, I'll be at the straight. We'll open it to piss-blade, but not that she's gluten-intolerant. We can pour a little bit in the lids. Yeah, let's go.
We need some kind of sauce-boom. We don't have the sauce-boom. Put a little bit into the lid. What do I do first?
It has to cheap little mess. That's the little mess. Right. Do the cheapest car, pour it in the middle.
Do it in the lid. We need a reciprocal! We haven't got one! Fuck me!
It's the bloody lid of the sauce is the reciprocal. We've got the house. We've got the house. We've got the house.
All right. I'll leave it for you. I'll leave it for you. Oh, no, I'm going to die.
It's a lot. Well, Froff, you just need to taste a little bit. I'll tell you a bit on the tip of your finger. Just a little bit.
This is your first one. No, don't do that. We like tasting Raff-Raff tasting notes if you can manage that. Tasting notes.
Yeah, like how, it's hot. What's that like? Raff-Raff. Yeah.
Oh, she's... It's a little bit fruity. Oh, it's a little bit fruity. What's the overwhelming?
Is there a tartness? I see you're squelching your mouth, squelching it. There's an overwhelming tartness. It's a pleasant tartness.