Ep 40: Uncle Christmas Trainwreck

It’s Episode 40, which means Uncle Chris is in charge… and things immediately go off the rails.In this Christmas Train Wreck episode of The Dad Brotocol, we attempt to:Talk about NFL players doing “nice things” for ChristmasExplain what a Christmas miracle even isTell the true (and absolutely wild) story of a dead cat that came back on Christmas Eve — complete with a real newspaper article from 1994Relive the time we almost died in a truck accident after ChristmasArgue about Home Alone 2, Miracle Whip, slushy machines, and whether miracles count if the Chiefs loseEnd the night with the Naughty Things game, where things get inappropriate, confusing, heartfelt, offensive, nostalgic, and somehow all of it worksThere is yelling. There is swearing. There is sibling energy. There is no clear structure — by design.If you like polished podcasts, this is not for you. If you like chaotic brother banter, accidental emotional moments, and a Christmas episode that feels like it was recorded five minutes before dinner… welcome home.