Sometimes I feel like a priest in a fish and chip shop quietly thinking as the vinegar runs through how nice it would be To buy a supper for two that poem was by Roger McGoth. It was called vinegar. Thanks. Welcome to dance trans poetry strand Dance round dance round Strang No, no, no, no, no, well, I go through it weekly some of the best me as he poetry that's available.
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No, no, no, that wasn't the line. You listen mate. So you don't know what I said to you I want to honestly I Want to start the color again To start Sit cries drinks wanks bed repeats Eli Yes, I'm all for poetry mates. That's what they've brought me in for you know, you pewey That's my poem.
It's cool. I like it mates beat. It's called yeah It's got the beat to it. So that kind of cowl down me poetry make was invented in Liverpool I don't know if you knew that was invented in Liverpool in 1804 by a man called scallamick knab and scallamick knab was the first person to make words Ryan it's a fascinating fact that Liverpool gave the world the best pop music he gave it the best poetry the best football History was invented in Liverpool mates, you know, I mean and I'm damn strang with my poetry strand and I'll see you next week.
I'm off now good Oh, did you see that down? He just came in I didn't welcome to cheap show It's not gonna work, Paul. It's not gonna work. It's not working for you, but unfortunately it is worked absolutely perfectly for Paul So welcome to I'm sure you all of them.
I'm Paul Ganon. That's he like welcome to cheap show I'm not doing this talk with start now. The credits are coming back in here Back credits Hello once you come to the We go for the church Park in Windsor, Ireland, Great Britain blah blah blah ball that's he like you just put me in a bad mood Go on them with your terrible cold open mate. You've got a chance to put me in the place now step up step up I don't know because you can't Sweating Please hello, well, please this week we have got a little place of shite and a country urban noodle tesla kitchen It's not though.
Is it what is it? It's the other segment where we just go make it in the other room. Yeah, I make it here Have you noticed? Yeah, it didn't inspire me that cold.
I don't even feel like I'm doing the show now It's weird how fresco cheap show Right, you know who's coming in go on fucking it's white traveling wrong from last week everybody all right Hello hello hello can you say hello to me you can say We're doing this week. I've been to very far. Yeah, very very far. You've traveled further than home.
I've way past home Where you got way past homes? He's born as very exotic. They're not far away from brightening really when you think about it I thought you're gonna say Cuba or something excuse me. Yeah, excuse Excuse me.
Yeah, it's very far. I've been very widely traveled Eli don't feel inspired by this. Well, I think well because tonight do a bit later. See what can I do it dad?
I still want me. Oh, I know traveling was it Bob. Oh, I know Dan. How you doing?
What's your name again? Me from the hotel. Yeah, no You're traveling by traveling Blob Rob Rob traveling Rob. Oh, yes, that's like I don't suppose about you I'm actually like I'm I'm here again.
I feel like I'm going to spy it all right Traveling Rob in his room faster sleep wakes up for I am and bashes his meat Pool pool Why why why why why why why traveling Rob? It's got a more kind of folksy vibe. I'm gonna lock in traveling Rob I've been widely traveled. I've been through several thousands of places all over the world Have you how many buses that takes yet to Eastbourne from where you are?
I took the I took I had a lift. Yes, you got a lift I took a lift oh a lift the kind of taxi thing I took a thing it was like a wheel. Do you never just go for walks? Yeah, I'm going I'm going now essentially the idea works, but also it goes down to you go blob blob blob into the I'll leave you to it cheap show the pot.
It makes things nice. Listen with your ears Listen to it thrice if you don't like it once you don't like it twice give it a go It's actually quite nice. There you go I gotta be released in my new net now mazzy rules and it's great mazie cousin I tell you mazie invented chocolate. Did you know that?
Scousers in 1903. Oh, yeah, yeah, what was the first cows chocolate bar called? It's called me. Do you want a bite of me mate mate?
Nice big chunk of me. Oh good soggy mert Yes, I was that played well, I tell you okay We used to submerge our chocolate in a bucket until it melted a bucket What kind of liquid you would use milk milk? Yeah, use the milk chocolate and milk hot milk buckets of milk Hot milk you had buckets of hot milk literally the Liverpool sneaks were lying You're much older if you remember doing this I'm actually I'm glad I'm cheering you up. Hey, listen look we got nothing this week.
Oh, I really had nothing I'm sorry everyone I'm quite anxious and I've you know what I've done Doesn't have to be a little sleep so we're all told both buildings really I thought it was one of my best characters I like the conceit I like the execution. I can't get rid of down for my voice. I'm trying to tone back the scales tone back the scat Let's get BBC. Come on.
Hello, my name is Paul Podcast well, it's been the worst episode of all time I mean we can only find out by going further into it Can't we not come up on the show you've already said a chit and a noodle test lab kitchen delivery system take away We should call it something like an uber eats thing or delivery We should have a cheap job version of that when we don't prepare the food but it comes to us But we are gonna prepare the food which is not going to call the process is not this timeout anyway So maybe we need to have like a deliver poo Deliver poo No, we order the noodle in the concept and then they deliver it and we go all thank you this what about uber spunky sheets Uber's a bit too long. What's another one? I've got the app gorilla spunk gorilla spunk. That's what I next time you want a nice beer.
Yeah, gorilla Yeah, shit here. I don't have to be spunkle shit. We're just out my own piss. Oh, yeah, okay So it doesn't have to be related any orifice shit bam delivered Right good It needs to be pull up reach the garbage moment.
Maybe that's what the names should be the garbage moment No garbage use garbage or our food garbage tip. Yeah, I gave them a garbage tip. You know the big Yeah, or given to garbage is my foamy garbage. Oh, we got bitches.
Oh, we're both losing our fucking minds and we are only seven minutes in It's not is that seven minutes it feels like my whole life Strangbit Wow, I love that strang and his poetry strategy him and Bob, you know, they could get all the crops They could go on for walks together. That's good. I don't know. I would like that very much work new generation of characters We got Gareth the coach.
Don't it was me. I tell you I was sitting here and I know we've been talking about all haunted room They can't gather anyone's to investigate But I was sitting here waiting for you and you know that little blue a ball for so people the washing machine where they call those things Well, don't describe I don't think they haven't know what they are But it was on the couch right and I was sitting here to twang and then that um clothes rail thing behind you the white one vibrated And then that blue thing was on the floor next to it now I'm not saying I didn't ask any nudging I was moving things around it rolled over but I was sitting here for a good 10 minutes before that twanged Do you know what? I think the explanation is in all seriousness porn, please do you get if you notice there's a certain? Vibrations noise from out on the street really carries in here So when for example a big truck goes by or someone who has got huge bass illegal bass speakers in the booty But it really really rattles it.
Yeah, I think it's the vibrations and do you remember there was that moment on I think last week's episode where the painting was moving? It wasn't the painting was the coat of mine is fine Yeah, Swiss teas Swiss teas. I'm a Swiss teas. Where you get a cheese come to take this rind off No, I'm a Swiss cheese.
Oh, you can't catch me get your curtains away out your Your The My holes I will say you Blue ball thing did not twang off like it was thrown at it at all I'm gonna say I'm not safe to go It could have rolled off and hit it all these kind of things I'm just saying we need to get Gareth in we need to get Gareth into investigate this room at someone's I think there's a Spiritual presence here and Gareth you know how to bring them out of hiding with his phone He's easy to make the ladies coffee cheese. He's cheesy and it's a rumor of spectral law Do this price of strikes I'm gonna do first first. I'll do the price of shot first Let's get the price of shot out the way and see who can walk away with some between us because we can both play this Both of you know what what point next to it reemerged. Oh, where's point next to see other a mile grabbing?
Let's go grab point next. I've a good old lovely game with price of shot. Okay. Come on best.
Okay, okay It's a right Mardi bag You said bubble Crack on with the show It's the fucking price of shit, I said Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's the fucking price of shit. I said oh oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, that's a fucking plastic shake. And that's right. That's right.
That's all right. That's all right. That one, isn't it? Eh, eh, eh.
You can imagine almost like an 80 sample over that, you know? Like what? Shut up your face, maybe. Yeah, maybe like shut up your face.
Oh, that's more accordion. You kind of want a blue Monday thing. You know? You do it again.
I'll put this on the blend. OK? That's blue Monday. Just said that.
You won't listen. It's said to be more like blue Monday. Why does everything have to be like blue Monday for you? Doesn't have to be like blue Monday.
But today is blue Monday. Because it's like, and it's Monday. Just do that again. Yeah.
Look at that's not what I suggested that's worked. Oo, ooo, ooo. It's a fucking pricy shake. Shut up your face.
Oh, ooo, ooo it's a fucking pricy shake. Shut up your face. Oh, oh, oh, oh. It's the fucking pricy shake.
Shut up your face. Oh, oh, oh. It's that fucking pricy shake. And that's right, shut up your face.
Anyway, err, in other news, Paul. Yes, Paul? He's lost his back. He has his back.
Good, good, good, good metal. There's no bruising and he's fine and we're fine. And he'll find the points today. You'll be sitting upon the points and it's a lovely sealed envelope.
Point the points for twins. Yes, points between this game. It's a point for the twins. It's on it.
The point prices. The twin points, the six between points, the king, the point, the twin points, the twin points, the twin points, the twin points, the twin. Now, Paul, who is sent in? Patrassac.
Very good. Patrassac, indeed. And then you describe yourself. Yeah.
Absolutely. Patrassac. Now, who is there a letter? Yes.
Let's do this. Should we do this for him, maybe? Yes. This comes from a chap called Matthew Lewis.
He said he's been a fan for the podcast for six years and had the pleasure of meeting us at the show in Leicester last year, which is almost this time last year we did that show. And the Leicester Live show. Was it? Seems like it seems long ago, but it was year ago we did Leicester Live?
It feels shorter to me. That's what she said. Oh, oh, oh. You're not gonna hold?
It's not. Oh, it's not. It's, you nicked it. Me, and good old Scoutz-less Jimmy Taba.
It's Taba, he goes, oh. Oh, oh. You're gonna be scared, aren't you? Oh.
That little fat Jimmy. Oh. Oh, oh. It's a Jimin's D-bomb Darcy B's, Stan Borman, another great classic, Scouse like Tom O'Connor, which I don't know any Tom O'Connor material.
Stan Borman was either one he did the mic cutting out. No, that was a... There's another Stan, I'm sure. No, that was like a dunking or thelle.
I don't know, the window didn't he? He's like, oh there you look. Oh god, that's Hollax. And then trying to fix the mic, Stan, for a bit.
That was his whole shit. Like, that's the glory day, if you think about it, if you're like entertainment. Your act could literally be you have a groin grabbing bird on your arm. And that's your whole act for 20, 30 years, if you're lucky.
I know. I don't know. I don't know. But he hadn't...
Wasn't he working with his brother? Yes. And then his brother died? No, they hadn't had a massive falling out because I think Bernie Winters had an affair with someone in like a backstage dancer for the show.
And it broke up their relationship. One quit and he carried on and then got Sean and then got the right, okay, so it's not just me. Sorry, but wow, the guessing. The second phrase is the guessing.
The source of the guessing. The point is we're going to move on. However, I understand that nationwide price of price would be difficult otherwise. Right.
Yes. It does. He's right. He thinks it ruins the sportsmanship.
Well, what do you want to do then? Anchors, I think if I may paraphrase it, anchors are guessing. You know, which is why we like a ceiling. And they've included a ceiling because they're nice.
Yes. So it's off your own. And we do like a ceiling. Do you want to do a ceiling this game?
Or challenge? I would like a ceiling. Right. Right.
Yes. They're all on the market today. Nice to enjoy. Two betwings on the nose.
One between 25 per LED. Yeah. Which is standard. We're just standard.
There's an eight point available. Which is fair. Sometimes we have change tweaked as it were. The one between window is better.
Sometimes it depends on the ceiling. It depends on its high ceiling. We want to be one of our own ceiling. Dont we?
We've got a ceiling. We've got a ceiling. Light, oh, what a feeling. We've got a ceiling.
So, oh, what a feeling. We've got a ceiling. Oh, I'm actually really. When I've done so much peering.
Peering, oh. I've got a VD. It's made me very crispy. Crispy VD.
Right, so should we crack on? Should we crack on? Can we just do that? What crispy VD?
It's a very rhymic show to that. Oh, my word. Right, OK, let's crack on with the game. Are you ready?
Or do you have any questions before we crack on? Well, so we've got the prices a little envelope nicely. Let's see. Point X that are upon them.
As is our want, as is our whim. We're them want. As is our whim and want. And we'll put the finally wefted.
We eve of the point X that is but. Point X is posterior. We'll sit upon the prices, throw poutings. Of the price of strikes.
Indeed. But they are only potential poutings. We have a lot of inspiration. We haven't explored.
Have we yet? The only potential poutings. Now, shall we see what the ceiling is? Shall we see the ceiling envelope?
We'll see the ceiling, certain ceiling, sharp, sexy, crispy VD. The ceiling is. I'll leave you reeling. The total of the four items comes to no more than five pounds.
OK, five pounds for all four items. That's cheap. English pounds, of course. Just a clarify.
Verify. So we've got a five pound ceiling to be aware of. Oh, gee. All right.
That's clarified butter. Start with this one. So I think this is the shittest item I've ever looked at. Over to me, we're right in.
And I'll be hoping to score some betweets. This is a mint on card new item, Paul. It looks like it's a mintish on cardish. There's a card in there.
And it hasn't been opened. No. For me, that's mint on the fucking card. That's a big mint on the card laser.
It's mint colored this item as well. It's also. It's also minty minty minty minty minty minty minty. I'm thinking of a lovely, mentful mint.
This is world heritage brand shoe horn. This is really shit about the words world heritage shoe horn. So this is for getting your shoe off on. You can use it to jini or foot into the shoe and then slide that out.
Where's it attached? Can I open this, please? Yes, he wants. I don't usually know what he's put here.
It says shoe horn purchased in a, I think it says whole world animal sanctuary in Norwich. A beautiful price for those needing to put their shoes on when they're out and about. I don't understand it. Is it look fabric?
I thought shoe horns meant to be a bit more robust than that. Yeah. It goes on your key chain. I think that's the right thing.
I understand how that would help me to get my shoe on it. So sometimes if you bought a shoe that may be a bit too small for you, you jam your foot in and you put the shoe horn behind the heel and use the shoe horn to slide the heel into the shoe and then you pull it out. It's going to be floppy. Yes.
It's a flaccid horn. Yes, we've all had to deal with a flaccid horn from time to time. Time. You know why?
Because I was thinking of between again. It's hard to keep you running the betweens. It doesn't really take over. By the way, everyone, between to what we call points here.
And it is rare for us to be competing. Yes. Because often the mechanics of the game mean that Paul has to see the answers, so to speak. But we've got our safety, our security, and point that to himself.
Yes. Bistride the between. I hate this thing. And I don't understand how it would work.
Can I touch it? I'll show you. Right. I'm going to have to get up from the mic.
So you're going to have to describe to people what I'm doing. Now he's standing up from his seat. And he has his vans on. He's taking his van off just to demonstrate.
He's using the standing on the heel with the other foot method. Now he's undone the shoe. One shoe is off. The shoe is slightly small for my foot, but I bought it because it was cheap.
Are they a little tight these? OK, there you go. Now he's trying to put it back on. Now he's behind the heel.
No, it pulls it. Ah, that's quite magic. I see so it's a friction. It by process of friction.
It grabs the heel and pulls. Oh, no, it doesn't. It grabs the outside of the shoe, which pulls it over. Yeah.
I hope that was clear to everyone. But the packaging seems to just be selling its portability. Yeah. Well, why would you want a shoe horn, right?
You put your shoes on before you leave the house, right? So the shoe won't have to come with you. You're out and about. You're shopping.
You're having a busy, hectic life. Well, no, my shoes have come off. You never would mean they were too loose. And then you wouldn't need the shoe horn.
This is a really bad thing. Oh, I've been struck by lightning. What place did you show? I decided to pop up again.
You did. You tried to do that thing in community. I've got two shoes on. I need to both of them off.
So I'd have to say pop twice. All right, I've got three legs. Now pop, pop, pop. Still there.
What the sound can be for my shoes popping off? What? No, flop. It just tumbles off.
It's a very floppy shoe horn. It's a very floppy shoe horn. Anyway, how much? You guessed first.
I'm going to say 75p for that. 75p for that, Paul. I'm going to say. And I'm writing it down on our specially made price of sheep school sheets.
Oh, dearie me. I mean, it's new. I'm going to say 65p. I'm going to go 65p.
Just to try and hedge my bets and get in between. Maybe pick up the picture. He's locked it down there. He's nicely shown me is working there.
He's written it down. And he's going for the second item. Second item coming out the bag. I'm going to call this the mug of some sort.
The sticky mug. Oh, why is it so sticky? I don't know why it's sticky. I don't want it to be sticky.
I think it's going to do with the plastic it was made of. It's beginning to corrode into a sticky mug. And the handle is a carabiner, Paul. Oh, it says here, a carabiner, cup after YMCA in Norwich.
I have not cleaned it or made it any stickier. It's sticky. I think the plastic they put on the surrounds of it, which is meant to be protective, it melts after a while. No, knock your phones.
And that's just they do that. And that gives them all the handheld consoles. They can't wipe it off because it keeps doing it. It's a reaction that the plastic has with an ear.
It just means everything sticks to it. This is a small tin grid dirt mug. Fickle matter. Spodge.
Airbounds. Fickle. Great group. I didn't like this second album.
I thought it was right up there. Oh, that was funny. This is by a company called ALS. And then they've got a little monkey.
A-L-S. And it shows what's it called? The Ascension Man. It's a sense of man.
Yeah, the Ascension Man or something. It's an other way round. So you start with an upright man here and he becomes a stooped over ape by the last one. It's much bigger.
But with a man's head. Oh, weird. I don't know. I don't like the design, the shape, the size.
It's sticky, sticky, it's a sticky mug. And it is made in China. Carabiner for the handle. So it's got a catch, which is quite useful.
I mean, it was a nice ripener. It's kind of the use of caribou. I assume it. It's a chocolate alternative that doesn't taste as a bit of a truck.
It might be a comedian. Yes, but Caribou. But you've seen them, the guy does the props. That's good.
That gold is worth 24 caribs. No, that's... We won the weekend. I found another comedian.
No, do that! That's my top, everyone. Caribou. He does the prop stuff.
You remember those old silly movies, lots of sexual innuendo in Caribou? Caribou is that all right? It was horrible. It was when we were macrobiotics.
It was an alternative. You've never had it. I went to that big warehouse where you can get it. Catching Caribou.
Oh, Bob! No, not Bob. I'm fucking Bob. I'm not shy of it though, Paul.
No, it's not nice. What kind of thing? Is it a root vegetable? I think it's a seed of some sort.
I think it's a potty tin of pot. How much you're going to guess this time? How much for the mug? £5 ceiling.
You said £65 p for this. All right, £75 p for this. What are you going to say, Paul? I'm going to say £125.
Yeah, I thought maybe a quid or more, but then I'm thinking it's nasty and sticky. I know, but I'm going to stick with £125 because we've got four items and we're going to go in to our third right now. Hand me the third item. Now these two of the juicy ones, the ones I thought were all like these ones.
Most of all, here we go. It's another boxed item. These are minting boxes. These are spoons.
Yeah. These are Chinese spoons. Soups, spoons. He says porcelain spoons purchased from, I think that says Breck in Norwich.
There were two pieces on the item and that was charged the lower. Oh, there were two prices on the item and it was charged the lower of those two prices. I like these. Yeah, the little one.
What did you say? What kind of spoons are they, Chinese? Yeah, Chinese soup spoons or rice spoons. I don't know what the actual term is, but you get these when you eat in a Chinese restaurant.
But you see that people actually use these with the chopsticks. You see they kind of scoop with this in their left hand and then the chopsticks. It's all pot of delivery, so it's your house. But you see people eating in a Chinese restaurant tonight scoop up the rice and get a bit of broth in there as well.
They're all different colours. They've all got a streak on them, a little streak on the neck of the spoon and a little symbol, coloured symbol on the base of it. They all look quite nice. If you notice they have flat base.
Sit on the table toss. Sit there. Nice. Simple as.
Nice set of four. I can't even use those when I have a noodle. Yes, you can have them. We could try these out in the second part of the show.
It's got a point made. Well played. It's just a rough and a noodle. Right, so I'm going to guess the price now.
I'm going to say 150 for those. And I am going to say what do you think, my son? £1.85. £1.85.
£5. As we head into the last item, you've seen this. Oh, yeah, of course I have to open the box and look at it on the first place. This isn't really a surprise for me, really.
The only thing I don't know is the prices, which you can attest are sealed and currently being protected by Point X's posterior. Point X's posterior perched, pawn, per-twins. Part per-twins. Part per-twins.
A lot of stuff. That is in packets that is not being opened because we should say those spoons were in the box and the packaging card was protecting them from each other was intact. So mint on card, everyone. Well done, everybody.
So what are they? These are a pair of Easter themes objects. They look. It's a bit confused because it's all in Japanese.
So it's not quite sure. I'll tell you what it is. I'll open them. Okay, I'll tell you what.
They're molds of some sort. Matthew has said this. No, this is what he says. These are egg molds.
Oh, they're not Easter themes. It's just all the eggs and the bunny one was exposed. You see, those two images together make you think it's Easter themes. Oh, yeah, but they're just...
In fact, the oven mold is a pig. Or bear. Bear. So I pursue bear.
You break an egg in them and then what? You put it in boiling water. Yeah, or the microwave. No.
So yeah, a set of egg molds. Or purchase from a friend visiting from Brighton. Egg poachers. Oh, yeah.
Oh, but not on the hob. Right, just pour boiling water onto it. Oh, right. You put that in a bowl and then you pour hot water over that and keep it in the bowl.
It had an egg in it to begin with. And then it poaches it in that shape and open it up and it's like in the shape of a pig's head. We will be trying that. No, well, it's a bear, isn't it?
It's probably a bear. On different sides. No, it's just one thing. But what happens?
Because the yolk gets impregnated. I think the windows went past the fucking gelops. That's what I mean about this area. You're right.
It's a noisy noise. That's what's causing all these ghosts. I don't think we need garrops to come with this. I mean, how does he work?
Is it still with them? Yes, he still uses peanuts to draw out the ghosts. Was the smell of it? Yeah.
But just to keep the windows open, it'll be fine. He's also going to try some new tech out, which involves one flakes, but he didn't go into too much detail. He just says he's not going to wipe for a couple of days. I don't know what that means.
He likes us now. I like those. Yeah, they love how many times. I guess what their purpose is is to make your kids eat their eggs, I guess.
Yes. You know, you put it on with their breakfast or something and it's like, oh, look, there's rabbit egg face. Yeah. And it's not too much extra work for my dad.
No, doing it. It's a little bit of fun. Fine. Fine objects.
Eli, you'll be getting the price for this last item first. I quite like the look of them just in themselves as themselves. I might put them on my shelf because they kind of fit in with the time me sort of plastic. Yeah, they do.
First of all, Eli, give me a price. It might go to go first. It is. This time.
Yeah, because it was me, then you, that was me and this is you. Two pounds. Two pounds. And I'm going to go with one pound.
Wow. And I think it's now time for Poindex, the presents, the poutings, hidden, pawn, his person. Right. Well, it's a time to show now where Eli and I are both king and ego and then and then and and then and and then and then and then and.
It's good. It's good. Yeah, but anyway, the plan with the show now, we're twins matter. Can we just can I just mention again, lovely job on the presentation of this price of sort, the note envelopes with a wax seal on there's a wax seal on these prices and also a concession to the price ceiling, even though they didn't believe in it, I know.
Well, we believe in it and it's good of everybody included in the price ceiling, and I found the ceiling useful. I found the useful to. Although again, it's an interesting experiment to do without a ceiling to see where we go with I'm coming out the end of my thing. Oh, she's coming out.
Mother's flying away on the Pranger Strings. Oh, the twanger strings gold crystals on it. Piss crystals. Right, well, so let's just.
All right. Okay. So, oh, Piss crystals. Eli, what's going to happen is you're going to break the seal, reveal the points, and I will first tell you what we scored, and then you will tell me, I will tell you.
Paul, I actually broke the seal before you arrived. Oh, dear. Can't do that. You're going to get a wash.
Oh, that's the sound of the wax snapping. That's just the sound of the be like snapping seal. Yeah, you're just snapping it's wax sealing the other side of the mic. Oh, it's a little envelope.
Okay. And I have the prices here. Okay. So, we will do them in order as he's written them in this instance.
All right. Oh, which I will. You said he's going to the answers and then we'll do the one. So, egg, egg mold first.
Then shoe horn. Then, let's just do it one at a time. So, egg mold first. Egg mold.
You said, plural, two pound, I said one, the price is one pound 50. Oh, already I'm feeling like I'm going to be between less. So, only for items to score Paul. No, betweens for us.
I feel like you're going to get some. Well, we'll see. What's next? The shoe horn.
The shoe horn was item number one. You said 65 P, I said 75. My least favorite item. Although I think when you over with my delivery of it, didn't I?
It's practical. I didn't understand how it would work, but it is through friction rather than stiffness, which is very much like I'm rut. I'm rut. So, 65 P, I said 75.
What's the price? 50 P we both score. Oh, right. Yeah.
One point. One point. It was in that range. It's in that ballpark.
It was definitely in that ballpark. That world heritage item. What the fuck? Next is?
Yeah. Rice spoons. Rice spoons. That was the third item.
You said. You used them to scoop soup though. I mean, if you know how to use a spoon and you can find a practical use for it, it's worthy. Yes.
Right. I said. Rice spoons. You said 185.
I said 150. What? Bollocks. What?
It's 150. Oh, two petwings for Gavin. None for me. Oh, but you know what might happen with the last one.
Actually, I said 175. What am I doing? I thought it would be closer to two. That's right.
Yeah. Either way, it stands as three petwings for me. One for Eli's to go into the last item, which is what? I can only draw.
I can't win going into the last item. I only draw. I only draw. I only have you.
Don't get any. What was the item? It's the sticky metal cup. Oh, the sticky metal cup.
Actually, that's my least favorite. Yeah, that was my least favorite. I didn't like the shoe horn though. You said 75 P.
I said 1 pound 25 and the price of the sticky carabiner cup thing. Yeah. The price of it was one pound. So it's another between from.
Oh, we can go between as well. It's a 75 P and what did you say? It's 125. Oh, I get a between as well.
So we're both on the other end of the thing. I'm talking one between. I'm speaking roasted that score price. I'm making fucking out of contact with your own.
Oh, fucking time. Yeah. Yeah. It is.
25. 75. 75. I can fill in that.
Oh, Paul's into it. Give it it. Good. Well done.
It's nice to get a between there. At the end of that game. Eli scores two between Paul Gannon runs away with four between making Paul the winner this week on the show. Congratulations, Paul.
Well done. Thank you very much. It was a good battle. We both put up a good fight there.