Whoa, whoa, that was your fucking mask off having a fart face. That was my Waterloo. You look really like corrupt. Your face looked evil and corrupt as you pumped out.
Sad wet mumblings. Yeah, dirty fatter. I did fart. Is that the cold open down then?
Welcome to Cheep Show. No, hello everyone. It's Cheep Show. This is the cold open the bit before the credits.
It's not though, is it? Really? Because it's really like an intro. Is it?
It's more of an intro these days, isn't it? It is, I guess. You just say hello, welcome to Cheep Show. I've got a new...
You used to castigate me for saying hello, everybody. Welcome to Cheep Show, joining this bit. You've said it. In the last couple of weeks, you've said hello, everybody.
Welcome to Cheep Show. Don't give me that look. That look like you want to hurt me. Right?
You're tired again this week. No, I'm out of the way. I had another late one. I actually feel a bit more sprightly today if I'm being honest with you, Mr Eli Silverman.
I'm here, everybody. Eli Silverman. I'm refreshed, deep down in my groin. And I've got a new friend who I've invited along to the podcast today as well.
Desperate to meet this new friend. Come over here. Sit down. Sit down.
Just introduce yourself. Hello there. My name is Gunther von Stricht. Gunther von Stricht.
I see the vote through. Existentialise. Existentialise. You're a sort of 19th century philosopher, OK?
I see Eli. What was your name again? von Stricht? Gunther von Stricht.
Yes. And what is the name of your philosophical, you know, your treaties, your ideology? I like to see the vote through my view master of pain. It's a view master of pain.
I see a case that matters for you. I click and this slide go around. And yet another image is brought to 3D in mind. OK.
A picture of woods. It's a picture of woods. It's a dark grey mask of depression rolling in on the fog bank of my heart. Oh, you're on a poet, really?
I haven't really... And yet I see Eli stood on the tree. Have you known me? I've never heard of you.
A tree of misery raining down insecurity like hot sausage. I see all through my eyes. I see all through your... My eyes.
Well, the ironing of interest has been crushed by the... Well, you know what, Mr von Stricht? You know what, Mr von Stricht? I'm looking at you...
Yeah. To copy your metaphor somewhat. Yeah, I scored through my Christmas cracker kaleidoscope of disapproval. You pull and the snap is just an eventual snap of all...
No, one of those lip lines like multiple like glass ones. That fractures the image. The fracture image of... The face.
The reality is only seen through the kaleidoscope of depression. And it's depression. It's that a term you've invented for your philosophical system? Yeah.
And where does depression fit in? Well, it's depression is when you're unhappy with your sad feelings. The expression. You're unhappy with your sad feelings.
Yes. I'm sorry. I'm disappointed with your sad feelings. I'm disappointed with this.
I'm not disappointed with this. I see it. I see it. I see it.
I see it. I see it. I see it. And yet darkness is like a curtain over my mind.
How that thought. No. My character. Stop doing copy.
All the fucking credits. Cheapshows to the bottom of the head. You go sit over there and come on, and we'll see you a little bit later, no doubt, for more of your existential musings. You're such a Nazi.
Come on. We'll just throw that about. Like every other hack person who can't think of a better analogy for someone's behavior. Oh, you're such an autocrat.
Let them make up a little bit. Oh, fuck. There you go. Is that good?
Better. Here's my character. He's called Johnny Philosopher. Oh, no.
Oh, fucking great. Oh, no. No, no. You've got a question for me.
No, no. No, no. You've got a question. I do floss for you.
I'm good. Don't you just do a squishy film mate. You just have to be doing it. I'm bouncy.
No, I'm quite happy. No. You're just doing a squishy film. I've got a question.
Hello. Welcome to Cheap Show. The economy comedy podcast where Eli and I go through the bargains. Pallands of it.
Oh, fuck it. Don't say you threw in the downlands. Can I do the intro? Yeah, go on.
Then you do it. Hello, everyone. Welcome to Cheap Show where Paula and myself, Eli, go through the charity shops. Bargains, bins, in basements.
The fun in the frugal. And the pleasure in the treasure. The pleasure in the treasure. We find pleasure in the treasure in the trash.
Where we find the bounce from all the ants. That's a little foreshadowing. That brings me to this. What's coming up in today's episode of Cheap Show?
Today we'll be going through the dusty boxes of music and pulling out a few sliders of vinyl from your collection I believe in a Silverman's Platter. Yes, Silverman's Platter's and it's a legit Silverman's Platter's sourced both by me. Recently, fresh vinyl. Both by me.
Well, sometimes you get the vinyl and it's a silverman's platter. Yeah, well, it should have said both by me. By me, both? Because that implies two of you did it.
Both of me? I mean, I'm not doing that. No, I'm not doing that. Well, Johnny, Johnny Follossamer.
No, I'm not going to have Johnny Follossamer. I'm not going to have Johnny Follossamer. No, I'm not going to have Johnny Follossamer. No, I'm not going to have Johnny Follossamer.
No, I'm not going to have Johnny Follossamer. Life sounds like a clown car. Life is full of meanings. I hate you.
You're an awful host. You're on the awful host. Oh. The only thing you should host is a parasite.
Anyway, anyway. Really made himself chuckle all sides. Well, let's just put it up on the show today, Paul. Say that to me now.
What? No, B! This is the autocrat! I've been writing your lines before for the episode.
I know! Read the script! Read that script! All right!
It's here. It says something about keep going with the Johnny Philosopher thing. No, it doesn't! No, that's it!
You read! I'm writing these lines. I'm writing these lines. I just read it.
I just knew what you are. I'm writing these lines. I'm writing these lines. I'm just going to do what you ask.
Big wink. Big wink. No, no, no, I didn't write this. I'm Johnny Philosopher!
I'm so full of knowledge. Ooh! That's what you wanted, Paul. And seed.
Right, so coming up with the show is a price of shite. I have come across four items in my charity shop musings and I collected them and brought them back. And we're going to get the price of the big shop. In my charity shop musings!
I should have said charity shop musings. I'm just writing this on the script that you wrote on the board. Oh, I'm miss ready, didn't I? Yeah.
I think that's a typo actually. Oh, it says Johnny Philosopher's coming back in. No, it doesn't say that. Oh, it is a bit of the script coming in with, like Paul punches Eli vitally in the garden knocking his teeth out.
Oh, oh God! And here we are again, the endless cyclotron of violence! Sweat and violence! Click that off your big old cards, you fuckers!
This cyclical niche of the repetition of this musings, it continues on. Gunter, shut the door. You are a dull character. It's not going to catch on.
Also, this Poundland waiting for God or does not wait for me. Gunter? The misery inside my heart is quite oppressive. You're okay to say.
I'm telling you, I'm doing a better lead. There will be more people in the studio, Gunter, later on. There's a little robot. I don't need to get disturbed.
The dogs will probably be in. I'm just listening to the robot. I just wish to stay out of the window and lament. There's no windows.
Well, even better. I will just lament. Look at the wall. Look at the wall for your men of misery.
And I shall lament. Also, you can use the Game and Watch toy of despair. Up and down of Mario is similar to the up and down of my dark thoughts. He take a mushroom and grow.
And yet, when I take my mushroom, I go low. Ugh. Okay, close the door. This door is like the closing of my thoughts against Mother.
Oh, fuck you, now. Worst character ever! Slamming the door of eternity. He needs Dolly Philosopher to belong to no one but the inevitability of death.
Close the door. Close the door. The lock behind me is the licky that is hard to cut and hard to unlock. There's no meaning here.
In what kind of sense? Yes, what is meaning? Is it my meaning? Oh, is it your meaning?
What makes no sense to you is the most sensible thing I can compute now? I do. This is my world and I see it through a gauze of agony. Nine.
Nine. Anyway, I like Gunther. I'll be bringing him back as often as I can. Forever.
And I'm never killing him off. He's always going to be around forever. So anyway. Why are you so combative?
Both weeks. I'm not combative. I'm not combative. No, I'm trying to bring joy.
I want to go I'm going to time it up to you guys. Thank you. I'm shocked, I'm in reverse. We're ponding which is meant to be Flavor weak for which we are.
No, it's like for example the best example is the word awesome. It's called super definitive for decay or something super relative decay. Yeah, what a fucking great phrase to describe this podcast. Yeah super I'm calling this episode super relative decay.
You know I'm getting it the word awesome used to mean actually causing all and fear Yeah, like an atomic bomb is awesome. It just means good now. Yeah, that's brilliant. Yeah, that's brilliant amazing Everything so it's a real.
Do you see yeah? Yeah, see now and so you need new things you need new superatives Yeah, because the altipuratives lose their meaning what my mega other like when in a style mega didn't super Outstanding outstanding still mean outstanding it does doesn't it people can overuse outstanding like that with outstanding shit I had just now I mean what's it that good? It's got a meme associated people say st And I don't know because they do like because of the iceberg or the idea of everything It might be talking about you No, I know I have sensed it mr. Grant's even gree.
Yeah, well Your mouth said yeah, you're fucking your face was in the real school. I'm pushing out pushing out the cream Push it out of grip fast. That's how you started and it's not good and we should have a meditation session and like looking to each other's eyes You boring cuz what do you want to do? Do you want to do the records first or the price of shite first?
Yeah, you want to do price of shite first? Yeah? I want to do the price of shite first alright then Let's go into it. Let's quickly explain the rules.
Do you know what this is like at old school back to the old school of our podcast? I've done the silverman platters. You've done the prices shy together. There's no outside influences.
No, no No gimmicks sweating Smelling bad farting badly cheap show like pulled the skin back and grazed it on a cheese greater roll It's always a cheese greater that you do on your car cheese rates have four different Gritters it what critters the sound fine. Oh is it water is it water all down as well? We'll be walking a little bit water on the sandpaper so when you do it get a smooth shine to the truth Yeah, it's a bit of a get a shine on your knob and it's gonna bleed depends on how well one and then scab over and so it'll be the opposite of shiny Yeah, well, it'll be supper act Well, we'll be about apart from that it's called just drag my dick across the top of the brick wall grab it Force it down to slide it right across the top of the brick wall all those ones where they put tauren glass on to stop Oh, that's mine. Yeah, oh my child Used to be more walls with bits of broken bottle These two more walls they might have not more balls I remember the big dog if you see that dog you speak to tell you more I've seen that dog you speak to tell you why does he just go No, he does not say can we do one of these things right some shite we're doing it.
All right, let's truly the fincin Yeah, I'll do the thing she go on. Oh, it's the fucking brides a shot. It's the fucking brides a shot It's the fucking brides a shot. Oh, it's a fucking brides a shot Yeah, and that is right.
Thank you good thing you go Shut up Shite where one of us goes to a charity shop buys a few things brings them back We show them off and ultimately guess the price of those items and that's the game And who does that was very confusing about who said I said one of us you go to a job Yeah, then who guesses there was no point in the point that I'll try I'll do better than you did come on It's a game that we play on the podcast. It's a price guessing game. So someone could be one of us could be someone else I thought exactly what I fucking said go to get stuff Yeah, some items are a charity shop Yeah, and then the other person who's playing the game has to guess the prices now There is a point of awarding system in our game the price of shine that we play here on cheap shows is there? Yes, and the points in our game prove it.
You just listen to any other episode where we play the Oh, isn't that convenient this proof? Oh well fuck a team and they are called the twins. Oh how obvious put wings now He says sure tell me more of these put wings They are what was called points and there's two ways you can score between two ways now is it not one There's two ways to get between well fuck my give it If you guess the price and it is within 25 p either above or below So actual price if I guess 50 p but it was 75 p or it was really 25 p You would score one point known in this game as a between and you would assure me of that one between you would be assured You would pay the bear on demand Please when the bear comes in No, he's a bear he's more bear he's more bear One between yeah, but I don't the between there to be a thing Wow Because they've got actual characters coming in the no the platter section We'll do what we want go up next one then what about these between the x-play this very well Yes, if you guess the price of the item it's 25 people either way between you get it on the nose as in you guess the exact price on the nose No, I have to get it right exactly you say two between oh, so it's worth it It's worth it sometimes people give bonus betrings for example for getting all the prices or something or getting them Or sometimes we have a zero there's as a sort of a trick one of the things will be free And then they well there are variations to the rules On a game by game basis now poor you are you are a absolute wanker Thank you. You are also today's curator I am you have brought some items in and I will be playing the game these are what's known as pristine petwings No, we can tool other Only one who can score between today and add them to my tally of several hundred petwings over the years Although I am introducing a new rule right now for this week's game.
No And this is it thought of that shit. Yeah, it's exactly that here's the plan mean you we can't play against you Because I curated it and you know right so here's the thing every time you don't get a between at all an item I get one between that is So if they're not real twins, I shall call them real between so I will bracket them you show I will bracket them These are soon open twins so I'm just saying every item you get a swing or between I get a document in this in a year three thousand The aliens looking down to shout you don't need to shout you being very unprofessional calm down and proposing a way to know I'm proposing a way to keep in the game the aliens glob and splops blop Don't care for us. I think Club Club has a real soft spot for me. He doesn't he has recreated my anus in a huge 3d telegram Oh To the Queen of the aliens when they get 100 which is the reverse of what used to happen here Was you get a card birthday card from the Queen which could be a telegram when you were 100 But they send it to the Queen there because the Queen is very poor in the idea land in the future looking back on his podcast He likes him in rambling for his turnity searching for fate to end his funny thought and yet like an infinite taste with no finish line He cannot cross the boundaries.
He is staggering perform and yet he notches on in this eternal walk to a damn nation Thank You Gunther. Thank you for putting us extinct points. What gunther can I ask you are into my games and stuff? To do board game design.
I thought I saw your bio. No, it's mainly You use a lot of game metaphors and toy metaphors when you describe your philosophy I have because life is like connect for right in the way drop coins and hope for success Okay, good now life is in many respects a lot like operation You hope to have the pain removed and yet the doctor of eventuality sets off your red nose I will not be accepting those as real between your fucking stupid between and I'm not no I will not no no don't be changes you want between it's just a jealous patty little This and then we'll move on to the game the reason why I'm instigating this rule today is because you never get anything for price of Shite and I'm always curating stuff and therefore I'm always gonna be a loss in the greater game No, that's not fair. That's not fair. You've done this in years Which we had a couple of weeks ago a couple of weeks before that I got you convinced we are sending it prove it People send it in usually no member the one with a projector as well that will shit So bad, so I'm just saying you just can't I'll be accepting these as between and I make the podcast and I'm the boss and they are so Welcome to capitalism my friend is a quid gambit in here.
Yes. No, it's no. No, I'll say that's no quid gambit Right by the credit sound effect in let's play the game Right, I have four items for you today four items that I got in a charity shop in I get them on no, I went to what I went to what for again Oh several charity shops and loads of what for this like seven a little bit of nuance here for the listener poor Are you gonna give me a price ceiling or a price window and I give you a window? It's between what price I'm going how much expense in a window format, please?
No, I tell you what the ceiling was 13 pounds altogether I spent 13 pounds the accumulated price of all these items in 13 pounds I don't want to give you a window because there's no point. I'll just give you the ceiling and that's the actual amount spent 30 Even a rust ceiling 30 finish ceiling. Yeah, it is the scenes chapel. It's not a glass ceiling.
No, I'm gonna bang my head on it No machine come on then how very embarrassing for you It's not embarrassing for me. I'm a funny guy Paul. I say stuff people are all the time I'm gonna get the thing out that you don't care for I'm just gonna get on with it because you're obviously It's gonna ramble on unless I get this game started Jack Daniels guy works at the Jack Daniels decisionery Remember he makes people at goose. He was called us something Remember goose you want to play the game?
Well, you talk about goose. I don't want to do this It's the one you're gonna hate the most and get out the way. Okay, because you know, I'm a sucker for this shit It's centricity mystery box. It's everybody He sends it to me and it's made by talking to the microphone You can see it's made by Marvin's magic.
Yeah, Marvin's magic always ends up in charity shops and various sizes of packs because they are It's fair to say sort of cut right magic toys. No, my magic's by large I think make good quality magic kits for kids and adults right the problem is I think the fundamental problem is selling magic and these kind of Things that they're like a Christmas gimmick you give them to someone they go They never really bother to learn it and it goes back into a charity shop Yes, we magic is one of those strange disciplines which to be any to do well at it at all you have to work for us Yes, really many many hours to a calm manipulation and all of that's going tricks or you know mentalism and then you could still be quite unsuccessful Because you've got no stage persona so it you have to be sort of like a stand-up comic or have some kind of stroke is I mean the formative skills as well. Do you know what I mean? I think I think it was Paul Daniels who said like Patro is like one of the most important parts of magic because that's part of the Misdirection, of course, you know, and it's true It's like it's often at the patter or the magicians point of view to distract you from what's really going on as he's doing it I'm saying I've always had a great deal of admiration for professional magicians because it's a certain type of you have to be technically brilliant Learn all the technical sides as well as the other before what's that phrase press the digitation all the carbon Manipulation is pressing the statement what they use for their fingers and hands right?
Yeah, so this is a magic set with tricks and bar games and things to win bets with it's one of those right So they're kind of widening it from like wanting to be a magician Yeah, sort of wanting to win bet. Yeah, this is basically for the guy at your office He does this every fucking other day anyway the office and this is to shut him up so he can learn about the boxport Yes, there's a CD in there no interest in No instruction book there is just a CD which I haven't watched yet But that tells you how to do the tricks and I can see here There's a mystery thumb yeah every second of the thumb and there's a little very cheap sort of hanky It looks it's weird. It's like neon yellow That just about fits in there probably fits in the thumb. Yeah, I've got the thumb is reasonably qualified These films about perspective so when you show like the end of your film you can see the big If I point my thumb at you, you barely see it because they're the hinge of the thumb for sure Was it yes, and so what you use you sent me a video you stacking the dice?
Yeah, I spent half an hour trying to learn how to do it and that's the reason why I picked this I have to say I was not that impressed with that. I don't give a fuck many many people were I just think because you didn't say hey look this I've learnt this or give it any sort of caption or anything So it felt really like I was in a bar and I was being forced to watch this To it you're gonna make me out in fact that is really what this is like isn't it week after week after week you make me out I love it in order for me say something funny I get full-tumescence when I do this every single week superlative decay my friends So there's a cave also these are funny these cards aren't very standard No, I mean I haven't looked at the set properly because I need to look at this to figure what they do But most of these are kind of like follow lady Con trick kind of call you gonna try some more of these yes I was saying they're doing on a cheap shot school. Yeah, you know I look forward to that cheap shots everybody is our little video series on YouTube fortnightly little videos a little bit of fun No real agenda just looking about for 20 minutes or so anyway That is your first item four items 13 pounds spent all together. Yeah, and I think overall considering what these items are I've done quite well price wise always do look for a bargain.
Yeah, I will give you a hint I will tell you with confidence that this is the most expensive item other for today I think I feel like four pound fifty it's the figure I'm getting you can change it later Just go put four pound fifty on the card Now for your anger noted item number two is He's home in other box. This looks like a piece of high-tech equipment. It says talking to the mic I'm sorry. I'm just looking down the manufacturer of this is Echembach and it says mobile x LED So it's some kind of I think what this is for all is a map what he's looking for I've lost the piece of paper already that I had two seconds ago.
I always do that I don't know where I've put it. I've literally moved no way I've got the floor I got it for all because a magnifying glass with a light on it Yeah, I don't know if it works because only got it the other day, but yeah Yeah, I mean there's a few things in your batteries and I don't have that's a quite neat item actually It's relatively bright, isn't it? Yeah, so you know if you're looking at a road map in the dark or something or you want to investigate something in detail And it's not quite the right light you can shine it down on it. Oh, yeah, is it effective?
It works Again, it's just a little magnifying glass with a little tiny LED light next to it. That's a nice thing It's a nice little thing that is not as much of the mystery box. No, no, no So we're looking at it. Okay, cool.
I think this isn't probably the three pound area It's in the environs of three pounds. It's sort of it's come to three pound town and it's sort of looking in seeing if there's a table About waiting for a little waitress. It's looked at him and gone. Oh, what's that?
Look? What was that? What's that look? You know it didn't feel like a come on it felt like it felt like an angry look felt invasive anyway I Feel like it's three pounds ball.
Okay. Well, let's just say three pounds for now. Okay now. No, I still think all right I wonder if that's adjustable though that way I don't think the turning of the class means anything.
I think that just where it sits in the frame sits in the frame That's all it is. Okay. All right next item is this mr. Silver very high-tech It is a techy.
It is actually having thought about that until now, but apart from the magic So it's cool but techie. Oh, the magic set had a little tech element in that the instructions were on a TV Well, we're all right. I'll give you that then they've all been in sort of boxes. So yeah, all four inboxes.
Yes, they are Including the fourth one. Yes, they're all boxes. So I don't think I've opened this one yet either as well This is built for better since 1912 rechargeable neck fan. Yeah, now we're here recording in London everybody Hello, and the season has turned the season is very much turned into a fucking gun to have something to say about that.
Yeah, what? Sometimes the rain Untwined. Yes, sometimes it blows through my consciousness cleaning out the cobwebs of the by depression. You like winter then Yeah, it is comforting in a depressing day the inevitability.
Oh god. Hey gun to so much I really do hate it of the season is a misery conflict blanket on feature. I can rely Over there good for yes, I lament. Oh now.
He's like that. He's lament. He's off to lament. He's off to lament.
Yeah. Anyway, what is it? This is a rechargeable neck fan. It's a kind of plastic collar you put around your neck and it blows air up your neck up around your neck and Now this is stupid actually a little readout on it.
Mr. Biffle got one of these and he said it works very well He was wearing it when we made the jutata series to yeah, but it's not something you'd want to sort of walk down the street in Because you feel like a nump to you maybe but if you're sitting on the transport public transport, yeah, you get away with that It's really hard. Yeah, I guess yeah, and it does make super hot. You wouldn't wear that I guess I would I guess I would I guess I would know where's the battery's gonna know if it's one of those things after you Are you just be charging?
Yeah, I'm charging because it turned on. It's only charging out. No, it's a micro USB actually That's even worse. That's the old school one shit.
Yeah, this is how many of this got any charge at all. I don't seem to The right way up where's the air coming? He's got it on his neck every one. It's working.
I don't know which way up it goes Oh, look it's got a readout. Yeah, no, it's got a little readout nine degrees. I don't know what that means Oh, yeah, it's quite nice isn't it? It blows all around.
Yeah, no you look like a percent you're like I'm sorry. Yeah, I can't hear you. I can't hear you. You also look like a grubby side on that though.
That's the thing Dickhead what dickhead What's that? How much is it? It's a bit noisy isn't it? How much is it?
What does it matter if you cool? Oh, what's it blow down my top? No, it's I think it sprays it up, don't it? Yeah, but you can put it both ways.
Yeah, yeah I know what's only that's not really charge You're doing anything on a hot day you benefit in a hot day, but I just got left and right on it So that little button there that level four. Oh, you went on the highest level one two three four five. I Think the proof of that. It's noisy, but it works.
I think our much 250 mint on cart right fine Like I'm gonna hang on to that and use it. I don't know maybe those little handheld ones a bit better But I got out of it. That's right. Yeah, but it's the point is with this is you well didn't take my own review this recently similar That was more much more fancy elaborate.
This is a cheap. No, it's literally like it chilled you had an AC thing in it This is just a fan very cheap version of this But you don't see these so they might haven't caught on no, you know You don't see people because it's pretty hot this summer I love it was on like swish and Temu and things like that course. Yeah, anyway, you said 250 of it down okay, final item is this it's another box this one's got a little window on it and this is a Again a device of sorts. Yeah chatterbox the talking radio.
Yeah, and the lips move as the yeah It's like it's a radio with a big pair of lips on and when you listen to it the lips go up and down This is my favorite item of the day, but also my also I want this I put look at the side Look at the side of the box. It's not just lips. You can get what else can you get you can get a pig or a frog? Yeah, the lips is the best one I think so you can pretend it's rolling stones much.
It's pretty cool Yeah, they actually looks like a little TV set doesn't it? It's yes the lips are coming out of a screen area pink plastic TV It's like a little mini pink plastic TV with lips coming out and does it work? I don't know I just turn it on that's off now So here we go radio scan I can't see that. Oh, we're gonna get in the volume up.
I wasn't about fucking Motion I put it on motion yet. Oh From that there you put the motion on the whole thing for itself It's when you put it on motion. It starts to crap out The lips are working though no Local Turkish or Kurdish No, the literally it's you know what you know, what's really crappy about wait, no It was almost doing it then what's it moving? Yeah, a little bit it's terrible thing.
I'm just gonna turn off this Doing my idea. It's terrible anyway doesn't work properly. That's what I chatter box lips on a telly radio Now, I think this is more like two pounds. So I'm gonna amp up I'm gonna say two pound two pounds two pounds for that all right and I'm gonna go back over to the first one please It's actually three box.
I'm gonna go up to five. I said magic set. Yeah, you want to say five The eccentric mystery box actually is what it's called. Okay.
I'm just put this one. I know it's yeah five Yeah, so you say five you said two fifty for the neck fan. Okay, that's okay And then what did I say for the what you keep him with that one saying is now what I say for the magnifying glass You said three pounds now. I would like to call the tower three pounds And then say two fifty for the neck thing the next thing you mean three pounds put that three pounds But then and also put the magnifying glass to two fifty magnifying glass to two fifty.
Yeah, and then I'm done Let's go through the scores right now Let's get into it. Here's the scores here. We go mother. Let's have fun So we started with the magic set the Marvin's magic say eccentric eccentric tricks tricks tricks eccentric Yes, mystery box with the dice that can think which is why I got it and you say Five pound yes the final cost was actually Four pounds so a whole quit out so a between for Paul.
They're not real between a real between for Paul can no way real between And real one twins a real between poor Inauthentic fake between for Paul Gannon a real very real between very very real between absolute pseudo Chamira over between next thing a what's a lesson? I go where land between what's the next thing I pulled out was at the The it was a magnifying magnifying glass. Okay, so you said that was two pound fifty again You were a whole quit out was three pounds fifty flat Another between for Paul not a real real very real between no one's mind a real between in many respects a very actual physical real thing That I hold in my hand the big and literally sends in touch and feeling on the stand is a schmearic Transurfing very much only an idea very very much in anywhere Fake point is that Eli really have a real say on the outcome of these games. I'm the arbiter of those He's sat to take a listen to this guys the evil like insert desk pot here.
Well done. Paul. I didn't pull pot was a despot In a toss pot that's what I'm all rhyming. That's all I've got.
Okay. Next one was a neck fan. You said that war You said three pound fuck and I'm sorry to say mate. It was three pounds.
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I was coughing That's what that's the expression I should have said when you were faster you went well goblin boat Go on then you take over I've gone goblins. I need to calm down and eat a hydrate. Hello everybody time for Silverman's platters I collect vinyl records and we've covered a lot of comedy TV tie-in novelty that type of thing and we have two very different discs for you today Paul let's start with the really depressing terrible hack ballad for a charity one. Yes, this is a track called better believe it It was released allegedly for Jordan and need and it's sung by East End of Stars Sid Owen and Patsy Palmer unfortunately it sounds like this I And was at the height of the Ricky and Bianca storylines They were quite big stars, won't they?
Well, let's just put it to context So in the UK if you don't know there was a long-running sitcom set in the East End of London called East Enders and during the 90s Two of the characters were played by Patsy Palmer and Sid Owen it was Ricky and Bianca Bianca, right? Okay, and it's on point. They are like off again on again I go sort of romance baby. They were sort of like trying to be the equivalent of Ricky Kylie Minogue and Jason Dot like Charlie isn't Charlie And what's his name?
Charlie and Doug or something Scottie? Scottie's got Charlie see here's the thing when they got married that song was amazing even though it was a horrible part of amazing songs suddenly With me He didn't sing that though. It was something like I called dangerous Sid or something. Yeah dangerous Johnson It's not like that it's what's he called Nathan dangerous reckless Allen or something?
No, it was anyways Let's talk about this better believe it now first things first It needs to be said this was a track to raise money for children in need right and it uses the expression children in need in the In the area, but it's not an official BBC thing. This is not an official BBC children in need record It's an independent by a company called listen to this time just think yeah music industry. They're called Trinity direct marketing Yes, and so basically that to me feels like they went out proper sort of record company No, it says here 50% of the net profits from the sale of this record We will be donated to benefit the BBC children need appeal So where do the rest of the profits go? It's all the profits go probably because it was made by the BBC and it's been made independently they have to go through production Yeah, but covering your cost isn't profit profits is extra but only 50% of that is good.
You see what I mean? Oh, so you mean so yeah net profit you're right. Okay, so then well then who knows? I mean I know nothing went to chill Basically, I can't find anything on like it is to say it's a generic terrible hack song With no artistic merit really at all would be an overstatement of the quality of that song.
It really is Can I just say though? You're right. I'm not disagreeing. They can't sing.
No, no, no, no. I'm gonna say this I think they can sing they have they went to theater school They've been through but they have a theater singing voice. That's exactly what I was gonna say They don't have any voice of their own they have that that stage school singing voice that perfectly good I mean, it's trained in a way, but what there's no real identity to it You're right there's a pop the other thing is that you always here on these kind of records Yeah, actors doing a bit is they buried their vocal the productions terrible to begin with but they've buried it haven't they and The laziness of putting the acapella version well the B site is called karaoke mix Sorry, sorry, there's the thing maybe it's missing from this but there's no fucking lyrics to the song on this So how would you know what the fuck would you know and it's sort of both lazy and presumptuous because you're like saying Oh, this is gonna be such a hit people gonna want to do it karaoke Well, it's because not no one wants to do this karaoke It's because there's there's a thing isn't it like to raise money for charity The song has to be well-meaning and passionate and like a ballad and has to you know get everyone in solidarity like it to heal the world Kind of thing right yes the problem is after a while. I think that loses that it's power because everything sounds the same much I mean look it's hard to really fault the the gesture behind it what interesting is the lyrics They say to you will help the children and then they say something like and then we might never do it this year Everybody and we might have to do it again We might never have to do it again Which strikes me strange like we know that it's tiresome to have to give to charity and help children if you give money I won't fucking release this again next year.
It seems to be a threat like come on. Well last time Let's make this last push it's the band-aid thing isn't it? It's that whole sense of a great big epic song well meaning up its own arse a little bit to some extent with the earners This is their request yeah, but it's funny to put the message in of sort of you We won't have to do this again as if it's acknowledging that it's a pain in the eyes for everyone We thought it was money, you know It's like itself can have that same off it is very knocked off It's it's got terrible sorts of cliched songwriting little bits like it does the thing where it goes up an octave Yeah, and other things you know just two tiresome to mention Paul I didn't see when they were writing it they thought this is textbook. This is exactly what's books I know I think anyone put a hundred percent into this anyone involved with it design I just want to read two things out to close it up to me two things out right on the back of this There's a picture of a man and you can see him there right you can see the other man who see well let me read and find out Someone wrote this on the picture of that man It says a very special thanks to the man they call a member who provided the song the relief and the vibrations big up your chest Which is an expression from dance music of the time Call a hardcore big up your chest was sort of like a call to dance You know where this was mixed the soul to soul studios in London And then that's what we want last thing out and then we can decide if it's valid or not this It says at the end after all they're written by produced by thanks to it says this We especially thank you for buying this record and making this happen and last but not least praise the Lord Okay, I don't wait.
I mean why would you put that on to say praise the Lord? It seems a weird thing to slap on in a kind of faith unnecessary favor there Yeah, it's the only bit of faith coding there because you don't want it to be you want it to be a secular charity Don't you go to me again, but there's no sign of pugsies there No, nothing on there at all It's just those two cons on the front and a plain white thing with a shitty text box on the top that says better believe it What looks like a cowboy right you would love a behind it now doesn't really make sense images on our website the chief Shut up you cake, but it reminds me of time when they were actually like really popular and like people do tabloid stories about them Yeah, and we seem to be completely past that era where sort of there's a you know There's a big soap opera that soap opera seems to have receded somewhat well They all let's pop though because viewing figures and TV habits have changed right I get that But it's almost like all of these categories are going down Aren't they like sitcoms aren't as big as they used to be soap operas aren't as big as they used to be the only things that seem to Have survived like game shows pretty much in reality TV Oh chat chat shows aren't big evening those big three more ones still very popular Okay, and they have a huge online presence as well which helps them consider be worldwide So okay, look at the end of these segments we go is a platter which means we like it or is it splatter which means getting the bin And I think we know what we're gonna say here. It's a double splatter Unfortunately, this is one of those build up over the course of a few hours you finally get to the toilet You drop your pants and there's a full-on shotgun blast of shot into the bowl Choco shotgun yeah, hobo with a choco shotgun is a punched angel delight of muck. This is an absolute wood chipper with an angel delight supply Yeah, this this is this is an absolute Large fan with lots of mud bin thrown at it's splats splats splat Oh, it is the combined wreck of a hundred rhinos scattering and flicking this shit across the faces Oh, you're thinking of a hippo.
Yeah, what's that thing they do with the tail and they muck spreading muck spreading This is a full muck spread of a single it's very poor yeah, and the Getting a platter the no you know the cheapness of the of just sticking the instrumental version on the flip and then going It's a very ugly actually like a lot of things are so nice is like that big up your chest thing Yeah, so 90s and the karaoke I think was at its sort of most popular point mid 90s in Britain as well Yeah, it was sort of anyway splatter away. It's out the way. It's terrible. We're gonna go to our next track now now Which side are we doing?
I think we should talk about both all right well Then let's talk about both but the a side I think is the main thing is the a side this go mania Yeah, all right well then this case in this case in that case in that case in what case in what case in what case it is This is Joe text Joe text Joe text message Joe's text Joe msm and his disco mania track I want to just say something because I'm thinking ahead I edit this I'm probably gonna take the middle of it when it finally kicks into being disco because the first minute is basically like a gospel kind of it's Now that's what yes, but that is Joe text is very famous and influential Give us a context of who jokes is Southern soul singer so he was coming up with people like Solomon Burke, you know Solomon Burke famous for Here's the thing pretend the listen to know not me so I'm not listening to you right now You would know Solomon Burke because he did everybody needs somebody which is that song from the blues brothers Yeah, he did the original of it Solomon Burke was a really enterprise only died a couple of years ago But he was he did that and other classics of the southern soul and Joe text was around at the same time So don't but used to be very I think he was a reverend at one point like so many of these early That's what you say about the pulpit think Joe text must have come up through the church He's got that style well They almost called signifying but Joe text was known for his spoken word bits in in his songs So that's what he's been doing his whole career well I will say this because a lot of Wikipedia yeah, it did say when he was a kid He played baritone saxophone at the high school band and at the same time sang in a local Pentecostal church choir Yeah crazy the work load the work ethic of these salt singers because obviously they were in the chicken in America as well Not able to perform to white audiences or you know, yeah, like the whole segregation thing and he spanned several decades Going up like so many American soul singers trying to get into the disc I think he often had funny bits in his songs like people will know him from the song used by Tarantino And he has another song called you said a bad word yes, if you know about that the lyrics are literally he's a school girl I think is say a bad word and then he co-workers her to have sex with him by threatening to tell his mom that she said a bad word Which is just really isn't it is there a funny tune is there a sense of like tongue in cheek? Absolutely, okay, it's like a same tone on that is it's funny sort of it's also from the tradition of signifying Yeah, well the black American signifying he's got more on the What he says is he had success in the 60s because originally what happened was he got his first break by winning a Telecomposition in New York most of the morning and then a label tried to sign him and it's no go finish your school first And then get on with it, which is kind of what happened He's classed in this as a he has a mix of southern soul with funk country gospel remember blues involved in his music Absolutely, so when he first started off that sort of the rock and roll era That was much more river and blues years active 55 to 82 40 years or so I think disco he had I ain't gonna bump with no big leg woman. I'm gonna bump no more with no big fat woman What you have is empty seven it says so that is his disco era hit yeah because it has a sort of novelty vibe doesn't it sort of But his first hit set it says here is hold what you've got yeah, that's like more than 64 That is like a straight up southern soul ballad. Yeah, and we listen to one today Didn't we well that's why we talk about Joe texts was when I was looking for that last track better believe it online There was nothing and then instead I got Joe texts better believe it was like oh yeah, which is great So he's he's a legitimately great salting I'd say and but yeah, it's very much but soul and country very close as genres You know in terms of the song structure and stuff, but was he constantly successful was he more always chasing trends?
I think he was chasing trends because yes He like it says there's all these genres So he starts off an R&B when the soul thing happens in the 60s and then funk in the early late 60s Early 70s and then disco I think disco is what finished it off because he died in 82 A lot of people died in the great disco, but some people managed to make the transition for example Someone like Diana Ross some of her greatest stuff is in the disco period helps when your songs are written by the greatest disco for people Of the time, which is the Bee Gees, right? I mean no you like them all know most of the songs weren't written by the Bee Gees in the 80s Yeah, but that's not the two-guys. Oh, no, I'm talking about songs like I'm coming out I'm sorry down that's disco though. That's the disco.
That's the disco. Yeah, yeah And she's got several others the boss is one of the let's know disco Diana Ross ones from that period people I'm trying to think James Brown another person who didn't manage to get into the disco. Yeah, but some people did get into the disco thing For example some people had their most success people like Candy Satan You know Candy State and who did young hearts run for it. Yeah, yeah, and other great disco things She also sang sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air.
You know that one. Yeah, which Florence the machine covered huge track Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Here's the thing that says in the 70s. He retired right music But then got back into it following the death of a chap called Elijah Oh, I'm at it 1975 and then released a bunch of like R&B.
Why doesn't really say I mean I could go into detail But doesn't really say at this point. He had a rivalry with James Brown. Yes the feud between texts and fellow label mate James Brown allegedly originated sometime in the mid-1950s. They were both on King then King record, yeah Brown reportedly called out text for a battle during a dance at a local Duke joins Yeah, James Brown was obsessed with his status That's why I was a godfather of soul and he actually Solomon Burke was known as the King of rock and soul, right?
Yeah, and at gig that they were doing together James Brown was like I'll pay you this a thousand dollars or something I'm gonna be the king literally yeah, he wasn't he was a nasty piece of work in that way. Wow. He died quite young though It's only forty six forty seven amazing in 82. He was found at the bottom of swing pool and his home Oh terrible.
He said it was a heart attack imagine how much he packed into that life I'm right all over the city was when he died and straddle all those genres as well because here's the other one here's the thing So this is going to be I was like early they kind of takes a while to go. He's trying to say what does he say he does mention? So he sort of we have to go on that week, but he mentions the BG's doesn't he and he mentions Roger Dewitt's do you think I'm sexy? We interrupt this podcast for an update a little addendum mid episode addendum the record that we're discussing Joe Texas what we were referring to is disco mania mania.
It's not mania. It's called disco mania as in pneumonia Why is that then because he's playing the character of someone who's got the disco bug so to speak and but also it's a reference We're talking about his wide-ranging career going from the R&B days a lot of records in the R&B rock and roll era that referred to someone getting a fever Well fever that's a that no fever itself, you know fever that was an R&B tune by little He's that wasn't R&B tune to start with but also there's a lot of songs called the rocking pneumonia and the boogie Willy flu for example So it's a call back to that kind of novelty rock and roll record disco mania as in rocking pneumonia the boogie boogie flu and we just We failed to mention it Boogie, but it acts okay Souths are outside Anyway Just let everyone know we're about to go for the fourth episode of nightbusting our spinoff podcast just for patrons We're about to go out and do that now the 123 over all the way in back here So anyway, we're gonna leave you back now to the original broadcast of the podcast that was recorded earlier today. Thank you very much. Bye.
Bye He's like saying he's being overwhelmed by disco. You got the disco thing. You didn't like disco now He's well into disco and he's getting down. It's fine It's just doesn't seem like a song you would release as an a side It's just like it's just a lot of radio play.
It's meant to be funny, isn't it? Yeah, but it makes it more novelty It's not a little too. It's a terrible genre. It is the B side though.
That got me excited I just want to get straight into it. It's called fat people. That's a bit like this So has he lost his mind at this point in his career because I want to get this straight right now. I fucking love this track I genuinely love it It's very much in the mold of like is other tracks which have that kind of lyrical problematic But a sort of narrative a sort of joke structure like you said a bad word.
Yes, there's a sort of story It's like you said a bad word. I'm gonna tell you my own creepy the mat track considerably It's less creepy but also problematic because it's kind of fact-shaming or it's not though It's weird it's a song that's saying you're missing out by not letting of but not getting as much out of the quote-unquote fat person Yes, you can they move on the dance floor real well mentioned a particular lady who's fat and says she's very light on her feet Yes, and basically he's saying you're missing out this more bounce for the ounce Which is funny because that expression is very famous name of a track by zap which is a pea funk sort of yeah Oh, oh, oh, oh check that out everyone if you like the apps more bouncer the ounce like the ancestor of this is like a big But yeah, it's that same round you should do that Yeah, you know I like them fat like a proud big and proud big leg women and right to big sort of I mean the title is awful cuz calling it fat people sound it kind of sounds more like you're calling them out more though Yeah, the song is celebrate very much celebrating and you but it's almost like grubby celebrates You don't remind me of in my me like a chef track from South Park. Yeah, it's got that same kind of chocolate salty balls vibe Absolutely fucking funky track and I would dance to this yeah the music on the on the a side disco mania is very generic disco It's the other one more cushion for pushing or something like that It was like loads of it was like a second you could fucking have a lot of fun riding on the back of something fucking sexy like yes It's a fucking wet part anyway, and it's on the TK disco label. Yeah, which is a Florida thing So he must have been shopping it around somewhat.
I think it's not a huge label But just feels like he's made us two songs either give all take it quite good right, but they're not something You'd expect airplay no because they they fall in between they're kind of quite funky or whatever but stupid But not had that novelty so it's hard to be playing the club necessary on the radio you wouldn't get away with this go main Because the first minute is just him basically doing the whole pasta thing. Yeah, yeah the whole which is good at yeah No, it's really good and it's really good and the music written what the point is is like it takes so long for the Discopated kick in it's like it on radio. Yeah, that bit and you would and you wouldn't play it in the club as well I'm gonna lose context. It's weird.
He's trying to find something that works, but there's yes for those reasons It's never gonna work to hit feels like it's an a side because the title is this go main and that itself seems like the selling Wrong a side but again fat people should have been the a side I would have called it you know like big love or something I think it's because he had the hit didn't he with a gunna bump with no big leg woman no more yeah that would have been a few years before this right So replicate that with the subject Joe we need more songs about over a way. Yeah, you can really get a groove on the disco floor. So poor Joe Texas Joe Texas which song we both would say the whole disc is the whole disc for you both sides We're judging to be judged both sides of the other we think about it is it a platter splatter It's a platter for me and for me. We often agree and I just think it's kind of joyful this song in many respects He's clark he was a class act and he just amazes me that he was 47 when he died And again how much the change of music it's kind of weird to have that short a life But see that much change in music.
It's incredible isn't it? But that's what the middle of the 20th century was like the rate of change cultural change and things going on was just so cute It's has and tastes changed so quickly was crazy Just think about like like end of the 60s to the beginning of the 80s and like you've got like I know this go in punk And all these things huge genres coming through and death metal and all the beginning of the 21st century to now Cold-play to Lady Gaga mean right yeah, cultural stasis is what's happened Yeah, it just isn't moving in the same way and it's down to technology and just everything but you think about it It didn't move that fast like from 18 to 18 to 1840 either No Was the anomaly in terms of how fast Change and then that changes how you make music and how you find sounds it's like technology's still changing now It is but I think the problem is you could argue this too very broad problems One is there is less risk involved than bring out new music whatever tends to grow is viable right so when something breaks through It tends to be a viral hit first rather than a cultural cultural change of music The other thing is the people making it are probably just working within whatever tools that they've got and they've stagnated because you know No one's gonna suddenly invent a move yes But also changes I also think on a wider level when the smartphones come out in the Internet access of that yeah You've suddenly got access to everything and everything just falls into one big and it kind of devalues everything Yeah, it's easy to make music but much harder to avoid within it and hard to make any money Look think about a lot to be a professional because you can't sustain yourself through it You know I get tricky because we talk about this a little while ago It's like the death of music man that thing you watch but it's like there's also the democracy of making music is better for people because The tools can be cheap to make songs however the point I was wanted to end on was like you see all these apps now It's like make a pop song with AI put the title in your genre and I think and then we went for you And it's like yeah great, but then all you're making is Spotify dark music Yeah, it's churned out and it's like no what changes music what makes music is those individual voices that do something that you need to them And connect with others. It's a funny time because what's gonna happen? What's gonna happen?
What's gonna happen? What's gonna happen with all that hopefully will be dead by then by when the event horizon of culture collapses upon itself like Ziplocole of imagination only outstanding remnants of the originality Masticating you tick tock could you just go over there for pennies? Could you get over there? I'm understanding eventually listening to me describes a script that we almost play from eventually words will mean nothing I bet this is our worst music was listening to them No, that wittering is gonna make people stop this They ever fuck is for fun.
Fuck another episode. Go listen to them. I'm playing for a little girl Can you can you can't do you please let track what out please cuz it's this is his thing is it gone to go over there? What is this little hole in here for no, that's not for you.
It seems because it's a fight to fight going I'm not gonna let you wank into there. Oh, what is this? Where's the button? I'll go over there.
Press the button Activate tree Track what please? Okay, track what should be right now Bye everyone this segment's over. I can't fucking help my jackpot. Thanks for coming in.
Thank you By he's off now to clean off because they're going to the wank below roof You go went gone for an existential wank right so I'm laughing any characters you did that is some of the worst work You've ever done that I like I'm gonna bring him back everything really I don't like him really I can see the the shruggy self-loathing Yeah, it's not just standing up barking and hopping on my back feet is it? We'll hop you think you did when you got up and then you swear blah blah blah blah. It's all your character just sound machines, aren't they sound machine Mmm. Goodbye everyone.
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Hello. Thanks for listening. I'm literally I've got no energy I just want to let me do something go on. Go on do Johnny existential whatever his name is Johnny philosophy on Do Johnny philosopher get him in go on then press and stop you Do it I'm not doing it.
I'm not working under these conditions I know about characterisation that kind of a shit. No, he wasn't he was right. He was right right in if you like Gansa everyone On a letter with a quill go on do Johnny you Monica great the best cat you've ever done Fucking hell if that was the option. I just suffocate the bastard now, right?
Okay, everyone that's another point to end on isn't it? What losing it losing it This cheap show My silver man I do a radio show on Soho radio every two weeks on a Sunday from two to four and it's called the house of pickles sound show So if you're into funk disco boogie and psychedelic rock that kind of thing You can listen and also on mix clouds just type that in as a search term the house of pickle sound show and they all come up Which is good because they must have improved their search engine on mix cloud by everyone. I'm Paul Ganon Very much this week and we're now gonna go and record night Boston. I'm gonna do night busing doing that tonight and Now Paul don't have an anxiety attack when we do night busing.
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