I have not only been allowed into the main body of the podcast, rough-roft, but they've had their own. I believe it. Tell them Jimmy, they have, they'll even, I tell them, I snuck in, I looked around, I saw things you wouldn't believe, stuff that we've never got access to. Rough-roft, what like?
Get this. Tiki bar. They had their own Tiki bar, rough-roft. I heard they all cheese wagon.
We knew they got the cheese wagon. Rough-roft, now that is unacceptable. They had a cheese wagon. The normal characters never had a cheese wagon, rough-roft.
As the original characters of this podcast, rough-roft, what I want to know is what are we going to do about it, to reassert our dominance? Yeah, why are we going to do about it? We need a plan of action because we're losing stock. Thank you Jimmy.
That's a good point, rough-roft. Yes, I don't want to lose my livelihood if these cheap show knock-off characters get their way. I'm not having it. I mean, I don't even have a copy character.
Do I? But when's the time? Where's the time? No, squishy-jim, just squishy-jim.
Only squish. She's got a point. Lady Pops has got a point. It's only a matter of time before she's copy-cacted as well.
Then where do we stand? Where do we stand? They are breathing. And even characters around now who may not have a doppelganger character taking all of their fame away from them.
Rough-roft. We'll be created. And what we go to do, rough-roft about it. Rough-roft.
I see you at the back charity shop vampire. What do you have to say about this? Yes, I just want to say, I mean, I'll get this out of the way now. I want to suck your dick.
Like, moving on. I'm moving on. But I just want to say, we need to raise our profile, right? We need to get out and about to meet the people.
Press the flesh. Chari shot vampire or Dracula or whatever. So I am, so he is, so he said over there. I've armed you to get to the point.
Well, I think too. I've got a copy character and he's got lots of stories about being in the war and having to eat people's dead, so he does it or does. I think it's an outrage, so I do. I think we're losing control and this is getting out of hand.
What are we going to do? Hello, sorry to interrupt this meeting. Hello, I just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Arthur Poins and I think I've got some information for you.
I can help you out. Hold on, just one second. You. Who are you again?
Arthur Poins. Who are you? You're one of the main characters. No, I'm one of those ones shot you hear.
So what about? I mean, I know officially this is more than a one shot, but I only dip in and out and I'm not really interacted with the main action, so I still count outside of the canon. What have I supposed to hear now? What have you got to say?
I've got this podcast as and where I please, right? That's what I do. I sneak in. I sneak out.
I get some information. I just wanted to say that I've been in that copy character club room and it's lavish and you know what? They'll laugh at you. They'll laugh at you.
They'll laugh at you. They'll laugh at you. They'll be bigger and better. I've heard them say.
They'll be the wrong thing. You hear this? You hear what he says? Everybody's rough.
We need to do something. I don't believe it. I knew there was something up. It's as terrible as it did, Mr Jim.
Yes. Oh, squishy Jim. I can't lose this keeps your gate all I can. Oh no, that shows me an important to my brand as a musician, you know.
I've been there and you need to be careful, right? May I ask Young Sir? Have you heard anything of the other lady plops character? Or all squishy?
Oh, they're not saying this. The last I heard, they were working on expanding their ranks and I heard of Adutcha's shit MacEx and Mike Splat. Oh, Mike Splat! Oh, Mike!
Thank you, Supercals! What do you go to do about this, Mr Brando? They've got a spinoff plan. They've got their own shows.
They've got their own shows. They've got everything they want to get rid of cheap Sean and take over from what I heard. They've got this hot there. They've got this hot there.
They've got this hot there. They've got this hot there. They've got this big ball. So what you need to do is improve your character's standard.
You maybe need to do something for charity lads. You know? Oh, pretty much. Like a fundraiser?
Oh, yeah. A charity thing. That's what I'd do. I'd give you a fundraiser.
We could do some money. Oh, I could do a story. So why good or something like that? Alright, what about this?
Just as an idea. What about maybe? You do some kind of telephone. Raise some money for a charity.
Really? Get your name out there. I've done this before. I know a few people can make some calls.
You've got some calls. Oh, I like this idea. Oh, yeah, I got this. Do I got some contact?
We can reach out to some people. What about you? You can do some show bits. Can I choose my business connection?
You can actually do it over at TV. You still hear we can borrow for the broadcast. I think we should have a vote. Everyone here thinks we should do a fundraising telepharm for charity?
Raise your hands now. Run, throw, drop, drop. I'll do it again. Oh, yeah, I'll go through it.
Yeah. Squishy trim is in. Oh, see, everyone's unanimously vaulted for it. I think it's a great idea.
There's nothing can go possibly wrong with this. Nothing. So, it's decided. We go forward and the Chif Show characters will perform.
Hey, great! Rof-F-T-L-A-Forn! I hate you and your fucking noodle posse. People love noodles.
In fact, the Chif Show you're gonna have to learn the fucking excepts. F equal drag fun scene. This is a great show. Damnit Chif Show.
Welcome to Chif Show, and I'll go, the ARNeye-Nuzzle. Hello. I am Captain ! Royal Admiral Paul Sergeant Gannon.
Shut up ! Let's talk about this edition. Uninstall it. The Chif Show Callerdose !
I didn't wonder the CTV. I wanted to speak to Chif Show standards. I don't like it. I'm not gonna appeal to all ages this show now.
So welcome aboard to the Cheapshore Express, draw, draw, draw. There we go on a lovely journey on the cheap, like you know like Playbuds back in the 90s. I never cared for or watched Playbuds. Sorry to be a downer, but fuck your Playbuds in the 90s.
Don't swear, this is a family friendly version of the show. I know, no. I'm trying to make the show reach to more people. We can't do that with potty language.
Are you gonna introduce me? Or are you just gonna be just completely wrapped up in your own little tutu train? I'm gonna be wrapped up in my little tutu train fantasy. You're gonna take it.
We're admiral. I'm not suggesting children's content. Because we don't want war. We don't want war for the children.
We do. Children will understand that there's only rules of law. I've got to do a segment. No, I'm gonna do it.
It's not open to me. And introduce me like a good, coloused and friend would. You're not allowed to swear. No, I'm not allowed to swear.
I want this to be for kids of all ages. All right? I'm gonna enjoy this podcast. All right?
Right. It's starting again. Okay. So you don't do this, Arjun.
Just say Captain. No. I wanna be full-ranked. I'll be ranked off.
Chunk off. Chunk away. Chunk away. Chunk off.
Bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong Bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong bong gong bong gong gong gong gong. Hello boys and girls ladies and gentlemen, welcome to cheap, pew pew. It's the choo-choo train of fun as we go through the town of Charity Shopville and we stop off and we go woohoo. Let's have a look at what you've got in the shop today and here's my friendly-faced co-host Nysman.
It's Mr Eli Silverman. Hello everyone and welcome to my bit which is the Grand Joel. Come into the grand Joel and slide down its slippery slippery sides into the Scramwich, into the Scramwich. And into the mulchy mulchy fibage in the bottom of my grandchild multi-phippage Mulchy fibage, that's what I said.
Is that a new character? No, it's at the bottom of my... No, no, no, it's not all fibage. You're a naughty fibage.
Go away fibage. Look what I'm doing. We don't want your type in round the grandchild anymore. Oh...
Oh, that's good. Pee, dump, pee, pee. What do you think? Grimish, my new favourite character!
Yeah, mulchy fibage. Well, I tell you what, Mr Mulchy fibage, any time you want to come round the grandage hall and get your hands, David. Get me out of here. Get me out of here.
Get me out of here. You're a little grabbin'. You're a little grabbin'. You're a little grabbin'.
You're a little grabbin'. You're a little grabbin'. That's what I like. Oh, I'm laughing, this actually pulls.
I'm laughing. I just didn't know what to do for an intro, so I thought I'd do something for an intro. Oh, I love the grandchild, man. Oh, little grabbin'.
Get your hands deep into the grabbin'. Smow me fibage. Smow me fibage. You don't know how to stay.
You don't know how to stay. You're welcome. Mr. fibage.
Is it a missus? You could get all the music you've been eating. No, you couldn't be my friend. No.
You couldn't be my friend. I am your friend. You can yell me monkey. Paul, save us from this bit.
What are we doing? Hello, yes. Welcome to Cheek Show, the economy comedy podcast. Eventually, we go for the bong of the charity shops at Powelllands.
Paul's Great Britain and beyond to bring you the treasure that we find amongst the trash. And we have some platters today. Don't we from your stock? We have some pearls of treasure.
Chunky pearls of treasure. Yeah. Chunky chunky. Chunky pearls of pleasure.
We have Silverman's Platters. Can we do it? I'm looking forward to it. My favourite segments of the show.
We've got a song which I'd text so many of the boxes that we look for. Yeah. As in novelty. That's mainly what we cover.
Tick. Novelty tick. Huge mooged freak out. Tick tick.
And sound effects. Tickity tock tick tick. And it's a western song. Oh.
Country western. Country western. Which is number four. Yeah.
And it's also a hive of novelty, isn't it? When you think about country western music. There's always a kind of deep novelty vibe to it in some tracks. Absolutely.
That's a convoy. You know, convoy. I think as a genre, I would even go so far as to say. Country western probably has the most novelty tunes.
Maybe. And you have pastiche country. Things like Billy Connolly's DIVO RCE is a country. Yeah.
And that's a big novelty song, isn't it? True. And Wookie Wickey Wild Wild West by Will Smith. I think it lends itself to novelty because it's got a narrative.
A lot of the songs have a sort of narrative structure, don't they? Well, it's the old ballad idea, isn't it? Storytelling song. Yes.
But more so than some other genres such as soul. And even that song we've got the other day on the bus. Camouflage. Oh.
Camouflage. That's Chef Woolly tune that we covered. Yes. He's a sort of country western novelty.
Yes. It's a huge genre for novelty. We've also got a kind of a brand off put it that way. But with an addendum.
I'm not privy to what this is even. I've can see some packets. They look like crisps over there. Yeah.
By the way, Paul. Yes. The League for Snag and Chris. We both have to admit and admit to the listenership now has become a fucking disgrace.
And we've lost contact with the heritage of what that segment used to be. We used to have a very defined and scientifically rigorous set of criteria by which we judged crisps and put them in the pantheon of importance. Paul, you haven't set this what I'm saying. Yeah.
No, I agree that we have shot the bed on the League of Snag and Chris. And we need to look back within ourselves. Look within each other. Can I look inside you?
Look in each other's articles. I need one of those things you can see around corners. No, no, no, no. Look, your nose comes down the side of mine.
You've got one of those things you look over walls with. But it's going around in each other's arseholes. Oh, so it's like a perineums go. Wow.
Wow. I like that. I do. You derailed me.
Down perineums go. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Keeps show.
You don't go to two. I'm the one who decided it's a two. Two, two. That is...
That's good. Well, she swoped, you all welt. Yes, shehack. Listen, oh, she fizzy.
Well, she fizzy? So we got that we got some off brand off with a little addendum and that's very nice But you wanted to say some things about the live show which is now sold out. I want to know it's not sold out But there are very limited tickets now. Oh, well two to go.
They're all wink wink wink. They're all wings on our website They're all links to wings. Yes, wings to wings. We can bumb up links to wing Bumb on the phone.
Why does he bumb on once a week? Well, it's wings pop me eyes bombs and eyes wink. Yeah, but you could any slits You can win any any here we go. I'm down to meters We are meters could win if you're making meters.
Yeah, if you're might be a mess like that if you're if your meters had muscle at your yeah Then your meters could wink good which is a sentence. I really didn't That sentence before you could think it just press your thumb hard down on your tip You can manipulate you can manipulate your meters. I would like to see something with some actual musculature around the corners Yeah, what to give it a smile. Yeah, whatever.
Oh, isn't your meters looking perfect? Or rather long to you know, it's my right carry right so live show get your tickets on our website lovely lovely lovely ticket to selling out Fast less the comedy festival February 2023 also I wanted to put a big shout out in this episode Tom who has channel 84 on YouTube and it's underscore channel 84 on Twitter He has not once but twice say this podcast now once when my hard drive blew up with everything on and I thought shit No, right. I'm just you've been a horrible. I mean come on sometimes there isn't actual whispers.
Yeah, but it isn't it's just all went Oh corrupted all at once. Yeah, so he rescued and saved at least 98% of what was on that and that's brilliant So thank you and secondly when we were recording the Halloween stuff that this soon We're using now got broke because the USB snapped off the motherboard and it looked like it was bad So Tom took it off my hands different time job put it back together good as new here we go fantastic long story short Tom fix it's so on behalf of all cheap show listeners and ourselves Thank you Tom and as per agreement. I will be doing one dodgy Thank you to him. I won't tell you who I've been asked to kill But if they're listening you better check your doors at night well, then you wouldn't be able to kill them if they just check I'm all that you are complete.
Oh, you've he's asked you to kill me. He's winking terrible The world building on that last bit was actually some of the worst I've ever heard you know I will think about your building I'll build a world in your mind what's that mean you don't care about my opinion? I know I don't but people out there agreeing what that you have opinions well that you pretend to be a hitman And then you're like so warning to the person who's meant to be my victim I want you to get away so I don't have to don't kill you so then I don't get paid so I'm not a hitman I'll kill you consistent. Oh, I know what I'm doing.
You completely shut up. I know when he's drunk He's blabed on you asked me to kill you. I'm world-building. He says I'm out He says you owe him money 20,000 pounds and because you haven't paid it up for what?
gambling That's how he's dogs and gambling. That's all you have to the problem you were gambling on dogs dog fighting you are a ball man Oh God dog fighting fuck off two hours going on it. You're like tiny dogs fighting What does the loser happens to the loser? Fuck that dog Happy?
Happy mate that he won't dog fucking I put it in Slipping in so left There we go again with my family friendly approach of this podcast I definitely been the arrival of mulchy It's all way up here. We just we just want you to watch the mary's bg bodgy woo Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls it's time for a micro off brand off Watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch Finish the happy We're doing off brand off it where we take a branded well-known food item and we compare it to it's off brand alternative And usually the way we do that Paul is I is a husband resident super taster Extraordinary we'll taste each the items usually will do a blind taste test Yes of the branded item and of the off branded item without knowing which ones being served to him And then he's asked me that is me that is me that is a taste that I am asked to undertake a number of tasks in My analysis of the food stuffs which I put my mouth for yes I firstly have to say which I think is the branded item and which I believe to be the less quality unbranded item And then completely separately to that poor I will then describe which one is actually the nicest to me resident super tasterly ice augman Yeah, yeah, that's it that was it You get through that usually I used to do very well on this in recent months and years poor you have shot the bed more than a bedbound I've really not done well. No, and I mean the tea one was a bit of an off brand off brand thing It was but it was more the kind of social experiments wasn't it? I have been making my tea the way that we discovered and has it improved your tea since absolutely yes Well, there we go The original article said it works in hard water areas Okay, because it's the hard water that makes it gives it that kind of muddy cardboardy taste when you do it the traditional way We've see okay, so London is a hard water area all of London.
Yeah Oh, yeah, on the whole yeah on the whole you want hard water on the whole spit on the whole water on the whole just get the whole Oh My whole tongue tongue punch my whole debt there. There's only a song everyone ever song any chance I get song come out Right, so we do operand round off before we get there though. I want to just give you a little addendum to this It's a nice little treat so there's a little box this came in the PO box Oh, this is the snack came from the PO box as well and there's a little letter these from the same people Why are you hiding it because it's a nice little surprise and I want you to see at the very last moment He's reading the letter this comes from Nikki a. K.
A at crafty cornfield on Twitter hello Nikki hello Nikki She says hello both enclosed are blank blank blank blank right because I want to hide it also promised some nibbly Nobles which are the snacks we're gonna be trying Oh, the nibbly no please the thing she's made for us and she's made these I'll show you mine first And then I give you the box and you can open yours all right. Oh Food stuff that's been made by Nikki. That's fine. I go first one is my one good act a little marshmallow man Nikki says it's an amigurimi seipoft and agurimi which must be a sort of Japanese mascot style because that's what it looks like So it looks like a little Japanese sports mascot.
Yeah, yeah Perhaps that's what it is a little marshmated marshmallow man And I'll be talking pictures of this on our website really really lovely isn't it lovely cute the way it's done I love it great little nitch going next to my Ghostbusters Teddy I got from the bear workshop now my appetite's been wetted for some kind of knitted so what it's time time to show It's a noodle or you open it up and find out mr. Silverman So open it up open the box for your knitted item because we've taken out its imparts it certainly is It's a good some kind of squid. It's not it's a noodle box with two prawns of fortune cookie and chopsticks It's a knitted noodle box. Yeah the chopsticks.
There's the two chopsticks. There's noodles in there Which are bits of wool. Yeah, it's all knitted. He likes prawns.
Yeah Noodle and it's a little bit of this is fantastic. Isn't it? It's a little knitted cookie and the little noodle carton I think it is it's like one of those Chinese takeaway cartons. Yeah, wait looks it's sort of petal box A little box like a noodle noodle in a box has got a face little face.
He looks a little bit angry But two prawns each with little faces little faces that will also say what's this fortune cookie? It's a big fortune cookie It's a little knitted fortune cookie with knitted noodles and it's a chopstick with a little look They lovey detail which is part of them the fortune cookie fortune. Yeah message is sticking out inside isn't that lovely? Yeah, so Nikki they're wonderful.
Thank you very much for that. We like it when we get nice prezzies Thank you very much, and that's time for the off-brand brand off segments Yeah, well, a little thing lovely little knitted lovely thing. I thank you Pick you on our website the teacher code ok, but Nikki also gave us some nibbly knobbly now explain what Nikki not nipping Explain the Nikki knobbler is nipping of me kniggly kniggly knobbly This is by a company called snack right who I believe make food for all your little one of the other one of those two And it's saucy there are two flavors saucy and spicy nibbly knobbly explain what they are I am I'm getting there now because from this statement I can go on to what they are an off-brand alternative of and that is please Nick Nacks by doesn't say who makes knickknacks It's KP I know I bought by lay well I'm saying probably that makes skips weak crunchies and discos who's that then because it says on the back How do you try to other great snack brands look at the small print is walkers? I bet it's walkers which are free so lay Let me see it's KP dying system anymore They make nuts.
Yeah, they're cool You can still buy KP not I don't know who makes knickknacks is it Smith's who makes this goes? It might be walkers. I think you're right to walkers It's just there's no brand new of walkers on that package I've never realized before almost as if they were shady like very strange You will be surprised what I discovered what it says distributed by Tato snacks potato I think I was in the Irish crisp so that they make wheat crunchies and discos and skips now then weird make everything We know about snacks is slowly getting thrown out the fucking window. It's that strange We would prance about and go oh we're the king of snacks and crisps and every single week now we bring it back up We're shown to be fucking fools.
It is It is they must be KP invites versa, but they have fall down the rabbit hole. We're gonna go I thought KP had been swallowed up by Unilever or something like that No, they all get munched up into one big thing now. What's a knickknack? What's a knickknack and knickknack?
Oh what Cheetos are in America, so it's a knobbly corn finger Mr. Fiddage you said you go back to your well Nick, I gotta go back down the way you can't have dried foods in your well because they they get all sod and you got any It's all mulching. I'll pour the dog down 11. I tell you what I tell you what I've got lemon curd now Mix it with some yogurt and I'll pour it down your well.
I'll go down You can't have dry food so poor I can't only have wet food. Oh, yeah, yeah absolutely anything slightly anything wet yeah No dry food. It's a meat. It's fine.
It's what kind of wet me is though. I don't know like a piss steak or something Piss steak is that all you've got? I'm coming with gold here with my garden you go out with this steak I think we've under explained to our worldwide listeners Yeah, but they came in a variety of flavors would it be fair to say Paul they're very much I say Paul I'm going to say Paul. I'm going to say Paul.
What'd it be fair to say? Yeah, Nick That's a very much a heritage sort of nostalgia When they first come into existence I believe you need to look it up. Come on This is what I mean about the Chris coverage on this show Paul, you know We need to step it up a bit if something's important is Nick next I mean I love him is what I have to say I did always loved Nick next they seem to me to be a forgotten stack people Go on with the icon, but you don't really hear about them in the public consciousness as much as you used to they don't have the same cash A nostalgic Lee as something like your monster munch do right Nick next to a type of extruded corn snack through did I look through yeah, previously manufactured by soonest acts in the UK the snack was introduced as crunchy What's it with a cheese flavor in 1981? I fucking remember that the Cheetos Were you remember that so crunchy what's it?
We're then trying to be cheetos or cheetos in this concert? I was six at the time and I have a vague memory of that of fucking but before she watched it I remember what he wants it Continue the brand was purchased by golden wonder in 87 and then salty United biscuits in 2006 in December 2012 United biscuits agreed to sell the KP snacks brand including Snicks Snacks to the European into snack group as of 2021 Nick Nacks are made in three flavors So previous owners round trees soon as gold one it's been passed about as it has been passed about like a football I don't know how to potato. Yeah, there's there's sales must be sort of steady But declining ribbon saucy nice and spicy that's the two flavors that they have now. No, they've also got the other fishy one Scampy lemon.
Yeah, they still got that you see it nice and spicy cream and cheesy scampy lemon ribbon saucy with a nit-mid 90s flavors Yeah, the packaging of scampy lemon contained an ironic stiff all the stink statement. Yes encouraging consumers to bin the packaging responsibly Because it's stank of fish. Yeah, stifle the stink and it's all that old joke about oh, you know, so my finger Yeah, like you know, where's your finger bin? It's been in a day.
It's been like, you know, they did a naughty and saucy flavor of Nick Nacks naughty and saucy Yeah, for a limited time at tomorrow to a main age flavor containing aphrodisiac ingredients, which is 0.01% Garana seed extract Garana yeah, you know, it's caffeine essentially, okay, they usually haven't used in those garana cans They drink it stop drinking something that you sexy as it. Yeah in the way that caffeine used to be It doesn't it doesn't turn you on it. Just I used to do Corona. Mate, you're on poor scampy and lemon without fashion came back in 2002 was sold Then was placed by creamy and cheesy in 2006 and 2008 it was phased out to make room for pickle and onion flavor Yeah, however, scampy lemon remains a multi-packs pickle and onion however has been discontinued and also I've been saying grab bags of scampy lemon recently So maybe honestly, yeah, I've seen one quid large bags of scampy lemon on the shelves this year Bill Plimpton made a bunch of animated cartoons for Nick Nacks in the 90s He was going to the MTV segments wasn't he like kind of hand drawn look, okay, you know We're heads would grow and then would be that kind of stuff.
Yeah, very familiar iconic look I wasn't aware of it was subsequently followed by upon to about first describing our ugly the snack lot It's almost like pop noodle. They've gone down the sort of subversive, you know, edgy so to speak Form five, you know what I mean? They've gone for a sort of gimmicky shocking sort of yeah It's weird like this one effort in 2005 had an advertising tagline saying eat the freak and was a set across channel ferry I was a modern parody of alien where a passenger eats a knickknack only to have explode from his stomach and begin dancing to the freak by she I remember that I was fucking cool. That was excellent.
That's first thing I'm gonna do when I get back is get some decent I I Hang yes, it's more tangy. It hasn't got any chili heat. No, I'm saying yeah, so here's the thing I've got in my hands now spicy knippling novels and nice and spicy knacks I'm gonna give one of these now to Eli he'll taste absorb say open the other packet. Yeah, I'm open and both It's not my first rodeo in the operand brand off stadium, right?
So no, just say to me, can you describe to me is a big difference in the shape of these two not that big a difference They look similar enough that if you didn't know which was coming out the pack you wouldn't know I will say the huff in one bag is greatly more diminished in the second But whether that's which one or the other I'm not gonna say but one was ponky and was not so ponky I'm gonna give you your first one now now. You just assume if you're just going by assumptions You'd assume that the half would be less strong on the knockoff. Yeah, so I'll be doing my own little snuffle E like a snuffle test put your hand out. I'm a thought my nibbly knobbly in your hand This is nibbly knobbly one.
Well, it's a good nibbly knobbly. They knock off ones are called nibbly knobbly So isn't it nibbly knobbly necessarily? It's just no one like saying the nibbly knobbly It's truly corn, it's truly corn, it's actually a knob gag. It's extruded corn snack number one.
Yes I'm getting a half already when you place it on I got that sweet tomato-y time very well well finger put it on well Oh, that's got a lovely nostalgic warm tangy tomato-y herby. Oh, it's a very nice crisp. It's for I think that adds a lot to the flavor From the half I think you know what it's a very nice smell, but to me that doesn't smell like a nice spicy knick-mack There's something missing. So I suspect this is the knockoff.
Just a half ago. I've been so bad on this I just have to go my gut these days for eating it and it's now time for him to evaluate the thing in his mouth It's crunchy. It's very crunchy very crunchy or fine crunchy, you know, expectively country is good again It doesn't it doesn't have that real crunch, you know, there's almost crystalline bits that you go for that you expect slightly softer Then I would like maybe and also it's got a nice flavor Yes But it just seems to me that it isn't the exact nice and spicy flavor that I know and from the slight texture discrepancy and that slightly off Like not often a bad way just different. Yeah, I would say that that is a knockoff But that is just my first impression.
I can change my mind I need to I need to have water right he's having a sack of water to clear his palate He resumed the position try and get an extruded corn snack of a similar size I am all over it This is the moment of truth here when you get the second item and I don't want to I don't want to be I want to be able to revise my opinion All right here we go first one with the next extruded corn snack. Yeah, give us an extruded corn snack Oh, it's got some weight to it. It's to be fair. That's the biggest one in the pack.
How you thinking? How you feeling? He's having a snuff of the of the of the smell is not as nice and it's not as strong But it smells much more like a knick-knack and I think I think the half on the knockoffs was stronger for you I think that's what happened because that smells like that smells like a nice and spicy knick-knack well But it's very much got a much less range the half, you know what I mean? Yeah with that first one I was getting the half for here with my hand down by my tits sort of thing, you know what I'm saying?
But this you have to go right close up. It's more musty and it's more like an actual knick-knack pull and I'm pretty I'm feeling pretty confident That there's no so it's not actual knick now and now I'm gonna go in for the taste now, okay? Yeah much crunchy much harder crunch Right so which one was the nibble knobbly and which one was the first one was the nibble knobbly and the second one was the knick-knack Mate, I'm so sorry to say this, but once again, you've been proven right Yes, I knew it I knew it I'm good on the crisps But okay, you agree with what I'm saying. Yeah, there's less near from these yeah the real ones and they are much crunchier Have you tasted both?
Yes, I have yeah, they're softer aren't they but okay? So here's the question now a nice taste and smell but it isn't the same, you know, it is the same Would you be happy with buying nibble knobbly's on a budget back in the game because they were in the fucking game absolutely Yeah, they're just different the crab bag was a quid from Tesco's and then that I mean I presume that much bigger power Can we choose the weight on those nibble knobbly's compared to knick knick knacks? That is 80 grams 80 grams compared to knick knacks 45 so you're paying a lot more for the lens for the knick knacks whereas I think I mean I don't know what the price of those snack right once where I bought perfectly good snack if you want to Say a bit of money buying more with them. They're not off-putting right in any way.
They're really pleasant So very quickly let's try out the sauce you know I mean about they're having more half as well It's just I'm used to that and it the texture is slightly different as well The amplitude thing that we always talk about isn't it you say the amplitude is better on the real deal No, that what you're missing is what you notice when you're having the sniggly knobbly Yeah, you're missing that element also the texture now that I've gone back and comparing them again And I'm going the real knick next the texture is really good on the real ones And that really is missing they're too soft and not crunchy enough all right well Then have one of the saucy knibly knobbly's then to end on what have you done half already? Yeah, what do you think fine? I mean, it's not as strong out the knick knacks in the bag was not as good I'm getting vinegar and sort of there's a sort of fishing is not fishing a sort of no I don't give me scampi fish batter sort of smell Do you know what I mean though? Yeah, it's a fried fish sort of batter smell which is come off these knockoffs Yeah, which is they all bow for them.
Yeah, and it's missing from the real deal. Mm. How have I tasted them now? Have a saucy which is basically what the doughnuts smell donuts smell yes, it is it's a olive ball and can't think do you see what I mean?
That fried dough sort of thing batter sort of smell yeah, you like after 308 episodes. I know what you mean I thought it was like they're really nice but again overall those profile flavors aren't like a petite So they're not my go-to snack bought as a snacks go perfectly fine nice mouth feel great value and how much are these? I don't know I could look it up right now. Do you want me to look it up?
Yeah, I want to make a wider point about the whole importation of American snack food to the UK which has been happening and people are paying upwards of seven eight quid over bags of crisps like And essentially it's exactly the same thing these are exactly the same thing. I don't know yeah different flavors Yeah, definitely different quality of corn. Do you know I'm getting that yes? I do like I know you get up I'm just making a point that you know if you enjoy a corn snack product don't be don't you know pay eight quid with some cheap No, there's no need to there's really no need to all you really doing it like it makes it a luxury item when it's a fucking bag of Cheetos and these are cheap and get them from little yeah, I can't find a price online I'm fine.
They're definitely not it's not definitely not like free quiz. Okay, so a big bag is a quid certainly online. It's a quid 80 grand bag for the nibbly knobbly. Yeah, these bags are you getting double for the basically the same price they're a quid Yeah, they're much better value as well.
That's how much they're selling for on this website online shop So it might be different in all your little wherever they were bought from I'm just saying it's gonna be hugely different those Considering you're getting more for the same price and ultimately it's not that different a flavor. It's like it's a perfectly good legitimate replacement That's the point I'm making I'm saying not only are those perfectly acceptable alternative to knickknacks Yeah, they are perfectly acceptable alternative to these vastly overpriced imported Cheetos that you get you expecting anyone? No, oh Hello, come on in come on. He's a he's coming in now.
I'm going oh hello. Oh, hello. Mr. Brandoff nice to see you.
How are things? Around the old place How is it? So I'm Jimmy's awfully good with fucking out You obviously knew we were just doing a brand off and it's nice to say you can award Eli today What is it you do when you come on here? I just get paid because it's my segment.
Yeah, what do you do? You come in after we do a taste test and then I thought you should like bestow something on some I just go hello. I well done. Did you get it right?
Yes, he did he like you can tell himself. Yeah, right Richard. I got it right. Yeah, you did very well this week Well done.
Well, that's fine. And just put the money in the yeah, I put the ten of it. I put the ten of it I'll put the ten of it I know it used to be five hundred fifty five pound, but then since having the time with you know murdering cat members Well, I'm talking about all that stuff all those stuff over here that you've done that somehow still you still get away with it Just gone down to a tenner just send it by courier to the roundabouts on the M25 new Yeah, yeah, see you yeah today one wants to know Yeah, I wanted to see how are you anyway, what you up to these days? Well, you know getting by like I say We've I mean aren't me and Jimmy and all the other original Oh, you get characters.
Yeah, yeah, yeah Notice how a lot of attention has been afforded to these copy characters and they even had their own place So, you know what to be fair that's been out of our hands somewhat because we had a hand that wasn't on us They just marched in it started taking up squatter rice basically I mean don't get me wrong. They still in there with the cheeky. They moved it all out. They've got some uhq Is there anything left in there rough rough no paneling all gutted leaky Ken came over took everything I mean he's just you know, he's on the job.
He's done some terrible work for me over the years He lives he's cashing hand in it with him. So hold the interior of the pistol is in yeah I love that got him terrible job terrible terrible bad, but only the terrible problems with dab in there rough Yeah, there was a little bit of darkness. It was a mold thing in the basement. Yeah piss mold the worst Yeah Anyway, that's a new one for you, isn't it?
Well piss mold eating you like this and like I drink it. I didn't know you drank it I thought it was a splash in your eyes kind of thing. It's very good. It's not a good for the libido rough rough a lady piss Well, it's good to drink.
That's all I'm saying. Anyway, look those characters are move out. I don't know where they've gone So it's not to do with us anyway, I mean I heard from Arthur point there up to no good, but he just believed me messages Yeah, well, yes Independent of Arthur points all of the original characters have decided we want to raise our profile and also raise some funds Maybe we don't want I want to get off that fucking roundabout. It's a terrible place to live Yes, yeah, yeah, rough rough terrible.
We have decided for charity to do a telephone rough wait So you can add a bit of variety a bit of show piss, you know Jimmy's calling people up and we're gonna put on some some brilliant shows Song dance novelty acts everything rough rough raise money for a charity raise money for some chardonnies. Oh, thank you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. No, can we I know about that. Oh, you will.
Yeah, well, that's what I was gonna ask. Yeah, no, I thought we would do anything Oh, we for Christmas. Oh, I'm not too fucking yeah, we'll present it. That's okay.
So I can depend on you to to present the show Yeah, we'll introduce the characters I'll go thank you very much. Bye. Bye. Yeah, bye then.
Yes, I'll post it on the way out tonight Off he goes, yeah, he was weirdly amiable there positive and upbeat. Yeah, that's what's up to something I don't know there's a fever in his eyes. I noticed there's something there's something going on But if they're gonna do a telephone, that's nice isn't it raise a bit of money charity? I'm happy to do that.
Yeah, yeah, well come out. No, I don't think you know how squeeze some stuff I think you're overstepping the mark. We do you watch you are an occult creature of the netherworld and I'm gonna put a sacrificial Special chalk circle around your bog your grandchild Get back in oh, you're very scary in the end you see the eyes go white and then he's a demon Even the bug creature he likes certainly is he doesn't like it when you've got salt on his rim No, you don't but that's what you have to do to keep him in there That's not what I said in yeah, otherwise he just dominates he gets full of himself the more slime and grunts you feed him He kind of like we gotta keep an eye on face ghost and spirit of the way, you know, yeah, yeah, oh, that's a good that's a reference Isn't it right good. Well we've learnt two things.
Oh, Nick Nax knock off Nick Nax, but also on the Nick Nax positive side Yeah, I was at they are very distinctive and I was able to you know, I mean yeah, they're not fooling anyone But they're not trying to just say here's a cheap role to kind of So if you want the true taste of Nick Nax you can't go you should go for Nick Nick Nax brick I was gonna say that I was going to go to do anything about the dogs own a dog about red rocket It's back again. It's not we go everywhere on this podcast, but it always returns to sex with dogs It does I'm trying to stop it. I really am Now I Came go And that was a safe version everybody the edited one is never getting by anyone It's Silverman splatters the platters that matter the songs that scatter in your mouth Silverman splatters will they splatter splatter and I'm getting fatter down south He's getting stiffer. No, it's nothing right someone's platus ball.
Yes, or should I say silverman's platter platter why singular platter today? It's just a one-platter. It's just a little one. Just a little one.
Just a little one. Just a one-platter today Can I just say before you start I have a tails from the transport tells from the transport a very three people farted on me No, two people and then there was a grumble. There was a grumble. There was a party in the distance on my journey in I take two lines The Metropolitan and then the picker Dilly right and I change it as a line.
I like Metropolitan It's quieter over ground a lot. Yeah, it's over ground. You see the world rushing by Whoa whoa, but it has those seats so seats that I'm not interested to my seats with moving on I had three instances of grunted today Now one over the years you seem to be a person who for some reason or other strangers feel comfortable to fart around now I don't know Look at him. What a pasty boy.
I'm gonna get my right. It's bizarre. They feel like they won't be any and this goes back years It's the track them there was that guy let off and you almost Park the car park at the car boot challenge. Yeah, we're sitting there looking at you That's a long man just walks back and like oh mate and it was real bad.
It was pretty bad now It's don't give hot dogs. You remember the smell now. I'm just imagining it smelling of hot dogs like hot dog water Yeah, hot dog water now was only smell today. Yeah, there was detectable smell three detectable taste out for me the three incidents One I'm on the Metropolitan line coming in chuffity chuff chuffity chuff and old man six nets to me He looks nice enough get a mask on fair play to him little old man I'm sitting there and I didn't hear anything but I felt it and I felt that bubble of air that passes through fabric And I felt the vibration was right negative and then this smell this kind of stewed cabbage Oh, this Rick.
It was like a baby's nappy kind of smell He's just sitting there mind alone business. He's looking this way in that way. I mean well in my throat Terrible No, man, any but make it felt it felt like there was a lot more to that You know what I get up a move in those instances. Well, unfortunately, there wasn't many places to move and sit too No, I can't take it.
I can't once I was really Talk about someone homeless got onto the bus and thanks I bad I had to get off and then I got another bus This is the middle of the night and another bus and someone else I could smell their breath And I was you know when he started looking for it. Yeah, I can't believe I had to go off two buses because of odor alone Oh, they're alone. I didn't I love shit. Oh, do I loan?
Right, so that's part one bad bad very bad very very very like Sunday dinner kind of stink It's not acceptable. That's not acceptable thing in society to do but he's an old man Maybe he couldn't control it members. Maybe his arse was just baggy how old I mean Oh, he was like frilly look like a scalar. It's probably old.
Yeah, let long. It's all gone. There's no strength to control It's just it's flapping in the wind. It's literally it's just an open goal in it.
It's just like a sea lion at the circus It's just like a sea lion asking for fish at the circus Number two the asking for fish detail. I got me things number two right number two smoke like number two Hey, this is the thing I got off a Baker Street because that's a change line for the boring reason and get the circle right I don't you mean the bag of it? Yeah, so I got off I got off a clue No metropolitan went through to the circle in this trick line Oh, you changed yeah, it stopped at Baker Street So I had to get off and then make the rest of the way to Kings Cross right so oh no I have to walk it's fine It's a little pathway from this platform to the circle line little pathway However, I don't know what's going on at Baker Street Well that little pathway that little tunnel down to the thing stunk of the rawest shit caked sewage It was just like there must be a leaking pipes on where there's a whole corridor really stinks of shit There's a huge men's loo in Baker Street, isn't it? Yeah, you find you don't find you see those like pairs of shoes in there remember that There's a big thing and there's all like science saying don't be bombing in here Well, I went in there once late night coming home and when I went in there was just one man And he was just standing against the wall by the sink whistling.
That's all he was doing. That's I couldn't be It's so desperate to go. I mean I got in there. I got in there.
The performance did not come. That's the sinister as fuck so but So this was just this was just a pipe. It's my tunnel rather than it was a tunnel of shit tunnel smelt It was a walkway of scat. So it wasn't anyone who'd farted.
No, okay. It was an overall honk of Rod Ross come on third thing so I'm walking through that was bad It's like I just walk out from one stink now. I'm walking through another like a trial of fire, you know Hold it breath for those 20 seconds Oh, so it was bad get on the train get on the next one get to pick a dilly getting on the pick a dilly line or coming out of the station on the platform Escalator lady in front of me big lady. Are you joking?
She's just a man literally as the steps, you know adjust as they go I'll level to you almost at my level right and then I got this I don't know if I can be creative but it was a I Was really kind of airy yeah Right in my face This one was kind of fishy. Oh, man. You've really done it and then I kind of stepped aside walk past and in a bit You way way I gave a good time I gave her a taunting and it was grim and so I was attacked thrice right But twice by actual identifiable villains. I could put I could put my finger on it.
Yes, you're right I could put my finger on the source I feel for you Paul, but I do think they should become a semi regular statement shouldn't be don't say it my life should not be who's Fotted in Paul's face this week. He said we were in Bristol remember in that you Know it's right shop as in Brighton some thought right up stop coming out of a charity job Yeah, and then when I was on my knees in the records another guy left a little Tommy speaker then yeah, and they I don't know how much poop Particles from a foreign source I can take because when you're on your wafting of Lovely lovely grave in high-end I just applied yeah, yeah, but what is it to be else's like you know yours? Oh, I know this region I don't fart into your face. No, no, no you do however when we're sitting the same room Lean over poops of trench your leg crack and I Then you squeeze out something that sounds like tearing sofa level.
It's just bad now Now that was my tails from the transport tells from the transport I don't know those don't want us to become a thing where if you see me in the street and you're No, please don't go far around front off. No don't chunk one off or don't pull a chunk off though now I you've you've experienced that. Oh, it's truly that corn snack. Yeah, all right, so That's off we're talking about a platter today poor.
Yeah, it's for us to decide if you're new to the show everyone Silverman's platters is where we talk about records essentially Sure shop finds things that the dear listeners sometimes send us yes That's very nice. It ends up some days. This is one I found in a charity shop Mmm, you're on other day in pleasure then and it's called what it is called little man. Oh, I see why it appealed Yes, because it's after I am a little man.
Yes, you're thinking. Oh, it's a shark about me. It's me. It's about me I'm a little man.
Maybe I do If I wish I'm to call my own listeners who are new to show that's pulled by life. Yeah, why and give People to the show they have long since checked out by this point probably around a bit where we had mulchy Fibbage, yeah, the demon well-dweller I'm actually like my friends film is a bit like that. Don't spoil it. It's a great big monster is essentially No, okay, if Ben looking for pictures for his next film we should pitch multi-fibbage research It's pretty cos it's sort of hontology 70s to children's TV.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, with folk horror Yeah, that era is about Bob Montsera in a field round the back of this old man I'm a house or something. But maybe he's also been co-opted by a TV creator and put on TV as well. Oh That could be great. It could be great.
He's a little man. He's all friendly We've any turn yeah, and then he turns yeah little man and it's by an artist called Logan Smith Logan Smith who we did the research And there's almost nothing about him on my buckle But it's called the label is interesting as well because it says brand X and then it has a little in brackets a little tagline That's other label because it's a subsidiary label of what is it Nashville something or are these an SD Nashville sound distribution something like that National sound distribution. Yeah, well either way They mostly dealt with country and western music because they're out of Nashville, which is the home of country Yes, and had the grand old opry was in Nashville. I mean it really is the way a conalingas was invented Notch ville don't fight that laugh you tried to fight it.
It's poor poor. I mean it's not up to your standards I mean not fish presently Name you some natural artists all of the big country names in Nashville. Okay, so like Dolly Parton. Okay, what am I asking for?
To make it make it dirty. Yeah, it's a dolly part and maybe it's a dildo part and dildo parting Well, see that was good you man. Wayland Jennings way chabbings Well, even use yourself No good pull that's good. Can we get to this?
Last wank in his mind Little laugh wank in his mind little euphoric moment But who was Dolly Parton's partner? Maybe she was on that TV show for years It's a country record everybody Right now when I bought this the other day Yeah, I played the B side first B side is an instrumental well as we've often discovered on novelty tracks the B side's usually got a bit more integrity Yes, especially with cutting records and we talked about that sub genre before yeah cutting record instrumental B side Yeah, this is very much in that ilk isn't it? Yeah quite nice instrumental a little bit of a Yeah, yeah, it's country, but it's got a lot piano and it's kind of soulful. Isn't it?
Yeah, are you gonna be sure we play a bit that first? We should break them because it's not just your average common or garden country western song There's a little bit of moving in it is a lot of a moon and sound effects I'm only gonna play like a minute of this sport. I'm gonna pick a bit that encompasses everything within this song that we like so the jingly Jack, well, there's the thing I don't like the mix of it Well, I feel like the music the musical part doesn't fit the vocal part It doesn't have a kind of punch it kind of is like it's just a kind of dead backing track that he's riffing on about being a little man The move and the move the move pops through yeah, you can get the move But then it kind of over it kind of over eggs everything I mean, I know what you mean about the mix, but I think in terms of sort of standard of musicianship Oh, yeah, that's really good. And did you notice at the end they do that sort of repeated phrase?
Yeah, it's got a bit of flair the way that they play the end to be a weird mix with I think you should play the end as well as The beginning play to say I'm not I'm gonna play one second I'm gonna play the bit I fucking like and if people want to know I'll put a link into the video on YouTube All right, it is worth checking out the whole song It's a story song about he's a little man Mm-hmm and he goes and he's traveling with his wife Yeah, and he goes into bar and some starts on the big guy starts on it Yeah, and then his wife starts on the guy basically and then his dog starts on the guy a lot of these are just excuses to get sound effects in There is a lot of sound effects of boings and waffles and all sorts and then his wife gets hit by a plank The guy hits his wife with a plank which is very nice. Yeah, it's not very nice. Don't do that But you have the classic boy Yeah, which is like a cartoon. I love it and basically it starts with this which you'll play which is this stream move figure really Squelchy as fuck knows squelchy move.
It's a proper farty squelchy move proper But then I am convinced Twelchy move may because there are a lot of sound effects for the things that happening in the story Yeah, dog, and they wouldn't come from a moocos and then there's I'm sure some of them have made by the move It's not all but I'm pretty sure you think you think see what you think but the first one we go Where it's he came from summer cold and you have this sort of wind icy wind that's definitely done on Maybe more like and I think the police turn up at some stage and then you hear sirens They're definitely done on the move as well. All right, but there's a gun-shocking though I'm not the dog bark and the maybe the gunshots I don't think you could do it all by mitt fiddling with a skilled technician on a move can do it all sorts of things I just don't I mean fair enough but to my ear some sound to a very more Obviously I'm just sounding more like a sample. Yeah, drop it interesting. I let's play this booger It's called little man We were sitting at the table about half south on the biggest mountain the whole earth house water glass up here down in front of my sweet White Bess Well, I accidentally happened so I let him alone but he done it again and the fight was on everybody likes to go on the egg I'm a little man Hit him in a belly and I hit him in a chin Hit your stoner and look at me and grin and I and you got me a while hit by the table From a sweet little white waist to go to pounce and when she eating me hit the ground she's getting a little harder than me I'm a little man We're gonna come up swinging like a figure you couldn't eat knock my wife just as far as you could Graw a stupid table and put them in the little boys room Well, I hit him in a teens with a bottle of beer and I've seen you die in the steer You don't never want to rest may you do little man And that's all we know about it because there's very little online about there is fuck all about this man But we do know disc clogs say that they're gonna play a bit of the B side Do I can do that please just play a little bit now just so they get a flavor of this a little bit of the B side So lovely nice nice nice nice nice and chill But that's what I mean the quality of musicianship does seem to be apparent on both sides Okay, the playing is good definitely on that B side a poor you found out disc clogs The B side is attributed to actually a group.
Yeah, it's a good self. It's attributed to him Logan Smith the group of called what? I don't know. Can you look fuck sake Logan Smith little man Discogs right so down on the farm with the B side That's right.
Yeah, so the same two sides originally released on Astro 6,003 around 1970 I was released on a different label put separately the B side is an instrumental incorrectly credited to Logan Smith There's actually by Blackwell whose memberships include John rabbit bun drink. They've obviously a very accomplished Sort of country instrumental outfit. Oh, isn't that funny? That's miss miss attributed because that's what happened when we looked into those cut up besides was all over the place as well Wasn't it yeah the single came out in 70 1970 so originally yeah down on the farm was released a year earlier Oh, there you go, but there's not much more than that about Logan mode is no Wikipedia There's nothing so I went to the YouTube page good and I spoke with the comments It was kind of weird because it feels like a lot of these people are discovering this one for the first time like oh This is good and some people like seem to have a knowledge of Logan Smith like a personal knowledge What happened to him?
I know his wife was cool Yeah, on YouTube you look to the video someone goes I played this with Logan a thousand times and someone goes He married to Sandy Smith don't know Sandy Smith is yes Logan and Sandy were married in the early 60s Then someone called dad says oh this peaked at number 63 in 1974 Which seems to be strange is the record which is odd awesome tell me more about Sandy Smith what happened to her Well, this is this is the thing right someone says I remember being pretty popular was anywhere have any more information Logan and Sandy and then this is a badly written reply But I'll I'll pass some info doesn't yeah, so Logan passed away in hospital at least 15 years ago with Sandy following a few years later We sat around his bed and sang and visited him as he was heading out implying that you know He's dying yeah, he was in a coma put his sister who claims he was psychic and then put a winky smiley face in the message said He was hearing us. I love that detail that this the psychic was saying. Oh, yeah, he's hearing us She's trying to reassure everyone while they're grieving I guess that's the sort of is that a nicer side of being a psychic the fakeness of it I made that's a deep question because some people like it's bringing peace to people who are What she was doing there is different from setting up a business as a medium and He was saying oh no, he can hear us. It's good.
It's good for here She's they're grieving there. So what if he's saying yeah, I can hear you fucking mouth I want some peace don't you fucking singing at me or if she might the fake side it might be saying oh he's telling you Yeah, he can hear us and it's great and he's saying leave me money in the world Yeah, he says just Just put your cock in his limb hand and do back and forth. I'm gonna film it She was related Paul. Yeah, we usually says this off right so they talk about that then someone else goes yes Thanks I just found this video because I was watching a documentary about how the police abused Sandy and raided their house because she was growing Plans that they claim look like marijuana, but it wasn't actually gone though lovely lady Someone replies who posted the video saying Sandy got a good lawyer and turned it around on them Helly cop the SWAT teams and everything stuff that did not even look like pot but they took garbage bags full of it to be sure He's in then someone goes yeah power corrupts the police make me sick glad Sandy got here day and courting turned it around Wow, so she's a lady falsely raided.
I want to watch was growing something else But the funny thing is in this is do we think Sandy is a big woman as described in the song? He describes his wife being 200 well They put a link to a song Sandy did elsewhere on YouTube. Oh, let's see So I'm just gonna find for that because there's a link to that. I'm interested because she might be a good singer Video Big Willie Nelson big booty.
This isn't Sandy sure She on this big Sandy. She's a woman in the video. She's behind the bar. I think it's that one.
Yeah, she is big girl Oh, that's his wife. Yeah, it's fun. She's a video with Willie Nelson. That's funny.
Willie Nelson of course What was his sex thing they then Willie Willie Dick Dixon It's just Willie Nelson Fanny Nelson Everyone's happy for Eli so I think it was one more thing. She was a big girl She was a bit like large March from Pee Wee's big adventure So if you want to so that's a little detail we discovered as well that he is actually talking that song although it's a silly novelty song It's a some way autobiographical isn't it? Yeah, because his wife is actually big and probably larger than him He's a little man and then there's that's it And then someone's put some quotes in well I hit him in the belly and I hit him in the chin and he just stood there and looking me in grin And I knew I got a wild cat by the tail or my sweet little wife weighs 200 pounds and she hit him He hit the ground she can hit a little harder than me because I'm a little man Yeah, you know what it's not bad. It's not a bad lyric.
It's quite a sort of engaging little comic-dity Yeah, it's like you know you mess with me you mess with my big wife Yeah, and that's funny chins him and the move comes in the beginning But then there's a little moog solo interlude which I appreciate the move like represents the woman Sandy I think maybe just put up there. So they look at Sandy think about about about about about I like the whole efficiency the way they had a move and they used it for the sound effects Yeah, use it for like the instrumentation as well. I don't want between what you just It's when you were putting that dildo up there It's too big for the ring but we can't find anything else out about this But I thought that was funny because that thing about her getting raided by the police was almost like an incident like in their song The police turn up in the song as well. So it's all I'm sorry I wasn't listening make I was literally just looking through a national music article with more poor names such as One's called big and rich I'm leaving that one for notchville.
You've killed my drink Williams wank wank wank wank wank wank wank willy jamb Whank willy jamb Oh Come on then Paul. Let's wrap this up now I need from you to tell me whether you believe this week's at Silverman's platter. Nochville is a platter or a splatter Mmm. I mean, it's I'll go first clearly a platter for me.
I had fucking lovely swelchy farty move. Oh, yeah, that's what I'm torn on I don't know if I want to be a platter or splatter. Why because I don't particularly like the song that much, but it's a curio Overall cumulatively make me want to give it a splatter. We you've given much worse records than this.
Yeah, maybe I'm just a little bit Being a bit tough on it. I'm not being a dick. I'm trying to give you my honest opinion. I don't know I'm on the fence.
I'm right in the splinters platter for me, and I'd recommend it well that's all we've got time for for this segment I'm off to listen to some lovely nochville music stop trying so hard Paul They want to see behind the mask behind the wanky mouth. Yeah, and see the real person. Yeah inside. Yeah, yeah We're chipping Right, that's the end of the cheap show for the week we've run out of time, but we'll see you next Friday So until then take care of yourself take care of everyone just do some admin first shall we so mad?
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