Ep. 319 - He Left Her on the Trail Like a Bad Yelp Review - 03/02/2026

Peaches Pit Party from Monday, March 2nd, 2026 kicks off with Brenden reacting to the internet losing its collective mind over conspiracy theories that Jim Carrey has been “cloned,” before pivoting to a brutally honest breakdown of McDonald’s new oversized “Big Arch” burger and the CEO who looked like he’d rather be shopping at Erewhon than eating his own product. From there, the show dives into the so-called “alpha divorce” trend where guys abandon their partners mid-hike (and why that’s less alpha, more absolute clown behavior), a marathon runner who somehow ran a full 5K inside an airplane bathroom, and a raw-egg-chugging baseball prospect channeling Rocky in the name of gains Add in NFL team report card leaks, a side-eye at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame fan vote, Gen Z’s bizarre wrestling speed dating events in Brooklyn, a Florida man gaming Target self-checkout with taco seasoning packets to steal Pokémon cards, a McDonald’s drive-thru iced coffee assault, and a genuinely disturbing Brooklyn break-in case involving a man identified as Jason Williams (not the NBA player), and you’ve got a packed episode that swings from absurd to unsettling without ever getting political. Check me out elsewhere! - facebook.com/brenden.peach | instagram.com/brendenpeach | Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem - feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem | Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach - feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs