Wow, wow, Wes. Ew, what the hell's up, guys? Little summer love, indeed. The Big Hoon's away performing at a high level in the beer Olympics.
Yeah. We're here in my fucking Philadelphia. They're probably getting that gold medal. I really hope so.
They better bring back the gold. I feel like a win. I mean, who are they playing against? It's just like younger athletes.
Isn't it Team shirt grilleys? That's Shayne and Bert's team. Who are they playing against? I don't know.
Oh, Shayne and Bert against another guest. The playing against all the pro ballers though. Oh, no. I guess the boys.
Yeah. Yeah. Just the pro ballers. Damn.
I'm a fucking me. You need to eat more than that, dude. Yeah. Pretty real.
Especially at the end of pride, dude. You got to eat me out. I feel like Brian woke up this morning at three vlogging. I had heterosexual sex with my wife.
Nice. And uh, nothing. I was trying to wait in July. Yeah, no, you uh- You told you earlier about it.
No hetero dots. No, you tried so hard. Your pride should be the new no nut. It shouldn't be.
It shouldn't be. And I had a weird realization this morning that I feel like pride in like 200 years was going to become like a Mardi Gras or mumbers day parade. and knows how it started. Yeah, why are we doing this?
We're never gonna slap into Dix and then we're gonna go, why are we doing this again? Are kids kids, would be like, I don't know, we always have. Bribery that's totally game numbers. It's just less close.
Like it's a game number. It is, I'm telling you, people are gonna forget, or they'll be like, I heard, like they used to not want guys to blow each other, and they're gonna go, what? Yeah, that's crazy. What you're supposed to do with your boys.
Like, yeah, we put UFC 23, and then we blew each other. That's what we do with your stuff, that's why. And it was like, dude, fuck. Oh, dude.
It could be Loser sucks to squad within our lifetimes. Yeah, it's getting in, it's just closing. It's closing. We were like, it's close.
I'm sure there's some basketball team players with like some stories. Like, you know, some Loser sucks to you don't have the hockey, hockey stories. Yeah. It's totally Loser sucks to squad stories.
I have the Paralympics isn't Loser sucks to squad. We're coming up, go man, we ain't gotta worry about that. Why do they gotta get stuck though? Why do they gotta get stuck though?
You drink 40 beers, I just throw up with someone's dick. You're like, oh, you're getting stuck by the boys though, you'll truly be bust. You could be demisexual dude. You know what demisexual is?
No. We went off to dinner with friends recently, and someone, one of our friends, I think, with younger people, she was saying that demisexual is like, first of all, she was like, nobody's straight. She was like, it's new to them. If you're like a young kid, you're straight, people are kind of like, all right, dude.
It's like being an active conservative now. They're like, yeah, cool man. That's kind of weird. But she was saying a lot of the people are demisexual.
Demisexual is the new move where it's like you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like a young kid. You're like a young kid. I wish you'd only. It's a step above asexual.
It's not great. It's asexual, a Gaysexual. Oh, Greysexual is when you're mostly like asexual, but every now and again you'll get a little rumplin' you're peeing. It's gotta just like, and you just let it pass.
That's greysexual. You don't whack. It doesn't even count. I was Greysexual when I lived with Nate.
I was Greysexual. You weren't whacking? You weren't whacking? There's no way you weren't.
You were whacking in the showers. You told me. He was the thing I still think about when I scoured. I'd be like, you're like par-feels in land before you died and you're in your shower.
You were stuck. Somebody just yelling, open the window. It's like Sarah, the Triceratops, real hard and stalking the photo. That whole squad was the shit, Sarah, Lil Foot.
Dude, that means. Why don't they remake that? That'd be awesome. They should remake Land of Four Time.
That's why they let that go. They'll be up there with them doing the new Transformers Beast Wars mix. They bring back Land of Four Time and Beast Wars, my childhood is like, I'm really sick. It's so nice, dude.
You're so nice, dude. You're trying to sort of stretch the thing. Sean, for hands, two dads. They're going to make a 3D Land of Four Time.
They're going to make me sick. Like, they're making me look real? Like, alive actually. I'm actually like, what's up?
I'm just always fucking crazy. What's wrong with the big lips? Ducky, ducky, ducky, ducky is the case with me. I know.
I mean, demisexuals when you, so you're not gray sexual, demis when you're not exactly like, you're not dying just like hook up with people. But if you become good enough friends with someone, they could ignite the spark in you. Like, a mental connect? Like, a mental connect?
It's a mental, but like, you can only get activated sexually if someone like proves they love you. Dude, I'm a demi. Which, you might be a demi. You might be a demi.
But it's funny because it's all these like, younger like, LGBT kids, it's like, they're describing like conservative Christian love. Yeah. Let me say it's the conservative love. You're waiting for the connection in the right time.
I'm waiting for a real connection. They're trying not to like, uh, proselytize being a slut. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
That's the good girls can get in on the phone. Yeah. Yeah, they're going to be dating my boyfriend for 14 years, probably going to get married. I'm fucking gay.
I mean, I'm like, you guys do. Yeah, I got pink here. I'm talking about, that's my prediction. A couple hundred years, it's going to be people out there like, why don't we do this again?
I feel like you all had the answer to this. But when did demi is demi a fairly new thing? I think so. It has to be, right?
I mean, it's been around since the 2012s. Like, yeah, it's been around. It's just probably hasn't been like, it hasn't been co-opted by street kids. Yeah.
Some absolute fucking weirdo with a master's degree coin that's probably in 2012. I only like my friend. I just studied 34 individuals to kill the new thing. Yeah, it's insane.
Yeah, I love ruining friendships too. Damn, do you notice me so crazy though, to notice the one time, like your BFF and you're just like, you're like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, what the fuck is this man? I'm sorry I still come to terms with it. He's by fire pan is he pan or by which one's pan pan is like super by We're like you're not even worried whether the people you're having sex with or men or women You're just like yeah, my brother's pan.
He's pan. He's truly pan. They're I think they're king of LGBTs Yeah, he's my be secretly if you see you be walking around the city. Yeah, he's Pirate with a picture of him.
He wore a spike collar. Yeah, it's a bar. It's it's so crazy looking but at the same time He's truly he just like souls He was saying like a it's really truly the best hang when you could just like hang out with somebody placing games and you're like What a fuck and then like yeah, and then you just go about your way he sells it well like if you could get hard He does refuse the bottom which is Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like so much pressure All right here's a while hypothetical yeah, why but that cool you you go something or bottom It's a pretty big dick, but he also comes loads like Peter North. What are you two?
But I don't want my ass to get devastated by this big thing. You want your face to the amount of calm matter? Yes, really? I think I actually I don't know if it was a teeny dribble.
I'd be like I Know I'd be like over sure totally fuck me, but I'd be super head Hands free A couple more days to be extremely good All my pride all month long or is it just like one or two like the same patty's a thing we're turning to like Drunk kids walking around like yeah Yes, prime months of long celebration Take you could get away with it for a little bit Someone to check you off you can say yeah, I just want to masturbate on the periphery like a stop at door dude An agent for rocket 12 ruin everybody like right dead next to the parade. I'm gonna go to your golf next to the White House I was trying this as a bit, but like how come there's never like business games It's always like gay guys and like fairie. We never see like a gay guy in a suit, you know, yes, you do they're always in suits Oh You don't see any gay guys in suits at the parade they got stuff to do The brain is the one time they can't cut loose it makes us that they're like I'm gonna get this off my chest now Yeah, I feel like yeah, I think I think I think I think a lot of those guys are suits Yeah, business. Yeah, I feel like business gay dudes probably still let their hair down on the weekends pretty hard.
Yeah, yeah Yeah, they go like fairy mode on the for the parade and stuff only though. It's like a special occasion thing Yeah, you think they save all their gay up for the entire years Yes That would be funny for a flash mob of like 300 black teenagers just fucking T-bone the pride They bounce off You think about band the baklavas what is that? They're trying to figure out a band it but they're also saying like well enforcing it's gonna be Yeah, you gotta go scooby-doo on all the Appellatia Yeah, it's gonna be a funny one for them to try to Regulate yeah, because they kind of have to do it. How is it racist?
They're like you got a mask on take it off you're wearing it. Yeah, well my thing is like you're dressing like a criminal Yeah, either you're using them to evade facial recognition Which is like you know if that's what you're doing knock yourself out or you're pretending to evade facial recognition Or it's like you can't pretend to be criminal there's some facial recognition Really yeah, just like like marker just not markers probably like little like dots are like Making me laugh I was reading it. They're like unfortunately this will be targeting black youth and it's like yeah Yeah, definitely but also I see I see white dudes rocking them every now and again, too Yeah, do you yeah, but I never have couple me got to be busting down like Kna You're white do where do you are up to no good? You're not gonna look like it exactly yeah, I mean Yeah, I say you see me shikesies on your recent Kenny Oh, it was fucking everywhere.
Yeah, it was everywhere. I say we do it two for one where it's like you go Hey, you can't wear that it's either you take off the shikesie. You pull your pants up You have to hike them up It was crazy how mainstream they got you can buy them with real money and like video game basketball you could be like one You can have a sheisty man's the cost like eight real dollars worth of video game money There's so many people with them though Every time I play mostly she's the man's it's I mean look nobody could have predicted through the pandemic There are a lot of unknowns, but who would have thought we would have created a like trendy black fashion look that had to be dismanaged I'd be like trying to stop the cubic shuffle He's kicking his feet Yeah, that's a nightmare dude, it's a tough thing those cops have to be like hey You can't you know it's a shuffle was the fastest way to lose like Simon says you know Wait what? You celebrate on That's Hands on the car the Simon say Can you you Jell Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's done about the same week gonna put out his album You did a purpose like recording Joe's like how's it recording album jail on the phone?
Yeah Stop and I'm gonna let it play. I'm just gonna go to sleep to it every night So So kind of did snitch yeah What I got leaked He's claiming that he had nothing to do with that what you're now yeah, yeah really he's claiming that someone must say AI Dad or something or he was just like I don't know damn dude Hey, I think it's that makes sense now that you're saying it But it is because the lyrics want to work on it like self incriminating. Yeah, then you have like like something I'm a bad guy I should have done all those things. It's like there was a pre three part song code.
I admit it Yeah, yeah, three parts on skydis though. It might even tell Three part series now. Yeah, I think it was him and then he was like if this doesn't get me out I seem sorry. Yeah, it worked last time when he did a chocolate factory.
Yeah, it's all gonna be fire. Yeah, this is fire Yeah, we're there was some good songs Like one or two. I'm like damn. I wish I had that on spot it started strong And then it's gonna get the finish of it.
I think like two days or something like yeah, I went to it like Oh, yeah, he got kind of like what so he definitely got he peed on the girl on video allegedly I beat that case. Yeah, what was the thing he actually got trouble for then he married a leah apparently she was underage, but What was the exact charge? Yeah, I think it was Child endangerment no, no, no, it would be like something involving keeping people in his basement. Oh, he was yeah He was getting into like dungeon play with you.
That's just a little kick I mean, oh, he got off with the mister big finally get him put in jail. Yeah, I don't know Yeah, what did he do he it was convicted in September on three counts of producing child pornography and three counts of enticing a minor to engage in sexual activity Was one of those the OGP video because I think he never actually got off of me. I think they just stopped like Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're like all right. Let's get some steam break it back.
Yeah true I mean it was his fucking living room. Yeah They fucking be played AI in like 1990 He does seem like one of those guys who films every sexual encounter yeah, yeah, let me see a sex with kids three times three counts Or the series part one more to Jump back Yeah, that's a shame. You know shame. He had to go and be a pedophile.
Yeah, but he claims that I didn't claim his mother Like what or is aunt used to like a meter post here or something. Yeah, he has like a crazy origin story He was eating his hands pussy. It's crazy. He was going by the pipe hyper the whole time.
We're like this guy's great I was a bit of a pipe hyper. Yeah, just a little tune the kids follow them. Yeah Kids we go with the pipe hyper dude. They don't come back.
He said that he's from Chicago I'm pretty some Chicago and she said when she was younger like there would be an invite I would go out to the door to party on our Kelly's house She was like a high school shit. She said a lot of people should know we get the invite together in the school in high school And they invite we just get spread around like we're going to party run our house again Yeah, it could be you know money of power you could do anything. You'll spread the word at the high school. There's a party Overoperative into the school that's before any like my school you do like you like you I'd love to come sing with the kids But let me get your email I'm gonna have a function you might just send your wife off the high school Think about the fiesta remix video is like a high school dance For cows, bro, I won't see jail for like 20 years JZ joining a living out you think tell you was a sacrifice Sacrifice I feel like yeah, cuz if he's filming videos.
He's giving them to somebody true Or did he have a stockpile of videos filmed and tracks recorded? Yeah, a lot of these dudes have like nine million songs recorded Yeah, you know just like just like in the book just like in the volts I would I would be using AI as well and just like if I get any good songs from a I was Sick if you ever hear like the J the AI JZ song. No, I mean, it's no It sounds just like a JZ song like the voice the lyrics like yeah, they're on it's a JZ song What percentage of your families would you say thanks JZ's Illuminati? I Try to do a bit about which is which of black people believe that each other more because because of shit like that Like the second you do kind of well.
It's like Illuminati or like go. Yeah, what's that Gucci man? He got a good shape from your fat? They were like a clone Yeah, there has to be advanced technology The clone conspiracy is the funniest fucking thing.
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Yeah, dude They can pass out their brain just like he generates because they get so cold their whole body. I think it's like three degrees Celsius Like freezing yeah, I forget what it's something like that and then they just uh their brain just like with the spring their brain grows I don't think so no I think that's a thing like I don't I could confidently say no Where did like that so or maybe I heard someone but like that's part of why we have trees is because they hide all this shit Like I had all their acorns then they hibernate and then they forget where they put all my Nugs, they're brains fucking you know makes their brains completely almost disappear and their brain regrows and they wake up like fuck I'm just falling out of a tree Gotta fucking hottest shit like I fucking starving run around for a mania Dude chili eventually just pass out and go offline in Detroit they have like black squirrels like yeah We had black squirrels in hammer down Haver down they're faster fucking work they were faster we went wrong I was like objectively They were Ever saying like no irony Same boat squirrel true what do you guys enough to Going yeah, you guys are deep on the pornography. Uh, I'm trying to get out. Yeah time break out Yeah, it's coming man.
I learned it was like I went going I've been whole hogging to the point obviously and then I've gone like complete I'm never watching this ever yeah, and then what I was just as obsessed with it when I was like I'm not watching at all As soon as I was like yeah, like my wife has a period whatever I was watching for it to happen Just yeah, I just lost all this all over me, but so you you would see just a little bit here in there I didn't think I was a little bit here and they're kind of guy chain would be like yeah Just use it when you use it like you don't understand there's no I think about it I think about it right when I'm done Yeah, luckily it was just been like yeah, not even it's not even a big thing I took that whole time off, but I sort of got I was just as obsessed with it just like I really like to watch that right now. Yeah, I think I'm just getting over obviously Yeah, I get I went 45 days, but it was like think by like day three. It's like I just want to look at some of it I'm not gonna use it. Yeah, I pull that I'm not doesn't count if I just on the screen But it does it does yeah Look at it like 20 minutes.
They just felt tired like I whacked it like my well dude And so the book I really got drink the same way like mentally though not like feel like it You're watching the end of your heart Yes, and they're saying in that book I'm reading they're saying that if you Flood so if you're like you know most of the actions are two things that flood you with the opening like the positive You smoke meth that's a positive flood, but that the pleasure drive is just like innately connected with Pain of like displeasure. So if you're flooding your dopamine on porn There is by the law of nature There's going to be just kind of a small kind of flood after like a drop in those chemicals that makes sense So there'll be a period that comes or just kind of like Yeah, the lady with the lady saying people need to start focusing on is going more towards the pain side because then if you go If you have a very painful experience or a controlled painful experience then the pleasure chemicals come to kind of mitigate Exactly. If you're always chasing the pleasure, you just ramp it up the pain because that was like the ice bath That was a primary example for guys like stop doing coke because then they started sitting nice bass So like rather than chasing the high and experiencing a lows They chase the lows kind of like control You don't want to like cut your dick off but it's like chase those and then all of a sudden you just get like those nice feelings So like when you know people cut their arms, they're actually doing self-healing pretty much anyway, that's why I do it Yeah, cutters. They're on the rise cutters.
I'm a big time really yeah cutters in high schools is up a lot For mental health or I think they're just talking about it Brad's anything upset and they're fucking through we need some new CK why for these kids true or we need a new to write love in our These kids yeah On your arms right love on your right love in our arms It's like I don't know exactly I think it was some guy it's like weird emo stuff Yeah, it's mad emo cuz like some guys girl killed themselves or something He was like oh great little bit of shirts and shit. I hope that's right Yeah, they talked about in that same book they talked about a guy who tried to kill himself like a field at Stanford He like slipped both his wrist and just didn't work They kick you out of school You can't kill yourself at school they're gonna get out they don't kick it Don't tell you what they say like you have to take time then prove to us that you're stable enough to come back Yeah, so I think that's a bad thing for colleges suicide rate of colleges pretty I think it's pretty decent I mean kids kill themselves over your college Nope when I lived on temple campus. I lived it I was across to Like an alley from a suicide like I didn't know like a guy like I was just playing games and there boom fireworks On the street and then I heard another one like boom Because Pete told me at the time he told me he told me It's like 2021 we still grace actual this one. Yeah Damn you shot himself twice.
Yeah, cuz he missed the first time or he failed the first time You imagine they're like Oh What's the stats on college suicide I was 24,000 attempts well only 1,100 succeed in their attempts pretty 1,160 per year. Yeah, I mean the second The girls attempt more than guys and guys complete more drama queen They try way more at least 24,000 girls tries to decide on the level 100 commit that's not even like pro numbers That's mixed that's everyone Dude come on a college first year and try to kill yourself is fucking wild Just not giving it enough time. I'm only trying one more years. You know we also 18 you're like yeah I've got the full download on what life's about is definitely not gonna work out I just hate sitting in base mates drinking beer like what's the fucking point of this?
To work work every day with 40 dudes in a basement It's hard as hell down here. Yeah, that's thanks man Yeah, I know I've heard of kids the college like roommates or stuff or people like didn't people's schools kill themselves How does it jail all the time? Constantly Joe they jump down. There's like a fourth level dudes just jump down Like real bad news I think some of them are still like the county jails They'll be yeah, they'll go and they'll be in court and then they'll be in court and then they'll be alright They get the sentence is like you're getting shipped away for 30 years a lot of them are just like no way No, I'm eight years old Would be the most appealing along jail says yeah, I mean personally I think it's like fuck this yeah, what's next they go two years?
I'm like I'd rather go full-hand elective. I'd rather go full like okay. I'm gonna be an absolute fucking problem You guys made you move that's fine I would spend the rest of my life trying to take down the time to be kind of fun to do though I would gamify my situation hello, judge Telling myself the whole time I've gamified my whole life Yes, that's a rinsed on the rise I think that's like a whole subgroup of people I saw somewhere online they just exist by gamify in their life like they'll go online and be like read a book today three points knowledge like legit Live their day-to-day like I wanted to make a program like this for people in jail where it was like you have so you have a little avatar You have your character it starts off just basic no points and if you do certain things like it's almost like if you're And it would all be like you know you'd have like some people in the work there being like alright You actually read it they test you so if you read you got it Like the thing you gain now XP points for knowledge in the game Yeah Physical activity they would mark it off in your character and then at nighttime everyone could play in this kind of like fighting game Yeah, and then your character can only give and there'd be prizes obviously if you win the fighting game You're talking GTA San Andreas What do you mean? Like San Andreas and San Andreas your place you can get jacked you can get fat That's what I'm saying But you'd have to put in the metrics in real life Yeah, and your avatar would get those qualities and you'd be able to get the leg up Yeah, and if you won you could get like set reduced sentence time money, you know little little prizes That would be actual rehabilitation.
I think you're so fun. Yeah They have to figure that Yeah, I want to one fighting game about it. Yeah, I'm a game you get different skills if you like if you like got your CDL You can take the truck and I drive a little bit better pretty sick flight simulator Flight yeah, you get to I got on a new flight simulator. I do want to play that I got into it for a little bit first thing I did was fly I played it to the freedom tower Yeah, you get just like it just bounces it won't explode already the buildings have no physics when my plate just hit and then fail Yeah, I don't know just right in the middle of the city killed million people probably killed a lot of people way more than that Apparently the I took off from Newark so they dropped the when they drop the a bomb on Japan Yeah, obviously killed to one a thousand people immediately But they said there was a lot of other people who were on the periphery of the blast we got low dose radiation Yeah, apparently the life expectancy of those people rose incrementally compared to the normal population really so in a way It's a very it's a hotly contested study But they're they were saying basically like we just hooked up a bunch of people with like light fucking chemo well Japan's a country of Great sexual's do so did we help them?
Well, I thought they were like freak. No, they don't fuck. They don't fuck really Like only like two guys I think they're very sexual They don't have sex their country is like their population falling. They have too many old people Yeah, everyone's in everyone has that in store no, so I was like yeah pretty much It's like every country besides like Africa and India India's probably well on their way India becomes a number one country the world is doomed why do you say that because they suck that's not three sucks damn Every time I see a death a lot like it shouldn't happen.
It's it Was like some students they were like just going over something than the one dude just like lean don't know It fell through Body hit but you see like car lights just little triangles and it's like so he was high as shit and just fell through a wall Oh, man, I see a different one where I'm like a similar thing like a banister It was but it's every time you see some fucked up infrastructure shit. We're like somebody dies in a simple way. It's in India every time I know that yeah, they're it's probably went to India. I just be careful.
Yeah, I'd be everything behind I'm cool Hands in his pockets elbows out probably cool You live there you gotta get a cool fall three-story death move you just have to expect it at this boyfriend I think he did that on purpose Oh my god India rose power would be awesome India is dominated China between India and China I don't know dude. I mean China. Yeah, I have no idea. I can't even I'm acting like I can talk about India's resources But off of like swag alone, I'm saying Movies they do have similar swag With the with the buttons and the ornamental shit They both have the ribbon of swag yes, I mean I can see the parallels drawn between their swag Yeah, you're right the dragon was fucking murder.
They've been a delicious. They've dragons just an illusion. Mm-hmm. What even is that?
Buddhism went from India to China really? Yeah, and that's like one of the main ones and I think they're what's China Buddhist Yeah, confusions. I don't know what that's all about look up if you can is my mental Look at this. I think if you should is like you love the government and you just try to be honest I think I sort of got I think that's what it is because I was in big battle China was between the Dallas and the Confucianist Fireworks to Yeah, they didn't invite it.
They invited fireworks. I think China invented paper currency as well. Mm-hmm That's major swag Fuck dude, they invented the fucking bag Confucianism central tenant is having good moral character. There you go.
Yep. It says it's from ancient China. It's a tradition philosophy religion They also called the rheuism or rheu classism nice. I don't know.
Yeah, I think there's like be a good guy Back then they also believe that if you were like and in any way just figured that you were a bad person That's kind of like what you got like next is this is your do over in life Yeah, if you're like laying on the street like crippled they'd be like asshole walk by like dickhead Three legs legs like no, no like no tail In the past life like he had to be the worst type of person. Yeah, he's turned into a three leg no leg cat that goes Three leg no tail cat Really? Yeah, it's been like $10,000 keeping it. Oh, no, I would do that's the one thing man There's a vet's a lot of the vets are scamsters.
Yeah, they'll fucking hit you with crazy I brought my dog to the vet recently and they were like he was a shitting all over the place I just needed this one diarrhea medicine. I was like I get that she's like yeah, we can do that We can also look at this and like you know I they like kind of feel you out there like well for like 200 bucks We can scan the track the GI do blood test I mean and I wouldn't you know I don't know if we need this necessarily but for like a couple thousand dollars You know, it's like lady get the fucking out of it. I don't have the shit I don't even go I don't go to the doctor myself No, I'm pretty sure I'm having like a severe allergic reaction to something I'm eating I'm like For like $2,500. I don't know if it's necessary.
It's like why you're telling you don't even bring this up. Yeah, I'll Yeah, I think we might have it I forget yeah, we thought a lumped in one of our dogs doing the vet real quick Yeah, they're good right like yeah, we're like You thought I'm a good I call me a venture Cool All done my sister worked for a vent she was like something like 80 to 90 percent of the Animals that get like invasive surgery died pretty quickly afterwards anyway, so she's like it's kind of bullshit Yeah, I didn't know dogs could get lumps. Yeah For now had a friend her dog had a big lump on his side and she's like no, it's okay. I was like, I think it's protruding Yeah, I could have been a big sist you yeah, yeah now as soon as a dog is like visually unappealing like that Put it down Wow your life can't be that good for a dog even like especially grew up cute Yeah, it's quite under the table everyone's just going like People don't like me thought I like the joke like this people like me talk about this I used to be like that You get upset that's the one thing you'll be real that's fucked up It's a shit.
I'm like no, you're not it's a fucking shopping cart I'm gonna be I'm very against not put shop a car's back. I'm not gonna get mad at you for it But I don't care I'll put my shopping cart back, but I've heard people like that means you're a piece like no It doesn't look like a plastic or wheels. Okay, there's literally someone's job I'll keep an example say when I put him back I ram it as I just let go right in the last 10 seconds like Yeah, I suppose if you have little kids there's times or like it's so far away from where you park so well I'm gonna leave this fucking piece of metal where it is. Yeah, you fucking piece of shit Why he cares you can't leave kids in the car alone for any amount of time anymore?
Yeah, it's also like we're like worship Am I wheelbarrow it's a weird thing to be like morally Yeah, and thinking about it just like what I got hit my car guy hit by like I used to work somewhere where I was like You got it. Yeah, I got touched my And I came out and I came out to it still like it was it was still on the car like it hit and just was still there So I just like I knew what did it and after and I was working a shitty retail job I just had a miserable day to my shit car shopping cart that's where it's like fuck all it is You're concerned with an interaction of two metals. Yeah shopping cart hitting a metal car. Yeah, who cares?
I'm working so about humans time. It's like fucking leave I want life, bro Forever Mm-hmm Yeah Yeah Yeah, you are the one and only you're the only you ever vision and you are you are set you are my Sexual identity I do think I could bring her my rage if she isn't making me go I did that if I gave her that information like I need you she doesn't make me come and now I'm furious and punch and holds in our Apartment like you did this that's me. Oh, you're saying what you're saying like she refuses to engage with you sexually or like you guys engaged sexually You can't You can't go that way Fuck you come again So tight did I come and play a woman? What's wrong with you?
I thought that's what you meant. I was like you're broken No, no, I just miss you's not giving me and I'm upset about it. Yeah, so now I'm so that's I'm saying that's the all over the Knog. Yeah, yeah, then you try you think you can temper the pussy bradding with the nog Yeah, but then next thing you know you're fucking Frodo stepping over the dead souls dude Looking up at you like That is the age old conundrum.
You're not wrong. That's thing I went full like eager beaver on my wife I was like I held up my end where I was like on no nog. We'd have sex and it was just like I would feel the heat off it. There's like opening the other I was coming into the heat Were you know not even looking for like I know if I looked at yeah, okay, I'm gonna take a shit Just be like well, I'm on my phone and I'll be like or poor have a five and I've tried the news Sex before beating off a sex before beating off must have been so fast.
I mean, yeah, that's right watch any other animal have sex I'm most of the calories burned from sex. We're like chasing someone in nature in nature back in the day You'd chase them down or do like a really sick dance I've been really embarrassed by my loads. What's up with them? There's yellow no Don't come out Just pops Yeah, just drifts dude.
What's on my drip and it wasn't like a man little it wasn't any it was like I was like It was like what the hell's wrong with me am I tired? I'm I say hold on what is that sounds like you fired off, but no, it's nothing. Oh you came miss fire You felt you felt the cum but check your ass might have came out your ass No, just like you shot like a blank or saying no I shot but he was like we're in fact in like 10 times a day though No, I was I've been off the fat I've been off the fat Well, this is the other thing too So I noticed that too when I went off the porn you do start to feel like almost like a sexual invalid Yeah, we're like your penis is just like untouched in the limit We said it Is the real scoop obviously feels good to be like cook with it do all this stuff I ran the experiment there is there's like a down time. Yeah, I don't know man I maybe it's best but I feel like if you're if you grow up in the you know the environment of pornography dude You just like I'm done with my your diction like our cool because it's shot a lifetime of load Yeah, by the time you're 30.
It's like yeah, you're dicks like yep biologically speaking. Yeah, we're done Science Bitches away through You think you get a limited amount of ropes like our kids you get like something like a hundred fifty thousand harpies some kind of No harpies, maybe like a hundred million or something. We're definitely the first generation to find out fully run out Totally dried up First dudes hit menopause Come out of the 2050's ruined I I Think about it Geez 15 g's get an inch yeah For the standard penis enlargement surgery Plus a $1,000 deposit H your body's used to getting the size of your dick is now hard if you had an extra inch on that What's the boner like the bonus question trust me? I thought about the Like is it could also your dick's getting hard inside your body as well?
So it's probably fine. Yeah, it's true. I don't know it's like a jenga tower dude. Everyone probably has that one part of each of a critical point Yeah, it goes down forever You can get a large extra larger extra extra Obviously, bro, you can make it so apparently like messes with these three, you know, you know You can choose of which piece of tissue you want to like expand There's two that run parallel to your penis and then one like along the bottom of your penis You get the bottom of an airplane base on there.
Yeah, you go cocaine, too If you really want to oh you can get thicker yeah, cuz it seems like from what I'm reading they had silicone I'm gonna ask my wife if she was like their girth. That's not a gun. That's what it's big for yourselves I'm speed reading it and trying to stay is job You gotta get a whole new wardrobe though. You gotta wear your suit pants constantly I can't wait to get my six back my 40th birthday.
It's gonna be penis and large minute six back And then I'll go on TRT. I mean, dude, we're not gonna stop coming. It's probably just gonna get better We have to be caved for real. Yeah, we know Yeah, you throw the silicone in there and just pick what you want.
Oh, that's all I do it. Yeah, damn, okay So I'm gonna have the I won't waste your guys this time with this. I'll do some research I'd find a fucking silicone, dude Well, dude, we are let's hit the page. Let's see page.
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