Ep. 35 - The (Olympic) Tour de France of Podcast Episodes

Welp, we went straight from Hawk Tuah to a Turkish Sharpshooter. We're talking Olympics tonight, and more specifically, Tom is quizzing Doug to see if he knows...well, anything. You name it, we got it: from the opening ceremony to the Turkish John Wick, to awkward sports commentators, boxing controversies and disqualifying weenies. After you're done here, go watch yourself some Kayak Cross (you're welcome).   Patreon is live with member-only content! Find it here: 2DT Patreon! The Next Up Festival in Westerly is coming in just over one week!   These links are on target:  The Wardrobe Malfunction Story is True? Just Kidding, it's not? A Boxing Controversy article less combative than others Pole Vaulter Reaching New Heights Fly Me to the Synchronized Moonwalk Sam and Dean Will Take Care of These Speed Climbers River Swimming Sickness? Actually, Maybe Don't Blame the River? Kayak Cross: Honestly the Best Part of These Olympics This Was Hard to Find, but Behold: The Bouncing Fencer Bonus: Sad to Announce I Did Not Qualify for the Olympics And Finally, Comments Olympic Announcers Would Like to Retract   If you want to be the coolest dad, Get Some Merch!   Email us at [email protected]!   Find all the episodes and links on our website!