Ep. 354 - Yarn of the Year #1

The moment you've all been waiting for. Every winning yarn going into contention to win the ultimate prize to come on the show and prove their yarning ability with us.Make sure you're in the trendsetters group if you wish to cast your vote. Voting will begin next week: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3422825401323123Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs, our latest one covers Warehouse upgrades, boxing training and some beach content too: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia and try their Ginger Beer to escape the heat: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Sex Robot Warranty10:07 - The Trifecta Song12:09 - Horse Shoe Farriers14:40 - Waking up under the pub20:07 - The CQ Heat23:21 - Alpha Blokes Poem28:07 - Foreskin Schooner33:01 - Homegirl Mag36:49 - Gizmo the Guinea Pig40:07 - The Alpha Blokes Anthem45:57 - ABC Pandemic47:16 - Southern Cross People Watching51:00 - Cereal while driving56:12 - What truckies see while driving57:42 - Cyclists in Pubs1:01:00 - Whistler Housing Story1:03:21 - Bundaberg Surprise Hotel Prostitute1:07:07 - F*ck you gout, f*ck you1:08:40 - The ABC Pandemic1:09:40 - Tony Hawk, Pro Skateboarder1:13:43 - Spidermans Web1:19:09 - The ABC Rap Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.