Ep. 329 - The Man Who Tried to Steal a Septic Tank With a Toyota Corolla - 03/16/2026

Peaches Pit Party from Monday, March 16th, 2026. Austin 3:16 Day kicks things off as Peaches celebrates the most important March holiday the only way a wrestling fan can — while also announcing a new diet after a brutal doctor’s visit that revealed the scale had climbed well past the magic number of 316. From there, the show jumps into March Madness bracket season, where everyone suddenly pretends they know everything about colleges they couldn’t locate on a map two minutes earlier. Peaches also dives into the growing habit of using AI to clean up emails and social media responses, including how it helped him respond to online arguments about Californians moving to Idaho. Sports headlines include a $5.2 million Aaron Judge baseball card, tennis tournaments experimenting with rage rooms for players to destroy things after bad matches, and the Seattle Mariners introducing a ridiculous ferry boat-shaped food tray loaded with crab nachos and other ballpark food. The episode also covers concert photography disasters, Peaches roasting Viktor for posting terrible Nine Inch Nails concert photos, and the endless debate about whether social media timing actually matters. Later, food news takes over with refrigerator-ready Uncrustables eliminating thaw time, Pepsi launching dye-free snack versions of Doritos and Cheetos, and the internet somehow still finding a reason to complain about peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. In the “What the Headline” segment, a Florida man attempts to steal a massive construction-site septic tank using a Toyota Corolla before upgrading his plan to a U-Haul, proving criminals sometimes put more effort into the theft than the logic behind it. The episode wraps with a bizarre soccer moment involving a very inappropriate on-field grab that resulted in a red card, plus an update on the heated backyard chicken debate in Springville, Utah, leaving Peaches still wondering why anyone would voluntarily keep loud, messy birds in their yard. Check me out elsewhere! facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem - https://nhomam.transistor.fm/ Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach - https://tbts.transistor.fm/ Artist Interrogations Podcast - https://artistinterrogations.transistor.fm/