Ep. 58 - Fazbear's Republican Jumpscare!

This week on Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast unafraid to say Fazbear’s a fuckin’ narc, we dive deep into the disaster that is Springtrap joining the Fog.Toxic tries to survive a FNaF-laced content drop while wheezing into his mic like a dying leaf blower, and Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente breaks down Scott Cawthon’s conservative donation history, declaring the Fog officially “redpilled by a possessed animatronic.”Also in this beefy, bratwurst-stained episode:Victor mauls four survivors with no Charlotte usage, initiating his villain arcMeatball Match of the Week premieres with a Twins 4K so violent, it caused three ragequits and one Steam refundToxic’s new headphones are labeled ‘penetration-style’ by OSHANicky glitches out and speaks fluent BBC British for 47 secondsThe soundboard gets possessed and plays horror ambience mid-rantA listener mails us tea bags again. We have a theory it’s BHVR.And on “Where the Fuck Are the Viewers From?” we head to Berlin, where Victor is kidnapped by German SWFs in disguise. The rescue includes:A flamingo hostage situationTwo hoverboards colliding with zoo exhibitsAnd a bratwurst duel that will not be legally recognized by the UNSpringlocks. Conservatism. Flamingos. Meatballs. This one’s got it all.Subscribe or sleep with the fuckin’ flamingos. Capisce?☠️ NICKY’S BODY COUNT™ – EPISODE 58 EDITION[sponsored by Victor’s Veal Cannon, now on a watchlist]1 animatronic killer whose politics are worse than his perks4 survivors devoured by Victor’s tiny, furious mouth2 hoverboards totaled during Berlin rescue ops1 flamingo mildly traumatized17 anti-Italian matchmaking incidents6 ragequits1 headset ruined by “moist canal echo”3 political rants nearly edited out, but stayed in because fuck it1 veal cannon, still missing, last seen near the Currywurst stand0 regretsSend Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher