Ooh, it's Halloween-ish almost. It's the month. It's the spooky season. Eli.
It's the spooky season, Paul. I'm here to be with you in this time of spookiness. It's not quite Halloween, but doing doing doing do-ing do-ing do-ing dog. The Jews vampire Jews.
But you the new season. I've glistened up the petals with a pebbles with a dual devil. Anyway, the point is, is that it's basically the spooky season. Hello, guys.
So we thought we'd do a little spooky house of pickles, spooky, spooky show today. They'll say, hey, hey, hey. I've got something. I've got something.
Eli, I've got something. I've got something. I have to say, I'm backing out now. Why?
I don't like what I've done. I said velvet and stuff, and you wouldn't go with me. Because I want to show you this cool thing. I'm up for a cool thing.
Is it a spooky thing? Yeah. It's going to set the mood. Can I just say everyone?
Just before you show the mood. Captain's impatient and Captain wants to make it spooky. I just want to say, go on. My hair is on one today, isn't it?
Pass you an upload and throw it at. Wow. Crazy hairy lie today. It goes with the Halloween theme.
It looks like one of those scary granny and some online video game. I really do. Well done. Now, set my time point.
I'm going to make it spooky. I've got this chalice. Your glass chalice. That was a charity shop.
I've got water in it, right? Watch this. This is what this is the thing. Watch this.
He's plugging. Oh, this looks dangerous. He's plugging into a charge pack. Some kind of unit.
And it's smoking. It's a little dry ice machine. It's a little fog machine. Oh, that is looking to make anything go in all that is a massive glue.
That is cool, Paul. Isn't it? To make the goblet of fizzle and a bizzle and fog? That is so cool.
I got that for £8 at Flying Tiger. You can put it in a little plastic cauldron, but I forgot to buy the cauldron. Honestly, a lot of your gizmos failed to move me. So, now we've got a little spooky chalice going on.
It's done. Now I'm feeling spooky, Paul. No, I'm going to give you the willies. I'm going to give you the willies.
As in what? Are you going to try and? It's a family down the road. It's a family down the road.
Will you seduce me into? What? Having sex with me. It's the family called to Willies.
No, it's the family called to Willies down the road. I'm going to give you the Willies, but that's Arthur Willy, Margaret Willy, and their kids. Don't mention their kids. Don and James.
willy, Johnny Willy's got to come over. Give me the Willies. No, James Willy, owe me money. Does it?
Yeah. Does it? For what? We eat.
It's Willie Weed. James Willie's Weed is whack. Anyway, welcome to Flooky Cheapshows. Flooky Cheapshows, mate.
Cheapshows. Welcome to what go on? I know it's Sweet Jo, but we should say the live show we did. We did it a couple of days ago, didn't we?
Saturday, Sunday, Monday. It was a wonderful live show and you'll be listening to that next week on Next Week's Cheapshows episode. Live show is next week. That's right.
A publication of which? Next week coming out and thank you everyone who came. Oh, if you were listening to Future a little while ago it came out. Thank you to all the Cheapskates I chatted to in the bar area afterwards.
And thank you so much. I too many to name for the free drinks. Everybody bought me a gin and tonic. Which was my one of choice.
Yes. My drink of choice, not one of choice. G-A-T. A gin and tea and I had about seven.
Well, thank you for getting my co-host drunk. And then I've watched it around Balum. Well, drunken. It's basically drunken round.
I've been with me. Oh, OK. Yes. So thank you for everyone who came out to the live show.
It was a lot of fun. There's a video of that as well. That'll go up at the same time as the audio version of the podcast. I think my patrons get that video early as well depending on how long it takes it.
And it's over that. Wow. Wonderful. Lovely.
Great show. And if you missed out, you won't miss out for long. You'll listen to it next week and you'll go, caught by me. What a load of fun that sounded.
And just watch for the what? Watch for the what? No, nothing. Oh, OK.
I thought you were going to apologize for what you didn't. You should cut this. You should cut this. Right.
When I said, what? Just when I said, and watch out for... You mean, because I literally had nothing, Paul. I was just doing a mouth thing.
You know about that. When your mouth just goes off. You do it all the time. You're on that show warning.
You're on that show warning. What do you mean, you're on that show warning? Well, I'm walking on that show because they're not. You can't say not in a nutshell today.
All right. I can't say. You've got long story shorts. Well, either of those.
Both of which are fingled, fingled me a little whole. They're not necessarily the most... No, but I fall into traps. Vocal traps.
They're all, but you use them as... I saw this term the other day. I saw this term. They're called...
They're called thoughts terminating clichés. Thoughts. Oh, yeah. No, that sounds about apt.
It is what it is. It's the big one. And let's agree to disagree. No, I'm just saying.
But you use... Well, it's a long story short. In a nutshell, I'm not interested. I'm quite my answer in that show.
You think about it. It's got a good scrape and scoop built in naturally. What are we doing? That is good.
Physics talk. Nut shell, bum wipe. I'm off to LA next week. No, he's not.
He's not even going to escape. He's escaped in his mind. I'm having a... I'm trying to terminate this conversation to move on to another.
I'm looking forward to it. Oh, I should... I'm going to go out there and get some stuff in the podcast and come back with it. Great.
I'm having a holiday for me. First one of the ages. That is absolutely... I'm having a business this year.
Not doing any podcast out there. No, I'm just going to have some fun. Paul, am I just going to give everyone an update? Yes, sorry.
Over to you, Mr Silverman, for this important update following the events of episodes four, six last week. Go on. We ate some snacks along the way, Paul. As is our wind and our warping our wefts.
On a walkabout, we have our own wind. We have a wind sees on the walkabout. We weave in to the warp and the weft of the webisodes. And you know, can get off of this.
You don't mind. I know why I'm getting well into a iteration. Well into it. That's your own thought terminating, whatever it is you said.
And I made a big deal of one snack I bought called the Mathery. The bomb they mixy, texturally kind of. We both liked them. Yeah, it was a bit plain.
But we were hoping, I was hoping there was actual pickle of the Indian variety. You know, mango and lime or mixed veg ones. Yeah, a mixed veg pickle. Mango.
Right. I got the gannet got involved. You know, like mango. I'm thinking well into that.
Can you get apple chutney? You can get apple chutney, but it's not a pickle. I haven't seen a pickle dapple. Fair enough.
They pickle lettuce in China as well. Anyway, I love pickles. I love talking about pickles. No, really.
That's new information, isn't it? And we rely on shock station with pickle admittance. Although we like this, there was a pickle missing. Yes, there was a pickle element missing.
And I was just looking at them today because I don't want to waste them. They're all very good. No. And you know what's nestling?
I see nestling, but it's wicks the brown mathery cookies in there. Why? What did you find a nestle in the nest? Only a little potlots.
Oh, fucking pickle. You meant to dip them in. Mixed veg pickle, it says there. It looks like one of those little jam pots to get out of the hotel.
Yes, it looks exactly like that. This one's got fucking pickle in there. So that's meant to have been at the time we even said, oh, I wish we could dip something in these. You said that, Paul, you're very prescient.
Three sions. You knew something was up. We both did. But in our defence, that part of the walk was listen grove.
We just crossed listen grove. And it was dark. It was very dark. I ended up bombing around on a bus.
I'm going on a pond. You know, going around on buses. All right. After the recording.
Yeah. And I ended up on a bus going up listen grove where we just been a few hours earlier. Weirdly. I was circulating.
Anyway, you ready to have a fine ready for this? Oh, we're going to actually pay dividends to this. Okay. You don't have to.
I would like to. Okay. Before we get into the spooky parts. I'm peeling back.
It has that very lemony sort of smell. Oh, the wind. The wind is up. Just give me a bit of spooky.
There's a bit of spooky. That's good. Slither. It's not with him.
Roy J. No one likes Roy J. No. He's a dick-getter-outer.
I love that video clip of him on Pebble and Mil-tran-Sing. That song. He's got the boos sweats. Yeah.
And the way he starts off all, like, I'm taking American. And then by the end he's like, oh, he's not enough stage to do any choreography. So he just shuffles forwards and backwards on a tiny set. And then a little woman pops up from the side to do.
Oh, that was hilarious. That is hilarious. I've got a link on her webpage for that. Could they talk in great?
Ah, she's doing nothing at all. Anyway, spook down the road or something. The fox got off. Do we have a little Niff there on this?
This is the veg pickle that came with the Microsoft thing. Pickle inside and all. They weren't lying. They were the type of pickle inside the packet.
Pickle in the packet. He's dumped it in there. There we go. Just a little bit.
In I go. I'm going to do the same. Oh. It's got some bite.
Yeah. That's good. It completes it. I'm going to do it.
I'm going to chow down on that later. Good stuff. Right. We'll get on with again.
It's spooky, right? We've got spooky stuff coming up on the show. We're going to eat some spooky things. And then we've got a spooky item which we're bringing back.
Could be found out some new information about the spooky item. Isn't that right? We won't go into it now. We've got an update on an old favourite item which we found.
There was quite the spook factor. I'll be bringing you all the facts about that. The spook factor facts. Max factor.
Max factor. Spook factor. Fack this. All right.
Well, you've calmed down now. Shoo. Calm down. Hey.
We're going to talk about that. We're going to do some spook. Yes. Let's get right into that now.
Here we go. Let's get spooky. The chalice is still bubbling with the... I was going to ask for it.
I don't want to be the fun warden or the party sergeant. Yeah. Or the, you know, the good time general. I love lists these days.
You think of an odd one. The groove referee. The groove referee. Yes.
There we go. It's the most creative we've been in several years. The groove referee. That's really the tragic.
That's true. I don't want to be a bummer. But the dry ice, the dry ice, the dry ice, the green. The dry ice, the green.
The dry ice machine thing. The dry ice machine thing. As impressive as it is, I'm worried. Because it needs...
Yeah, to put this to a little battery bank. Yeah, but it's not generating... It's using the water to generate the CO2. It's just how it works.
It just does. What I'm saying is it's not going to... What? It's not going to blow up.
It's designed for this. It's just steaming. Is it steaming the water? No, it's not heating at all.
It's cold. It's cold mist. I want to see the instructions. I mean, I don't have to go online because they didn't have any in the box.
I have to look it up online. But effectively, it's fine to be like that for hours. Okay. You know.
It's like an ornament. It's like a light face. Yeah, or I get a shot of it. Bubble, bubble, toilet, trouble.
Yeah, we've got a nice spooky... I just filmed it. We'll put up our website. Look at that.
It's fucking great. It's even better on camera. It's right next to your piss pot soon. Nice.
In it. Piss pot and fog. Okay. Cool.
I'll turn that up later. It's the spooky season, Mr Silverman. So let's eat some spooky things. Hey, I'll tell you what...
Do you want to... What's wrong with you? I'm trying to say... I had a tiring weekend.
So did I. I know you did. We're both running. I'll die now.
I'm fucking joyless. I'm not. I'm not a full of mirth. No, you're going mad at me.
You're having a fucking weekly mental breakdown. I just happened to record. Alright, what's going on in the show? Mate, we talked about this.
We're doing some spooky food. Whoa! Right, okay. Right, we're going to start with this.
Right, because we got to... We can wash it down with the rest of it then, you see. Yes, but I think we need ice for that. Alright, we can take a break before we get to that.
I need you to do this bit first. I'll get giant ice cubes. Alright. And then giant ice cubes.
Yeah, you get giant haystacks. Giant ice cubes. You see that as a match up. You want to see giant haystacks for dead fat man.
First giant. Rettler big giant ice cubes in a wrestling ring. Well, and what possible entertainment could come from watching a fat man rettler giant ice cube, which is the single most ridiculous thing you've stated. I don't need to explain further.
You said it. Well, you could do it. If he had a really hot body temperature, so when he hooked the ice, he's melting his fat thumb into it and making imprints. Yeah, well.
So he could step back and look. There's a bear hug for. Yeah. This is known as a hot tug.
Well, all our own stators, this is the single worst idea you've ever had in the podcast. Why? Because it's a marketing entity. I mean, I presume they're doing it because it is Halloween and they can advertise it with the monster hand and everything.
Yes. But they've been trying. Even says, scary. Good on the label.
They've been trying to make pickled onion flavor monster munch a flavor of thing that goes beyond the product line that they were birthed in. Just like what famous thing that had a movie made of it recently? Uhh. Faming hot.
Oh, that's the flaming hot cheeto. They've taken the flaming hot flavor and applied it to as much as they can, including sources. And don't you think that that's what they're trying to make the pickled onion monster munch of thing, like a free floating sort of fake flavor profile? Ah.
It's cooked everywhere. That is what's happening with this. This just seems like a gimmick for Halloween to sell some unfortunately flavored muck. I don't know.
I think as a combination of flavors for me that is going to work a sort of tartar, oniony mayo. Have a huff. I'm screwing it. And have a huff.
I've taken the little sticky bit off. Do you know what I mean about how these flavor profiles are sort of like a free floating thing? I get it. I get it necessarily.
And that's definitely after the cheetos red hot muck. Oh. It's no real different than like Oreo and Coca-Cola teaming up. It's the same kind of vibe.
The unusual nature of it is the marketing point. Woo. Yes. Yes.
That's not going to last. That's not going to last. That's not going to be on the shelves all year round. This is just going to be a flash in the pan gimmick and that's it.
I've just remembered the other monster munch thing I've seen recently. They're bringing sweet and chill. Giant. Giant.
No. They used to be big. And then they made them small and then they could bring it back. Now, giant are just the old ones.
They did have giant watchsticks recently. Yeah. Which are just watchsticks the same size as they were. They just work big.
By the way. I think there's something about the cake. No, because here's the reason why. The original shape of watch it works because the balance of the flavor and the texture and quantity of the menu.
The mains or whatever. It works. The bigger the puff thing is, the less cheesy flavor around it offsets it. Too many people are not enough surface.
Is that what you're saying? Yeah. So you end up tasting more of the maze than the monster. Very good point.
Very good point. The ratio is off. It's a clear point. But I come back with a counterpoint which is you remember those ones that you get in America hers and we have the Carolina Reaper one.
Yeah, much larger. Don't you suffer from the same problem there? No, because they have a much more powerful flavor profile. I mean they're really looking for lots.
So they overwhelm the maze. You know? Just like it's heat. It's like the guy went against the Minotaur did.
What? Overcave the maze. What's he called? What's he called?
I can't remember who he is. Theses. Theses and the Minotaur maybe. Right.
But it was a panel maze. Anyway. Shall we get? I wrote a long essay about that actual piece of Greek mythology.
Well, it's Mike Theses anyway. I'm the detective. No! Get to my fine for the light today.
Fucking good. That's the obvious. That's the obvious. It's all right.
That is no. That's the obvious. I want to roll. I keep it.
I keep it. I keep it. I keep it. It's ooky.
That is a very strong smell of that. Very recognizable pickled onion flavor for Crisp in this country. Yeah. Mayo itself doesn't have a very strong odor.
It's not really. Eggy. It's slightly eggy. People think of mayonnaise because of the color and the way it's been marketed as being a egg product.
Yeah. But that is not actually the case. Most of what is in mayonnaise is vegetable oil. It's gross.
When you think about mayo too much. It's just egg yolk or something. It's way down the ingredient list. Yeah.
It's not mainly made of egg. No. If you're going to make a fresh mayonnaise in a restaurant, then it'll be more eggy than what this mass produced of. True.
But the more you think about what mayonnaise is made out of, the less you want to have it. actually have it. It kind of puts you off it. I love mayonnaise.
It's not too much about what's in it. We have no way of tasting this. Mathery. No, but there's mathery going to interfere with it.
I'm going to just put some on my finger. All right. Then I'm not going to do that. I'm going to do a mathery.
Look at off some mathery. Yeah. I'm going to hand you the mathery. No.
I'll do it. You say that's fine. Just be careful. Do it over the floor because it's going to squirt too much out of one.
See? Look at that little bit. You do it gentle squeeze. It's not too much.
Right. So yeah, on the nose it is very, very pickily onion. Okay. So that's how I may give my notes first here.
That's very close to a salad cream. If you know about that point. No, you're right. There were notes in there.
Because a salad cream is addressing or was originally and had much. If the onion, sort of farty onion, sort of backwash that you're getting, isn't it? I can't even. I don't think onion and like egg as a basic breakdown of what I'm getting there.
Yeah. Works for me because it's kind of like, it's kind of like, what's it? It's like a dirty deck farting in your mouth. It's a bit farty.
But if you think of it like a salad cream, like a slightly tangier salad cream, I don't mind it. I think what you're thinking is though, it was not great to be fair. It is very obviously pickled on your monster watch. Yeah.
It's a texture thing. Really, really fucking made it take like a costume like vinegar and like snot. Yeah, I know. But I think for you, you're very sensitive to that.
It's giving you this very on point. It's waves. Yeah. I think for you, it's the texture that you suffer from though.
The texture is in my head fine because I know what I'm getting. It's actually a taste profile. It's like a stinging metal up front and then like a deep flem back. Yeah.
Okay. I didn't hate it. Can we have a score out of five, four, four, four, four. That's a .75.
I don't have that with. That'd be horrible. I was going to finish on the pickled onion monster match with mayo from Heinz. Yeah.
I'll give it a three, three point two, bit better than halfway. Oh, okay. Oh, I came back. Stop.
I came back like a ghost. But I tell you what, you were saying what would you have that with? I would have that with on a sandwich. I would.
With what? A crisp sandwich. Fuck off. So I'm wondering.
Oh, that's horrible. Paul, I'm wondering if the people. Oh, mother. The people behind this.
Okay. What does that mean? I don't know. It's somebody that you can't help you.
How's my mom going to help me in my mouth? I'm so beautiful. Paul. Go on, dude.
Are the brains behind this saying that people will have them like, well, dip their monster munching them. No. The only way that would work on a monster munch, think about it. No.
No. A crisp sandwich with monster munching. No, that's gross. I'm going to try that everywhere.
Please do. But that to me is too much. It's not great. No, it's a stupid idea.
And I'm glad it's a gimmick because fuck me, what a stupid country we live in. Heinz is a scary good fucking fuck off. Monster munch. I'm a flavour mayo.
What a horrible sentence to read out loud. Anyone who goes online and says, actually I like it. Fuck off. Paul, I think you're, I did quite like it.
Fuck off. I can have that with a cheese sandwich be nice as well. No, not with cheese. It basically feels like a cheese.
Cheese and spring onion. No. White bread. Right.
That's it. Cheese and spring onion. That's over now. Hackett, Chris on the side.
No. You are class minded. I am. You wanted to hate that.
No, I didn't want to hate it. I wanted to be pleasantly surprised. Do you like it? You don't like it.
You don't like it. Yeah, I like the bar. It's a bar. It's an air in the system.
Whilst a pickle done in flavour crisp is not on top of my list for snacks. It's not. When it comes to things like Monster munch, mmm. I could see the appeal.
I'd even enjoy it a few packs because I know what I'm getting into. This is a dirty trick. Paul, this is a dirty trick from a horrible company. Paul, will you just admit slightly that you're not really into that kind of flavour profile thing.
And so that's affected your negative reflection? No, I think the idea of pickled flavour mayo is inherently disgusting. There you come in. Prejudged.
you've prejudged this mayo and you've been very unfair to it. Well press the button and let's get on with newer folks. This is a bit this is a very disappointing segment and it's not made this very spooky at all at all We're gonna have to do better for the next thing so luckily I found some other limited edition Halloween noms right after this now before we get on to more spooky snacks whoa I was trying to say that we actually were given that bottle of Domain by dog and lamppost on Twitter, so Sarah. Thank you very much.
Here is some scary source for the spooky season Much love to the pod as always Sarah dog and lamppost on Twitter. We've received after them before Thank you very much for that. Well now it's time for more Halloween. You get Mickey Candy and stuff so a film came out recently that I saw I quite enjoyed beetle juice beetle juice the sequel to a film called beetle juice Starring beetle juice as beetle juice and they'll be beetle juice beetle juice Be able to speak to speak to you.
I mean they should be but I don't know if they ever will because they're all getting on It didn't make very much money, but then you want me loads of money money today. Yeah Gives a fuck about you a in general. That's not very nice things to say millions of people enjoy people juice beetle juice And you just get that ah fuck it pre-supposed ideas and it coming into it You haven't seen it you haven't seen it so you can't make it a form the pin you can yeah fair enough You can criticize me about the pickle mayo and it is you coming full bollocks in with her your own fucking Opinions on people juice people juice a lot of people in the majority seem to have liked it fine good Good for them. I want an apology from you.
Okay. I apologize for being biased against that biased against the mayonnaise Yeah, okay. I'm sorry. I prejudged people just be able to thank you So all I wanted to see it's all I wanted to hear from you.
Thank you woo anyway look people just had been a success And as you can imagine there were some novelty tie-ins so let's start with this these are maynards or bassets spooky gums What makes them spooky poor? Well, apparently I honestly I bought these thing actually these were a bit shit They just windgums, you know, they've got the same shape and texture as a maynards windgum But apparently it says here surprise flavors new limited edition. Yeah, I mean it has to be a winner spooky trip or something I think they are up against the mammoth of in sweet innovation that is round trees if you think about it so Round trees had the randoms, don't they? Yeah, that's a hugely popular line.
They've got different types of random So they random strips random randoms and the other random ones something random But I bet there's a spooky round trees randoms. So okay, so easy with that be for them to do a Halloween fight themes randoms They probably do I would like to have that some gummy spiders or whatever I mean the same as this you get a couple of different shapes of goodies a gravestone a spider a book a coffin and it says Mystery flavors, but then on the back it just says like pineapple lemon black current raspberry pear and orange and little mystery if it was like, you know mouthwash or Again dog egg a lot of people don't go that far. I wonder if it's just like maybe the color doesn't doesn't necessarily translate to the Flavour all the green and Halloween colors Oh nice fruit gum smell Nice very black guarantee. Yeah, it's almost like on the top of those felt it pens.
Oh, yeah, here's a little sarcophagus Eli Have many of these Was it green flavor was it green flavor was it green flavor was like Peter? I don't know Great texture they've got mmm. I mean what's right green one that is that texture isn't just right just a matte enough give on the tooth Yeah, you know, oh they're lovely. Oh spider.
What did you have a black one a coffin? Yeah coffee and spiders I think black or I think that one I just had was another tombstone. Yeah, scallum cospine tombstone I'm wondering if like the colors are different from the flavors, okay That's what and you shouldn't take those away with you today What do you mean is that threat you've watched gonna happen if I walk out with these them you'll be a naughty boy to yourself and your Stummy which you're trying to get down. It's not so you call me fat now Are you saying you're gonna beat me up if I take these out these room?
Yes, and what happens if I put a bit of resistance you get disciplined very very hard and then in what how is this Discipline gonna be administered to me the naughty boy in this situation Because he like a very naughty boy because I'm taking sweets when I said I shouldn't so what's that gonna go across your knee Yeah, then what happens I'll be looking where you're looking where you've hidden the sweet. I'll be looking where you might have hidden the sweet I'm not gonna hide them. I'll be bold is brass me. Yes.
Sometimes ball very naughty boys who still sweets put their put the sweets right up Their bombs you'll be across my knee and I'll be looking into your bum so let my pants are down and I'm stretched across your knee And I'll get the head falconer. Oh, good the head falconer will come and he will watch you as you're getting punished What's going on head falconer with the biz bird right next bit Eagle boy, whoa, it's Halloween right so here's the next thing right Beetlejuice beetle juice as team dot with banter to bring out a zero sugar drink Oh, see if you look at all the cans and the bottles certain characters are associated with fans of flavors So like Lydia is I think strawberry Someone else is the orange, you know, it's that kind of thing But for people to do some self they've created a brand new flavor and that is well They call it like rotten apple, but it's just apple zero sugar to green Fans are drink with people juices face on saying somebody stop me. I do like the yeah, I like the design The nice smoke in monochrome stripes. Yeah, it is quite striking.
They think that's a dear to scan a little QR code I'm scanning the QR code now. Oh, here we go. It takes me to coke URL. Yeah, cuz then cook make fancy Don't it makes me want me to download a fucking app.
Yeah, of course it does and then play prizes to win Yeah, I thought it's gonna take me to like a picture of people. No, just come on go drinks company You know, they're not a media company. That's bullshit I thought you're gonna get something special out of it like a special. I just try and sell you some shit like a special picture of people just go Hey, you have to download the app man.
I'm not fucking doing that and people just can't make me anyway I'll download the app and coke bring back their signature range. Oh, they're good They should have done that instead of this fucking spice nonsense box that creates us whatever it is nonsense The signature was so good anyway, let's get into this beetle juice beetle juice apple flavored something or other here We go all right. Oh, he's got his nose into the sprout there and he's going to come back It's a Mel's like my nan's favorite dishwasher your liquid is nan comes up a lot when he turns out things mine on taught me a lot Yeah, I'm sure she did talk the other birds in the bees That was interesting she was quite graphic She's like she's a spit on her fingertips and also oh my god. It's gone too far In says theme running from this She was just what trying to fucking flick through the yellow pages she's gonna have to do a finger before she did the radio times The paper Master Beijing looking for love joy.
She's a flick for the radio time I All right This can I go ask you to repeat your point before your nan way later both you laid my nan I'm way later. I laid your nan now, but Paul. I'm asking you a question. What was your point?
You said you're not watching up liquid or something the kitchen she won't very chemically Yeah, like a soap or something. It's got a kind of apple soap apple watching up liquid smell to it Well, the fairy does do an apple. Yeah Yeah, yeah, soapy I can very particular old lady brand of soap. Oh, it's got real artificial I thought it was gonna smell like a like a shot I was shot so whatever all your son I think I thought I'd make more effort than that.
It is the erosion of a million cheap It smells like one of those fucking terrible 20% ABV shots that they try to sell you a You know what I mean like go on there's your I'll hold you cool tiger tigers or promo girls with the Shoot out. No, you know, they always get young women to have the racks of shots Yeah, and the lee roll so called shots So I'm just getting a big flashback from this thought we saw an Edward in me that was on time And then you have a conversation with them and you get all pally and then before they leave I go on try one you think well, I happened to talk to you for ten minutes about now I mean, I never felt that I'm not used to do that good kind of this very green. It's a very kind of nice effervescent Neo greens or standard stuff. They're like a smell smells too.
Soapy. We wait to soapy. It's all my god an elder flower Yeah, actually that's what it is as well. There's an elder flower.
So what is it meant to be? It's just an apple I think some bottles of it say rotten apple, but that's just apple zero sugar drink. So I don't know if apples are flavor They already do I predict Paul's not gonna like this. Well, I mean, I'm never gonna like it because it's zero sugar But let's see how it goes apart from that little aftertaste of the shitty sugar shit That's not too bad, but it's a very hard apple.
It's almost like kind of garden apple apple. Yes, okay You know like there's like the granny Smith's apple kind of flavor kind of tart sharp green flavor Yeah, I was like this to be tartar. Yeah, I agree tartar. It's floral where it should be yeah It's more kind of garden apple kind of fall off the ground Apple has a granny tree Had an apple tree in here gone and the apples fall off it yes, I have an apple tree my god The apples drop off it in my view of granny I used to love it when granny dropped their apples for me Granny dropped their apples for me at least once a year.