Ep. 42 The Trump Impeachment Hearings NAKED, NUDITY, SEX

Welcome to a Modern Moron in the Nude! Good News bad news in this episode.  Bad news: we do talk politics which is mainly the Trump impeachment cul de sac that will never get past the senate.  The GOOD NEWS: depending on how you look at it is that my morning show partner from yesteryear comes over with her microphone and we talk about the impeachment... naked. Why not?  The hearings have been pretty boring compared to the last impeachment hearings which were all about sex…  and they do say that sex sells so we're going to give it a try. At one point I refer to Lt. Col. Volmer when I should be saying Lt. Col Vinman.  I'm actually surprised I didn't just say Lt. Col. breasts. You know I felt like I really tried several times to turn this conversation away from politics and actually try to flirt with my partner.  But she is having nothing to do with it… I think it might have been the point when she said "get away from me"... but maybe I misread the subtext?  Yeah, no. there was no subtext. Towards the end we go down a rabbit hole talking about a website I found called naked truth dot CA… not ca as in Californis but CA as in Canada.  It turned out to be a website that advocates for sex workers, presumably in Canada. Why I bring that up I can only assume it was a last ditch attempt to get my guest to have sex with me.  I don't think you'll be surprised that… it didn't work.   Also, this episode is a little longer than usual… consider it a Thanksgiving gift that keeps giving.  Sort of like Thanksgiving guests… that stay way past their welcome. And there will obviously be a certain type of sound effect that we'll probably hear more than usual.  I'll try to limit that, but I can't make any promises.   It's the bare facts and the naked truth about the boring Trump impeachment trials on The Modern Moron… Thank you …. For listening.  And THAT unfortunately is the only sound of an orgasm you're going to hear on this episode. I Kissed A Girl - Katie Perry (YouTube) The Naked Truth Canadian Sex Worker Website When Harry Met Sally Deli Scene - YouTube