We are now in the cold open zone zone zone. Hello ladies and gentlemen. My name is Paul Ganon. Hello, my name is Paul Ganon and this is Cheap Show, the economy comedy podcast.
Thank you for joining us. So we're not doing a cold open. We're not doing a cold open. We're doing an intro.
Okay fine, start again. Hello, my name is Paul Ganon and welcome to Cheap. We are doing a cold open. This is it but I'm putting the cold open.
So cold is this. That's just an intro. Yeah, but then we don't have to do the intro after the credits then do we? I'm just doing it.
Fine, which means exactly what means exactly that is there is no cold open. There's an intro then the credits and then into the show. Hello, I mean, I do want to call open. But you want to bring random and stupid.
No, I don't. No consequences. No, I don't. You just said that's what you were going to do.
Yeah, no, I expected it. And then you said hello, my name is Paul Ganon. Yeah, because my court was going to be much more professional. Look, don't click your fingers.
I'll fucking snap him off. Fuck you, stop getting violent and angry. This is a new entry point for all new listeners. And I don't want it besmirched with your stupid, clunky fucker, you'll see on tele-tomorrow.
Oh, did I? We can't use this. We can't use this. This is terrible.
You're ruining this. I'm just on a warm up. I was doing a nice, lovely, normal, cold open, generic fine. There's a doing front door.
Let them in. Come on in. There's a do it. Get on the floor before you come in.
That can't have cold open. I don't need this fucking mouth-gobbery-gob strike from you. It's not gobbery-gob strike. It is.
That wasn't nonsense. It was just bad humor. You're bad humor. That was in bad taste.
And I don't think you should leave it in. Well, I'm going to leave this comment at least, which reflects upon the moment you said. Let's just start again. I'm not going to start again.
This is an absolute catastrophe from the plan that we discussed earlier. No, the plan is. The plan is. When I'm doing the cold open, and you instantly interrupted me.
Because it wasn't a cold open. I was literally trying to be professional. You should have that something. It wasn't a cold open.
Oh, I'm going to fuck you up. I think it's best you leave. I'm going to leave. I think it's best you go.
I think it's going to be your time. I don't need you anymore. You have no cache here. Let's go, go on.
Oh, well. Go on. This is ridiculous. This is not how this was meant to go.
It's never like that with us. It was never like that with us. This was meant to be a reboot. We're lights from his up.
It's every boot twice. With lights from his up. Well, not even a bronze metal counterpart. Oh, fuck you.
Welcome to cheap show. No, no, no Oh, that's the fucking credit. sources and word of bridges. I'm responsible for I hate you.
I got to move a coffee. Cheap show to the other night. It's the price of shame. It's a cheap show.
I'm not going to fight you. I'm not fighting you. Okay, I just want to say that. Don't you look you're sitting there.
You've got an agro pose. I've got me agro pose on. So don't I'm not fighting. I'm a nice little man.
Hello everyone. Hello, my name is Paul Ganon and this is a podcast called cheap show and it's a podcast with me Eli and him Paul Scanlon Paul Scanlon First new character of the new era new characters. Oh, I'm Paul Scanlon. No, I like mother corners.
You like I'm Paul Scanlon and I like Well, all right. That's what you guys corners. Okay, food corner. I'm looking for the blue razz one that's out soon Hello, welcome to cheap show.
This is the economy comedy. No seriously. I just get this done No, I think for people who may be joining us people name them for people for f.o.r. For them.
Yeah, you understand that Yeah, when I'm saying I'm just I don't if you picked up on this rubbing you the wrong way. Give me a rub needle I'm giving you a rub the wrong way. Give me a needle rub. I'm stroking down not up Come on come on talking down.
You're talking shit. It's worth the talk down and pull up isn't it? Think about it. They're both part of a holistic whole that I give me Give you a holistic whole mate Paul This is meant to be a reboot.
Yeah, it's meant to be an episode. We could just start getting though I believe this is who we are now. It's not who out. Yeah, it's nine years almost of this.
What kind of podcast is it's True to ourselves. There's just ourselves. What is what is the true self? Oh, well, it's a mask.
It's an internal. This isn't me Is it what is identity itself? That's not you? That's not you.
I know the you I know is not there I was leaving an image of me. Yeah, that is your image of me. I've got some kind of like a monkey live version of you in my head You know how my killer is? No, I'm like the word It's like a creature isn't it made of other creatures.
No a monkey like is like a little man who lives inside of you is it? Yes, it's a metaphor for that full scandlon Oh And he lives inside of all of you and you know what he calls for in the night what? Look over there's me mama. He's obsessed with blue razz.
Where's me mama in blue? Now imagine yourself now. Can you just do this little exercise for me? Eventually we'll start this podcast.
I know a lot of people complain about like podcasts where they ramble on frayed about getting the meat of it It gets in the way. There is no more. Can I just say our podcast is 100% no meat? Just in case it's your first experience.
Yeah 100% no meat. That's what I can see but no meat That's what I was trying to get to phrase it is it because the reaps show all conceits no meat Now that's what I was trying to get to Paul. Yeah, perhaps we should have some sympathy and a welcoming Yes a position towards anyone who may have you know just spotted the new logo. Oh what's that they've cried?
Yes, I'll give that a go. I'm on the market for a new podcast. Oh, I'm fresh out of the market. Oh, I'm in the market There's the fish store.
There's the vegetable and there is cheap show Angela get me bucket I'm out the podcasting right the fjords. Why would you need a bucket to fit? Sivam you put holes in the bucket you scoop what the fuck are you gonna use to put holes in the bucket with? What's enough enough to do driver Angela get me a screwdriver Pob Fjorden pod fjording and going to the fjords for pods.
Oh don't start doing voices. You've completely end of this episode There will be 1700 new characters all from me. You're trying to repopulate them. Yeah, no That's what I'm trying to fucking say.
Hey, mate. Hello. I'm the teacher My name is Paul Ganon and welcome to the economy comedy podcast with me every week as always is Eli Silverman. Hi everyone And what do we do every week you like we go through the charity shop the bargain bins the discount stores and jumble sales Sometimes bazaars off this great Britain and further abroad Sometimes and bring you the treasure we find amongst that treasure we do indeed and this week We are bringing you such lovely treasures that have been delivered to us via the medium of P.
Oh box because we have one And if you want to send us to the P. Oh box it is on our website It's also the matter day for this podcast in the app that you're playing this out of why don't you just remember the number Why don't you remember the website is I can what is it? It's www dot yeah Nine years the cheap show without the website eight cheap show.co.uk I refuse to acknowledge whether that was correct or not why that was correct because it was fucking correct Because the first time ever fucking got on it right. I do know it now.
It's an I know things. Well, sorry email them Info at no, it's really not info at no no info at no info. It is the cheap show.co.uk. No, that's the website This has got to be it's maybe a reboot and it is catastrophic in here the feeling of failure So on this week's episode we're doing two segments segments for millions of long-term listeners to the show But just explain them for the new listeners Paul that's the hundreds of that's the plan dip shit I know what I'm doing get off me back.
I can help I don't need your help You can say what's this segment and I go and that's a segment where I'm done Yeah, how have we been doing this? Absolutely terrible. Yeah, we got a Reynolds in London last week. Oh, yeah, how's that blank me?
Is this is some kind of game that you're building up because I saw the photo. Yeah, but it was the duress What do we do rex? I went up to him and put it me poor member your best mate because you said we'd hang out and he was like mm-hmm And he kind of looked through me not at me and I went to shake a hand and he then turns look at someone else And so I popped in for a picture and he shouted fine for fuck sake We took the picture and then he moved on and he went please go away I'm sorry to hear this I'm sorry to hear this but I think that was just being a bit of a fun fun time Charlie, you know what I mean I think ultimately he was teasing you just didn't want to see too pally with me in public. Why are you why you talk?
What's true? Are you talking like this? It's true. I think he loves me I think that was the game we playing hard to get because you know fine.
He's in a did one I'm not interested in this for like pin badges. Oh, see it's got a pin badge. Oh, I see it. Oh, so cool Yeah, getting a bit like you should just be straight with me.
All right, cuz I can't take these games of love I don't know why I'm doing this if you listen in Gareth just reply to my five letters I don't know why I do this bit reply to the third one the third email. We didn't we haven't discussed this you doing a bit I was just actually interested to know what happened Obscification isn't it all right? I'll do the boring version I went to see a show and it was nice and it was a good show and there were two hecklers who he dealt with very professionally Informed it into his material quite well. He's always very good at that He was very nice and he went hello Paul and I said thank you for doing the podcast and he went no worries And then I gave him a badge and he gave me a badge I didn't have to pay for it because he knew it was my birthday And then we did a couple of pictures and I said take care and he went goodbye And I went outside for a cigarette and I stared at him and watched him as 20 other people took his time I want to be all 20 people hello hello hello hello hello You've got another 17 I'm not doing 17 more hello I'm like all richy Whoo so what's you've you've pulled the steam out haven't you?
You're gonna have to snip snip snip I make gold out of shredded wheat you are the cosmetic surgeon of this podcast. I am you go and you give it a bit of an If and talk don't I yes like podcast comes in looking fucking ugly Paul doctor Paul what can you do? Oh don't worry keep your podcast out fix you just gonna get a decision here and a cut here Oh look you going out into the world as a beautiful oh it's vaginal is it no so you see no so very interesting you see the podcast This podcast which you are co-founder and you know most important person as a big damn wet pussy yes Which you need to then professionally manipulate and tighten well this segment over just frankly I don't like where it's going I was gonna go along with for a moment with it when it's a vagrant water and you know I'm not a fan so we're moving on We've got a price of shite coming up and we've got a off-brand brand off. We'll explain it as we fucking go Right we're doing the it's a price of shite round and the it's a price of shite round has a theme and that theme Eli I presume goes like this.
Oh, it's the fucking price of shite. Oh, it's the fucking price of shite Oh, it's the fucking price of shite. Oh, it's a fucking price. Oh, all right, and that is right hot hot Did you say that that see it behooves me it behooves you to hot holla hot behooves me the holla hot yes, okay good Paul so tell them Eli what the stakes are and the rules of the price of shite.
There are no stakes They don't know real stakes It's bullshit though isn't it the end of the day? Just make that could be anything good sugar. I've given you three good sugars. I'll give you a waffle pull You know, I've given you this waffle pull well, it's when you get I Waffle That doesn't work as a coinage now you'll be doing it.
What you do that I got a bit drunk into a waffle pull Lots of cream on it Maple now the price of shite is a game a segment that we've had on this show from time imma memorial imma memorial In Muriel that's been immureial for years And it's very sticky in wet now. Let's give it to get at the surgeon I can't stop thinking that vagina walking out of your office. There's no vagina walking out of my office How would you do that like with a little bottom bit? Shimi?
Yeah, vagina shimmy out of how else would a vagina walk? It wouldn't it would just lie there on the floor that you kicked it if it was a cartoon vagina it would walk Yeah, but it's a cartoon vagina. It probably had eyes and a mouth and a sang show tune So it doesn't really matter. Well, you put an extra mouth on a vagina You just put it just it just sings sideways doesn't matter the price of shite is a long-term segment on this podcast Everyone and it is where we guess the price of tat essentially items usually found in charity shops across the length of this great country usually charity shops Not always but always that's not the rule no it's tat of any kind anything cheap and unusual or strange or even outwardly awful We'll take and we'll try to guess the price off now in the early days of the podcast me and Paul used to go out on little shopping trips And play again.
I'll have we we haven't done that we need to do that No, this is what I'm explaining But seeing as our popularity group or and our beautiful listenership started to get involved these days they are tended to be done by the listeners And one little extra point for the reboot audience Paul points are known as between yes and they matter they matter to me I know you just tossed them off just as a very happy back It matters to me because they're like a blue-peda badge Yeah, I mean there's something special to this show that everyone wants and not many people get not many people It's a very exclusive club of people who possess between sport if you're in club between then you only watch on with them These eyes you do but I've got I've got more between than almost everyone else in the whole world apart from your good self Don't I so there you go so it's just about about my between exclusive club the between I'm fully between Out right so tell them how we score these items there you get between yes, and what's the scoring What the parameters of earning those between the between Foxy the between correlation points system is as follows Paul if you guess the price That's what it's going to get in the price of stuff if you guess the price and you get it exactly right You get two between between between little sound and now the follow-up rule to that is if you guess within 25 pence Either way of the actual score North or South of it you get one between it's a rule that's done That's good steady in our time and every now and then there'll be opportunities for bonus between but they come up as and when depending on the Game and the format because there are some alterations to the game at times sometimes variations of the theme There are there are different versions and they have different between Attitation not acetation Acclimation that's what you get if you want to be the best and you want to see the nation Oh, I think nations what you need don't do that if you want to be a record breaker Don't we have a record breaker album. Yeah, it was terrible. Have we talked about on the show? I don't know you know what I can't remember anything Nothing pass like I don't know one I don't know web last week No, I just remember we went to the park which that village went for drinking came home.
Yeah, but it must have been okay now Shop because we need to move on Ignatian everybody different forms of the price of strike game has played on cheap show have different between Atticnation anyway, this is a sense into us Asic Nation rules from a bunch of cheeky chaps who do a podcast called the killer rabbit podcast So Adam Benson and Sam which I don't believe their real names because they sound corporately created Adam Adam Benson That's what he said Benson Benson sounds like a naughty dog in the park Benson that it was the name of that Was it this podcast got the naughty dog it Paul you have to know that we need to get a naughty dog in this podcast No, we don't need any water J Wimbledon was where that Benson video was filmed Wimbledon common what's the big conspiracy here? It was a common one of those comments anyway, they have a price of Point they've put to an envelope the answer the real estate envelope It's sealed I can see it sealed Paul no no shenanigans has gone on the effigy of Mulchy Fibbage who exists outside the kind of characters and Cheapshows and ratify this particular appearance will be protecting it So there's Mulchy mulchy sitting there you can see photos of Mulchy on our website looking after the prices so no one can take it I'm happy with that Paul Mulchy's got a nice flat flat bottom right They said all of these were purchased in lovely leads which is a rich in charitable offerings rich in charitable offerings Yes, the items come from three different charity shops in the form of PDSA Okay, it's got the blue logo no PDSA it's pets or something pet doctors socket I mean no one needs you to say that without them. You say pet you're saying vets suck I say pet doctors pet doctors This is what you're implying if a dog gets bitten on the arse by a bad snake right Oh, there's only one way to help your doggy and that is I have to put my arse on its mouth and suck out the dog's mouth No, my dog my mouth and the dogs are yeah And I suck out what you meant the real vet Rumbled Take Gemma's hospice and the British heart foundation right Gemma's that sounds like a local one often the hospices are very much locally based Yeah, so we have the North London hospice here in North London don't we yeah, that's not even in this part of North London What you have is salukes is the equivalent here isn't it I presume so I guess every region had their own kind of hospice Which you know need there are the most localized charity shops So there are five items Eli all we can play this together great. I'll get me book me Pan out in a minute the cost of the items overall is nine pounds and 28 pence.
Okay good So they say usual between rules apply here. I love the attention to detail that Benson Ralph and Johnny McTell have given to the 28 interesting though because it throws into you know throws this kind of certainty up into the air with prices because 76p is this one yeah 24 I think we both know from long experience Paul it doesn't doesn't pay to worry too much Not about that. That's why the between service factors in these variations and offers between when appropriate Yeah, what you will find because of the structure of the between assignation rules that we follow mostly Yeah, is that we try to sort of go in increments of 25p, you know, we both also know the most between you get are gonna be the 25p once It's hard to get it on the nose. It's very rare But when it happens it is quite the exalted day and I would go so far as to say Paul that most of the times you've got a Jazi double between on the nose It's been when you've guessed it a quick because you're just later But so I would like to see you all you the fact that I still get legitimate points What I'm saying is that it doesn't the nine pound 28 doesn't add anything because neither of us are gonna do a fucking calculation to the nearest And try and get it really matter.
Are we ready to go? Are we ready to join this now? Are we ready to go? Yes, or no, if not just stop no and the games begin so how the items five and the first one is this is handing me a small cardboard box This is a gyroscope.
This is a toy I had as a child. Did you absolutely? I never had a gyroscope as a kid it demonstrates the the rotation of the earth does it? Yeah, it's just some basically a fancy spinning top though, right?
No, it's a balanced It's self-balances itself because of its construction. It's not just a spinning top. It's a spinning top within a stationary frame Let's say a daroscope may or not be working. I haven't opened it.
We have a go then we've got a little table Yeah, that's quite nice. Well, it comes with a rip pool whatever they call it. Yeah, that's what you rip Yeah, this is very much the box design is very much retro atom punk, isn't it? It's like 50s style which they do with all of these sort of classic toys now to try and reflog them Don't you always see like a slide whistle made of wood or a harmonica or kazoo and they come in like retro 50s boxes and this box is sort of the color of old school cardboard or paper bags that fake aged kind of yeah very This is quite nice.
They're designed like little playing kids faces right catching they do the job but they don't interest me I know and it's also where it's selling old crap. Yeah for lots of money like yeah overpriced yeah old crap It's a lot of it's just very simple wooden toys. I mean I know this is different This is but you know who else has got on that sort of bandwagon who isn't it's Fisher price They're selling they really that's good. I mean because they're classic toys or something Yeah, and they're still when you think about them appropriate for children then is they are now I guess now We've got this little stand here and you get a little looks like a little traffic until a little long traffic I don't worry.
I take a picture of this. It'll be on our website the cheap show dot co dot UK Right, right, so you put it in the top of the traffic code and then you know that didn't work it collapsed almost instantly You didn't do it hard enough. He's put the gyroscope back on the little traffic cone pivot He's gonna feed in the rip pull now into the grooves of this so the UFO surrounded in the kind of little cage in it You're gonna pull it. Yeah, it's the cage right you're pulling it.
You gotta pull it hard fast. They'll act better Go on there. We go. Oh, see it's stable ish as it's when it keeps the speed up.
It's stable I thought you might have acted longer than that Yeah, I see yeah, yeah works nicely give it a good time That was too hard broke it. Oh Yeah, I broke it off Too hard because it unlocks the keys the teeth come out the ripple has little teeth on and there's a little cog essentially at the top They do don't pull it too hard, but fast but not too fast god. You're doing much Fucking load of shit crap all right, so that's our first item. I want you to think it is you have your paper Right who's getting first how many items we have in total five overall price nine twenty eight So I'm gonna say it was in Leeds and it's in its you know leaders quite costly actually for a northern town is it I found so I'm projecting that they've bumped that they're prated obviously because they're a metropolitan thrives in that part of the world Isn't it yeah go on and watch you think I think it's like three pounds.
Okay, say three pounds I was gonna say 250 well you say 250 then Paul and I am there we go. Okay, that's our first item out the way next next item is What's this? Haha now? He's handed me a cocoa pops ball plastic bowl plastic bowl and this very I like this Yeah, because you to the design of this little plastic bowl utilizes a design selling point Yes a unique selling point that cocoa pops always used to brag about pool Mmm, which is well You put your milk on your cocoa pops and then eventually all the cocoa pops chalky comes off the chalky pops and goes into the milky Plops and you you and then you could just slip down the lovely cold chocolate milk at the end Mmm, it makes the milk chocolatey.
I mean that's one way of putting it Yeah, but I like my way because it was more verbose. I mean it's almost like milk milk. No Don't know why you still find that funny I've updated it by the way milk milk mayonnaise round the corner gravy's made I mean beefy if that's more realistic isn't it? Well stock.
Yeah, man in our time of life That's much more realistic. You could you can chuck it all up and go cheese cheese mayonnaise round the corner gravy's made How about that? Oxo. Oh, yes Paul cheese cheese mayonnaise round the corner because it's a kid doesn't come out a ladies bosom No, but nothing but does milk does yes.
Thank you. But then chocolate and you say you've got to come out anyone's bum Oh, does it but we still say that so makes no one still do it? I like oat milk lemonade round the corner oxos made cheese cheese mayonnaise round the corner oxos made What I'm saying that makes milk chocolatey so in our in this version that acetates to this bowl pour It's milk milk on the cocoa pops chocolates made. Yeah, right and I'm just lemonade on the side You could fuck off just get on with it.
This file has a built-in It's a straw it's a straw and it so you can slurp the chocolate they do always know about it makes the milk chocolate I used to be my favorite part. Did it really? No, it's just made it break the bowl to your face and slurp it down I'm not a chocolate though. Yeah, I did I put loads of cocoa pops in mine.
That's why it did you like I got this My name's Coco Whammer monkey like you I live in the jungle nah tinder zoo I keep my pajamas in a big red box, but I'd rather have sex with Samantha Fox I was told this girl was a song at the bottom of this bowl It says sip up the chocolatey milk kids. That sounds like a threat does and it's your turn to guess the price Do you like it? I like it in the night and if I was younger, I probably I would lap it up. It's fine.
Well, I'm not It's got schmucks in it's got schmucks in it's got schmucks in the package because they work Chris to the box Chris brag Chris This is the bottom of my bowl 50 Chris crumbs trompole trompole trompole trompole upon my bowl I'm gonna say for that I guess the price I'm gonna say I Not too quick too. Quiddie says too. Quiddie says too. Quiddie says I'm gonna go 175 175.
It's a one pound 75 on that Oh, I'm looking at it. I got a rub along this pencil. I can do it. You can go back afterwards and if you want.
Yeah next item Oh, it's this Eli tell me what it is. I think we've had this before I certainly have something similar This is a mustard pot. Now. What's the use of a mustard pot?
Why don't you just get out of the jar? I know well you need it I don't know I think it's a remnant of a different time You know when you had your own butter tray and a teapot for making tea and cutlery sets and for your roast dinner You put the gravy in the gravy boat and you have your mustard pot there It was all delivered on the surface plates of some kind of yes But it was to do with keeping up appearances it was to do with it Yeah, like you wouldn't it would be vulgar to just stick a job of jar on the thing So the class thing is yeah, it's sort of like it's just a way of presentation. Yeah. Yeah, which is fine It's a random from that not many people use it really these days apart from maybe your nan That's what I'm saying my nan's dead.
No, I mean the universal now the universal I have the universal Oh It's my morality scooter. Oh, I good ball It's a little mustard pot everybody little yellow pot with mustard color Octavius Yes was on our show and they were there for this or a lot of jokes about filling it up with spunk If you won't be doing today, no because we're on I would argue it would take one big dollar poo to fill that one solid log with Choke that pot Why do you have to say stuff like that? I don't want to be predictable do I don't know it all will be spunk based you mate You've been on the poo train for years now get on get on get on get on get on my poo train The universal nan right it's quite a nice little thing. It has a smidey face.
It's mustard flake colored. Yeah set that it's been cleaned Well, there's no mustard odour lingerang. No comets. It's comments round it.
I like this item You do my favorite item so far. Yes, you know, I like the feel when you put the lid on it It's got a nice fit on the action on the lid and has a nice hole where you put your little mustard spoon I must have been a delicate wee spoon. I can't see myself using it No, but you could put buttons in I don't need to keep buttons I know you can put gooey bears in it and it's from the mustard shop which is in Norwich where the Norwich is the home of universal home of most of them. What do you mean the universal home of most of people think of Mustard they think of Norwich?
Well, that's where Coleman's is from. Yeah, but recently sold out to my these huge mega crust or something So isn't manufactured in Norwich anymore? I think in the last few years. I think that's right.
Yeah, how much do you think it is? Your turn to guess Thursday? Baby, come on love. I'm gonna go to on this too.
So so far you have spent three four five six six pounds seventy five And I've got two more items and I am gonna say that is I'm gonna say 175 oh, which is what you said for the other one But I'm gonna say 175 for that our price guesses have just reversed for the last two and a fountain around aren't they right next item fourth one All two toy trucks two trucks two trucks two trucks two trucks three trucks one is a old school PG tips truck has a got a monkey on Mmm, got something on the fan is it just one of those ladies who collect the tea leaves in the box? Yeah, it's one of those ladies You know headdress. Yeah, that's right. They got rid of that.
Is it monkeys now? I don't know I think they got really monkey they just go and then they brought back a monkey, you know the monkey There's which is made out of those that one in here I've got one of them and it's in them the PG green and red colors as a red roof and the green So like a 1930s kind of delivery van look isn't it nice wait to it It's a nice little toy these are kind of things that you like get attached to a box of the product itself It's when they used to do that you buy a box of like 120 tea bags by PG tips It would come with a free toy car on the front a little separate box It feels like it's one of those kind of items They used to have so many promotional items in boxes of tea didn't they? Mm-hmm you had cigarette cards, but you also had the ones in in tea boxes didn't you for years? Well like mine would get tea bags just because they came with a little porcelain house And you could build up a whole street of cottages and little houses that came with them or the um, oh the little men tea Tettley's team and yeah, you know, you love all those little figurines of the ten men.
Oh, I like all that stuff They don't really do that going for them. Oh, you know, you'd have the tely men you had the lower pack water boys You never put a battery on your nose. What the bake well? I'm not baked.
Oh, yeah, what's his name? There was loads of them although there was only one of them but they used to get the sizes Adverts were they were talking to each other. Oh, I mean home pride stand the home pride Yeah, there was two low pack because there was the little pack animated yokels who were like never put a battery And you know, he's but then there was also that Animation old man animation style bottom up the second of each of these are these wide big skinheads within their makes always of those I'm pretty sure they might have Okay, okay, but what I'm saying is in general right brands don't really come up with cartoon characters anymore to sell them Not really not mainstream brands. Well, it's all sort of more like an anime style, you know 3d sort of things Isn't it all about the logo itself?
Second van is a yellow and red very same shade of yellow is the Coleman's Really shredded wheat. Oh nice. Well, think about shredded wheat that you can't eat two of them or something Yes, is there so terrible like in one go in one sitting you can't eat two I can't I want it seven o'clock and then when you come back it like midday you go. Oh, I can't do that now Shredded wheat just wasn't a good product.
I don't think no it's boring. It was hard arduous I preferred mini shredded wheat. That's why me shreddy's they called on they know something else. I think they come from the same company So I like they're no square brown ones, right?
Yeah, I like I like I like shreddy's. Oh, can you get frosted one? Yeah, I'd have some milk some sugar It's all good mate. It's all good, but I like a nice box of studies.
I really do it times really satisfying great cereal I agree what's something about the way it's like the milk, but still with ten crunch on the edges. Yeah, they're good I know we need to have this conversation. We need to get some straight on this show great stat We need to get shredded wheat is very much a second rate to those those in it But what are they called the little mini shredded wheat is that they're more powerful to be a smaller and much prefer though? Yeah, what were those core corn nuts didn't they have like ice sugar straight mini shredded wheat wheaties?
Maybe a little tiny little bit like sugar coated with those goatees. I never got into those I used to love them But like they don't make them no more. Oh, this guy was a boy in a field of we know we can get now what jaws cereal Yeah, but it's just generic shitty cereal with the logo on that you get back to the future cereal It's like the same look this is one item then one item two two items one price Acting as one item say anything in a year. This is very much like the car that the okay So these are sold as one item and must be choice than prices such as I said Who's with who who are those gangsters in wacky races?
The something gang? The mill the mill the mill the mill the gang that's like their cars it is Anyway, how much do you think it is is it my turn to guess first is it yeah, cuz you guess first with the that's right is your turn Your turn to guess the price now poor we're coming up to we don't go over the nine pounds 28 on our guesses I don't know I think I'm gonna be on the bottom of safe for both of these they One pound 50 they're very collectible. I saw a doctor pepper old vintage dr. Pepper one which was nice mint on card I mean these are modern versions of old things.
I mean what's the name of the company that makes this a Lido Yeah, that's the same as mine the one promotional model made in England in the 80s that could have been made though Because that one I bought with made last week my poor replica Brixton Tram Do you remember yeah, and it had 1983 on it so it was it was mint from 1983. Oh, this is much box This is a separate one that's a different this is probably older than matchbox that the PG tips on his matchbox Made this is 1979. Yeah, so that's what I mean. They're quite old.
It says an a for model a Ford matchbox international 1979 made in handout I guess that they are now mccow. Yeah, they lose all of their sort of collectibility to like serious that's in good Negative to my 79. Yeah must have just been sitting in a box or a Where actually when you put it in front of the light. Yeah, you can see some sort of very good condition Look at the windows.
They're clouded a bit. Yeah, but no, you're right. Oh, that's in lovely Nick, isn't it? Lovely Has been played with I reckon a collection like myself but that's this with this church I went into in highgate They had all loads of these And they're all in the boxes like mint on car much though and those boxes didn't you know with a little hook where they hook them That was still there on them so it was literally mint from 1983 and I Bought a tram Yeah, I've either and then I went and did some business around town and I thought I'd go past there again And I saw the Dr.
Pepper van in the window that's a five if they're all a five. I'm definitely getting that dr. Pepper van How much was it? It was 20 the top event So someone's obviously looked through them all how different collectibility values and what you said I'm quite surprised on the I'm quite surprised that they are come on together is one lot, you know I'm quite surprised about maybe I all of these were 50p and this two set was like eight pound 50 Wouldn't that be a twist all the time fucking punty guys that was a trophy would you come with our show you fucking mess with our format?
You cheeky bastards. I've got fucking stick and your eyes. What's the price fuck me? I'm just what did you guess one fifty remember when I did eight years ago?
Come on. I think two pounds 20 and the final item Eli is there it is top trumps tall ships edition only the tallest ships need a Fly now I despise top trumps. I do I find them boring, but then I'm not finding any game based around collecting or swapping cars Does this mean Paul I pulled out a cheese box on it and there's a grid What is that? What is the cheese box all of these cards have cheese box written on the back of oh wait turn it round It's just the back of the cards.
Yeah, so the company's box is the company's box I mean these are official top trumps are they yeah super top trumps wardingsons. That's the company's a cheese box Cheese box says fucking cheese box. What do you want from me? Why's it got cheese box?
No, no, and they all have cheese box on the back. Yeah apart from the cover card, which says cheese box What does cheese box? You know what if I don't have a shower for a couple of days you build a bit of a cheese box Yeah, make milk lemonade round the corner cheese box You go to my mic on reading the block back cuz the lighting here So playing instructions cheese box the back of this quartet can be used for a further game Oh further game you says which is no this is interesting Isn't it another plane cheese box which is known among school children as the popular cheese box game a game for two Each player in turn draws one of the sides of a square with a felt pen the outside edge is already drawn the player who can close a box Oh, I know this game. You know it.
Yeah, it's not tic-tac-toe. It's that game called corners or some newspaper graph paper We have stocks like the block back of these cards. Yeah, so the idea is it's like you have to put a line And I put a line and you put a line where the clothes of the box wins that box So it's similar to tic-tac-toe in that similar to I connect for tic-tac-toe logic. Yeah, but effectively Yeah, that's what that is you can just play cheese box.
I didn't know it was called cheese box Have you heard of mega tic-tac-toe? No, so you draw out a tic-tac-toe grid. Yeah, and in each space There's another game of tic-tac-toe and if you win the game. Yeah in one of those spaces you get But can you only play one square at a time or can you play any of the nine squares within the nine squares?
You can play any so if I go bottom left middle top cross Yeah, and then there goes upper left bottom right But you're trying to win a game talking to the mic you don't like you're doing my edit now I'm just I'm just having a nice time, Paul. Yeah, but yeah, I'm walking around flanks and about it's because the lighting here is terrible Wait, I can't see you good power like it anyway. How much do you want it? Is it for cheese box?
What is it? What is it? Cheese box no, but on the other side is a very dry tall ships top trumps game, which we should play a Ceremonial no come on with not that it before why now we always do it right? Then let me just pick a card around them right and then you pick a card around it right?
I have right glad and I call glad and I have the Phoenix so what do you want to talk about the bridging teen length width or built? I'd like to talk about four and a half schooner. Okay, don't you have four and a half scooner? No, I've only got a little bit of grit says bridging teen Netherlands I'm going to win with and built and it doesn't have even a year for an half schooner Sweden.
That's your way it was made right So do you have a length and built so she would you want to compare lengthy like you want to compare with I think I'm stronger on the width Yeah, I'm better on the length That tickle G in a wholesome way. What do I do them width? Yeah, all right. How wide is yours?
7.2 meters then you've won because mine was only 660 get in there What a fucking glorious game of top drums super top drums that was I think it's nice that they've put another game on the back You know they put a lot of value into the item. I think it's a pound It's probably not but I'm gonna say a pound and I guess a pound as well So you've got three four five six seven eight. You've just gone over nine quick What before I guess on these yeah because you did he said 220 for the last one and then you said two pound 175 I'm gonna say 70p for these cards 70p and I'm gonna say one pound which means all together minus one two three four five six seven eight I've come on the nine quid. I want to revise my score for the cocoa pops with the straw built in bowl Well, that was what what did I say for that one 75 you said I'm gonna go what did you say to I'm gonna say 150 All right, I'm gonna take that down and say 150 all right.
Well, let's find out what the scores are right now Right, it is now time to bring on the mulchy and see what scores he has lift mulchy up I let you have Nice and sealed I like the job they're done on the seal can nice sealed envelope because we both know Paul that you've been known to Access my family around the school you can have a much bigger score No, because you're sophisticated cheat so then I got out of my way to cheat just to lose to keep things on balance as long as you win Why would I just don't like you everything I do is to upset you now? Let's just they've done a sterling work on providing us. Oh, yeah Nice printouts all segmented they've done their research ladies You know why not go listen to them and see if their own pot is as good as I presume it is I don't know you don't know what it's called the killer rabbit podcast in it and they've done a lovely heading El priso the shito answers right so Just here for the reboot El priso the shiso I think there's a might sort of colloquial nickname for this segment of the show well then can you owe Continue owe to tell me oh the price the OO's I will know right go on so the first item was I was going right and you She broke it now you just I had a party on and I threw it across the room like a dick Eli I said yeah I said 250 oh we they've also given us where they were purchased from oh that's good to know now And it's good not just from what pet dr. Suck us.
Oh good dr. Suck us We are both in some trap trap here and trouble I'm just looked at the arm right I said to get donuts mate I said I will don't ask does does and you said three pounds how much was the gyroscope? This is not gonna go well right the next item was the cocoa pops bowl yet and I sent Gemma's hospice I call to the leads area. I said to you said 150 79 P Next one was what the mustard pot the mustard pot how much I said 175 you said two pounds with some British heart foundation right cost three pounds 99 Our most expensive item This isn't good for the reboot for f1 was the toy cars trucks you said 220.
I said what is it folded away? Oh, no, yes, they are so you said 220 I said 150 what 150 is it you've done it again Bastard ding ding ding ding ding Was the top drums he does it in every time you said simply I said one pound what was it two pounds really two powerful? Well look it's not a high-scoring round, but those are clear I don't know yeah, you came out completely donut it you came out that bag raid with an empty bag congratulations Paul You always need to pull one out for one out really yeah one baller I will I think what you imagine a little mini fly for each baller inside You want to pick a baller can you have a look at it? I don't want to pick a baller go to It's not I'm singing from fucking a fake in he's a master thief I'm not referring to that.
I'm just singing a song from a musical I win give me my between happily Paul I'll happily give them to you and here is the first yeah between I don't like the way you're reacting as if I just give me a swing between Actual between you sat down with the word mate. Oh, this is the thing about me. Hey cheese cheese Cheese I don't like the idea cheese coming out of nipple okay That's a cheap show very fucking film I saw last night the cheap show variants cheese cheese mayonnaise round the corner oxos Made We're back for another throwing segment of the cheap show podcast and this segment's called off-brand brand off And it has a thing I'll do that well anyway No don't stop making those noises anyway, we've got a theme tune don't we like we have a theme to and it goes like this off-brand Oh Cheese cheese mayonnaise rather The oxo made here she comes with a ladle oh My name's Vera Put sound effects in this week. I don't wanna do it no more Oh, that was terrible that big characters same old voices right so we are doing I'm brand off brand off brand off friend in the world when you go shopping you have your favorite brands from recognizable Companies your Kellogg's your hines etc etc and so forth right and sometimes there are brands that come out that don't have those brands Its names attached and are independent These branded items these recognizable branded food stuff that we all love enjoy and pick them against their off-brand Contemporary items and see if they stack up flavor wise cost wise and hey Maybe even the one that you don't buy is the one that you should buy because it's better value and taste just as good It tastes just as good and it's just as good value and so today the word you were looking for your explanation Which did recover from the very funny beginning I turned into the skid yeah well done.
Oh stop the landing. Yeah brown landing Yeah, the oxo skids But the word you were looking for was counterparts we can't a brand against their off-brand counterpart off-brand counterpart off-brand Gotta part off-brand Little little little long long long Three but very well right so this week. I mean Tom from channel 84. Thank you Tom Thanks, and send us a load of stuff We pick one thing out to do this week and it is Eli tell them what we're gonna be tackling today We will be tasting iron the blind super taste tester off the show and it will be my duty poor to compare these two items See if I can identify firstly which is which which is the brand which is off brand and then give you some flavor notes and say Which I like yes Eli will be blindfolded for this super taste he will not know which of these items I'll be putting his mouth Did you say tiptops tops?
Don't say that because that be wrong. I didn't say pop tarts. I didn't say pop tarts So you haven't got the bit where I said after what we talked about you just decided to go more on the Well, let me do that now We are tackling from Tom from channel 84 he gave us a load of things and one of the things we picked out is the Kellogg's pop tarts And it's contemporary its counterpart its contemporary counterpart and it's called harvest morn And it is called top twists now and this is chocolate and the pop tarts is a chocolate But the box is smaller than the pop tarts box. It is a replica It they've tried to copy the whole everything the brand Yeah, the color scheme the branding to the eye if you didn't know what you were seeing and you just went Oh blue box with the word top on or pop sorry.
Oh, no pop and top top twist. They've got top tarts Yeah, but it's this one of those brands that are sort of all the only thing so yeah, or only do things for little I think it is without without knowing directly from Tom, but I would presume this seems like an oldie netto That's often the case isn't it? Yeah, now I should mention we did kind of last time on this segment Didn't we did we kind of winos and then I'll keep the bueno We both agree the kind of bueno is tasted like the fake. Yeah, no it was surprising how that the knockoff was actually a better flavor profile This is what these are the thoughts that are going through my mind as a prepare for the challenge Well, I'm thinking maybe I was thinking what what is it about pop tart that would make me think this is a Kellogg's mind Or this is not you see I couldn't tell you to I'm not looking at and I was thinking what flavor of these the same flavor at least They're not the same flavor.
They're in trouble. No, they are we've been through this one never listen. They both chocolate Okay, I do listen I'm just looking at very similar look they both have a brown pastry pocket with little white sprinkles on yes There's an op sound to the both words, you know The only real difference is the size because the pop tarts are slightly bigger But you do get eight in each box eight toaster the pastries so it wasn't plaguing me a bit is I'm thinking Climidio how no how the odds of that. I've got a crunchy scunch that's your cheese cheese mayonnaise cheese cheese mayonnaise Oxford's a different issue all together nice how am I going to tell which one is worst quality?
And I thought maybe the chocolate but then I thought back to the breno test yeah the bueno test rather Yeah, and I thought well that didn't steer me right there No, because the brand had the worst chocolate maybe the pastry part the pastry part I reckon now they're different sizes So I'm thinking they might have because they're using better quality chocolate and the knockoff They might have had to go smaller to get into the same price range Maybe or they just made smaller to use cheaper products and mass market more as a result It might be just drink flation maybe either way when I say this to you I'll be serving a segment so you won't really know what size is which no but they do look smaller Don't they the top twist the knockoff? Yeah, they look shorter tarts hello mr. So would you like a little history lesson of the pop tarts I would I was delighted to find out that their birthdays the same as mine September 14 I just turned 45 They were introduced on the September 14th 1964 that's crazy I did not know they've been banging around since the 60s yeah, so the interesting story is there was a company called post in America Right post post and they made similar things to Kellogg's and some respects and they announced that they just created this process for dehydrating food And keeping it full fresh so you know you put it in foil wrap it It was safe for longer they wanted to use it initially for dog food and sure they have now But they probably have a gee and then adapted it to a new toast to prepared breakfast pastry intended to compliment a cold breakfast Right and so in 1964 six months before the month's month before they released the thing on market They will enter whole level over while we're bringing out country squares. That's the name so Kellogg's went Oh, you've mentioned that have you we're gonna rip that off and rush out as soon as possible And they did and pop tarts then exploded sly and did post come out with their country square They did but by the way lost the market.
Oh Kellogg's brand. This is what's a person industrial espionage get this shouldn't have said We're gonna bring this out to be fair. That's how business is and what and will always be it's like when you see Hollywood It's like here's volcano shit rush out Dante's peak, you know, Disney famously Captain big got kick out Disney New York making books life and rushed out ants from Yeah, so it's like if you got inside a knowledge. I know I know and they publicly announced their product month Yeah, that's what I mean they asked for it So Kellogg's had a big window to go let's jump in there and do it ourselves but Kellogg's not a great firm Have you heard about the history of the man himself?
Oh, yeah, I mean Nastly nasty surprisingly huge amount of stories based around oninism in that story a lot of He believed you shouldn't do it. So initially these are gonna be called fruit scones But they changed it to pop tarts because it was a pawn on the then popular pop art movement. That's so strange I never that never Makes sense it makes so much sense in terms of the context of the period when they came out doesn't it and they released a character called Milton The Toaster in America to help advertise them and it was so popular their stores sold out in two weeks and Kellogg's had to make an Advertising apologizing for empty shells of pop dots now. That's not something you see remains one of the biggest brands Kellogg's had in America more than They see real Wow, so it's a big brand and as of 2014 it says here sales of pop tarts have increased non-stop the third 32 years straight what an earth is going on with pop tarts a temporary pop tarts all open in New York City in 2010 I guess you could call it a pop pop pop top store Yeah, thank you for beating me to my witty gag well I was too quick for you I could have edited it and tightened it up and made me sound cool But no yet to jump in there with your bearded bastard face pop pop pop part They're pop tarts introduced to the UK in the early 90s.
Yeah only chopped up to deal and strawberry sensations were available I made used to have them. Yeah part of the old Pop tarts. Yeah, cuz when I was a kid you went to America to do that for a holiday go I had a pop top and I was out there. Well, it's right then.
Oh, it's a little thing you bought the toast I said you'd buy some and bring them back and be cool for a while they always had a buzz around them Didn't they why they're not that good. They've never landed in the same way in this country. You still seem sold I can't imagine these obviously from here. Don't they well?
Yeah, big enough here that they do a knockoff, right? Apparently so my selling products is what I'm saying Well, it's one of these weird products that just exists I guess where people buy it There's no force. What was that time is one advert for these? No on TV elites?
No, I guess it's like source You know, you don't see that many adverts are catch up really these days You know because it's a central condiment like in the same way catch up is a tool But this is very much niche They must be people just into them and those people don't need to be a consistent number of them sold a year to be Conquited the last day to you in America at least yeah, it's crazy. What are your thoughts? I think I had one or many years ago thought I don't really like it. I've enjoyed several over the years But I would never say this is a great thing if you've got a munchies Yeah, it's a good month.
It's a good month. It's a good month. You food I guess I reckon a part is popularities to do with the the liberalization of the cannabis laws in the States Yeah, so pop touch at about a get baked pop tarts. Yeah, that's cool baked.
Yeah, I mean that good. No get toasted You took exactly that's so good. We should start a fucking edible cannabis company that does it pop tarts What they called pop tarts pop tarts get a pet You're listening to this Don't rush ahead and dig this too cut to or make me see the just really pop tarts But that's that would be a good synergy market because they definitely munchy food That's what I used to do them But then you couldn't want to make this something with pot in though Well, why not well, it's like that whole thing where it's like oh this chocolate brownie that's been dosed up Nice. Hmm.
I'll have eight more slices. I'm not feeling a thing. Yeah, I know I don't I'd eat it myself But I'm it should have funny way with it. You can have special you can have a you know well listen no more words Mr.
Silver no more we crack on yeah, I'm ready I've got your little ducky little blindfold. Yeah, it's gonna put over his eyes and I'm gonna pop out to the toaster No, give it to me. I'm gonna put a toast though. I'm gonna bring him on a plate No cut segments off you'll just be eating that segment all right.
I don't know anything about the size You can't judge it in your hand right to the toaster toaster And the pop tarts have popped and I'm back with a plate two slices one slice each one is the original one is not Eli I'm ready. I'm blindfolded Paul and I'm gonna be trying to get a snuff because I really am a bit lost here for a strategy I'm gonna just look for quality. What with the price do we know what the price different? No the price and we that's sadly what we don't have what we can presume the knockoff is cheaper, right?
We just can yes, right must be I will say this when I got them out the packaging They looked almost identical is this one of the instances where the knockoff is actually manufactured by the same people It's possible I don't think so they just like a minute they come up every time they say that they make these are cooling Let's get them out of the wall. I had to put them in for five seconds I didn't seem like so I made it for ten or five seconds in the No, it's not seem like I said on the lowest heap then by that logic it wouldn't he's all really I think I'm trying to cover They're asked because there's been incidents over the lawsuits where people set five to their houses because of that anyway Anyway, here we go. I'm gonna hand you item one. Okay.
This is my first one. There you go It's not warm anymore. No because it's a nice it's a nice it's only ten to five seconds in the chocolatey smell coming off this It's only five seconds right so therefore I put it for longer to give it a little bit of warm firet In what part the pastry or the chocolate bow it okay, and also the chocolate has this weird sort of floral fake chocolate for feel Okay, like like the snacks that we've tasted from Eastern Europe, you know those sort of fake chocolate snack really means the euro creme euro creme euro creme factor is it all pleasant or just a bit off no it's not unpleasant at all It's just a bit sort of nothing okay. Well that is a just sweet with a very weak chocolatey So that you don't know what that's gonna compare to do so if I was gonna guess just on that alone I'd say it was a knockoff okay, I lost it because I must have eaten one of these several years ago Yeah, well last time I had a chocolate when I was strawberry I'm done with that so that is a pallet clains all right, it's a little bit heavier right okay That was your first toasted pastry okay now was part two it was guessing again don't need to guess again just his part So I'm going to go for the nieve naff naff naff naff naff naff naff naff naff naff naff Oh there's no nose really No, there's no nose either then no there's much more nose on the first one there was a sweet biscuity chocolate distinctly on the first one Okay, and they've getting very carbily weak low down chocolate on this and nothing else none of that nice binky biscuitiness that you're expecting Yeah, which was coming from the first one so I'm starting to think this is a knockoff give it a bite because that's a true taste isn't it the true test of your ability?
Software. OK. Not less sweet. In what way?
Is it more bitter chocolate? Is it less sweet? Oh, well, that's not very nice. It's got no flavour.
It's just in its less sweet and it's more sort of muddy tasting. It feels like there's more filling, though. OK, so there's more filling, but what? Less texture, less flavour?
It's just like a nasty flavour. Chocolatey? Or chocolatey in that way, you know, Easter egg chocolate is that kind of. Even faker than that.
Even faker than the first one. Less chocolatey than the first one. Well, this is quite the quandary then for you, isn't it? What are you going to go with?
Was item one the pop tart? I think item one was the pop tart. I think item one was the pop tart. Item one was the third one.
Even though it wasn't great, it was a bit of a nothing. What was it called? Top twist was the other one, right? I think that the second one was the top twist.
And the first one was the pop tart. And I prefer the first one. It was just more... The second one really just...
Didn't work for you. It was so empty. Just a bit of a muddy cardboard taste and then just sweetness generic. Would you like to know the results?
Can I take my blindfold? Yeah, you can now. I've got the ring the boxes in. They're in the kitchen.
But I can effectively know it was top trumps versus the push pops. Wasn't it? No. So you said the first one was the pop tart and the second one you had in your mouth was the top twist.
Yes, that's what I'd say because I think... And I'm just going from the fact that the first one was a better product, in my mind. In that case, I can now reveal to you that you are wrong. It was the other way round.
The first one you had was the knockoff and the second one you had was the Kellogg's. Crazy, did you taste them? I haven't known. Do you want me to bring another slice in?
Yeah, I feel like I should have gone with my thought about it having more filling. The second one and being... You think the filling question was what gave you? I just brought the tip here.
I feel like the knockoff can only afford to be good because it's smaller. And I feel like... I'm gonna have a take. It's not great.
It's definitely a chocolate there. It's a little bit bitter. I would say it's rich, but yeah, overly fake sweet. Now, for the biscuit, the pastry, you're right, it's floral, almost weirdly.
Has this weird floral aftertaste? You know what I mean? Like a kind of Nans perfume drawer kind of aftertaste. Absolutely, yeah.
But it doesn't that remind you of those Eastern European products a bit, that sort of florality? Look how much meatier and the fear is. There's a lot more filling in this one. This is the price.
Try not to let that put you off though in terms of the actual flavour profile. Immediately, there's nothing. It's worse, isn't it? I'll say this.
It's surprising lacking in character. No, there's nothing there. What do you think the knockoff has more character? Yeah, it has a noticeably chocolate flavour up front.
Even in the pastry on the back and there's a little bit floury. Yeah, yeah. The pop top doesn't have that. The pop top has a much more confident biscuit base, I guess.
But it's got nothing else. There's no flavour. The texture I suppose you could say slightly better. That's why I should have gone with my instinct about the texture and the sort of...
But you did say I still prefer the first one though. You still weren't, at the end of the day, I still prefer that. Even though it's recognizable, it's a bigger biscuit, better quality pastry, whatever. You still went, oh, he's that one, he's that one, he's chocolate.
So I would definitely say this is one of those cases where the knockoff is just as good, if not better. So yeah, the top twist is our top pick. If you value flavour, if you value flavour, if you really must have a sickeningly sweet biscuit for your breakfast morning. If we process pizza and carbohydrates as opposed to, I don't know, a lovely box of shreddies.
Oh, we love shreddies. We love shreddies. Let's do shreddies. Let's do shreddies.
I know they do knockoff shreddies. Wow, let's do that, Paul. Next time on off, Brad, Brad, we're coming back, it's the shreddies gauntlets. Yeah.
Because there's going to be loads of shreddies knockoffs because Tesco's have their own main... Yeah, we did have. We did have. Yeah, we should do a shreddies revenge kind of thing.
And I feel like they definitely are smaller, right? They knockoff potter. Not that much, they're thinner, if anything. Yeah, because when I took them out of the box, I was like, oh, these are still...
Look at them. Let me compare sizes. Oh, here we go. You want to measure length or width?
Always width. So that's the potter. Yeah. They've actually got chocolate sort of sprinkles on top, don't they?
And that's the... They're not that different. They are slightly smaller. Slightly, but like a smoother texture.
Yeah, but to the eye. Not really. Yeah, they're better. Yeah, it's just weird.
But it's the same thing, doesn't it? It happens with the brano, and it's happened here. Well, what if we learnt that sometimes it's worth saving a couple of quid or a couple of pens and going to achieve a brand. Absolutely and it's definitely worth thinking about.
You know what I mean? You shouldn't be the whole idea of fucking branded food is bullshit anyway. You don't necessarily know the way you're to the food. You should do a taste test and actually find out, you know, what you actually like.
Yeah, and sometimes it's like, yeah, no, Hellman is the best. I'm a hell-men-disspecial product. But what you know what I'm saying? Like sometimes you go, well, I'm not going to get any of the brown sauce.
I think Hellman is a good example of the opposite of what we're saying. of the opposite of what we're saying. I think Helmand is actually. Also, did you see that video on Twitter?
Right. Of those two guys having a main A's eating competition. I don't, I'm not into that. It was actually two big guys.
And someone went, go. And they opened up two big jars. And with a ladle, just slimming up to slip into the wide neck of the jar. Was scooping up their knees and gobbling it down for me.
Gobble gobble gobble. I've been able to have a sly little teaspoon of it. When I've been putting it somewhere else. Oh, I'm saying mate.
Geez. Geez. I'm making these round the corner. Back in Oxso's mate.
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So go to our website, thecheapshow.co.uk, and you'll find us on any and all socials from that point on. Same for the PO Box address that's on there. And every now and then we like to showcase a video. And on our website now, but also on the YouTube channel, you can watch the latest pop video music from Noiseland.
So you know, he did that top notch Western romance song and we put it in episode a few months ago. Yes. He's now done a music video for it. And it's fucking great.
And you should all go watch it. On our website, we'll just look for Noiseland, which is Noiseland, L-U-N-D on YouTube. And give that a fucking listen. It's top good, it is.
And he's done the theme track. He has done the brand new theme track, the cheap show. As of this episode, at least I hope so. Otherwise, this is awkward.
But yeah, no, the new theme tune on your Noiseland. So give him your love and enjoy the video. It's fucking great. Best thing you ever done.
Oh, he's done. What? Shall we say about the Noodles? We've got them.
Yes, we have had the Nissan gaming caffeine noodles. It's a couple of. It's Noodles. It's happening.
So we will be doing another Noodles exclusive episode in the future all about that damn sweet biscuit. Thank you, Evan, for getting this. Thank you, Evan, as ever. And then also sent the extra new Winky stuff, which I'll show you in a minute.
Oh, a little cashier. A little tranche. A little tranche of Winky. It's a little tranche of Winky.
A little tranche of Winky. It's about Winky coming soon as well. So, Sean, that. But finally, finally, we're teaming up with digitizer, Sanja and Mr.
Biffo. We're teaming up with them to do a live show in November. It's part of the Cheerful Eiffel Podcast, and it's Saturday the 4th of November. It's 2 in the afternoon.
You could be done. We'll have a nice natter afterwards. And it might be our last live show for a long while, by the way. It might be.
Seriously, because we've got plans for next year. We can say this. So if you want to come see us live in London, South London, November 4th, 2 in the afternoon, get your ticket. There's a link on our website.
But if you just want to look for Cheerful Eiffel podcast festival, you'll find Cheep Show there as well. Links on our web page and the B links on Twitter and all social media. And that's that episode. Don't...
Any final words, Mr. Silverman? No, you're watching this week's episode. No, not really.
Cheesy way for Cheesy way for lemonade. Howl. Cheesy way for cheesy way for give me the nodge. Ah, that's reminded me.
What? You see this podcast as a vagina that you need to do. No, I'm cosmet. So, you see me seeing that.
That's for you. You've interpreted. You've interpreted. You look at the ink blot of my existence, and you've seen quimp.
So, it's the other way. I've been having to say, sorry I'm a bit tired, everyone, this week. You want to apologise? I'm not.
Anything else you have to go to? I don't get that. I don't get that. You get that a lot.
It's something you do regularly. I don't drink every day. That's good. But you do mass the bit every day, don't?
No, I don't. Every day. Not anymore. No, about three times a week.
What? It's just a bit puffed. It's what do you mean puffed puffed? You give it a squeeze and all this dust puffs off.
I'm not at that stage, and I don't think that's real. dust coming out of your ear either. Yes, sounds like that as well. Or your ear either.
There, there, there, there. This is my, it's stuff. It's more like spores. Spores of spunk dust.
Anyway, that's this week's reboot cheap show. I hope the new lick of paint has done it. The world of good and introduced a whole new load of people to our magic. I wish my mind could have a new lick of paint sometimes.
You know what mate, it's any consolation this time next month. We're going to be in our life. Oh, so big adventures and possibly big guests involved too. Stay tuned for that.
Well, let's just get out of here mate. We've done a good job today. We've done enough podcasting. We certainly have.
Let's go home. Thanks for listening everyone. Bye everyone. Bye.
Bye.