Ep. 51 - Fortball, It's Real Sportball

Content Warning for body horror from 25:50-28:50We're back, and better than ever! After a momentary dip into a tabletop RPG, we're back to making jokes and- hey, stop that! What are you- give me back the descript- THE THING ABOUT STAR WARS IS THAT THEY- hey, you stop that! We gotta do a description here! We gotta- STAR WARS JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE PERSONHOOD OF BEINGS LIKE CLONES AND DROIDS- no, listen, I get that, but we have to tell the people that this week, Brianna and Clair are craving a quiet fan, fake sports, safe tattoos and- AND STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS! BECAUSE IT'S THE CLOSEST STAR WARS GETS TO CRITICIZING ITSELF- buddy! You forgot about the fan submitted craving for a smooth brain! -AGGGH STAR WARS- okay, I think you need to chill out. Maybe you'll feel better if you go play some...Fortball, It's Real Sportball!Star Wars BorcsStar Wars article mentioned in episodeWanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravingsAlternatively, support black trans people hereIntro and Outro Music by Clark PowellSubmit your cravings at: [email protected]: [email protected] Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube