I already apologize for my legs to the room, but I'll do it. I don't see legs. I hate your legs. You knew he was going to attack your legs.
Well, I've already, but that's the front one. Now I'm like watching the, what's the back surprise one? I like, honestly, I will say that you have Adverge the beautiful calves. Thank you.
Not too big. He were an average. Well, I mean, but beautiful followed it. So it's, I don't mind that quality.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You're caught up on the average word. I'm like, so, you know, yeah.
Yeah. I see. Well, your legs have, and not making fun of you at all. Yours are way better than mine.
You look pretty good. Your legs. Yeah, your product is way better than mine. But what I'm going to say with yours is that it's got a little, which I like about it.
It has a pink overtone to it. Well, and if you look closely, first of all, thank you. I don't mean to just raise over that. Like it's not that.
It's also good for bruises. It's trans, it'll show a bruise really well. Right. Like so.
Are you anemic? I don't know, but probably. You know, if you're a woman, though, what I would, what I like about you is is that. Is it like guy?
No, but because of your legs, if you're a woman, you would have bright pink nipples. I think. Are they? And as a woman, I'll say that to those like me.
Yeah. Is your nipples right now pink or is it. Can their pink? Yeah.
That's what the vibe is. I don't know the cat, Dix. You have two cat sticks up there. Yeah, yeah.
That big size nipple color of cat. Yeah. Interesting. Do you have cats?
I have one cat. Oh, so you know that they have barbed dicks. Is there are your nipples barbed? I don't believe I think that's where the difference is start.
Yeah. Yeah. As barbed is a cat. Let's get clear.
What's barbed mean? Well, it means that if there if there is a point as between two cats, the barbed ensures that the penis stays locked in. I wish I have a bar. I would love a barbed myself.
I don't need to. Yeah, yeah, I'm a slippery fucker. I would love to be either. Yeah, I would love to get hooked.
What is this a barbed? I See a lot of differences between what I said in the cat yeah That obviously like a game of thrones. Yeah, that thing looks lethal. It's like the thing that digs to the center of the earth Oh, right like a core the core.
Yeah, you see the movie the core. I haven't but I feel like I'm Not standing to chief Anna. I love the two. Yeah, I don't love his CNN thing.
Oh, you don't know Yeah, I refuse to watch it like a water down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a great actor. Just eat feta cheese pizza Yeah, yeah, so um Gareth Reynolds. Let me We'll start we're gonna keep all that stuff in but um, let me start the program.
Okay, then don't say anything to say and to say your name What is your podcast called again? Am I allowed to answer that? Yeah, you can't let's call the dollop a big one It's the dollops around for how do you not know that I'm not it's yes, it's fine. Let's not get because I think this I don't even think I suppose we talk I think this is what my problem with you is oh boy the dollop So it's like that so um anyway begin Five four three two one and welcome to the another episode of Tiger Valley.
I'm your host Bobby Lee Jr People don't realize that but my dad's name is Bobby and I'm a junior and people never realize that no one calls me Gr. No one calls me junior your dad goes by Robert, right? Yeah, but still my name is Robert as well I've seen your passport and birth certs and Bobby. Yeah, okay.
You seen him I I have a folder and keeper of all important information. Yeah, okay, so I'm wrong about that I'm not a junior. Yeah, but I thought Robert and Bobby was a you don't have a J or an R Is Robert and Bobby not the same thing they are but once I it's like Richard and dick right but what's on your birth cert? Birth cert yeah, I think but I think it's the Koreanism that fucked up because my dad didn't know like I think my dad wanted a junior But he doesn't know these Korean rules.
He's like oh just to put Bobby on the birth certificate right? It's the same thing he'd be in his mind. So can we just anyway? Really pause me out there.
I'm going here. All right, so we've got psoriasis. I mean I told Bobby my psoriasis He walked up like it was the hot zone. It was like she she'd come in.
I mean it's like you had pimples and dots I'll everybody with a fucking mom. I think my mom came into town last week Yeah, I think my stress levels of her being around. Yeah, but you got bags on your eyes to like you're left. It's all dry Oh, that's what it is.
Yeah, yeah, I think you look great girl. I think you look really cool thing also I think you look great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think it's you're looking your best, but you still look great I'd rather you say like shit you look okay to me. Oh, that's that's why it is.
Oh, yeah, anyway, we got we George yeah, he's doing great his dad his kids great. He says he's doing side to sides. What is it? Roller background Milestone this next our guest today.
I have a problem with and When he walked up the driveway, I was like I have a problem with you and he's like what's going on? I go save it for the for the podcast But it's not a problem that he's aware of and it's not even a problem that anyone did right It's just something that I say ask myself what happened. So can I just tell you? Oh, yeah, let's just so that you can talk Yes, he's the host of a very popular podcast called the dollop Gareth Reynolds give him a round of applause.
So now you may talk good evening. Good evening to you Hard for me to sit here for a while gale. Sorry about the elbows. Yeah, great way to show your mother that he's fucking you up And then congratulations on the sides So hard to do yeah, but I'm sorry to hear about not being a junior That was quite a rollercoaster.
I love it. No, let's get to the reels. Thank you Let me ask you a question. Sure.
When did we first meet? Well, I actually was thinking do you remember do you have an answer to this? I do have an answer for you I do have an answer. Yeah, I can't believe the beef goes back this long I think the first time I met you was when I was shooting the hit TV show the real wedding crashers Which was I hear they turned into a movie I think that was the order In Vegas and I think what I remember is that I got nice and drunk and then I think I saw you the next day And I was like man last time I was so fun.
I mean we were so drunk and you're like I don't drink Yeah, and I was like oh wow like I saw your pubes How do you know? Yeah, but that it was a Las Vegas I remember that as well. Yes Las Vegas and my recollection is at the right word recollection of that weekend what was a positive one? Yes, right where I'm like oh this you had poof your hair then thank you long right?
Yeah, well, they made you grow your hair to cover the ear pieces But they really adhered to that except for me and I looked like I looked absolutely insane Yeah, and Steve Burm probably just look like a CIA agent like he always looked yeah Yeah, exactly right so we had and Ben Glee was there as well. Yeah, we were you there when him and I played ping pong in his room as Little right able that had like a one I don't remember I don't remember I'm not coming back. Yeah, I beat everybody. I just I beat everybody we're same page on everything else.
All right, so so that's where my problem start Wow, right? So it's like we get back from Vegas I go I'm in a new guy so then what happened was in the next couple of years after that right? I would see you in the belly room, right? You do spots up there rarely rarely, but sometimes I would see you up there yep Yep, and there was no interaction at all Okay, you and I well let me say that first of all Bobby if you're you you maybe don't understand You're an iconic person and when I go here we go when I go this fucking bullshit Junior when I would go to So like I would go there so irregularly Yeah, I would feel like a little weird already being there Uh-huh and I also felt like I'm one of those people who like I'm intimidated by people I'm even friends with at times like my friends like I've been friends I've gotten very successful and I'll be like I don't want to talk to me all wrong And so if anything it would just be me being like because I do like I really we had a great time We also hung out a couple times after that we should have made a video.
That's right. I remember that too as well Yeah, but here's the two times I saw in the belly room, okay, and I remember going there is I wish I knew this this is no I would be sitting there. There he is. I'm just I'm going through my thought process I love it.
Okay. Wow. There he is. I think why wasn't there?
Wow, which is a good thing. I love it. There he is my old friend probably the third thing And I'm being real and so I remember being in the dark back there You know where the green room is you know me into the showroom of the bedroom. Yeah, and I'm like Bob take a chance Let me finish.
I'm just so I'm gonna talk but I know but I remember it's my internal dialogue is take a chance Go for it. You know, I know he's you met him when he was on a tv show very successful. Very successful They did movies for four out of six episodes aired. Yeah, yeah, and I don't be intimidated.
Say hello. He's your old friend And I remember there it is oh Steve Burn looks so this is yeah, that's it. I've got That's the show. There's 22 pictures.
You wanted to be friends with that guy Yeah, but you think I think that's something I got so I got I remember saying hello to you and there was no I know just let me finish. I can't I know but I think that there was nothing back and no I remember seeing you the second time going Oh, I think it's dead. I think that's dead I think maybe Steve had told him something about me or something and in my right no word someone could say to shatter what we had Bobby Is that true is him? Yeah, yes, of could truly there was yeah, there is no there would be nothing other than like me being like He's a busy guy.
Oh, you're head. You totally so what do you remember me saying hello? I do not remember that I'm yes, I mean I really don't obviously like I would be like what's up. Oh, yes Well, then you saw me in the driveway.
I was all smiles until you said sit down there I don't know that's what I did he came up all smiley and I go sit down. He was worried earlier He was like something happened. Oh, no, really no in no way. No, are you sure of hundred?
No, you know what and I if I may be so If we can hit play instead of pause. Yeah, love to be friend. Yeah. Okay.
Good. Yes. Well, is the doll up Let me ask you this sure okay, the doll up where do you shoot that? That's in Burbank You do that at the all things comedy studio.
Yep, right? Do you have guests on that? We normally don't have guests in studio for the show. No, sometimes when we do live ones We'll have guests.
Good say you know what the follow up question and the answer is as soon as we have one here. Yes, absolutely That's not what I'm at. That's not my follow up. Okay, my follow up.
Switch to my call. I'm happy that we were on Okay, it's a different book. Oh, okay. It's a different book that we're reading.
All right, so you might be on the same page But I'm reading something else. Okay, read from yours. I will So the book that I don't I mean the same book is yours So you imagine a book while you try to put it in my head on a different page right? So we're on the same page great vamp Right here's a 30 seconds to produce something better But my line of thinking was this is that when I asked you if there was guests on the doll up You know if you would have said yes, then that would have put more fire onto my and I agree or put gas onto my fire Right, but since there is no gas on yours, you get a gentleman pass.
Thank you I've gotten by the skin of my teeth on this. I feel like I'm Indiana Jones getting So how long has the doll up and around? I think probably about six or seven years Six or seven years, probably longer than that. Yeah, yeah, because I've heard of it.
Is it like a big fan? So far Yes, but if you're you don't I baby, please don't get to fuck it. Go all right. You know, also I've been accused of being like bully Right, so I'm I was just meant to say yeah I want to just suck out.
I want to come up with love and I want to believe anybody anymore, right? Okay, because I'm turning 50 and how are you 41? Wow, you don't look come on. Thank you.
You don't have to do that friend a friend Good friend good friend good friend. Thank you So I just want to say I don't even know where I was going with this but you don't want to believe people I don't want to believe I forgot what I was going to say before that you're on the same page and book right? No, but after that Let's just move on. Well, that's why you don't want to believe people and how you want to take that approach Like how are you what's gonna change?
Well, it's just like um, but it's like what people don't understand Sorry, I had to juice. Does that mean you burp backwards? What it what happens is it comes out, uh-huh fluid and chunks, oh? Yeah, yeah Well you said vomit burp, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you've burping maybe yeah Yeah, I'm gonna the reverb stinks still yeah, yeah, so um the dollup We're all right. This is what I was gonna say and I find it what I'm saying what I'm saying though is is um I don't listen to king of the staying fight or the kid any of these other pockets I have no idea that what goes on. The only thing that I would know is if I'm scrolling through Instagram and there's a clip of something, right? So I know that you, you know, do some stand-up, I know that you do your on a podcast, but I'm not privy to the specifics of it because I'm just kind of in my own world.
Does that make sense to everyone in the room? Totally. That's... I'm very much like that as well.
I really am like not... I don't really listen to many podcasts. Yeah. This is among the few that I listen to.
The only two that I listen to... And I'm not saying that to put you on unequal footing. And I didn't think of that. That's what I love about our...
I really didn't think of that. All right. Yeah. The two that I listen to is This American Life, because it really has nothing to do with comedy, although some of the stories are very funny.
And I listen to sort and scale because I like murder stuff. But what do you listen to? I really don't listen to any... I listen to a lot of news things.
I don't really listen to any... What kind of news? I listen to like breaking points that news show I listen to at a couple times a week. Yeah, outside of that, there's not really...
I mean, yeah, my buddies sometimes I listen to them just to check in, but for the most part I don't really... I'm not an active podcast listener, which is weird. Because people are always like, what are you listening to? I'm like, music, my iPod?
Yeah. Do you watch comedies and stuff? I don't watch a ton of comedies either. I think partially because having worked in it for so long and having written on a number of shows, it does sort of make me just want to watch like garbage versus like...
Same. Well, no, not because I'm immersed in comedy, but I want my brain to just check out. Totally. Yeah.
I love garbage TV. I love Love Island. Anything that's just so removed from my reality. Love Island took a summer from me.
So, and I wasn't on the show. I understand. Yeah. But that's how I feel.
Yeah. I'm like, I like that sort of shit. Like, white lotos, do you see that? No.
It's really good, by the way. I highly recommend it. Eric Griffin recommended it to me. At first I was like, I'll never do it.
When he recommends things, I just get like, I can't do it. Yeah. This is usually wrong. Didn't he like recommend the none?
Yeah. He recommends, he recommends... That's a crazy pairing. Yeah.
He would be a butt cop. Just kidding. What? Like a buddy cop.
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So let me ask you this about you. I have to say, I thought that maybe you were gay. Okay. All right.
I'm sorry. Just that weekend. Yeah. Is that about being bold?
I'm not just wishful thinking on you. That's fine. That's fine. Okay.
You know what? I might have been gay. No, you know what? Let's go with that.
Okay. I think so. Okay. Let's go with that.
Okay. Because I'll tell you why. Okay. Okay.
Although I have no physical attraction to you. Well, okay. All right. But you do remind me.
Mm-hmm. I always have a thing with- Breathing hard. Go ahead. I have a thing with Giovanni Ribisi.
Oh. Okay. Right. And for some reason, your face kind of reminds me of it.
Sure. And so then maybe I was in Vegas. I was hoping that you were gay. Not that I would do anything.
Let me touch your dick. Right. No. It's growing.
Oh. I'm not- Touch it for real. Touch it for real. I know I touch it for real.
It's not growing. It's not growing. Wait. Oh, I'll poke that sharp.
What? You want to touch it? That's just like this guilt. That's how I approach it.
You might get more bumps on your elbows over. I'm going to- Whoa. I had a Sarai attack. Aah!
Fucking touching you, man. You're right. Thank you so much. You're welcome, everybody.
That's a guy who I have blue fucking red for ice on my dick. You ran, Bobby. I just- You ran. Like an exploding building run.
You're right. Yeah. That was- Also, I don't think that's COVID safe. Sarai isn't- Touching dick?
Yeah. I think that's the most- If you had COVID on- If you had COVID on his finger, and he had a mask on, but he touched me through my underwear. You're fine. It's respiratory droplets, sweetie.
If he coughed on your dick, and then he sucked your own dick, maybe. Well, I'm gonna talk from that. Well, I'm gonna talk from that. I'm medically speaking.
That's the- If you get COVID, bring that up to the doctor. Yeah. Suck my own dick. We think it's from Sarai's from sucking his own dick.
We'll leave the x-rays up to you, obviously. Want to hear what you think. We're just leading with our- Gweb MD version. Yeah.
Um. So, after the wedding show, what did you do next? I think I went back to doing Children's Birthday Party. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that- I think that got me out for like a year or two. Yeah. Or something like that. And then I had like, after being like, sorry, I quit because of a TV show.
I had to go back to my boss and be like, so I still got a Spider-Man outfit for a film. Yeah, but I think- You know, that's the one thing about this business, that's so bizarre. Oh, it's- Where it's like, you're in something, and in your head you think, oh, maybe it's shifted, and things are gonna be like this for the rest of my life. And then when it ends, your agents, whoever represents you, they reassure you, oh no, we got stuff lined up.
You know what I mean? This is the beginning. Yeah. And then, years will go by.
Like, I went through that so many times. Where years would go by and you'd be like, oh, I'm not talented. There's so many backup ways to make money now. Like, I feel like you guys could really make a killing on OnlyFans.
But then, like that- You mean Bobby and I having one together? I mean- Possibly. Wait, wait, what's an OnlyFans? Oh, well- Oh, okay.
Because I heard before, I only just wanted to explain it to me. It's basically- It's um, you're your own independent contractor, and you're putting out your own content. It can be sexually explicit, and it can be not. It can be just feed picks, but people buy them, piece by piece.
Is there a site that I go on? Yeah. So there's an OnlyFans site. Uh-huh.
And then you can pay somebody. Yeah, you subscribe to someone, essentially. You're right, right. So- A human subscription.
We're finally there. So is- Like, are you on OnlyFans? No. I've never been on OnlyFans.
Yeah, either of I. Yeah. So- But I have friends who have really got addicted to OnlyFans. Oh, they get addicted?
Is it mostly sexual? Yes. Yeah. Like, for instance, you know, Captain Fighter and the Kid.
She does only suggestive, no, like sexually explicit stuff, and that girl makes it all killing on like, feed picks. Yeah. Yeah. Really?
Yeah. So how much- Garret and I had one. Yeah, if we had one. What could we do?
What would they suggest us to do? Like- Yeah, I guess- Well, I have some suggestions. Okay, so I'm really a big fan of both of your legs. I think if we can do something along the lines of, like, cracking a nut between your thighs.
Oh, great. Like, doing just certain objects- Right by the way. These between your thighs. Like, we can do thigh squeezing.
Like, we can do thigh masters. Well, calm. Yeah, we'll- Cracking a nut- Not ironically- No, no, no. I crack a nut.
I will bust a nut. Oh, that's what I'm- Yeah. Cracking and busting are two different things. Cracking holidays- Oh, you're literally cracking a nut.
Yeah, so we're taking walnuts. Oh, I'll cut a nut. Or water now together. I'm kind of- No, you're just squeezing an animate object.
I love it. It's kind of like, you know, like, oddly satisfactory, like those videos. Oddly satisfying stuff. That can be one.
How much do you charge for that? If you name your prise- You name your prise- Like, if we can just start- We'd have to probably drive the- Well, we could do it here. I mean, we could meet in the middle. What do we mean?
Or the middle. Oxnard. Yeah, or- Yeah, Oxnard. Or we could do the parking lot at Magic Mountain.
What we could do is- That's right, too. That's the background. That's where a lot of people are doing the- You're going to see a lot of people doing that. So, probably in the background.
But what we could do is we could just like, meet up twice a month, just get a bunch of content ready. A lot of, you know, thigh squeezing stuff. We could scissor a little bit. Oh, yeah.
I was gay for a week in Vegas, so we find a bit. Yeah. I just thought that. But I'm going to find it.
I'm not a- I want to be the curator. Great. I have some really great- You can charge 100 bucks a video. Oh, that's steep.
I mean, we're- I'm not that- Think about it. Well, hold on. You can charge $5 a video. And let's say- Let's suppose- I'm not doing it for $5 a video.
I know, we're not. That's on the lower. Yeah, but it depends what's between your legs, right? Yeah.
So if it's his dick between your legs, then you charge 100. Yeah, that's where we're really getting it. You have to work up to it. $5 for this, and there are tears, and you- There'll be a lot of- Yeah, I don't want to do it.
A lot of tears. It's worse than cameo to me. So here's like Trisha Paytas. That's how she prices it.
So you guys can do like monthly subscriptions. Oh my- $50 a month, and then they block all your posts, and you can just post it. I can't imagine valuing myself higher than Netflix. Higher than Netflix.
Look at your- Can you imagine having the golf? I know that's- I am like- I'm a hulu subscription per month. Yeah. And she's a porn star, Trisha?
No. You don't hear her. Yeah. Oh my god.
She shows just some photos of her in lingerie. I think she made like 6 million one years, if she said read. Really, and videos too? She depends.
You are your own, you know, I'm talking to the camera, and that's it, and people pay for that. Oh, that's crazy. My whole life is like reinvented neck. Can I tell you- Yeah.
Yeah. George and Gilbert are trying to plot for me to manage my only fans. We're trying to get into fans. They have an angling to manage my only fans.
And I'm going to say this to you. Yeah. Okay. You're a hot piece of lady.
You say- You said- You said- Me? I said hot piece of lady. What the fuck? Higher than hot piece of lady without a stutter.
Go ahead. I'm like- Dude, that's France. That's France. Yeah, yeah, I can feel it now.
That's France. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're a hot piece of lady. Right?
Common phrase. Right? And you're- Right? And you're- And I'm not- For some reason- Maybe something that we should work on, but I'm really not when guys fawn over you.
You're a cockbait. Just say it. There's one word for you and it's cock. What's a cock mean?
You love the idea of watching someone else have sex with me. No, that's not it. That's- Drawing the line- I draw the line at that. But if they jerk off to you, it doesn't bother me.
Interesting. How would they jerk off on me? Oh. If you have cellophane or anything- Oh, it's COVID.
We're having a jar of some kind. Like if you put down like some sort of saran wrap. Right. And they were jerking out- Like nine guys were jerking- Ah!
Before we came downstairs to meet you, by the way, he offered me like a cow to another man. Let's be real. Okay. Okay.
No. That's not what happened. Like it's a strong accusation. Let's be clear here.
Okay. What? This woman. All right.
Watch your tongue. It's fine piece of lady. Yeah. It's smoother.
Gatter. Gatter. Right. This lady right.
Comes back from Hawaii. Right. And they're all the girls that went on this trip are talking about this one guy that they- I'm not going to say his name. That they hung out with.
I've met the guy before. And they all offered them- They all offered- I didn't offer myself. This is a person known of other people or just some celebrity- He's a local boy. He's a local boy.
Did I meet him? I love him. Yes, you met him Gilbert. Oh, they got great pecs.
No, he's not. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll relax.
Why did you see that? I know. That was a verb. Everyone's very perfect.
I mean, perfect. Stop burping. Aw. He's a very handsome island thick boy.
It's all I'll say. And when I was in Hawaii with him- You were- you had a crush on him. I know. He were- we're all driving back to, you know, um- Yeah.
Oahu. And I go, um, can I go in his car? Yeah. So I volunteered to go in his car because I wanted to be in his truck with him.
Okay. A truck, by the way. I'm not getting uglier. I know.
I know. I know. So I understand the merits of it. Okay.
But they all got back from Hawaii and they're all- except for her- offered themselves to him. As a party package. They're like, hey, will you have sex with all of us? It's a friend set.
And he politely declined. Wow. He declined. That's the move.
Right? If you- are you married? No. You have a girlfriend?
No. Okay. So if there was a party package- What? Yeah.
Let me ask you something. I'll be honest. I am. I will be.
It's a four woman party package. Yeah. Four women of different women, right? Yep.
Right. And they offered a party package. And I have to say- Another one. Oh, man.
I have to know what level they are. Level. I mean, they're pretty. Okay.
It's a good level. It's a good level. Okay. Right.
So it's four pretty good level. Okay. Okay. What would you turn it down?
I mean, I don't think I'd turn it down. I'd probably be like, listen. We all need to talk about the expectation of this time. I have one person.
I don't have a truck or a huge peck. Yeah. I'm in a kitchen sinkit. But remember, I might need to ride the pine every now and then have a gate right?
Well, here's what we said. I told the girls because I'm the- You know, I was a hidey-flyist of this trip. Right. I was basically like, look, I told him, I was like, no expectations.
We'll bring some helmets, a sack of bananas. Oh. Some IV, you know, some- What do you call that? Liquid IV?
Yeah. There'll be some dents on the wall. Yep. We'll have a coach with a timer in the corner.
Yeah. There'll be pure equity in terms of how much time everyone gets. Right. A little clear tag in the middle.
Right. It was- There was a literal- I love that. I mean, you're not going to last the round. Well, but I love that I said a 12 round fight for you.
But still, I can get in some blows and punches. I like my chances to hang. I like- I see the confidence being like, we don't expect this out of the camp, you know, and then I see a moment of- I just feel like it was a pay per view event. People would be like, uh-huh, it wasn't worth it.
Oh, that's not ever- Oh, 100% sure. That would be a perfect- Can I say this? If I was offered it? Yeah.
It would be a part two. I'll pay people. That's absolutely there'd be a part two. Because what I would actually be hyping the sequel before the race of the original.
I know, but you're not understanding about it, right? I think I am. I think you're- No, I think you're like not- You know what I mean? You're not looking at your skill set.
I am? You're saying I only last round, but what I'm saying is that with all the other things that you have to offer, right? You probably could recommend books. Yeah.
That'll be mostly book record. Yeah, yeah. All right. Well, the sex part feels like it's time to take a time out.
Let's talk books. And there'll be a whistle for that. So I'll be the coroner because we can't find her in a whistle. I think there's a- Yes.
Yes. I think- Do you think that- So helmets mean condoms? Helmets mean real helmets. All real helmets.
Are there condoms at play here? Of course. But also, we didn't get to the main part of the story. Before we walk down here, he was like, you should throw yourself in that party package.
Oh. And what- Un-solicited. I didn't ask- I didn't ask- You know what she wants to be? Oh my god.
And I just didn't- Like I was like a hidden thing. Is that- But when you say that, is that with any edge? Or are you being sincere? I have the video.
100% sincere. Here, I have the video for it. Oh, look. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, god. I got it on paper. That's for a see. Actually, no, I'll send you the video.