Ep. 5 - What We're NOT Doing This Summer (Menopause Made Us Do It) | The Radke Show

🎧 Episode Summary: In this hilarious (and wildly relatable) episode of The Radke Show, Melissa and David lay down the law on what they are absolutely not doing this summer — or possibly ever again. From refusing to go on picnics to waging war on tucked shirts, they share their growing list of summer non-negotiables. Spoiler: water parks did not make the cut. You'll hear about Rocco's continued unemployment saga, why David might end up frying chicken at McDonald's, and the $1,000 breakfast bill that nearly caused a dad to spit out his Disney mimosa. Melissa also debuts her viral "Summer Absolutely Nots" video, and let's just say: bras, parades, and potlucks are officially cancelled. Stick around for a ridiculous game segment that David ruins by being too dang clever. ⏱️ Timestamps: 0:00 – Welcome Back: Owen Wilson vs. Oliver North 2:40 – Rocco Still Doesn't Have a Job 9:00 – Summer Without Allowance = The Audacity 12:30 – Menopause, Money, and Marlboro Reds 18:20 – Melissa's "Absolutely Not" Video Debuts 26:00 – What We're Not Doing This Summer (Water Parks, Tucked Shirts, Picnics) 33:30 – Disney Breakfasts & Grandpa Sweat 41:50 – Are Core Memories Worth the Price? 49:00 – Secret Shoppers and Hard Rock Café Flashbacks 55:00 – Game Time: Get the Can Out of the Cup 1:00:00 – Radke Show Exit Strategy: "The Bees Are Coming!" 🔗 Listen & Subscribe to The Radke Show: 🎧 Apple Podcasts → The Radke Show on Apple 🎧 Spotify → The Radke Show on Spotify 📺 Watch on YouTube → Full Playlist 📱 Follow Melissa & David: Instagram → @TheRadkeShow Facebook → @TheRadkes 📝 BONUS CONTENT: Subscribe for behind-the-scenes + extras → melissaradke.substack.com 🎯 Melissa's New Book: Chicken-Fried Women Do you have your copy of Melissa's new book Chicken-Fried Women: Friendship, Kinship and The Women Who Made Us This Way.