Ep. 51 | Muddy Buddy Propaganda, Mother Goose the Stroopwafel, and Football Is Back | September 16th, 2026

Summary: Football is officially back, but first Jake and Alex have some important business to handle. The guys recap a weekend featuring suspiciously “healthy” Muddy Buddies, frisbee golf, an overly intense pickleball opponent, and Jake’s descent into underwear, vegetables and football during his week home alone with Pippin.Jake’s new phone brings tragedy when nearly 1,600 miles of Fantasy Hike progress disappear, while Patty’s AI dog-sitting video inspires the unfortunately named “Patty Pets Pets.” Alex counters with a chaotic weekend of his own involving work happy hour strategy, an armpit-smelling request, a doomed coffee table, a robotic lawnmower and a Princeton date.But the real innovation comes at work, where Alex reveals his method for warming a chilled Stroopwafel: putting it in his back pocket and “Mother Goosing” it.Finally, football returns with Eagles reactions, fantasy victory laps, early-season panic and some Carson Wentz appreciation.TIMESTAMPS / CHAPTERS00:00 — Hostile Takeovers & Going Yard Begins 01:45 — One-Year-Old Birthday Parties & “Thanks, Neff” 03:45 — The Healthy Muddy Buddy Propaganda 08:35 — Frisbee Golf & Pickleball Rage 13:15 — Big Booty Mixes at the Community Park 17:35 — Jake Finally Gets a New Phone 20:00 — Corrections From the Vegas Episode 24:20 — The Fantasy Hike Disaster: 1,500+ Miles Gone 26:50 — Blue the Dog Becomes an AI Musician 28:45 — Introducing “Patty Pets Pets” 30:25 — Jake's Single Guy Week 34:45 — Alex's Actual Single Guy Weekend 41:05 — Armpit Girl & the Coffee Table Disaster 46:20 — The Robot Lawnmower 49:25 — Alex's Workday Food Routine 51:40 — The Stroopwafel Appears 53:40 — Alex “Mother Gooses” the Stroopwafel 56:00 — Stroop Kid & the Greatest Cartoon Bedroom Ever 1:01:40 — Alex's Princeton Date & The Bent Spoon 1:07:15 — Football Is Back & Fantasy Misery Returns 1:13:35 — Eagles vs. Commanders Breakdown 1:28:15 — Around the NFC East 1:32:05 — Week 1 Fantasy Football Victory Laps 1:43:45 — Goose and Go 1:45:00 — Carson Wentz Appreciation Corner 1:46:40 — Patty Pets Pets Returns & Goodbye#GoingYard #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #Football #NFL #FantasyFootball #PhiladelphiaEagles #Eagles #PhillySports #Stroopwafel #PodcastClipshttps://www.youtube.com/@goingyardley