Ep. 45 Twas The Week Before Christmas And The Senator Broke His Wrist

Stress during the holidays.  We all are subject to it and I hope you're experiencing a minimum of stress this year.  Personally I don't need the holidays to feel stressed. All I need is a day that ends with the letter Y.  Today's guest is the Senator and you're not going to believe this but he flaked on me. Kept me waiting for a couple of hours so he could fulfill his obligation… to get his haircut.  I'm not sure how that is an obligation but in his fantasy world it apparently is. We will quarrel over that like an old married couple and I will turn his microphone off not once but twice.  He also broke his wrist. We'll find out about that, and we'll find out how I get too angry and need to chill out, but first we drop in on the senator as he is unable to get his microphone to work and he is the one who's having some patience issues.  It's a holiday cheer Modern Moron and thank you for listening.   I'd like you to note that when he was lecturing me about staying calm and letting me know that he had "obligations" the obligation turned out to be an impromptu haircut.  He is so unbelievably full of shit… maybe that's what he'll get in his stocking. It won't be his own shit because he's constipated but I would be happy to fill it for him.  Next week will feature a continuation of this misogynistic conversation as I call out Greta Thunberg as Time Magazine Whiner of the Year.  I know its not popular but being an "activist" means doing something other than complaining. Ask Obama... But this is a time of good cheer… and now that I've ruined it, I'd still like to wish you a Happy and Safe Holidays and we'll leave you with a quick note from someone special…..