Hello everybody, it's Cheep Show Time. I'm Paul Ganon and that's Eli Silverman and Eli's not here this week are ya? I'm not here this week, I'm visiting family in Florida. So you're literally not here this week, I'm not talking to you, this is all in my mind, correct?
That's right Paul. And as a result we thought well, usually we actually do the whole split thing when you versus Biffle, but I thought we've done that a few times now. Yes, we've gone off and we've done a price of shine then. No we don't twice, we did it twice.
Shows what you know Mr Silverman, show us what you know us. So what we thought we'd do instead is this week, give you an episode from our Patreon vault. Because a lot of people are saying do night-person, I want to hear night-person. Now is your chance to listen to the first episode of Night Bus without...
Having to be a pain in the Patreon. Now I want to say this, it's the only time we're doing it, from now on when every go night-person, it's Patreon only, that's the deal, that's the deal. Have we decided what in the next night-bussing will be? Not yet, no.
But we have one, three episodes already and this is our first night-bussing that we'll be releasing to your ears this week. Which one was that route again? N18. N18.
And it was an interesting first route for us. A legit night-bus with an N on the front and N on the front. Stick the fine the word night. Yes, that's how we know.
That's a proper night-bus, you do have 24 hour buses and you have buses that run not 24 hours but go after midnight. And you have to go to the most ones at 24 hour because always they're little squares of blue. With a little moon. With a little moon on.
It's got moon on. It's got a little blue moon route. I thought I'd call it. Just now I'm just deciding I'd call them.
Okay, good. I'll be back everyone for more real episodes. Next week you will be back by then. I'll be back when you're going to bring some American treats back with your other part of the deal.
If I see some, yeah. Yeah, you should do. You should do a price of shot. You should do anything.
Anything will be good to bring back. I'll try and get a price of shot. It's nice to see what the other world has. The other country.
The mirror world. The mirror lands. This is for three. This is the one we're giving away now.
It's a little bit of bait. And when do you think episode four might be conceived and recorded? A couple of months. We tend to do every couple of months also.
So for now this is just a... Eep, puss, puss. You get it. One of my big bucks.
Eep, puss, puss. Right, so the non-patreon members of our audience are like Pussies. Are you calling them Pussies? Little Pussies.
Some of them might be allergic to cats. What's that? He got everything. He's got everything.
He's got everything. He's got everything together. What's Daddy got? I don't know what Daddy's got.
Daddy's got a big heart phallus. I'm going to need to knock this out. Yeah. You enjoy Night Button everybody?
I regret this. It is Night Button. Why do you keep doing it? It's like I live for a grat.
I like being abusive. It's a king shame. It's a king shame. Don't you judge me.
Oh, I do. Anyway, here's Night Button. Press the fucking credit. In the last, I'll give you a second.
Welcome to Jeep Show. Sources and words and phrases. Those things I responsible for. Shodly, I'm achop, I hate you.
I've got to prove you're fussy. Jeep, Shodly. I'm out to the moment tonight. What's a child?
Jeeps up to the moment to Jeep Show. Hello, my name's Paul Ganon and this is Eli. Hello everybody. The moment has arrived.
This is the beginning of Night Button. Night Button is here everybody. I'm very excited Paul. We're starting our location now.
I'm actually quite tired. Yeah, I'm tired too. It was like going to the airport but was at your house. It's about 11.40pm as we recall this.
Night Button doesn't start until just after midnight. We're heading to that beginning location now, which is the Howill, wheeled bus station. It's the N18s of the route today. We're getting the H14.
Which is a special Harrow bus. Isn't it? That would take us close. The stands for Paul.
Yes. So this is where we're starting today. We're just going to get, we're just going to wait for the first one. I think I can see it too.
So, like, shh, now let's begin. We're just going to get started properly when we reach our N18 beginnings. You mean the start of the N18? Yeah, I did actually.
It's a complicated car. It got mouthful. It's not her mouth. It's a comment.
It's just something that everyone's waiting for. Yeah, it's coming. Right, turn this off. So we've just got off the H14.
We've done a little bit of walking. Not too much. We've just crossed around about basically. And we're now at another bus stop waiting for H12.
Take us one or two stops just to save us walking. Ooh, finally enough. And this bus stop Paul. You can also get the H18.
Any knowledge about that bus? It's an interesting one. It's going clockwise. It's the N18.
It's going anti-clockwise. It's the H19. There's a whole loop that goes through here, passed there, around through Harrow bus stations. It's called the different, it's essentially the same route.
There's all the different things on the different stations. It's all the different things on the different stations. So if it's coming this way, 18 is going that way. 19.
It's a really crisp, crystalline almost evening. Fresh. And I just wanted to say a few words. Paul.
Good for it. You're five minutes. I'm all up for you. Out here by the perimeter.
There are no shoes. We are stoned immaculate. That's actually more or something. Anyway, one other thing I wanted to say.
Bloody colours. No, no, no. This is box tree lane. What's a box tree?
Is that when you get the Muff done? No, thanks for that. This bus stop we're at is a long elms. Surely an elm is tall because it's a tree.
Maybe it's a long one. Maybe it's a path full of elms for a long stretch. You know, like a long row of elms trees. Thanks for clearing that up for me.
That's just what I'm presuming. Maybe you have your own theories. I'll read them. It's like a wide elm.
That's doing my head in. I'm going to call it long. Well, great content. Again, out here by the perimeter.
Where are my shoes? I'm stoned immaculate. Put it on your fucking inspirational calendar day. We're not on our main bus now.
We've got one. We're doing a little mini bus. Get to remind everyone. The bus that we're doing for this inaugural Virgin episode of Night Busting is the N18, everybody.
The N18. We might be recording the whole route or anything that comes to mind any instances. We're going to do a little mini bus. We're going to do a little mini bus.
We're going to do a little mini bus. We're going to do a little mini bus. We might be recording the whole route or anything that comes to mind any instances. We'll find the time to record.
We'll be moving on to a separate recording player. Recording systems to the quality may change. Don't worry about that. I have some history with this bus.
I've got some stories to tell. That's something to look forward to later in the route. I know I'm bored now. Also cool.
Any other good bus stop names? I think we owe it to everyone because long elms is a fucking killer. Anyway, we're waiting for a bus that will take us to the N18, which leaves about 16 minutes past midnight. It takes us all the way to Fargo Square.
They come zooming. They do. They don't know. They think they know the roads.
They've got one right. I've got one right. I've got one right. Also double-notch.
On the H14, there were some years. They weren't big boys. I should tell everyone. Paul is scared.
We're both a bit scared, but you're almost scared of me. We're going to get assaulted by big boys. Well, obviously, if they do, we don't want to do this. Because if we do, it's the end of the whole series, isn't it?
We're not going to do it again. Oh, here's the bus. Coming back to you. We're going to reach our starting point for the N18.
It's the H12. Right. Well, here we are. Bus Stop WK.
WKD. We're getting the first N18 of the whole night. Aren't we, Paul? We are.
We're getting the very first one to leave here. That's apt, isn't it, for the Virgin episode of Nightbusting. Everything is clean and virginal about this. Everything is under-smurched.
And I feel like the Crystal Eye Knight has got me all the dreaming. The dreaming of a bus. Stop. N18, the route starts here.
Apparently, it will take us 74 minutes to get to Trafalgar Square. But we both assume that you can knock at least 20 minutes off that for the time of night. So we're going to be passing through such places as, well, first of all, Harrow, Sudbury. The bus, originally, the N18.
Royal Oak. Vega Street. WKD. Trafalgar.
That's it. When it first came out, I believe in 1984, it was started. The route started in 1984, and it used to, when it first started, it only travelled from Sudbury. So if we got it, when it first started, if we were doing a podcast back in 1984, we wouldn't be able to get it from here.
Well, no, the normal 18 anyway runs, that route and ends at Sudbury. So the N18 goes past that now. It does now. But when it was first introduced, it was just, it just ran from Sudbury, just like the North of the day, it's now at this point, the podcast, you think, this is very dry, they haven't said Spoth or Wankchips or nothing yet.
We're not going to do that. The next thing we're going to do today is a solemn recollection where night busing and we're not fussing. Just another observation, Paul, if you recall, we got a bus stop, which is now called Long Elms. And then we got off on a bus stop with exactly the same name, Long Elms.
That's how long it was. And that is a long Elms, isn't it? But all I'm saying is, there's only one explanation for that. For one, that's an anomaly that's never happened to me before.
I've never experienced that. I thought it was a crazy time loop thing. I thought it was a crazy time loop thing. I thought it was a crazy time loop thing.
Like we were stuck in a crazy time loop, and we'd go to Long Elms, the long Elms of the soul. Like the long looping alms. I've got a case of looping alms anyway. No, and also on that second bus, a man with his infant daughter who should have been in bed.
Got on. And they were waiting at this stop with us. I thought they were going to be with us the whole night. I was thinking with that, be an interesting development in the story for this episode, but I'm glad it's not now.
As long as they're no big boys giving us trouble. There's no big boys. Anyway, here we go. We've got another seven minutes or so, so we're just going to wait it out.
We did manage to get some provisions. I have a Red Bull for you. Thank you. We're going to be stopping it.
Also, yeah. What's that? What's that? What's that?
What's that? What's that? Oh, we've got a little Hennessy. Oh, I think I had a cleanated.
I need to have a little jank. Only when we think this is going to be successful. I mean, it hasn't turned up yet. Well, if we have to use it as barter to get out of a situation, give it to a big boy.
What if that happens? It's very funny. We've got to never do it again. So let's try not to get into any trouble with big boys.
All right. Let's just rest this one out. Wait for the bus. Go on and then talking for the next 10 minutes about us.
We're here at WKD to stop. And that is, I believe, Harrow bus garage. That's Harrow wheels. Is that where we are in the wheel then?
Oh, look, there's some loops just across the road from St Luke's, where you pick up many records, a platter that we've done on the show pool. It's a favorite shop, that's some good ball games in there. It's got wenzalls. Wenzalls is like a cancer in North West London, isn't it?
Growing up for me, it was always say is the same thing, different names. That's still in existence. I don't know. Maybe if you're in the North West, you can confirm that for me.
I think it is. I'll probably think they're bought up by Greggs. Anyway, Greggs is like a behemoth in the world of snack bakeries. Greggs is the Mcdonalds of the Wenzalls world.
All right. Here we go. We can finally begin our journey. Well, we're on the N18 going south with just left the station and Eli, we're already on the trouble.
Yes, I took a few shots of it as it was pulling up and then the driver was like, why are you taking photos? You didn't get my face. He seemed okay though. He seemed cool, but I did.
I absolutely throw you on the bus by saying mine just loves buses. Well, I can't do it now. What do you think? Nothing flashy about this.
Did he stop the timer? Yes. All right, cool. It's 1219.
About a minute and a quarter into the journey. It was a minute late. It was a minute late. I'm not the journey from you starting it though from when we got on.
That's not really a problem though, is it? Not a big issue for us. Anyway, we're off. Ding ding.
Right, so that's it. We don't need to say a lot, but we'll come back from the journey at certain points and say shit, right? Okay. I'm looking forward to this ding ding off.
This is a new night bus for me. I mean, I have taken it the other way. It ought. When I used to be a groupier, I used to get this because I used to live in Kenzel rides, which we'll go through.
About halfway down. Yeah. That's my story. Well, today we're journeying far past your end points.
Oh, well. It's another church. That's a lovely church. Pass an S.O.
Anyway, you don't need to know all this. There's too many of those in the essential under there. Without heading into Harrow and Wildstone. There's still a lot of those kind of naughty big boys make out on it that point.
No, we've been free of naughty big boys and I reckon it's going to be very quiet. We'll see. The journey's only just begun. I already saw all of us being sold off for being bus nerds.
Oh, here we go. See them here. The N18 keeps trucking. We've just passed a...
We've gone through Harrow now. We entered the borough of Brent. Yes we are. We've passed the back streets of Brent.
We've both cracked our red balls. Did you just say that? Yeah, no I didn't. We've cracked our balls.
I just want to say gay ways. That's it. It's a shock call gay ways. That's it.
That's the length and breadth of that guy. That's what we think of the guy who just says gay ways. We've seen quite a few Muslims celebrating. We've seen quite a few Muslims celebrating.
We think it's the end of Ramadan. I heard that doesn't ping us as ignorant if it's not. It was just something else. But what's nice the other people looking in there being out?
PPP in their horn at 28 minutes while I was well. They didn't do it for long. This is the PPP. They were done.
Really good people. Although I do have some urgency in the Battle Region which is inevitable that one of us will have some of that. Some say we need to be coming a train. It's me this time who has a bit of grumble in the Old Tumble.
Last time in Leicester as well. Yes it was you who was on the Heath that time, wasn't it. Oh, I don't think I've ever had to drop a bird. I don't think I've ever had to eat at low times.
I don't think that's where we went. Just recently when we went to Hansden Heath, we couldn't get into Golda's Green. Remember when we went to Braed BRU, I had to hike down on. I'm sending the chutney back up the wrong way up the tunnel.
The trains going back to the station. trains going back to the station. We're muscular efforts to push it back up. Anyway, despite that, it's really delivered for me already, this night bus.
Well, I have to say, it's urban, it's suburban, it's very suburban, it's very suburban, oh yes, it's a suburban, it's a suburban. I love night buses for that, very feeling. It's not only do they go for weird, liminal areas of the city. I'm not sure what we were recording.
Not only do they go for weird, liminal areas of the city, but they're in a liminal time of day as well. A strange, no time, an almost eternal time, an eternal moment on the night bus. I love that feeling of being lost in London on the night bus being unfamiliar surroundings in the dark. Like, bit pissed.
Or a yeah. I've shut up, or this may be on the river. Anyway, where would the wedding? It originally started from.
And then the... Yes, and this is where we're recreating the original N18 route, which is 84, that's a long time for a route. It's a very established route, isn't it? You can get all the way to the West End from where you live, basically.
That's true. After midnight, yeah. But, I'm not familiar with any of this. I think it's really circus.
Where are we now? Well, passing through Sudbury, and then I'm going to head down towards Wembley. Well, are you in it? Sudbury Cafe.
Well, you're in it. I'm in Sudbury, yeah. I've got that, yeah. There'll be some nightclubs, and this is where naughty boys might get off.
But it's a Monday, so who knows? Who knows? It's going to be very quiet. It's very quiet now, or something that's weird.
All right, I'm going to stop now because this is on set. All me. Over and out, we'll see you soon. Over and out, we'll see you soon.
I mean, you know what, I won't have all of this. Now, Paul, you were right. Because it did get quite busy around Wembley, didn't it? Look, there's this up deck here.
We're on the front of the top deck. Yeah. Also known as the top deck. Pretend to drive the bus.
Yeah, one of that's really the one. That's why I'm like, that's the, I'm technically the bus driver and mentally in my mind drive the bus. Sometimes using hands, yes, it's going to always. Most of the people who got on have already got off of that.
We know, this is a very unfamiliar part of London to me now. We're all in the south of Wendley, essentially. There you go. Oh, we have to mention, there was an old man and old lady who got on with a big bag of meat.
They had a large amount of meat out in the night. Night, night meat. Like, all those Ikea bag of that, you get to carry stuff. You saw that one, so it was it mints, full of mints.
How did you tell it was mints? Because I recognize. The shape of mints. No, I told you this.
Like, they had the first night having one pop of them and then like pink meat and then the right thing. Wow. Yeah, that's mints. Yeah, I told you this.
Now, Paul, have you noticed? Have you noticed the phrase thick as mints thing? No. Said a lot recently.
Absolutely never. You're so uncertain. I'm just never heard thick as mints before. I'm telling you, thick as mints is gaining popularity as a way of saying someone stupid.
Where did you hear it? All over the place. Yeah. Yeah.
They're thick as mints. She's thick as mints mints. Never heard of thick as mints before. They're not gonna come out of you.
Right. Why would they be transporting? They're a lot of mints in the middle of the night. The price knows?
Well, that was the thing. It was the same as well. There was a road in the past called Windbawing. And all I could think was Windbawing.
Windbawing. In the jungle. It was also a world way, wasn't it? Maybe, maybe, or a world way.
There's lots of songs to remind me on this route. What was it called? What's a either cover? Well, are we hit the road?
No. I think someone in the bus bell just gives him some travel drives to the side. No, I'm phone. So he's brought towards backton.
Do you know very well. Yeah. We're not in Ken's or Green. No, I said this is, we're going that way.
Towards Ken's or Green? Yeah. Okay. I don't think we're going to go to Acton, we're going to go to Ken's or Green, because the bus stops us towards Ken's or Green or what?
Yeah, I don't know. It's some kind of hubbub. It isn't the dreaded big boys. No, I think it's just people trying to figure out how to root.
I was people getting off of the mince. Really? You mean to people getting off? It's hitting it with the blanket.
There's mince. Maybe just we have cheap night mince somewhere and night mince. That's a new TV show. Don't waste your money on mince.
You bite your money on the day. Nice and special night mince. Perhaps he's a restaurateur. Yeah, maybe.
Or maybe he's got a big family. He has to feed. We like nothing but raw mince. Why would you choose the night to transport the mince though?
Hefting mince through the night. Maybe he knew that you're the day travelling the mince. That's saucer. I feel saucer.
Yeah, but forget that chocolate jelly mince. It's full of mince. You've got to get it there before it goes off. Of course it goes out.
It goes out kind of weird, brownie, grey. They still cook and serve that shit. That's the thing with beef. It lasts a long time.
As long as it hasn't gone green, they'll serve it. Yeah, it's grim. I thought Bob was in his as a kid. Tadda's not right.
I think I'm starting to recognise this as the out-of-it. Gendall Rizen. Do you didn't like mince at school then? No, the food is shit at school.
That's what Bob was in. Because the meat was so low quality. Yeah. It was too small.
No, no quality. I won't turn it. With a bubble in it. Think about that.
It had a bubble. Of air. Something. No, really?
Sorry to interrupt. No, go for it. So this is Nesden. Halzen.
Yeah. We're going to go past... Oh, are you... Oh, he said I came to the job center up here.
Way in the past. Oh, that's a lot of rays. Yeah. We're going to go past Wilton Junction station.
See, Job Center. Did I tell you? No, I've been in there. You know you pointed out nothing but Job Center's on this route so far.
I've pointed out two Job Centers. One of which was a personal history. No, I'm not in my personal history. No, I'm not in my personal history.
No, I'm not in my personal history. No, I'm not in my personal history. Oh, not people getting on? Getting off.
Getting on. Oh, going out. I'll take a look at them. Yeah.
You know that there's that... We've roofed you and take to Wilton Junction where you had to go through like an on-passage. Yes. Outdoors.
That's up here. Along the track. Yeah, that's just up here. Do you think they were better so you're under it?
Not Ken's or right, I don't think so. Now, they used to be a venue right at the end here. You see right here? Yeah.
On the corner. This one. Where's the supermarket now? That one.
Yeah, they're totally shut down now. See, they're not in there. They're not in there. They're not in there.
Be junctioned of train doing it basically. That's a mad, really. This is just before Ken's or Ryan's. Yeah, I think a hell of a low bridge.
Always in through it. That venue by the way. I was going to point out because I DJ'd there once, me and Virgil DJ'd there once, for a night called... That'sownead!
Size doesn't matter. I don't want those problems to be. Not fair. When Woodscrabs is down there.
That's all about. Yeah, sounds like a word. I was saying well, I don't know. Well, I've come from that.
I have no idea. It's ancient. It's an ancient site there. So we DJ'd there for a night called...
Size doesn't matter. I guess it's sexy or something. No, it was only because you were only allowed to play several intervals. It was really fun actually.
I thought you were doing a game of this game. It was good like sex parties or something. No, I did that. I did that.
That was a bomb. Yeah, that was fun. No, you said it wasn't so. It was weird.
Well, it was either one, like... I think it was something in the corner who was all wrapped up in rope. Yes, there was a team board. There was a people wrapped up in rope.
I totally didn't think of any of that. Yeah, I was just saying, I think it was a bit of an 18. I used to live up here. Just trying to corner from there.
How long ago was that? Years and years ago. When I was working in the casino. I used to take this bus, that's my experience with this bus.
All the way into town. Yeah, my casino was in Picadilly, the Golden Nugget, and Picadilly doesn't exist anymore. It was in the site where they now have the Crystal Maze experience. Oh, well, that on NURM's behalf, do you have any?
Channeling Goss Road, is it? Yes, no, I do. And the Rainforest Cafe, whatever it is. Yes.
Which is a surprise that that still exists. I don't think it does. I think it's called something else. You can literally see the house.
It doesn't up there, though. It used to live in. Up there. Yes, we did do a podcast round here.
Did we? Yes, because we're now going to pass by the cemetery. One of the big seven. Oh, that's right.
Up and right, hands up in the cemetery. The dangerous ladies. Yeah, that's right. That's right.
So we are, we are treading with dangerous ladies. There's that fancy fossil shop here up on the left, called Ammonite as well. If you recall. Yes.
This is my neighborhood, Ligram's here. Strange neighborhood. Looks slightly dead and weird. Some areas isn't the top bit, isn't it?
It's such a large cemetery that they've got a good cemetery within a cemetery. Oh, yeah, this is where we end here. Yeah. Can you just take a couple of busways from the other episode?
Oh, it's a box. Is it my favorite? Yes. You could have, but you did, yeah.
No. What did we do? I got like four trains. It was really awkward.
It's waited off an hour in Boston. Yeah. Well, it got the 18-foot grid. And then I could have got on a box from the other side.
Yeah. So you can have a look. Oh, God. Yeah.
We're going to go pass the guys around to the street. Censored green, sorry. Censored rises in the short walk. So we are passing through dangerous things.
It's actually the case. Look, this hostel. That's a funky hostel. That's the salon resident.
Yeah. It does the job. It does the job. It looks funky as well.
Thank you. This is the old wall that's full of part up here. The graveyard. Can you fix that?
I think they are, yeah. And you can see the platform of Censored green tube there. Yeah, exactly. Exciting stuff.
From the top, down above the top there. Yeah. M.E.T. 2.E.D.
Well, we're getting in now. Getting in. Going down the Harrow Road. It's in Harrow Road.
Is it? Yeah. Is it absolutely it's going to Harrow Road Road? Oh, it's going to go.
Well, you can jump up this one. It's going to go. Yeah. It's all from the down there.
I don't think they're going to replace that. Probably. This is little, just like no wall here. Oh.
What? That's a nice pub. It's one just around the corner as well. Paradise is around here.
Paradise by way of Censored Green. What's the paradise? It's just a famous sort of power-bending restaurant. But it used to be owned by a glumbo.
It was a good one. Columbo? That's what the call the Columbo group. Oh, OK.
Not Columbo, the famous TV sector. You can take it. It was not a real person. Then you could have had a drink or one last drink or one last drink.
One last drink. Eddie. He's a drink person. He's a drink person.
I have more drink, you get it free, but then you know I've had any more drinks I know. I think we're good one. I would be a good one. Oh, we're in a different borough.
Into Westminster. Bit from Brent, into Westminster. And we're going past Fifth Avenue, which is a funny American. You'll see now.
Yeah. I think we've covered this. Sorry if you heard that guys. This is a canal, it's just there.
Because this is where we walk out. To get on to the next. It's just there, look. It's here.
It's not really all right, it's the canal. We're that way, we just find out what that it was. Yes. It's weird all these shops that have been, no other shops out here.