You're gonna start this chir-squee-key. I'm sorry. I should squeak it, but I never know where to squish it. Yeah, I should spray it, but I never know where to spray it.
Sorry, we start it now. Yeah, you're trying to say. We started it. We start it.
How was you all jumping off point there? Oh, no, I'm not jumping off point, do I, Paul? Do I have a jumping off point, Mr. Silver?
I'm gonna say something about horses. You're gonna say what? It's about horses. Eagle-eyed listeners.
Eagle-eyed listeners. Well, no, you're right. You wonder why I don't give you a starting point to jump from, because the faculty is like throwing yourself into a canyon full of shit, isn't it? Let's not again.
Sorry, I hit the rocks hard. What's the... Oh, I've had the rocks hard, are you? Yes, that's who I am now, Paul.
Now, Mr. Jocktaker, naughty boy, professional maverick presenter. I'm not on crack. I just want to make that clear to everybody.
Absolutely not. What's the our role equivalent of an eagle-eyed person? Eve's dropper, maybe. No, someone with acute hearing.
Er... Rabbits. Acute listeners. Acute listeners.
I'll do. Just say that. I've... You're on your own, frankly.
At this point, I know. In so many ways. Acute listeners will have heard me refer the horse-n-nuzzle last week. OK?
That's what I'm saying. There's a horse. Right, so... There's a horse subtext brewing.
They started nowhere. Went nowhere and will go nowhere. I know. I've got...
So why do you think I don't think you're talking about nothing? Because that'd be something. Yeah. Your something is nothing to do, my friend.
He was just waiting chairs just like... You know, that's just like me like, oh, I mean, a shirt. Oh, look, I mean, a shirt, everyone. Where in a shirt today?
Ooh, isn't it funny when you put on a shirt? And then you go, oh... Eli Stilman's one hour special coming to Netflix. This Christmas.
Putting on a shirt. Eli, I can't get the shirts these days. Exclamation point with him holding a microphone like he's confused of his existence. Anyway, welcome to Cheap Show.
It's their Comedy Comedy Podcast and you're welcome in. Come on in. You can't... You don't do it.
You don't say that before. This is the cold open. I know what I'm saying now. I'm changing things up.
I can't stand you anymore. It's cheap show. The war is warm. This is confusing.
So you're not confusing. Being a... You having no structure towards this bit of the show. It confuses and it wrong-futs me.
Good! It wrong-futs me on your toes. I'm keeping your wrong foot on your toes. So can I please say welcome to Cheap Show.
Horses. Welcome to Cheap Show. I hate you and your fucking noodle posy. People love noodles.
It's the fact that Cheap Show you can have to learn the fucking excepts. Cheap Show. Pop-rap, pop-rap, pop-rap. Cheap Show.
It's the price of shit! Paul Ganon! Be like so, welcome to Cheap Show. And a guy with a nozzle.
Yes, it's that time of the week again where you settle down with your favourite economy comedy podcast, The Cheap Show with me. Paul Ganon, and my good friend. You like something, man? Just go drums.
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BOO! I Love that sound. I love Bill's and I love Ddress. Did you know there's a song from The Thank God It's standard?
Did you hear about the comment? That big disco- Experience Esculh newspaper is variation. I don't know it. Have you ever heard of a guy called Neil Bogart, who had a very big disco label in the late 70s called Casablanca?
I know of it because I got a Casablanca record down there. You know the one that's the orange vinyl, see through orange vinyl thing. But it's awful. I mean, there was some great acts on Casablanca, such as Cameo.
Yeah. No, before that era, the late 70s, Cameo. Ow. And Funkadelic and Granfunk Railroad.
No, that's a rock band. Is it? It was one rock band on Casablanca. Really?
Kiss. Were on Casablanca. Oh, really? The notorious sellouts.
Yeah, terrible. Wow. But Neil Bogart was obsessed, obviously, with Humphrey Bogart and Casablanca. Yeah, that's what I made.
Anyway, obsession, objection. That's where I made the connection. Wait, I want to say that sentence nice. That's how I made the connection.
Like, come on. They attempted to continue to have a film company as well. It's a big film company as well. So they had this big flop that was going to be the huge disco event sort of film.
Thank God, it's Friday. It's all about going out dancing, disco dancing. And Diana Ross was on it. Lots of big names are on the soundtrack.
And it's like a double LP sometimes seeing the charity shop. I think they've seen the charity shop. But there's a Diana Ross tune on it. Yeah.
It's totally trying to ape the Maroda sound. Yeah, it's interesting. I picked it up on seven the other day. Well, why don't you shut up?
Because I don't give a fuck. And you tell me about your tellsomely dance floor, which is talking about Casablanca label. Why is that? Why is that?
Come on. Because you were going, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo. That was a nice little chajun for our mouths. I love it.
Yeah, but I don't care about the details. Well, you might be interested in this record. Anybody recording it in the Harrow House of Horror this week? Harrow.
So the acoustic's are a bit different. Yeah, no, it's good. Funny stuff. Paul.
Yeah, it's time for an infrequent but extremely popular segment of the show. No, Nas. Paul dies every week. Well, Eli recounts something more from his dreary, repetitive life tales from the dance floor.
All that. Yeah. So I was DJing on Friday. OK.
Did it. Did it. No, I don't want you to do it ever again. Did it.
Right. This is giving me an anxiety thing. I'm having an anxiety thing. He doesn't like it when I do it.
Did it. He's going to do a tellsomely shop floor now. Because that's how he's doing. Dance floor.
He's doing it. Did it. He does. Well, even because of the tellsomely shop floor didn't exist.
This is Primo, cheapo, Showo, Mateo. All right. Mateo, if you don't give owe me a chance. Oh, I give you a chance to do the tail.
Give a down so for a give me. Oh, I just want one more. Conneto. Oh, that was completely.
Oh, well, tell us he tells me the dance floor then. And some do it. You came in. Oh, lady.
Where was this? Where was this? This was the discount suit company. I said that too.
Well, where was this? The discount suit company is the company near the brick lanes. Isn't it? It's not really.
It's not really. It's not really. It's not really. It's three or four minutes on foot to find.
Anyway, this is the discount suit company. And the lady comes down the stairs. Two ladies and one bloke, who's the thing was going out with one of the ladies. Right, good.
And she came over and she went, do you take requests? And I was like, yeah, you know, yes. All right. That's the first thing I say these days.
I'm a reformed character. I'm not just going to hear. I'm a reformed character. I'm a reformed character.
Yes, I will. I mean, then she said, can you do cell to cell? And I went, no, haven't got that. Then she went away.
Back to life. Yeah. Back to life. Back to life on her phone.
And yeah, showed me that. Right. So you didn't, right. No, I don't sell to soul here.
I didn't say that. I said, no, I do not have bananas. I don't have those records. Yeah, you don't have them.
I'm sorry, darling. Two minutes later. Yeah, she comes back. However, do you want me, she's singing to me?
However, do you need me? How? However, do you want me? However.
Are you trying to say it's quite attuned then? I think it's fine. I think it's fine. I don't have it.
I want to hear it right now. Because it's PCD. OK, so PCD. I could you could get it on vinyl very easily.
Yeah, probably. It's just too. All right. You don't have it.
OK, good. Fine. She comes up, she's singing it. What did she do?
I said, no, I don't have that. And then she came back a third time and said, however, do you want me or something? And I was like, no, no. I actually raised my voice on this.
And I said, OK, yeah. It's just like, you are literally asking for the same thing over and over again. That's what happens to people when they get drunk. They start this repetitive.
Yeah. And they just keep saying the same thing over and over again. They think they can change reality by getting more drunk. I mean, I must have been like that when I'm pissed sometimes.
You could like that on this podcast. Could you? If you think about it, you like the bit drunk on this podcast before sometimes every week. Oh, just ask.
Do not. Here we go. Time I bring this up. Your drink problem.
You could count on the fingers of one hand how many times I've been drunk on this one. If that hadn't belonged to what will monster the third from the planet Google on 20,000 fingers. They have 20,000 fingers. So that's how many times.
OK, let's just take that number. Yeah. That's how many times I've been drunk on the podcast. And we all know what number podcast are we?
Basic maths issue with your bits. I'm talking about time. Maths issue with your bits. I've got math issue with my bits.
Well, if you have an ointment for that, I will take it. It's more than an ointment, mate. Anyway, you know what I do have for your bits. Your maths problem with your bits.
Glooby-loop. Not glooby-loop. Or else you can fill this with glue-loop because it's a modular design which can take any kind of ointment. Or medical applications.
Medical applications, yeah. Liquid, medical applications. I'll give you. I'm tuning out.
I'll check this out. You know what I'm getting to. Yeah. What am I getting to?
You say it. Love juice. No. Think what am I getting at?
Noodlesplash. Oh, here we go. I stand corrected later. I should have seen this.
No, I've done this. I bet you at home you thought you were going to lie. I was too slow to take it. Politicists!
Politicists indeed. It was a poltice situation. Anyway, and she... This is a church to squeeze you.
And it wasn't just me, she was annoying because she started to... Because they have an iPad where they do the works as the cash register. And you just like on a little scroll and through that. She started to touch it.
And the bartender, he wasn't having any of that. No, no, no. Stand back. You know what I mean?
How ever do you need me? Then I DJ the next night in late in the night. Yeah. That's the story of that one.
She's just a bit annoying. Okay. And the guy came over and went, and I looked through your records. And then possibly requested from that.
That's an interesting proposition because obviously that's how I wanted to bring it up. Okay, Paul, because I wanted to sort of open that up. What? Because I said, no.
Don't root through my box. I don't like people touching my records. What if... And here's the thing.
More likely than not, they're going to say, Oh, why don't you have soul to soul? You know, I don't... I don't... I don't...
I'm here for you to judge my record collection. I'm here for you to judge my selection of my record collection. What you could do is print it all out and then have it next to the DJ booth. And if people say that's what I've got.
This is my list. Yeah. It's too much work. Yeah, it's too much work.
You lazy shit bag. Well, look, that's what... If you're a laptop DJ, that's just already there for done for you. Yeah, that's like saying to a laptop DJ.
How can I just scroll through your file? Yeah. You know, you printed out. So I should have a little mini printer scanner thing.
No, just have a printer already with a thumb. No, you start to type in the things. Come over. Yeah.
No. It's like... Michael Winslow in the studio. What do you want from me, Printer?
Yeah. Can you be Printer, please? Oh. Give me a sound effect.
Oh, she's listening. No, I'm going to swing her into it. Oh. All right.
She said, could you do a man falling on his hands and knees after being pushed over by a rough policeman? Oh. Oh. Oh.
Fucking pig! And you can sample that for your podcast. We should do that. We should make sound effects but spoke sound effects.
I'll be spoke to you. Give me one. To do. Yeah.
Do like someone crushing a grape. All right. There's not that much. It was a whiff of the bog about that.
Okay. That's a squab. That's a squab. I'm not reading great for me.
I tried. I remember the phone. He's going to sue. What's coming up on the show?
We've got a package that's come from a JJ to box with JJ. I don't know what they're going to open it. We've got a Gannon's Golden Games because we were given it at the Didgy Life Show, a board game. It is a Deni Fisher game and it's called The Miss World Game.
We'll be playing for Miss World later. It's an old 70s game and we'll be playing with a little bit later in the show. Problem Attic. Never can get enough.
Ooh, plump, plump. No, it's a Gannon's Golden Games. No, it's a Gannon's Golden Games. Bump, bump, bump.
What's that? You did that. It's a Chinese thing. It's something like that.
Or a tatata, tatata. They've all got terms. I've never been for this before. Every time we bring it up again, I completely forget what those terms are.
What's the diamond and haircut? There's a javen haircut. Two bits. I've never been for that one, but this is 30 minutes and I want this to stop.
You know what? People probably don't enjoy. You know, being the fun warden and counting downing the fun. Lulu, lulu, lulu, aint the fun warden.
So put your pants up right now with that. Oh, do I have to? Because I'm having so much fun. Yes, but you know, I am the fun warden.
Yes, you do. It's had a stand. I don't want to see your winky in this Smith's Toys Super Store. I am on fire today.
Get a hose and put me out because I'm on fire. Oh, prick me with a sausage because I am done. Turn me over. I've been baked.
Smack my lemons with a PC-PZ pad. PZ-PZ pad. That's my new PZ-PZ pad. Why?
We both went to PZ-PZ pad. PZ-PZ pad. Get it out. It's lemony and fresh.
It's a modular PZ. We have to stop it now. Right, mate. I don't know what's in this box, but it's got JJ written on it.
It's been sent to a PO thing. Let me just open this up now. Oh, hang on. What's it going on?
It's a couple of drinks in here. It's a couple of drinks in here. It says hi boys. It's got the drinks.
JJ, that's something in there. I'm going to pause it because I've got the phone call coming through here. No, but I've been getting these. I've got to answer this one.
I can pause it or edit it out. Just take the call. Hello. Oh, hi.
Yeah, of course. Put it on speaker. No, he's in hiding. He doesn't want to know.
He wants to talk to you. I'll leave to him. I don't know what you're giving me a problem. I know.
It's a playhouse. Hello. Is that you, Jeremy? Hello.
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Did that talk? Yeah. That's me. You're right.
Yeah. Fine. Yeah. They were hungry, but how are you boys?
You've always been keeping your old tutsies all wrapped up well. Yeah. Lots of tutsies have been wrapped up very well. Well, I mean, where are you?
I mean, uh, I can't really say, since the reden up day incident, we've all been kindaura keeping low, you know, cause I'll tell you what, I'm .... the Milton Keynes area. Put him up, the Milton Keynes area. That's where I am.
There's crowd out here. It's so poor. Not like in the old days, my dad used to make a, soldie fresh, from the music. Oh, it's not my dad's see.
He always hung lady. It's so poor, not like in the old days my daddy used to make a sony fresh from the sony pop well Well, you should have seen the spigot this the old timey syrup spigot He had on the side of that well and it come up naturally fizzy Wait, you had naturally fizzy occurring sony syrups? Yeah, yeah, that's right, eh? It was the first in all of old timey oka-hiny go Why are you living in a new jalopy then or something?
No, the jalopy's in a safe place, but anyway I sent you that box, sir Oh, that's this is from you! I guess this makes sense you said a few drinks to us Some sony pops in there because I still need to feed back on the sony pop Alright, well we've got these sony pops and we'll give you a feedback on it now. There's no number on this thing How do we call you back? Don't bother calling me back.
This would be a this is a what they call a burning phone They want a burning phone. Oh, yeah, no, I don't you mean yeah burning phone So we won't be available on this number after but I've left detailed instructions in the old boxy box They had a little drop point. What does that mean? When you go to a certain corner in Bletchley Well, I'm in Bletchley You drop off your scores for the sony Okay, so we we can't call you back or you can't call us but we have to go all the way to fucking Bletchley and leave a note where There's a detailed instructions in the box.
I'll check the notes. I'll check the notes Hang on right. You just written the word Bletchley. There's a corner in Bletchley.
You won't you? You didn't write anything other than Bletchley. Just go Bletchley. Go Bletchley.
You make a sound like a sports team you fuck. Anyway, my boys really can't stay off the lawn. We don't know who'll be monitoring the old timey radio waves I let me say just one thing before I go to willikers. That's what I wanted to say.
Oh, you willikers. Jallapie. Right. Well, I'm gonna hang up And we're gonna do these things and then we're gonna write it up and fucking deliver it to Bletchley Okay, thank you very much boys.
You're my boys. Oh my boys my boys. Bye bye my boys. Oh, yeah Eli You're silent for most of that for some reason.
Um, well, I couldn't hear what he was saying. Oh, yeah saying very well That was the thing we were saying Bye boys my boys. Yeah, some drinks. Have a minute.
We'll have to post it to Bletchley. Yeah, Bletchley. Yeah, why Bletchley? Well, it's I like I like to say Bletchley I do you know it Bletchley is is it next to the blotchley?
It's just south of Milton Keynes. Okay, so it's a Milton Keynes based It's basically the southern tip of Milton Keynes. Wasn't that the place where they had the code breaking house or something? That's right Bletchley.
Hey, what has that got a relation to it? Is there a code thing? I don't know because juicy Jeremy did say to me sometimes that's ways. He said he mentioned that's where we need to drop.
Yeah, he said He just literally the note in this is send scores to Bletchley, but no like corner of the street or he did say that he had ancestors who were like active in the In the Bletchley area. Well in the CIA. Well in the second world war. Yeah, juicy Jeremy.
Hmm. I didn't I see him on stage recently trying to like steal Recipes from someone. Well, did I see him in did you live stealing recipes that seem to be really that seem to be him? Yeah, a lot about Isn't it a lot of high pitched characters drinking?
What's all that about? Well, you know, do you Jeremy just take gets us to drink them up? Yeah, talking of which talking of which we have some water drink today. So we're gonna tell you what they are briefly and then I'm gonna take a quick break and come back with some ice because we know how important it is to all listeners that we have fucking eyes Come on.
It's better. It's a bit of a tasting aside. It's not chill. Do it's chill from the brain.
No, it wasn't though But we do need ice because he's aren't chilled aside. No vanilla ice. Hmm. What a fucking awful artist he is and was and will probably always be Are you saying this because he's he's lurched right wood?
No, I've said because I had a button now album with one of his tracks on And it was fucking awful. He took play that funky music white boy Yeah, and stripped out the important part of the song which is the funk part Song I remember that one and it's like is rapping so like lady. I'm the man with the ice machine come over here I'll make you my dream. I'm a rapper a rapper a rapper all day It is fucking that basic and then on the same now album.
There's empty hammer pray or that's why we pray We're that track. Oh, yeah, whatever people say about empty. I'm it. That's a fucking proper song that one with some reasonably okay lyrics and And Pato empty hammer was an infinitely better rapper than it and vanilla ice I don't think this is a controversial point of view sitting on this for years now And I'm glad I finally got to get off my chest.
No, he's better than vanilla ice was essentially one hit wonder No, he had to wrap wasn't a hit go ninja go ninja go That was so in that song we just mentioned he goes go white boy go white boy go in another song I heard on the radio recently he goes go for go ice go ice go ice He's an infatuated with distance and going in a direction any he's more sort of on the kid rock end of the sort of white rapper spectrum Is it rock skid cock more like yeah vanilla ice scampy big fanny illa ice Sick vagina ice vanilla oven fat sasperilla mice. Yeah, that's what we're gonna go anyway Let's go get some ice for these drinks come back and tell you what they are. Oh, I've got a thirst on Right then juicy dead of me has given us three drinks this week. Although let's be honest to them did come from a digitalized live show I believe it was Sasha.
She was a big bag of stuff. These drinks are a part of that bag So let's what you want to start with what would you like to start with? I think we should start with the Inca gold and then we're gonna get on to those because that would be a comparison, won't it? Yeah, so have you said what any of these are yet?
We'll do it one at a time keep the surprise keep them getting also when we the metadata just know I'm brewing this So we'll check out the special line brew. I'm just saying I'm just thinking we should leave that to delay my gratification Because I'm very interested very interested in brew such a big big brand big brand big old brand. It's a big brand baby I'm a big brand man This first ring just shut up I didn't say anything continue to be like that like what silence I'm waiting for to say the Indians loving do you know just be nice just be nice nice? I'm the nice one you're not that you're not the nice one you fucking pig I'm the nice one you gormless come there we go.
Yeah, I'm making your own point against you Oh, yeah, what have I done right right this first drink Eli sauce this say but originally I saw some of you I saw say But original I'm not even gonna gratify that with a Gratify myself In Coca-Cola with a K on it originally in 1935 I used to do some research did this is from Peru to where Paddington comes from it was a British family who emigrated to Peru in the 1910s I believe right and they they've grown they were the big soda manufacturers in Peru in Peru right and they brought this out in 1935 what this particular flavor that we're drinking right now because even though it says in Coca-Cola it has to be stressed that this is Not a brown drink no and the Wikipedia article I read said it is in the category of champagne Cola and I'm sure we covered that before yes, I'm gonna look up champagne. This is deep deep soda law going on with this stuff with a champagne Cola in the sky Honestly, I also know what that means or should I just put campaign code? Yeah, I shouldn't put the cogarun I just did that to make the jokes down right champagne cola Cola champagne or champagne soda is a sweet and carbonated beverage produced mainly in the tropics of Latin America Yeah, former British West Indies is I don't get it. Yeah, I'm Pakistan Cola champagne was invented in Puerto Rico by Andela the evermen des anyways the Lindlies.
Oh wait there was one say actually says what it is it? It's a popular half drink in Puerto Rico blah blah blah it is typically a dark yellow to like brown color with a flavor comparable to bubble gum or cream soda Yeah, we've no connection to champagne or cola at all. Yeah, so that's funny Isn't it that's why they say it with a cake rather than see they spell it with a K and this is very much on the darker yellow It's a light yellow, but it's it's almost lemony yellow. Yes.
Anyhow Lindley had like five popular sodas out before this came onto the market Why of which was a champagne cola? Oh, okay before they said we're gonna do an inca cola That's just the same thing with their brand. No, this is based on a slightly different This is based on the flavor of leban of leban of leban what's 11 lemon verbina the plant is it's called a verbina 11 lemon verbina, right is what it's called. All right good.
That's the flavor the article said basically this is just like a champagne This this has been associated with nationalism in Peru basically as it really proud of this drink and it's like a big symbol Right, you see they're proud of it the way we'd be like that isn't mash. Oh, okay, like it's our national drink Yeah, not that it doesn't want certain minorities to get out their country I don't know how much about Peruvian politics, but I'm saying it in cocole is a big deal for them in terms of In the national symbol I got a Eli saying publicly that inca cola is it fascist After so open it up and let's pour it out. I've got ice in the cup. Do you want it to taste the cream soda?
I know because it is described as a champagne cola in the sky. I would like it to taste like it origins I would like to know what that is. I'm hoping for this mixing the glass in the ice and getting it frosty Other thing that they said champagne soda tasted of cream soda or bubble gum bubble gum. So yeah, maybe one of the other one I do I like bubble gum.
I do I like basically kind of what raman they taste like they have a specific bubble gum flavor Oh, he's like getting the top off is doing the old lights run to the capture because it's a glass bottle with a Bottle top top dog to get off this one. He's done it For baby kiss better Mouth nice boys and now he knows it. What are you gonna get the ice soft? No, I don't want melt water It's what we do to do to busy talking shit.
So just pour it in the glass. Why are you gonna water? Come on I'm drinking off the melt water. All right.
Good. I'll drink off my milk water needs to drink off your melt water I did not that much well. We don't want it to be diluted at all really do it. No, don't you really?
I'll pour mine out. It's a vibrant yellowy green. What's on the nose? Oh, I'm getting a lot of yeah bubble gum.
Oh, yeah Oh, actually I am brewing. It's a very I'm gonna be drink. I guess it might be a very similar to I'm brewing on the nose. All right How funny that in that case is it what's to come well?
Maybe I'm brewing almost like a champagne coda variant Oh, that's really nice. And actually the bubble gum flavor isn't that strong kind of subtle It's more it actually has a bit of cream soda in the aftertaste. Yes, and it's not it's not the sweetest soda I've had not all No, it's right refreshing actually yeah, so yeah upfront bubble gum back end cream soda. Yes, that's nice It's not sickly.
No, not at all. It's not sickly. It's got a lot of the drink very good. You can see why people are into that Mmm.
Imagine that really ice cold on a really hot day. You know that'd be lovely on a really hot day That's a really nice drink. That's a good one. Juicy Jeremy.
I like that. So what are you gonna say on out of five for that? No, it's a new thing now. It's a new thing now.
It's a new thing now. It's a new thing on that phone call. Yeah I didn't the shit vacation of cheap show continues my beta. No, it's your flat.
No absolutely not. Does it so did work? Or is it so did jerk? What do you want?
Which one? I do not want the inshitification. Is it pop or is it pop? The binary and fit-shitification must stop here.
Is it so deep? It's a little bit toady. You can do that if you like. I'm gonna say it's a Fizzy or flat.
I'm gonna say fizzy for me. It's a fizzy drink. Well, that would be funnily enough. That would be one of my own criticisms of it.
It's not fizzy enough. No, I'm gonna get in a diet there. I know. I mean it seconds away from my lips.
It died. Yeah, but to be fair. That's a probably sex life isn't it? I just didn't need it.
I know what I added it. That joke before it was formed was so funny to me. But then it's... The Willy Wilts on the way to the lips doesn't it?
Anyway, yeah, good soda. What a great fun we have as best top friends. Great soda. Yeah.
Okay, go on. I'll grade it. I'll give it a... I want to give that a flat B.
Nice B on the nose. Because yeah, be right. It was more fizzy. Up a bit.
Yeah, it's nice. I like it. And it doesn't... A lot of cream sodas almost too vinegary to...
Do not have that. But that one. I think it's nice that. I prefer to cream soda to a standard cream soda.
Yes. But again, I like the fact that it begins with one flavour profile and it evolves into the back end. So it's kind of a nice evolution in the mouth. Yeah, it's bubblegum at front cream soda at the back.
All business in the middle. I tried a new Dr Pepper flavour. What's up? Slobries and cream.
And... Yeah. We'll have to try that then. Dirty.
Dirty. I mean, if you like Dr Pepper you'll like it. Dr Pepper, so me it's understood. What's the word that can happen?
You can actually get your whole cocks inside and that's just gonna pull out. It's slicing. Yeah. That bad.
That's bad. Don't have to try and pull it out. It's sort of ripping your... Literally ripping your penis apart.
No, you're pulling your tearing off the top layer of flesh around your shaft, isn't it? It all pulls out. Like a cenobite coming out. It's like something from the hell razor box.
Oh. Oh. Flailed penae. Right.
Next drink. Right. These were two first. So, again, this was...
I think... God, if I remember this wrong, I'm really sorry, but Sasha, I think gave us these. In these, we have two iron brew drinks and we've done iron brew before on the past in the show, haven't we? But what I wonder is when did iron brew start doing different flavoured iron brews?
Probably recently. And it has in like really recently other than like special one-offs in the past. This is one... I mean, first of all, I'll get this out of the way.
Extra taste, no sugar. I have a horrible feeling this is gonna taste like shit. Well, do you have a special aversion to certain sugar-free drinks? But it's not one.
It's secret at recipes since 1901. And again, there was an iron brew drink. And this is the knock-off of that, which went on to be more popular. And iron brew is a category of soft drink.
And iron brew. And they don't own that. People who make our own brew. Yeah.
Which is why it's called our own brew. Oh, sorry. One other thing I needed to mention about in cagola. Yeah.
Owned worldwide by Elon Musk, Cacogola. Oh, really? Except the Lindley family still have control of it within Peru. Right.