Okay, Paul, I've got something to say at the start here. Yeah. I'm waiting for you to do something hilarious. You always do.
It's a cold open specialty. Yeah. Brilliant. You do something brilliant.
OK, and listen, listen, OK, we're all supporting you to do something. Just a brilliant improvisation like the original ones. You always do. And I've got a joke that I made up today.
I've got a joke. I could do a joke. I could do a joke. I could put it on Twitter.
It was quite successful. So I do it here. Sure. As a joke.
I'm waiting. You know, I do it just as it or should I try and start? I don't know what you're talking about now. I mean, I got to be supposed to do my guy as like a stand-up.
Just do the guy. You mean we go? All right, here we go. So anyway, like, I decided to get around to watching that film.
That was doing well recently. What was it called? Yeah, I watched that concave film. But when I watched it on the screen, it was weird.
It was weird. I could see where it was going. Don't you talk about that guy! He's in a mood again.
Whoa! He's raging out. How am I meant to do a guy? How am I meant to do a guy?
How am I meant to do a guy? I'm getting interrupted by a fucking oaf. Suggin'. No, I'm not doing it.
Was it read on fucking X or B-Scow? Wow! Do it then! I haven't got anything now.
What do you say, Joe? I didn't know you were going to completely rage out! Just tired of this. Come on, fucking tired of this.
Come on, Paul. Please, I do want to hear your joke. I'm not doing it now, because now all the air's been taken out of it. Well, this is going to be funny no matter what I do now.
If you don't do it, Paul, if you don't do it now, we're in trouble. I'm not doing it ever. I'm never going to tell that joke on this podcast. I don't care.
You've put a bad feeling in the air. I wonder why that is? Is that because once again I was in my flume? You could've just ignored me.
No, I can't. So let's just say you're doing stand up then, and you're trying to set up a gag, and then someone on the front row goes, oh yeah, no, he's going. He's not going to throw you off. He's not your professional.
Yeah, but no, I disagree. I'm rage-quick and break all this stuff. We've got fucking break more, if you don't tell your fucking gag now. I don't want to tell Ryan!
You fucking gag now. This is like bad dad, Paul. Oh, he's got a knife, everyone. Oh, wow!
That looks nasty. He's going to cut the box. Careful. This is you.
It's been really weird. That's your neck. All the gore coming out your neck. Please do the joke, Paul.
Do your joke. Do your joke or this cardboard box. I did. This wasn't the way this was meant to go.
This code opened. I know. You're on my Earth. You've put this podcast in jeopardy.
Right before it's 10th anniversary, you. Eli, Jason. We just have a truce here. I've got to do it next week.
What are you going to do then? Stop brandishing the fucking standing eye. Do it then. You're going to do then.
Slashy slashy Ganon. Yes, you could main me. I mean, why does that? Why is that?
In any way, you know, down shaking and holding a knife. Please. A real knife. This is a real standard.
I promise not to interrupt you if you do the jag. I'm not doing the jag. I'm never. The whole point is the settle.
Where does he come clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. What's that? What's that? Your joke.
Your joke. Go on. Do yours if I don't. No.
You either do your joke or this podcast ends today right now. Right now, I'll put it out. Whatever we've got here. Four minutes.
I'll put it out. That'll be the last cheap show. Do it. Do it now.
Do it now. Do it. Do your gag or this podcast. No.
I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it. What? You do your joke. I'm not doing my joke.
If you want this podcast to continue. Please you do your joke. If you want this podcast to continue, you do your joke. No.
You do your joke. I'm not doing my joke. You do your joke until you've done your joke. I'm not doing my joke.
I'm never going to do my joke. We're not getting out of this cold open until you tell your joke. If you don't tell your joke, we're never getting into the episode. I was joking about having a joke.
There is no joke. So there's a lie now. Lie upon lie. You put me on the back leg.
You put me on the back leg. This is how you treat me. You put yourself on the back leg. We'll let back five- Raising it out.
Backfoot. You should have seen it, everyone. Yeah. You want to see it again?
You better tell me any joke right now. I don't have any joke. All right. All right.
All right. All right. What does a snowman say when he goes to the moon? Go on.
Ooh. Ooh. He says, Ooh. Ooh.
Those craters look like melted snowballs. Right. Let's fucking podcast over. Take care of everyone.
I did a joke. I did a joke. Forever. That was a joke.
That was fucking hilarious. That was fucking hilarious. That was fucking hilarious. That was fucking hilarious.
I'm just going to dove tape with those now. Oh yeah. That's all I saw last week. Why didn't you tell me about that?
Because I have to have my own needs and desires. I have to have my own goals. I have to have my own ambition. And I'm gonna.
Because I can't stand there. Is that you? What is it? It's a fortnight of YouTube show where me all-in-stew it play board games.
And they like it, unlike you. Who's always like, it's a shit. Is it horrible? Well guess what?
I've got new friends now. You don't mean it. Can you do your joke, please. And then, I'll do my real joke.
I went to the side. Yeah, I decided to go and watch that film with Ray Fiens called Conclave. When I was watching, I thought there was something wrong with the image. pushed into the middle and then stretched out to the side.
In terms of how I was watching concave instead. Was that the gag? This podcast is over. She chose to handle the game.
I do have a gag. Now that you've told me yours, it's not... It worked better written down. And you asked for a joke.
It's okay. I've given you. I thought it was something whimsical, dry, weird. Concave sounds like concave.
You know. Yes. Thank you. I mean, I could have done convex, but it wouldn't have really fitted the way I was doing.
It could have done a different joke. You know, it would have been along the same lines. And I'm sorry to interrupt you that first time. I didn't interrupt you this second time.
Now you're ready for my... I'm going to win the joke contest today. Oh, I'm just going to have a contest. Oh, it's going to be good as well.
Is it? You're going to love this. You are going to love it. It's going to be as good as your moon man joke.
I'm pretty good off the hook. That was pretty good. No, no, no. There's enough back leg back.
It's memorable. No, it's only in the fact that you had a complete mental wobble break down right after you said it. Actually, during the whole process. Are you ready for my joke?
Yeah, go on. It's so funny. I didn't hardly say it. Oh, what am I doing?
Where do you put... Pairs of pants that have died. I don't know where you like, Sylvan. Do you put a pair of pants when they've died?
Grinder ground. Grinder ground fault. You put them grinder ground. No, nothing.
There's nothing in it. Maybe the podcast really is over. I'm beginning to think we're not going to reach our 10th birthday. And I think this is all down to you.
It's not really. You behave. Grinder ground. No, I'm sorry.
That has not worked for me on any level. No joke. I could have told what worked for you there. First of all, I didn't know what you meant by pants.
Because in America for instance, in America for instance, they fucking... They called Stanley nice box cutters. Are you reaching out to an American audience or something else? I'm reaching out to an American audience or something.
That's not being more considered to an international audience. Sometimes you forget that simple pointer. He doesn't quite translate in some respects. What do they call pants in America?
Undies. Let me finesse it. The answers are on the pants or away from. I like it.
Where do you bury underpants? Grinder ground. I had a much better version of the joke when I woke up this morning from a dream. Just like Paul McCon, he wakes up from history.
He'd be right yesterday. And then you come up with that. Great stuff. What we've got coming up on the show anyway?
What is it when you... From Apsumone. It's cremation. I'm saying that.
I knew that. So where do you bury underpants? Oh, the skid stain cemetery. The Creme in the Gausatorium.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Creme in the pants. Oh, I've got a creme stain. Oh, is it from an eclair? I think it's something else.
A building full of different times of cream called the crematorium. Do you know there's an apparently reviving Britain's high streets? What is cream? Yeah.
Cream is the heimers. Ice cream is what? Reviving Britain's high streets. What is what respect?
Because there's a lot of crematoriums up here. Yeah, yeah. Look at the crematorium. The ice crematorium.
That could be a Halloween... Like a Disney Land. Halloween themed. Halloween themed.
Halloween. Is that why they call it Halloween? Because it's like their soul gets ripped down. They call it Halloween.
So, you know, they don't do that. Right. Anyway, come on. Well, if you're forming, welcome to Chief Show, the Economy Comedy podcast.
We're Eli Silverman, who's him. I'm Paul Gannon, who's me. Go through Borg and into charity shops and power lands. All of the UK.
And we bring you back the treasure we find amongst the trash, if there indeed is any. And today's episode is a... PO Box delivered Price of Shite episode. The Price of Shite is a price guessing game that goes way back on this 10 year old show.
Right back to the early days. Price of Shite is a guessing game. People buy or we buy items from a charity shop. For a bit of a laugh, we try and guess what we paid for those items.
And that's what we're going to get into a little bit later. However, we've got something before that. A little bit of admin. Just the link in the description for this episode will give you a link to our live show on the 18th of October.
Our guest of the live show will be Nick Helm and Rietle Lina. Also a link to the pre-order to the album. That's going ahead. It's looking good.
You've got loads and loads of people buying it. If you want yours, go to the link in the description and pre-order. Now the studio order, the studio will get it. It's going great guns.
We've done a bit of admin today. Next week's episode is a 10th birthday laid-back episode. Me and you will just chill, have a few drinks and reminisce on our favorite episodes. If you're listening and you have a favorite moment or you have a favorite episode, email thecheapshow.com and tell us your cheap show story, how it feels to love us.
And we're doing a live stream on the 13th of June, Friday night, 8pm UK time, two hours with guests, just a fucking muck about for a laugh to celebrate 10 years. It might get messy, it could be a massive anti-climax, but you won't know unless you join us. We're streaming on YouTube live. Right, we are now going to tell us what we get there.
I'd like Eli to share his, but you said you had one. Little one, Paul, I'll teach you any other night. Yes. Okay, tell us what Dan's Law is the bit of the show where Eli explains to us some of the Asinine stories that he's experienced being a DJ in some fucking dinghy club somewhere in London where he's on the pavement on the ball.
Go up and thank you for that. I agree. And it was getting towards perhaps my final set of the night. Anyway, this young lad comes on the stage and he leans over the booth and...
In your bubble gets in your bubble. He's writing my bubble and I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it.
But the final player is there. He's already on edge always. Just because you think, oh, hey, don't fuck this. He's going to fuck it up.
But he was perfectly charming and he said, oh, this is great. It's great. You're playing vinyls. I've got a request.
Oh, here we go. At least he says, I've got a request. Can I give you a request? No, he didn't do that.
He just said, I've got a request and his request was... Kissing his ugly girlfriend. His girlfriend was not in... His name was Carter.
Oh, bawl. He was from America. Did you get him? I didn't get him and he wasn't an unstoppable sex machine either.
No, I wasn't. I was. Was he a big light but I was out of shape. He leans over and he goes.
His request is... I didn't hear... Sontail and the artist and I didn't hear it. It's the artist because I laughed into his face.
And the words that came out of his mouth were dancing in the moonlight. You know what I mean? And I just laughed because it's like he thinks he's been so cool. And it's like this is that 90s middle of the road hit by huge radio.
I've seen him in the moonlight. It was a color version of a sort of disco. It was an original disco. Perhaps he was asking for the original.
Who sung that in the 90s? Hot-loader. That's the one hit wonder they had, wasn't it? I don't know.
Yeah, top-loader. You're just in Britain anyway. And I said to him, that's just sort of a mainstream request. And he said, well, they don't play an American on the radio.
Jubal? Jubal, yeah, that's the original from the late 70s. Is that right? Oh, thank God.
Sherman Kelly wrote dancing in the moonlight after a brutal gang attack. While recovering, he envisioned an alternate reality. The dream of a peaceful and joyful celebration of life. Well, that is shit.
It just seems like a whole story. Stranded without money after Kelly left his wallet on a boat. An innkeeper offered them a room with Kelly's girlfriend slept with him. They refused that a second inn and they slept on the beach with a ricksand.
The song was originally written by Sherman Kelly, recorded in 1970 by Kelly's band, Boffalongo. That's what it says here, Boffalongo. B-O-F-F-A-L-O-N-G-O. And then was this hit single by King Harvest in 1972.
I tell you what, that's the one. That's the most famous one before the top-loaded one. I do like the name, though. Boffalongo.
I took some of those over I-GRA. Oh, yeah. Boffalongo. I had a Boffalongo for months.
I could smash Toffee with it. Where'd the pants go when they went there for Eden? They've got a lot of underground railroad. No, no, no, no.
That's not good. That's not good at all. Sorry, I'm sorry. I am genuinely sorry.
This, if anything, is the problem I think we did with Cheep Show this week. And he also got excited and went, damn, and every time he said, damn, he smacked his hand down on top of the booth and they'd record. It's just like, come on now. Oh, he did that.
Because I said, oh, look, be careful. Because the record, yeah. You know, that's fine. I know about that.
You don't know, obviously. And then he's smacking the top like, ah, anyway. Good story. Thank you.
Now let's have a tell from the dance floor, sent in by a great listener to the show. Yes, well, I got this as a message on Instagram from someone called Beanie. And Beanie on Instagram happened to do a cat. I don't want to call it.
Happy hardcore house. It's hard to tell what genre that is specifically. It's a separate genre. And then you made a funny noise.
Happy hardcore is a genre. Yeah. And then what was the other one I said? House.
Completely different and much wider genre. But to the layman, it's all the same fucking looking. Not really. It's all the same fucking.
I think even the layman could. That doesn't sound like either of those genres. What's the one that I like? That goes, weee.
That's dubstep. I like dubstep a lot. That became EDM. Whop whop whoop and whop.
Whop whop. Whop whop. Whop whop. Whop whop.
This has been 13 minutes away, man. I'm going to cut to fuck. Oh! Alright it's hot on here, and then I've been gonna highways.
Hey. Here's a relevant tale from the Dand floor Mr. Ganon. Oh boy.
The guy comes up to him. Which is slightly unusual, you know where he's playing? I'm gonna say I didn't want insult Beanie, but he should put a buffalo after the beanie Yeah, Beanie, buffalo, which would be fucking great to great name call yourself beefy buffalo Not beefy buffalo, yeah, no God yourself beefy buffalo, Beanie and beefy buffalo, because if you don't next we got on the show we're introducing a character called beefy buffalo So a girl comes up to me, which is slightly unusual Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, good Which is slightly unusual in my type of DJing, but I know this girl is a regular so it's all good, right? And then she goes do you have double zoot to which I say yes Then she replied and then the teen yeti won to which I of course said yes and fuck yes Did we play both we were talking for a bit and she said she started listening to cheap show while ago and like to the lot So if you ever doubt yourself remember that you'll find so good.
They've won your marketing for free now I remember a little story that I remember Beanie did actually share the teen yeti one with me. Do you remember it? Yeah, yeah, he's on tour through using a fragment of a teen yeti lyric Which is in fact one of the wraps it's on the off forthcoming LP. Yeah, which is where he goes from the fucking Alps or something So that lyric isn't it but I would say that genre yeah of that track that beanie sent it was much more gabber Gabber techno really fast enough because obviously knows that's all that matters so the double zoot was the Um, the album where all the languages made up and that's where the key or a song comes from Uh, Laura right or is the group.
Yeah, the boot was another track off that I'll be seen sample for some reason right that's what I'm thinking anyway Beanie, thank you very much. It's a story right now Let's exhortively fucking roll into the actual meat of the content of this podcast which is today's PO box delivered price of Shites price so to shy so don't get it wrong go. It's a buff along Go long go long go long go second buffling go girl Buff along go long go round the outside buffling go girls come around the outside come here darling You fancy a bit of a buff along go in the Congo go wrong go if you suck my dog Eli has his pen and paper ready. I'll be taking the guesses the price guesses now for it's time for Fucking place of shake.
Oh, it's a fucking place of shit. Oh, it's a fucking place of shake. Oh, it's a fucking place of shake Oh, it's a fucking place of shade. That's right.
That's right. It's time for the price of shine the game show We're Eli and I guess the price of shite bought from a charity shop and Eli now is gonna explain the point system for how this rolls out item by item One thing you have to remember about the price of shite is the points in this game are referred to as per twins That's very important You won't get far on this show if you don't recognize the power of a twin It's the power of the twins and put wings is the things that we strive for when we play the price of shite You get a between yeah, if your guess of the price is 25 p either way the actual price poor understand the lingo Don't be a buffer between go. What is it? Buff along go buff a twin go buff a twin go As soon as you read out that food group is called buffalo go we are both new we're gonna try and make hay with buffalo And go look ours by now people have recognized that this is also the title of this week's episode So he bought into it grand a grand buffalo go Terrible pace of underground buffalo go underground or ground buffalo ground buffalo go Now one between you get if you're 25 p either way the get of the price so let's just say I say one pound 25 and the actual prices One pound I get a between and also we get between you said 75 exactly see where we go with this why it's easy if you want two Potumes in this game.
I would like to put you like how do I get them you score two between by getting the price exactly right on the nose As we like to say if it's on the nose you score two between if it's on the nose you keep your clothes You keep your clothes on including your grandis. Yes indeed now. We all want two between but they are hard to get now Those are the basic rules there are other supplementary rules and sometimes the kind listeners who send in the boxes Yeah, have stipulations now. Do you want me to talk about the quid scambit?
Well, I reckon we can say that because it's not like this week It has a queen no quid scambit this week shall I just reveal what the letter says and then we can make adjustments what we've already said Please dear Eli and Paul and here big congratulations on your award I'm you got some recognition. I have been a fan for years. I thought I put together a price of strike for you I have enclosed five items five items purchased from cancer research UK in Portsmouth all from one shop Yeah, for a total of eleven pounds and twenty five pence. We've got a ceiling We know it ain't gonna go any item that when we guess our points today In fact, that is the exact price that it all came to 11 pounds 25 p.
Okay, I'm writing that down The usual between rules apply except ah for one item which was quite surprisingly cheap or expensive I forget anyway This item is worth double-put wings so best of luck identifying it the prices are in the envelope and indeed the envelope I know what you're about to say. What the fuck was that all about? So do we have to guess I'm like that is even too cheap or too expensive? Yeah, well, isn't that like the most nebulous thing is what I suggest under explained there what they're named They haven't gotten there yet.
I know is anymore. I'm holding back in case you rip into them I'm gonna rip into them I'm just gonna address them by their name. I don't want you I don't want you to know James name Well, the letters address to me Paul anything I'm right just as much as you to see what their name is absolutely really weird I'm sweaty. Yeah, I'm sweaty.
Yeah, good thing about nice wicking grumbles Eli goes pongo with a fuck off a pongo. Yeah, it's my faux pong's quite a lot So what do we do then it's even surprisingly cheap or surprisingly expensive? I forget so I don't know how you how we formulate that and I read It probably say on the price list, right? Yeah, but if it's too cheap and we think it's gonna be too expensive Then it's gonna throw our numbers off perhaps We just get the extra between whoever's closest on that particular item also it makes us double makes us kind of not trust our prices Also, I don't know if something meant to be expensive, but it's cheap Did they say which item that would be no whether they'd it will become clear once we hope prices Can I have their name please now?
I'm not gonna give you James's name in this letter I've already said this to you unclear there James on the Why do you think it's called James name's not James? That's just the name I'm giving him so you know I'm talking Really is James though? Anyway, I hope this makes for a decent price of shine I can't wait to see you both the cheerful if all live show in October keep up the good Working yesterday, we will see you there and then thanks James. So there are five items.
I've got a graph a grid a sheet You know, I'm gonna do well I'm gonna amend the game plan so we don't have to be too cheap or too expensive I reckon after all five items. We just look at the one item we think it's too cheap or too expensive I was of what the price is what they're thinking about when it comes to that basically We just have to get is an extra guessing game right? So there are five items and one there Yeah, we can get going right now. So shall we start up for it.
Let's begin the price of shite Right, I know what these are the written down here I will just pull them out and what I think is of interest come along don't be timid my sister's time for the prices to show this I just want to get this one out the way because I saw this and I thought oh we can't get any comedy out of this now This is a cycling quiz book by Collins over two thousand questions to test your cycling knowledge. Oh boy exciting stuff You want a cycling question pull the pass your cycle proficiency test. I did that's what my flatmate does. Oh, yeah Yeah, I thought he does.
Yeah, I like my little match there some national cycle proficiency badge that we're trying to I love that. Yeah, yeah, I actually like this you can make you can genuinely have it if you think it's gonna benefit him and his life And anyway, do you want a question from in here? Of course I do I want to see if the layman can get some of these Okay, I'm all surprised that they could find two thousand questions based on cycling I've opened a random page in this book rather than page this is quiz 56 pop luck. Oh, so there are 20 questions Which one do you want give it an extra pop luck?
It's not the top just number one. Yeah, okay? You're gonna love this this one's easy to easy to be the first and last because it's gonna be difficult too easy to go on Who in 2013 this everyone knows this who in 2013 became the first check rider to win the one-day Amstel gold race Whoa? Who the fuck is right?
I don't buff along go. I'm off a long go. Do you want the last question then? Yeah?
We're not even a bob lookin that up. Oh, if you know listening to this then congratulations. No, this is multiple choice So good good chance to be an edge. Yeah What was the nickname of early Tour de France winner Morris Garin was it okay choice a the butcher be the chimney sweep What the fuck will see the undertaker I'm sorry I'm sorry To drop your characters, but that's where we are you're the one who said the grondel taker I wasn't allowed to develop the grondel taker.
I'm just being don't you think about far undertaker characters could be in hand at the same space I think we've got too many grondel taking characters in general. There's no other crazy undertaker There's no other grondel taker and there's your judgmental which is you know who you're ripping off with your character anyway? What was the answer I've lost the page it was the butcher I don't know why would you call some of the chimney sweep? Why would you call a cyclist a chimney sweep?
But I don't understand well what do you think it is then? Well, because he chops in front of me, maybe all right. Let's just say someone came up to you I mean that guy over there, you know the old chimney sweep. What do you think you think I was gonna deviate wouldn't ya?
Maybe you know people have lots of different nicknames people. I have friends call me breadcrumbs. Yeah, but that's fine Why is that fine? I'm fair.
Yeah, but it's not there's only one time when I was making breadcrumbs for a meal That's why I got that nickname what I'm trying to say is yeah, it's completely arbitrary what sticks and stuff So maybe he wants got his head stuck in a fireplace and they said oh The old chimney sweep anyway, don't know what's the answer? We've got the answers coming on page one one. So they be delivered to a microphone is like one one seven Yeah, usually quite and you know sometimes people happy birthday to us Can't threaten you know it's not a box cutter. It is to the American audience who I'm appealing How many of them listen to this shit?
None of them understand what we're saying they think we're to Australian What's of Americans listen to us? All right, you ready? Yeah, it's chimney sweep it was gently sweep us. Does it say why?
No this book It's just I want to read you one out there Even get one I'll give you another potluck all right give me a question number seven seven Who was the only Spaniard to win a stage on the 2013 Giro d'Italia fuck off who fucking cares anything It's anything that isn't just about people who are cyclists, you know a Gregario is Italian name for what a break We're the answers on a different page what page then is it I'm changing my answer key changer a domestic I don't even know what a domestic is now need to figure out what a domestic domestic What's the other question I asked you and the fucking whatever who was the only Spaniard to win number seven been a I you know I can't be any of this Anyway, it's a terrible item. Let's not dwell on it poor. We need a guess now Do you want to guess first the price? Yeah, I should mention everyone we do have a guardian of the betweens They're in a nice brown envelope middle it but see it there and grumpy fibage is sitting I will say just one answer I don't know what the question is but one answer is will he pluck will he pluck pluck pluck pluck pluck pluck pluck yeah anyway I think this is 75 English Pence okay, it's gonna have a guess point 75 No quid no quid no quid no quid no quid no quid I'm gonna say quit although if there were any of these items ends up being a quid or make what have we done well We can put the quid ganbit on he didn't say he couldn't do the quid ganbit True sometimes they highlight it and sometimes it's a game we have to play There might not be any item that is a quid though.
Yes true. So we're gonna have one extra between I'm still gonna say 75 P for that What are you gonna say quit right item number two ready for item number two poor you mentioned mulchy Fibidor Masco made by Nicky is currently guarding the prices guarding the prices there like you'll like this one though Oh, I get that one out the way because it has no interest to us either really I know and we tried to get some Fucking did I know wow what happened? There you go, and he's handed to me it's wrapped up tiny little little package here You could slip it in either like a little matchbox if you wanted to decide or I'm guessing figurine Oh, well, you wouldn't be too far wrong guessing some kind of little figure So it's very was found the box tape. This was found the box labeled whimsies whimsy.
Well, that's what we're all about here On our chip show we love our whimsy here. It's a big whimsy whimsy festival. Oh, it's one of these I like this. We'll tell them what it is.
It's a little porcelain dog, but these have got a name because they're I can't remember What they're cool. I mean is the most generic of ceramic little ceramic dog and it looks like it's actually it must have You know what it looks like at the bottom you to have like little green felt or something on it Well, it looks like it's actually resin pretending to be a ceramic. That's what the bottom reveals It's a it's a varnished resin not bad No, a lot of these are chips. Yeah, it's trying to get to you and this looks like it is in fully in condition dogs These days have to be chipped though.
They so their owners know where they are and if they go missing they can find them Yes, that's a part on the work ship what's the connection between a real dog and a porcelain dog? They have to be chipped Conclave get it sorry, but I'm still thinking about quitting the show now. Oh, I get something else to do all the work My kid just retire on a beach in a magalouff. I had to buff along those with this time of year I'd love to go to but the price of sky hide this time of year.
I saw that ad come along go to buff along go That one no, it was don't be a dron go cover the buff along. No, it was like the lounge. Oh come to buff along Anyway, how much do you think that little fucking dog is that lounge? Oh buff a lean go?
I'm what do you think that fucking little dog is? I think these dogs can be priced up. These are very collectible certain ones are collectible And you remember I bought one from that charity shop in Pinna the hospice in Pinna. Yeah, it was six quid and you outraged Hey, it was a little fox.
Maybe this is part of the whole it's too expensive or too expensive It's my turn to guess first. Here's the thing we're gonna ignore the price on that I'm just gonna try and guess the item on its own in situ Well, I think he's giving me a clue here. Maybe you're right. These do these do get priced up Well, maybe I'm reading too much into it all you always do this to me Yeah, I have some kind of theory and then I think that's right and then I end up being wrong But I'm gonna stick my neck out here and you think about it It's only five items we have to get up to 11.
I'm gonna say five pounds for this I'm gonna say five pounds for this is one of those daring dog five pounds a very daring gambit We can always go back at the end and change our prices is that right poor? No, that's the way we've always played it is it? Yeah, this is the first of a play the game. I don't know what you're all about.
Shut up. You tell me yeah, we can I'm gonna go ahead and say one pound on the nose. Oh, I still I feel like a sign saying wins He will also have an assign saying every item a pound. Okay, you're right now.
You've got different theory I think a different theory right now it would work like it's a box of whimsies therefore. They're gonna be 25 pH I'm still saying five. You're saying one. Yeah, okay.
Let's go for the third item next one. He's saving the best of last Well, I mean objectively speaking yeah, this looks very phallic and he's handed me and I'll be honest when I first saw this I did think it was like a honey pot for penises This is a little plastic box containing what looks to be a Christmas themed fleshlight water bottle It's very pink and fleshy looking rubbery looking can I tell you what it says it is on the letter? What does it say is I think is that odds with what it is? I'm opening it now everyone It's a mr.
Cheers pink stress toy and they say this looks incredibly wanky now I say it does look like one of those sex toys on honey pot or whatever they call it Oh, you remember and give a squeeze. No, this is I mean me. That did just like a sex toy Come on like that It is but it's a little zip round the neck. So what you put in it?
It's like a water bottle holder It's like a purse it's all like it's got a little maybe it's like a pencil case thing Is it for like in your car you hang it up and it holds your water bottle in your inner car? Maybe it says it's a stress toy, right? But I don't think it is a stress toy. It's got some kind of utility I was a telescopic because you can scrunch it up.
Yeah, and unscrun shit there. You see that I like that sound The way out isn't it if you put a little latex opening there that is definitely a blowjob toy you could fill it with some kind of Gel or Vaseline or whatever or you know fill it from full of chunky The good is like you know, it's a me Sin Buffalo go a bit of a long way What is your view on the new pope? Oh, I like that you pop either rather my time's going for my barica cool Hey everybody, it's me. It's kind of on seed off you go then I'm gonna hold the knife to myself and frat myself.
Please don't I was happy to see the card and all that and I'll be Now this depicts a person looks like a pig wearing a brain-tier hood. Yeah, this is quite cool Actually, I just wish you had a more defined purpose. What's the sale of the back? Did you say it's all in Chinese?
I can scan it look looks like it's one of several characters you can get because there's other characters portrayed on the card there Came in the thing. Okay officially speaking. This is a silicon pencil case guys It contains silicon and a metal zipper and that's all it says it is a telescopic pencil case ball And there's a website called corn call QUN Uncle yeah, it says that on the zip to get like a sister you're funny. I'll go terrible corn call Cut out the sister I know I know I've got it.
You've reminded me. What where do you wear to underpants? Where do they go when they Where do they go Paul underpants? Where do they go?
Where do they go when they're looking for when they're on a romantic journey? I'm gonna fucking blow my brains out in a minute when they're on a romantic journey into a rock and roll future don't know Granda Road What is thunder road what is thunder road? It's a reference to my Mac no that's thunder dome. Yeah, but some of the other's a ball gangle thunder road Which is so where do underplants go where they want to play a ball?
Go fucking tell me go under roads or a Nothing Nothing I got a joke for Eli. Where do you bury your spong in a semen Terry? Seminary Go Break after this yeah, I'm a little break. No break.
I'm a little break. I'm a little break. I'm a second We've got yeah, but it's already running long and I'm getting fucking tired of it So I'm sure the listener is between between items between items. Yes, that's how we sports go all the points know between I get it points weird You're weird.
I'm sweating. Yeah What are we doing? Oh price price I'm gonna go to get the price first on the pencil case how much did I say the first two items were So I can just be a recap here if you would yeah skin free little bucket papers No, I think they're what the app is I just have the prices you said 75 people the first item one pound for the second I'm gonna go ahead and say for this one it is maybe something like 250 it is mint on cards got the new the card box It's all it's nice thing actually I mean it's a pencil case It's a fine pencil case. It's weird this whole trend in toys where the toy depicts a child wearing an animal costume Yeah, you've seen those teddy bear ones.
What's that all about weird? I saw a post-modern thing where the doll depicts a dog inside another doll sort of thing What this says to me is that the sex shop factory had molds going and the next little pencil case factory when can we borrow your flesh and light Mold way's not exactly what I'm saying that can I think a little bit of work I could say that into a very very good sex toy and I will well You just need a bunch of marks of filling the girtho. I just put some like chop chicken in oh, yeah Stiffs the liver no live us. It's not the butcher's go.
Where's your off-tribe fill up my silicone pot with your liver? We're doing well today Paul we're doing well, and then I'll bury it in the cemetery Do you know what it is Paul? You're right? I'll check it out in here It's like it's like Edinburgh after two weeks in a hot sticky room.
It's no laughs to be had No, I was forcing it extended to ten years and we're on the same page mate. We don't make a laugh anymore Oh, we do we do 50 you said yeah, we do make each other laugh. I don't know man. We do we had a good laugh last week member Did we yeah two power 50 a saying yeah for that?
I liked I liked that price. I like it Paul I like the sound of it. I like it sounds good sounds natural. It's a bit of a shot the dark I will say that sounds lovely coming out your mouth I'm gonna say one pound 75 fair enough.
He's hedging his bets there. Well, I've gone way out on the dog for fiber way out Way out he said a five or a four-slane dog, but you might be right We'll soon find out because we have two more items and he like can amend the score later if you want to do for now But for now we must roll on past the sex toy pencil case on to our next item Hello everyone. We're back with the price. Oh dish.
I so prize. Oh the buys We have guest the first three items that James has sent us Thank you James and he's given us an actual price ceiling all five of these items Oh come just remind you Paul to 11 pounds and 25 and what what you've got exactly my question Here oh good you spent 175 375 four pounds and 25 pencil you have another Seven quid interesting this the bomb okay, and I've spent 775 so I got less because I did put the dog yeah the resin dog quite high quite high because I've seen them go for a lot and Well, it's time to get the fourth item out so that's whip it out whip out that item port. We're ready to ready to see it Oh, I had it. Oh, I said I thought go on what what TV TV network do underpants like to watch Grunty yeah, I was that was the thing I was fishing for Okay, oh it's a ball game.
Yeah, I've got actually on cut this with a knife The box cut is coming in it's actually handy. I have to say Paul. Yeah, he's a nice looking box car is it Stanley? Oh my god, no more right.
I'm all right. I'm all right. It just prick me Fucking careful. You're tired.
I got the shakes. It's just just use the box cutter. Well, I've done it. It's all right Look, there's no blood.
I just pricked it. You're just a prick. Oh, oh Don't try and respond to that. It's perfect Who made that box cutter?
It is a Stanley's life. It's a nice one. It's a heavy fogger as well. Oh, it's a lovely weight That's a three mo one.
Where did you get that? Probably Amazon or something very good one. Yeah lovely weight to it. Yeah a pleasing weight in the hand killed a few monkeys with it Why the animals always get it from you?
Fucking animals get they get boned and then they get slaughtered. Is that what it is? That's not right? Paul.
Yeah, it's not right. Marche fibijis here. Marche fibijis are deity of the woodlands and all those animals Yeah, you can live in the jungle. He doesn't like jungles.
Oh gee mulchies. There's no mulchiness in the jungle So therefore there's no sudden leaves to mulch through. He's got relatives in the Amazon to young young El mulchio Fibaccio. No, that's not a racist.
That is and also probably Italian by the sounds of that. No, I don't know They're jungles. Oh, they're jungles. Oh, they're other Italian jungles.
I'm not doing anything you want today. Oh, okay I can for is a ball game. It's called think blocks game. Can you spot in a block?
Can you spot in a block? Oh you spot? I mean like this it looks fun. It looks fun, man I don't know what the rules are it's gonna be more fun than cycling trivia.
That's which will boy howdy it will be howdy That's your thing now. I saw that you posted boy howdy when you were promoting last week's episode in an ask from where did Paul Mick boy Howdy I don't know boy. How does the thing people say in the American film? Oh boy howdy?
We're gonna be doing shooting tonight boy. Howdy. We've been gonna be doing shooting tonight tonight I think it's something like that. I say booting shooting ama boot shooting cowboy damn me crazy my obsession from a Western but Dan floor Hey, you know the old rodeo get a bit more than a memo one two three four five on psycho official live that don't impress me much Oh, it comes with ice and an egg timer Egg timer dices a pet there's a pad where you write shit down What do you have to do?
I don't know the rules I think are in the big thick book it comes in like it looks like a calendar or buying There's a nice instructions. Oh, just read them and we can play it. Hello. Allow me to introduce myself.
I'm dr. See more blots I created think block image by I don't hear him. I don't hear from him How do you play it the ink form the many smudges blobs lines and gloves slobs off along? Oh It was just can be so okay good object to see as many different items in the thing block images as your imagination can suggest Oh, fuck points of score by identifying as many items as possible than each think block image and persuading other players to see them To the winner is the first person to get to the end of the scoreboard and back.
Okay one set up the bind They flip the front to the front back the clip pencils blah. Let's play roll the dice think I'm just gonna go to a think block and you said me what you're doing. It's all rules and shit Not very good. It's all rules and shit, right.
Let's just do a thing But I tell me what you think it is this is image one Eli and I want you to tell me what you see in this thing Bluff what is it the raw shock test raw starch raw starch? What is it? Raw starch? Raw starch?
I think it's raw starch. Another related word is peridolia. Peridolia, right? It's like peridolia the game.
So I think it was between my bottom I also would be perinimidolia That's the one. I'm gonna show you this. I tell you what I'll take pictures of the images we use so you can go on our website or it's near now You can't say we're not creative around here. I think some people would.
Perinimidolia. Yeah, I'm gonna take pictures of everything we use in this image, right? And all this lit. Okay, so judging by the back popularized in the years after World War one boy Howdy.
Okay, American vernacular. Now the raw shock test is when you look at something and whatever you see in the ink lot image represents something about how you see the world Well, it's a therapist. I think they've been widely discredited by psychology science these days. It's like sinking sand It's basically just a way of quicksand of getting someone just to think of something And then you try and look at the Freudian metaphor behind it What if I see oh I see my mum for example?
Oh, I see my mum sucking off the postman Yeah, and then they know about your trauma. That's how it works. Yeah, so I'm gonna show you this first thing. You know I'm getting it.
You're gonna show me the first image. No, shut up Let me fucking say it before you let me fucking get on with it, right? I'm gonna take pictures of what we see and I'll put them on our website and Instagram So you can see whatever is that we see in these blocks. Oh, yeah, give me one is your first plot.
Is it the oh? Oh, I see her just like a Spanish matador. Yeah, right? Do you see that?
I see a bow tie. Okay, I'm in the middle Yeah, and that's his mustache and that's his mustache and he's got like no He looks like a matador as I said, and also look look like dollar sign there on the right. Yeah, this is shit I'm looking like sickles look like he's holding sickles. Oh and those things at the top look like F's on their side or those musicals Sucks man, so maybe it's like a jester head at the bottom.