I'm not doing the episode. That's it. If we start with like, fuck the cold open. The cold opens your thing.
So you set the tone for the whole episode. So come on. Maybe the tone is I'm just tired. I'm going to go bed.
I know you're tired. I'm going to go to bed. You can't go to bed until we've done the episode. I know.
Hello. It's cheap show. My name is Paul Ganon. That's Eli Silverman.
That's me everyone. Hi. I'm fine. You want to know Paul?
Well, you know what? I've got to go to excited. I'm sorry. I was so taken aback.
I'm not. I've worked till the wee small hours. And then I came home and shit sleeping and then you came along. What are you doing?
I'm putting my phone on silent. You should do that before we start recording. I never know. It's fair you've got me there.
I sprung the recording on you. You're like spring it on me. Like a mouse trap. I'm thinking of like some kind of hefty glass dildo with a spring, a super industrial compressed spring.
Come in the room. He's walking out. He's walking off. Ooh, he's walking.
Come on Paul. Let me have a little bit of whimsy with a huge glass spring attached dildo. Weapon dildo. Put his headphones back on.
Is that an offer a cold open for you Paul? Chunk. You had a massive little hissy fit laugh fit. I did a fake walk out.
You went on an old one. I didn't believe it. You're in the way. Even if I wanted to.
You blew my exit. You left it all physical. I'm not going to get this cool in here. Can't.
Shovey shove. Shovey push push. Oh, you said it. Yeah, you know what?
Fuck it. This is the cold open. You set off the trap. Chunk.
Chunk. It's a quiet. It's Paul's gentle cheap show episode where it's cozy and it's lovely and there's no raise voice. And there's no woop.
Chunk. That's all behind me now. Well, apparently so. Right up inside.
It's right in there. Tickling the guts. Hello everybody. It's cheap show.
We're a podcast like so many. But this one, why it's got its own USB. And that USB is we source our content from charity shops, bargain bins, convenience stores, corner shops, pound lands, bargain bins, double sale. There is no pound lands.
Because you'd be like saying, that's like saying McDonald's is we also got a good pound land. Yeah, but that's one chain. Why don't we keep giving them free advertising? Yeah, it's a good point actually.
How'd they pound based? You should say something like redoaked. Pound stores. Yeah, pound stores.
Yeah, even though very few of them actually have a lot in there for a pound anymore. They don't. But that's why you see when you take the bus across North London, there's a lot of these places. They used to be pound and then they'd pound plus.
And then sometimes they have to keep updating the signs. So they're called pound plus or pound bonus. Around a pound. Around a pound.
I've got a little store up there called the round about a pound store. What they're wondering me is called moving land. Yeah, that's weird. There's Lion King, which is the new, there's sort of off-light.
Yeah. Lion King. Lion King. And then there's moving land.
So, I've got a general store which sells all like shopping trolleys. You know that kind of store? It's got a phone key, you're asking it. But nothing to do with movements at all.
I bought a laundry basket there the other day. And I paid cash. And then he said we like cash. We like cash.
She didn't say like that. No. And also, what are your best, I think, though, by the way? Remember, we're all going to think about it.
Best moments of 2024. Remember this? Well, he went about how he went to movement land to buy a washing basket. It was very nice.
Actually, this is loud for movement land. Yes. Yeah. Moo Moo Land that is.
I know what I was saying, movement. There was the joke associate, right? You did it? No.
No. No. For drawing attention to that and making all listenership. They all dumb for not knowing it themselves.
No. Don't start gaslighting me. I'm bad. You're not mean to them.
You're not mean to them. But I think you want to value them and their intelligence quite vastly. You tell me off camera all the time. Don't you?
Off mike's sorry. You know. How much I hate the stupid idiot to listen to this part? Yeah.
They're stupid. They're dumb dumb minds. No. They're lovely folks who represent a broad swathe of this and many other countries around the world and I love them.
And they've supported awesome. How fucking dare you. I mean, I do all the marketing, I get us onto the TV when they're just saying. Oh, God, nasty, everyone.
Just saying. Look at this, the projection from you. It's not projection, I'm sorry. I had to bring this out.
If you were projecting anymore, you'd be a character and sing them out of Paradisio. Oh, well, darn. Wow, if I was projecting anymore, they'd have to call me Odeon, eh? Yeah, I'd be Odeon.
Yeah, maybe. I'm more than every man. Like, our listener. Who listens to us every single week.
Everyone, everyone. I love you, even though if he doesn't listen. I love them as well, and I do not speak disparaging of you. I do not speak disparaging of you.
You do. I'm not apologizing for something like that. I'm not apologizing for listeners. I'm not apologizing for listeners.
You should. Some of the things you've said, and the ones you pointed out specifically that I won't mention here. A mouth-dronely-numpy head. Yes, mouth-dronely-numpy head.
The mouth-dronely-numpy head. And I'm like, no. How dare you? Do you want to get fired from this podcast I'd say?
Can I shake my fist? I don't want to be a forehead people. No, that's not good. That could be a film.
No. The forehead people. You see forehead? Or people with large foreheads.
They're large. Can't be, they have foreheads and large foreheads. Hey, the forehead people. The forehead people.
The forehead people. The forehead people. The forehead people. The forehead people.
The forehead people. The forehead people. The forehead people can have an encampment. They can be booby traps.
What kind of traps? Big old tits pop out. No. Class do.
No. I'm having you on the glass do. I'm not doing that. Come on Paul.
No, he's saying that. You know the glass do. Anyway, we've got a random shitty pattern. Paul, how dare you?
How dare you? Gaslight me? Gaslight me. Gaslight me.
I'm not. Yes, you are. Because you're lying. What?
Thanks. No. What do you do think, it's bad on your behaviour? What are you doing?
What do I doing? What the crap am I doing? The name lights on the behaviour. Off mike when the real real life symbol comes out.
What else do I do? Yes. I'll think something. If you make something up that's proper nasty, then you do.
I'm going to say it's not going to go. I do. I will admit to one thing. You do a tribute, some porn hope, if you're falling on, you'll flash your mess.
I do. Back to the shop. That's the best you could come up with. Right then.
I'm just going with what appears in my mind. Sometimes it's good. and how they're presented and wrapped up in their own garbage until they get to the actual content of the episode. And this is it in a nutshell.
Can I have one question? Yes. You at the back, you. Black shirt, gold necklace that looks cheap.
It doesn't look cheap! It's silver! This is Thai silver, it's unique, please. It's silver silver.
Why do you always want to tag my necklace? I never tag them by you, Jess. You do. You used to call me Jack-a-mo-nol-shh.
You dress better these days. I don't know, I just don't wear a plaid shirt. Yeah, I know. You've got something that comes down to it.
That's a good one. I've seen that one before. I've got a lovely colourful cactus. A portable cactus.
Yeah. A poor question, yes. Question I wanted to ask. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What was coming up on the show today?
The thing I was trying to take for the past six and a half minutes. Oh, here we go. Time goes. Do you want that now after all this?
I would like to know. Chanturri, I know. I'm not nonsense today on the podcast. We're having a lighter episode because we take some of the edge off.
So all we're going to be tackling this week is a trip to the snack palace to see if they interlope and wedge their way through the doors. And we've got a little crisp taste test, which is, you know, snack palace adjacent, but it's nothing to do with the entry fee into that building. Well, it's been sent to us. It's been a challenge.
And then we'd be rapping off. It's a challenge, Paul. We're wrapping up with one of the most awe-inspiring charity shops showcase. I think this show will ever see.
Well, Paul, I'll be showing you something impossible today. Oh, is it a magic trick? Oh, I think I got it right. Because he's like, everything is magic.
Is it magic when it blows your mind? Is it magic if I break the fabric of your understanding of this universe? Is it magic if I show you something you'll never see before? Well, that I'll do right in front of you.
Yes. Yeah. You do achieve all three of those things. Yeah.
Three or four things. I've got something. If you achieve all three or four things. But to go to blow your mind, which is going to destroy your understanding of the fabric of reality.
Paul is really selling this hard. He's selling this charity shop showcase hard. Let me just... What's wrong with the colour of his shirt?
LAUGHTER Yeah, I just want to mind you, Paul, for it to be considered a charity shop showcase. Yeah. And for it to avoid the fate of having no place. Yeah, because you're the arbiter of that.
Oh, but it needs two votes, doesn't it? Well, no. So you need the yes vote for me. All I know is that I know this is going straight in.
I just know it. See? Nothing's going to stop me now. No, I'm just saying this.
It's the true matter of fact. Matter of fact. Yes! Matter of fact.
Yes! That's what we all love. I can't help Spooner isn't. I hate my mouth.
I hate my mouth so much. I hate my mouth so much. I really fucked that up, man. Yeah, that was quite a spooner isn't it?
Yes! Mackerel Facts. I'll tell you what. I can't...
I can't help it. You've got all the fucking mackerel taggers. No, I'll tell you. I'll just say on that point.
Yeah, go on. There are some Mackerel facts. Yeah. Yeah.
Is it worthy of your... It's an indisputable... Man-chover. It's all of this.
Yeah. OK. It's indisputable. Mackerel facts, mackerel facts, mackerel facts, mackerel facts.
Mackerel facts Mackerel facts Mackerel facts Mackerel facts! Right, erm... It's a crack on. Let's go to the crypt town.
The snack palace shall wait for a moment as we are and we have been... ...cast. Oh, my God. I can't do this one.
I know who's so good. So could you like to do it? We think it was a bad idea with this podcast, wasn't it? It really was, wasn't it?
Oh, come back to the mic, come back to the table. Come on. He's lying, leaning back everyone. Now he's pretending it's...
...chonk. Anyway. Yeah, someone down to this and he's a... ...and one of those ones.
If the neighbor thinks we have fights every month, we don't, I guess. My dad goes, ye-ha! When he sneezes. Does he?
Yeah! How's it work the other day? Having a poo? It was quite an honest one day where I work at the BBC.
So usually when I go for a poo, I can be there for as long as I like without being troubled. No peeking. Do you go up a floor down floor? No, no, no.
No, no, no. So I was in there the other day and as was dropping mustard. Was it nasty yellow and pasted? No, no, no.
It's a perfectly solid beast. Anyway, I was sitting there dropping my leavings. I was like, okay, then, and it's fine, you know, man comes in. He goes in, and he goes in, and then he goes like, you just go, ugh!
Oh, he's probably not sitting there. And then he's like, pfft! Like that! And he's like, ugh!
Ugh! Ugh! Like that, they just walked off, he wafted, and then walked off, and I thought, Christ! He didn't, my, his, us.
No, he was peeing. Oh! Yeah, it was pee. Oh, he probably had something else to see, oh, that's not nice.
Oh, that didn't sound good. This isn't a funny story. It was funny, it was just an observation. Some poor man at the BBC.
I tell you what I have realised, sitting on the toilet sometimes, and people coming in out to piss while you're sitting there. Men do this a lot when they go peeing, and they go, ugh! It's relieving. Yeah, but they're like, I'm very vocal about it.
I'm very silent when I pee. I'm quite vocal. Not in public. No.
I changed my, I modified my behavior when I'm around other people. In two minutes, we can wrap up. No, no, no. Was that your story?
God. It wasn't really a story. It wasn't really a story. It wasn't like that.
It wasn't the observation. We're not inviting that. I don't want to have a list of people emailing us about their toilet stories. The cheapo gvall.com.
Anyway. I was just saying, I was having a poo with this man. Seems like I had a very painful piss. I've just, I've just, poor.
It came outside like an asping snake. It was little burst. Well, that's what you've got to look forward to. Oh, there you go.
I didn't know we looked like a conference for speaker at age. Like, oh, I, you know what? I saw the other day. Night time weeding.
Yeah. It's increasing in younger men. Why? They don't know because of sort of the internet they think there's all these reasons, but, you know, nocturnal micturation, I think they call it.
Do you know what I heard about this week? So every now and then, very rarely, but every now and then, my cat comes in and then starts zooming about the house for no reason. I'm running around. Then he hides under something.
Right. And I was like, oh, no, I locked it up. I don't know, but it was something called rectal euphoria. And it's a thing that's, that when they have a big poo, it stimulates a nerve in their bottle, which kind of room gets them going.
So they come and then they run around and they go, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, they burn off all the excitement, the poo's giving them. And then I was like, some humans have that as well. I was like, yeah, sometimes I'm like, pull it up and I go, fucking yeah, I'm gonna take on the world, me. You never had that.
No. You never had a poo? It's like, I've given you a ball to add. I've had relief.
Well, if I was getting the whole simulation with afterwards, you've got fucking, hey, come on. Let's go golfing or something. I don't know. Golfing, can't answer you to Jimmy Tarplan.
Yeah. Oh, like that. If I go for Jimmy Tarplops. Yeah, great.
But yeah, nighttime iterations for science is because people are playing games all on the Internet and they drink. You shouldn't drink a load of water at night, but they all drink anything because they all need young dudes. But it used to be much more old men were affected by it. Anyway, rectal euphoria.
That is a good name for it, I think I got it right, but that's what it does. Well, they mean any other things for cats as well and they do that, but one of them was a rectal euphoria. We're in danger of stepping on Joe Rogan's literal stand up here, but really it must be related to the fact that you can get someone's or donkey Hello, you can get someone's a man to come by just putting this You're the prostate or whatever, you know, well, there is a man alive. So that's what I'm thinking Is it something like that is it something where there may be there's a gland or something?
I'd have to really look at the email by the time for that now because we work It's not like it's like a ejaculates. It's not like a gosh in rashes around then No, it's kind of like it gets a shot of energy from it or a shot of whatever and it just has to burn it off and it can happen in some humans By the way, Paul. Yeah, we're talking about after a particularly yawning poo yawning. Yeah, really open you up.
Oh Oh, it really opens you up like that. Oh, dear nice big yawning girthy delivery Hang on hang on this shouldn't be talking about this. I just need to mention one thing. Yeah, okay No, they're two things they're two very quick things go.
They have to be I've realized yeah the Randy dog Yeah, I don't want to talk they're twins and they're both they're both working the yard. Wait. Hang on. Randy dog is holy dog No, no, that's why I thought that's because they are no they're two different dogs.
They're dogs. Yeah twin dogs They're twin dogs ejaculate a lot you notice why I ate this For nine years trying to get this podcast taken seriously some kind of respect Here we go. You know you love the rally dog and your horny dog anyway, it's two dogs That's the end of that point right great two dogs second point like a bad algo pops in it too Okay talking about mackerel facts, right? Yeah, you know what the most the first fact the fact that comes before everything else It's salient mackerel fact of all time.
Yeah, it's a fact the alphafact go on my nose mother fish But you wonder why we don't get nominated for independent pop You said that was corrupt right next You know segments No more fucking chontering aside pocket it put a pin in it you've got nothing to give right now I have something you have nothing to know. Okay. Let me rephrase it I don't want you to give anything right now. There's a subtle difference and that's all differences my abject hatred of your constant fucking mouth garbage So calm it for just let me read this fucking letter.
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Hello. Tell me about your segment. It's about my penis smell of fish Yeah, well, this goes back to what I was thinking about this for you I think you struggled to be an intelligent match for your co-hosts and so you overcompensate by pure groutage from it and your penis You Danny P.P. We know the tiny people you get it up.
It don't my hate this. I'm not doing this I'm just thinking this through it's not interested. It's not read the next fucking read it then from Robin Island. Mr.
Island hello This is a purely texture based challenge. So this came in a little baggy with two packet of Christmas We'll tell you what they are as the letter goes on clue is in the nationalities Yeah, true Tato how they're going to say to produce a crisp version of the excellent mighty munch snack And then there's a little parentheses just next to it that leads me to this sentence that says I have never heard anyone call these crisps by their official name They were called Monster Munch until walkers came to Ireland in the 90s and then Tato had to change the name to mighty much Which is either a legal thing or for marketing reasons However, everyone over here still calls a monster munch snacks how funny and they are the same as Monster Munch as we know them Well, there's the format is the same yet I have included both here and would be interested to hear your views regarding the relative merits of each of the conveyance of the hottest Bicy flavor does one little more amplitude, etc. Thank you for the fantastic podcast Robin Island Thank you very much, Ron. We have them here I didn't know anything about this and I didn't know they were called that see this is it piques my interest Yeah, because I'm always interested in things.
There's I know there's a name for this There's a term for this yeah, where a brand name becomes the name of the generic object like Hoover clean Yes, etc Yes, and that seems to be a similar effect here isn't it it becomes but it's not not exactly the same as that But it's like they must have based their original mighty munch is it mighty much the Tato Montemont equivalent are called mighty Munch however before the 90s they were branded as monster munch right and they still known as monster munch there Yeah, colloquially yes, they must admit monster munch when it was like two separate countries It's like looking to the history of it and I don't want it. It's like Turkish Star Wars or Turkish spider-man I guess you should mean there's places where they just don't care about Western copyright or and it must It didn't matter in Ireland. They could just release something similar call it something similar Is that the jurisdiction of savour because monster munch was what originally? Smith's or was it originally I think it was Smith's wasn't it?
Yeah, I see everything got bought by Walker lays eventually anyway So she's Pepsi you know that yeah, you always bring that up That's why I know that because you say it every well every time we just need to lay out the foundation So we have here mighty munch hot and spicy flavor for those in the UK who know what a monster munch is you know What a monster munch is with the rest of the world It is a puff maze snack that has a lot of bite to it any shape of this snack is kind of like it meant to be a poor Isn't it it's a monster's hand. Yes, or claw although this debate about that about whether it's meant to be you know Monster upside down with yes, but I mean that's more than one shape though There were more than one shape. There were always that just that one shape. Yeah, okay I want to because I remember and I want to know if it's a mandana effect thing or whatever yeah There was a hot version of British monster much whatever.
Okay, you look at it like crack on with this So hang on no no dig a voice search type it easier for search works better as well Did there used to be a hot flavor chili flavor of monster munch in the UK and he's no answer question. Yes Monster munch used to have used to have yeah a hot flavor chili flavor called flaming hot you were right Yes, I thought flavor because it was a packet that was before obviously the Cheetos flaming hot has become a brand a trademark brand in its own Right, it will get to muddy it. Yeah, but effectively yeah flavor was flaming hot beef and pickled onion Yeah, but they've dropped the flaming hot haven't they was a particularly poor that horrible sweet chili flavor That's why I'm hoping these don't have you know that artificial three-toe chili heat Wait, I like that when you smell this you'll find it I think we'll get into this very quickly. So that's the original flavor hot and spicy mighty much But now they've brought out the exact same flavor profile for their regular potato crisps So it's mighty much flavored crisps and in this instance hot and spicy So does this mean to say mighty much or only in hot and spicy flavor?
I've got it. I've got the Wikipedia page I want then so just it on that first point about monster munch in the UK original ones much whatever you want to call it in March 2024 the flaming hot flavor so that's this year so it's been guy Yeah, it was renamed and this is a much more accurate description of the flavor in my view to sweet and spicy flaming hot Interesting you see it's that sweetness it has got a sweetness to which they don't they used to not want To mention that but now it's like a selling point because of ties to each really and sriracha Which is a so what does it say about mighty much then all hang on I've got a potato monster much island here Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know I look the major potato crisp and corn snack brand potato made a spicy flavored corn snack with the same name Yeah, it was always spicy. Okay. It was always spicy.
So yeah upon the movement of walkers into the Irish market in the 90s This is exactly what Rob said. Yeah, the name monster much was purchased from potato So they had to buy it off them. Oh, that's interesting and they said all right well Then we'll call it monster munch and you give us a big check and you can call yours monster munch. No, you know You know you will call my team much if you give us a low money.
Yeah, okay Change it they could keep calling it monster much if they like oh fair enough for they got the payout from From all over the kitchen that Pepsi dollar. Yeah probably make a After change the name of their snack mighty much so that makes sense then when it now says mighty much flavored Chris because the only flavor is hot and spicy The one flavor so out of the hoof it open the top because I took a little bit of it was very much that sweet I'm getting that sweetness. It's the same it's the same as flamingo monster monster munch to me to the nose Right exactly the same and you're opening the real Chris and there's a bigger potato huff on top of that Because they are potato and these are corn yes, no, I know but one thing is more there's more definitely more odor to potato Chris Then there is a corn odor to corn based Chris. Yeah, well ones look the flavorless puff maze flavor with the potatoes of this It's got much more mingled in.
Yeah, so I'm gonna try the potato. I'm gonna try these they look very much like a monster munch claw I wonder the textures are same. No, not good And then we'll talk everything's all right. I'm gonna try this one.
I'm now. I'm eating the puffed one I'm gonna try the potato crisp one potatoes Chris. They are actually potato Chris. Oh great as we all know you know the texture isn't quite there on those I think it's just as good.
It's not as it's not as aerated. I know you mean it's got more very much because that's That's exactly what I was gonna try to describe the bubbles so to speak. Yeah on real months and much are larger the air pockets are bigger within the More of a crunch is missing there. They're not bad.
They're not the density of these. Yeah, they're a little bit denser and softer, aren't they? Not softer. There's definitely a crunch there.
I just think the density is quite nice. It doesn't speak. No, it doesn't have that fucking big Pushing the job of a monster. Yeah, almost rip your pallet.
But the question here is which one delivers the hot and spicy flavor better I haven't tried these yet. Go on that. We've been talking. He's going in nibbling up nibbling up.
I think they agree I absolutely nothing honestly nothing wrong with my team one shot spider really lovely snack nice texture nice flavor If you like that kind of is very much on the sweet side the sweet chili not much of a real kick No, but that's fine. I'm used to that That's what I expect however the delivery system of the flavor with the potato crunch kind of takes the edge off that sweetness somewhat and gives it a More umami is yes level of it's a flavor. Absolutely right. There's more umami amplitude though in terms of sort of like a unified sort of flavor Yeah, it's probably better with the actual monster much ones, but that definitely has a different flavor potato umami flavor You know in this case I would argue this is like a no-school draw this is like no one wins No one loses they're both my flavor profiles They both have enough flavor and texture within their separate forms to be perfectly edible and nice to be honest I think the flavors nicer than the actual monster much it seems a little bit I mean I would argue maybe the monster monster Part is sweeter.
It's sweet or a bit artificial tomato. Yeah, honestly if you're looking for which ones best I think it's gonna be a personal preference and be I don't think it matters in this case really hard like the people Onion monster monster potato crisp thing we did a gun which were an aberration. They were terrible That was the Ganon's Golden Quest thing was when we found the geocache Yeah, I was good at that. So that's a walk about in epic florists with Ethan Ethan Lawrence who's been our live show October 19th Saturday 1 p.m.
Ready to go. Yeah, it's coming together In a nutshell no score draw lovely crazy personally prefer the potato crisps, but they're so good at that So don't yeah, they are so good. They're so nice. They're just a great company and I think very much the equal of walkers Yeah, I mean, I haven't had any ever had a potato flavor I thought I didn't I don't like that no this I think that they're kind of like what's the phrase I'm looking for We know like they're a big fish in a small pond many with islands Just rule the roost there but they do it export now you see it yeah a lot Yeah, you should be a thing stand-ups talk about what we're with gigging an island you should really try the potato with Yeah, no standard is their flavor crave flavor crave crepe flavor It's pickled on you know anyway Robin Island no score draw.
Thank you very much a lovely taste experiment Standing at the bus stop waitin to go get cold Coming soon anyway All aboard for the snack palace to please no no we're waiting at the bus stop We're waiting for the new entrance to arrive on the bus when I'm waiting on the bus Jump off Ding ding We just do be nice to this package all right, okay Now come on Rice chicken with my nice horse walkers Oh, you are very interested. I just want you to go in the snack palace. Yes, we want you to go in the snack palace as well. I want you to work with the towels.
You can work with the towels. You can have to keep it up now. Now, what's your phone? I don't want to keep calling you chicken sandwich flavoured.
I'm just looking for you. Yes, we find mayonnaise. Now, didn't we? You've got a little brother and sister, don't you?
I'm a bit sorry. You're sorry. Cheesy bean. Cheesy bean toasty.
I don't want to be a fat guy. Oh, the sausage sandwich is a firecatcher. It's a parlour hinds walkers crossover. You're a wagon guy.
I can't do that voice. You can do it. I'm a forcey. Relax into it.
Oh, man, Dale did a really good job of Gizmo. Just an animal from Upit Babies. Relax, relax a bit. I just ran the snack palace.
It was the one we liked. We didn't do official snack palace. We had enough camera that one, didn't it? We dropped them off the snack palace.
We drove on. We were being... No, no fair enough. I got right in.
There's too much to do with that sausage one to get. It was a bit tangy. He wasn't great. I'd rather have a darmer thou.
Right. I do. Your brother. Yeah.
How do they get on? Look, E.T.A. I'll just give him a chance. He's in there.
Hello. Hello. Rose chicken. Sandwich mayonnaise.
How you doing? They're treating you all right down there. Who are you talking to? The crisps.
My brother. The crisps. You twats. Who else am I fucking talking to?
What's this you doing? Oh, she's toast. What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you doing? You're doing a character or something. What's going on? Paul.
What's going on right now? Shut the window, will you? Shut the window. Go back to work with the toast.
There you go, Paul. Sorry, he's gone. You see your brother's doing well. He wasn't in the towel mines.
He's not being worked hard. So, you, mate. We're going to taste new. Then you can see him and get into the snack palace.
Okay. Open yourself up. Slowly. Slowly.
Get a tickle and a jostle. Get a little jostle. Give it a little jostle. Give it a little jostle.
Give it a little jostle. Give it a little jostle. Give it a little jostle. Give it a little jostle.
It's weird. Get the crisp before sex jokes for us. Yeah, open up the fucking door. Open up the door.
You're fucking juicy flap. Yeah. Oh, no. That's not a half of that.
Oh, it does smell like a chicken sandwich. It does, doesn't it? It does. It does.
How funny? I've got a distinct opinion about these. Oh, I'm going to open it. You don't mind that IPKendoo.
You have a little nibble of your wares. Oh, no, no, no. It's chicken and mayonnaise sort of taste. I really like that.
I don't know what it is. If I was going to be offered the chicken plate with crisp more that, that's better. I like the mayo-y part of it, which kind of comes creamy. Yeah, let's give it a...
Oh, I actually really like these. I think you'll find I had exactly the same reaction to you, Paul. I thought, oh, this is like an improved chicken roast chicken flavour. Chris.
Yeah. But I tired of them and I wasn't able to even finish a multi-pack. They all come in multi-packs, they only multi-packs. They're limited edition, but I wasn't able to finish it.
You mean the pack itself? Just one pack. I couldn't finish a whole pack. I can see that.
I can tired of it. I mean, I would have to work my way through this pack and say I fell to the end, but just for a couple of dips, I like this. I do have a favourite of the three. Is there room in the...
In the snack palace? In the cheese toasted beans where they're staying. Is there room where we can put them in the same bed? It saves on towels.
If he's going in the snack palace, then he has to share room with cheesy beans. Oh, did he get in? Yeah, no, he got in. He's coming up to you now.
Oh, I'm so excited. Go on. Well done, mate. Oh, why are you rubbing your groin?
Why are you doing that? What's that about me? No, seriously? What was that about?
That was weird. It was a bit of crisp brother. Okay, they're brothers. And yet he still rubs his cough.
There's something going on there. I think you need to carefully consider where this idea could go and see if that's something you really want to commit to. Do you want to go with incest crisps? incest crisps brothers.
Right, okay. Fine. Shulk. Oh, who's that?
Hello? Who is it Paul? It's the local council. The local council, what for the snack palace?
No, no, no. Apparently they've sent someone along to check the safety of the towel mines. They didn't tell me they were coming today. Hang on, what's with?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. One snack. We can not hear. No, he's coming next week to fix that.
They just want, they've had rumours of we've been covering up accidents in the mine and maybe disposing of bodies. We have. Yeah, but they want to go down there and look. Shhh, they're questioning by calling towels nearby.
But if they go into the napkin caverns, they'll see where we stack to the body. The napkin caverns is where they put the body. It's an awful lot. It's awful.
It's awful. How many people are they standing in? We'll just have to wait in an ambush here. Hang on, one sec.
How many people are coming away? Margaret Fisher from the head of Satan. Margaret Fisher. Alice de Crowley.
Alice de Crowley is a charge of structural integrity. Just two. One's in charge of Satan. One's in charge of structural integrity.
Just half an hour. You can go over there. You can go over there. You can bring in any one.
Like police or something. Shhh. Don't be obvious. Right.
We'll see you later then. We'll see you later. We'll take them to work. We'll get them in napkin caves.
Not napkin caves. Not napkin cold. Not napkin cold. That's what you're minding the napkin caves.
Not kinkholes. Not kinkholes. Alright. Yeah, just give us half an hour then.
We'll get you there. Right. We're going to meet the deal. We'll take them down to the napkin cold.
That can go. Bye. Alligator. I'm going to formulate it to mackerel facts.
Right. So I want fish or something aquatic at least and then. What? No.
What? A card migration information. Fucking hell. Yeah, I know that kind of thing.