Ep. 57 - Dad Fail: If you're going to kill someone, do it right

Who is Cain Velasquez, why did he open fire into a pickup truck before chasing it for eleven miles, and why are we sort of happy he only received a five-year prison sentence with time served? We're also talking a little about Vore, mental health professionals identifying as turtles, and possibly the greatest traffic stop interaction of all time. Join the 2DT Patreon for your pet cat. No hamsters were harmed in the making of these links: Cain Velasquez Summary Cats Can't Legally Drive Turtle Power! Cannibalism Fantasies Check out our new Linktree! Eat it up (instead of someone else)!

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