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Paul Gannon Esquire goes for the bargain bins the charity shops and power my good friend I was working it was working with my good chubby boy boy Good day to you mornin chadway Right, so hello, I'm your chief show. Yes, this week we are investigating some cheap food in an off-brand brand off and we have a gannons golden game for the game I'm surprised we haven't ever done on this show before it's a very famous game But not one that I remember from my childhood was it before our time maybe made no well I mean it's still going on an off to this day shush shush shush shush shush shush shush shush shush shush shush shush shush shush shush We shall mention what the game is a bit later on in the show get hang the lantern on it You gotta tell them it's a little though. It's a cryptic clue. Yeah famous people rectangle.
That's Readingly awful, but they won't get it. No, I think most people would get that now famous people rectangle Yeah, but it's not I mean what this no Because it's not gonna be any better than that one which I thought was a bit on the nose Star Right angle shape right. No, you know what? Do you know what what do you know what what we're doing celebrity clothes later?
Yeah, give me a chance to say anything yet. You went past where I say my name go on say Also said what was coming up on the show before I could say what's coming up on the show? Alright, then let's do it again. We're gonna be podcast right Paul can go for the bargain The charity shops and powerlands of great Britain with my good friends.
I still have been hi everybody Paul. Yes What's coming up on the show today? Why we have a off-brand brand off Tom Jomchoms and we have a Gannons Golden Games will be playing the game celebrity squir. Oh now you've given it away now Well, you gave it away.
So particularly on the nose bad clue. What you think of a better clue then? Alright, okay, it would have been I said something like where the stars align. Oh fuck.
Oh fuck you See that works doesn't it because of the concept of the game shows basically tic-tac-toe with questions. Oh, you have to make them align don't You the stars align. Isn't that better? No, it's more of juice.
I'm not saying it's bad It's better. It's a better clue. It's a better riddle. It's a better mission to solve than right tag or obtuse box Oh It's a inherently amusing word to me it is My meat oblong long Just got into absolute nonsense fucking garbage.
All right, it's fine. It's fine. Listen. Listen as an opening gambit I've got something for you from on Twitter I apologize now.
I've lost the tweet sent me a news article from a Scottish newspaper Okay, and I thought it's like it's almost like a kind of tells from the dance floor to shop floor But it's not I just wanted to read it out because I thought it was funny. Okay, I'm only is the odd calls called bride Akai the poo What do you think that might be about there's someone shitting themselves at wedding? Oh well, whoa themselves or shitting on something at wedding. This is what I might predict.
Yeah, so I'm a leaves a hot Todd On the altar and then you get the caniston vicar What? Nice day for a brown wedding. Oh nice day to wipe away He lives in LA doesn't he was very LA for years. He was very LA very LA Right, right, okay the poo a fuming bride debt her killed wearing hubby when he sat on her knee at the reception and left a skid mark on a wedding dress Man like all true Scotsman Angus McClure 26 didn't wear pants under his guilt when he married sweetheart Sarah Grant in Grenofar Renfincher poor Sarah the article goes on but this traditionalism led to uproar when he perched his poorly wiped backside on the 24 You're all meeting me pristine frock leaving an unsightly smear your wedding day, mate Yeah, do you think on your wedding day of all days mate?
You might be like think oh, that's not got you know free the third wipe down It's still you know still some I just put the tap on put a little bit water on it Well, you know, yeah, make sure because you're fucking wedding thing though. Maybe maybe it's 50 minutes before the wedding right? Everyone's in there. Oh, no nerves.
I'm just gonna pinch one off went to the store toilet Blah blah blah blah blah blah oh no five minutes. Oh, I did it like a white dress and thinking what you must have been Well, the story continues after Sarah swiped at Angus. So she threw a punch at him. How do you imagine how fucking humiliating that is for the wife?
But I mean honestly, yes true and she belted him McClure and Grant clans then led the reception into bloody mayhem They also fighting a police source says I've been a police officer for in Grenofar for 20 years or so and I've seen a lot of wedding parties Turn nasty or this was something else in total seven people were arrested on the ground of the wedding venue and face public order offenses It is believed that Angus and Sarah were reconciled when they sobered up and have no memory whatsoever of the melee or of the mess the smell Hello, yes, well, this is number one for off-brand brand off theme tune her. What's your name? Sir? It's John.
Hello, John I believe you got a off-brand brand off theme tune for I do I've based my composition on the poetry of John bettermen Oh, that's delightful. Oh, that's a new angle. It's just a river isn't it clear? Isn't it clear?
That's a new angle? Oh, lovely clear. I'll do all the voices today. Oh, yeah, that's lovely.
I love John bedroom I do oh, yeah, there's no actual John Benjamin poetry in this because I don't read but I'm basing it on there Oh, well, it's very interesting all the same Please give me a moment. Please give me a moment. Please walk on. I just need a moment I'm just talking about it to all of a sudden.
Oh, you have a little more of it. Oh, you've very rude this one when I have my moment to warm up. I might make some sounds Okay, oh, I'll be with you in a moment. This is Paul now.
So go I'll be with you in a moment. Okay. Yeah Right, I'm on top now. You ready?
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No, I'm gonna do one Let's have the next one. I've got to be so terrible. We're a bunch of cunts. Okay.
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I know my mother and father pop up and mama They gave me a special guitar. I was wondering like I was talking about talking about John's talking about George. I was talking yes, please Can we just hear you? Can we just hear your audition, please?
Oh, of course. Yes. Here we go. I sing You got your friend here your friend there off brand off brand off brand chicken all about you do the okay You turn around and that's what it's all about.
Oh, off brand off brand off brand off brand off off I'm a fan of stretch rock rock. It's okay. You put your big wheel in you big wheel out people in it Do a little child off brand off brand off your off I love it your food the next round What a delightful character talk to him the Fucking dark wind yes, my elimination my imagination my imagination right. Yes, you have an imagination.
You have an elimination Elimination Brand off brand off brand off is a segment of the show where we pit branded known brands food usually against the off brand the market installs the oldies alternatives the littles and such and we basically just go which one best which one good which one is Worth the money which one which one which one and I am Eli Silverman everyone I am the resident super tasteer the super tasteer of cheap Show and I am coming out of the back of my biggest ever triumph in this segment pool I think we can both agree I'm gonna just move on from there. Yeah, the sex of the bike called I got buggers Toil it somewhere My head down get shoved towards the toilet bowl Well a bit of also a rotagor whatever they call it don't they want people have sex with cars I've said they call it something else what autumn a beeler otter go mass bromation mass You want go for a car, you know you get turned on by little automatic kids cars and kids shows brom Remember on the car imagine a big man wankin over brom Last time he played off brand off was a special episode where we tasted a load of race-alted Chris ready salted Chris And I was able to distinguish four distinct brands Six I got four right I was able to distinguish Smith Sultan shake yeah Tesco owned brand yeah and the finest and no no no no Tesco the ones I managed to get work. Oh, well you managed to go Smith's standard walkers. Yeah, and Tesco's own brand Yeah, I could identify all three of those in a blind taste test but I'm confused with were the taste the difference kettle clones Yes, that was test actual kettle chips.
Yeah, that was Tesco the finest ones Well, yes two Tesco's the bottom I was confused because I actually did prefer the test go home brand to the petal they had a less oily Yeah, sort of a flavor now. We remember weeks ago. We had that huge big fuck off Pio box coming full of food and gadgets and crisps and also And I lost the letter so I can't remember the guy's name We sense it but we mentioned him in a previous episode and that thanks continued into this so what are the off brand brand off? He said was this it was a Mexican style microwave rice See now that's why I mentioned my triumph the last time that I played poor because I feel like I know fuck all about this I do not buy Mexican ready for I whatever's called yeah I don't buy microwave rice a lot of the cook rice.
Yes, I never even cook right because I never really learned and I'm confessing this for the first time Oh, do you know my father's the other day? He was cooking rice, right? And he said I do it past the style I'm like what was that mean with right like if it's gotten some girth to it the right? It's like chunky.
Yeah chunky rice You can just do it like you cook pasta to get a hot bowl of water and let's see if I offer all of it loads of water Just yeah, I'll train it off that's how I'll fall I never knew you did that for you had to do like two cups and have to be you know Well, it depends because some some needs a bit more science to it than others think that's right It's a brown rice is like you have to have a certain amount for the way to brown rice They just leave it for half an hour sleep. That's all very complicated But I think with bismarcy and the smaller grains that if you do it like that It just turns the mush what I mean. This is what these do they take the the worry out of that You just wash them in the microwave all of these are in sache packs where they would call these wallet things You know you split the top they like a pork they're like what were those drinks capri Sun? Yeah, the same shape as a capri Sun an unbongo's or something as well now Did I'm gonna do those ones I thought I was a carton's on maybe they did yeah Don't say shit that you know not off me about drinks, okay or anything so I haven't correct you all the time Kyara coming Kyara coming a you all was a carton and they did bottles as well, but no the only one that did that was capri Sun That's why it's a capri Sun.
That was their cell. They're gimmick. Yeah, they came in such a pouches He saw pouches foil foil such a pouches. Yeah, they're patches that close to an edge at the top They have a little have a little base on listen sure I'm explaining Okay, all of these you stick it away you split the pack and you stick it for two minutes leave for a stand for one serve But also you can do them on the hop it says you could just put them in the hop for two three minutes But there's no yeah squeeze the pouch to separate the rice foil in 30 millimeters of water That's a silly problem last ever for three serve.
That's a silly silly thing to do But these wiggly these in the microwave today. That's the way they were he designed for and these are pre-cooked Mexican style Right, which means what this spices? Yeah, they'll have a little bit of a Mexican spice on them now What are the three brands and what see I don't know anything about this? I don't know what to expect what the on brand what the off brand is well the on brand to start us off is Ben's original Mexican style now they were used to be known as uncle Ben's huge corporate brand from the States featuring an elderly black gentlemen as they Mask on the warm cuddly friendly looking face.
Yes, if I'm killer very much so he's an uncle That's why but now it's just cool Ben's original It's problematic it's more like they probably decide to change their brand because of the association the phrase uncle has What in southern American kind of circles and races terms of things like that So they've removed that context from these now It's just Ben's and now it's your spend so there you have Mexican style They're not brand bit of gun from the back but nothing really about what the flavor profile is so Mexican style I'm expecting to have a little bit of spicy a little bit of tomato We may be tomorrow to eat expect to do a orangey on the pack Oh, yeah, I'm expecting the other spicy and tomato I'm expecting the other bit lemony as well because they like lime Oh, that's true. Yeah, I mean a little little tartness on the people maybe as well now this is we have the two off brands And it is Texaco Mexican inspired rice perfectly cooked right now This one will take a little tiny bit to see the tomato or red bell pepper a bit I think this is how I'll tell the difference. Oh, yeah, that definitely looks like it has a little bit This one doesn't pepper this one's inconclusive because the rice itself doesn't have bits in but they put bits in the rest of it What about the bends? Oh, you just told me.
Yeah, just told you and these are all just serving suggestions I think I'm gonna go we don't know until I open up my guess and then this one final one is spicy Mexican style microwavable rice by Taste of Mexico. Oh, no little little on the back. So 250 grams each for all the same. I'm gonna bash him in the oven come back one question Paul Yes, what do we think is cheaper the Tesco one knockoff but to knock off?
Quality there as we've often discovered in doing these videos brand that off brands of things like Chris especially have those similar Colored packaging and style so even though this bends original a bit more purpley ready kind of you know Colored the two knockoffs are very much orangey brownie rustic. Yeah, I mean that yes the bends is a slightly darker shade But it's a similar tone and kind of weird Mexican style graphics in the background faded like see there And it looks a little bit kind of you know, yeah There's a little bit of design on the Tesco on there anyway I tell you what it's time for me to stick him in the microwave make him go ping bring him back And then he like do his thing. I'm no that's how I sign up. I'm salivating.
Oh, I'll get you a little bit of tissue to dip That on your knif not like not let's get this in the microwave Ping went the microwave and I brought back the three different Mexican style infused inspired rice microwave meals for Eli to taste They are producing a little bit of an if in the airport Indeed I'd like to ask you a question ask I really don't know where I am with this week's taste test Paul And I'm just wondering if you think there's anything I should be looking out for to distinguish the better from the worse I guess it's interesting because in this case, it's like all much of a much less It's gonna be down to what you prefer rather than because like literally you'd expect the Mr. Ben's the Ben's the Ben's right to be not Mr. Ben's that would go and get changed and go and become a nice or something I'm very very fun. Mr.
Ben's rice were depending on what place you eat it It tastes some different in the world. You go. Oh, I take this rice to parry and it will taste the didn't he do food I never used to watch it. I'm sure he's to eat no He's going to a dressing room put on a night costume and the fancy dressing that was his king and then when he came out He would be in a different land and be like oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's time yeah, like he went to space and things you know sex dungeon stuff I think this the Ben would go.
Oh, yeah, I'd like you know like to go dressed up in Sausage man. Oh, yeah, and then what? Because he's gonna get cold right so You think would be a Rice Bens rice I'm trying to think the best ingredients the best rice the best quality of flavor would be that main major brand right and the other ones would Take off in some way. Yes, or maybe yeah, maybe it's a do with an artificialness to the flavor profile with these Yes, I look forward to it.
Well, you know often the big big brand is the worst like by a long way like we did with the kindabweino Yeah, they were strangely they were bad and also the instant coffee when we did that yes That's true blend was really the worst of the whole bunch. Yes, so we don't know what I'm gonna expect with this Now, I think it's fair to say you can do this about the blindfold. I think because to the eye You don't know what came out the bargain with That first one the yellow one though. I'm looking at it too close There was a white ball a gray ball and a glass ball that you'll be sampling to class just they don't fucking know Okay, it's for me to when I talk about it the delineation delineation Let's just move on.
It's a ball. I Know Now We're gonna do the white ball and then the gray ball and then the glass ball I'm on the white ball now to bolt it's a ram again a bowl of the cup right fuck off This is a real cheap curry chip shop sort of curry flavor right number one I'm making it clear now that we see the real cheap curry smell now I do know it shouldn't and I do know which ones which by the way I'm taking a picture of the branded packing Next to the bowl I put it in it's just a very cheap sort of let's just see where we go This is your flavor on the nose smells very cheap to me. Okay. Oh, we're a little bit of a sad face with that one What's wrong with it?
It's not very warm anymore. I know we've been cabbling for a bit It was in there. No, it didn't cook. No, it did cook it was fucking the hottest bowl I did could they were all hot as fuck.
This is the problem. I think with microwave rice. It's kind of almost no longer It was in for two and a half minutes and meant to be in it says in the pack for one minute forty five seconds So they're in there an extra forty five said did not cook I don't care. You eat it.
This is the worst eat it It's it we've also been thattering for five days. I'm sure what you want. What you say cheap What you say to like I mean cook properly why is that he coming in this one because he didn't cook evenly and you're not very good at cooking Stuff in the microwave I do Okay, right. We're back.
We're back. We're reheated. Let's get to this re-hot it go for the white one Okay, definitely there's some heat on this now good like I say nasty cheap curry flavor. It's in he's chewing He's master case.
Oh, right good. I did do it longer than the actual inscription on the back. Oh, we're sweet flavor Is it tomorrow to eat? Oh, yeah, it's so underwhelming.
Okay, no richness What is there any Mexican spice there? It was on the nose. There's that cheap curry smell but nothing on I'm getting no heat And nothing that particularly says Mexican heat either. No, I'm just gonna see if it's true to its profile.
It's alleged profile No, I like well number two is your gray bowl and that is the second of the three items. Oh now this is got Oh, you got me with it. Definitely much more Mexican odor. Okay.
Yeah, it's got it does have a bit that curry But it also has more of I don't know, you know that sort of Mexican old El Paso taco kits. No, you mean that slightly text Mexy thing yeah, and a bit more tomato on the nose. It's similar to smell but it's not so sort of cheap and the texture of this You can already see as much sort of moisture or more moist moist. Oh, and that's much more yeah more moist with Oh the quality of the writer.
Yeah, that's what the last one was more sticky rice that rice was all separated and kind of brittle Okay, you know oh yeah, I can see yeah quality of that rice wasn't good But this is much more like sticky like it's all stuck together the way like nice Thai style sticky rice word or something like that Yeah, okay, all right So more edible much more pleasant much more like food and again not a lot of heat and the flavor the actual flavor is very similar Just so that's a weak curry sort of okay. There's smells better and the texture in the mouth much much better Makes the difference does it's definitely my favorite right? Okay, so number two is his favorite so far We'll go through them now ask you to assign brand to bowl all right so your third one is the glass cup now Seems to have a little bit so yeah, I don't know what they were bits off. It's a pepper or whatever Yeah, look like little bits of bell pepper in it now this smells like baked beans Okay, this third one smells like baked beans.
I'm getting no spice really on the nose from it What do you get the number one he's having a sniff himself now guys? Oh, yeah, the second one's much more to what it means that much more fake curry. Yeah, and this one's more tomorrow. So exactly what I thought Yeah, so I haven't thought the third one.
He's not for now. Just like tonight catch up There's got the least spice of all three. Oh, you're right. I was like beans I thought you were over exaggerating but that is a very big beanie sense I was like being so he's gonna slap it in his gobble and chop it up with his old mashy nose.
Oh He's giving me a nod he's happy with that now. What's giving you the old happy eyes the texture is the best It's the most like rice. Okay, it's in between the moistness of that last one of the sogginess of that last one and the real dry brittleness You almost I'll do this kind of thing. It's not good the first one is not good No, again, they've all been for the exact amount of time and in that first instance I can actually tell you it's a lot less in the microwave.
I'm gonna tell you what brand that is But it's a less than that one. Yeah, that was 130 one forty five little two minutes I think that's the little one I mean those have these ones you're eating this one and you're in this one The most ricey, but is it the most of mexican he's spicy well not on the nose But it does seem to have the most actual chili heat. Okay, it smells like baked beans But it has them it has some some spice like on the back of my palate I wasn't with the first exchange. Mmm.
Well, I'll let you a little moment to think and then we'll come right back for Eli's Thoughts and musings won't we mr. Silverman? Yes, we will mr. Silverman Oh, mr.
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No time no time at all time. No, I'm using time But one was the white ball that was the worst product here Paul to my taste to your taste horrible almost chemically You know, it's like that chip shop curry also like those members curry kits that you used to get yes horrible What were they called remember that a V you got the university? They were terrible veggie rice? No, they had a night.
You know the ones I mean though that you salt No, it wasn't that anyway go on so the white ball. What do you think it is oldie Tesco Ben? I think the oldie is gonna be the cheapest that must be the oldie. No say oldie for that one in the white worst Texture crumbly texture and an artificial sort of flavor and a and a almost a spa tame sort of sweetness and Okay, bowl number two was the gray one soggy bear texture better flavor.
Yeah, it was going for a little nilly woo I'll allow it no best weakness. Okay. No, he's going back for number three now I can't tell between two and three which I think is better right two is more soggy But three is more like rice like it all depends on if you think Ben's cooked corners and this that the other other other Brand is you know, it all depends on I don't know before we are definitely the hottest. Okay, so just focus gray bowl What do you think that is so that you got Tesco or Ben?
I think it's got to be Tesco if I'm going off the thing. I'm assuming yeah that Ben is gonna be the best because it's the brand It's the on brand. You see what I mean? Yeah, I have to because I don't have any clue in this area But that is the third one which I believe to be the bends right is the most hot and the most rice nice sort of ricey texture in the Mouth do you think the last one in the glass bowl is the bends?
Yes, and I think the gray bowl is the Tesco right Would you like to know the actual results? I would be interested to know off brand taste testing session you said the white bowl had the oldie Branding I think that's the cheapest it was definitely the nastiest product didn't cook properly was all crumbly and an artificial flavor the actual brand of that Bowl of rice was Tesco it was the Tesco brand in that bowl the gray bowl which you were all wrong well Tesco you said was the gray bowl that that was the oldie that was the oldie okay? You were right was the Ben Brad that's definitely head and shoulders. It's a better quality writing in there But there you go.
You say it's the hottest yeah, it has an actual chili heat to it The others just pretend the oldie one for obviously a lot cheaper I think that the only one is a lot better than the Tesco one don't get the Tesco one everyone Ben's I think was like 150 to two pounds I think the oldie one couldn't have any more than a quid well That's easily your option there because it's almost as good as the Benz and the Tesco is a mess bro. Yeah, the test go is a mess Bro the test go is a mess bro. Yeah, and the oldie is okay He's okay by me is okay by me and mr. Ben is our best friend.
He's not mister Ben's best our best friend. You're so paying so bad this week. Maybe I'm doing it on purpose I thought my name is one long performance No, that's interesting definitely one for the books cuz I mean it's not one for the books Come out for sure but Tesco beats I mean all the beats Tesco So if you really better price yeah, and so if you really really have to have a Mexican flavoured instant microwave rice All the other options to go with it is the option to go with if you want to save money And that's the off-brand brand off segments this week Now Paul yes before we go into the Ganons golden games the Ganons golden games segment of the show right bring along a golden board game From my collection you have a little apology. No you have a Dendom apologetic agenda for Paul I've always said that the chap who sent that huge big fuck off box of PO stuff Which included the rice from the last six and a price of shite and some crisp and all sorts We covered earlier on the show either the price of shite from him You also gave us the thumb game, you know where we play with boshions We have to tie your thumbs up and then do tasks are you Matthew Taylor?
I wasn't you Matthew? Was it you if it's so thank you Matthew if it wasn't please tweet us or email I'll make a correction next week if it was you and Paul would like to apologize. I'm not apologizing Because I want to see how many boxes with the hallway. Let's have a little bit of contrition from you a little bit All right, I'm sorry.
Thank you. You're a really nutritious prick. Oh, yeah, fine. Yeah, that's the way you want to play it I am playing it well just for that Paul.
I'm gonna do a little bit of a Ganons golden games bit Well, just do what you want because I can always cut it out. I do edit this can I do a little one Do you do it? Do you do it? I just want to say a guy's going games a guy's going games a guy's going games a guy go a dairy out a girl's going out I mean that's fine, but I want to do a little bit more pizzazz and sazoo Yeah, right that'll have to do right in his garden games and all you don't don't don't fucking bleed in no bleeding I'll make sure you bleed out Do you want to be punished this behavior I'll just not give you the patches the samples I could easily stop talking about that.
I don't care if you're gonna play it like this You'll get the samples I'm trying to make a funny podcast. I'm trying to make a funny podcast. I'm trying to make a funny podcast If you piss me off and I got a box of samples here. Yeah, you've got me here in this room.
Yeah, I'm the one this room What the fuck man? You haven't earned them yet. I'm not earning them. They're fucking me.
They're my fucking samples Oh, don't go fucking around my house. Where have you got them? Not telling you sit down Do you think if I knew you were coming around to the Harrow house or haunted house on the hill? I'll just leave them out for you.
Don't belong to me. They don't belong to you. They belong to me I had to take a budget cut for the film festival show just so you could have a few Well, you don't even do them you did a bit and you said it made you feel weird Yes, it did it made me feel weird my con came out or purple and smelly. You ever had come that comes out smelly like palm of violet Suites.
Oh, yeah, that's why nice Paul talking of smelly come I'm through a bag of it. How many have you got left? Then I say three or four fucking Stop making a noise. No, you fucked me off with this.
We're playing so I'm the fucking sample don't my head like a dagger Paul talking now now that we're talking of Smelly come yeah, I kind of would not brought this up now I'm getting to the game talking of smelly come on to us to edit this and I'm just thinking about editing Oh, we should have just skipped past this one small point. Okay, no I kept this in obviously you're hearing it now I've kept this bit in I saw the potassium tablets that you've been feeding to the Randy dog Yes, could you put me but that gives his spunk more more? Yes? I don't want to find because what I do is I put it in a big hubba But dewy and so always like has a bit of a lap all thing going on or something or cola for the smell on the Cowler right now Dog off Booth Produce the amount of spunk that the Randy dog reduces.
Let's not encourage it with potassium No, you can't help it. What about those people condition. He's uncontrollable I know it's falling around with a plastic bag and catches much as I can and then sell it online You don't do that do you dump it in track box fucking covered I used to but since that's for two of his programs I'm sick to smell that fucking rancy dog spunk here. I've got seven bags of dog spunk in my shed and I want it out I Said all I'm saying is the dog comes a lot and it stinks.
I have to fucking put that dog under I have to give it like It under I have to make it to sleep just so it doesn't come I have to drug that dog because every time it's a wake It's firing off I'm just gonna say it waiting with dog commentary on this show and it's your fault The baby go get your character. I know so so treating nicely, please I treat him very fucking nicely Stop with this bit now. I am fucking regret bringing it up Okay And I've had this board game for a while I can't believe we've never played it before but it's a board game based on the TV show Called celebrity squares now before I go even into that we have to talk about Hollywood squares Which is the show it is based on which is the US show up here It's the original US show so with the original host please well in America was first shown in 1965 and the format is two contestants You could all members of the public have to play a game of tic-tac toe to claim a square in the tic-tac toe frame You have to answer a question But you don't answer the question you talk to celebrity who fits in that frame and you agree or disagree with the answer They give to the question you've been given and that's a basic thing is there a final like a final round you get to where it's different or presumably We're just playing a simple version of it today. No point as well.
I think in America thing You get £50 square because we're playing the tic-tac toe point to me nothing But it's a way of getting a bunch of well nine celebrities on to telly Yeah, usually a bit past their prime they'll be big on screen once and now not no more Did you have like old golden age of Hollywood stars on in the 60s like may west or whatever? You know people like that just the record it was a created by Merrill Heter and Bob Quigley presented over years by Peter Marshall John Bauman John Davidson Tom Berger on and Drew Barrymore Drew Barrymore of course Still going and he's had you know the voice I was like on the show tonight. We've got a full merman in the thing They had different narrators. They called them Kenny Williams Jean would who are these?
No, no, no, the one I do know is Jeffy Tambor. Who are these the bandly? No, the kind of guy who do the commentary over the other voice over? Yeah, an answer they call them.
Yes, so yes, just occur to me that didn't Britain try and sort of do this format with blankety Blank, well Especially because it has a panel of celebrities in a similar way and you can ask the celebrities for their answers on blankie blank Can't you as well? Yes, actually, yeah, it's very kind of yeah, it's very similar This is actually the British version when they actually got it over, but that was an American show called match game Ah, was it and I don't know what I think I think match game was first and then the British copy blanky blank was second We're not talking about that. We're talking about that game. That's right.
I had that bit with a super match game super match game super match game But now that you mentioned it, yes structurally, they're similar similar. Yeah, so So British comedy comedy game show based on the American show Hollywood's words it first run on ITV from July 20th 1975 So a good 10 years after it's ten years on NBC pretty early and originally hosted by Bob Monkow Bob's the man man was between 1975 and 79 and briefly came back when it was brought back in the 19th between 93 and 97 Funnied off the narrator of one of those series between 75 and 79 was Kenny ever a teddy ever it did it Oh, boy. I've got something to say have you couldn't be Bob Munkhouse now. Couldn't be Bob Munkhouse now be Bob Munkhouse.
Could you? What he's dead so I would you mean what does that mean nothing? That's why I'm making you can't make blazing cycles I was trying to mock those people. Yeah, I hate that course you couldn't make it because culturally that film was a reaction to It was a past each Western.
It was a spoof Western But it's a direct commentary on what America was like in that time reaction and doing commentary about that so of course You wouldn't be making today because it was all meaning also the voice of it is completely unique to Mel Brooks So yeah, of course you can't fucking read it. Okay, I fuck idiot cunt. Whoever says that. Oh, you can't make a film like that.
No more No, really you can't you're fucking idiot. I mean the most recent example being of course Jerry Seinfeld who says you can't do anything You know somebody's lost his edge. It's edge now. Here's my pop parts the movie Yes, yes, so whatever that's the same sort of conversation for this week.
See you next week. No now We're gonna play celebrity tweeze anything else to say about it was it popular? Not really they do some of the regular celebrities were people like packumes member packumes female actress using was like TV celebrities she's had this thing which And then will he wash them really watch So thirsty on that Really perving on them all as well. Yeah, it was like Great Very inferred wasn't it it was all that cool man, but I just really rushed in what a character I mean He's the type of the trap.
Oh, that's him. Yes, he's a great voice act a large part of the appeal of that is what he gave to it It's a great voice a great humorous sort of voice So anyway, that's what we're playing today They brought out many versions of this is board games and as far as I know this is the original because this one is the 1970s I bet he's where it's even got Bob Montcalz's face right on the front Bob and the big box game It's got a little sign thing to make it all official a little signature The manufacturers I always find this fascinating it says booking him toys, but also very closely it says ideal So maybe booking toys was the board game division of ideal and ideally heard of This because we've been doing mainly Danny Fisher ones recently and what's the one strawberry veil or something? Yes, it's Fisher and they both had the kind of hands in the licenses of board games like that's true He was a very fair. That's a story fair was just off top of my head The one I think of was the generation game board game.
Yeah, Fisher was the dad army and all that IP type sitcoms and game shows We haven't I don't remember having a bucking him before No, I'm just trying to watch online about and I have to say now it's a lovely looking thing this It's got a lovely 70s design vibe and like the cartoon character celebrities see now wouldn't they go for real celebrities? Well, there's probably a license reason for that because you'd have to get the license of their celebrity so you'd have to pay fucking I don't know Kenny Everett money. Yeah, you know He's been Bob's been paid Leslie growl. They get a couple of fucking quid so does Bernard Cribbins I'm sure he was like a fair But they've got a photo of Bob Montcalz and his signature on the box.
They must pay him. Yeah, of course He's a selling point is the biggest host yeah Bob saying I put my thumbs up to this I give it this is an official thing Ideal toy company just very quickly. Okay, we really wasn't American toy company founded by Morris Mitchell post World War two They did things like Shirley Temple dolls Tammy Thumbelino and also was known for selling the Rubik's Cube in America But after they all get a little bit kind of I don't know if it's just break it doesn't really go into the UK I'm a bit okay, but it must have been maybe the UK arm or maybe the board game. I'm a bit ideal Buckingham Yeah, British sort of sounding name to it.
It's literally UK one Yeah, there's literally nothing about booking toys online other than eBay sales on the side of the box here It says plays just like the ATV all-star show Yes And actually what you get in the box is a bunch of plastic nooks and crosses to hang off a cardboard grid Which is honest kind of stand thing there's no board. There's all this that board. Yeah, it's an upright board Yeah, it's not right board like a connect for yeah And you can hang the notes across in the little holes on it and we've got pretend cartoon celebrities in there Harry Holson is number one Stella starlet is number two slick Nick is number three and then you have a Susie slurp and number five Tim type Tim type I'm not a name Alice actress also fucking come on guys number six. That's a lazy Hey seed at 71.
There's no famous. Hey seed that they've only got one a one-word name Oh, they're gonna be rural or something no hazy's an American term or they've been a state the American board game And it's like Bob one causes face on the front hey seed is like a yokele. Yeah So that's hey seed one word name at seven then we have starburst eight number eight And just the name of a candy that used to be called opal fruits indeed and then number nine we have Frankie for No, who would you go on a date with their day just hang out with hang out Frankie fun sounds great It's so hot Yeah, we're gonna play the game by the teller story or two he could sure I want to get through this So what happens is we'll load a card here, right? You got the cards there?
Oh, there's a little yellow stuff. Yeah, you slide the card is a little plastic What do you want to call this slot slot which hides the card apart from you know You know the little thing that reveals the answers. Yeah, so yeah, so you start with it Like you select four so you pick Susie slipper before you go to that question there then you ask the question We're gonna use this car, but Jonathan gruff had the world's highest transfer fee I don't know what that relationship to fuck me and there's gonna be 1975 questions Jesus Christ the celebrity gives their answer in this case They say no, he didn't have the world's highest transfer fees And then you have to guess if you agree or disagree right if you agree and it's the right answer you get that thing right You get your little cross or square if you say agree and it comes up D with disagree You do not get it and the opponent gets that square I understand country wise if you said disagree and it's agree You don't get it basically disagree and it disagrees then you get the squir I made abundantly clear. I understand it is not ruled so you reveal it one more time So if you're gonna be the celebrity then you have the little plaque right so you can read it out Yes, but I have one question.
How are we gonna compete are we gonna tally our scores up? No, just do it with a tic-tac-tac-tac-tac It's a guy who's the first person to get a line of three you can always draw tic-tac-tac-tac Yes, we might draw. Oh, that'd be fun. So let's roll the theme tune and play celebrity squares One of these celebrities is sitting in the secret square and the contestant who picks it first could be splashing out Which celebrity is it is it Ted Mulch?
Posing boy old Frank Plassen Gee look Half a log Nari Fjules Roy Hunter Les Dawson Oh, William Rushton all joining bar for the big box game celebrity squares and here he ends the star master of celebs the big square and sir Bob Mumpold And a happy Easter to you two and it's a happy time I think my wife turned nasty just because I brought the kids home a bunny from the Playboy Club Hello, Bob says I'm Bob Wonka's Bob says My set wife Hello Bob says Oh stop peeing life Bob says Bob come down Bob come down Bob Bob Bob's been crying He's gone under the chair Why has he been crying? He's gone under the chair He's nothing when you know when you cry when you're a boy When you're a little boy And you cry did you ever do that Paul? Yeah, go to sleep now You have to do that Yeah, get attention I'm sorry to get attention I get attention mate Well it's a celebrity square Bob Wonka's gone under the chair for a sleep Fuck off We tossed beforehand to see you go to sleep I knew I should have said it like that We certainly did Oh I got heads You guys So I'll be going first When whoever asks is being asked a question whoever plays a celebrity they're in charge of the plastic wallet with the answers in Sean Op There'll be circles or crosses I told you circles Right your circles and yellow crosses Okay, right Here we go So which I'm going to pick a collet random There's a load of them, I'm going to pick a random Right, I'll even I'll riddle them and you say so Your first which means you're the contestant first Yes Which means I believe the celebrity first Yep, so I'm gone Stop, okay He's randomized it, everyone, he's not looking and he's slotted it in Right, so He's handing me the little thing So the little yellow grid reveals the answers as we go helps us at our end figure out what's going on So I'm starting at one here No, just I pick a number and then you find that number so you don't see all the questions Right, so you hide everything I see The nice little draw slide out there We'll slide out revealer Pick just on our website the cheapshow.co.uk This is a particularly nice game don't you think? Like the design of it?
Simple Nice and toyetic, yeah and nice colours Right, so I'm going to start with number five I'm going to go with center square, I'm going to start with Tim type So Eli, you're Tim type Hello Tim type I'm a man of letters actually, I'm Tim type Oh yes, he's there, yes go on, do you know? Yes I saw a poster in the local shop the other day Did you Tim? I did and it said Man wanted, for a very hard job and I said well I've got him Okay Alright Tim, I'll just jump over there You want to just bang about some more, do you want to just stomp around like Crying idiot I'm just inside, hello, anyway hello Tim Oh sorry, I feel, we were having a drink back stage It's very old, my agency has to get this fucking drunk cut off He's fucking drinking all the wine back stage, we should have had him off We should have been shooting the back for Jagger's Jagger's is right here outside scratching the door No no no, I'm Tim type everybody, I'm ready Are you ready for your question Tim? Yes What is the official?
What is the official? Soviet news agency? Oh god, this is 1970 fucking fucking fucking What is the official? What is the official?
1970s Russian news network called Soviet news agency So I have to have a rich understanding of history now Because this game is what, 85, 95, 0, 5, 15, almost 50 years old What was your answer? What do you think the answer is Tim type now? I don't know the answer, I have to agree or disagree with one of the parts I actually went to Russia to work as an intern on a newspaper Yes And you know when I was there? Yes, I walked out into the street and the window of a shopping in Moscow Yeah It was a poster and it said in Russian Come on Tim Don't fart as well, come on Tim Get Tim, we'll knock him on the show You fucking dropped out of the edit round this Hey come on, what's the part that is your answer?
Jesus Tim I thought you could have said, oh yes, I'm Alexa, Alexa, Alexa, Ocraphers or whatever I like words and I went to a, Alexa can bar the other day And I met, would you believe that I met New Times Roman and he wanted a kiss? But he's not my type Mmm Thank you, that's what you could have fucking done So just go, oh, SPOF, whatever it was Just say anything, just quiet, okay, so the question is What was the name of the Russian news, Soviet news network? 1975 and Tim's answer is I know this, but in fact, it's TAS, T-A-S-S Right, I am going to disagree, D for disagree That's the right answer You're disagreeing, I'm okay, so if I put a little A here So that means I am wrong, and you get a little TAS Mike Hott, you're the classic Oh, you're the contestant, you're the contestant now I'm so nervous, so I do need a money though because I've got a shop I just opened Oh hello contestant number two, what's your name? John Hello John, well you got Stella, we got slick, we got Tim, actress Oh no, it's meant to be a mister.
It's got a micker in the middle, you put it in the wrong one I put it on Harry Holson Very different character Eli, what do you, John, who do you want to pick for the ball? Slick Nick please slick Nick he is number three slick Over to you yeah, what yeah Cushney cushiony what their bargain so you see my new gangster film coming out next week cool He throw up men about these guys right gangsters proper rough types right bit this bit that wall of gang gang don't cross me I cross you cross me across you before I speak for coming out of the age actually don't you boy bad? It's not being sounds good. So is the question then for you all right is your question What is the white fur of the weasel cold hey?
Well, I tell you what that this fucking guy we had down the bar he was back Called the weasel not cuz he was slick and smooth and got in a place. You're fucking trouser leg the weasel Slick how do you name? I like to bathe in oil don't I? Very good Anyway, it's what I think I think the answer's over me.
I think that's as urban do you agree with that yes you are correct you agree you get my Squid ding ding could just be a quick victory for mr. Silverman as I now hand the car back to Eli I'm looking push it and push my ring in tighter get it in it's nice and secure now Right there you go right so I have to really go for number seven hey See you stop me from winning yeah, yeah guys yeah, I Course I do for four because no cuz then if you go for seven and you get it right then you've won the game and I could block you now I'm gonna make you work hard on the board time to go with seven block. Yes, right? So seven hey see please hello.
Hey see are oh god, oh Hello, hey see how are things on the farm? Oh, I don't have a farm. Oh, I sold it you celebrity for me You say hey see celebrity cow farm. Oh, yeah, it was nice to have cattle in that yeah Yeah, yeah to sell that digital into cheeses into cheeses.
Hey see cheeses Are they ain't got hey, you know and you've got a song having you by AC DC. It's AC DC's AC. See Jesus There it goes. It's it's cold.
Those are about to eat feta We salute you anyway good work. I was forward to that. Hey see what's my question. Yeah, I'm question seven question today Wait who wrote who wrote a marriage of figure all oh who wrote the marriage of figure?
Oh well not that big on there at the operas But what's your answer? Oh, I like the bit of opera. Do you know the country so we do appreciate it? Yeah, hey?
I thought I was gonna go somewhere. I'll just say it but no fine. You'll enjoy your problem But what's your answer to who wrote the marriage of figure? Oh it was shopping.
I disagree with that statement I disagree wholeheartedly you do get across Disagree there is matching your disagree, right? Yeah, well done. Okay, you've you've blocked me there Paul. Ha ha ha well down in one place strategically I can go now and where's that square to stellar stellar starlet starlet who hello?
I'm stellar starlet and I'm a singer and I'm a poet as well. Oh, yeah, and I've just come from the West End We're I'm in the new musical based on the IY SOS and it's a musical where I play the gardener that comes in and there's a whole Love scene between me and the guy who's got the dodgy garden and we fall in love when we dig up the grass we find treasure We fall out so it's a cross between the IY SOS and the treasure this year and March right basically with a few songs in What's this so cool? SOS smart day something like that. It's not very good.
Can I have my question, please? Oh, right is the question for you, mate. Thank you, Stella What is and I know a lot of how musicals and singing get I'm gonna do the new bond theme as well. Did you know about that?
What's that? It's gonna be cool. There don't die unless you die for me don't die for me yet tomorrow Don't die golden hands into the morrow singer song. I mean love with us.
I Yeah, which is the National music incident of Scotland? I'll tell you what I think of it I mean I've never seen you a new Scott's meeting time. Don't wear a kilt let a little shitty mark on me But I know they like to blow a nice bag of pipe I agree that the National instrument of Scotland is a bad pipe. It says the year this weekly which means it's a Fucking five isn't it?
Let's have a look fuck's sake. Actually, I fucked up there I fuck up. I said bagpipes when I issue a set the haggis. I don't know why I said bagpipes my brain read that is bagpipes Only for a gallon of the blood because you so we know by Stella so weird you see the word Do you equate haggis and bagpipes in your head you do Maybe to the G in the P in bagpipes and then the haggis is GG.
Yeah, and my brain just didn't factor it in oh lucky's again One from one from one right so now we've got two places I could have well you've got two places I can win So we've taken a block I'm gonna try number one Harry Holson. Okay, then I can play eight after that So I'm gonna go with Harry Holson. Hello Harry. How are you?
I can't wait to hear the question. How are things? Hello there. I'm very Holson.
I've washed my hands and how was your religious programming BBC one going? Yes, it's called praise him Lord. And him is HYMN isn't it? Clever isn't it?
Praise him. That's right. It's a difference of the Lord. It's quite funny, but it's also very serious and very Holson Yes, and it's called praise him the Lord our God And would you have a favor with me Harry Holson and do you have a favor at him that you like to sing on the show?
Oh, I absolutely do. Yeah, I mean my favorite is when God's flock lands on a holy side So yes, that's my favorite. Yeah, it's good that one isn't it when God's lock lands on a holy side Oh the lamb sing lamb in lamb holy side lamb How I remember it. So Harry what's the question?
No, good question now. Yes, quote one just to let you know. I'm very clean. I'm not gonna Fresh breath mention.
No, you said you smell very very clean. Yes. Yes, like a nice palm of a violet. He can't as well.
We're they want to No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Come on. Don't get a weird anyway. I'm Harry Holson. What number am I one?
Okay, it's the block the top row. You ready for your question? Yes, what sport what sport was Babe Ruth well-known in oh, I know I think I know this one But what's your question answer? My answer would be Baseball I agree with you on that Babe Ruth was indeed a baseball man and there's an a there so there we go I can now block that he's blocked me again.
Oh, you've got not Harry Holson you've put an X on Harry Holson It's that X rated because I'm wholesome and I can't have anything to do with that No, it's the Jesus Christ Christ Christ, isn't it? I put the cross upon thine face So what question are you gonna go for it? You're gonna have to go for for a walk into block me. Oh, yeah Oh, no, no, yeah, I can go for eight kind of you could go I'm gonna go for the wind you're gonna go for eight starburst then.
Yeah, why not? I don't want to just block you. I want to go for the wind. I'm gonna.
That's fine. All right. Let's do without starburst number eight. Oh my god Hi, I'm just after I've just come back for my residency in Las Vegas with my show starburst tonight.
Oh, yeah Yeah, we have singers. We have dancers. Oh, oh we have some of the best songs. I work with Billy.
I work with Barry I work with Johnny. I work with Billy. I work with Billy. I work with them all.
I'm trying to do different Billy's Which do the ocean and Billy idle and what about Joel Joel Billy Joel? No, not him Anyway, we've just got time out for my wonderful tour. I'm seeing all my fans. Oh my god.
I love them Oh my god. I love them. I'm so pleased to be here. So I just can't wait to get to it Weird can I have the question please starburst?
Of course. Here's the question for your beautiful. Thank you Give you a free ticket to my show in Las Vegas. If you want kind of you, thank you.
Here's the question When did Henry Fielding write Tom Jones? Not the singer. Oh, love Tommy. I love Tommy so much.
It's not It's not that guy. No, it's Tom Jones the book written by Henry Fielding. When did he write that? Now?
I think I'm not sure Are you big? I'm on literature. I'm gonna say 1794. Do you agree or disagree honey sweet chatham?
Do you agree with me again? It's called Tom Jones, baby. It's one of the best books by Henry Fielding I think he wrote it in nineteen seventeen forty nine. I disagree.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry sweetie. The answer is 1749. It was the right year He was he was I'm sorry, baby kids.
I'm sorry The guy he won't he can try and win in two places here, right? So I'm gonna I've got four or nine who would you like to go for? I'm gonna go with nine. I want to speak to Frankie for him.
Hey, hello Frankie. Oh, you know what? Hey, what's wrong? Frankie?
Hey, you know what? It's just a good sport. It's moment when we introduced Frankie from the earlier in the show Everyone knew this was gonna go to this character. So just without your mind continue.
Hey, hello everybody. I'm Frankie fun Oh, he's just back from summer season. I'm not even black ball. Oh, I was at the end of the pier and I fucking walked off I fell in the sea.
Oh, I was a lot of fun. I was fucking savey everybody fucking since frozen that rubber ring. You know what? Well, it's a rubber duck.
I'm so fun. All right Frankie. I thought you'd be more fun to be honest much more fun and for me You know, you know, I don't have a lot of fun actually. Anyway, how's the court case going with you drink driving?
Ah, it's such a lot of fun I said to the judge right now. I say you're fucking I don't fucking do this to me. I'm fucking fucking my kids. Oh, I'm fucking No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not fun for me.
I'm sorry for what I did. I'm paying money to the bereaved or whatever And so please just let me off and he says no, oh, you get out But then you went on a golf going with him the other week. Did you hear any early off? I gave you slap on the wrist.
It did, yeah System worked everybody. What's the question number nine? I also we've got some off. No golf club.
You rammed the up is ours. That's how you say Frankie fun Stock of golf club. They're half of a high court judge. I'm a lot of fun anyway.
What a question. I'm a little question. I'm a little question. I'm a nine Number nine please for potentially the win.
Hey Read the question number nine. We ended it into the microphone as well. Sorry wrong question number nine. What was the metallic what okay?
He's drinking problems. No, that's a good reading. It's very small type actually. Hi.
What's metallic elements is also called quicksilver? Oh, he knows this What do you think the answer is? I think the answer is mercury. I agree.
I also think mercury is called quicksilver. What's it agree or disagree? What's the other? I Gannon's one.
Yeah, it's what? Okay. Oh, yeah, two two two and we'll see you next week on Gannon's golden games or maybe next one when we bring the segment back for the last time guaranteed Gannon win because he like stinky poo poo the game and doing well with his shitification of this segment. Okay.
I I didn't hear from Susie Slope or Alice actress. No, I don't actually Hey, you like Yeah, I'm Alice actress. We're gonna be playing together. Oh, yeah, we're gonna be a book.
That's right. Yes You're a mum and I stop rubbing yourself very she plays my sister I play your sister and I'm The sourcing sources get into trouble. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun.
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