Can you keep still? I'm so sneaky. Oh, yeah. Oh.
If you don't lean on the table, it doesn't bang as much. I'm not leaning on the table now. Right. Just be clear.
Can I just be clear about one thing? Yeah. I was saying your mum earlier, not Mum. I was referring to your mum.
Hi, everyone. Oh, I thought that'd work better. It did not work. That didn't work.
Hello. How you doing? Welcome to the podcast. Nice to see you back on CheapShow.
Yeah, good. I'm really glad that CheapShow did a sort of back reference to something that was before the podcast. Yes. Well, we don't often like to let everyone in on our secrets.
Now, you see what I was doing there. Oh, here we go. It's where he takes a football and turns it into a podcast. It's almost two years this podcast.
You know, you alluded to something that was said before the recording began. And then people wonder, they think, oh, the romance, oh, what did he like? They try and reconstruct it and they revolve and there's engagement and there's just heady engagement. Right, Tom, before we get started, you need to pick a side right now.
You're going to go team Dan and all team here like this. Oh, right. It's so squeaky. I don't like it here.
There's a chair behind you. Swop it. Yes. Sorry.
Everybody. I'm saying hello, everyone. It's me. Hello.
Hello. Tom. Tom. We introduced Tom properly.
We can. Yeah, let's do it. I don't have to. I don't really care.
Well, that case. Goodbye. Tom. No longer welcome on to the chief show podcast.
You've shown your true colors. Just like the Cindy Lauper song of the same name, Christ. I was in Disneyland. That is embarrassing.
It's fucking not. I'm happy to be a Disney adult. You're on the fucking ropes already this week. So I was in Disney.
I think it was the honey ash on the kids ride. And at the beginning because it was sponsored by Kodak. You went into this kind of cinema with 360 projections around you. And it was like pictures of families playing and industry and like utopian ideas.
The Florida park might have been. It might be California. It might be California. Sorry, California.
The whole visual thing was scored by Cindy Lauper's true colors. I'm sitting there overwhelmed by images. And I cried. I cried.
She did true colors. Material girl. What was her big one? She did true colors.
Material girl. Wow. Also didn't do material girls. That's Madonna.
Of course. It's a great tune. I just want to have fun. Which is not her song.
We know this. We talked about this before to cover. Is it? Yeah.
You've got the original. Yeah. It's Cindy Lauper. She wrote that.
She didn't read that. Right. That's right. She did read it before she sang it.
Yeah. She had to read it on page. No fucking it up. Just like big fact.
No. Because he loves it. It's the erosion of language. It's my theory of the Gannon erosion of language.
Yeah. Just little words that are wrong all the time. And it just becomes a noise. Four minutes of cold open.
It's not worth it. It's always fucking four minutes. It's all right. So let's do that to him.
I'm pew this week. Don't please ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to fucking Cheep Show. That's the fucking credit.
The sources and word of praises. This thing I'm responsible for. Chomp me. Chomp me.
Borrow. I hate you. You're fucking nova. Possy.
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Cheep Show to mother. Cheep Show to mother. Cheep Show to mother. Yes.
It's episode 401 of the Cheep Show Podcast. All baby doll. I'm Paul Gannon with me. He likes everyone as usual.
And our very special guest for this week's episode why it's returning. Returning comedian. Oh baby doll. It's Tom Mayhew.
It's Tom Mayhew in the house. Now Tom, the last time we were all together in a room, he was slapping his own stomach red roar for the amusement of a bay and crowd. Remember? I do remember.
In a way it was his finest moment. He was. He had a pint or something after that. I don't remember.
I don't remember. It was his old smelly room full of old pinball machines. What are you talking about? No, there was old arcade machines.
Where? In the back, the green room. Which was like a pool. It was a little arcade.
They didn't work. They were just there. And we were like, oh, this would be really exciting if they worked. But they didn't because it was just like, here's what you could have won.
You could have been enjoying while you were waiting for your show to start. This stage was well sticky up there. But good. It was nice enough.
Anyway. It was a good sticky stage. I was slapping my tongue. And it was a crowd pleaser.
So I will be doing that again. In October 19th, if you want to see this, Tom, get fucking slapped. I'm going to slap it. Octo 19.
I'm going to do it every live show now. I'm going to make it more and more elaborate every time. This shouldn't be a bit, mate. I'm going to say it shouldn't be your signature bit that you do every time.
Come to see Paul slapped on me, Ganon at the stage near you tonight. I think people would come to my time. That's what Chevy Chase used to do, isn't it? Slap my tongue.
No, he used to just do a pratfall. That's how he got into comedy. Just pratfall him. Pratfall him.
No, they were fine. He's doing on TV. I haven't seen any, but he just like fall through a table on Saturday night life. And then everyone was like, yeah, that guy.
A huge movie career. And they did. And for a couple of years it was a wise choice. No, Kat.
Come on. He's not the world's greatest movie star. That's what I'm saying. Is he the world's greatest movie star?
No. I mean, I'd say he's probably in the top five. Yeah. Yeah.
I can't. No, I'm moving podcasts. No, I'm not doing a movie podcast. No, I'm not doing a movie podcast.
No, I saw people doing speed. I'm on the side. No. I had it being directly into my head from Warner Brothers HQ.
They couldn't be streaming. It was a streaming. It was a lobe stream. Well, they beam it into your lobes.
Yeah. I've added a chip on it. I'm not doing this bit. You've added chip with a lobe stream.
I don't like it. I'm backing it out. All right. Let me then.
It was good. I liked it. I was surprised if you didn't like the second. There you go.
Not as good as the first one, though. No. But low mistakes. No.
It's a weird plot. It's got a very strange plot. It has a few genuine surprises in it. And it was surprisingly gory at times as well.
But lots of fun. How many Chebys out of 10? Oh, definitely seven and a half Chebys. Oh.
Mate, that is, we should sew. Like the Star Flack. There's all movies. We call them Chebys.
After the Grey Man himself. All right. So I used to have Flets on VHS and watched it quite a lot. There you go.
That bit where he gets... Yeah. You want to get a ring of the ass? I'm going to get a little bit of the Chebys.
I'm going to get a little bit of the Chebys. We'll call it the Chevy Chase podcast. I bet some content on that as well. I've given past a row called Chevy Chase.
It's quite a few Chebys. Yeah. Yeah. What do you want to fucking badge for that for?
I want to badge for that, please. Yeah. Anyway. Hello, Tom.
Can I... Well, you've got to do a nice little hitless loop. I'm going to hit a little hit. Hitless a loop, please.
All right. I will. If you said please, I'll do it. All right.
I've got to do it. Yeah. That feels weird now, guys. Eli.
Eli. Eli. I was going to say to sort of move this. Well, no, let's talk to Tom.
Hello, Tom. How are you? How have things since you were last on the podcast? Yeah, they're all right.
Yeah. It's good. Glad to be back. You're still doing the old comedy.
Occasionally. Yeah. You're still. How's the radio for?
See, he's going. Well, they've not recommissioned it. But you got two out of the, didn't you? I've got two series.
Yeah. That's good. You got paid to be on the radio and everything. Yeah.
That's good, though. Most people don't get one. I didn't get one. I asked for one back of the day.
Littleted to do it. To get this out there. She'd say all over. Yes.
Or to critic. Stalker S Menville was at the beginning. We bought populism, Stalker's atoms. Again.
Fry lorry, but we might have a little writing. No. Yeah. pending.
Not awesome. He's done the Oons with all of these— Anyway, the point is that we were sketch double that writing thing. We have a ever insurgents with a dominating Hispanic record. I guess we're having a couple.
It's not overtlyursday. Next door is Dr. Oh no, it's someone's responding to a photo of that hot sauce that we've been sent Paul that I'll be tasting later in the show Everybody it's fermented and he sent a fucking Patrick Bateman in a American psycho gift Fool like war like unfettered capitalist excess Fucking will I laugh at me I'll say a couple of things so what's coming up in the show what you just reminded me of Eli was one of my favorite things I've ever seen an open mic comedy geek was a guy. He was clearly very new about five gigs in and he said a joke And no one reacted and there was a couple of seconds of silence and he just went laugh then And then he locked that bit into his set for the next five weeks thinking that was the moment where he nailed his content Christ no on the show today.
Well, he learned something didn't he there? Yeah about persona It could have been standing up rather than gags, you know The difference between a gag and that man is doing a bit is now James a cast star of ghostbusters frozen Empire frozen third Empire Free Chevy's Right we have got some more soda this week We've been asked about it on Twitter on the social so we're tackling it today We'll keep a little bit of a secret book. We're looking forward to it. Can I ask our guest?
Yeah, Tom What are your views vis-a-vis? Fizzy drinks and that I like them any particular favorite brands or you know families of brands? I like Coke I like Santa I like Pepsi. Oh, you like Pepsi and go I like Spry so you're not picky I like tango you're not picky picky.
You just like a fizzy one. Let's have it up This feels like a piss-poor segment of that's like well with that's what the show is essentially about Paul strawberry marinda. That's nice. Oh, I don't like marinders.
Oh, you're a fucking idiot. No, we had an orange marinders very small It did better than like the tango didn't it you are right? No, that was all me on the soul there being a surprise I mean come on. I uncover knowledge about fizzy drinks and I guess that's value.
I'm giving value to the podcast Just to fire your role in this show. I know man. I'm trying to justify the taxes on something I do give value to this project. Yes, also I do want to do something a little bit serious right now I do want to get out of the way so at the end of 400 you know We had a list of all the things on names.
How serious? I want to talk in some Serious man, it's not that serious On your chest what? That's wild stallions. No, no that we'd stop third.
I you have on your chest that is an erect penis sir And it features the nape of my neck right The next nothing The items Apple go on there Apple for you I'm so proud god to the series but is that I'm sorry Do why are you doing that? I'll just like the end of episode 400 we had a list of all our patreon supporters that we pulled straight from Patreon Oh, and so we met left out and some people say I didn't see my name and I was like I don't know We pulled everything the complete list and if you're missing on that we apologize I'm gonna say this if you are a backer on patreon and you think your name was missing or you saw it was missing email us And then what we'll do is an ex cheep shot I'll put a title card at the end with all those to patreon sports that I'm missing and explain the cheap shots to people cheap shots Are our fortnightly YouTube videos where me and him just dick about for a laugh that's it really dig out about right? So we're doing so and then after that we're doing a guest focused I'm in Golden Gate well, these are Paul's pleasant past times. Yes very much focused on your other work your other podcasting work Tom Yes, we'll be you Say it what I know but even if you didn't say he's still to say it's a snooker podcast You're a podcast gold I thought I got on Parkinson.
This is great. This is like let's go. No something hello Yes, I'm and you'd be the funny guy does the sketch things like that my sidekick all right so you've got a podcast It's all about snooker Tell us a bit more about that some what's going on with that? I'm any worried about that guy over there Is he had some sort of preek down or yes, man?
Meh, meh, meh, Johnny Monty, Johnny Monty Meh, I didn't mean like that Paul. Meh, I've done to you guys Johnny. Yeah, you got something for us. What's up with tropical You're gonna have to pull this Well, thanks for having me on let him and it's been great things have gone downhill pre-COVID I was going to throw them in the band members stands across the way in who's at Hollis I thought you're talking about some fucking puppet or something at the end of the row I didn't pick up on this my subtle clue.
It's very clear. Were you know like in Gary Channel show the guy? He's like the side guy, you know, I want to be the bad man who just goes whoo and then goes do it No, they didn't do it. No, they didn't do it.
Yeah, you say something funny, but because you never will I won't play So you're listening to me like I think we've cleared up something already. I've said something at least one thing funny Just ask him about his podcast. I've been trying. He's been very to no I was interrupted by someone going I was Johnny Monty not me fuck off Johnny Monty.
I'm doing a serious interview here Come on, you know do it. What do you podcast? Oh, it's a podcast that I do. Yeah What is it?
How many episodes you done? I've done more than else. No, I've done about 50 Get new wings now mate. Is it always just you?
Me and my friend Joe and we chat about snooka in stupid silly comedy way And we talk about it's got some bits that quite similar to the cheap show really Oh, we've nicked it in a It's not a philosophy of originality. So we have one section called cue in music We talk about songs quite crap songs released by snooka players It's funny. It's funny. It's funny that there's such a rich vein of snooka bass No, not acceptable I want to hear more about your rich veins.
Wow rich vein as in what big Why would you never describe a vein as rich? I mean prominent implies that it kind of overshadows the rest of the penis You just dirty I quickly quickly quickly why isn't it here? I don't know you have it all I gave you everything right We're gonna take a quick break while you get the sauce in a bit. We'll go straight into the drinks as well.
All right You're very naughty boy You were complaining about table and glasses and I set everything up and everything ready And here you are shitting the bed do the source at the end of the drinks because we don't spoil our palate with the sauce Which is a hot sauce everybody go and get it seen a bit It's that time of the show, you know where we have a busy drink or two, but a bum it's that part of the show You know where we have a busy drink a little busy drink. I love you. There's a good to what a bum after my new Or two or two or two We have a fizzy drink or two. Well, it doesn't matter how many drinks you have we have a little drink or two But I'm bum we could have three we could have four we could have five we could have six oh More than five not working through this now because there's soft drinks.
They aren't alky drinks They're soft drinks. We're having softer drinks today Tom. You'll be enjoying some of the soft drinks that we've been sent board or That's it that's the two options now. We tasted some orange cola last time correction for our top tier patrons They got to see us test the German brand of orange cola drinks But we save the main brand for this.
This is the main brand the Paul and a Spetsy Yes, and we have a sugar and non-sugar version mmm coke mixed with orange flavor ins which is a very big thing in Germany Is it not just like fanta? No fanta because fanta is just this easy. This is good. This is the very exact question.
You'll straight in Don't be a step right in and ask questions You're right in suggesting that fans is in fact a Coca-Cola product which even fact is of course and is in fact what German what is Coke turned into during the second world war Well, I've got a thing we bought by the American Coca-Cola company, so it's always been coke fanta anyway and coke bought like Didn't they buy was it's what did they buy? Lilt's yeah, they don't spin it's all been into fanta. Yes, tragic news. I've got an original kind of little just a crewing massive value anti- cero Joe and up 50 years I got it because I look forward to putting content into this podcast for and I thought we could taste We could taste new fanta drop a whatever it's called and then taste 50 year old tin can this is the last time It's from last year from the last times from the last time from the past.
It's only from last year by times and I've had a red bull today Oh, I'm coffee though. I'm not going to be a nice coffee. That's wrong. That's wrong.
There's a Pepsi there isn't that's Caffy I think you're all right for caffeine. Well, there's gonna be probably some caffeine in this election We're about to taste today. Well, let's have a little quick look because I look up Sprezzi and Betsy, oh, yes, you right it is is the brand name for a soft drink owned by the brow house a regale Paul No, they made great Pilsner Paul There's a Pilsner beer. Yes, and for some reason they now also brat or they have brat for a while into this orange cola mix We're in that whole region Austria Switzerland Germany all round there says here though That's a spetsy is a generic sized trademark and the name is now used in a generic sense for anything that's cola orange mix So that's the actual category name for that.
Yeah, it's become like when people say tip X I mean correctly so we could say that last one the patreon video. We were actually tasting other species Yes, other types this is the I mean the other one that we tried was met so mixed by Pepsi And what was it called boopy doopy or something? I guess it's gonna be funny. What was it?
Boopy doopy? Yeah, this de-misty It was cool. Come on. Just if you can give me Britsy mitzy.
Oh Christ. He's good. You'll have a crack in it I was looking at it today. I threw the bottle in the recycling today.
All right, good. It was called yummy chummy It's just a moustom-pist-n-st Do you remember what it was called? Yeah, it was called it was called Marcus Marcus Marcus. Yeah Cool chumocas moccas.
I think we went too far away with that. We should whip swab. Swip swab swab and met so mix So we should wrap was outstanding really good very very sort of distinct orange oil sort of zest zest coming off that wasn't it? Yeah, and with the right through the drink I'm doing this was registered 1956 They first all be under the trademark and in the since the 70s it had been produced a bottle by another brewery under a franchising agreement The Paul and I isn't really them.
They don't really do it anyway So that's it in a not show I was reading the whole Wikipedia page So shall we get straight into it then because we kind of enjoyed the original well the other ones that we had for the video the Shrimp shrap is particularly was particularly good. Have you had a hard ever had it before? No, I feel like I'm missing out and I'm gonna go somewhere and ask for a switch wrap and they're gonna look at me as if I'm Mental yeah, they might do or you know they might get you the help you desperately need a trip Trap. It's a sexy.
It's a sexy. It's a sexy. Shrimp. Shrap.
It's a sexy. I've got to respect to you. I'm me swip swab. Oh, you go It's always you trying to be I've got an actual question about the fourth going for seedings.
Yeah three glasses. We have the sugar free Yeah, I didn't get the letter for the hot sauce. Oh mate. You are a fuck.
Where's the letter for the hot sauce? You have it. No, you had the box you open the box. Where's that letter for the hot sauce?
You have to find it I'll have to get it in a minute. Yeah, I'll get in a minute. Let's get the drink store This is what I'm trying to say we have the sugar and the sugar free what we want to taste first I think we should try the sugar and then the sugar free give us a little over give me I think that's the sugar free you've got there Tom. Oh, it's a nice little Purple ring purple ring Paul.
Mm-hmm. I have a purple ring Paul as well Maybe that's another thing to distinguish it and make it cuz it's zero zero Looks like coke because the the shrip shop was kind of cloudier the normal coke is this a bit cloudy as well? I'm like this is a little bit cloudy. Paul never look at that Yeah, it's very cloudy.
It's the orange juice if you think about it if you did put like Paul put What if you did put orange juice into a good color? I said Paul if you did put Paul pin not put Paul You put Paul pin because it would be cloudy. I didn't know I just meant even if you put like drop a car without the bits in It would still make it cloudy, do you know what I mean? Pull you on your own.
Oh my whole pot. Oh, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull Yeah, it's a dictator fla- this is not a dictator favorite episode. I'm sorry. Tater themed dresser on Paul Potsball pork Love Paul Pots Paul Pots Musceli, linguine.
Eat, mushaleini, linguine. We must have done this before. I think we have actually. I think we might have Oh, god, um, everybody taste this.
Hitler Snipsle, yeah. Oh all right, I know I'm flying. No, stop trying. Stop trying Let's move on.
Let's just have a little sip of this. Spetsy orange cola. Watery. Yeah, but I don't quite like this.
It's quite refreshing. Yeah. And light. Yeah.
I'm happy with that. That's right. It's got colon oats. It has those kind of, you know, chocolaty colon oats in there.
It also has the orange zesty freshness. Yeah, pretty good. Definitely better than the mezzo-fauté. Which is, it has that Pepsi syrup thing I don't like.
What do you think, Tom? It's all right. In my head, it feels like it's halfway between that Coke and a Fanta. Oh, yeah.
I'd rather have you wear a Coke or a Fanta. Really? Yeah. It is.
I mean, it is basically the... Oh, it's like you know when you want Fanta as a kid and your mum's not on it. So she just puts all in squash in Coke. You see?
Did she do that? Yeah. Did she ever do that? I never had that.
I never had that done. In fairness, we did all have different mums though. Yes, we had different mums. It was just true.
My mum was making you guys squash. Imagine we found out we all had the same mum and she'd been moving between our families throughout the 80s. Different personalities and stuff. Put them on extreme Mrs.
Doubt with all you'd ever see. I'd love to have your mum. Most people have said that. You know what I mean?
Now, guys, stop getting your mind out of the gutter. Can me and pull up your mum? Yeah, spitter. Please, please.
Please. No, no, no. No. No, no.
Oh, yeah. So you used to have a mum who would put... But orange squash in Ticola. I mean, I've still got a mum.
But why would... I'm just a bit of a tragic way to find out. Yeah, it'd be a horrible way of feeling that. Have you killed my mum?
What if you run out of water? But he was the true murderer. You got cola. No, you got...
Are you saying you ran out of Fanta? Have you killed my mum? No, I haven't. No, what the fuck, man?
You killed his mum. He said something incoherent about Fanta and Bix-a-Cola there. Oh, no. You freaked out?
What's killing on over there? You wouldn't have any Fanta in the cupboard. So to make up for it, you would put some orange squash in the cupboard. Thank you.
Here you go. This is like your Fanta. Yeah, it wasn't like the Fanta. No.
It was like Coke with some squash in it. Yeah. OK. Now, it's not pointing.
Come on. You're letting us down today. We used to have only one drink available to us. And that was apple juice concentrate with water.
And we used to have that on our cereal. There wasn't water to it. We had to have it on our cereal. Apple juice on the cereal.
It was the crunchy. You know, the crunchy cereal. That's over for the shit. The oats, like...
Did you give it a cave or something? Very close to it. What? Not close to a cave, but it was a big old weird house.
Anyway. You would apple juice with water on your cereal. Yes, we did. Yes, we did.
Different world back then. I don't want to have your mum anymore. I've changed my mind. OK.
Yes, I only wanted him more. Does she still put apples squash? Absolutely not. No.
Not that I've seen where she lived for the last 30 years. Have you ever spoken to her about it? What was that about? No, they don't want to go back there because around that time they're involved with a cult.
So they don't want to talk about it, really. Fair enough. They always get brought up. That cult connection.
But only we have guests on them. Yes, because some guests are interested in my backstory. I'm yeah, the apple juice cult. I'm very interested.
In the interim time of all this blather. When I was shot up, I've poured out three sugar-free species. You've got a night's nose, mate. There we go.
It's broken. Looks like a goose's dick. I'd give it a seven-chevy nose. No, no, no.
Chevy's are only available for movie reviews. I'm like a very good movie. Oh, you rate it as no seven. A lot of people are saying it's like, yeah, it's the best movie ever.
If it was a movie all about his nose, it would be a seven-chevy. Seven-chevy's. Fucking seven-chevy's. Right now.
I'm going to taste this. Stop it. Stop. Why is everyone talking about my fate?
I don't need this. You brought attention to it. No, what did I say? You had one.
You bring it to everything. And you're bringing attention to it. If I have a face, this is not this. No, stop.
You stop. What's going on this week? No. I focus it off.
Drink everyone drink their drinks now. I'm done. Come on. It's quite different to the sugar version.
The orange is lost or the coal is lost. Something's lost. It's definitely more muted, but it's closer to a... It's closer to a...
It's closer to a weely to an actual soda. It's more artificial tasting than anything. I don't like the sugar-free shit. What do you think, Tom?
Could you tell the difference? Yeah. That felt less tasty. Yeah, it is it would be less tasty.
I would give that a lower score. I much prefer the first one, which I'm surprised by. I'm going to give it... The first one was nice and refreshing, and that doesn't have that.
Oh, it's said. I'm going to give it three Ramses. As in who? Gordon Ramsay.
Why not? Every time you say that now, I see... It's a little ass. It's a little ass.
Pressing up against the shower, man. Yeah. How does that make you feel? Just...
I'm neutral. But it's not something I want to think about. All right. OK.
Good. How many Ramses are you going to get that drink now? I liked the sugar one. This sugar one I'd give four out of five.
All right. Would you prefer Rhodes? Like Gary Rhodes? How dare you?
How dare you? I don't know for our sins. But what I know, would you rather it be... Gary Rhodes died, OK?
Yes. I don't know what... What what? I don't know why I'm saying we should name our rating after Gary Rhodes in memory.
Why are we with these TV shifts? Because I can't give them all a face with a show. A Chevy is in a Chevy is a good name for an award as some sort. So let's spread the Chevys out.
We can't give everything Chevy. Well, she's tasked the Chevys. What about Ainsley Harriet? Oh, with Ainsley or two?
An Ainsley. It's not a ring to it. No, I want it to be his full name. I want to give it three Ainsley Harriet.
We know about Ainsley. I can't give him the time of day. What? Because I know too much about Ainsley Harriet.
Walking down the streets, I've dropped a naked Ainsley. Oh, Sam was picked it up. Come on, let's go to the next ring. The next ring, you say, sir.
Let me have a look for it right now. Again. Yeah. That's magic.
The magic of cheap show editing. Oh, let's not have that. Let's have the more referthing. What is that?
Oh, you sh... Wherever that's the piastore resistance. It's not piastore resistance. Right.
This. This is sent to us. That's like a dirty protest or a piastore resistance. We got this in the poster day, didn't we?
We've got an epiti resistance on. Didn't we? Get this in the poster. You saw me up in the box.
It's Save the hot sauce. Same as the hot sauce. I'm gonna get that letter. Oh, God.
Do I have to cover? Wait, is it this one? Ah, stop. You hurt me.
I might have brought it in. Ah-ha-ha! Oh, I can't. Can in this, a man.
He's a man. All right. That's just catch raise. On the t-shirt.
Hello, cheap show. Congratulations on 400. Thank you very much. This comes from Kyle.
I have said... Sorry, did you say thank you very much or did Kyle there? Kyle, I said thank you very much. I thought it might be in the letter.
No. It'd be weird if you could be thanking us for 400. And did he say early on, this comes from Kyle? He says hello.
Is that the letter as well? Where did you start reading the letter? I just need to... From the beginning, but then I threw in the letter.
I'm a fucking out of you. I can't be sworn in the letter. He's just... I would swear.
I'm literally saying that. I'll fucking out of you right there, first sentence. Kyle, very aggressive, mate. Very, very aggressive.
The cheap show. I'll fucking out of you. Anyway, I've sent down some hot sauce that my friend, the toilet is made. I've got an ear mate.
We're going to have a bit later. It is fermented hot sauce that's been pasteurized to stop the fermenting process. The pulp is then strained from the sauce dehydrated ground and then mixed with salt. We also got that, but we won't be tasting that.
No, no, no, no. Anyway, finally, I've enclosed the bottle of the Murikup. It is a soda from the north east of Scotland that was discontinued, and now it's back. When it was discontinued, they were selling it online for 50 quid a bottle on eBay, but it's calmed down now, as you can imagine, since they brought it back.
Thank you, Kyle. And we are now going to taste the Murikup, and it looks like weak ribina in the plastic bottle. See, I'm not looking at the label yet, Tom. What do you think this flavor might be, based on the colour, which is red?
It's got to be strawberry, right? Could be strawberries. It's got that red and it's got green, which makes me think strawberry. Yeah.
Although, the fact you're asking me is making me think it might be something else. See, I don't know. I'm just talking about it. Is it like a beetroot?
Is it maybe like a turnt? Do you drink? Could be watermelon, could be raspberry, could be almost anything. Could be blackcurrant.
I've noticed this as well. There's a hashtag on the bottom that says hashtag, bring Murikup back. Yes, because it's been referencing that. I've always wanted one.
Kyle is referencing in the letter. But they have brought it back because I'm holding this. There's limited edition, if you see up there. Do you see that?
Oh, yes, there's an edition. So maybe they're just sort of essaying. They're just releasing a limited run of them to see what the... Oh, OK.