Wow, wow Wes I guess I'll swap it out if that yeah, that's right Yes, yes, let's get started You get a decent 85 for like 7800 bucks. Yeah, I mean you can go all the way up to 3 grand or whatever, but yeah No, no, no the 75 was only six Already you were doing it that was what you want to do I'm just sitting waiting for you to talk right. Yeah, it's not TV press you. Yeah, you gotta be a mask on the mask on so I was really scraping the fucking Happy happy look man, you're anxiety.
I know where you're at You're fucking animal. I'm sorry you don't drink for two days. You think you're fucking living right doesn't Go for one day I have one healthy shit like Oh, I'm fine. Yeah, what the fuck fuck was I worried about the last 30 years doing this stuff called dose.
Yeah, you don't talk about supposed to help We'll see it to the tuz your energy like Jack's your energy. I was a do I don't know I have it. I have it Whatever you gotta do it every day. It's a liver cleanse and It's a guy's you don't really want to stop drinking On Instagram you've talked about being a booze bag a lot.
We've picked that up. Yeah, here's your liver health in your algorithm Yeah, I don't want to stop drinking. It's too fun. Yeah, I'll tell you what I got my hands on a little revolutionary war dock Yeah, you know how do you think we came up with the name United States of America?
No, even think about do that I just assumed it was a bunch of states that would be united Yeah, we still got come up with a name when you go we're declaring independence with the fuck that we call ourselves I feel like it was early on and you you called things what they were back then you were gonna come up with a fancy name You're gonna just say this is what it is where it's a fuck you to the king the United States of I like that You're trying to sell that you're wrong, but I like it. I mean, I have no idea because I don't nerd out Okay, Star Wars to have But no, I never even took the time to think about it, but it's not that simple It's not just like you can't just be like we all agree This is what we're calling it because everybody has to come together and be like what do we what is an American anyway? You know, that's a good point. What's a Europe?
What's an African? I always thought it was named after a merry-go of a spew tree. That's what the that but I think that's been the bunk proven false Yeah, the Columbus Indians thing is probably false too. Probably did he call them Indians because he thought it was in India Yeah, I think it was actually where he was it was like a term They were called that said people of God and it was like in I forget what it is Just some fucking guy wrote into a local paper the Pennsylvania Post and said we should be the United States of America He's he didn't write his real name his his pseudonym was republicus just Also, is there a bigger juice on the planet?
That's the juice writing into the paper and going we call this country United States of America Also, my name's republicus and the whole country was like, yo United States of America is sick. I'm a USA chance started You know in the music Docs they like they're like hmm. Yeah, I'm fucking war pigs I Know why but I agree with lmaire what does America come from if it's not the American Vespucci guy? I'm not sure yet.
I think it might be a miracle What was this? Spooshies Voltaire what I said what if a republicus was a species Voltaire what does that mean Voltaire? It's like a I know Voltaire's he was an art. Yeah, he had a fake name and then you know he got in trouble and people say if you have a fake name You have a Voltaire.
Oh, okay. Yeah, I didn't know that. Sorry. It's all right I didn't mean what you said like would have Republicans is Vespucci.
No, it was It was like 300 years later. Okay, so okay, all right. All right. Yeah No, I think they said it was a Thomas pain or I Think they said that might have been republicus.
They don't know who republicus was GPP still says it's from America with a spoochie. Yeah, but it's the feminine land form of America's which I kind of like America's more Yeah, I like America's America's discuss. Yeah, us on the end of a word or a name or or oh, are you like some lad war? Yeah, us republic us republic war like they sound like transforming.
Yeah, or he man names. Yeah, so this little fucking shadow pig Yeah, it's shadow pig you can't tell he's a pig cuz he's always like oh, yeah, yeah Oh, shit, he's blacked out. Yeah, there's no there's not like a real it's like when a British person's retarded Like with our dog always sounds like he's blacked out Just smoke a suit or his quarter back to back America spirit yellow. It's gonna be doing so I was sober as a bird last night.
Yeah, see that's your dean. Yeah, I was over man. Yeah, I was over man. How late I saw you like 30 I was just getting to the kill Tony after hang it's like 10 15 10 30 And he was walking out with his girl.
He's like where you guys going and his girl went we're gonna go home I could see the shadow pigs eyes like what if he wanted to stay No, that's not true. I want to go home. He's like yeah, I'm happy be going home, man Take a break. I was happy to go home.
We got fucked up. Yeah, we did that stuff. I had a good time I was watching an American revolutionary war doc shit was tight Don't think you understand well tell me about it, man I love this is one of my favorite things about you and I truly do mean it I am enamored by the fact that you truly love history and you like I wish I was a Use like that. I only love nerdy.
I really have used for me to be like republicans No, but it's history like I only get it like I swear to God. They're not kidding. I'll get it to like the he-man mythology the way you'll get into Civil War. It's like it's the kind of shit that some deep mythos really.
Yeah, he man's dope. You know history is History I know I wish there were and it tells you why we're where we're at but uh, you know what I was thinking about You know how they think like tar and feathering is kind of funny. Wait, like it's like a silly thing though Yeah, we tore it in feather to him. Oh, yeah, it was like a brutal.
No, it's hard horrific Smolding hot Burned your skin off and the other refusing I'm just walking around it became a chicken. There's a there's a John Adams yeah, yeah great mini series, but they darn feather a guy not it always stuck with me I was I watched I watched the first two episodes last night and they're two hours I don't know if I'm allowed to say it, but I got my hands on the Ken Burns revolution a war it's not out yet Oh nice, and my manager sent it to me at like 10. I was like I'm watching this right now nice I watched it for four hours. It's fucking great.
Uh, so that's the doc you've been watching. Yeah, you know, I'd say you've been watching You're spilling the beans and stuff that's in it, dude A lot of people watch this that don't get down with Ken Burns. Yeah, Ken Burns is a man was fucking nice Well, we were talking about this. I don't remember it was you a mirror not but what was the doc was like Ken Burns's sergeant peppers?
Like what's the doc that broke him? I think it's the jazz one because I remember my friend Scott had the box set the soundtrack of that and I just remember that Ken Burns jazz documentary was like everywhere and I was like that's the one I feel like made him I think I mean for me It was the Civil War one right Ken Burns Civil War Ken Burns baseball was fucking nice. Yeah, I heard baseball was a big one And then his brother puts out docs to it like one of them did Brooklyn Bridge, which is nice What are they the boring brothers? He's both of them sit there and sweaters Just look at the books looking at fucking books.
Here's come on man pick up some video games Play the vidges and jack off. Yeah, you gotta make Ken Burns the revolutionary war of the video game I'd be all in on it. That'll be nice. What is the what's his brother's name?
I forget He and you also love Louis throw the rose great. Yeah. Yeah, I like him. He's a little more of a provocative document there Yeah, but by fair when he did was the was the Courtney Webber.
Did you ever see his Miami when he goes into super prisons? No, it's funny to guess Just in there with black dudes. We fucking we have to beat your ass. No why?
What if I don't want to fight? Oh, you gotta fight. We go fuck you up. But you don't have to do that I Evershame is a new one about the right wing no, it's new ones about Israel Palestine.
Yeah. Yeah I haven't I heard it was pretty funny. He goes deep man the first Scientology whatever song the guys like threatened him and shit It was so in his interview with settler in that. Yeah, she's just like fully like oh, yeah.
Yeah They were saying the whole time they're like they can leave or Settlers are saying You see that you know where he compares himself to Hitler He's dude. I'm sorry. I watch it three times I'm like he can't be saying that but he's like he's like they say you know step back step down He's like you don't just stand aside. I say here you go.
You have to land. Hey off Hitler didn't do that The caption was like that you compare yourself to get all I sure was not a eye because I've been tricked again real good at just showing a speech and Words can you like our Danny? Maybe he meant what he was trying to say was the opposite He wouldn't play Kate Hitler like that when he was taking all the land doesn't sound like he said that because they're it's like He is doing the ground straight. No, he's doing a lot of stuff there Where he goes he goes and Connie's in the full black like yeah ski mask good thing.
Oh you can't see his face and Gavin goes Now look he's like you know there are statistics about black people about the crime and stuff like that He goes but when you meet a black person you don't take those statistics into it You start with a clean slate you judge them as a person. Do you do that with Jews? It kind of goes no Well, there we go what else is going on we're just remembering stuff we saw I have a good doc to recommend It's only 30 minutes long. Oh, it's called the quilters and it's it's no no.
Listen. I'm great trust me. All right. It's on HBO It's like three minutes long it's about a maximum security prison and there are these level five convicts Which means level five is murder like it's all the worst ground and there's a quilt shop in there And they make quilts for like needy children and they're super into it and these guys got like murder double Or whatever they're in the quilt shop and they're like here's all their fabrics and they run it like quilt and they get so into it And the kids send them dude and they make the quilts are amazing kids send them what they send a picture is of like me What and it's like thank you so much and they cry do that's nice.
It's beautiful dude It's beautiful. These guys are like this is the only way I can give back to society for what I did it's crazy. I cried Yeah, it's very nice. It's really nice.
Yeah, I don't give that shot. You sure I got to tell you I've been watching this Mussolini show and The ochre like it's a scripted show who plays the bush Some Italian guy was made in Italy, but of course Europe is also, you know 10 years behind us when it comes to like on the nose shit Right like culturally. Yeah The last episode he's like I'm gonna make Italy great again, and you're like oh so Trump's a fascist Okay, you just buttfuck the whole Is it really like one season is this season two I'm not sure it comes out weekly Okay, that and I was kind of excited I mean they make him a bumbling idiot which yeah, I doubt he was based on what he got done They do that a lot with with no Mussolini apparently was kind of a putt. Okay.
I mean that's like the yeah Yeah, yeah, but you ever seem to give a speech. Oh, it's good swag swag out the wazoo people have a lot of credit for speeches Check out the moose Pause the fucking arm cross Mussolini the guy who plucked the chicken during a meeting or I never heard that one really I can't remember who But it was a story about somebody being real chicken Not interracial What is it it is mrs. Lee plucking a chicken nice woman It's like a metaphor so it's a political cartoon nice. Did you find anything for the I can't find it?
It's hard to get a I'd you may have to but they could also be this thing He said a long time ago. It also might have been oh there was like one from 2015 where he kind of says what you said in a different way Maybe that's what it was I would imagine as a politician to go out of your way to avoid saying I'm a lot like Adolf Hitler. You think yeah, you think I mean it used to be a bad thing Yeah, you see rough now that thing about make Italy great again that that kind of stupid fucking winky thing that ruined Skull Island for me. Kong Skull Island.
What happened there? It takes place in the 60s and the first line the taxi pulls up in front of like I don't know some fucking the cap some some state building or something and um and John Goodman goes There's two dudes in the back of the car and John gonna goes my boy We are entering the strangest decade of politics this country will ever see it was like right when Trump gun I was like fuck off. Yeah, yeah, like it's just it's I hate shit like that Yeah, we're letting your politics come into the King Kong movie. I'm trying to watch it The American King Kong he ruined guys a little for me because they had the running guy sucked Oh my god, dude.
We're zero was fucking sick. Yeah Wait, that's yeah, that's for my That's classic. I'm talking King Kong Godzilla forbidden kingdom or whatever if you went into that thinking that was gonna be good the bags on you You're an adult man. You got King Kong had a mecca arm Godzilla was running the whole world's in flames Yeah, once they got into that to that last year off That's it doesn't run dude when they did the like world between worlds thing Yeah, King Kong there's that weird other I was like this is idiotic I met the kid a couple times that directed every single one of those movies.
He must be Stacking coin right now. I mean Jesus Christ. They make like 400 million dollars at least at least they got these people must go nuts when they see Reading on behalf of Matt, okay, Matt, okay, okay The quick break from the show for a special segment called more or less football edition and it's brought to you by prize picks Right so Shane and I are going to be presented with three player picks and decide together whether we should go more or less each pick Shane So who's looking sharp and who's just like a pedestrian on the field? Yeah, Matt.
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It's a great reason. I'm a price pick. It's good to be right man. I'll tell you what I'm about bad bunnies doing the fucking halftime show That's good pissing me though.
No, of course. Who gives a fuck is very funny to me that people are upset about that Oh, I'm not sure. Everyone's on the right the right gets it so wrong with what they're outraged everybody's outraged about everything Obviously, but when it's like to don't lose on this one. Why have you?
I think it's because it's because he doesn't speak any speak English And my point was last year's halftime show was barely uh Intelligible maybe that was for China being boom Hate kendrick. No, I don't hate it stop hating Have time show what didn't secure to the half time show before yeah, we're mad about I don't know I think it actually whipped her tits out on it. Yeah, that's your rock. Yeah, that's great Man, that was a pivotal moment in like american history like for tv and stuff.
That was considered So like now would be nothing. Yeah, cuz once you had a sticky over her nipple She had like a pea like a pea. It was I think it was pierced and she had this big thing like Almost like a vote for me pin. Oh covering her whole nipple.
You know what I mean? But yeah, it wasn't that crazy. It wasn't that crazy. Also, why they pretend it was like uh When they were like it was a wardrobe malfunction.
Oh, I remember when they tried to like It was like a pose. He like ripped it off and they both went yeah, it's wild the way. They would just lie about shit It's you know and just let's see if they buy it the wardrobe malfunction. Yeah, they bought it Yeah, they're gonna buy it.
Yeah, she got like she was like in trouble for a long time. I remember that Yeah, was that the first live tv titty drop? I feel like but that was a uh, what's that called a thing on the nipple? The pasty.
Yeah, I mean, I remember sable used to break Sable will break out of the pacy all the time. Yeah, wwf had some nips. Yeah, yeah, the cat. Terry runnels.
Don't give me started Jacklin don't give me started. I'm gonna get you Just try this. I think it was the first ever I think I think for right. Yeah live tv titty drop They had to be the first one.
That's a pretty big one. Yeah, I remember when my friends went nuts My basement everyone just went They were standing on the couch. We were fired up. That's when timber lake was the me like he was like He's so awesome, but that he was like on your mind me a timber like why is that just like a smooth operator slick You about to say something?
Yeah, yeah genuine compliment. Yeah, you remind me of Justin Timber like you're both smooth operators and you're slick I feel like he could beat box. Uh, I can't beat box. Oh, you thought about that was an alright rapper You're a good rapper.
It was a decent rapper at one point. You know, but I've done it a long time So I'm gonna say some red little rhymes in my head. Oh my god, which was a wrap. Give me some bars I can't remember anything right now.
No, no, and I honestly am trying to remember something Yeah, but that would be big for me. I think everyone would happy would be very happy to hear you Spits and boys. Do you know how to be? I know it still does.
You still have a bean? Uh, yeah, yeah, so yeah, so it's also awful. Yeah, the record comes out in a couple months. Oh sick.
Yeah. Yeah, it's done. Yeah, yeah, then we're gonna run do shows and stuff That's fun man. I loved it with that.
Uh, but yeah, the rapid not so much anymore. Um, the young man's game See young man's game. It's it's it's a different level of commitment. Yeah rap is like being a comic It's like you have to be a rapper.
You know what I mean? Like you have to it's it's an everyday thing It's not you know, I'm not to say that being a band isn't but it's a little more it's a little more lax for whatever reason But there's something about rapping because it's a solo. It's a solo act. That's why it's like being a comic It's like constantly yeah, it's a solo.
What do you got in the battle? You know what I mean? Have you ever rap out? Yeah, you should do it all the time That must've been so gay.
Where's that? Where can I get that footage? Holy shit. We used to freestyle we used to freestyle battles when I was in college at parties and shit People like you have any regrets?
No, I would regret that so much. Why? I was pretty good at it. I was pretty good at it.
No people like it like the party. We got chicks from doing it and stuff It was you know, they saw that timbre like you Smooth up right up this timbre like the moose No, you can't like the moose that's actually great It's like the moose the uh should we talk about our new nicknames. I mean you can try Try to bait me with my cuz joe all right first off. You're calling me the Yeah, but explain why but dude what dude?
Like That's a hud. I don't do his bidding I said joe. I said joe looked exactly like salacious crumb From star wars and if you look at salacious crumb especially salacious crumb with his legs crossed sitting It's just salacious crumb and I said Yeah And I said shamed job and then he went low It's not a body joke. I just hand you're the hot dude Right look at crumb in the hot tummy.
It's not me and she Happily sit at this man's legs and drink as the chrome dude Just is darosa like dead, you know Salacious on the world creature Let's just crawl I didn't know he had a name either. I was just like dude. You look like fucking job as friends and he was like, he knows Star Wars. He's like all salacious crumb As soon as you said it I was Dude, you love just sitting up there.
I'll take hot playing with everybody Tony is obviously see three dos He's gonna be like a bikini Bizir is bib for tuna 100% bizir is bib for tuna 100 thousand percent who's aboba Which ones that he's the one who gave anakin is it's gotta be all jabbas palace stuff. Okay, okay, okay Everybody else from there out everybody else is too cool. Yeah, it's tough. Not that you can't give someone cool.
Yeah, nobody gets to be like bubba fat Yeah, it's cool. Yeah, who's the rain core? Is that a guy you know, a maris? No, no, no, there's a big guy blue dude that plays the keyboards.
That's a cool one though. No, it's not Look at the blue Yes Can you do me a kindness and look up the uh pig guard at job's palace? It's got a bit of a little bit of a me's in there, but that guards little pushy I don't think lmares very pushy now. That's our say's the keyboard player's very close with the pig guard Let me take a look at that guard can't seem to be in place good music.
That's those have me's your it all over it Who is it? I mean, I I like to keep it. I think I think that's so conner You know what the shot at the end of the wall? You know, Tommy is I know it's it's on Tatooine though.
It's uh Fucking was his name. Uh the guy's like, I don't like you I don't like you my friend doesn't like you I got the death toll on 38 systems. Yeah, they're the next off one. Yeah, sweet lain do It's jawa could be a fucking jawa.
No, he's a e-walk, bro. No, it's gotta be tattooing. We gotta keep it here. Jawa's power Jawa all right, Tony's look at the jalas It kind of looks like a knee walk a little Nates we're working you up.
We could eat well. Yeah, fuck it dude. We'll fly you to jabbas palace Who's uh, all right, Tony's 3p. Oh, definitely who's later than can't give a hot babe.
No, let's give it to a dude No, dude. Hey, it's fucking uh, ladies uh, uh, uh, kyla Is a bad mouth chick. Check with a bad attitude You excited for red october, which red october? Fills dude.
I can feel something filled. Well, fill me in. You know, I don't watch sports We gotta buy which could be a problem the playoffs start. Oh, they're gonna play off.
Yeah, I'll go to those games Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go monday Jesus, it's october. I'm like, I'm like thinking this is like months away. No September.
You almost have it. It is october next week No, it's october tomorrow. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, jesus christ Um, this is a crazy pockets.
We're just It's just there's a regular conversation. Yeah, do you want to do you want to get on to a specific topic? No, I don't give a fucking off I feel like this is good. I like the stars I don't watch everybody loves ramin.
Okay, sure. It was good dude. Dude. I started watching recently too airtight Every episode.
I'm also a beat. Oh cool is ray Romano. He's awesome. He's like the coolest.
Yeah, when he whenever he comes to the celer It's like god damn. Yeah, it's just a fucking cool. Yeah. He's sitting there.
He's watching sports. He's like who you got on this? He got the over the under on the like that's awesome. That's awesome.
I don't know. Dude. They got better looking in his like 60s I never thought yeah, he's like kind of sexualizing me. He's a I specialize everybody That's why I got that timber like Timber like a moose the useless chrome That's the chrome last other fucking violin or in this chrome dude.
I'll run this slatius chrome Yeah, but that's nobody has the juice like United States of America. No. No, it's it's it's a slice of chrome. Obviously.
That's good juice, right? Violin this great juice. Yeah, no one's just like I'm gonna write this down and send it to the paper and name the country I mean, it's it is it is fucking wild. I want to find out who this republic is guy.
Yes I think it is Thomas pain, but it's just pure speculation because it was just a humble man. Dude. That's why is republicans He's going I don't need any glory for this. This is for the fucking republic.
Yeah, how do you get in the paper? Oh, because Thomas When other things from the doc can you reveal? Uh, it's it's just standard uh, there's nothing too Gets into bed at a carnal, which is exciting. Oh, because he was kind of a man.
Okay until he wasn't okay But he was he was like a little climber though. He was good at his job, but he was a climber. Okay, so he got any time he got passed over He would start bitching and yeah, okay, but it was stuff. I kind of knew already like he was the hero at ticonderoga.
Okay, so he People don't know like a pencil. Yes Uh, he uh, he was like a war hero. He was like a big deal before he before he switched sides. What was this official turncoat moment?
Uh, I'm not sure. I think he sold or gave british, uh, intel on how to get past west point The fort I think he gave the fort up. I could be wrong. Wow, I haven't got that far But I remember in uh, I read the book Lafayette who was the man too He was like that was kind of the only time he ever saw George Washington like breakdown because Washington like liked this guy Wow, and when he got he got to west point and they were like Arnold's gone It was like always like sobbing.
He was like no, wow boy That's the story I took from it. Do you ever eat at that restaurant in New York where uh, washington took his man before the battle of valley forage? No, it's in fi-die. You know the area of fi-die where it's like the almost on street and there's all the bars It's right down there.
That's okay. Yeah. Yeah, he took his it's so wild like Yeah, they were like they were like they were like about to shoot a movie or something like it was a big dinner And then they're like all right. We gotta go fight tomorrow.
Yeah, it's like it was like, yeah, this weird summer drink They were drinking back down. Yeah, yeah, you make sure his boys all got whiskey and rum Yes, well, it's rum and then everybody got a couple of their rations where you got a couple whiskey every day every soldier Wow, and then he was like if the rations were low or rum at first and then we'll switch to whiskey if we run out of rum The boys were a little it was for freedom. Yeah, a couple of brewsies before you go shoot some red coats Yeah, you have to be also know, you know what fire me out there's a part where so obviously the revolution starts in massachusetts And then they're trying to rally the rest of the colonies to be like help us out And then so like Virginia that's why they get Washington because he was the he was a virginian So they want to bring the whole all the colonies in but then when pennsylvania in like south klana north Can I start joining in and then it's just such a like it was a true melting pot You know, I mean, but it's talking about how like just frontiersmen from pennsylvania started rolling in and hanging out with all these new england Busy's right it's like day. That's pretty sick.
Yeah, and they're like these guys are a problem Like they were like like the british were like oh fuck they got the retarded guys It was a problem could be anybody that was like out Appellation was where the country stopped okay like past that was like native land and there were people out there fighting So these guys have been fighting for 40 years. This is the shit I wish I wish they were just am I Suppressive to me the trappers and like survivalists so they do have to live on the land like with no food and shit Right, so all of a sudden you got all these like freaks coming out of the woods And you just some fucking queer from fucking london I was a serious question from watching all that stuff and whatever. Do you feel like you have like some working knowledge of survival skill? Oh my god.
No, if you got trapped in a wood I struggled with scrambled eggs I'll take you get a coffee make somebody was like if somebody was like make me pancakes, I'd be like who You could get me instant pancake mix and everything that I need and I'd be like this is gonna be tough Yeah, yeah, I have no survival skills pancakes are tough. I could teach you how tough but they're tough You know the trick to flipping a pancake what is it? Uh when the top part is all bubbled when you see like all the little holes in it. That's when you know, it's ready to keep that in mind Yeah, but pancakes are tough.
I like a little raw pancake. Dude a little cakey pink. I don't mind a little batter in there That's gross. I know it's gross.
I know it's really gross. That's really gross. That's not sure it is I think you get salmonella like that. I don't give a fuck about salmonella.
I'll never get salmonella The 20 times with a nether kill Yeah, driving 22. You don't want revolutionary war fucking diet. That's whiskey. You got a fucking lemon Get my hands on Jeez we can about the road and just hating the road and I was funny here.
I talked to him about it Yeah, I don't know how you've been doing it like this. I was like He goes you take shaney. He's got his routine. He gets up.
He has just 20 beers How you do it dude? Star bleasies look at this fucking thing that lomer got Thanks for our day. It's gonna be good. You can take it.
I mean if you want you should immediately defend drink Abomination This is good stuff. You drink coffee drinks. You give them lemonade and sugar is every morning what and then he runs around Then he runs around it's coconut milk. It's strawberry milk.
It's the zoomies after that strawberry coconut milk after yelling them to get off the couch You're not supposed to be up there, but that's right Do you have a same way you can lay on the couch? Do you have a sir pail and she's fucking cool? I'm sure. Yeah, she was cool as hell.
She's so hot. Yeah. Yeah, she's just older now. You know, yeah I would respectfully yeah.
Yeah very much respectfully. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she was banging dude.
Yeah. Oof those mccain years Yeah, it was so hot banging dude. Yeah, she kind of blew it right? No, my talking I think she kind of blew it a little Crazy the Republicans were like we need a female vice president there by the end of that by the end of that election McCain was like You can you can see who's that fucking JT real me though when that you see that when that fat pitcher runs out of bullpen fucking incredible and then the catcher fulfills sees so big he's not that he's like a chubby guy Come sprinting out of the bullpen and then the camera cuss the catcher who's standing there and he just goes The guy's gas he's out of breath at the mound Dude, what's the guy's where the guys are in the pen and they're yelling at the empire's call and the coach just going he's a gun I never saw He's screaming it dude.
It's from like the 80s early 90s. I'm like so that's a TV camera caught that Yeah, yeah, people have iPhones It was soaked do baseball when they spaz it's the best. Oh, who is it? Is it Tommy?
Let's order with the best whatever? He's like my ass is in the jackpot if I don't get you out of here Tommy, you know my ass is in the jackpot right now Wait, I thought you were gonna talk about the radio interview which was a lot of work Uh where they're like they said you write it's the sort it's after a game dude. It's on am radio. So it's going out live They're interviewing after game clearly.
They must have lost he's in a mood and they go we're gonna trade so it's not for Bobby Backlava or something he goes let me tell you something about that cocksucker Bobby Baklava couldn't hit fucking water if he found a fucking bug He just loses it Baseball spaz is a not they're the best they lose their mind more than football the best Baseball and then Bobby night basketball spaz is awesome chair across the corner Joking a player like guys basically white boy spaz's True white boy rage says did you ever see the Jim Belushi when he was on SNL when he was a cast member Uh, it's from the 80s when he's doing the chess coach, but he's doing it like Bobby nice And he's kicking the chairs Yeah, it's really funny. Yeah, Bobby's good. I think he choked the player to practice. It was great Uh you can't choke players anymore dude Yeah, the Bobby night's things the things where he's in the press conference he hates reporters so much There's one where a lady asked him a question.
He goes well, let me tell you something and I love speaking to a person His job is one step below prostitution Yeah, it's the best I think yeah baseball has number one spaz's yeah, why is that? It's such a soothing game and it's like I don't know where a guy's fucking kicking dirt at somebody Tommy my ass is in a jackpot The chest of chess every time they yell on fire mass grab is always fucking insane It's I guess you're out there for fucking 180 games. You're even gone from home for fucking six months. It's august.
Yeah You're sweating your ass in Cincinnati. Yeah You're sweating your ass off some arms just fucking you I gotta be honest. I don't know that I've ever seen a football spaz There's been some good. I'm sure there's been some good ones There's uh you get a good spaz when the uh when the reporter interviews the coach right before halftime You know how they do that like when the team's out of the locker room like what what different what changes you have to make on offense and get this thing going Guys, the players are out there trying their fucking orders and the coaches are fucking it up It just keeps running it like oh shit This is an ad by better help.
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Let's get back to the show That's awesome. I don't watch sports at all, but I will frequently look up sports pads sports meltdown like they're nothing like a good Oh wait, we took it this last time nothing like a good meltdown on camera It's not comedy ones last night. Yeah. Yeah, you ever watch like super smash earlier like professional players meltdowns I mean a gamer meltdowns must be number one.
It's crazy. Yeah, I think of nuts like one good Shooters bro. Yeah A couple of pills away from pulling a trigger on someone Like I need this I don't like bringing up. I don't like bringing up because danny.
I mean I bring it up constantly, but Danny we love you. Yeah, damn's the best. I got the answer man. We're they were playing and see you didn't understand You didn't understand the context.
I know we just got the game. It's me and him It's our favorite thing like I used to go to his house. We played together. We had a dynasty I ran offense he ran defense.
It was it was a glorious time Uh, and then the game reboots and we get it back for the first time in 10 years So he comes to Philly to play it with me. I was like a gig like it was like Yeah, it was like uh, I beat him the first couple. I was just killing him and then the one game he was winning The salacious My minion comes in and starts doing my bidding Just sat on the couch next to me. It was like yeah, Dan I was like, yeah, of course your guys can fucking you guys hold on to every block my guys came block for sure And you were like, yeah, that seemed like the guys on dancing were better at blocking I was like, shut the fuck up.
Yeah, and he blew a 14 or 17 point lead and missed an extra point loss Yeah, just and I said something like this you went to Rosa He's a number one video game space Spasses through shit. Did I remember we were watching the Niners and the Eagles play? This is J's house Didn't know this isn't the this is not the one where he texted me instead of I was in the room with you right now I punch you in the face You don't understand sports The numbers are losing in the NFC championship the Eagles and this cocksuckers in the group text like yeah, the Niners look like shit The Niners start to fight on the field. I go I remember when this was a game a bunch of bums out on this field today It's like if I was in the room with you, I'd punch you in the face.
You're a little girl Couldn't agree more than that. No name was losing a game in one of my friends that doesn't watch sports was like they soft their assholes J was cracking up because it was yeah No, one time we were the three of us were watching as me J and soder at J's house in New York and um The Niners were losing and Dan was all like okay, okay, okay. Okay. Okay.
We gotta get it back I go it's not gonna happen Dan. Oh, they're not good enough I can tell I would get dark red face immediately if you said that I would feel my cheeks get red and I'd be like, I don't care I give it about five seconds I get listen. I swear to god. That's how I get when somebody says like, you know if somebody's like I remember I got that man at bill because burs said the empire strikes back and star wars don't hold up his movies and I got as mad as you're talking About that.
I was like, you know what the fuck you're talking about dude. You know you think oh you fucking saw two shut the fuck up dude You know, I like literally get that one's the empire straight back is that the second one second when hogging its frozen It's on hot. That's tough. That's a good one.
Yeah empire. Really number one. It's a best one almost in arguably number one I'm not the best one and that Is what they do just like it plates of a sequel wait, whatever at the end of the second star wars It just plays to the sequel. What do you mean place this sequel like it just ends?
It's like a cliffhanger. Yeah. Yeah, that's awesome That's gay dude. I saw that movie in the theater as a kid.
That was torturous dude. That's 75 Came out in 80 and then I think we saw like a re you know, yeah, I was like five I think yeah, but I was old enough to understand because I watched stars on tv and like dude it like that cliffhanger It was it was torturous. Yeah, I was like I was like, oh the rings got me So first one they just walked the whole time and it fucking ended. I was like, yeah, it was three hours I went the next one's in fucking three years.
I Never read the next year. Yeah, I knew I read the hobby But I never read the Lord of the Rings was I thought the first book they get the more door and they end it and then the second It was a difference for me and I was like, wait, what the fuck? Like that realization of there's two more movies of them going to Mordor and I was I don't know if I got this thing I thought about doing one. I wasn't for me.
I wasn't for me. I was like, oh You killed like one guy Dunes are right though. Doom two picks up. Uh, I didn't like the first one.
I wasn't feeling the first one Are you excited to see a new Leonardo movie? It looks pretty good. The lives are loving it So I'm sure you're gonna fucking jack off to it Yeah, I was really excited about it and I hope it's good But so far everyone that has like been like posting about it or like liked about it has been I agree. I agree that it's it's we'll see what it is when it gets riled by a certain.
Yeah Present. No, that's how movies get wrong. Yeah. It's like that's why I went and saw Black Panther No, this fucking blows dude.
It was just jacking off to it. It's Black James Bond. What is Black Panther? It's just Black James Bond.
Oh, no, no, no, it's not how it fucking's a James Bond He's he goes to queue his sister he gets all the tech and then he goes off the mysteries All right No Batman stinks what the fuck are you talking about? What are you Superman? Superman rules? We're talking about Superman we need more Superman Society as soon as Batman begins came out everybody started being all like dark and anti-fucking moral They're like I'm gonna do what I need to do to get where I need to be Talking about morality Batman begins ruined society.
Batman begins started with a morality culturally. Oh, I don't know dude something about 2005 and Batman doesn't Batman isn't caring He doesn't care. He's he started the billionaire worship culture actually a lot Batman Batman doesn't give a fuck No sacrifices himself dude. He doesn't satisfy most You cares the most Batman so much Batman selfish and he's an artist.
No, he's not outstanding for everyone flying going on Superman No, dude keeps Superman doesn't fly. It's a man among the people he lives with a maple fly suit man I'm sorry. Yeah, it's it flying around really nearly he's flying through buildings like nine He's not like the real man doesn't fly through buildings. That's just that's just that's just watch the uh the Pete Holmes did Batman fires the Justice League They are the superman one where he goes He feels like these classes and they're green He's what I would be kryptonite ice cubes with a baby baby goes no it's Asian green Yeah, they're really funny.
They're really funny. Yeah, the mayor I you're you're you're what you're talking about right? It's the most selfless man on earth he he doesn't live a playboy billionaire He doesn't enjoy his life because he's there for Gotham. He's giving himself to the city Gotham dude.
I don't think so at the end of the third one. He almost kills himself to save the entire city The city will be better without Batman all the reason that those villains exist is because of Batman I never realized by the way you guys know dark night returns or rises I mean, yeah, I remember when I first saw it everybody said when he went Alfred sees him in the restaurant at the end in Italy Remember how this fantasy where I see you. Yeah, I remember when I saw the movie I was like so wait does Alfred really see him or is that just like he hopes that he will one day and I was I was like well I guess it's up for interpretation But then I watched it again recently and I never caught the part where at the very end Morgan Freeman goes the autopilot doesn't work on this And they go yes, it does it was fixed by Bruce Wayne and I was like, oh, he autopiloted the ship and got out Yeah, I never caught that I never caught that part. You should see Morgan Freeman's Twitter.
What's wrong? Nuts That's just like ultra liberal It's like fucking asshole What's he saying Even yes, just a guy's name is more No, it's not like he's not fake. He's fucking free talking You read the different look on the James Woods Twitter. Yeah, I was not peeps and James They'll be like yeah, I guess cops are all bad you fat It was hard there is Jesus Christ man There are bad man's dude James what we need somebody Shadows Jesus Christ man You like the new Superman movie yeah, it was fun.
It was nice. I was super man with Superman I think you get beat up in every scene because he's a thing. He doesn't know who's in the suit Superman has to Not in the suit the lizard beats him up the fucking Dog saves him like eight times. Yeah No, it's a giant like Godzilla He kills that thing He doesn't even kill that thing without exploding it he knocks it unconscious.
No name looking at talking song Destroyed the program everyone got fired. Really? Yeah, no name a crazy on nice. Yeah.
Hey, how was that show? It was it was not ideal for stand-up, but it was a dream come true kind of Probably cool thing I've ever done how many people it's probably like 85,000 Jesus Christ ideal for stand-up What is the laugh sound like in an environment like that? Well, I didn't run into too many laughs Lot of families people that were very confused Fuck is this guy when you gonna start playing whatever instrument he's supposed to play? I've been talking around talking for you talking about a down syndrome coffee.
I'm gonna be jacking That's so fucking funny man. Yeah, shout out to them for letting me do that the university So know what I was gonna say, but it was true. They got some letters since then and I haven't they haven't said anything to me So that's nice, but it was more hit you so you feel it was more his crowd than your crowd It was I had a lot of people there for sure good. I had a lot like a lot of people really it was cool It was cool, but there were definitely people there that had no idea who I was and did not see the billing Or did see the billing like this must be a country singer that I've never heard of He's just yeah, he's just talking for the first time.
We'll pick up something. He's probably really good Yeah, the you have a country singer's name Shane Gillis sounds like a country singer I think you can do anything Joe de Rosa doesn't sound like ponderosa sounds exactly like a Western Does it have the shame ring? I thought you got a country that's what you need to get in the country instead of hip-hop Have you thought of the bars yet cuz I'm gonna need those before the end of this desperately sometimes I would write lyrics But get my head for rappers. I was a fan of I can you example?
So I got rather too short lyric in my head once yeah I was with her too short go cuz the one thing I learned about being a Mac treat a girl bad to dumb bitch comes back That was my too short lyric that I wrote. It's pretty good. Yeah, you could hear too short saying it couldn't you? Yeah, it's not to be ashamed of that yeah mates fucking feel it Was way better than I thought it was gonna be yeah, it was definitely not like great, but it was also That's too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought you're possessed by two-show for a second. Yeah I actually felt like my two-show impression wasn't that bad for first attempt No, I mean even thinking about for 30 years Just bouncing around there you finally let it out you move on about 30 Do you have another one? You'd be like a naz. You're just a little rapture my head about comedians.
I hate I'm like oh that would be a wrap song about comedians Not look like an idiot Absolutely Bury Very good. Yeah, I was like a rapper you would like And it's serious rap. It's funny. Yeah, he's good.
He's good. You ever think of any good raps? No, I'm not a rapper That's my trade though. That's out of stand-up.
What would you do creatively to express your Probably in a car shop car shop. You use own Card shop. Yeah playing games in our creative. No, no, I'm in creative.
Oh card shop. What? I Think you were a coke right now Sputu is Voltaire Reach you make you say a sentence and then everyone else to wait and try to figure out what you meant and then ask you and go What where did that come from? What did you mean by that?
Christ just have fun. We don't have fun and you're different dude the Star Wars trilogy the second one episode one two and three Better set of movies in the first four five six. I'll stand on it. You think the prequels are better than the original I can set a movie it's like all together now.
Dude. I like the prequels right now As soon as Palpatine goes execute order 66 it makes all the other movies worth it. Well, no that's it is I love Seth. Yeah, it was all this in my top three but I never did clone wars a real chance attack of the clones Yeah, yeah, yeah attack the clones attack of clones is It's really cool at times, but he he went so hog wild with the CGI It's not it.
It's a lot like that's right factory sequence It's a little too much But but hey the whole end like once they get to that arena and like like Padme and obiwa and can have to fight those beasts and Then the Jedi come and like it's the battle and then like and then they fight duke and Yoda comes out like all that shit's awesome All that shit's awesome and then city shows up at the very end Yeah, that's awesome, but sit rips Sit fucking rips and and force awakens rips and then they suck after that. Yeah, I was many other new forces Force awakens gave me real help me to a new hope. Yeah, me too And then a liberal struck back Man, I'm a little bit real struck back. They said you can't have Star Wars.
You can take anything you own but don't take Yeah, but the liberals got their greedy paws on my star Back They were like the accolade is gonna change everything we believe in the show more than anything we put the most money into it Dude, it got trashed. They pulled all the accolade merch out of the store. They were just like the acolyte It's for the bullies do Here's a thing make it all girl Jedi show just make it good make it awesome where you're like this is fucking great They didn't sucked it sucked don't certain they did that whole lesbian planet Hey Doing the pot right now here you're on It's good so far. It's me and Dorel so we're kind of just talking about stuff.
We saw Last I would last I was talk sure this one cost okay, duro says in your chair right now. He says it's his chair now But that's confused when Shane texted me I thought he was saying you needed a partner and I was like, okay Where we were courting then he's like my house was like, okay, where are you gonna be? He's like my house? These types of stories is what I've been working with I mean it's taught I'm trying to don't try you would have been pumped out some history stuff early They walked all over it with not true.
They went straight to Batman versus Superman Star Wars That's true. I'm gonna talk about their favorite toys coming up here. That's true. I'm a figurine collectors Matt you know, he said he kept it going.
I don't even know why I have man here Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've been black autism are you nighting? Man, he keeps saying he keeps saying the cusker who I don't know why I'm doing this with him. Are you starting a lot of shit? Do you at man?
I'm doing a little podcast world. Yes, it's coming out. I'm very excited for October 7th All of our plans are gonna come together Oh, yeah, wait, it comes out on October 7th. Yeah, that's Holy shit, it's actually I mean it's at least yeah, it's memorable Yeah, I just saw the trailer you posted it looks wonderful.
I can't wait to see it. I can't wait to see you All right, I miss you. I love you I said I love you. He said I love you guys Interesting I Have gotten and I love you for me before you me.
I love you every fucking night But that was that was a very nice sign off and I kind of want to change our dynamic I want to take some of you're gonna have to make some big changes I want to take it you've had this question with me before you go. How come you don't talk to mad or soda like that? Not rotten pigs You don't talk shit to them like you do to me. Yes, because they don't talk shit to me.
Yeah, I know well I don't want more I've seen more but if you want more so help me guys You cut off my nice thing I was gonna say what and I was gonna be nice. Yes, it was it was gonna be nice I was gonna say I want to start removing some of the acidity from the relationship Mmm start to move towards a more caring and more and during more loving dynamic. Yeah, what are your proposals? What do you want from me?
Let's let's get come to the table go and chain you need to make some no no Let's be honest. We both have some heavy lifting to do but I'll I'll start okay. I'll start here's how we can start Okay, next time we hang out. Yeah neither was criticized the other one.
Okay until the other one Does it fit to see why and I'm gonna go see you started all right? No see far see far But if you're doing something slimy or gay, I do get to say that that's slimy again Hold on a second. Here's the problem. You think everything slimy and gay.
Yes, you do you call out no so much shit Nate. I don't do that to you You don't you don't call me slimy and gay no I call you zesty, but that's a fun joke You call me slimy gay. Why are you gay? Why do you I don't think so if I don't really do too many things that I would be like stop doing that you don't mean it from the heart I like when you goof off you hit me with a I can't believe you're doing this when I'm having fun But it's because you know it's what I'm in my head.
Yeah. Yeah, no, I mean like if you were And we can delete this part if we need to okay If I saw you sitting at the bar being like talking to a girl being like well, that's cool body aren't you have look at this this piece right here? I got this if I'm in the barn. I see you doing that.
I'm gonna sign you out. Yeah, but see you shouldn't do that You gotta let your friends work in the way they work. I don't like to see them work that way now Let a man work what techniques work and you have stepped on my techniques I Know you're visibly mocking me from across the room like visibly I'm all for where the bros getting some pussy You got to know how to yeah, I know how to talk I don't like me the you do you're very good at that's why you're very That's why you mind me a timber like You're my the moose I guess yeah, maybe that's on me. All right.
I'll allow some say I think we both got a little heavy lifted to do I think it was so hard not to make fun of a guy that's like It depends how you're talking to a girl Brother if it's like I see you landed on thick dude. I go what is he doing? We'll just play cool, baby Play cool, baby. You this is listen Listen, I think we both have to remove some judgment of the other man's behaviors, and I think we'll get very far I like where we're at I don't hate it.
I like where I don't hate it But I will say this we've gotten ourselves into a corner of it's at a nine and a half from the beginning of it That's like three years ago. Yeah, you're right. It's showed out. It showed out.
Yeah, we'd have every time we go out We'd have to talk on the phone two days later You fucking you did you had your share of come on you know the you know just poking poking from the poking your poker You got little brother syndrome admit that you're poking a lot of little brother in you you're First Sometimes you sit on my head Huge moment huge moment for us huge positive huge positive moment this year when we got a little tense on my birthday Yes, we did last year my birthday you said to me you go a little sensitive around your birthday. Don't you? I was like yeah, dude. I get you got way too sensitive huge moment for me You know that you lost man getting your head Listen, boss man was in there.
The boss man in my head and me wanting to say boss shut the fuck up That's two different things boss is like a cheese grater after a while. You're like bro shot up dude You have it's so funny. It's it's anything mean no no, that's but you're just like boss shut up shut up You know he's just having fun. He's talking about Israel for 25 minutes And then he's like for some reason with him.
I don't care He's like you keep what they doing now School We were in yellow springs we went to this comic book the comic store about that Boba Fett comic book Yeah, when I first saw it I was in the store with voss earlier that day and he comes up to me and he goes he goes The number one Superman the first one I go the action comics number one was a cold in the car over said he's like yeah, he goes Is that's worth money right now? Yeah, it's considerable money. He goes I have it I go You have action you don't have it and he goes no no no I swear to God goes I have it for when I was like my dad gave it to me from what I was like I have it He goes and I knew it was probably worth something like so I kept it in decent shape But like I don't know I just never sold it. Do you think it's worth anything and I go yeah?
It's probably worth hundreds of thousands of dollars and he goes psych I don't give a shit if you have a valuable I love it. I'm going to Vegas. You're not getting one weekend without the voss man The voss man's on your ass The boss man cometh boss dominates drove here boss also bulletproof. Yeah, he's it.
What do you call it proof? Yeah, you can make fun of them all day. Yeah, there's nothing Every I love the boss man. I love the boss.
We'll get you. But you know you're wasting the slot in Vegas Nice thing going on the road So be in you bring the so bein J's only gonna have three beers. Yeah, yeah, yeah Just gonna go play a steam deck. Yeah.
Yeah Bobby's gonna wear fucking sunglasses not drink. Yeah. Yeah, but then you got the pope the pope That's like having three out He's not stopped it He just goes did he brought so we got off the plane and went to the mothership brought a paper cup with no ice filled to the brim with The killer she crumbled up and he put it on the no one else was in the bar So they were like cleaning up and he put the paper cup on the bar and went to the bathroom And then he said he walked back in and you heard me like well, yeah, he's a fucking alcoholic Yeah, we got it like we got only like one you we just missed you guys dude I left because I was like nothing's going on. I'm gonna sit here and drink good.
We miss everybody's and just went home Holy shit, dude. That is so fucking fun. Yeah, our last I told you my favorite he got in he got in the car or we were leaving leaving the hotel and sometimes our graph people show up And I you know I'm hung over it's the next morning. I got I'm getting a car myself I can dude and they're not fans.
They're just people selling signatures. Yeah, and it's like Jesus like sometimes I like Sean Sean I Get in the car like Jesus fucking Christ. He's got suck. He just looks me goes God forbid somebody God forbid somebody loves you Evil's played the day the last my last mothership show was Sunday.
Yeah, and he was played that day It was equals Rams. Yeah, the whole squad was hurting so dude. I show up. I stay in all day Tony Everybody there out bar hop and they're like come on pig.
I'm like I can't guys Yeah, yeah, yeah, Tony's like the pigs in the air. Let's go dude I was like I gotta show you I'll meet you an hour before I can't bar hop with you guys Anyway, I finally I show up at copper tank like an hour before the show and pope is sitting there But I walk up he sit like this and I walk up to the table and I go what's up dude? I hit him on the shoulder he goes like this I Am He was sober kill like couldn't you couldn't tell he had one drink. Yeah, his stand-up is pretty he can do it in Hammond You couldn't yeah, it was wild.
You couldn't tell he had one drink. That was a fun. I thought that was that's a funny I've never he's been getting very funny. He's like I just realized getting as drunk as possible is fun Don't do it too much, but it does rock now we always sing this song when we see each other You should not tell me on this go down there.
All right. Go ahead. Do it. See I'm trying to help you here.
You're trying to help you I swear go ahead. I'm gonna do it. You're doing it. What's this song you and Tony sing when you see each other?
You're doing your love just saved you you think I'm being a bad guy. I'll snake right now This whole time he thought I was against you. It's name. You know I'm snake All right, what's on the song, please tell us all know I really like what we're average I know but I'd like to know now Because we're always like all right deal.
Let's show up tomorrow night. Let's not do anything and then we'll cut to the next night to a I'm like we did it again because we got a problem and that's the song we say struggle we got a problem that makes us laugh And yeah, cut that out cut that out. Nope cut that out Funny to say oh that's gonna come back to haunt you. It's funny to say it's funny to say when your truck it seems I love singing when I get drunk.
We had a boys. We had a quartet. What are you guys saying? We're gonna And if I ever no it's a falling love by shot by a camera.
Shay. I think it's about him hit some CCR Yeah, can you sing if I ever fall in love you? Which one is that the one you would just say anything? Oh Jiljil, yeah, yeah Can you sing it?
Can you sing it as literally as hard as you can? No, I from drunk like number like right now Can you say I can't fun gameplay try to boys actually sing? Yeah, it's why I have committed to that. We've got a problem So I would have liked to hear you really soon.
Don't cut that out but cut out what I said cut that out It's a dumb thing you do it your friend when you're drunk and it's funny to you guys you know, it's funny and I'm excited to sing it with you Yeah, I bet you have a good time singing it with that song. I will Ten beers will change that actually Pretty jolly mood. God damn drinking is fun. Why is it never get old?
Why does it never get old? Sure It gets sold like you said one two days off and you're like, um Hey, I'm gonna have a couple. Yeah, I'm gonna take it easy tonight But my point is this like like like with uh mushrooms for instance, right? I had I had a bad trip over covid and I was like, that's it.
I've never taken mushroom people do that. I'll go Better not alcoholics. I don't get wine. No matter how bad a hangover I've ever had it never sticks like no don't do this anymore Yeah, there's hangovers you wake up ago.
All right, fucking I'm done. Yeah, I'm not gonna drink for two weeks. Yeah fucking Wednesday. That's what I'm saying You just got back today You know, I think the difference is The difference is I think it's easier to quit a drug because a drug the bad part happens during With booze the bad part happens after and that's why it's always so hard to remember that part if for in other words Like if I drank I also think alcohol is extremely addictive sure that might be it too But if I drank and I started having panic attacks while I was drinking I'd be like, I'm not there I'm terrified Yeah, I mean like you would like a bad ass trip or something Like the bad part of alcohol is just you feel like hell the next day sometimes also good pbs.com prohibition.
Yeah, pretty good What do you say? The thing I never really thought of was so like women were really leading the prohibition movement They were like we need to make alcohol illegal because or no, but that's what I always thought Just ruining the fucking good time. Yeah, turns out. There's no laws back then about beating the fuck out of your family or raping your wife Okay, so these guys would come home No, there's no law statement Who's waiting to make the guys less angry?
I was at the beatings These guys are coming home. They drank back then. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. They had a hard day The food's cold Yeah, and also you're blacked out.
Yeah, and you're working in a fucking factory. I mean, it's you know jobs sucked back there Kids are shit. I'm not justifying what they did. It sounds like it.
It's a powder keg is what I'm saying. I'm justifying it You just like the kids are shit the wife doesn't fucking do her shit. You want to hit him? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah to the moon They're my good fellas Beats him up real bad because he hasn't been going to school for months Yeah, like imagine the rage you would have felt if you immigrated here from Ireland or Italy or wherever Because you wanted to have a better life for your family and then you have a kid here all you sacrifice room And then your kid turns out to be a punk.
I can't imagine the fucking rage you would feel about that You know what I mean? Like it's it's beyond disappointment. Yeah, you know, it's beyond you're like I sacrificed literally everything to try to build this for you guys and you don't appreciate it like you know That's why those guys I think drank so much. I'm not saying that's no reason But it's a hell of a reason.
Yeah, you know, but you little punk when I was your age a at four jobs Yeah, yeah, but fucking I mean man. I wonder what it was like the a cock in a bar like I mean it must be fights every night and yeah Yeah, I talk about how the bars were back down and it was what they said it was just it was brutal Yeah, it was everything you think just guys getting stabbed and the amount like America drank more than every country on earth like immediately Like just immediately because it's all fucking immigrants from I like poor immigrants They were just obliterated and other kind like people were like this is gonna ruin this country Yeah, we took right off. Yeah, we took right off. It's good.
You should check it out prohibition on PBS. Who's in Ken Burns? Uh, it's Ken Burns adjacent if it's not Ken Is it Barry Burns the brothers? Mysterious this mysterious Ken Burns brother.
Did a uh, when was prohibition the 30s was right? Uh, it was the Fuck it would have been the 20s. It's our component. I'm yeah like late 20s.
Maybe 20s 30s. Yeah, okay. Damn dude I didn't know it was that long But it just immediately led to gangsters and It's pretty cool. It's cool time.
There's this bar. It was roaring 20s and then into the Great Depression They had to fucking let the booze out there in the Depression. They were like, all right By the way dude the depression was detox. How fun would it have been to get fucked up In the roaring 20 is because you had to drink it like little speakeas and secret places.
You wouldn't fun Oh, it would have been like high school. Yeah, check the fucking the woods Uh, I went to this one place in Worcester. It's like a pirate tavern. It's like a bar bar, but under it They had the Babe Ruth uh, they had a prohibition like What do you speak?