Ep. 358 - Dolphins Are Apparently Doing Drugs Now - 05/06/2026

Peaches Pit Party from Wednesday, May 6th, 2026 — Brendan Peach dives headfirst into the depressing reality of “dream jobs” after a viral Reddit thread exposed how careers like gaming, social media, airline work, and even being a chef slowly drain people of their souls once rent and burnout enter the chat. That somehow spirals into celebrity meet-and-greet etiquette, Brendan explaining why he refuses to awkwardly side-hug female artists in photos, and anticipation for his upcoming Vana interview in Salt Lake City alongside Deadlands and other female-fronted bands. There’s also a sports update involving a fantasy football punishment so absurd it included golf, donuts, nicotine patches, espresso shots, hot dogs, beers, ski runs, and baseball all in one day, plus Brendan questioning why society still pretends the Met Gala matters while celebrities cosplay as rejected comic book villains on stairs. Then the show somehow drifts into dolphins allegedly getting high off pufferfish toxins, terrifying AI lawsuits involving Google Gemini, a bank employee accidentally hanging up on the Pope, a man crashing his car into a painted fake tunnel like a real-life Looney Tunes character, and a police officer responding to what turned out to be an entire escaped petting zoo in the middle of the road. Check me out elsewhere! Facebook: https://facebook.com/brenden.peach | Instagram: https://instagram.com/brendenpeach | Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem: https://nhomam.transistor.fm/ | Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach: https://tbts.transistor.fm/ | Artist Interrogations Podcast: https://artistinterrogations.transistor.fm/