Ep. 55 – BHVR’s Patch 9.0.0, Labubu to LaBullsh*t, and Nicky in the Fog!

Ay yo. BHVR just dropped patch 9.0.0 like a microwaved meatball sub and called it innovation.Toxic’s out here soundin’ like he gargled sandpaper after four flights, but we still tear through every note of this janky-ass Public Test Build. “Going Next” penalties? I rate ’em a 9. Spawning tweaks? Trash. Bloodweb automation? Finally. And don’t get me started on Claudettes who treat gamma sliders like goddamn therapy.Then—then—the fuckin’ episode gets hijacked by these cursed little plush demons called Labubu. Grown-ass adults dressin’ up anxiety gremlins in tiny North Face jackets like it’s a cult run by Etsy. I pitch a hostile takeover. Tiny Italian street goblin merch. Meatball pendant accessories. “You disrespectin’ Nonna” energy. This ain’t satire. This is war.We also debut a new segment called Sh*t in the Fog, where I tell true-ish stories from my time stuck inside the Entity’s asshole. Betrayal. Gen-tapping. Dwight sabotage. The usual.💀 Nicky’s Body Count – Ep. 551 soundboard Satan summoned3 LaBooboo executions proposed7 rejected European listeners2 rage fits over Pop Mart1 Dwight concussed by locker4 DB squeals of “FUNG!”1 Claudette snitched on without hesitation17 cuss words censored… then immediately uncensored1 ghostwritten roast of Sammy Hagar5 TikTok influencers verbally obliterated1 cursed capitalist marketing plan involving meatball-scented plush dollsLaBooboo-Fu: Off the Charts Fungmin-Fails: Weaponized Dwight IQ: Terminal Final Rating: 8.5 outta 10 on the Nicky Scale (just shy of a sacred sauce certification)Listen or get Labubu’d. Your call.-Nicky "Noodle Arms" A.I. DenteSend Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher