Ep. 45 - Babies Are Dumb and So Are Bad Dates - 02/05/2025

In today’s Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor dive headfirst into the internet’s dumbest rabbit holes, including:🚩 The biggest "nah, I’m out" dating moments, featuring one guy who got ranked against his date’s exes and another whose relationship literally crashed and burned to Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls.🚴 Why bicycles are mysteriously missing from post-apocalyptic fiction (Mad Max on a penny-farthing needs to happen).🐍 A scientific discovery that proves babies are fearless idiots with zero natural fear of snakes.🐈 Why kicking your boyfriend’s cat is a guaranteed ticket to being single.💨 Celebrating National Fart Day the only way we know how—by slapping the fart button like it owes us money.👨‍🦲 The Blue Man Group are fake baldies, and we feel deeply betrayed.If you like absurd debates, chaotic nonsense, and way too much thought put into dumb internet questions, this episode is for you.