Ep 54: Toes, Tits, and Automobiles

NEXT WEEK'S SHOW NOTES: peas comes right outta the gate spewing racist filth about the Irish. The hosts quickly turn the show into an encounter group and attempt to bring peas to the light by showing him the virulence of his hateful ways. Although the intervention was unsuccessful, the hosts got peas to cry, so this one's going in the books as a Pyrrhic victory. Fidd & Faux order a pizza and silently eat it while peas wishes upon a dandelion. They do the god-damned Blind Eye, the god-damned Is It a Band, the obligatory Crack the Sky -- all the usual bullshit -- but a new bit is introduced: Ask peas (I mean, that's not the name of the bit; I'm telling you to ask peas if you want to know), and Scalpod serves a heapin' helpin' of his prototype game, which leads Fidd to making disparaging statements of the viewers' attention spans. peas, as usual, apologizes for the show's events at the end, thereby wiping the residual shit from the baby butt that is this show. Happy fuckin' birthday.