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We'll come into your suitable 80 boat. We'll stick on him here. Now we return to a scootle podcast. I'm Reginald B Scarecrow.
No, it's meant to be you. That's my name. No, it's not. It's your name.
Reginald B Scarecrow. Can we begin? Can we begin the actual pre-scene now? Oh my god.
What an utter disaster. You're an utter disaster. You're an utter disaster. You're doing it.
Ladies and gentlemen, don't do it. Now it's time for episode 420 of Cheap Show. Begin. Oh, that's nice.
Just having a stroll here. Ooh. I'll get a red bull or something later. There's a shop over there.
Pssst. Mate, what? Make over your back. Bushes.
Sorry. You're talking to him. Yeah, look how every bad Bushes. Every bad Bushes.
Oh, hello you. I'm actually in a bit of a hurry. Sorry. I've got something for you.
No, I'm really out of the goat. No, I'm not interested. Come on, come on. Come on, come on.
I've got something special. Stop. Don't tell me. No.
No. No. Don't touch my leg. I've got something for her.
I'm a beginner of a business. You're a manager. I've made my special Hobbit home. You look kind of green.
You're a king. Are you a king? I'm a Hobbit. You're a green Hobbit.
Daniel Hoppiele. I'm not shaking your hand. I'm a wood Hobbit. I'm a burgeoning John D.
Oh, right. You're a wood Hobbit and they have green skin in the Tolkien mythology. I don't talk about Tolkien. He's a fucking shitter.
No problem. I'm having a fucking shitter. All this shit about us. Hello, Robert Goblin, is it?
Daniel. Daniel Hobbit. Goblin. What have I said?
Hobbit. Daniel's scared. Go on. Daniel Hobbit.
Daniel Hobbit. Okay. No, P Hobbit. The problem I'm having.
We're looking at this in a metal way. Standing outside in a sort of godlike view of this hodcast. Yeah. Yeah.
Paul. What are you doing in the park? I'm not in the park. You were just in my head.
This is a scene. We're in the park and it sets up the end of this episode. I thought it was meant to be a goblin. You said goblin three times.
Okay. We'll start again. This is going to be such a concert. Now, thanks.
And begin. Also, it's all cold open. Walking in the park. You meet Daniel Goblin.
We're going to say he's a goblin. Here we go. Oh, what disaster? Oh, dear.
Walking along, trying to go somewhere. Oh, no, that's terrible. Whoopsie, did I died over? Okay.
Okay. Oh, walking in the nice park. Oh, something to go. I'm going to say, right?
You're going to do line reading. You're going to say this. You're going to say this. Oh, what a lovely day to walk in the park.
Right? I'm going to say. I'm going to say. I used to be good at this sort of stuff.
Then you'll say, oh, I could do with a red ball or something like that. I don't think I could do to work. I'm bloody good. Then I am going to appear as the goblin.
Right? Goblin. Okay. And here we go.
How many minutes? Say it. It's almost five. Action.
I'm a goblin. I guess it doesn't really fucking matter. I'm a goblin. Right.
I'm a virgin. I'm a virgin. I'm a virgin. I'm a virgin.
I'm a dog dealer. I'm scouting for potential stalettes to test my latest batch of goodies on. Oh, that's interesting actually. What you'd be interested in tasting some of our lovely Malajewana.
Oh, it's free. What's the catch? Well, the only catch is you have to spread the word and tell all the mummies and daddies and all the boys and girls to meet me in the woods. First taste is free.
A midnight, usually. And then when you do something, you do something? No. Oh, you're the people from Mum.
Where do you grow this stuff? You grow it yourself? Rebecca. That's your mum.
Becky goblin. Becky goblin. Well, she's got a bit of reputation. I have to say round two.
I've got seven minutes now. I've got some new stuff to try. What is this? Marijuana.
As in 2020. I do it with a little bit of goblin magic. That's what I've done. A little bit of goblin magic.
Right. I'll have something. Right. Would you like this one?
This one's called the Fakias Nooks. Oh. It's kind of a robust purpley one. I don't know.
What do you think? That's an old good. That's a normal leading way. That's what we're going to kind of...
It's a dark, it's got a nice purple strands on it. I've got a good actually. I won't say this one. We're goblin smokey.
It's like, fine. It's like normal fags. But for you, normal fags. Normal fags for goblins.
But for humans, we're not quite sure the feedback, how it affects them. So when you do do it, when you do have a puff, make sure you've got a soul over view of your observer. Just to make sure you stay safe. Okay.
Don't do it. Right. I'm off the fuck off now. No, I'm going to go now.
Can we go now? Can we go now? I've got to go home. I wouldn't worry about Becky T goblin.
You know what? She's been Becky T goblin, summon off. Don't you say I'm happy, Bob? I feel bad about that.
Paul. I'm off. I'm off. I'm off.
I'm off. I'm off now. And now we can be good episode 420 of Cheep Show. Yes.
The weed one. Fucking happy now. Oh yeah. Who are you asking?
Yeah. Bastards. People have been demanding this. Eight minutes.
Have people been demanding we talk about cannabis? Yes. Okay. Shall we do that?
Yes. Come on. Cheep Show to the bottom. I'm going to talk about weed.
Pass the duchy on the left hand side. Yes. The long awaited and much requested. Go on.
Talk about weed episodes apparently everyone wants to look forward to. We hope it was on the world because this is a loose fit episode. We're just going to be a jive man. We're going to talk about cannabis weed more generally because one thing, poor.
It didn't used to be weed. I mean, I'm getting to the age where when I first started using. Oh, it was all hash. Oh, yeah, of course.
We wasn't even a thing. It was twinkle in your eye. We're getting ahead of ourselves. Hello.
This is the cheap show podcast. We need to do a disclaimer and say we don't really smoke. What we can do now, right? I don't smoke weed.
The Comedy Podcast where Eli Silverman and I go for the Vodka Bins and Chatter Chops and Powerlands, et al. Great Britain, hello, and we bring you the treasure we find amongst the trash. Now it is common knowledge that Eli and I are partakers in the wacky-backy, and so we thought, oh no, I don't. We talk about it all the way.
Is it fictional? It's fiction. This Glamour, cheap show of the podcast, doesn't recommend, what's the word? Indoor.
Indoor, so the smoking of illegal drugs ever, we don't recommend it, and we certainly don't do it, or are doing it. That's what we need, that's what we need, Paul. We just need to recommend to people that we are not heroes, to some, we don't recommend you copying your heroes' footsteps with this. It's very important to realise that we are fictional characters that do not exist, and our weed consumption only exists with the fictional realm of cheap show and its character's poor guarantee, Eli, J Silverman, T.M.
Thank you very much. Just to be clear, it's all a story I tell to try and sound cool, OK? Yes. Now, and it has been working successfully for nine, 400 years.
Now, are you talking about the end of democracy? Yes. Okay. Cheap show is the end of democracy.
That is true. Maybe that's true. Heavy shit, baby. Heavy shit, baby.
Let's talk about weed this week on Cheap Show. Yes, let's talk about weed. Let's talk about weed, baby. Let's talk about you and me.
I've got special papers there, they're both right there. Let's talk about, let's talk about the ladies in the back room. Ladies in the back room. It's been the best.
I knew it did that. That was a massive hit, wasn't it? Don't talk about sex, baby. Don't talk about sex.
The song is called, Don't Talk About Sex, baby. No, let's talk about sex. Let's talk about sex. I don't know what they sing the song is called.
Don't talk about sex, baby. I've got my phone right here. You'll be proven right. You've got that look in your eye.
I've got that look in your eye. Just belief in the truth that is coming out of my pie hole. Are you real? Yeah, go for it.
Don't talk about sex, baby. I can't even believe I'm talking to you about this. We've got a point of business here, haven't we? Yes, and you know what that is?
It's your tube-based story. Take it away. Just a quick one. I've got a comment on the trade, Tails, from the public transport.
I was on the trade coming in, picking the line, coming up from Kings Cross. I thought, you know, I wouldn't rush you. I'd just go on to Kings Cross and go the long way up towards Turnpike. Because you can get the Victoria line to Finsbury Park and change.
Anyway, the point being is that... So you were heading from Kings Cross on the picker-dilly all the way up. Right up. Right up.
Right up. Right up. Right up to the throw. Smash the pubic, bro, mate.
Or pasta. Right, anyway. And as I was sitting there, all of a sudden, this huge wave of like vomit stench. Oh, no.
Just like washing over the... No, why does this? I looked around and just think, have I stepped in it? Is there a puddle of it?
Am I sitting in it? No, no, no, no. I turn to my left and go sit next to the glass with a little bit of standing space between there and the door. I looked aside and there was a man, 30s, business dudes, looking a bit bedraggled, sickled down his foot.
Oh, he's gone it down his throat. And this is what? I was going to do it like one-ish? So this is one of the afternoon on the other ground.
And like, he's got a great big like, vomiting green, cummable kind of thing going on, whatever it is. But here's the thing, right? That's annoying. It's horrible.
It's unpleasant, right? Not much I can do. What was weird though was that after a while I heard him talking to himself and all he was saying was, Oh God, God, I fucked it. I fucked it.
I fucked it. God, no. And he didn't look up. Someone who was like unhoused or a shitter.
No, he looked very well to do. But he just looked like, my theorem is that maybe he got a bit too drunk for lunch and sent to the city boy or something. Sick. Yeah, maybe he was sent something he shouldn't have or maybe to a boss, maybe to a partner and then was sick and then like he's coming home or something.
And he's living with his decisions. Yeah, terrible. Anyway. Or maybe he just, did he sing drunk as well?
Yes. No, he was. But you know that kind of you're still drunk but you're sober now because you've realized you've just vomited head on yourself. Yeah.
And it was all down. That's what you do. You should never do that. You're always trying B6.
Look at us on the cake. The minute that guy got off I was like, aye, smelly man's gone. The guy next to me led off a ripper of a fox. Why do people do this?
So fucking vulgar. Why do people do that around you though? Specifically? I don't understand.
You are the fart whisperer. I am the fart whisperer. I'm the fart whisperer. I'm the fart whisperer.
I'm the fart whisperer. I'm the fart whisperer. I'm the fart whisperer. I'm the fart whisperer.
I have something to break to you. Not wind, is it? No. No one's going to make a film with your life anyway.
How dare you? You don't know that. What if I don't kill a bunch of people and then you make a show for Netflix? Okay.
Are they filming this scene? I'm glad we're having you. You know what Paul? I'm glad you're going to have a third act.
I'm glad you're going to have a third act. In your life. Who are you shanking? You.
Oh, me. That's the first scene with this documentary film. You're shanking me. It's my own Timothy Chamolade.
She's playing you and Derek Cumbabatch is playing me. How about that? I'm going to have a show tonight. I'm the Chamolade for do me.
Yeah. The Chamobam. Timothy Chamolade. Anyway, and that's it.
I see one. We're making a podcast. Paul's taking too many drugs and he likes pushing him. Chunk, chunk, chunk.
Oh, no. He's got mad. I think we already there. Anyway, podcast of death also would be called.
Thanks for that story. People don't tend to fart near me except that time when I was DJing. I'm me. I like to fart near you.
Remember that time I focked on your sandwich when we went for a walk? And then you ate it. That's what gets me. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that.
Pooh particles coming up. I'm going to do that. You can smell it. That's the poop particles.
And I put it on your Greg Sammy. I rolled over in there when you eat it on the video. I don't remember that. It's only because of today's subject, Paul.
As long as we're fucking weed, we constantly smoke and have done for the last 30 years. It's been a friend to me for a while. So I tell you what, let's get into it after this little sound effect. And or anti-trug-add.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to do that. Well, it's a show in flux. Hey, Joe. I got some stuff you just got to try.
What is it? You know, mirror one. Oh, well, I don't know. Chicken.
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob. Oh, yeah, got to try. All right. Okay, it's a challenge.
Get a pizza. Okay, real. Got it. See if Joey's that smart.
My not chicken. You're a turkey. He's right. You're a tortoise, don't even talk to him.
Cannabis, weed. Marijuana. Dope. Macias.
Skunk. Chas. Woodbines. The icky, sticky.
The bud. All these terms. Dank Nugs. All these terms are used by the filer.
The smoker. The evil miscreant. The way he would use this they abuse this. Hypies.
types hippies and it kind of has lost that image in the modern world, hasn't it? I'll show you what I was going to do. Right, blah blah blah Eli, what was the first time you had weed go on? I don't know what something up.
What are you looking up? Well, you're in my story. I do go first. Okay, but the reason why I want to bring something first is because this episode 420, right?
And usually people celebrate smoking weed on the 4th, the 20th of April, right? Because 420, that's what it is. Right, so there is a day but it's disputed how 420 is associated with weed. So I wanted to talk about that very briefly where it comes from.
Now, people thought it was a date or a law or some kind of amendment to the Constitution to legalize weed or something. It's not any of that. The story itself is actually, I'm not going to say dot, you know, low key. Wikipedia says this and I'll just read that.
Five high school students in San Rafael, California coined the term as part of their 1971 search for abandoned cannabis crop based on a treasure map made by the grower. I see that's more interesting. I remember calling themselves a wall, though, because the typical hangout spot was a wall outside the school. The five students, blah blah blah, names met on the grounds of the high school at their meeting place at 420 was their meeting time.
The wall was referred, walled out, walled out, referred to this plan with the phrase 420, Louis. For several attempts to look for the crop, they basically just shortened the phrase to 420, which evolved into a code word that seems used to refer to consuming cannabis. It was popularized. So it means smoking weed.
It doesn't mean just weed itself. It means smoking weed. Yeah, it was a time they met based on the thing trying to find this hidden crop of goat. I think that's disputed this story.
Possibly. But this is, you know, what is Wikipedia? I mean, Wikipedia as well as it is. It was first mentioned high times the magazine in May 1991.
Yeah. Good what? Two decades? It was a road attributed to a police code.
Ah, and that's incorrect. The connection was to the walled out, it was appeared in the December 1998 issue and then explained the story there. Yeah. And then it was one of the wall that became a roadie for the grateful dead.
Of course he did. And called for 420 to be the socially acceptable time to smoke the day. And obviously once a band gets all of it, then the fans do it. And the guy who dead do have that hippie following.
And then he goes into talking about whole civil disobedience and smoking it for 20 years. That's what I was going to say. They used to be like legalized weed. Yeah.
And there's a couple. It was like a big deal in the early 2000s. It was more of a big deal. People were more supportive of that.
But also, because it has almost small amounts been unofficially decriminalized and written. It has an extent. It could be down in and out depending on who's in power, blah blah blah blah. It's kind of a potato.
That just never, no one ever really deal with properly. No one really wants to. And they could make loads of money for the government if they regulate. That's what we're talking about.
Personal experiences over the 75 years of our lives. And also 420 is like that three digit code is used in hospitality. Is it? Yeah.
Six digits. Four digits. Three digits. There's three digits.
You said four digits. Yeah. I said three digits. I don't know.
I thought you said six digits. I said three digits. I mean, when I'm editing this, I'll find out. But right now it's funny.
I think you said great. I'll say seven. I'll see you all seven. Calm down.
Calm down. Don't you fucking give me that. The only person who I'm saying calm down on this podcast is me. Calm down.
Calm down. Because yes, because you could 86 someone in bartending, which means they've had too much. Well, they don't use four hundred. 200 people arrive.
They say 200 people. That's no correlation to smoking. 420 someone's having a joint. I guess.
Yeah, but it's an important system to work. Yeah. But it's separate. It's just, it's just unimorising the law.
420 does seem like a realistic time that they'd have a break in American school. They start like seven, 13 in the morning, don't they? And then they finish earlier in the afternoon. So 420 might be about the time that they get out.
Well, you should be cool. You'd be hanging around the bike sheds. All the other Waldo's. Waldo's.
Waldo's. Yeah. Waldo's. That's what I have for us.
It's a big thing, isn't it? Because the system's called Waldo. So it's like, well, and then he walk into something. And then he walk into something.
Was there a live action version of that? Yes. We're the Leslie Nielsen playing. Oh, yes, of course.
And just for kids, I was interested. It is fucking awful. It's really bad. I used to work in the blockbuster for a while.
And I would just take home three rentals, anything that wasn't rented that night. And I took that home. I was a fan of Leslie Nielsen. I thought, how can it be?
Very, very bad. Very, very, very bad. But not in a so bad, it's good. Kind of way.
In a so forgettable. Forgettable. When did you? When did you first come across the evil weed?
My mum. Yeah. Gave it to me. And then what about the weed?
Incest gags. I think I'm about 15 at the time. Right. And I smoked some hashish.
I'm going to say this is, in my head, I imagine you smoking it younger. I don't know why. No. Didn't you say you used to roll smoke, jointed for your dad?
Yeah, that was all in my late teens and twenties. Yeah. No, I was 15. And my mum had, she was like the cool one because they broken up a few years before.
Right. She had a flat in Notting Hill, a proper sort of hippie pad. It was. And this is what 80s?
No. This is like late 80s, early 90s. Right. Okay.
Good. You just set the scene. You listened to new Jack music. Not new Jack.
You listen. You listen. You got so much Genium jeans on. I do not.
And you've got your sweat bands on. No, my mum's place. And she lets me, and it was a water pipe, a bomb. And it's actually quite intense.
She went out. Like we hid it and she went out. Oh, well, there's a bomb. I'm off to the shops basically.
She left me too. And I hadn't created one. Did she show you how it worked? Or did she just go figure this out?
No, yeah. She smoked it with me. Because if my mum would, I mean, I wouldn't have let us put that out there. Yeah.
But if my mum would have said it as a bomb and then not show me how to use it, I don't think I would have said it. No, she smoked it together. And then she left. Weird.
And I was saying it. Why did she say that? Why did she think it was appropriate? No idea.
She was very much of that type of mindset back then. Was it like a progressive? Oh, it's very progressive. Yeah.
She wanted to be, since the breakup with my dad, she wanted to be more of a friend to me. Then a mother. And she thought to ingratiate herself. I don't know why I was getting deep on this.
I was just interested. But yeah, so, I was like, no, nothing about you in real life. I know we get on all the podcast, but outside of this, I don't care about it. But don't know what to ask questions.
So this is all new to me. So I was always very interested in cannabis, because both my parents were big hippies. My mum's such a hippie. How much of a hippie was she?
That she got, had to stop doing her degree in college because her tutor was protesting against the Vietnam war. Right. And then she went and lived on a commune on a fucking island off the coast of like, the east coast. Right.
Okay. Yeah, that is kind of hippie, right? Life was much cheaper. It was easier to drop out.
Yeah. True. Okay. You know how much will happen?
That's why you're like, okay. So I have an amazing time. I really amazing time. I can distinctly remember thinking this is fucking amazing.
But I was always very curious and had read a lot about weed. And it was a big deal for me. The whole 60s culture was very fascinating to me. So was it the culture that brought you in rather than the sensation?
Well, I don't know. It's just something that I wanted to experience desperately. Fair enough. And then what you became a regular smoker back then?
No, because I was still a kid. It's really hard to get hold of. I mean, I know anyone. Before I remember smoking weed, I do remember kids in my high school, would smoke it, but they would do it.
I don't know why. Maybe I'm wrong. But I remember them pushing it into a biro with some tobacco and then drawing it from the MD. You shouldn't do that.
No, well, that's how they use some tin foil and put a tin foil sort of makeshift pipe bowl at the end of the biro. You wouldn't just burn the biro. Well, I don't know what they did, but there were lots of half melted biro. That's right.
That feels like crack. Oh, that feels like crack. Fries, I went to a school, didn't I? Yeah, it suits the demographic of where you were.
That was fantastic. It's fucking me. Anyway, I had a really amazing time and I watched a film, which I enjoyed intensely because of the highest amount of added to it. It does.
It does. It does. It makes for movies. 100 days of salt.
It was like, yeah, I didn't get high. It was quite dark film. So that was your first time age 15. Yeah, nice.
Do you want to hear about mine? How she should like I say back then, I do want to hear about it. But I just want to make the point. I make the point.
Fuck, that it wasn't as strong. That everyone can just fuck. Come on. We've got some stuff to try because...
Oh, yeah. Well, tell you what, here's a little thing and then we'll come back and we'll start talking. I want to hear. I want to hear about when you first tried it.
Oh, I've got to hear about it. I've got a lot of people listening. It's got a lot of people listening. We're all more interested in Paul Stewart.
So I've downloaded this episode and now we're not getting it. And I'm going to pull my money out of cheap show and I'm going to fucking cause an online riot. Or because he like online riot. Yeah, and everyone's crossed and it's all he lives for.
So, bear that in mind, as you listen to the rest of this show, disappointed. I want to hear it. Paul, I really want to hear it. Well, I don't know.
I don't want to tell you all then. I'm going to move. I'll do it. I'll do it then boys and girls.
Come on. There we go. Come on. I will.
Don't you fucking tell me. I will. Come on. I'll do it.
All right. Scaled. You want to hit? Want to smoke a joint before trying this on?
Hello. Why are you high? We got some great torsing in the back. Smoke.
Smoke. Hang by. You're going to love this stuff. It'll get you really high.
Right. So, where's my lighter for this cigarette that I'm not about to smoke? Wait, why do you always do this? You lighter like?
You're a magpie. It's over. I found it. You're a lighter like.
Fucking hell you. History on it. It's like, all we are all my lighters and I look at your bed. You shut up.
There's a mountain of lighters. You shut up now, please. You're fucking a mellow episode. I'm mellow.
I'm chill. I am. Right. I bought some goodies.
We've been cooking this. Here's Tim Brock Taylor. Smell this. Bill Ody.