As stated in clause one four seven point two sub section C this cold open will be shepherded in by Eli J Silverman So over to you Miss Silverman for this week's cold open. I really have nothing I'm sorry No, great. That's lovely because usually every week I blame that I just ran sack the opening you do and take control of it And you have to reduce things that I don't like and I get it I hear you Complaints Paul and I've factored them in I took it to the board Okay, and we all sat down and we all agree that yes We need to be like more rope to hang himself with so go for it So it's my cold open is it go for it. We'll be recording again from when I start will we I mean I don't know who my old open is but I think there's a character there Paul have we started the call open We have to do if we have no go on actually ready to do the cast today.
I'm sorry the cast Not ready at all. I mean, it's only let's be honest. It's only quarter past five. I tried to get ready I have a hard weekend.
Okay. I'll do the cold open. Okay, ladies. I actually had an idea all right Eli's cold open here We go get into it.
Oh missed. I'm seeing missed and a blue outline in the distance a blue outline some missed Clouds what are you doing? What is this? What is that?
I'm laughing because I've got so nothing I have so nothing where were you going with missed? I thought something would come out. Oh, you said to me. Oh, I've got something Paul I had a starting image Unfortunately, it didn't go much further than that as we all know now know now know well, you know Unfortunately that will count for your cold open your legally designated cold open for the year So relinquished it now you've blown it hard one listen Paul and it's all gone to shit I've always been willing to work with a good cold open idea from you.
Okay, have you something on the table something tooth some Something with some balance some tooth to my whole thing. Sorry. What's gonna be thought was gonna go to the episode There's nothing coming up. So welcome to show Yes, welcome to keep show the economy podcast with myself and myself With Eli and Eli Silverman go through the bargain into church on powerlands of great Britain I just say one thing the treasure amongst the trash one thing like it like the way you're working it I'm glad there's someone there to work it so good.
Yes. Thank you I was working it off the way you're working it one little legal. Yes that occurred to me just now Okay, just a little and it's just a note for you just the note and I think moving forward You should be using it because you gave me my own cold open. Yes, and I think the committee would be glad This is a sort of episode.
So I think I should take the fucking what you could I should step up to the plate Wait, you got your cock and balls on a guy when he steps up to the plate is it a sauce plate a sauce plate is crotch thrust based one thing In your little preamble. Yes, good like we've had a tank pound lands Can I go to my hand up right now? I wonder what the fuck you're doing as a co-host me What the fuck are you playing at? I am a little bit tired and emotional from the triple DJ shift I've just put in in the last three days and here's me way laying my tiny violin way laying it way way way You mouth idiot you've done it again put it down the go Wanking that's what we go to yeah, this is your whole fucking mini comedy arc Totally get the wrong word for something then when questioned about it.
Tell you just type of wanking Here's Eli's fucking mine. Oh, yeah your little character. Oh, yes, Paul. You're shit everything you do.
I didn't say that let me fix this Uh I've shot the bed. I don't shit the bed you shit the bed more often than a fucking 90 year old loose bow in village. Oh Paul yeah, I do not go to my bed now going to the house of pickles and sniff I'll go to your bedroom. Am I yes you are I aren't I?
I'm not saying your shit and everything. I just spent about three minutes saying how much I like your preamble There was one little nickel just that we don't go to pound stores or shops in a while. Yes, we never do I have in a while But I did get like christian things for certain like like off brand brand offs there within the years. Okay, shut up I saw a video online.
I don't care about what you've seen online. You've upset me now No one's interested you anecdote fucking they are no, they're not right. I was gonna go all my cycles 350 350 is coming in if the big wedding we're all excited. Oh, yeah, we're gonna be uh recording what happens at that wedding Uh and giving you a commentary on the beautiful ceremony that I'm sure we're gonna get I'm not only have I now been invited I'm invited to the fucking sack as well.
Yeah, no, I'm going to the week after the next is just before I'm doesn't it? Yeah, we weren't invited to the hen night obviously, but we are going to spy in there So we'll sort that out. We'll get recording that way when I went up to blechley to deliver the scores to juicy Jeremy. Yeah for the last Interesting call back mr.
Silverman. No, that's when I got went to the corner in blechley You know which we won't mention and then I am you gave you a not only an invite to the wedding but the sack So that's nice isn't it? I'm glad that squishy's you know thought of me. Yeah, well, we I pulled a few favors I got them to ask you to get you a ticket to the fucking wedding.
I've kicked off a bunch of strangers Really nearly so to speak fucking willy billy billy anyone's fucking name once again. He like brings nothing to the conversation. I bring I bring Oh Also coming up this week show the wedding this time I'm looking forward to the big event of the year bring your family and friends listening It's a big wedding. It's gonna be beautiful.
I'm gonna bring tissues. Yeah, just you know, I know there's a lot of negative things sometimes on this podcast, you know Messy chaotic. Yeah, visceral dirty dirty for smell it's melly grubby smelly Foul rank musty putress and things. Yeah grotty that unwashed clothing smell dead mongrel funk Now Mongrel funk it's so great so we've checked out so long.
I forgot your point was gonna be come on What was I actually saying I don't know on this week's show? We got a sore report. Oh, no, that's what I was saying And we've got a I don't know what you want to call it a drinky section. It's not so good It's a boom section Hey fucking boom Fucking boom Boom Oh, oh, was that he moves That's what's gonna say there are dark moments on this podcast No, but maybe you know about we're getting trounced by that thrift pod what I listen to last week's episode I heard this is always going to be this is bad No, I know it's always gonna be podcast to do better than us.
It's always gonna be one to do worse You're never gonna be the biggest isn't absolute rip off They're getting all the plaudits that we've never had article to the times top list I think it was pod Bible did a breakdown recent that said some of the effect of it is everything that cheap show aims to be witty Yeah, yeah, it's like it's a genuine threat to this podcast if that keeps going on and I don't know if you don't care Or you just don't get the magnitude of it. I just don't know what we're supposed to do apart from you just getting anxious getting unhappy Well, I think I'll perform well, mate. That's so close to saying I'll give you I In a second he couldn't help it Hello He likes move over to brand off let's it down let me sit there by the thing Okay, Richard sit down here hello. Yeah Thank you Mate I heard last week's episode What's going to do?
It's a Genuinely worried about the success of the podcast Right to get that money with Yeah, we've got a sock for the coins for you. All right. Well, you know cost of living rough off and all of this. Yes You know how much got your income.
No, I know I know it's all very expensive You have to protect this podcast right now to me I have no copyright on that all those fucking copy characters brand off looking after them Well, they've got more resources. They've got more press interest getting big the bigger audiences now and we're damaged by it This affects you as well affects everyone all right. Well, so what we're gonna do? We have to protect this podcast somehow.
I don't see how we're gonna do it in the face of this adversity I will protect his podcast. I know I haven't been totally above board No, I'm a murderous like a path Edge and sometimes a blade edge that you literally rough rough Okay, well I think is you I just tell you I Ruthlessness goes both ways I'm gonna be ruthless in your court. I mean your pen now, okay, okay I tell you what I have got something in store for these thrift pot boys. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, you wait because I'll be let you get blood on your hands.
I mean you don't have to I'll get blood on my hands I live a fucking round about what I got to know rough rough. Tell you what just give me a wife for you Yeah, we've got a fine You use yeah in that room you said the answer run off the podcast. Yeah Bellum, it's got Wi-Fi. What's the password the password?
I believe is egg white. Let's give me one hour. Yeah, right? Oh problems problems gone in an hour.
You're gonna solve this old rough solve is too gentle a word for it. All right, okay Well, I don't want to know I don't want to know I don't want to know about it. Just go. Just do it Do it you have to just don't get me any live old please.
What just acknowledge that pun dissolved Right one hour. I'm just gonna go in there. Yeah, right. See you in a bit.
I just see you like I ran off right going in there. Oh, just shit. It's a shit. Fuck me Stop being all frank Spencer about this sit down Everyone at home now knows you've done the character and you're swapping and you rely again I'll break your fucking legs.
Right. Let's crack on with the show. Okay, then It's the source With me and I so then join today by occasional sub editor Paul hello My name is Paul Gannon. I'm live on the scene the source report and I like source now Paul you've heard hello welcome again to the source report Hello, welcome to the source report.
I am who I say I am I bet you are now you've brought you've sourced some sauce for the source report this afternoon Yes, I was out on location do do do during digitize alive and a few lovely people came to see me after the show and handed me such lovely things Is it source related? Fortunately because my memory is like shit and I didn't have a pen and write this stuff down and I can't remember things I forget the name of the lovely gentleman. Well, you're not much of a journalist Well here on the source report. We have a very high standard of journalism But it was a day no taking who gave us the this world board game I believe well that is sir.
That is I've no use to anyone. It was it's someone from a thing. Oh someone from a thing Well done. I know okay.
Just here on the source report today. God source provided the source provided today for the source Oh shit. We'll talk about it later when we do the performance review Today with the performance review. I don't think I should do this show anymore.
What source report I'll take on source reports right with everything going on. Maybe it's just like quit this Doing the source report. Why do you always have to fucking threaten to quit when we're doing my favorite bit I just like I like this. I'll just let the fuck and have it No, you heard brandon.
They can fucking stand on my chest and piss him on there. He's working away. He's doing something I don't like it. He's doing something in there on his laptop.
Yeah, it's probably watching porn hub for piss videos He's probably not it is no it is well. We'll see in an hour's time. We were like in there. It's not gonna be an hour either Anyway, yes, so someone gave me these two sources and who was this person again?
Paul someone from a thing Visually someone from a thing gave us source took money and time out of their fucking day Oh, well, I do what at least I stayed around to meet people after the digitize. I just not got the same fucking They insisted on getting me that A few people and be a bit nice. I'm so low to people But no, you just fuck up even you said to me fuck this play. Oh, I'll go out.
I didn't say that I didn't say that I didn't say that back fucker than I've had around with these I'm What you fucking said to me? I did I'm ever say oh that's our secret mate you said that's I'm bringing it out right now. What horrible shit you're a shit but making that up now. It totally is not I'm holding of it I Recording that What you playing it on an old school dick the phone?
Yeah on a fucking beat master someone get clip someone very kind Please do get in contact with the show and we'll message you and say sorry provided us with two sources from the same manufacturer Um, yes the Wiltshire chili farm now obviously one of these chili no chili production in the UK in recent years Go on a roof Yeah, and a lot of it is in the West Country where Wiltshire is as well Devon Wiltshire Yeah, you know we did that episode where we tasted a whole load of products. Yeah from one farm that was sent to us That was the age again. Yeah, that was the one with the necklace. Oh, that was the Lego hole wounds That was a strange episode for various reasons.
They were another farm in that part of the world. Am I mistaken? So there are two unique hot sources today Oh, they say on the bottle feelers flavor as in we don't fear listen listen when it comes to it now poor although You chickened out and I did half the hot ship. Shut up.
We've both been to nine million scoville land was it nine million? I don't know it was a hot thing about ever eaten. Okay, and a lot hotter than any of these are gonna get near We've been ruined it was hotter than that that scorpion black widow source of God, but right which was about 90,000 About 90,000 scoville's but it was about six million scoville's sorry, but we're gonna do these more on the flavor than they're heat I guess these are interestingly flavored one is called Fright might so effectively it's what a veggie might kind of marmite. I don't know what does it say fright might I think it's a can't read I can't read for shit something sauce with the bottom very bottom line on that It's too.
It's I got me glasses Yeah, we're old it's the end for us in it Anyway, the next one the second one need to read these sources over there. I'll do it Well, you fucking do it But the very bottom line on that thing underneath the frightening it says or fright might what does it say? Marmite based hot sauce there we go and then this is coffee chili sauce. There's nothing on the back It's just that's all it says I don't know what the Loga harbanero loga no longer no longer no here.
Oh, yeah, okay. That's good Carrot Top answer is it in there? I don't see it. Yeah Well, that's good in it.
No carrot Let's sit down so we can hear you lovely voice Having a look having a brief look at the ingredients of these two well Let's just get him in our gov I only prefer to see fewer ingredients and not tomorrow as the first one. It's doing a similar thing to carrot, isn't it? First source will come out tomorrow. What watery now?
Are you ready with a spoon? How I could be you've got them on your side. I'll be administering the source to you. Thank you What's up for you to put the dirty spoon in after?
Okay, all right? I don't want hot sauce all over this room fine. Just be careful to put on the table on the floor Okay, which do you think would be better to start with? I think the vegemite because I think the vegemite leave more than after two I was recommended that the coffee one is good on its own So maybe we do leave that for second because that's the better it would be better than the high point now We know we do mama what the flavor of mama is apart from salty.
It's like it's like Mummy. Yeah, but in fact is yeast glutamate or something and the glutamate is the umami molecule So it's one of the most umami things you can get over there I might and what goes well with chili umami goes well with chili. So I'm thinking this could be a very nice hot sauce Let's find out Naga the ghost pepper a few years ago That was the hottest pepper before they came up with all these new strains such as the Reaper Carolina Reaper and Trinidad scorpion Which is also stuff you've said before I'm just going over it Well, open it up. Oh, you fucking gal drag this out.
You're paying for mad It's a social report. This is my domain. Give me spoon of hops also hit put it in gob-go you Oh, there's a nif naf naf naf naf naf naf naf naf naf naf Give us a nif put the glass down on the floor put it on the floor before the bike crack you one I've got your spoon. I'm doing your spoon put the glass down then you don't need to hold the glass I'm doing you a spoon.
Okay. I want to sniff the bottle. No, no just Not hard. Oh quite watery watch out.
That is enough for you. I think it probably is You got it? Oh, there's a quite a lot there smell that it does smell very marmighty I can't detect any other can you detect any hot sauce flavor? I've dropped a bit on my jeans go in there Sweet sweet my mighty yeah Oh, yeah, oh I Get some milk He's brought me milk.
I'm stopping it now cool you down. It's got a little bit of a kick. I'll admit not as sweetness didn't pop out so much to me I thought it was quite sweet. Oh, I think it was a combination of having too much and it can we slightly down the rug hole?
Okay, fine Okay, Paul, okay get it together. It's all right. It's all right. I don't know what you'd have that with I would just like to say What I thought I didn't get that much sweetness.
It's got a nice balance with it's got a sort of up front and up front almost citrus Chilli, you know, it's a it's almost it's a bright chilly. No, I feel sick now I actually genuinely feel quite sick. Well, listen you haven't been out drinking all three nights in a row So yeah, you don't have to do that. You know your job doesn't require you to drink well.
No, no well Can I talk about this hot sauce for a moment please? You got 30 seconds? No, don't do this countdown thing quite nice balance between the bright chili flavor and the marmite flavor with a little bit Sweetness in the mid-palette only seconds and you said I don't know what you'd like that with I'll tell you I think it has got quite the thing with that sauce not bad sauce I say it has got quite a 10 seconds quite a narrow use case which would be something like black and chicken barbecue chicken, you know Do you agree with that? Yes, maybe a nice kind of char grilled chicken.
You can't know what about just throw it out there nice sausage I could definitely put that on a sausage. Yes. Yeah, like a nice What's that big Cumberland one a Cumberland sausage? Definitely that umami from the marmite is gonna give a depth to a flake yeah, don't you think quite hot to what for you?
No, no, I just I had too much and it was a mistake Okay, so we move on to the next sauce, please do I am so in the mood for it now. I'll give you a smaller spoon of this one Okay, this is the coffee. I'll do you know I'll deliver my own case Just trying to have fun with my friend whilst we make a podcast all right, okay, all right have some fun I am having fun kind of way or the knife now on this the smell of the coffee chili is much more upfront Oh, I'm not getting much coffee at all. He's giving it a shake shake the bottle awake the drink They're both very similar color these sources in fact deep deep brown rich brown.
They're like brown sauce goggy dirt brown This has got more vinegar on the nose. It really does. Wow. It really does is it very vinegary This coffee one has a lot more vinegar on the nose.
I feel like it's gonna be less well balanced now coffee Isn't as flavor I would think would go with chili. Oh, I guess I like coffee on food. I can't eat one coffee cake No, you don't know not really know. I love coffee cake.
I like coffee chocolate I like a mocha chocolate. Yeah, let's see now. Let's see. That's a lot sweeter.
It is sweet. I'm not getting much coffee any at all Tye bit tiny wisps. It's not bad sauce. I'd say it's like a very hot sweet chili sauce sort of thing Yes, it is sweet in a way any coffee no, but it's sweet in a way that isn't pleasant.
It's just it's just sweet pretty hot as well Yeah, oh, maybe then the first one. I mean, I don't know I a lot less than that this time I just wanted to flavor profile didn't want to get a punch in the throat again. Not as interesting I would actually say maybe I prefer the veggie mighty I might want both of them. I might want but both of them might work with burgers more I couldn't taste the coffee to be honest.
Perhaps it was the wrong way around we did it Well, my mom might want definitely had some uses Oh, I have a problem genuinely like if we've had it the other way round We might have had a poor experience with the mom might want we don't know but there's a good possibility of that pool so what I will do Because I'm dedicated to this segment of the show. Yeah, it's take some of this ever later They just buy itself a coffee one. Will you report on it? Of course can we stop now?
I feel really we're gonna have a break. I'll be for quite a second break To me you didn't you did this to me. This is how you kill me in it This is how we like gets is this is how we like takes the crown from the king This is it in it. This is your move at to broot a s2 shut up in for me in for me all together Oh I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I