Ep. 496: I’ll Be Sealed Off for Good!

In this one I tell you about: Silver Bullets in the oven! A mortifying mishap in the work cafeteria A far-off, disembodied voice at the grocery store An existential threat to my Dollar General streak A confusing t-shirt I saw someone wearing A website I used to visit is now a hipster mystery All that, and a fresh new call from Jason I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today! Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at [email protected]