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Ep 367: Cebu Special #1 - Jet Lagged Delirious (and Swiping for Vussy)

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This satisfies you and my friends. We've got some brand new mercy. I just drop my sheet grab our vintage type one don't eat It is handy stress hand wash here in LA Look your friends know you survived attack about a type one don't camp from master Sensei Bobo also grab your back to school Start it comes with our first edition Tiger belly called a original illustrations a pencil pouch stickers and crayons Don't wait for the merchants. I love you can grab everything at selecting them dot top Don't forget to scan through our code on the screen or click link down below for your free Tiger belly digital collectible Show the show I I You guys get the balls we might not talk I My mother's life my mother's soul.

Yeah, he looks at me goes with a smart with that smell I We need each other in our dreams we know ourselves as our god names, which are That's always a day right back-to-back, right? Well, so yes I know but they know right they can't see them, but they know by my descriptions. They know that I'm smoking They know that I'm otherworldly. They know that I live in a dream land They know that I have kinetic, you know, I mean Absolutely, right and they know that I can call people out, right?

I look at fucking Andreas and you call an actor It's not the vibe. Well, and you don't get here. No, he's a part of people Andre's though He's a total Spanish colonizer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's the type of guy Yeah My Far far far far over go ahead five four look into another episode of tired belly Five five four three two hook to another I believe in all the cold get it.

I do and I really I'm back into my second home It's a pool great. I live so boo and I was there my third home yesterday I'm gonna love and I really love this land. You know when I let us know that smells. Oh, it's beautiful What you never smell anything like it.

I'll pay that right now. It's a smell of flour Like a blooming flower a flowery big with a big Flower here. Oh, there's a flower. Oh, yeah, there's a flower.

Yeah, I was more like a flower. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's like beans Exactly, and that's what the confusing part about it is like It smells there's something else going on that I can't you know because in Korea they have it that smell beans No, there's another third smell that Korea has it don't get mad at me, but it's a sewagey kind of smell.

Oh, right. It's beautiful smell. Yeah, yeah, yeah But the flowers more prominent In the people We're here in Busai and Bobby and I have not slept in I think over 24 hours. We're a little bit hilarious.

So, you know, this is it Great, yeah, I've been friends, but my point is this all right here. It's great, but anyway, you know You know sometimes you go to different countries and you see somebody that's like oh, that's my version of me in that land He's magical in that way, but what I'm saying is that like in Sweden for the white guy with my body with my name is the jiggly He's also like, you know strength power. Mm-hmm. I mean commitment.

I mean to destroying things And he can rep boost it and I like I'm done. You know, that's it. Hey, what's welcome to you? No smell that's the power of me.

I was just pure fucking innards. What are your this is the first time you you're Impressions first impressions I feel I was in my first impressions. I feel we're not the best because of the flight Well, I feel and get that I was like I'm coming to boo, but then the flight I was exhausted What did you say I went back to look for you? Yeah, and were you in the format right in the farthest seat back?

But we got our own work for ourselves. Oh, let's see your fire cells a force here a little bit a little bit But it was cramped. It was yeah, I saw your area nice area, right? I said lounge chairs.

Yeah, yeah, I'm good for it Well, who doesn't look right? That's a good point. Who doesn't love morning? So I want to know an update on your dating life.

What do you mean? Well, you're dating. Yeah, well, not only that Can I just tell you guys what that dating looks like? All right.

Well, that's not called no names. No names. No names I'm sorry. I have never seen someone go at such a lightning speed on three simultaneous dating apps And I mean he's sleeping life.

Well, he's wiping life. He's like he's wiping life. He's wiping left on the hottest checks Like I look at it. I'm like, I cannot believe you're impossible to impress.

Yes, and it's you can just look at the photo of the person Standing I don't want anybody protecting. Yes, you know, I look at like if they're doing something like beautiful But if they're doing something that I don't want to be doing yeah, I think or like playing golf or like going to a club I just immediately I don't want anything to do with it. Right. So I look at clothes that sometimes I'll see the first photo I'm not sure so the second photo make a decision.

They're mostly laughs for 13 hours of that entire flight from LA to Manila It was just hinge hinge hinge. I could not believe my eyes. Can I say this? No, I don't know.

Well, I'm on the ball. So he's on Raya, Bumport Tinder and hinge all of them. Yeah, tinder is good. Yeah, tinder is good.

It's Interesting if if if middle earth had like a dating app, that's what tinder is because I've already seen goblins But I saw control Maybe she thinks the same if you Choose trolls will make a right and make a left right that down That's what we're here in a Philippines for a week Could we maybe set you up on like three dates? Maybe I like this idea one of you guys can help us JJ I have something else The temple Thursday Oh, okay, yeah, and then What is your criteria like the top five things I was most important to you when you're looking at a girl on any of these sites I'll be honest with you. I'm talking sexual right now A couple of people I've met that I like that I'm kind of seeing so that being said that's the truth I would like I like I like hanging out with and energy and um, maybe I have a curious question Uh, do you ever when you're swiping in the background mind you ever put kalilah in like you're comparing ever? Yeah, she says that's the fuck up part Anyway, yeah, it's obviously, you know, there's a level, all right, and it's not just about looks about, you know You know what me and kalilah had what her interests, you know, we have the same interests We have the same kind of music and movies and tastes right so all those things, you know coming to play It's a terrible thing to have but um, but also I because you had asked me the other day You were like what do you talk?

You know what do you talk about when like you're dating somebody and sometimes you get worried that you know that the person that You're seeing like their sensibilities don't match yours But I think that's a good thing like they don't need to like all the same movies You like they don't need to like you don't have to share the same hobbies I think that you're missing the point of actually getting to know someone like you can still be fully invested in someone not share the same Like hobbies or likes or any of that. Yeah, that's okay. That's like once every five years. I'm not doing that work off But I'm not doing that.

Hey, listen, you're right. There are sometimes some girl will go well Have you seen this movie? You've done this one kind of wine or whatever? Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then the other guy with the dogs in the Mexican Inuit I learned all that shit from you and I was I didn't know about that shit and I was open to that stuff And I watch and I got part of my like film repertoire in my mind Right, so yeah, I am open to that but if they're like I've only seen those busters too or whatever Yeah, I cannot date them.

There's because they have no lust for film. I have a lust for movies I watch garbage bad movies foreign films criteria I watch it all whatever would you say that's part of your top five requests or criteria movies? I have some case the movies video games. Okay, so they have some sort of video game addiction No addiction, but you know, yeah, I play, you know So some kind of video game You have their oculusing so it's really Oculusing around the house.

I'm cool You know me and then number two, you know some interest in movies and television and comedy or whatever it's the same interest I have and then number three. They can't play golf. Wait at all. I hate golf.

What are they? Hey, we're at hardcore gamers Yeah, you should be with the golf club. We should play though. We should play though I'm not playing golf with you to break it to really have to break the fucking club.

I know to break through break through what? Listen to me, friend. I'm gonna play golf with you. I'm gonna play golf with you.

I'm gonna play golf with you. I'm gonna play golf with you. Do that. I'm gonna say this, okay, that my Colosse and Cia took me to a golf course and he learned that day I was in that I was driving the thing.

Oh, yeah, I started trembling crying. I really have PTSD and trauma from golf. I hate it Every time we did it I don't do the thing Right another thing you already have four what fucking oh fuck Burning Man. Oh, that's a big one or any You have to go to understand it though.

Why you have to bring my understanding. I understand it. I understand it. No, no, it's an experience It's not an experience.

It's for homeless people who actually know people rich influencers I know what they want to partake in like what was it like to get a trade goods? You know, here's like, you know, some horse spurs for a mushroom. I don't know. I don't know.

It's a gifting culture not a training culture. That's beautiful. It's not beautiful dude. It's Do they have golden goose there?

Whatever you want, whatever you want. Really? They have enormous three sort golden goose you that you can walk into and You can watch the sunset. But what are your thoughts of just all sorts of explosions?

It's awesome. It's awesome. Like since like, you know It's whole like wave. It's morning.

I was high on that one and somebody was in a cabbage patch all launching. They were launching fly-up firing Cabbage balls out of the tail of the launcher across the plyo. Yeah, George. It was you're making it worse for yourself.

You're actually not selling magic. If you say plyo for the fifth time, Bob, you might die. Yeah. Well, listen, you know, now that everyone has an influencer on his phone.

You're fired. You're fired. It seems really fucking corny now. I think that I would have gone 10 years ago.

I just don't see the point of it now. Like every corny person I know went this past year and I'm like, oh, I don't know. The first weekend. The second weekend is all.

I just know too many girls from LA. They put the little braids in their hair. They go to Burning Man. These women don't have jobs.

They're hot. So they have rich guys paying for them to go there in a private jet or whatever. Right? It's for losers.

Yeah, I think Andrew Scholz went. I don't like them as much. I don't like them as much. I don't like them as much.

I don't like them as much. I don't like them as much. I don't like them as much. I don't like them as much because of that.

I mean, I'll still fuck with them. I mean, this and that. But my respect is not way low. You know, I just don't like it.

You know, I mean, because it reminds me back in the day when I was always a velvet underground guy. I was always in the New York, late 60s, like a heroin, art scene. I like that, right? And all my friends, they went back in the 80s when I was in high school.

The dead were still playing and my high school friends were following them around in the summer. And I mean, they were the tie-dye and the patchouli. I just don't like it. Harry, shave your pants, ladies.

I'm sorry, that was wrong. Do whatever you want with your pants. Do you want your pants? Do you want the pants?

Do you want the pants? I don't like this. I don't like this. I shave mine.

Right? I respect people. I did it for you, you and you. I respect.

I want to point out something. That right there, that length of pubes that you have, is so highly abrasive to the fussy, that I would never, like I would not come close to that at all. You caught me in the wrong day. You caught me in the wrong day.

You need to grow it out some more. I'm going to shave it again. I don't like that length. That length is painful.

But if you look at my, like, for audio numbers, I've never seen it that clean. Wow. I clean the sides, dog. You know how hard it is to get the angle on that shit?

Fucking Mazel. Thank you, man. You don't push your creature down there. I don't go here down there.

I don't push your little creature. I'm a child of pub. I've seen it down there. I don't let it.

I'm so sorry. I'm so delicious. It is delicious. It is delicious.

It's expensive. See? Anyway, now do you respect your homeland? I don't leave you.

I don't leave you. I'm here working. I wish I could have my aunt and my dad. Kind of take me to all my relatives because I feel like I haven't met any of them.

So I feel like I'm at the first time going to the resort. I thought I was going to go to, like, all around. That was my imagination. I'm like, oh, I'm going to go see my grandma I've never met.

Wait, wait, wait. You've never met your grandma? I'm close to the one in the States. That's the immigration grandma.

The other one is here and all around. Hey, she's still alive. She's still alive. Where's all around that?

How far is that, like, in some sense? It's not far. It's the 45 minutes. It's a hopper.

You're not going to drive to go see your grandmother? Take a fucking boat, bitch. Okay. I mean, if my grandma was still alive, I would swim there.

I doubt that. You don't know about my family, good. I don't know about your family, but I know about you. What was the part of the way?

Honestly? What was the part of the way? Honestly. That's fair.

That's fair. You don't think it's fair? Oh, he's a really good sweater. Except that he...

That's fair. What's the last time he was here he flew in and didn't ever sink? Well, what happened was he fell asleep on his back and then he drifted, like, an entire mile and, like, he didn't wake up. He was just like, napping, floating away in the ocean.

But I would, you know, I would be honest with you. If my grandmother was around this island, it didn't never matter. How was she? Probably her 70s.

Right. I think my dad really wants me. He wants me. It's your dad's mom.

Yeah. Right. Has he called you like son? He'll see you.

My mother. He really wants you. But you should take a boat up for it. Take a boat.

I'll come. Yeah. Yeah. Got you.

You should take a boat. I'm not coming with you. He's not coming here. You're not coming here?

You can take a boat. You're gonna take a boat. It's another island? I think so, yeah.

Um, do they have like smart ones? I don't know anything about it. No. I don't think they do.

It's like it's like it's honestly the tower my dad was a mare. It's very small. Your dad was the mare of a town. My dad was a mare of Al-Olluran.

He was 28. 20 years old man. It was when the regime changed up. And so he actually he was doing it.

He was just partying as a mare. Would they have heroin? Okay, I don't know. I don't know.

Let's get it to Ariel. Get it to Ariel. I don't know about Ariel. I don't Do you know that that the music and I know that there are some people that grow up with like yourself that memorize that the music It's nostalgic to you, and I think it's a beautiful casting situation here, baby.

I really don't Is that what you said to me in private? Oh, what's that private? I said, what's a beautiful casting situation? She seems to have a problem.

I don't know. What are you talking about? I called her. Did you see it?

She was what? I got the trailer for a little mermaid? And she goes, yeah, I said, what beautiful. I didn't see it.

The trailer is, okay. You know what the situation is, right? What is it? Aerial now.

Aerial is black. Okay, I know that. You didn't know that. I know that.

I like your take. And I love it. That's all. I did make a joke though, they were looking for a black comedian.

And he didn't seem to think that was funny, and I don't know if I could tell the joke because I'm gonna have to cut it out. Okay, try your best. What? I guess what joke is.

Yeah, go ahead. I'm really aging yourself. What is that? It was fine black comics that I say it.

They all looked at me. No loud. I'm not even a chocolate. Oh, fuck sorry.

I was like, God, I'm. Oh, there we go. There we go. I think it's no.

You realize like Tiger Valley does not own these mics. Oh, I brought this right now. Thank you again. So what's up?

I can follow him on. I want to say this, okay? I thought about it. I thought about this aerial thing.

And I really think it's because she's a great singer, right? Great actress, right? They made her hair reddish. I think that's a vital thing, right?

It's a little bit. Imagine being a grown man and being angry that a mythical creature is cast as anything but white. That is an insane thought to me that people are in such like, just, it doesn't make sense. It's not the crab Jamaican.

Yeah, he has a passion in it. But it's like, who the fuck cares? Like, what race anything is in that world? I mean, who long was Puerto Rican?

Yeah, but she was saying because it's a historical piece in China. Yeah, but the sea is like the UN, I guess. I learned in marine biology from Dr. Gago.

The reason the idea of mermaids came about because back in the day during the age of exploration, a lot of really drunk sailors were very horny and were usually on board strictly men. And they would come across when they were really, really drunk and really, really horny, dark at night. Not at dolphins, but they would come across manatees. Which is a fat dolphin.

Hot dick, fat dolphin, manatees. But they're super friendly and they come right up to humans. They're very trusting. And apparently, they would mistake these creatures.

I've seen some of the girls you've been with. Some of the manatees? I've seen some of the girls you've been with. Some of the manatees?

True, but I'm not the bar. I'm not the bar. There was before you though. Well, you don't believe in the whole manatee theory versus real mermaids?

You're saying that they were on mushrooms, right? And they were hallucinating. Maybe it would look like, you know, a woman. But I don't see how you're drunk and going, there's a lady in the ocean.

What if the manatee came up and had kelp over his head? I've never been a club. A lady would kelp on her head. Oh, yeah, that's a good look.

I imagine you're in a boat, right? I imagine us, we're pirates, bro. We're pirates, bro. We're pirates.

We're pirates. And we're out to sea, right? Look at that manatee. I don't think we'd be like, it's not a woman.

It's not a woman. You want to be honest? You want to be honest? You want to be honest?

Wait, hang on. A lot of these pirates and sailors were very vitamin deficient. They had scurvy. They had vitamin D, vitamin everything deficiency.

We're probably hallucinating along with being drunk. So I guess... I guess for me it's like, if I'm like, we're on a boat, excuse me, I'm sorry, and we're horny. And I see a manatee in the ocean.

And I see you guys. I'll just be like, I'll fuck Rick. You know, I'm gonna die, right? I fucked JJ.

You go human first. Yeah, I think JJ just bent over, right? I put the kelp on your head. I put the kelp on your head.

It's kelp on your head. And I would do it that way. Like prison system. Yeah, prison system.

But I wouldn't just jump into the ocean. And chase down a manatee. That's why it's kind of wild. I believe that mermaids exist.

You do. Yeah. Why not? We have them here.

Are there not creatures in the world that we discovered? How do you think flipping over mermaids? You're not even gonna go anywhere. What's going on?

They're laughing. What does that mean? I'll show you. This one you want to talk for sure.

No, it's absolutely absurd. Hang on. Hang on. You can eat it.

That's ok. That's ok. That's ok. That's ok.

That's a couple of good things in life. We always talk about sex. Making love to animals. I don't think that's a good thing.

It's energy here. That's no. We're a beautiful island. Yeah.

To immersive culture. We're doing that big show Saturday. Yeah. So for people that want to know, why are they in the Philippines?

I came here for the motherland. Because of the ground. Right? Yeah.

But the second thing is, you know, we were here years ago and we did the talent show. That's not the greatest talent in my life. And I went and recorded it this time. And I went to film it.

And I went to film the process of it. And showed people, you know what Sabu has to offer. And I think that's a lot to offer. So wait, you went to Bigger's birthday?

Well, you know, I'm from Jean. I love him. And he goes, I just want to go to Bigger's. I have a friend out there that I really like.

And I met that person. We had dinner with that person. And I decided to gamble. And I lost $4,000 in about three hours.

And then I, I want to say something right now that I'm going to say something right now. I just lost another thousand. Because I, fuck. So I understand Tino and I made a bet that we were not going to ejaculate.

And watch porn. And I watch porn that night. But with that night, that was not, I could do it. That's right.

I've been jacking up every since then too. Let's not say that. Let's cut that part out. My point is that I owe my thousand.

Why did you text me at like 11 PM that night? And you're like, this is all depressing. Because my friend that I had dinner with went home. And I thought I was going to hang out with my friend a little longer.

And then I lost a bunch of money. And then I just realized I was at a casino by myself gambling at a five cent machine for my fifty-first birthday. Whereas the birthday before that was so grand. That was someone that you guys set up.

So Jean. My 50th birthday. It was, you know, that dinner that we had at the restaurant where everyone showed up. And then I hung out with Aquafina and show.

Benedict Wong. Benedict Wong. It was like a magical person. You know, first I came to my birthday and I had a stand-up show.

And this was kind of like the opposite of that almost. It was sort of like, I'm 51. I'm going to die soon. Yeah, 51 is not a very fun number to play with.

So, you know. 75. Oh my god. How about 52?

That's a number like a 65. Can you just do halfway between? Not a chance. So, 60 is my big one.

60. 50 and 75. No fucking. You know what?

I'm going to change that. 52. I'm going to have the grandest party. I'm going to prove to you.

You can have a grand party. You want to do a great dance with everything? Ooh, the costumes? Oh my god.

That would be fun. That would be fun. Yeah, but not a great dance with people that have done that. Let's find it.

Let's do a renaissance fair. We actually buy a lot and build a renaissance fair round. Yeah. We could just go to the renaissance fair.

No, no. You can just buy me a giant paper here. In the Naval times! Up from New York!

Paperboy! Yeah, yeah. Right. There's, uh, a fortune teller.

That's a renaissance fair? Yeah, let's find out. Uh, right, Sean. What about?

Wow. We spent money. Truly spent money. We do Star Trek.

We build and actually... We can build... We can build that. We can build the Enterprise.

We build the Enterprise. I know what you're being... Surely...? Fuck.

J roof the door. You can build that. You can build the Enterprise. There's no way Sean says...

There's no way Sean says... depth. Well, there's a character named Q. I don't know what's next generation, but he was like this omnipotent powerful God kind of a creature, okay?

Right? I could play like Z. He's a cousin? Yeah, he was a pilot.

Yeah, he was a pilot. He's a huge part of the next generation. You know that your favorite episode ever of... I realize what that is.

What is it? It's basically... It's based on someone tripping off DMT. Because people who have done DMT, how long does it last in your system, or how long are you tripping?

Like a really short amount of time, but then some people come out of it saying, wait, where are my kids? Where are my family? Where is my wife? Because they've lived an entire life tripping on DMT, and they come out of it.

Like basically the same as... That's episode. Should I do DMT then? No, because you might come out of it, like having lived an entire life in there, and then missing that, coming back and being like, what the fuck are my kids?

Yeah, I want to know where my kids are. I want to know what that feels like, how many kids? Right. I want to know what that feels like.

You know what Joni Miller, you know what I mean? She's observing her kid stand, stand now. Wait, what? Okay, she had adopted a child.

She adopted a kid. And like, standing is a thing. When kids walk for the first time. Standing is a thing?

She has a smile still. Yeah, yeah. When he talks, it's a thing, right? Oh, my husband's my point, right?

So I want to be able to like, oh my kid was crawling around like a little critter here, you know what I mean? It's standing now and just have that joy, yeah. But what about you if you never get to see your kid again? Because your DMT trip is over.

But I still got the experience of standing part. But you're hard to break. I mean, how do I do something? Am I raising a whole family or do I only do this like the first?

No, I think it's like a whole lifetime. Some people describe it. Yeah, I want to know about what they say that out for the first time. Do you have that?

Yeah. Yeah. Why did you kid hate me? Oh, yeah.

That's rough. Why does he love me so much? Honestly, what? Honestly, what?

Because I don't give any bad energy like it. You give bad energy to all kids. What's the fucking energy I give? I smile.

What about that? What about that? What about that? What?

Say it again. No, I'll put it off. I'll put it off. I'll put it off.

Like the next day and then I'll say it again. Wait, wait. You went online? No.

We were in the podcast. Did you know the video? No. He said it again.

Look, I'll show you. You see my video? Okay. Sorry about that.

He goes, I'll watch your videos. So basically, um, um, explain it to the audience. Fancy pointed out a picture of you on a poster. And who was that?

And Tommy was like, Bobbi. No. Watch the videos. I got to watch the video.

Let me see. I like this. It's gonna. Wow.

You wanna hear that again? I don't hear that again. I don't hear that again. Oh, what the heck?

You know what? I'm gonna hurt your kid ever. I hope you weren't thinking that ever. A little bit when they were crying, but like screaming at me, but like I love your kid, dude.

I was like, I heard him too. I was like, this is like a job. You better behave. Can we talk about milestones?

Yeah. A baby. Right? So can your baby stand?

Oh, absolutely. So when he stood for the first time, how do you feel? That was pretty magical. I think.

Do you celebrate? What happens? Well, I was worried that he probably was like, I've done a few steps a daycare and they never tell you because they don't want to tell you, like, Oh, all those milestones happen here because he's been more of a sign here than with you. I don't want to say anything rude because I like your kid.

Right? But I mean, can I have a criticism? I'm gonna run a fine line here. And I'm gonna be asked.

We put a helmet on. I'm just gonna say, I'm gonna be asked something. Okay. Your kid, number one.

Well proportioned. And I was like that. At kids? No, I don't look at kids, but in terms of like, are they well proportioned?

Oh, yeah. I mean, like, no, you are. My head. You're not.

You're right. Do you think you're well proportioned? No, no. What do you think is ill proportioned?

What do you mean? I think I have, like, dwarf arms. That's true. And I believe, and that's the point I'm gonna make.

Okay. Nice. It's not gonna look good, but he's gonna have a great job. And that's a good thing.

That's a good point. That's a good point. He's gonna, science. And I love it.

Right? We should look away from the head. Is that bad? I think it's a good point.

It's a great thing. He's not gonna be, he's gonna invent things. Right? Yeah.

But just stay out of his way with running. You know what I mean? Good point. I just get a little talking early on.

He's a little happy. Yeah, yeah. What did he say? He said Bobby, that's crazy.

That's crazy about that. And I don't know how much. Can you tell what a baby's gay at that age? Yeah.

How? The boys. Yeah, that dude. Yeah.

Exactly. We're keeping that in class. Yeah. I don't know.

Is there a science? Or does that come out later? Well, I knew, like, I remember kindergarten. Kindergarten and sensing that, like, you know, like, no much about labels or whatever.

But I knew that my friend, like, boys, but didn't think anything of it. Right. Even early that early on. I was like, oh, so and so, like, boys, and we were like four or five.

Yeah. So, yeah, maybe. Yeah, I had a friend as a kid. And he'd always want a mouth kiss.

Oh, really? Yeah, because they're hypersexual. I hated it. I hated it.

I was just like, you know what I mean? This kid. This is my kid. Wait, I have a question.

When you've been making out with these girls, like, have you improved on your kissing? I'm not giving you tips over the years. There's two things. I want to say.

Let's do it. Number one. I think you're wrong about that. I think you're the one that doesn't know what I guess.

Oh! And number two, can I say this? And I want to say something for a fact, right? I could vag.

Oh! And I like it. She didn't like me doing it on her. No, it's because you're not.

You gotta do it your whole fucking chest, and you don't do it your whole chest. I do it my mouth, which is the way to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna put your vagina in the kumura like that, like that's it.

I just like that. It's like I'm gonna use my mouth. You're good. But you're very polite.

Okay, here we go, right? I don't listen. I have to talk about someone who just has to give you that. I learned through porn.

What porn is not polite? What porn are you watching? I don't get too graphic, I get to graphic, right? I look at that.

You like, it's like a thumb. You look at good. Yeah, yeah, just because that's like that's like that's how. You really can't know.

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