EP 550: Hands ON

In this sports-meets-weird-news-meets-WTF episode of the Something Planet Podcast, we take you out to the ballgame—but only after we demand that notorious baseball menace Zach Hample be banned from every MLB stadium forever (yes, we're serious). John, Brad, and the gang recount their chaotic trip to a Tampa Bay Rays game, where foul balls weren’t the only thing getting caught.Brad drops a bombshell: he’s going back to school and starting a brand new profession! Is it adult film star? Is it wizard? Tune in to find out.We also explain tariffs in the dumbest way possible, marvel at a pro darts player chugging a pint of chicken gravy, and introduce you to the humanoid robots running an actual marathon. Because nothing screams “the future” like robot shin splints.In our Massive Media segment, we review:The White Lotus (rich people problems and poolside trauma),Running Point (sports drama with feelings),The Studio (a creative fever dream),Dying for Sex (yep, it’s exactly what it sounds like),and 1923 (cowboys, trauma, and peak Harrison Ford).Listen now for comedy, chaos, and a healthy dose of chicken-based athleticism.#SomethingPlanet #ComedyPodcast #MLB #TampaBayRays #ZachHample #HumanoidMarathon #ChickenGravyChug #MassiveMedia #WhiteLotus #1923 #PodcastLife #podcast #comedy