Ep. 418 - The Rancid Fart Charcuterie Board - 08/17/2026

Peaches Pit Party from Monday, August 17th, 2026 — Peaches is just 0.1 pounds away from officially hitting 50 pounds lost, and that brutally close 350.1 weigh-in has him wondering if he can finally see 349 on the scale before heading home for vacation; he also talks about the late-night cravings that have started creeping back in and his discovery of Protein Doritos, which somehow became the centerpiece of what he proudly calls the “rancid fart charcuterie board.” Elsewhere on the show, Peaches reacts to a guy receiving 515 pages of personal data from McDonald’s, a former Adobe engineer who went from software development to driving a school bus, a woman getting a parking ticket while her mother was being treated after a cardiac arrest, and the bizarre idea of an AI manager firing its first human employee. There’s also a new world’s ugliest dog champion, a debate over useless wedding favors, the emotional destruction caused by throwing away a ceramic fox planter, Tommy John becoming the name of an entire baseball surgery, the connection between major album releases and traffic deaths, a Detroit news anchor losing it over a very unfortunate beaver comment, a Shake Shack tipping controversy, a high school jumbotron falling from the ceiling, Idaho Falls apparently suffering from a “modern mullet epidemic,” a kid getting a fake arrest for his first-day-of-school picture, someone getting fined nearly $7,000 for waking up a polar bear, and the CEO who once fired 900 people on Zoom now trying to get his own job back. Check me out elsewhere!Facebook | Instagram | Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem | Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach | Artist Interrogations Podcast