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Salt Cravings
by Brianna & Clair
Salt Cravings is a podcast about the phenomenon of cravings - those things your body knows you need, no matter how bizarre. As two women with a lot of cravings, Clair and Brianna explore just what things they end up really wanting, and let things get out of hand. Come for the salt, stay for the cravings!
Episodes
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Ep. 69 - The Salt Squad
Well, that's it. Three years of cravings, sixty-nine episodes, and one amazing finale weekend. This is the last episode of Salt Cravings, recorded live on July 3rd, as part of a charity stream where everyone raised $1744.38 for the Black Trans Femmes in the Arts Collective. The podcast has been a...
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Ep. 68 - Salt Cravings AOL
Well folks, here we are. The penultimate episode of Salt Cravings, the final one before our livestream. Now don't cry because it's over or smile because it happened, because it's not over! We've still got cravings! Today we deliver you a whole sack of them, including: the ability to read...
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Ep. 67 - Sobs Per Minute
Her Royal Highness, the Immortal Empress, has a decree for all of you: you must listen to this episode. It is a masterpiece, full of contradiction and complication, a piece of art worthy of the highest crown in the land. Indeed, it is full of upbeat songs with depressing lyrics, safe discomfort,...
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Ep. 66 - He/They Lesbian Jesus
Head's up! Our intro and outro this week is a bit about resistance cells in YA novel dystopias, it has no relation to anything happening with regards to Palestinian resistance right now, but wanted to provide the warning anyway. It was recorded before we knew about the current explusions in the...
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Ep. 65 - Switched-On C0TT4G3C0R3
Spoilers for She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, Heaven Will Be Mine, Young Avengers (2013) and The Legend of Korra from 28:00-37:27 You know, Salt Cravings is in its old age now, which is perhaps why this episode is a bit...messy. In fact, in this episode, we can only tell you three of the four...
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Ep. 64 - Lesbian Professor X
Hey! Now that we have decided dates for the Salt Cravings livestream (July 1-4), we're wanting to know who might be interested! We'll need streamers, tech people, moderators, all sorts! If you're interested in participating, fill out the following form: https://forms.gle/z6thLsxRpbQpiGMD6 We're…
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Ep. 63 - The Sydney Opera Heist
Salt Cravings is in the house tonight! We've got everything you need to throw an epic rager in this year of ours, 2011! We've got a heist movie, a good pregame, some cool-looking letters and a conversation happening just within earshot! You know we know how to get swagalicious here! Oh man, the...
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Ep. 62 - The Musical Party of Canada
Forsooth! Quiver in your boots, cravings, for the Knights of the Cravings Table have come to slay you for the people! Whether the people need it or not! Today we shall smite...an actual leftist party, the truth about history, direct mutual aid, and sewing knowledge. And we shall do it all in the...
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Ep. 61 - The Fault In Our Star Wars
Content Warning: Talk about cannibalism from 26:20-33:00 Vague Hades spoilers from 4:20-14:00 Star Wars talk from 15:00-25:30 The vibes have been flipped and tossed and turned around in this episode of Salt Cravings! Clair brings us a Star Wars craving as she begs for the death of Anakin…
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Ep. 60 - Combination Skate Park and Postal Office
The end of 2020 is here! Let us feast on its energy together! Clair is excited to ring in the new year with screaming, while Brianna wants to exist in the liminal space between Christmas and New Year's forever (and also never). Once we get into the new year, Clair wants a new way to schedule...
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Ep. 59 - Epona is an Anagram for Rudolph
The season is here, And with it in jest, Comes something quite queer, And a bit under duress. Salt Cravings is back! And they crave with a fire, That'll warm Santa's sack, And spark up a choir! Why there's gatherings of friends, And a visit back home, Gay films with joyful ends, And a gift…
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Ep. 58 - Just Grab The Hog Already
Good evening folks! We are so excited for today's race, but first, a word from our sponsors! Do you wish you could keep those nostalgia goggles on when watching media you loved as a child? Do you desperately want to be in a time loop? Do you want a cohesive and consistent group of friends? Or do...
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Ep. 57 - Skyrim Valley
Monument by Rosetta Welcome, welcome! To the Salt Cravings masquerade. Yes, if you'll just take off your coat, that'll be great, you can get dancing! Ah, as you remove all your weapons, let me tell you about the cravings we have planned for the evening. Brianna - yes, that Brianna - Brianna will…
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Ep. 56 - Redistribute the Ghost Wealth
Apple Tater Clip In The Next Life by Kim Petras Hall of Weenies Spotify playlist Discord by the Living Tombstone Tumblr's Failed Convention: The Story of Dashcon by Sarah Z Discord Halloween Ringtone welcome.....TO THE SPOOKIEST OF SALT CRAVINGS...Yes, it is time indeed for our Halloween special,...
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Ep. 55 - K.K. Slider Corruption Arc
Artisanal Butter Video Prepare yourselves for a Salt Cravings episode with everything you could ever dream of - anarchy, corruption, chemicals, Star Wars, and ABSOLUTELY NO POLITICS. Clair and Brianna apolitically discuss corruption arcs, getting buff, arranging music by vibe, and artisanal, high...
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Ep. 54 - Welcome to the Blood Party
killedbygoogle.com Here at the Salt Cravings Inn & Suites, we take pride in ensuring that you have a great experience staying with us. Whether you come alone, or with twenty people who you wish to party with in a small room, we have all the accommodations and amenities you could possibly need....
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Ep. 53 - Increase the Bird Demand
CW for complex and messy talks about transness, trauma and puberty from 25:00-41:30 CW for conspiracy theories throughout the episode. Anti-mask conspiracy theories from 0:00-2:50, Time Cube from 48:10-53:55, Birds are fake & Covid conspiracy theories from 58:55 to end of the episode. Hey,...
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Ep. 52 - 5-Minute Crafts
Here at the Salt Cravings Stock Exchange we care about one thing - protecting your cravings. Given that the basis of our economy is the idea that some cravings are more popular than others and that makes them Good, we are thankful to be able to bring you the latest news on what cravings are…
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Ep. 51 - Fortball, It's Real Sportball
Content Warning for body horror from 25:50-28:50 We're back, and better than ever! After a momentary dip into a tabletop RPG, we're back to making jokes and- hey, stop that! What are you- give me back the descript- THE THING ABOUT STAR WARS IS THAT THEY- hey, you stop that! We gotta do a...
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Ep. 50 - A Duet of Steel In Rock Atlantis
Hey everyone! For this episode of Salt Cravings we decided to do something a little different. Since we talk about tabletop games so much on this show, we decided to actually play one for y'all! Sort of an...actual play, if you know what I mean. We think it turned out really good, but we'd love…
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Ep. 49 - Dance Dance Saloon Masquerade
Spoilers for the Last of Us and the Last of Us II from 4:00-5:30 Positive vibes, my friends, positive vibes. We love positivity here at Salt Cravings, which is why we've prepared some EXCLUSIVELY POSITIVE cravings for you today. Brianna wants bigger budget video games to LEARN (positive) how to...
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Ep. 48 - Man Feelings Bread
Content warning for body horror from 9:30-17:30 Good evening everyone, it's time for your favourite show, the Late Show with Salt Cravings! We are so excited tonight to have an incredible guest who's come to talk with us about wanting a better memory, better itch.io game bundle sorting,...
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Ep. 47 - A Lineup for the Scream Box
Welcome to Salt Cravings, a podcast where everything is fine. If stuff weren't fine, we would have all these links here and oh god here they come: Are Prisons Obsolete? by Angela Davis What a world without prisons could look like by Deanna Van Buren Prison Abolition FAQ by K Agbebiyi Hot…
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Ep. 46 - TikTok Assisted Speedruns
Spoilers for She-Ra Season 5 from 5:20-24:20 Here's some links to go support those involved in the current George Floyd protests: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://tinyurl.com/blmforever https://www.gofundme.com/f/covid19-black-community-support-vancouver On today's episode of Salt...
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Ep. 45 - The Picrew Muck
Fresh off solving gender in episode 44, the Salt Cravings crew is ready to get in our feelings! We're having feelings about non-inclusive Picrews, people not reaching out enough, judging your own content, and first dates! Come along and let us help you sort through...The Picrew Muck! Wanna throw…
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Ep. 44 - The Pool Noodle Queen
Content warning for dysphoria related to pregnancy from 47:10 to 54:35, and real talk about theories of gender from there till the end of the episode. Salt Cravings............TWO! That's right folks, it's here! We know you've all been waiting for it, begging for it, and it's finally time for…
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Ep. 43 - None Pizza, Left Pineapple
IT'S 420 WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME TO MEME ON EM!!! Your two favourite meme queens are here with a totally EPIC meme-tastic episode. We're bringing back the old memes, like YouTube Poops, we're having meme debates, like pineapple on pizza, we're talking about the ethics of memes with funny meme…
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Ep. 42 - Birthday Egirl
QUARANTINE, BAYBEE!! WE ARE HERE! IN OUR HOMES! RECORDING REMOTELY! IT'S FUN, IT'S SEXY, AND IT'S THE BEST WAY TO KEEP PEOPLE SAFE! In honour of our current situation, we have some very particular quarantine cravings this episode. Clair wants to celebrate her birthday, while Brianna wants to see...
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Ep. 41 - Lightsabers Can Melt Steel Beams
Let's start with the bad news: the audio for this episode is not great. We accidentally recorded on computer mic so it's pretty quiet and a bit patchy. Sorry! The good news is that the episode itself is extremely normal and not weird at all. We have taken the energy from the last episode and…
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Ep. 40 - Genital Capitalism
Sonic the Hedgehog movie spoilers from 2:15-12:25 We talked about a short that Pokémon released. What we failed to notice about this short is that it seems that Bea has been whitewashed in it, which is bad. Here's an article about it, very sorry that we didn't notice it before talking about it!...
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Ep. 39 - Cat Boys in Hot Cars
Please, take a seat. Would you like a glass of water? Great. So, how have things been going? Ah, so the cravings have continued, well, that's to be expected. What are they this week? Okay, writing motivaton, Rick Riordan mythological adaptations, In The Hall of the Mountain King, and better...
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Ep. 38 - Prosthetic Yaoi Hands
Content warning for fictional body horror from 40:50-42:00 Hey, we're ready to take you to your table now! Just come this way...excellent. Here's your menus. On special today we have social gatherings with friends, faster dishwashing, typing with long nails, in-suite laundry, and knowing adulting...
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Ep. 37 - Nothing Happens, Five Times, Twice
Hi everyone! So, we talked about some serious issues this episode, both the Australian wildfires and the pipelines that the Wet’suwet’en people are fighting against. We said we would provide donation resources, so here they are: Fire Relief Fund for First Nations Communities Stand With Indigenous...
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Ep. 36 - Long Live the Toad Empire
The year is ending, and we are so excited to kill 2019 and jump into 2020. However, before we do, we need to take a look back - were our cravings sated this year? What do we love about the tradition of changing years? And what are we craving for the new year? Join Clair and Brianna as they…
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Ep. 35 - Santa Thrupple
This happy holigay, The world is in waiting, To cut through winter's grey, With cravings that need sating! Hark, look in the sky! It's Brianna and Clair! And what's that I spy? Cravings chosen with care! There's a queer holiday song! And some midday naps! Why, that Christmas Carol is strong…
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Ep. 34 - Yoda's Toes
Salt Cravings started a Patreon...which means we are instantly, extremely, incredibly wealthy. We have so much money that we can basically podcast about whatever we want, so we decided to just go off. Clair can't stop talking about the end of copyright and logic without emotion. Brianna can't…
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Ep. 33 - Only Nut November
How did we get here? Many believe that the dystopia of Salt Cravings could only have come about through desperate action and corrupt leaders. But really, it came through an attempt to solve the simple questions we all ask ourselves: How do we make public transportation better? How do we keep…
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Ep. 32 - Welcome Senator Bigfoot
Salt Cravings is BACK and we're POLITICAL!!! Join Clair and Brianna on a journey of hot political cravings like PROPORTIONAL REPRESENTATION, THE DEFINITION OF BIGFOOT, COZY SWEATERS AND LESBIAN VILLAINS. It's all extremely political and slightly spooky because we recorded the episode after the...
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Ep. 31 - Salt Cravings LIVE #1
We did our first livestream last weekend! Thanks so much to everyone who came out, it was so much fun. Get ready for chat interaction, friends' cravings and maybe even...a craving from beyond! Oooooo! Here's the link to the livestream vod with video, there's terrible audio for the first 7 minutes...
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Ep. 30 - Fully-Automated Luxury Fridays
Whaaaaat is upppppp??? It's Salt Cravings, ladies! This week, Clair totally craves the end of the work week and some good ol' comfort food. Meanwhile, Brianna literally thinks it's time to duel and frustrate gamers for a purpose. Make sure to get WILD on your...Fully-Automated Luxury Fridays. Our...
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Ep. 29 - Live, Laugh, Fear, Cry, Love
Another day, another episode! This time, Brianna craves restoring the old and speeding through history (of games). Meanwhile, Clair craves some very powerful PJs and a new Scooby-Doo reboot. Now, picture a sign with the age-old classic wisdom...Live, Laugh, Fear, Cry, Love. Our upcoming…
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Ep. 28 - Give It The Good Suck
Yes, the episode is named that, and no, we're not sorry! Come on a journey with us as we use our voices for acting and theatre, to rise up for healthcare and to advocate for better Solitaire. Also, come with us as we get a transmission from an extra-dimensional source. And through it all, never...
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Ep. 27 - Dye Another Day
Welcome to this DEFINITELY LIVE TOTALLY NOT NOT LIVE EPISODE OF SALT CRAVINGS. Our livestream DEFINITELY went off without a hitch and we definitely DON'T have to reschedule it for a later date. In this LIVE episode, Brianna craves a name consolidation and an old beloved Pokémon trainer.…
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Ep. 26 - Potions Aren't Real
Episode!....Cravings....Podcast....Summer! This episode........Brianna....swimming...confidence! Clair....PS4..........Mii!!! Remember...Potions Aren't Real! We have a livestream coming up on June 29th at 1pm!!! Go subscribe to our YouTube channel to be ready for it:...
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Ep. 25 - Gamercon: PrE-3: Nintendo: The UwU Of Gaming
Welcome back to Gamercon, a weekly podcast where we talk about video games! This week, we're using a powerful AI to predict some of the upcoming reveals that are coming at E3 2019. Brianna and Clair talk about a new collaboration between Nintendo and Firaxis that is cute (and deadly), an old game...
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Ep. 24 - New Connecticut, Which Is Visible From Florida
We're high in the sky today talking about everything cravings! Clair gets a little meta and shares some of our new sponsors! Meanwhile, Brianna wants to dream better and start a media franchise. Come fly away with us to...New Connecticut, Which is Visible From Florida! Intro and Outro Music by...
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Ep. 23 - SharkLava and BoyGirl
These two women didn't know each other before today: you won't believe what happens when they meet. Total stranger Brianna craves normal things, like unintentional ASMR and work that she's writing. Total stranger Clair craves equally normal things, like soft bathtubs and more teeth. Can these two...
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Ep. 22 - The Blowwetter
As two women who now have degrees, Brianna and Clair return from their academic exiles to share their knowledge with the masses. Clair moderates a seminar on the merits of thesis writing and design of websites. Brianna lectures on hot showers and secret trivia about the podcast. Also, we revisit…
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Ep. 21 - Our Sun Son's "Sun Hat" Hat
The scientists of Salt Cravings have been working very hard to develop new cravings and solutions. We've been messing around with food chemistry, sunrise manipulation, techniques for developing "the range", and new ways to work wood! We've also unfortunately discovered a new Craving That…
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Ep. 20 - prefix.suffix, A Grammar Website
Well, we're a real podcast now that we've hit episode 20, so this is a real description where we're serious and professional only. This episode, Clair insists that we make a tabletop role-playing game and then play it. Meanwhile, Brianna decides we need new domain suffixes and a better adaptation...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Salt Cravings is a podcast about the phenomenon of cravings - those things your body knows you need, no matter how bizarre. As two women with a lot of cravings, Clair and Brianna explore just what things they end up really wanting, and let things get out of hand. Come for the salt, stay for the cravings!
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Salt Cravings is a podcast about the phenomenon of cravings - those things your body knows you need, no matter how bizarre. As two women with a lot of cravings, Clair and Brianna explore just what things they end up really wanting, and let things get out of hand. Come for the salt, stay for the...
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