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Ep 450: Corrupted Data Legacy

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This is it! This is Episode 450! To celebrate, Paul & Eli are putting the final touches on their CheapShow Album. However, this will lead to an adventure like no other before in the podcast’s past. TrackBot has been abused one to many times and not only does this mean the album project is in jeopardy, but the existence of CheapShow itself! There is only one way to save the day, and it involves the cheap chaps beaming INTO Trackbot and hunting through a digital landscape for a solution. It’s an odyssey that allows Paul & Eli to revisit their past and, possibly, rewrite it. They’ve got 1 hour to rescue CheapShow from the brink of annihilation… But what does it mean for the future? Probably not much! Additional Music From Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio Art By Vorratony See pics/videos for this episode on our website: https://www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-450-corrupted-data-legacy SEE US LIVE: Oct 18th @ The Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival 2.30pm, London https://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/festival/cheapshow---live-from-cheerful-earful-podcast-festival-18th-oct-2025-tickets Watch Our 10th Birthday YouTube Live Stream! https://youtube.com/live/Z18i8M3Eqac?feature=share And if you like us, why not support us: www.patreon.com/cheapshow If you want to get involved, email us at [email protected] For all other information, please visit: www.thecheapshow.co.uk Like, Review, Share, Comment... LOVE US! MERCH Official CheapShow Magazine Shop: www.cheapmag.shop Send Us Stuff: CheapShow PO BOX 1309 Harrow HA1 9QJ

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What you doing there? I'm making notes and I... Why? I'm getting the final details ready for the...

The album. Oh cool, yeah. Right, we're about to get it printed and shit and everything and I've just got to... Go for the final details and then we can send it off to the presses.

Right, so Tony's done the artwork, yeah that's fine, it ends on the design album design. I've reached out to all the artists, the tracks, they're all ready to go. So we're all ready ready to go, we've got to do the... We're just about to sign it off, are we?

Yeah, and then we've got to sign off on all of this. All the digital information that the company needs to press the album, yes. Oh, I do. How are you going to send it put it on an email or something?

No, we've got it on a... It's going to upload it data, upload all the data. Upload it to the... Yeah, go make it a zip or something.

But a zip file it to the most. Okay. It's a complicated process. You're like, I don't suppose you know what that means, would you?

That sounded very complicated. It is. Very in the know about the way these things are done. Do you know about PDFs?

I do. Do you know about... I saw some of this recording. I sometimes convert lossless.

Lossless recording. I heard that term. And vinyl compression. I think you know what I've heard.

E-Q-ing. What I've heard. What I've heard. Lossless recordings are myth.

Next level. I'm debugging your ideas. What's your name? Tell us where you've got those facts.

Otherwise, it's just Candy Pop Mouthed Garbage from Lollipop Man's face, isn't it? No, I'm not. I'm a lollipop man face. Because it's nice and round and I want to lick it.

You want to lick my face? Yeah. He's got a lollipop face, a lollipop face, a lollipop face. Anyway, where have you got all this information stored before you upload it?

I mean, on the computer, but this is the notebook if you know so I can tick off. Wait, hang on. What? What about the actual track list?

Well, have you worked that out yet? Yeah, that's all stored on track bots mainframe. Oh, sorry. All the tracks are on.

Oh, who is? Who? Trackbot. Trackbot.

I gave him all the digital information on his teacher hard drive. What the fuck? No, but he's got it. He's actually corrupted inside.

He's never got one single piece of data. It's fine. That's his whole race or debt. That's what he does.

This is encrypted. You can fuck up our track list, man. No, he's not. He's been a totally fucking, he's not.

He's spunk riddled to the max. Who's faulted that? Who's faulted that? Okay.

All of our. Okay. All of our. Okay.

I haven't done that in a long time. I've got video footage on our CCTV. That puts you in his booth at midnight last night. No, it does not.

I've got to be on with Trackbot. You were there before me? Yes. But I only gave him a couple of clips, a couple of cheeky slips.

And I finished myself off in bed. Why have you used it to store our tracks? It's just his hard drive. It's just encrypted the data.

It's fine. I'll get encrypted. Is that your word for it? Well, encrusted.

In spunked. Yeah, encrusted it. Thank you. It's much better.

Listen, let me go and get Trackbot. Let me go and get Trackbot. In spunked it. In spunked it.

Trackbot. Come over here, mate. We need you. We need you.

I'm not gonna be a little. I'm not gonna be a little. Fantastic. We'd just like to retrieve the track listening for the album.

I've got the tracks I gave you on the hard drive to keep separate from the rest of your system. How do you actually get it out of Trackbot, Paul? I haven't thought about that. It's just about a connector.

It's a little dongle hole there. You see that? It's a dongle hole. Nice little kind of rounded.

I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it.

I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it.

I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it.

I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it.

I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it.

I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it.

I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it.

I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it.

I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it.

I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it.

I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it.

I see it. I see it. By the foster, I was always doing it again. Yeah, he sounds a little bit wide out.

How's it not? What's the last track? Trackbot, just to see how corrupt it is? What is the last track of the whole album?

Brr, brr brr brr brr. Oh, Timmy Mallard says, sexy time disco. Thank you trackbot, right. Yeah.

Now, loading audio files uploading corruption data hard drive. Mate, I think there's something really wrong with trackbot. You should go bananas, really? Probably.

I tell you what. Listen, listen, I'm fucking sick and tired. If we can't lose the album, I need to find that manual with the number for the operator. So I'm going to need to next-all.

I'm just going to pop. I'm going to stay here, keep an eye on it. Well, I need to power him down or something. Paul, I mean, they just ignore him like no, no, no.

There's no torture. You might completely break down, but I think you should turn him off. Turn him off. Don't, don't turn him off.

Just mind, just mind for out for him. All right, just mind out. I've got to go and look for the booklet. All right, just don't torture him.

Don't do anything. All right, that's it. Also, won't. Corruption, database, corruption.

Data, album, made, blues, files, chug down. Emergency, sleep mode. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. All right, seems like he's powered off there.

Good. Good. It's like steams at steam coming off him. Yeah, that is steam coming off him.

Anyway, we'll get the book then. Hopefully sort that out. Is that his mouth charging unit? Yeah.

No. No, it mustn't really be real bad. Look, it'd be a bad look if I did it now. Just maybe just in the charging port.

Just smell the charging port. You're going to smell the charging port. It's right. Just keep it in your pants.

Go and smell the charging port. Keep it in your pants. That's all I'm going to do. Walk past track box.

Just a minute. Where is Paul anyway? He can't expect me. He cannot expect me to completely resist.

I'll just give it 30 seconds, right? All right. One last go round and there we go round. Oh fuck it.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. This is the block down.

Where's the fucking credit? You're six hours. Look at it. What's up.

Welcome to Gorgen. The sauces and world's greatest. Two things I'm responsible for. Shop.

Shop. Shop. Shop. We borrow.

I hate you. You're a fucking cosy. GGM. There's a shine.

It's a cheap show. Right, apparently that phone number has worked since 1999. E. Elli.

Hello. Wait, what's going on here? Why is track box thrifting out? What's all these warning sirens and stuff?

What's going on track what track box answer your master? Track box is shutting down completely corruption of the database. What do you mean corruption database? What's going on?

Where's Eli Eli inside me data transfer corruption wait? What Eli's inside of you? How did that even come to be he did nasty in me to protect Database I had to draw him into my mainframe all right well, then what how can we fix this? How can we fix this track?

Bart will shut down deleting all chicho content from existence in one earth hour Yeah, right. There was a what do I do? What how can I fix this? Enter me enter me on my motherboard and fix corrupted files right and how do I get in you?

You must do that nasty in my mouth port. Oh Really do it soon? Oh, it's lost album last show lost history database last oh, I'm just not in the mood I'm just oh, I'll get a bit of a trouble. Oh here we go then Enter me and look for that out.

Oh, okay. Here we go. It's been a while track about sorry Oh, oh, it's a little bit a little bit rubbery. No, I can put it in Trying to get you Oh, it's like Shawn in here in it.

Oh, it's all zips up lighting in neon's and blacks or it's very nice I think there's daftpong in the background. I don't know. I don't know what legally copyright free version of this I can go Oh, hock what sound upon the digital landscape to screet my ear. I must investigate before it sounds familiar Hmm.

It looks like a man of familiar familiar shape. Oh, I remember him. Why is he ring so true? I'll call him over.

Hock sir you there come over here I'm not really a man just a sort of avatar of that guy But I'm actually representing her the motherboard of track box I represent all his memories and all that stuff So you're like a digital kind of interface we mean track about that I'm entering my piss. Yeah your digital secretaries Oh, yes, Karen Margaret Margaret to Margaret Strokes. Oh, it's a very nice one I'm off off off off off off off off off off and digital piss Oh, no, believe me your avatar. So what you get bill loads of piss time limits It's a kid at all thick.

It's you know, it's busy all the time. It's splashing on my face. Well, I'm glad you're having fun inside track box database But why are you here? Oh?

Don't you worry about that. Yes, right? Oh, yeah, what about yes, it's you you Actually, there's actually a peril track box in danger of losing all of the cheap show digital files Why is it wait? So if he shuts down for good we lose the album lose the podcast and we lose 10 years of data and content You lose everything to do with the show all of the content Well, that's the album that's fucked.

Oh, believe me. Anyway, that's a way that you can you can help Yeah, before I came inside track box. He said I had to look for some golden orbs for golden orbs Where do I find them? That's right?

You have to go find four days or bring them together They'll be able to save the album actually so it's very blazed out Okay, that sounds very important, but where do I find them? I don't know. I mean, I mean, I mean, I know where Eli is But Eli has the first of the authors from looking at the data stream for a bra Data streams, because we're like digital piss streams going down, right? Anyway, golden orbs set me off.

They give piss Right, so where do I go then because it's just this weird digital landscape with neon colors and black blackness Well, Eli right, I said into this happy place So you have to go to the digital version of his happy place inside a trap box over the wall It's like undefined digital inviolent It's basically like the holodeck and Star Trek right right right right right right right right right right right right right Well, come on to holiday shit. I'm gonna go to a 17 years in relation to be drowned in Right, I bet there's a door there that says Eli's happy place, which is just appeared weird. Okay, uh, and I go Whoa Holy shit, this is really realistic. This is like a digital database from cheap shows history Very real.

I can feel the wind. I can feel the grass on my feet. It's where am I? Where is this?

It looks familiar. Where's Eli then? Where is he? Nice feel this some church Some bats seats and some Oh I better find Eli because I need to tell him that we need to get these data orbs collected or four of them Otherwise trackbot will melt down and take all the information of cheap show with it and the album album podcast characters everything We melted down and deleted unless I find these up.

All right, better get on with it. Here we go. Where is he? Where is he?

There he is What are you doing over there? He's tossing something about I'm not gonna do the obvious guy boys and girls ladies and gentlemen. I'm gonna say Eli Eli mate, what are you doing? What are you doing here?

What are you doing? What are you doing? How are you? I'm all right How long have you been here for because I just got beamed in?

Um, I've always been here, no? No, you were in my living room with me about I know 10 minutes ago I don't know what you're talking about. You fuck trackbot and then you got sucked into his machine Nice to see you though. Look at his beautiful day here.

Yeah, where are we? We were in the house. Did he fix tension? Oh, that makes sense trackbot told me.

Okay. I got a letter mate. Let me boil this down Basically, we've got to find four golden data orbs and re input them into trackbot's motherboard Otherwise, he'll melt down taking with him all the information for the cheap show album And only that but all of cheap show full stop. He's got every single character location episode referenced on his hard drive and if he melts down It all goes so we need to get them to collect them.

Why? Why? Sorry? Could you just make that bit more concise?

You fucked trackbot so hard that you ruined his motherboard. I beamed in to chase you Right. I spoke to a representation of his core Who was represented by brand off and he said I had to beam into certain data memory bank pockets It's quite as long as the first time you tried to explain it. Yeah, but that's the bit we recorded later and then you ruin that I'm doing it now just now just now you've tried twice to explain it to me just now and both times the second time is longer and I tried to say Do you make it remember Star Trek's holodeck?

Yeah, we're in one of them. Ah, all right. All right, and you're in your own personal You're in you're in you're in you're in your own personal happy space. Yeah, I actually I had that makes sense actually for me You've only been gone for like 10 minutes or so forever.

I don't need to eat or anything. Oh shit I like to shit though. I know I've been feeling there's no there's no hole on me. There's no bum home.

I like you front. That's all good Yeah, I know we know it or do any what about your sticky business? I don't do sticky business. You've been here for an eternity You've not done any sticky business.

I don't need to go my airaby. That's not an airaby because it is what it's a big round. Got weight That's the data role I was told to look for. I know I know I might as well have people I know I know I know I know I know I might be here over years with my family And with her job, yeah, make sense.

I live up there on hamster's way. No, in hamster's way. No, we passed it on child That's the way I told you about um donkeys. No about pausing police academy and his dad.

Yeah Anyway, I need to take that off you. We need to get back out of I know I want to why should I I like it here? I don't need to eat I don't need to work. I don't need to shoot unfortunately over here's the problem If we don't find these four orbs soon that all of track box melts down and this will be corrupted by my evil poisonous influence Your people poison influence.

Well, you can see already over there's there's two dogs fucking Yeah, that's normal in that my faces Fucking hell with my face and they're eating scat and having sex It's gonna be mount one of these one's eating dog shit. Well as the other one. Fuck. I've got my face.

Let's get Look at this. There's there's a giant woman with like sweltering breasts and it's cream. It's got creamy nips and it's saying mama mama It's it's saying it's a mama the we it's it's the worst Stop with the corruption in pro because it's not working you've convinced me. Yes.

I remember now It's coming back to me. Yes, I thought track bar and then a computer beam came out and and and Sucked me in line by line data line by data line. It's all coming back to me now It's all coming back all coming back though. So let's listen It's popped into it looks just like a golden orb thing.

Yeah, not gold like a golden orb in his gold It's gold. Why is gold? Because I've got something at home that looks like Or save on prop money. Yeah the huge budget for our audio podcast Anyway, I'm up for moving on to the next bit of the story.

All right. Well, then I'll take the orb and then we need to go back to the motherboard Inside track box. Okay, where we go next? All right So we can listen to some drum and bass later.

They are like we're fine. They said hold my hand and we'll go back touching in real time to grab this instead Oh Blimey OH Back in the bucket use of that, no transitioning through zones. Yeah, it's all very digital little blocking Oh I've got up in there. It gets all pixelated out of my thumb art I've got my arses packed with voxels.

You have voxels. Yeah. Voxels make their their pixels, but three dimensional I thought a voxel is like a cube. Thank you.

Thank you for that schooling anyway remaining orbs! I believe I blabblabblabblabblab! It is I, Jimmy Biscuits in Digital Form. I'm 16 bit, 32 bit, 64 bit, 128 bit, kind of guy here.

And I'm here to teach you and show you the way here. Hello, Jimmy. That's my... I can see you in the Digital Form.

Yeah. I did no track, but had all of Cheapshow and if they'd have the binds, I thought it was just music. No, it's great to be in here. I have all the luxuries, a man can do.

I've got poor side ladies. I've got poor side portals. I've got poor side old side bags of money. Oh, that's great.

So are you running any businesses in the Digital Realm then? Because you always wear a bit of an entrepreneur, Jimmy. So what I do is I protect Digital IP rights of stars in the Digital Never Space. Nice, but you also, presumably, you have access to track box data, what remains of it, what we really need from you.

We need to... Or isn't this right? We need to know where do we get the next door? What do we do next?

What do we get the next door from? Well, I'm the Green Fine. What I'm hearing is the second door is on another realm. You've got to cross over into Paul's special memory space.

Right, so what does that mean then? Do I have to go through the door that says Paul's memory spot and we get another orb? There we go for a door or something like that. It's a door-based consensus.

Very much a sort of cut-neck scene sort of thing. It's a cut-neck scene sort of thing. It's a cut-neck thing, right? Next fucking scene.

Hark, Over there, yonder. You will see a Digital World Fall of glistening-cute voxels. And if you cross over through that, you'll find Paul's special place. So, voxels just came up again, did it?

And I drive a car, the Vox-Haul car, but I'm here. Alright, thanks Jimmy or the Avatar of Jimmy or whatever. Right, Paul, you ready? And when I go through the woods, I hang out with my little friends in the Vox-Haul.

Fox, Fox-Haul. Where the foxes? Fox-Haul, right? Go over there, I'm gonna go back to my spool side ladies and drink and bags of money and collect digital IPs of the rich and famous.

Daddy-bye! Right, God, I think he should stick to being an agent or whatever he's doing. Because jokes weren't loud, no, no, no, no. It was trying to be puns on Vox-Haul, was it?

Like, Brando was off his game as well. I thought Brando was going to be good. I thought he was a lackluster. Wow, I guess the Digital for member and song is an accurate, like thing.

I thought Brando was a moment of brilliance with all that stuff about the Digital piece. Yeah, that wasn't just doing a lame series of fucking puns, was he? No, that's fine. No, that's fine.

He's more about the old- He's more about the old- It's fine. You could barely remember how to portray that character. I think I'm going to go for the fucking... I'm not what my memory is, I'd be very interested to know what lies beyond Yonder or water, You'll have to be places went to be.

We'll see, let's go through. Okay, we go boys and girls. We go boys and girls! Et cetera!

If you want to do that, I'm going to be doing the math noise. No! I'm just going to type in the key. Oh, whoa, whoa!

Go on, type in the blue- Let's say blue, fucking bleep then. Bleep, bleep, fucking bleep, what the? Oh, what's this? Where are we?

Hang on, let me have a look around. Where have we been been to? Because Trackpock just scammed my brain and then sent me to the place where the orbit in the data memory banks. This looks even nice to be in your brain mate.

Oh, I know where this is. So beautiful, I know where this is. There's the eaves of an oak tree. Underneath the eaves of an oak tree.

Yeah, I know where we are. I know what you're talking about. It's good. I know.

So it's just a state that I'm admitting it as well. I am admitting it as well. Right. So I'm looking around.

Oh, I know where I am. This is pre-cheap show. This is cherry tree. What's mate?

This is eventually. Oh, I used to live in these pretty cheap shows as well. Yeah, we both did at some point. But this was where I would go.

This is years before cheap show when I was doing temp work at one of those horrible fucking, we don't care about you just sit there and fucking copy out these spreadsheets into an XL4. Day to kind of end to day entry jobs. And when I wasn't working during the day, because it was like three days a week or temp work or so, I would literally roll a load of joints, come up to this little park, sitting in an underbrush. Underbrush?

Underbrush? No. What's it called? Sit under a tree.

Under a tree. I sit under a tree and smoke the afternoon away with a little coffee. Why did you reroll them? Why didn't you roll them when you were out here?

Because I'm not a very good roller. I have to win the end shit. So I've just pre-roll them. They're all good to go.

Yeah. Oh, they updated the park a little bit since I was last year. Playground is updated. Yeah.

The lovely park, this cherry tree would. Lovely. Toillets always approve that. They've got public loose here, which is great.

If they're open. They used to be a cafe. Might still be a cafe, would you? They're toilets there.

No, they were open when I came down here because I came down here on my wonders. Oh. A few times. You were wandering.

Yeah. I've been wandering only as a cloud around here. Twer, eventually Twer, was well. And that lavatory public loop.

Yeah. Very classic cottage, where we got the term cottaging from. OK. Did you see any game?

I know. But did you see any cottaging? Why were they? No, I'm just saying it.

As you can see, why they said that there was no cottaging. No, I'm not because I could get case X if I wanted it. I don't know about that. I don't know about that.

Game ad have standards, just like women do mates. Listen. Well, everyone out there, please reply in the comments. I would give a mercy fucker, a mercy fucker Eli Silverman.

Not even if we were frozen in space and you were spinning, from spinning through the air. Yeah. Yeah. So.

Space game. Bye. Sorry. Sorry.

That has got me. No, I'm glad. Space game. Oh, another bench, just a trick of the light in memory of Joe Hogan.

Who was Joe Hogan? You can see the Northern Line where it merges over there. Yeah. The number of times I would just sit here and stare at the trains, going in and out of the tunnel, as I just sat here, wondering honestly, wondering what the fuck I was going to do with my life for many, many afternoons up this top end of the cherry tree woods.

Yeah. So I'm not familiar with this top end. You can go right up to the back of it, right up to the back and see the tunnel and where the trains coming out. Do you want to go do that?

I think that's where the data orbit is. If you ask me, it's going to put it in the place I sat most. Which was there, wasn't it? Yeah.

Yeah. So yeah. Honestly, I think if you live in London or any kind of metropolitan city, it's nice if you can find a spike for middle and like, this was a perfect respite for me when I was miserable, depressed in my tiny fucking bedroom. That's what I'm wondering where my life was going to go.

Divorced by the age of fucking 24. Well, I used to be married. True, but then I was divorced quite young and then like, I realised, oh, I don't know how to date women or anything because I met one woman when I was 18 and then now I'm nearly 20, single. You didn't do a lot of, so I felt like a failure.

Yeah. Yeah. But that's all bullshit, isn't it? Yeah.

So I used to live in these streets, live above Mad Joes, briefly above Mad Joes, Indian, on the corner up there. Do you know that one? Yes. You ever been?

Is it still there? Yeah. That's an institution, as they say. But it's bloody expensive as fuck.

Oh, no, this big boys. Oh, no, what if the big boys get us? That's what's that? It's not.

It was actually that was actually my log. And now it's room, my visual image of what this podcast is going to be about. But fuck it. Oh, it's a log.

Oh, yeah. Tell you what, what's been another log? What's been another log with a date of bank orbits? Okay.

We'll just go get it from there. Oh, fuck this. See, but it goes all the way back to these houses. They're the awesome houses just there.

Yeah, just there. But I need to have a look for this orb now. Oh, yeah. They put some fencing I've noticed as well.

Was that not there? No, it used to be like wire fencing and shit. Now it's gone. Yeah.

Let's have a little look. Yeah. This is it right around there. Oh, fuck it.

Yeah, right here. It's far back. You can go. Sit here.

Look at the trains coming in out. That's what I used to do. Bless you. Oh, look, that's them.

Oh, I wouldn't need them, though. I wouldn't need them either. They could be anything, especially in this digital memory space. Yeah.

So if you eat them in the game, you eat them in the memory. The name of the track digital mushroom might be. It's good name for it, isn't it? Well, obviously it wasn't good.

You didn't repeat it back and claim it's your own. Well, you got to tell you know from that one. Don't you? I'll fuck off.

It's good. I repeat it. If it's not, you'll never hear a reply. Right.

I'm going to look around. There must be that orbit. Oh, here we go. I'll go sit with me, log it's where it's in.

Oh, here we go. Here it is. Oh, nice and shiny. Sitting in the place where I used to lament.

Who's it here? Yeah, it's here. By the orb. Yeah, we can put the orb in the bag, though.

I'm going to stick it in my virtual data solid state drive bag. OK. Yeah. Oh, it's nice.

It's a nice simulation inside track box brain, isn't it? I'll tell you what, he's taken out of my memory and just built it completely. I can't believe the track bar has every single bit of cheap show data in his bag, because that's what surprised me most. Goes all the way around the back.

Yeah. All right, mate. Well, I'll tell you what, let's enjoy this memory for a moment and then we'll be back in in a bit. We'll be back to track bar from the hollow orb data memory.

Glob your in right now. OK. Whatever you say. Whatever you say, glob your.

Well, you know what? No, it's the social battery badge. It's low. It's way low.

I'm going to stick that right all the way up, OK, Paul? All right, but the bit comes off the back if you don't do it properly. There you go. Oh, there you go.

Now it's unhappy smiley face. Oh, right. You feel that? No.

No, it's just a pin badge, isn't it? I feel it was connected. Isn't it in this digital world actually connected to your mood through some kind of alien technology? Yeah.

Yeah, let's do that then. All right, sweet. OK, well, I'll tell you what then. Yeah, let's have a little moment of reflection here and then we'll be back into track bottom of the board mainframe.

All right. All right then. All right, then. All right, then.

All right, then. Let's do that. That cements our place within this digital corrupted memory that we are now fixing. Can I just say globule again?

I'm globule. I don't know either. That's another word I've enjoyed saying recently. I don't know it will globule.

That's a rock band. Yeah. We're from... I don't know it will globule.

Well, it could be. They could be. They could be. Well, they're not going to be new romantically with that name.

They could be either probe or punk, which is fine because the Proggers and punkers hate each other, didn't they? They were closer together than they ever knew. Oh, right there. Let's have a little bit of reflection and we'll be back up.

Cool. Oh, memories. The number of fucking hours I sat here and wasted afternoons. It was where the big boys were sitting, which I don't remember, for my memory banks.

Did you have to try and have a wet thought there? Didn't try to. It was just choked by the fabric of my... Desperately need for a change after three days on the way.

So... We need to be nice. Don't tell your girlfriend. She likes it.

She's a Grundy sniffer. Oh, she isn't... Yeah, she fucking loves it. She's like...

She's like... She's like... We're in for a couple of weeks. And then she puts her nose right in the gusser.

No, she's not like a ladies. It's the merge, or whatever. Ladies' nudge. It'd be repeated, everyone.

Did you hear it? I don't know. We'll glob yours. Alright, track, what we're beaming up.

Right, that's two down and two to go, I believe. Two data orbs. Right. I have a data orb in my hand.

What time do you think we're going through now here, Paul? I don't know. Again, we're just in another space. It's very indistinct.

No, it all feels like... You know when you rub your thumb against your eyes, you see all those weird shapes? It's like that, but here... You see weird shapes, because I just get a sort of light.

They call that non... It just fires the right cones in your eyes. And I get a greeny light, like a video green. You know what I mean?

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