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I'm going now with my mouth Here we go. Let me start again frugal Frugal frugal here we go hello everybody Welcome to cheap show the economy comedy podcast where we go for the bargain in chat shops and pound lands a great Britain and look For the fun in the frugal and we find the treasure among the trash we have a tat stuff episode for you this week So let's just get right into it. It's cheap show time. Well done.
Thank you very much. I've practiced that And there goes the credit theme the cheap show credit theme yesterday time Paul today time hello to time to use time today Time to time to time to time today time to twice up twice as nice twice up your mama It is why sir fingers right up to the nothing is that I think is a local devolve twice up double pumping too early for all It's two of us. There's two of us. There's two of us.
Yes two of us on this on this in this journey together Yes, the spit rose the contents. There's me. There's you double-fisting the time lord Fisting the time lord. Yeah, let's do that.
All right. Let's do fanfic. Let's move to pure fanfic Do you think I'll get more people listening if you go on spacewalk a gobbling off some else? Oh, I'm captain Kirk gnoshing on the pipe of fucking Picard peculiar Kirk and pipe Picard did they do that cross-generational well that was the film generations wasn't it Picard and Kirk share the film together for And they complete evaix the opportunity of that so moving on because I don't want to talk about Star Trek What about Godzilla and Pee we heard in conga reach around.
Oh, yeah Oh mothra is the piggy in the middle. Oh, no just come from outside. Oh, it's hovering around the edges of camera You can get in the middle mothra up the bum bum well. We've all the case of that in our time I'm gonna excuse me doctor.
I've got a case of mothra up the bum book. Get out of my office. Oh, come on Right, I like your script. I like it and I feel the wings come out.
What's your drug called again? Oh Ointment yeah, no, that's it. We're warming up everybody. Oh, I think we should start the whole episode once I'm not funny anymore See how we got cheap show no we got a packed show today We saw I want to just get into it first of all bit about men tickets still on sale for keep show live in October part of the chief Of all podcast festival.
I think we got 20 odd tickets left. So if you're interested get in while you can snap up those 20 tickets Cuz they'll be gone. Yeah, I can feel it. I can feel it Rotatek I can roll a text look at a lot of text.
Yes, you are not funny. I give it to me Sorry, I'm sorry. All right, we say that as well. I know you're getting really tropey aren't you old age?
Trope laden tropey and ropey. Oh, they call me old man trope laden. Oh, well, I'll throw Oh So it's now getting involved in this is the block for me. It's a no from me dog for me dog Right, so we do have a lot to get through so we're gonna get straight into it now because I'm a price of shit We got a charity shop show We got a little bit of sauce and a little bit of so he pops very special and I genuinely an exciting moment for me on the source So on the source area.
Oh, yes Watching you let me visibly struggle this week. Let me just compose myself Yeah Segment So yes, it is a very special source report At last I was getting tired of telling people yes, we're waiting. We're getting it This is Heinz Heinz pickle flavored tomato ketchup. Does it say special edition or limited edition on it?
No, this is a permanent Is it it's a permanent? It's a permanent Any of it they'll dump it. I don't know because it's there. Well, you know what?
So it came with a letter high Paul and Eli long time store first time sending something please enjoy the pickle Catch up also I saw these key rings and thought you would like them. Thank you for cheap show blah blah blah lovely stuff lots of frothy knickers And the cheap skate skater. Thank you and the cheap state. So what about frothy knickers?
What's up? No, she says very frothy knickers. Who's gone? He's got a frothy knickers cheap skate skater.
They do Yeah, but mate, it's almost as to me. Oh, I've got frothy knickers. I'm saying away. You need some personal hygiene You're like I mean we do the fun of the fugal not fun in the fungal.
Do we? I can't find fingers up the camera. I've got funky fun fingers up the fungal Mad dog froth like mad dog froth my dog froth. Yeah It's funny Christmas Yeah, look it's gone dry the yeast beast Anyway, which one's which I want?
Oh, the key rings For me and one for you. This is your one. I'm adding the letter M or E M as maybe M maybe any of your any of your Point so what's your say it's a little simple surround? Oh, this is really yeah, they've chosen which one goes to who?
Yeah, Paul mine says yeah, confusingly this key chamber is made by flamingo candles. Oh, yeah, it's a key chain. Yeah It is they go perhaps they're broadened there a horizon output. Yeah, you know diversified They've diversified but you think they should be called flamingo in industries or yeah, which I can say flamingo industries or maybe flamingo incorporated flamingo Yes, now we're thinking we should come business consultants now we should know this one doesn't Do you want to hear my yes, you cannot imagine the immensity of the fuck?
I do not give you mine's a great little circular plastic disc on it and give a fuck is Ascribed the phrase I work hard so my cat can have a better life. Well you do Paul that is true It is time for source come on. I'm gonna let you do the honors because this is your segment I don't want to take anything away from that again source report is a very important part of cheap show So here is remember you've got to take the tab off It's got a little tab off and this is honestly the most curious let's say I've been about a new source product in a long time Although did you see the mourleys fried chicken sauce? Yes, someone posted on Twitter.
Yes, it's always sources coming out always in Always this mouth this mouth is always ready to taste new and exciting sauce. You heard it here first lady I'm a this is the source tasting mouth. Yeah, you'd like to taste sauce as well. Don't you?
Do spoons Gumbling Sorry Paul Gannon town has that podcast going Remove the tab we should say but do you didn't have any pukies late last week after the walkout? I think we sweated it mostly I had that sandwich that really helped you know No coffee Darker than your average I would argue might be a bit darker Yes, I'll give you that and that is because it has minced gurkin in it now I want to look at the ingredients on all right before I do sorry just give me a second all right at your time you waste it I'm just excited you can have a big spoon of this or a small spoon Jesus, okay, so I've got the ingredients here Paul. Yes, I'll be interested to see if they list gurkin or what's going on here Or we have tomato tomato tomato ketchup ketchup spirit vinegar vinegar spirit sugar. Yes, darling salt salt natural Flavor natural deal flavor dingling a link that's a warning by an impounder on your powder spicy and herb.
Oh, they were very fun I see Badger itchy so it doesn't look like an actual pickle it looks like the flavor of yeah I mean like a deal pickle it's got vinegar I'm just want to get to the bit where we importantly taste this celery this could be more drawn out of fucking Peter Jackson It does take to refrigerate after I did by the way I did refrigerate it in the couple of days it's been it my house so that that clear something up for me because I was worried This might have like like a tartar sauce. I am minced guy Mostly close to check tuning out. No, this is the best order part with under wages and you We're engaging with the ladies the energy out of it engaging with the listeners who have sent thank you It's been sending this sitting tinny tangent and his walk about garble nonsense, isn't it? I'm telling you You're going on a tangent but the tangent whatever that was not going on angry.
That's why eat the fucking sauce man I hate you I was just worried that it was gonna have minced gherkin in right tartar But doesn't seem to be like they've actually tried to flavor the ketchup like yes pickle Yes, there are no chunks in this and it must cover America because the default pickle in America is a deal flavored Gherkin you mean to say you didn't that didn't come from a kid the idea of it yeah Yeah, because you do get deal pickles you do get here, but in America it's a thing I want you Soon I'm opening it everyone it's got one of these twist off just like a normal just like a normal ketchup for sticker Oh, it's come off nicely all in one go or I'm getting very fruity ketchup smell immediately, you know a normal one Yeah, what is the hoof you haven't done that's like McDonald's does it smells like a McDonald's burger? I was a combination of it now I'm engaged. Oh, yeah, it's like it's like big Mackey. You'll know what I mean Yes, no that exactly is that combination of ketchup with the gherkin that exactly that it's really reminiscent of like of Mackey D's yeah, Mackey sauce crazy well, this should be too bad got really nice smell I did I did I did everything with just put a ton of small to put it on this fucking segment It's 30 minutes exactly like a few days Take this only take about 30 seconds.
What's the amplitude on the on the no need for this absolutely no need for the length of it Yeah, the amplitude on the nose. Yes, it's solid. It's high isn't it the way the way the flavors melt together also It's a reason we thought they in cheap show land today. This is not really low the spoon for you Paul Just spooning pickle sauce with my other heart day.
It'll be over soon the night They'll be over not top of my list of things on this I love the smell of this there is having a nerve now I will say this in my memory banks the McDonald's sauce obviously has a big limit which is different But it tends to be a very sweet ketchup doesn't it I wonder if they use it McDonald's yeah very sugar He's sugar is quite sugary as well like classic high-end summer. I'm just doing this I'm fucking bored. Hmm interesting It's nice. It's a fine sauce ketchup the pickle seems to be coming in an hour.
Yeah, it is very sweet It's got a great texture. Yeah a great mouth feel nice smooth very smooth nice And what be nice as it makes you burger sauce that'd be great in a burger Yeah, that'd be great in a burger or something like that. Mm, which deal would go with so immediately I feel like I wouldn't want that on chips. I wouldn't go for that on chips You know that's a burger.
Yeah a much narrower use case spectrum Yeah, then ordinary ketchup, you know you wouldn't want it on many as many things no but like me be very nice with me beef beef type Me I think it's locked into burger or at the very least hot dog. Yeah. Oh, no I have a hot dog definitely yeah, it's that oniony dilly sort of nice with certain meats, but definitely not like fish and chips Yeah, you can I found that sauce I deal. Oh, it was ideal for you ideal ideal for you I feel I feel I deal the only final thoughts because I just really want to press stop now.
I'm bored of this segment Jesus Christ 15 minutes 3.75 for me, it's very nice source I mean I'm gonna let you down I've always been more of a brown sauce guy frankly when it comes to burgers and chips like that and then may Yeah, and then maybe catch up. Here's a question Boffins. Where's my pickle H.P source I mean maybe that's on the horizon because they do fruit they do a fruitier one don't they do different they do different They do do different hp variants. Right.
What's your score? Did you say for solid and I'm very much in for that? That was good and we are gonna be tasting at some point in the future maulies who are like a cult fried chicken brand from south London You must have heard it. We'll find it.
Well, I've seen as that I'm not as good to get sources do it You do it. We will munch if you build it we will play Oh You look panic right now Right now with that next segment Right, we've had our sauce Paul it was an impressive source and he needs to wash it down with Because it's not one but two exclusive food things we've got on the show today. Yes. What is the next thing?
This is it's a sea yeah Electric it's part of our little segment we like to do we test interesting flavors of soda We used to call it the soda jerk. Maybe we still do I don't know what we do anymore because we keep resetting ourselves Well, this isn't a full soda segment. It's just one off because it's new and we want to keep on top of it Yeah, so this is blue electric Pepsi. I don't know anything about the flavor profile.
Just saw it and tell you thought oh It is fruity. What do you think electric means though citrus citrusy fruity? I thought about an energy drink, but I guess what another variant. It's weird I like the way that they've gone.
I'll look it up. I'm on talk shit like you always do while up Basically, I think this is their response to cokes remember yeah, I'm spiced which is like a variant It's not coked and I think it's like a fruit. It is citrus fruit flavor I think it's calling through the old Twitter questions asked things and Twitter Google just says zesty set citrus It's more citrusy than the code brit Vic have an official page on it Pepsi set to super charge soft drinks with bold electric blue Cola, it's just a new one this mate Pepsi is disrupting the cola category once again They're disrupting they're literally disrupting make following a successful rebrand earlier this year. I guess yeah They went to the old logo for the old logo.
Yeah, I like the new logo The new launch challenges watching she was expect from a cola both in a zesty citrus taste striking blue liquid available for only 12 months Oh, I see and then blah blah blah how much you can sell it for blah blah blah a load of crap disrupting by having a new Unlimited edition that's not disrupting Well Make you century okay, can I go now no never never Hey Having a normal conversation, but you went off on one. See I'm generous. I'm not saying this is a block. Yeah Yes, we'll please you go I'm fucking kidding!
And the copper bit's play with Pepsi. What else you putting it? Little bit's play with Pepsi. Little bit, little bit's pay for this.
And I'm picking Pepsi. Or I pick all Pepsi for you. Shut up, come on, no, be your person, come on then! A blab, blab, blab, blab!
Blab, blab, blab indeed. Paul, you should be ashamed. No, no, I'm just not making that noise. This has been about five minutes.
What do you mean what? He's caught a god's a bet. He's caught a bet. He told himself out.
I bet he did. He's intense. I did not like him. He is the king of Pepsi, though.
He is the king of Pepsi. They are in a constant sort of marketing battle and co-poss had all of that stuff though special edition ones It's what we like to call the flavor wars and they also had of course spice which I brought back Which is very for us very underwhelming under the underwhelming and now I did catch a review of this last night I'm usually the very small view account channel. Yeah, these were random review one and he actually liked it. Okay, so What's the name like with my glass very fresh?
Where's my glass? It's almost like cologney. It's very Coloney, yeah, it's almost like aftershave. Oh blue blue, you know, like those cool blue sort of flavors Yeah, there's a guy on the bus that was coming down.
It was just spraying himself with links Yeah, it's out of order come give that with you know, I mean, you know what you mean But to me that's again it goes back to the political thing. I always say what it's kind of surface cleaner esque very much though Yes, but all pleasant to be fair. It's just got the elements of like it smells like radox. Yes, it does It does that's what I'm getting at you know, don't get it smells like a very well done fruity radox very well done I'm fruity radox That's it, but that's it that artificiality which I'm calling sort of like perfume almost is what you're calling part of the cleaning flu It's sort of no well, let's just like a nice, nice, sorry quite nice full fruit Sorry mate quite nice full fruit.
Yes, let's sample this now. I'd taste like Pepsi Mac's Jerry That doesn't taste like Pepsi Mac's cherry to me that tastes like almost nothing It just tastes like a kind of sugar syrup with that fake sugar aftertaste Yeah, completely drops off doesn't it the flavor empty empty sweetness a really empty sweet. It's got a really watery up from flavor Which is just nothing. Yeah, you know, I can play about syrupy Pepsi there is that in this but it feels so kind of watered and weak I don't like this it's not a death of flavor.
It's not like an unpleasant drink, but at the same time there's nothing very weak It doesn't even have a cola profile. No, it's like it's like Pepsi Mac's without the cola taken out Sort of you know and just an emptiness in its place. It takes the flavor there is an eggy moment Yeah, almost so for us if that it's the acid they're trying to put that sort of I know exactly mean it's a sulfur sort of boggy swampy Yeah, sort of so furry sort of yeah, it's empty sugar with so Lucas I have to watch that. I just yeah, just a little bit of a little bit of that Please can you pull me a little bit?
Okay, I'm gonna give that out of five two in offensive of fucking But I don't know was it as bad as the Coke spiced or better? It was worse than that was worse than that. It was a nice cola. It wasn't great, but it wasn't also kind of flavorless if that makes sense It was something to that it didn't really successfully be a spice cola, but it was a nice cola.
It was a fine cola Yeah, this is just kind of a transparently nothingless kind of really flavor completely disappears within microseconds Despite putting all that sugar putting in more syrup putting in more Oh I Change it is like broken down into it to a weird gelatinous form Get this Plug in the pot with the podcast you can just pull the plug it will okay. I'll pull it out now Oh, it's all swirling it's all swirling it's going down Chief so ladies and gentlemen you will never see that character again. Oh, you can't remember their name. Who was he now?
Now that's it with all the fuck off Yes, that's right. It's time for charity shop showcase and I got a wonderful bargain the other day I think now the act my back to pull out is the most amazing thing ever but for the price and the fact that it works I'm genuinely quite impressed. I want to use it in something now. He's already you can hear from pleading pathetic tone trying to get me I'll be the arbiter.
I'll bring back pep a peppy geng if you're not careful He's not going to pay pay. He didn't say that he was you didn't say that I did Take the kick of Pepsi. All right It's not the episode again from the top Yes, can we the reason that you're trying to be so sales money about this thing already and say it's a good bargain It's because we have to explain Stop just finish off that Pepsi so don't want to waste it rules doesn't want to waste is Lucas. I can you stop distracting me?
I'm just letting you ramble like you like to because you love the sound of your own voice charity Sure, and you Peter out. That's when I step in and do the concert you haven't I've got my ball out Pull out your poor fly away Peter. Okay, okay, because in charity shop showcase what an item is presented And it has a fate either it goes to the showcase in which case it's a charity shop showcase or binary opposite It has nothing it has no place in this world to you. It has no place in this world doesn't know it knows nothing of existence It has no place It has no place Stepping Peter Paul my porky beat off.
I'm just gonna do a second podcast from a one and cut Eli's ramblings into it Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get my charity shop showcase item out and then I will judge harshly whether it is the showcase indeed Well, you'll fraud you tedious cunt Fortunately brought me a no-place item. He's my head in the box. I'm like me already Thank you to an LED projector everybody. Yeah, the most cost-efficient resolution LED high resolution LED projector It's a two-tone item.
It looks from the box. Yeah half yellow and half white mm-hmm looks similar to sort of Polaroids bevel Dead sort of does it has got kind of polaroid camera look to it? I mean again like I've like always if you go to our website the cheap shortco UK You can see pictures that company this episode on its own dedicated page We often deal with items in the very cheap end of the range on this show now I try to shop showcase you're allowed to go a bit higher. Yes a bit higher and then it might get to the showcase So these things are about 50 quid aren't they depending?
I can't remember what exactly this model is because it looks a bit generic, but it goes between 30 odd and 50 odd I will say this if you're paying 50 odd for this. It's probably too much right because although it works It's all fine and Andy. I don't think the resolution is all that great to very pick silly thing when you have on a wall Really, but I think we can test it now if you want I would love to open the box We can see the model that we actually have here Paul is not the same as the one on the box Which was yellow and white this is actually black and white yeah monochrome I like this better I like the black and white the better than the yellow and white. It's got a nice look to it I believe this version of it charges, but I'm not able to charge it for long enough to see if that works Yeah, it's micro USB you can see there.
No, that's how you charge it. That's just for images cards and images. Oh really? Yeah, yeah, so where's it charged?
There's a DC. Yeah, now we didn't come with it But I managed to figure out a cable that would work so it does work. I just didn't take it No batteries in is that no it's not batteries in I'm not a hundred percent sure this is the version that charges It says it's got a little tab on the side which this does it charges so you can take it portably However, I've charged it for a little bit. It didn't seem to store a hold so I don't know when we do this demonstration now You're gonna get the charge through the USB.
Yeah, I've got a little thing in there if you yes why I Automate now we've got a remote control. Yeah a charging cable and two little batteries What are they for for the remote control? You need to put those in yeah? Because when I got that someone had left the fucking batteries in it and they just fallen and exploded So I spent hour I spent hour cleaning out with the you know special isopropyl alcohol.
Yeah use that and got it all clean So give me a minute I'm gonna try and wire it up to your TV and plug it in because I've got this charger there and HMDMI Oh, no, that's either projector. No, I will but I've got to plug it into the TV to get signal from it to send out to somewhere Oh, you see what I mean? I'm gonna send no connection for it. Anyway, let's just take a quick pause I set the stop and see if it works.
Yeah, okay Didn't fucking work Did it no that was a it was a shame because last night I tested it because I wanted to test it before we brought it over to make sure I had ammunition in my arsenal Right and it worked fine and pulled into my laptop got it on came on nice No, not great image, but did the job for a very very cheap thing. Yeah, we just tried it now and no dice No dice now, which is annoying as fuck now Paul desperate times call for desperate measures. It's not going in I know I'm going to be fair with you We need to increase the binary to a trion for ivory Yeah, okay, so it might be a showcase it might have no place I haven't been given enough information today to come down and judge so I'm inventing a third category go on showcase limbo Confirmed about gots place space. We work space into the word space like the between space the never space It's in a little space in a little space in the liminal showcase space everybody and that's where it must reside It's a little I see through itself that this does work and how much did you pay for it was five pounds?
That's good. That's nudging it towards the show guys tenor. I would have been pissed off anything higher than a tenor We pissed off a lap of five. I was like I can get a seco for a five It was working perfectly.
Yeah, it really was when I was at home easy defined or is it a bit sort of it does the job for the price points? It's not fuzzy. It's sharp. It's just very pixelated So for instance if you bring up text like if you use it to look at a web screen like I did on my laptop I looked at it, right?
It was just you couldn't read it. It was just nonsense if you watched a moving image You wouldn't probably notice it that much. It's got no real use though. Does it?
It's good I mean what you want it for in the advertising it says take a camping with you in blah blah blah blah blah or when you're Tentor nice in the garden or something. I'm not sure the garden will work But home thing you know have it there so it's more to sort of project something in the background than actually watch films or TV on Yeah, it's it's not like it wouldn't replace your high-death television or viewing experience You could put some ambient like you know ten thousand hours of a log fire or one. Yeah, one of those. Yeah, it's perfect for that Or train or maybe it's Halloween and you want to decorate your room a little bit by projecting a ghost go Yeah, I mean it's nudging place showcase place for me.
It's coming back No, I know it's knocking it's pressing with some urgency It's like Should we do it Right to sum up it's now a showcase or in no place But it's in the limo space in the space in between and that's where all side until next time you demonstrate to me You it's down to you around on Wednesday, so you can the proof is on you right? Well, tell you what show me the show can you come over to my on Wednesday? I'll show you in action and if it works we'll call a little tiny bit to throw in here right here right now It is now Wednesday what they say this 31st of July and I don't I 24 that's right Paul I am and here you are and we are in my living room with the projector on now fortunately It's too bright in it So I can't really show it in full work in order, but I'm gonna press play on this video Which is our title car that we use for some videos right? I'm gonna hold it up and you can see it there ish and the sound coming out all right it what well well, and then you can make a decision I've got no place or Showcase oh come on me The violence don't start with the violence.
It's my decision. Whether this is a place or no place or no showcase now Okay, here we go here. We go Like this show the play Okay, let's see it then It was coming up for them I'm not working now Sorry hang on it was literally just working before you came in this is the second time for wait It is in right I'm a generous man. It's gone to another setting changing Mate it works it works.
It literally just fucking worked. All right. I do it again. Hang on.
Look it out Right, look look look there's the opening credit video. I think it's just jammed Well, it's not working then. I want to see a moving image. Please Paul.
Yes, that is the map of Britain Right, but that's the opening credits to our video. Hold it up. Here we go. That's what I was playing on the screen now I'm gone is no, it's frozen frozen and often on again.
Where's the control, but look it's still it was still It does not work as such. It doesn't work and as such Paul Right, I'm a generous man But I'm a man of my word and I'm a man of integrity when it comes to judging whether something is a charity shop showcase or whether it's in fact It's jammed it's broken So the first time you tried it did not work the second time you tried to demonstrate it to me just to be clear It didn't work and then it broke so when I set up at your place and you can see the open title thing with the menus and stuff That proved it mmm, but Paul. Let's just uh, let's listen to the but and I'm sorry, but your art art lii Mini projector has no place look you see the maps That's we could be there for all time that image it won't turn off. You won't turn it off now Here we go one last go you watch come on baby work for getting you in the showcase come on in the showcase on here We go there with coming on little blinky like this come on baby.
Say tires. Come on. Come on. Go do this for me It's on a blue screen.
Oh blue screen press play for something then wait play something. I've got you. I think I've got a change That are you see Paul you turn it off again somehow Oh, no, I can see it's there but it's not projecting it. I can see the image look.
Oh, yeah But it's not very strong. I mean as I say it's a very bright day look mate. Oh, no place. It has no place It's a terrible thing anyway back to the show Well, I don't know how that turned out, but I'm hoping for the best cool That's right, so it's our price guessing game here on cheap show everybody yeah, and we have as is our one as is the war And we've been sent up as spoke we have some one a dear someone a dear listener has sent in this price of this I see this and we are not gonna have a crisis this week when we play the prices to show this poor Yes, because it has been sent to us we can play together because I do not know what the others are versus yes It's a greatest versus crisis Right all of that so I don't know what the items are I don't know how many there are I don't know it from yet I haven't looked at the envelope and we don't know what form of the game will be playing because over the years There's been lots of variants lots of mutant form to the game.
Yes, but one thing is stay the same It's the betweens poor in this game points up between They're all bad watching each other for the twins and they're the most precious the ones we take from each other all this Let's let's have a look at the gift for Paul gift for that. Oh, just give for Paul Oh, I don't know it was a pin it was nice. I'm a good Christian. They're the price of chit answers Oh, there they are they're nice and sealed now we don't have to put it give it to Mickey to look after this week Oh, we can have dog organ and dog and men's dog ornaments I've dog on the moment the cheap dog or women are saying that was weirdly identical to one that I bought that was better Oh, rock.
I think you're right. Thank you very much dog ornaments. He's sitting there He's nice. He's holding it down.
Yeah, lots of weight. So no wind can slip it through and throw it into our eyes And it's a very hot day today here in London. We've got the windows open We've got the windows open so there would be a slight danger of it being flying around look at this card Oh, look at this card. Oh, it's got a nice card.
Nice card. This lovely. Oh, let's have a look at Paul and Eli My husband and I have put together some items for a price of shite There are six items all of them from charity shops. We've spent no more than eight pounds They have a ceiling like the roof ceiling the answers on the envelope so that you can play together in the box You will also find a few gifts for you both.
I did win on eBay a present for Eli a handheld to me are a game Yeah, but I've arrived yet and if it goes I'll send it separately. Thank you. And finally we hope you enjoy playing the price of Shite with our items I love cheap show and Eli's noodle pimping and that's from Kirsty and brim pia didn't write on the card to Paul could keep it Yeah, very wise. Oh, that's lovely.
It's a lovely very much Kirsty and brim brin brin brin. It's intense. It's brilliant isn't it? Yes, right.
Thank you very much Let's get it So before we get to the game you like open these gifts this is a mug Oh, I know what they are. Give for me as they know I like confectionery mugs. Yeah, you do like you said I'm a pogger. I'm a sxry this will have on it.
It looks like a cab breeze one Why did you dig into my fat tummy? I'm a fat man cab breeze dairy milk. Oh, that's a nice very 80s This matter very 80s mug very 80s How do I see that you can tell you know how you can tell the scuffing of the bottom with the spoon? You can see it's tough stuff.
It's still good perfectly good mug. Oh, it's got chocolatey fingerprints. That's what the design is Yeah, nice if someone's Next month Oh same message on this one. I know you like a fectionery mug so it's another good Good for me.
Yeah, I can tell I think it's a mini egg from the cool. Yeah, I agree. It is mini eggs There you go. You can't go wrong with me.
Yeah, that's quite nice and colorful. Isn't it mini eggs mug when mr. Company's perid says hello. Wow.
How's the other? Yeah Yeah, what is opening some bubble I've got some kind of thing in my wrist. Oh, I It's like arthritis or something. Yeah from constant aggressive movements of bone upon This is where those little toys.
I've got the full set of these so I've got doubles. It's two more here I've got the full set of these these are called mind-twisters. Oh my god. I've got more of them now.
Oh Yes, got that one though. I see these are cool. I like these these are what they called mind-twisters So I've got a full box for the little plastic cubes see through with a ball and ball and plastic shapes And you have to do things like here. This is got red rings and equivalent amount of ball bearings and I think I have to get it so I get all the rings inside the balls bit inside the rings.
Yes Thank you. Thank you. I'm ready to play price try. Hand me the I should I be no taker?
Yeah, it's all right. Here comes the note taker. Hand me the book and the pen, please right? You've got the notes.
Let's the games begin Chadwick mind teaser games. That's what they call. I just check the box. Thank you for the updates mr.
Silverman, right because I've got full set of 12 and actually just one last thing on this one of these is not included in the 12 That I've got my box. So you've got a new Chadwick. You've got a brusci bonus. Thanks guys for the new Chadwick You know what when you when you've been Show me your wrist.
No, no what happens when you and you mess up a too much. What you go to the chat with dick Get chapped it poor. Yeah, no, I got Chadwick. You get chapped dick.
Hey You want to just play the game or you know what? No, we got one more thing to do. Oh, we do scoring I'm gonna do this because you're fucking flather on shut up. You're taking the scores But here's what happens everything's price.
We know the ceiling is eight pounds So we have to guess the prices of each item now if we're bang on the money spot on we will get two petwings There are points we love them two between stupid to however not everyone could be that accurate So if you're 25 p above or below the actual price, hey, you're gonna get one between that ain't so bad You're going home with a between six items. So a perfect score here would be 12 between I'm guessing so so I think this is the first one Cuz it fell out. Can I ask you one thing just before we embark you can ask me one thing Are you sure that we're going by the original rules? There was no mention in the letter?
I've had the whole letter out I didn't hear anything about different rules because you weren't listening to me and there were no different rules I mean everything on it. They simply said charity shop near them a quid ceiling fine. Right. Go understood I'm number one this what is it is a ornament?
Yes, it's an ornaments I was checking on the bat for a fridge magnet thing because it could be for it would have been a friend I can tell it's an ornament because it has some kind of indentation there when you're men put it No, we went to fucking do with it it is to conman or a gypsian pharaoh or Prince of that ilk the Sock off a kiss. It's one sarcophagus two sarcophagus That'd be sarcophagus. I wouldn't it yeah, we're two sarcophagus. I come to town.
Hey, dude. You don't Three star come to town in a hey, you know, you know wiggle. I whoa bad paint job It's in Navy and Golden Red. It looks like stripes on the headset.
It looks like on the headdress Mmm, it looks like a gift shop shit. It does. It's our first item pool now Will you be guessing first on our first item because you always shit the fucking bed when I decide oh, I'll go second And then you cry for five minutes. Go on.
I take timeline in your head. This is no time to bring up old grievances old pal the fuck off with that Right, okay, so there are six items. I'm gonna say this one is 75p. That's what I'm going for right now I will not yet be playing the quids gambit the quids gambit now the quids gambit the quids gambit very good now We should explain that because over the years it is my thesis for that the most common price of any item You just could pick any typical item across all of these games of price of strike the big ones are funny I was thinking of the phrase my meters thesis.
Yeah It's really hard to say as well issues for the meters thesis The six meters thesis I Oh my god, my god, I'm really good You never done The most legit best pun you've ever done I'm not saying I'm not doing it I'm not doing it you could do it in a set with you do to some common you do that one and then suck off a guy Mate that's brilliant stuff Oh How much is you say what did you say 75 I think I'm gonna play the quids gambit. Oh, we played the quids gambit. Yeah, right? I'm gonna guess a quick I'll be guessing on the second round what else is in here It's like in a brown paper bag with all the bags inside.
Yes nicely wrapped and here's the second item Over the next one, but you can explore this floor this item for heavy in the hand Suggesting ceramic. Yeah, maybe It's quite a bit of Harry Potter snow globe with some fat Smash and that would have been all watery bits of red snowed and splinters of glass Harry Potter more like Harry's blossom It's badly glued into place. Just smoke right over me punch line. What's a very good again Harry's blossom Wait for I'm sorry What's in the snow globe?
What is it that tells you that Harry Potter? I don't know the baddies It looks very much like a I just like to say I dropped it because the glue failed on the base Yeah, horrible cheap nasty. No glasses. It's plastic that so you're probably all right.
What the fuck is that? No, it's Harry pot. Oh, yeah, it's a kind of Funko pops s exactly what I was gonna say interpretation of I think Voldemort Right fuck that. Yeah fuck that cheap nasty hates it.
Oh, it's come off. It's so badly made It's I bet you I bet you only money this is kind of shit they sell that Warner Brothers fucking gift shop crap. Oh crap that is real shit And however, it's Harry Potter. So I think people over price it because you know whatever and I think Given the game away there cuz I was gonna go really low you're like people pay high Obviously overpay for it was sold originally as new but would they we got an a quick ceiling here?
Yeah, I'm just trying to say we're the charity shop wasn't so just really good. Yeah, no just says from charity shops Don't say where they're from. Okay, so I want you to say You know we're always locked in we can go back over afterwards. I'm gonna say I'm gonna say 50 P 50 P Yeah, I'm gonna say one pound 25.
Okay 125 going a bit higher there We are we do have the option to adjust Okay, let's move on It's good, right? I'm gonna pull out the next one. Oh what's this? Oh?
They're all breaking floaty game. Oh, so it's a little candle pot made of ceramic But it's called candle lit names and this one's got Janet on it It's another one of these gift shop items for reveal your name by candle like so you put like a tea light it Oh, I've got one it's got tea like I like it. I don't know what this is. It's my coffee tonight But this is just a candle was off the other maybe it is yeah, I think it is yeah, damn it Janet.
Yeah, it's just a little Janet thing It's it lights up nice good job. It contains a candle But you have to be called Janet or have someone close to you and you like all Janet anyway Janet tea candle Let's pop thing whatever. It's fine. It does the job.
It's not remarkable I can pull and we need you to guess first on this one Janet a light holder 80 pence 80 P 80 P for that Oh, we're gonna have to get some more expensive items I'm holding back into the rest of them to the eight ceiling But I need to guess now and I'm gonna say one pound 25 for that look at us with our little need you know Do you know who's I don't know what all this and now we'd like it's a number four please all right Paul I am number four Oh, I hate this shit go on you have a look really horrible. What is that? It's another ornament. This is shite this week's play.
It's a it's not even 3d printed. It's just a resin Five-point star it's not even a cool like one in blue plastic Blue region it's more like a green that it's a greeny blue. Yeah a greeny blue twerk wise It is a dark turquoise sort of color and it's translucent transparent is it solid all bit floppy or solid It's a hand because it's got a little green. What do you do with that hang on a Christmas tree?
And then that's it it's a Christmas decoration. Oh, okay fine. I was just So I know shit one you hang in a window and the light comes through You can do that with it as well. It's gonna end up in the sea Isn't it though it is it's gonna end up in a Wales garlic.
Yeah or forcing sharks to come further in land and attack us the human race They don't organize this bit. This is for number four because I'm not confused by what I'm holding in my hand So I don't know if I meant to pull stuff like for instance. Oh, it's the back of that Oh, it's a back of the stuff. I got sock off.
I got a sock off. I also took a little boxes when it is Yeah, so you can keep an open in pencils or that's improved it doesn't seal like It doesn't seal just like that. It's shit In it though. Yeah, you want to let us sit within it so it doesn't move about now It's achieved by it and Paul.
I mean do you want to change your price now that we found the other half? No, I don't think that's gonna change too much, but again, I might go over it later. It's terrible that it's maybe came from Egypt originally Now I need me to get the price of this ornament. Oh, yeah, and I'm gonna say two pounds for the The resin ornaments.
I'm gonna say two pounds resin star ornaments I'm gonna say 150 because that's over price shit two pounds for me I'm gonna have to be done for so there's two more. Yeah, I'm gonna pull the both up because it just all felt weird in the back So I want to see if okay, well, let me see one So I think that's it this is a very high so far. They pay eight quid for this shit. No, this is good I know what that is.
I'll tell you what it is. What is it? This is a doll's house lamp shade You see he said that and it is to the eye but because it's made out of metal. It doesn't feel suitable for adults I surely it'd have been like a little wooden thing with little fake fabric.
Oh, no, this is actually very nice But what is it to always for a doll's house? No, I don't believe that for a second What else is it like a dumb piece of shit to put on a mantelpiece? Well, yeah, but it's could also be using a doll's house looks like a little lamp It kind of feels too big for a doll's house though and also Think about it. It's perfect for a doll's house I'm gonna take some Google image it and we'll see what comes up.
Yeah, go for it You like gonna Google image that and see what comes up I think you're gonna get some brass fittings or something from some kind of fucking Definitely a model lamp. This is definitely my favorite item so far. Is it? Yeah?
Wow, that's really that low this week It's I mean, yeah, no, I mean to play to Kirsty and bring this is shit It's proper time. That's the way we like it I'm just a price of the windows eight quid or the ceilings eight quid this to me is looking to pull a five route I'm getting antique metal where Victorian street lamp Gothic revival. Yeah, it's a little model lamp No, it is yeah, that's right. You're right that isn't for adults now It's because of the metal I think perhaps you're right Paul cuz my man used to have shit on a mantelpiece Which was like a fake little metal cannon for no reason.
That's right. It's very fake fireplace That's you put on top of your fireplace. I think it's exactly one of those. It's an ornament again Yeah, everything that we've got in this package has been ornamental It has and I don't know how to price that so I'm gonna is your turn to go first I'm now gonna play the quids gambit you play the quids gambit on this item You know we should say if you play the quids gambit means you only give that one item in the whole list one quid Okay, well that could limit your fucking one cent or 120 Yeah, what I'm saying is because one pounds quite dependable price can only play one So quick I'm loving this.
Thank you. This is the development of the pressure. She's loving That's Justin Timberlake. You have to pay him fuck off.
You can suck my big old choggle Your big old choggle my big old choggle. Well, it's my turn to my place in this book. He's bear with me Where the fuck is it now? Just full people unaware cuz I've edited this down.
It's now been 25 minutes and see like I'm looking at a Page loss in his book. He's flipped through that book. It's so many times. I'm not for every flipping page mate This is a special cheap show that keeps all our points and betwings in he does my dues.
Oh no, no Christ I'm glad I'm glad this isn't a live show. Sorry everybody How have you managed to just this place it in the book you found it good and we're back in the game We're ready now, right? So what I've lost track now because it was so long ago I'm going to go and then so long ago. He like that last week or this one is the brass lamp ornament and I played the quid Gambit you played the quid gambit.
What are you gonna do? I'm gonna go two pound 50. Oh, that's a cheeky one in it Listen mate, I've got to tell you how to play your game. I'm gonna go get there, right?
Okay Last I final item and I'm looking at this one. It is a little stone. Oh, but it's a little stone that's been carved I think to look like a tiny owl. Oh, and it's gonna hold the box.
I don't know if it's for Oh, it's probably not little pebble actually. It's probably been cast like this. So it's a little cast cement based owl. Let's have a look at that Oh, even the fucking chow is ceramic.
It's clay. Yeah, and it's hollow. So yes, it's been it's been another piece of shit You're on a terrible little out fucking awful. This is this is the worst thing.
Oh, it's the how he's like a sad up Oh, that is just a terrible little piece of crap. Yes, our ornaments I mean, what have I got so you know what? Let me give this price 50p. You're gonna say 50p and I'm gonna say 70p right the price of the Dow placed down and we will now review and find out where we go next Right, so as it stands right now what are the scores?
What are the points? What's my ceiling so far feeling comfy? Let's see and we all so how much you guess so in total what my accumulative Guess because it's yeah, we did get ceiling which means it's no higher than could be a bit lower than though Yeah, you know no more than eight. It's no more than eight on all six items So you have spent so to speak for I prefer windows because you say ceiling at no more than eight quibber spend I think you should say it's between five and eight.
Yeah, that's a window And it's like oh no, we were playing him. Yeah, but you know personal preference I prefer it without the window rather than a ceiling always because you think about it window has the ceiling as part of it Yeah, two pounds eighty three pounds Five eighty five eighties six eighty seven eight so I'm two pounds short and I'll tell you what I've spent yeah 795 oh, okay, so you're pretty so I should really move around unless you want to move yourself around I'm okay. I'm gonna stick with what I got so can you tell me what I first two three prices work? Yes, you've got the sarcophagus.
Yeah, which we found it's more complete than you first Yes, I hold hard and I said I beat that 125 125 for the sarcophagus adding 50p to that okay And then the second item was the Interrible terrible thing. Yeah the worst thing. Yeah, the fun to pop style Harry Potter's no glow I'm gonna move that to 175 175 looking at in yes, you want to keep going through these yeah quickly quickly Okay, the Janet T light holding said 80p. Oh, I'll keep that at 80p the resin star ornaments Remember the turquoise red star ornament one pound 50 the brass light ornament.
Yeah, you said one pound right and Lastly the owl pebble thing you said so I'll just keep it Okay, you put on a few you put in pounds on yeah Rude if you just say you put a few pounds on not wait Paul in terms of currency add it to our little game Whoa, all right, mr. Doggy. It's time for points. Oh the dog ornament.
Yeah No, I'm gone John the dog they've been on the that was also part of a price of life from before right I'm not gonna open the price of shite answers really I'm getting into it is that between time and this is where we see who has won put wings Yeah, this is where the real sizzle comes out Paul's been doing very well in all of the competitions he And yeah, I never feel confident that I'm going but he is historically got more between so think as well everybody's so I have it's a piece of paper right so level between a lane. Well, let's go in order of how we Put them out Right, so Harry's lost We did was what again was the sarcophagus right so that was he says a gypsy mummy box you said what one pound I played the quid A gambit there and I said one pound twenty five in that case Eli you get two swings Wow, I get one it is one pound on the nose the price So no no quite wisely plays the gambit there great moment for the gambit Yeah, and I'm in the lead already to one two one next one then mr Silverman is the terrible Harry Potter Harry Potter bollocks Harry Potter globe how much did you say 50 p and how much did I say one pound 75 In that case, I'm getting a between because it was two pounds that is a totally didn't I say though didn't I say that they were always Mark I just didn't I fought against that that is just awful shit The glue's gone on the base the glue's gone inside on the when the models I reckon I could take it all apart I could keep shit one together. Well, that'd be nice, wouldn't it? Yeah, maybe we'll do that okay put a bit in that You can get like craft kits make your own snow globe Yeah, I could recycle that get rid of the shitty Harry Potter from it.
You'd be making some use. Yes Something wouldn't you up cycling the next item is the least inspiring maybe yeah of all items But it is casting a nice yellow glow across the proceedings here in broadcast center now It is of course the Janet's dammit tea down it just a dammit just as Janet How they could have sold it like a rocky horror thing which is still going with Jason Donovan who gives a fuck Back to me I thought I love the letters. Yeah, maybe don't give a fuck you You can't have a cat key ring can you so like cats Janet candle holder how much is 80p? Yes, and I said one pound 25 sadly we are not getting any between there because it was two pounds 50 Which is absolutely not appropriate.
Oh dear next item was the lamp. No, the next item is the resin star Ornaments oh plastic green star. Yeah, I said two pounds and how much I say one pound 50 50 P nothing for either Oh, I've got the right prices two pounds 50. I've given for the next one Do you know me but they're in the wrong place?
I'm playing the rat you just selling the right order Thank you, right? So the next item was the lamp Yeah brass lamp ornament and you'll said 250 and I said one you played the quid scambi Oh in that case I get a two between amazing quid scambi This is the quid gambit quid scambi is so strong this time. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, that's one pound I've I put a beneath an awesome by now anyway, no, you've taken the lead Just you've got to answer between to me it all text What comes out to the last one so the last item was the owl stone owl I said what 50 P and you said 70 P It's a quid fuck 75. We've got between you would have nudged it. No, I know I know There you go, that's how it all plays out what the final scores on this edition of the price of jite Well this time round I've got two between it's not bad, but Paul you're out there in front yet again all dear We're for between nicely done. Well done me well done like I say frustrating game for me because I got exact prices one was exactly 50 P one 50 I just didn't get them on the right object But that's the lesson you learn when you play the price of shite if you don't spin the wheel you won't get the right deal Excellent quid scambi work everybody and you too it paid off for us both of us well I'm off for a wank because I fratly won and did the soccer guy gag so I have peaked this week well down Oh, this might be a highlight for Gavin's life not only podcast career but actual life Goodbye cheap show is saying goodbye for another week But don't worry we'll be back next Friday and don't forget every fortnight now on YouTube You can see cheap shots where Eli and I do one shot videos with all kinds of random oddness right now I believe you can watch the episode where we drink the cola test we do the cola test we do a blind co-test Yeah, cherry cola cherry sugar free cola test and that's a perfect thing as well So you can check it out everywhere now.
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